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Quote from: chicogon on March 25, 2012, 01:03:33 PM
Tubaga unya ni Ms. Isles... mga paratang sa mga babaye 

oldataym, fr chic.  naa sa lain nga thread ang bahin ug mga laki. 

sayang morag ako na man lang ang one of the boys nga baye dinhi.  hilit na si mdb ug wa na man mogimaw si scarb ug aspo.  ang ubang chicks dinhi (raqz, hof, states, etc.) as individuals are a class of their own.  feeling ko ako na lang ang bajeng bajot. 

na, hala, managang na lang ko sa mga slings and arrows of panamastamas ni hubag.  hadyukog numeyo.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 24, 2012, 03:34:01 PM
Women don't bathe everyday:

Not all women bathe everyday, no matter how much they profess cleanliness and hygiene. They rely on deodorants and perfumes to smell good.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 24, 2012, 03:40:11 PM
Bwahaha! Bantog rang manimahong mawos nga ginamos nga taga sa Balingsya!

sige lang.  ang laki mao may nanimahong suka nga naay ahos ug sibuyas nga itimpla sa ginamos.  kana, bisag maligo kada oras.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 25, 2012, 11:07:57 PM
To paraphrase Hamlet:

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Islander,
Than are dreamt of in your theology."

thus deserving of a paraphrase of romeo and juliet's friar laurence:

"Hold thy desperate hand:
Art thou a man?  Thy form cries out thou art Hubag:..."

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 25, 2012, 11:07:57 PM
Hmm, but then again, daghan man laging migawas pagkapari, where's the constancy?

nganong iphon man ang nigawas sa pagkapari nga mas daghan man ang nagpabilin?  the constancy referred to is the vocation, not the person who may or may not become a priest, nor a priest who may or may not remain as one in form though not in substance.  ("You are a priest forever." - Hebrews 7:17.)   

QuoteAs for her passion, who are you to say?

yes, it is not for me to say about the passion of this thread's poster; it is for me to glean that passion from her posts. 

being a female myself, i would be too remiss if i didn't make some conclusions (not immutable ones, i must stress) even from the fact alone that she was compelled to start this thread and pour her heart out with such acute despair.

OT: a priest friend of mine almost didn't make it to ordination.  for the love of a woman, what else.  he was on training for clinical pastoral psychology at the u.s. at that time.  he wrote to his mother about his change of plans.  he happens to have a down-to-earth mother with a temper to boot.  she answered with a one-page letter, containing only these two words repeated many, many times over: 'peste ka!'  da, lahos ang ordinasyon ni ondo.  until now, he's a very good priest. 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 25, 2012, 08:46:27 AM
Please, I beg you, do not tempt him, have some sense of reverence for their position and their duties.

yes.  help him.  his is a vocation, a constant, while your passion may wane with tomorrow's moon.

All images © Ted Sabarese.
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/symbiartic/2011/11/21/ted-sabarese-evolution/

no question, bolinaw gyod ko nga angay himoong mawos nga ginamos sa balingsya.  but what about you?  do you know yourself?  itandi ang inyong maalamong kaugalingon...

What Kind of Fish are You?

By Kalliopi Monoyios
November 21, 2011

I can’t say for certain whether New York based photographer Ted Sabarese had science or evolution in mind when he conceived of this series.  But I’m almost glad he never responded to my follow-up questions about his inspiration behind these.  Part of the fun of art is its mirror-like quality: everyone sees something different when faced with it because everyone brings a different set of experiences and expectations to the table.  When I look at these I see equal parts “you are what you eat,” “your inner fish,” and “United Colors of Benetton.”

