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ngano man diay ilang lawas?

sa bukid walang papel...kiskis lang sa pilapil! mao ra sad na!

tan-awa ang costume sa fantastic 4 ug sa the incredibles

sideline diay to?

karaan na na style...bag-o na style karon...

we dont need to study abroad! bright man ta mga pinoy!

kto man mga maayong breed ang padaghanon! dili man katong mga underdog! heheheheheh!

dili kaha binale?

sa dauis panglao man na imo gipasabot

unsa may nakala-in ba?

sa pinas if ur fat, baboy ka...if ur thin, mura kag lawas tiki! hahahahaahha!

tagam lagi!hehehehhe....

naa naman na sa amoa b4 pero gamay lang...ang chapel lang na daplin sa dagat ang naguba...matud pa sa mga tao giluwas daw mi sa mga santos...eheheheh

bribe a ghost to wake you up early in the morning...

ngek!

wala may horror section dire...

gamit nalang tuno sa lubi!

tinood bitaw na!

pamutlon tanang nangka sa palibot kay makapatagok sa baba og makapa sticky sa sperm cells! hahahahahah!

Quote from: lumine on June 22, 2007, 06:13:01 PM
kani jud si ghost, motibagbag jud.

naa man sad koy point...

ahhhaahha! ako sad usahay...ilang sud-an paniudto akong kan-on!

forwarded email raman na...

gusto ko horror...

steven seagal uy! heheheheheh!

hows the sultan of brunei doin?

tanang pagkaon na kanang murag maglaway inig luto like oyster,clam,okra ug uban pa...

mahadlok man na sila nako kay kabalo man sila na green belter na ko...akong mga kauban lang ilang hikap hikapon...

naa man ang lami sa dinali-an...

sa amoa sexual harassment kasagaran...

di man gud ko kamao mag darama!

dili nako paapilon kay di na ko maka gara2x! hahahahahahah!

kaon ug botong,seafoods,okra,sibuyas,bombay,sili,kamunggay all green leafy vegetables...kaon lansiao diay or soup number 7

taga dimiao man gud akong xgf...it so happen nag chat mi karon then ask sad ko niya about ani...

di ba diay pwede dunganon ug amen left and right para madali?

i came from the land of the dead! form the race of the undead!

ingana man gyud na ang uwag...walay gipili!

matud pa nila, daghan daw ug ereng sa dimiao mao gitawag na sa una ug "de meow" which later transformed into dimiao...

wa gyud kwenta ning taong manggisinahon...

you're welcome...

if pul-an naka sa imong partner, mag lights off nalang aron maka imagine ug lain while doing it...

angay rana sa mga gwapo ug gwapa! hahahaahah!

ok raman na basta di lang pasakop...

cgro lights off permi na si ai2x if mag ehem sila sa iyang ehem...ehehehehehhe....

i already have a bow of celibacy....ehhehehehe

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia






A chastity belt is a locking item of clothing designed to prevent sexual intercourse and possibly masturbation. The purpose may also be to protect the wearer from rape or temptation. Devices have been created for males and females.

The term "chastity belt" is also used metaphorically in modern English to imply over protectiveness. The term carries a derisive connotation and may also imply that the subject is antiquated, or is cumbersome, or provides unnecessary or ineffective protection.

History

Chastity belts are surrounded by myths and folklore. The most common of these myths is that they were first used by crusading knights on their wives. There is, however, no evidence of the existence of chastity belts until the 15th centuryâ€"more than one hundred years after the last Crusade. Their actual use, if any, of medieval chastity belts would have been very limited, as the metalworking of the times would have made it difficult to fashion a belt safe for long-term wear.

The first known mention of chastity belts in the West is in Konrad Kyeser von Eichstätt's Bellifortis, a ca. 1400 book describing the military technology of the era. The book includes a drawing that is accompanied by the Latin text: "Est florentinarum hoc bracile dominarum ferreum et durum ab antea sic reseratum." ("These are hard iron breeches of Florentine women which are closed at the front.") The belt in this drawing is described by Dingwall as "both clumsy and heavy", having "little in common with the later models which served the same use".[2] The Bellifortis account is not supported by any evidence or corroborating documents.

In 1889, a leather-and-iron belt was found by A. M. Pachingerâ€"a German collector of antiquitiesâ€"in Linz, Austria in a grave on a skeleton of a young woman. The woman was purportedly buried sometime in the 16th century. Pachinger, however, could not find any record of the woman's burial in the town archives. The belt itself, along with most of the rest of Pachinger's collection, has been lost.

Two belts have been exhibited at the Musée de Cluny in Paris. The first, a simple velvet-covered hoop and plate of iron, was supposedly worn by Catherine de' Medici. The otherâ€"said to have been worn by Anna of Austriaâ€"is a hinged pair of plates held about the waist by metal straps, featuring intricately etched figures of Adam and Eve.[2] There are other such belts at the Germanisches Nationalmuseum in Nuremberg and the British Museum in London. Most have been removed from display because the authenticity of these belts as Renaissance devices has since been called into question.

From the 1700s through the 1930s, masturbation was widely regarded as harmful in Western medicine. Numerous mentions can be found in medical journals of the time of the use of chastity belt-like devices to prevent masturbation in children and adolescents.[3]

Many designs for many anti-masturbation devices were filed in the US Patent Office until the debunking of masturbation as a mental health problem in the early 1930s. [4]

Non-Western history

Some Vaishnava sadhus (ascetic practitioners of the Hindu faith) have a tradition of wearing arbandhâ€"or metal balls or cups enclosing the penisâ€"for decades at a time as a way of demonstrating their strict celibacy and dedication to austerity.[1][2]

News and trivia

    * In the year 1998, racial riots against the ethnic Chinese in Indonesia prompted the production and sale of "anti-rape corsets" by Simon Sanjava of West Java. These devices were of Florentine design with a waistband and a single crotch strap with no holes for going to the toilet. They were made of imitation leather and steel and were secured with a combination lock. [3]

    * In April, 2002, the Uwe Koetter Jewellers company of Cape Town, South Africa completed and delivered a spectacular diamond and pearl-encrusted chastity belt made of gold to a British customer. The belt reportedly cost R160,000 and was a wedding gift from a husband-to-be for his bride to wear at their wedding. [4] [5]

    * On February 6, 2004, USA Today reported that in at Athens airport in Greece, a woman's steel chastity belt had triggered a security alarm at the metal detector. The woman explained that her husband had forced her to wear the device to prevent an extramarital affair while she was on vacation in Greece. She was allowed to continue her flight to London on the pilot's authority. The incident was said to have happened just before Christmas in 2003. [6] Weekly World News also wrote an article about this event. [7]

    * In November, 2006, photographs of Lucio Gubbio's hand-wrought iron chastity belts were published in newspapers including the Seoul Times, [8] and CRI Online [9]. Although Gubbio's company, MedioEvo, claims that their chastity belts' designs are from the Middle Ages on their website [10], a company spokesperson acknowledged that there is no proof that devices such as these were actually used.

Modern Use

Today, chastity belts are sometimes used in BDSM play and in consensual relationships. They are a means for the wearer to surrender control over their sexual behavior either for sexual play, or as a long-term method of preventing infidelity or masturbation. They range from simple leather or plastic toys commonly sold by adult stores to expensive high-security stainless steel devices made by a handful of specialist firms.

Most modern chastity belt designs are descended from Hal Higginbottom's designs from 1956.[5] Sometimes modern Florentine-style belts are described as "Tollyboy-style" or "Tollyboy-type" belts as references to his company's original design.