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/

o ang musikero drums ang nahibaw-an nga musical instrument.

hahaayy.  i dread a possible basketball cum golf.

gi-photoshop ang pool.  kanang naa sa tuo nga morag naglupad si hubag tuod na, namoso.  ang original man god ani nga pool before gipanamastamasan ug photoshop kay inodoro.

usa ra gyoy akong masulti sa mga under de saya: i-ban ang saya sa balay.

si lorenz, opkors.  nag-lecture bahin ug dichotomy of urologism ang ufologism.  ang naay ribbon kay si yours truly.  ang blue striped shorts si hubag, nagtabon-tabon sa iyang dunggan.  in the picture, natabonan niya si bugsay nga red ug shorts, red being bugsay's favorite color.  si fr chic tong red and yellow shorts, telling lorenz to shorten his lecture kay maluto na unya sa suka ang kinilaw nga bolinaw nga ganina rang gi-prepare.  

naa say uban ipaputol na lang kay sagabal kaayo sa ilang kaguwapa.

at least, he's lucky.

opkors not.  ikaw gyod.  he's a noynoying cat yogi.

10. Men are sensitive in strange ways.  If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

9. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship."  These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.

8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner.  These men usually have jobs and bathe.

7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers.  I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning.  Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

5. Men like phones with lots of buttons.  It makes them feel important.

4. Men are very confident people.  My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team.  If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible.  In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.  They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Strange Facts You Should Know About Men
http://www.strangecosmos.com/



1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

tblander catcating...

tblanders noynoying...

yikes.  blast me for thinking that.  i'm eating right now. 

it looks like hubag has a different take on toilet paper.  considering the length of the hair, i wouldn't be surprised if the woman with a kilometric crowning glory would find it a convenient mobile toilet paper.   

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 24, 2012, 11:58:02 AM
hahaha! okey ra pod kai maayo pod ning bayhana nga friendly jamo sa animals.

thanks, lorenz.  yes, it's true.  that's why i'm very, very friendly with hubag and bugsay.

Quote from: bugsay on March 24, 2012, 09:03:35 AM
nagkiat lang ang mga miming.....unsaon nga nagpahila-hila pa man ang tag-iya gikan nagpu-aw ug dokdok sa TB.....nya unjang udto mag nap na pod...
paetz!

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 24, 2012, 09:30:50 AM
Natakdan sa iyang mga binuhi nga matulog og 18 hours a day...

suya lang mo kay wa moy mingming nga nagsul-ob ug lampshade.  look again, cute no?

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 24, 2012, 07:32:30 AM
Islander's living room:

to those who rue their thinning hair or increasing foreheads... ari mo nako.  mahal sa belo clinic.  kun ari mo nako, gratis et amore, daghan kog balhibo sa mga iring nga nangataktak.  sayon ra i-glue sa inyong mga ulo.

farsighted na tingali ka.

this institutionalization of medical tourism in our country is actually good for our economy.  tourists are a source of revenue, so if some come for the chocolate hills, why not others for our hospitals? 

we have some of the world's best medical practitioners, but so far thailand, singapore and india still beat us in medical tourism.  heaven forbid that we end up with a reputation as a good source of human organs for transplants, like india.

Quote from: chicogon on March 24, 2012, 10:17:38 AM
Y man tourism tawag ani? Tourist diay ang pasyente hehehe 

it's true.  patients are treated as tourists.  this looks like an offshoot of medical tourism.  i read up a target plan of a certain government agency of ours; it includes medical tourism, with named hospitals like st. luke's, makati medical center, heart center, and others that are 'enrolled'.  it means they are accredited hospitals where medical tourists go straight and everything, from airport arrival to hospital check-in, insurance payments, etc., is already arranged.  nothing is mentioned about organ transplant, naturally. 

no question.  it's unethical.  i shudder at the thought that healthy people from poor countries are kidnapped and killed for their spare parts.  unsa man tawon ni sila, unsa man tawon ta, auto?  maayo pa gani ang auto kay di patyon.         

Quote from: bugsay on March 24, 2012, 09:50:52 AM
inig tubag adto tawhana, moingon sab to nga "si maam lindy man na".....nyahahha

seksi bitaw si ma'am lindy.  maklaro sa avatar.  boaw, bujag.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 24, 2012, 07:23:00 AM
Hinanggaw lang jud. Kaklaro nga baje nang igwad og lubot...

dili tanang laki sapjot ug lobot uy, say mo.

mga iro na sila nga nagtakoban, nagpaka-aron ingnon nga baye aron ma-post sa tb.  ibog dayon si hubag, daling mailad, hahaha!

dia pa.

sukwahi gamay sa thread kay di man woman, pero long-haired man gihapon...