Human anatomy varies very widely from person to person and steel belts intended for long-term use are bespoke items. The manufacture of such belts is necessarily a cottage industry. Many firms have come and gone over the years. Notable amongst those who have stopped manufacturing chastity belts since the 1980s are:

    * Access Denied (Paul Tooker of New York; closed after his death)
    * Herbert Rossmann (Austria)
    * In Discretione Fortitudo (Nifrik Scylla of the Netherlands)
    * Reinholds (Germany)
    * Pourquoi Pas (Germany)
    * Atelier Mode (Cologne, Germany)

Although no reliable statistics are available on the use of chastity belts, anecdotal reports from manufacturers suggest that most belts sold in Europe and the US are for men, and that of the female belts ordered, relatively few are used as rape prevention devices.[6]

Belt types
A modern female William Jones belt with an atypical integrated radial lock.
A modern female William Jones belt with an atypical integrated radial lock.

Modern chastity belt designs generally follow the basic "Florentine" pattern (named after the Bellifortis reference), with a band around the waist or hips and a "shield" running between the legs to cover the genitals.

On belts intended for long-term wear, this shield must accommodate the wearer's hygienic needs:

    * For females, the shield is commonly a flat band with a slot through which the labia can protrude and through which urine can pass. Some manufacturers fit a perforated cover (sometimes called the "secondary shield") over this slot to prevent the wearer from being pinched when sitting. The cover may also prevent direct masturbation by blocking the labia from touch.
    * For males, the shield usually covers a tube in which the penis is held facing downward, with perforations at the bottom of the shield to allow urine to escape. The testicles are left exposed on both sides of the tube. Some designs feature a tube curved tightly to discourage erections. Chastity cages are devices in which similar tubes are used on their own, without a supporting belt.
    * Belts with a "thong" arrangement have a single strap running up between the buttocks to the waistband. On some, this is a plastic-coated cable or a thin, curved metal rod. This strap may or may not be loose enough to pull aside, depending on whether the fit of the belt is to protect against anal penetration. On other designs, the rear strap is solid with an aperture over the anus to allow passage of feces.
    * Belts with a "V"-arrangement have a pair of chains attached together the bottom of the shield and apart towards the back of waistband in a "V" to leave the rear open.
    * On both male and female belts, the shield can be designed to work with genital piercings for greater security.

Most modern belts fasten with padlocks. Some high-security designs nest the lock within a shroud to make it more difficult to attack with bolt cutters. A handful of manufacturers, however, do offer higher-priced models with integral locks for a sleeker profile.

Wear and use

Before purchasing a chastity belt, it is advisable to clarify one's goals and to balance them against the potential physical and mental discomfort.

    * For a custom made stainless steel belt to fit comfortably, accurate measurements must be taken. Although most manufacturers will take self-measurements or offer a self-measuring kit, is still advisable to have the belt measured for in person. Steel belts are expensive to modify, and mismeasurements can easily produce a belt that chafes or pinches unbearably; in particular, a badly-fitted male belt can compress the genitals in a potentially harmful manner.
    * Waist belts can make vigorous sporting activity very uncomfortable because they make bending forwards or sideways at the hips difficult. Weight gain or a protruding belly can also make the fitting of a waist belt difficult, or render an existing belt uncomfortable for constant wear. Most manufacturers offer hip belts which may be more suitable; these have a low-set waistband which follow the curve of the hips instead of the waist.
    * The choice of materials used in the belt is also important: some plastics, alloys (especially those containing nickel), and rubber (such as that used in neoprene) may cause allergic contact dermatitis after constant contact with the skin.
    * Devices made entirely of plastic, as well as plastic single-use verifiable closures, are available for wearers who must travel through airports or other places where metal detectors are used.

Most modern chastity belts are carefully designed for long-term, continuous wear. However, even the most unobtrusive of belts can still cause the wearer subtle and unexpected physical difficulties.