(di pa gyod patoog shampoo.)

unbelievaboy.  with a thick snow, naghukas ang laki sa gawas?  with an uncovered glass window, patara ug ilis ang baye?  paskang gyod ning photoshop uy.  buaya pa na dinha nga gangisi imbis tawo, motoo pa ko.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 09:09:02 PM
Free English translation:

Don't anymore give me a man, Lord
Of my big business empire I am content
Variety store with everything including liquor
All men come pretending lizard-lizard me
Hah, deadbeat squirts I will smack you hard.

hahahahaha!  unya ra ha?  balikan ta ka kay nagluha pa kog kinatawa diri.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 08:57:31 PM
He he, sa mga Ilonggo pa, The Song of Brutotaloy...

heh, brute.  the song of prototaloy na uy.  brutotaloy... mora man kag nag-lbm... brrrruttt.

oh, no.  what happened here?  why man niabot sa dandansoy ang man-woman poem?   bantog ra nalibog kog sumpay.

aray ko!  kanyahay ra son of sam ka, di man of the cloth.

mao nga kun di malikayan, pasiplat na lang.  ayaw apila ang ball bearing sa liog.  mora man god nig insulto sa kuyog nga babaye.  most of us are aware of female games, one of which is to boast that the husband/boyfriend of so-and-so "flirted with me".  a diva like geri halliwell could not take that. 

kun mag-ingon ana si banana republic, di gyod hinoon ko maghukas (why make a fool of myself?)  mas maayo tingali nga tawgon na lang nako ang baye, i'll introduce myself, unya iila-ila nako si banana nga akong brother.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 03:48:36 PM
OA ra pud nis Geri Halliwell...

tame ra na siya, tsong.  naay akong nahibaw-an (sa estorya ba lang kay wa man ko makakita) nga ang babaye naghukas sa kalagot sa roving eyes sa iyang bana.  da, tanan hinoon nanan-aw niya.  kapuliki lagi ang bana ug tabon, hahaha!

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 03:44:17 PM
A more faithful translation (which no man of God in his right mind would attempt):


Tagai kog buta-bungol nga baje nga bigaon jamo
Nga ang totoy mako jamo mora humongous nga kapayas,
Nga nanag-iyag tindahan sa ilimnon ug golf course.
Wa ni mo-rhyme bikog pero ngano man diay. Letseng jawa...

goodness me i'm scandalized! 

kay ikaw man ang ni-attempt, ibig sabihin, you're not a man of god?  then you must be son of sam!

poem sa babaye:

ajaw na lamang ko tagaeg laki, ginoo
kay ako makontento sa tindahang dako
sari-sari store nga tanan naa apil bino
moduol tanang laki mag-ibid-ibid kuno
hah, mga ondoy nga utangan duklon ko.

DANDANSOY by Lolita Carbon of Asin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzCMgAlxyY#

Dandansoy

Dandansoy, bayaan ta ikaw
Pauli ako sa Payao
Ugaling kun ikaw hidlawon
Ang Payao imo lang lantawon.

Dandansoy, kun imo apason
Bisan tubig di magbalon
Ugaling kun ikaw uhawon
Sa dalan magbobonbobon.

Kumbento, diin ang kura?
Munisipyo, diin hustisya?
Yari si Dansoy makiha.
Makiha sa paghigugma

Ang panyo mo kag panyo ko
Dal-a diri kay tambihon ko
Ugaling kun magkasilo
Bana ta ikaw, asawa mo ako.

ugh, there are just too many claims about dandansoy.  courtship dance.  tuba dance.  whatever.  it's better to bring it down to its most basic and most believable...

it's originally an ilonggo song, claimed largely by the negros occidental ilonggo (hiligaynon) rather than the aklan ilonggo (kinaray-a).  it's popularity though had it translated into other visayan languages.  there's even a tagalog translation.

leyte claims the song too; so does cotabato.  cebu and bohol i guess simply sing it; being good singers, no claims to its origins are needed.

it was composed in the 1930s by ilonggo poet augorio abeto.  the abeto family name is certainly ilonggo.  this is the first time i came across a name like augorio. 

dandansoy is a name of a boy.  some claim that it's a "derivation... from five words, a very rare occurrence if not impossible in any visayan language morphology".  well, i still have to meet a guy named dandansoy nowadays.   

payao is a place in binalbagan, negros occidental.   the sample youtube video starts with the chocolate hills.  don't tell me our tarsiers claim they composed the song?

moral lesson: kun naay ball bearing inyong mga liog, panguyab na lang mog laki.

chapter 4:

chapter 3:

hehehe... no exceptions.

michelle obama's nowhere, but france's nicolas sarkozy is enjoying the show.

lupig si brad pitt.