    * A "breaking-in" period of intermittent wear is advisable with new or newly-adjusted belts.
    * Bruising, edema, pressure sores and chafing should be checked for regularly. Chastity belt wearers should be vigilant against pressure sores, because when the belt is applied well, it is nearly impossible to move it a little for relief of the pressure.
    * Male wearers of belts with curved tubes may have to condition themselves to avoid spontaneous erections, as doing so repeatedly may bruise or break the skin of the penis.
    * The bulk of the belt can make it visible under a tight garment; swimsuits, stretch jeans and clothing with fitted bodices, for example, may be impractical if the belt is to remain concealed in public.
    * For belts with a "thong" arrangement, access to a bidet can greatly simplify hygiene. When travelling, baby wipes may also be helpful. The belt must also drain well enough to prevent water and bodily fluids from being trapped against the skin. Wet skin that is not allowed to "breathe" can chafe or flare into a rash. A hairdryer may be helpful for drying difficult-to-reach areas of skin after bathing.
    * During long term wear, the belt should be removed regularly to clean off accumulated skin, urine, and other deposits. Care should be taken to clean parts of the belt that are in constant contact with the body.

See also

    * Chastity cage
    * Ball bag
    * Erotic sexual denial
    * Kali's teeth bracelet
    * Purity ring
    * Sexual abstinence

dapat lang!

ako kay foreigner man ko pero wa man lagi gusto makigmenyo nako! ahahahahahahah!

importante kaayo na ang pag amen labi na gyud sa atong mga in-laws...di baleng di ka mo amen sa atong mga relatives ayaw lang gyud sa mga in-laws! ahhahahahahaha!

Everything in life is temporary.So if things are good, enjoy it coz it wont last forever. if things go bad, dont worry coz it wont last forever either...

landslide victory...

depende sa face sa babae...

pwede man sad laing tao mobuhat ana...

pang foreigner na lang cguro ng anda...

ka klaro ana!

mao naman na ang in karon...

dire naman lang ni nakubalan akong kamot kay daghan man ug saging sa amoa! heheheheheh!

nah! baga2x na raba gyud ug kubal ni akong kamot!

dapat iapil ang condom...mas worse ang job sa condom...

dapat ingana mga pulis sa atoa!

paanad man daw na sa mga tagaloboc aron di na moawas ang loboc river...pasalamat sa mga santos ba or sa Ginoo...

pwede sad inudoro...

kusog man gyud na mokaon mga babae! dii lang kay sa chocolates...

and im the unhealthiest virgin man alive! huhuhuhuhhuuh....

you are on the right track...

ang pag-amen gipulihan nalang tawon ug besobeso...

Quote from: !!! on June 22, 2007, 12:39:09 PM
I choose not to answer or else this thread will be out of order. Haha!

mangil...

Quote from: !!! on June 22, 2007, 12:16:14 PM
Uso biya ng ghost voters. Wala ka na myembro ana? hahaha!

every election ko mahimong ghost voter...

yup! gusto nako si Tony Ja mismo mag teach nako!

maayo na! ako tawon ani magpabilin nalang virgin forever!

use it wisely!

no probs! enjoy it...

day off lang ron nako mao naka onlione ko ug buntag...ehehehhhe...

yup!roamin for some fresh blood...

5 hrs lang gani maximum

kada gabii lang gani ko maka online dire...

try google earth pro...

dili sad 24 hrs uy!

pero kun magpista ang loboc kay grabe ka bongga! hehheheheehehh...

at 21 pa gyud! pero until now 5 digit pa gyud akong salary! hahahahaahahah!

dapat naa sad pamng horror or comedy man lang na stories!

advance man gyud ko permi ug huna2x!

pwede ba sa picture lang or kinghangan gyud sa original motan-aw?

nobodys forcing you to believe this products...just like galileo did b4, he did not force everyone to convince that the earth is round but still he is being accused for heresy...

ask nalang ka ni rose...

Quote from: yadz26 on June 22, 2007, 10:00:11 AM
alkaline if that's what you mean..
it's not yet proven..and besides our folks tap water lang ila before and they don't have kidney's..
salty foods causes kidney stones..as what the doctors says...

hey, where's my applaud??

they have kidney stones but they are using herbal suppliments for it...hey! i worked in a research and development lab and i can easily make an analysis of an ordinary tap water!

dako2x sad tong mango farm ni herrera uy!

kujapa ana uy!

always man gyud na mangita ug laing menu! dapat lang! hehehehehehe!

Romantic Acronyms
H.O.L.L.A.N.D
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y.
I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A.
Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E.
Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A.
Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A.
Between Us, Remember Me Always.

I.N.D.I.A.
I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A.
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A.
Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K.O.R.E.A.
Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T.
Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

R.U.S.S.I.A.
Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.

M.A.N.I.L.A.
May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

B.A.L.I.W.A.G.
Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.

M.A.L.A.B.O.N.
May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.

I.M.U.S.
I Miss U, Sweetheart.

P.A.S.I.G.
Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous.

C.E.B.U.
Change Everything... But Us.

P.E.R.U.
Porget Everyone... Remember Us.

P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E.
Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy.

T.O.N.D.O.
Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One.

P.A.S.A.Y.
Pretty And Sexy Are You.

Y.E.M.E.N.
'Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night.

M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O.
Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only.

J.A.P.A.N
Jump And Play All Night

P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S.
Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please Please.. I Need Erotic
Stimulation!

You like some more? Enjoy
Pinoy Poem
Thing none knew see in die
Who bought, who bad
The hill key none taught see in die
Last fog see in die


Fog must done knew see who one
Thin knee tea gas sun
Cash sea see in die
Who bought, who bad
Bull ball money peace.


In knee love bus knee who one
Dean act money in die
Key knee league see who one
The hill be not tea knee in die
Knee love as son see who one
Be thin see in die!

Guys, if you get this, read it & don't get a
> girl pregnant if you're not ready to be
> accountable for it.
>
> Girls, read on.
>
> Dear Mommy,
>
> I am in Heaven now, sitting on God's lap. He
> loves me and cries with me; for my heart has
> been broken I so wanted to be your little girl. I
> don't quite understand what has happened. I was
> so excited when I began realizing my existence.
> I was in a dark, yet comfortable place. I saw
> I had fingers and toes. I was pretty far long in
> my developing, yet not near ready to leave my
> surroundings. I spent most of my time
> thinking or sleeping. Even from my earliest
> days, I felt a special bonding between you and
> me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried
> with you.Sometimes you would yell or scream,
> then cry. I heard Daddy yelling back. I was sad,
> and hoped you would be better soon. I wondered
> why you cried so much. One day you cried almost
> all of the day. I hurt for you. I couldn't
> imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day,
> the most terrible thing happened. ; A very
> mean monster came into that warm, comfortable
> place I was in. I was so scared, I began
> screaming, but you never once tried to help me.
> May be you never heard me. The monster got
> closer and closer as I was screaming and
> screaming, "Mommy, Mommy, help me please;
> Mommy help me." Complete terror is all I felt. I
> screamed and screamed until I thought I couldn't
> anymore. Then the monster started ripping
> my arm off. It hurt so badly; the pain I can
> never explain. It didn't stop. Oh, how I begged
> it to stop. I screamed in horror as it ripped
> my leg off. Though I was in such complete pain,
> I was dying. I knew I would never see your face
> or hear you say how you much love me. I
> wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so
> many plans to make you happy. I couldn't; all my
> dreams were shattered. Though I was in utter
> pain and horror, I felt the pain of my
> heartbreaking, above all. I wanted more than
> anything to be your daughter. No use now, for I
> was dying a painful death. I could only imagine
> the terrible things that they had done to you. I
> wanted to tell you that I love you before I was
> gone, but I didn't know the words you could
> understand. And soon, I no longer had the breath
> to say them; I was dead. I felt myself rising,
> to a beautiful place. I was still crying,
> but the physical pain was gone. The angel took
> me to God and set me on His lap. He said he
> loved me, and He was my Father. Then I was happy.
> I asked Him what the thing was that killed me.
> He answered, Abortion. I am sorry, my child; for
> I know how it feels. "I don't know what abortion
> is; I guess that's the name of the monster." I'm
> writing to say that I love you and to tell you
> how much I wanted to be your little girl. I
> tried very hard to live. I wanted to
> live. I had the will, but I couldn't, the
> monster was too powerful. It sucked my arm and
> legs off and finally got all of me. It was
> impossible to live. Also, Mommy, please watch
> out for that abortion monster. Mommy, I love you
> and I would hate for you to go through the kind
> of pain I did. Please be
> careful
>
> Love,
>
>
>
> Your Baby Girl
>
>
>
>
>
> If you think abortion is wrong and as terrible
> as it really is, then
> you will send this to everyone you know to
> inform
> them of how terrible
> it is If you don't, you're heartless. "It
> takes only a minute to get
> a crush on someone, an hour to like someone,
> and a day to love someone
> but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
> you've grown to love......

If you woke up this morning
with more health than illness,
you are more blessed than the
million who won't survive the week.


If you have never experienced
the danger of battle,
the loneliness of imprisonment,
the agony of torture or
the pangs of starvation,
you are ahead of 20 million people
around the world.


If you attend a church meeting
without fear of harassment,
arrest, torture, or death,
you are more blessed than almost
three billion people in the world.


If you have food in your refrigerator,
clothes on your back, a roof over
your head and a place to sleep,
you are richer than 75% of this world.


If you have money in the bank,
in your wallet, and spare change
in a dish someplace, you are among
the top 8% of the world's wealthy.


If your parents are still married and alive,
you are very rare,
especially in the United States.


If you hold up your head with a smile
on your face and are truly thankful,
you are blessed because the majority can,
but most do not.


If you can hold someone's hand, hug them
or even touch them on the shoulder,
you are blessed because you can
offer God's healing touch.


If you can read this message,
you are more blessed than over
two billion people in the world
that cannot read anything at all.


You are so blessed in ways
you may never even know.



If you are feeling blessed, repay the blessings bestowed unto you and do something for others.

A blessing cannot be kept.  If it stops with you, then the blessing will disappear. The blessing will only keep working if it is continuously passed around. If you are a recipient of a blessing, keep the blessing working by being the source of blessing to other people.

What men DO v/s what men WANT 2 DO

THE PHILIPPINES IS.....
50. where the most happening places is not where
     the party is. Instead it's where the gang wars
     happen, where women strip and where the people
     overthrow a president.

49. where even doctors, lawyers and engineers
      are unemployed.
48. where everyone has his personal ghost story.
47. where mountains like Makiling and Banahaw
      are considered as holy places.
46. where everything can be forged.

45. where the school is considered the second
  home and the mall considered as third.
44. where Starbucks coffee is more expensive
     than gas.
43. where every street has a basketball court
    and every town only has one public school.

42. where all kinds of animals are edible.

41. where people speak all kinds of languages,
    and still call it Tagalog.

40. where students pay more money than they will
     earn afterwards.

39. where call center employees earn more money
       than teachers and nurses.
38. where driving 4kms can take as much as
     4hours.

37. where flyovers bring you from the freeway to
   the side streets.
36. where the tourist spots is where Filipinos
      do not (or cannot) go.

35. where the personal computer is mainly used
    for games and Friendster.

34. where all 13 year olds are alcoholic.

33. where colonial mentality is dishonestly
  denied!

32. where 4am is not even considered bed time
   yet.

31. where people can pay to defy the law.

30. where everything is spoofed.
29. where even the poverty-stricken get to wear
    Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger.

28. where honking of car horns is a way of life.

27. where being called a bum is never offensive.

26. where flood waters take up more than 90
    percent of the streets during the rainy season.

25. where everyone has a relative abroad who
   keeps them alive.

24. where crossing the street involves running
   for your dear life.

23. where wearing your national colors make
you "weird".

22. where billiards is a sport, and darts is a
  bar game.

21. where even the poverty-stricken have the
    latest cell phones. ( from snatch cellphone)

20. where insurance does not work.

19. where water can only be classified as tap
    and dirty... clean water is for sale
   (35pesos/gallon).
18. where the church governs the people and
     where the government makes the people pray for
     miracles. (AMEN TO THAT!)

17. where University of the Philippines is where
    all the weird people go. Ateneo is where all the
   nerds go. La Salle is where all the Chinese go.
   College of Saint Benilde is where all the stupid
    Chinese go, and University of Asia and the
   Pacific is where all the irrelevantly rich
   people go.

16. where fastfood is a diet meal.

15. where traffic signs are merely suggestions
   not regulations.

14. where all the trees in the city are below 6
    ft.

13. where being held up is normal. It happens to
    everyone.

  12. where kids dream of becoming pilots, doctors
       and basketball players.
11. where rodents is a normal house pet.
10. where the definition of traffic is the 'non-
      movement' of vehicles.
9. where the fighter planes of the 1940's are
   used for military engagements, and the new
   fighter planes are displayed in museums.

  8. where being an hour late is still considered
   as punctual.

7. where cigarettes and alcohol are a necessity,
  and where the lottery is a commodity.
6. where soap operas tell the realities of life
   and where the news provides the drama.
5. where actors make the rules and where
   politicians provide the entertainment.  if u want to get irritated, watch the news)

4. where finding a deer on the road will be a
  phenomenon. ( Is there a deer here?are you serious?)
3. where people can get away with stealing
   trillions of pesos, but not for a thousand.
2. where Nora Aunor is an acclaimed actress and
Boy Abunda is the best talk show host.

1. where everyone wants to leave the country!
   ( Everybody is happy!)

"never get discouraged when things go beyond your expectation, always remember that the greatest glory in life is not winning but rising everytime we fall...."....ehehhehehe....nakalimot ko sa author ani....

How to change the serial number used in Windows XP, Valid for XP Corporate (XP Pro only)

Step 1

Open Start/Run... and type the command:
regedit and click "OK" (or press ENTER).

Go to HKey_Local_Machine\Software\Microsoft\WindowsNT\Current Version\WPAEvents,
on the right double click on "oobetimer" and change at least one digit of this value to deactivate windows.

Click "OK" and close the Registry Editor.

Step 2

Open Start/Run... and type the command:
%systemroot%\system32\oobe\msoobe.exe /a and click "OK" (or press ENTER).

This will bring up the "Activate Windows" window.

Check the option for "Yes, I want to telephone a customer service representative to activate Windows" and click "Next"


Step 3

Then click "Change Product Key" (don't enter any information on that screen)


Step 4

Type in the new key and click "Update"


The activate Windows by phone window will reappear at this point, just close it by clicking the X in the upper right hand corner

Step 5

Reboot your system and Open Start/Run... and type the command:
%systemroot%\system32\oobe\msoobe.exe /a and click "OK" (or press ENTER).

If you see "Windows is already activated" then everything is OK.

makahilak man sad ta magbasa...

naay daghang maayo sa plaza rizal...tagaan pa kag pabor na 4 queens imong pwede gamiton! ahhahahahah!

last vacation baya nako kay nakurat ko kay daghan naman mga nindot na balay unya daghan na sad mga sakyanan!eheheheheh...unya mga tao kay di na manginom ug nawasa...puro na mineral water guinainom!ehehheheh...murag ako raman cguro nag stay below poverty line...

sa amoa kay way problema ug tubig kay tua man didto ang farm ni herrera mao to maayo ang water system sa pangangan! hahahahahaha!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 16, 2007, 12:00:58 PM
definitely, Pirates of the Carribean..,i'll be Elizabeth Swann..
i love the adventure..

si Tia Dalma or Calypso ka uy!