Quote from: bugsay on March 23, 2012, 11:33:49 AM
ginisa nga daghan ang sili..

peligro diay kag almoranas.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 11:31:52 AM
Hmm, abi nakog si Kabang ni...

lisod ug kabang kay di makaatbang sa whity ni bugsay.

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 23, 2012, 11:17:30 AM

haaa! aylabeeet! so cute! how old is blackie, isles?

i hope he's as old as yoda.

i hope to hear from lorenz about this...

french cuisine diay ang type nimo dinha sa china?  naay iro sa among silingan nikaon ug baki, namatay kay nahilo.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 10:58:55 AM
Kon maka-afford pa lang unta siyag laptop, malingaw unta siya diris TB...

or in the absence of one, kahibawo pa lang unta siyang mogamit ug unlan sama ni bugsay.

hahaha!  arang saktoha.  kanyahay ra nangaminyo mog ahat!

Quote from: bugsay on March 23, 2012, 11:13:58 AM
hmmm... i will lukso the window...

maghunosdili ka.  the window will sunod you.

nakakita nig car accident.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 11:10:06 AM
Tinuwa? Di ba langsa? :

kun motubag ani si bugsay nakakaon na gyod diay siya.  i will kamras him next time, if that's the case.

ayaw tawon.  mokirig ang mokaon, i swear.

dia, arang kasamok baya, pero sige lang.  bag-o pang giguyod ang akong reading glasses.  unya ganahan mopatong sa laptop si max.  kuyawan kog mokalit lang unyag post sa tb nga wa koy kalibotan.   

tira to!  naa nay balak; from hong kong to new york, paris and rome, tuhod, scholars, loboc river, balingsya, tulingan... bolinaw gihapon ang lugdangan.  makalingaw.  sumpay na, hubaw ug bugsaw.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 10:44:40 AM
He he, BAYLOAY og borit, ay...

don't angin me.  si bugsay ang hubag-hubagan, botoy-botoy lang ako.

hahaha!  parion baya pod.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 10:38:28 AM
Aw, naa man tingali kay silingan nga haciendero ba...

usa ra man ka haciendero akong nahibaw-an, taga sa balingsya unya corn trees man ilang tanom, di lubi...

Quote from: bugsay on March 23, 2012, 10:26:52 AM
pwede pod "B....  AY,    O LA..Y"

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 10:29:31 AM
Kompletoha kuno, Bay Bugs, kay morag wa ka-getz si Islander...

wa god taton... "Burot AY,    O kaLAmaY"

Quote from: chicogon on March 23, 2012, 10:31:14 AM
BAYLOAY!!! as in exchanging gifts 

morag padung nig LOAY da, di balingsya.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 10:27:47 AM
Hmm, manguha gikan sa para ilo?

kun silingan pa unta ta sa una, aw, dakog puruhan nga ikaw gyod among source.

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 23, 2012, 10:04:57 AM
Bai Bugsay, are you sure you didn't mean to say, "A LAB YO!"

Quote from: bugsay on March 23, 2012, 10:09:28 AM
cute kaayo si whity.......

azkal ni doc lorenz?

pareha sila ka-cute ni blackie.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 10:18:19 AM
Pwede pud chicks nga wa mokagat, ingon niya (pinakurat), "BOLA, AYY!"

puwede pod pang-jackie chan-- LOBA, YAY!

Quote from: bugsay on March 23, 2012, 09:51:14 AM
hehehe....wa bitaw klaro ni....
makita man gud unta diri.

inintsik man god tingali, mao nga diha ra makit-an.  kami tawong kinatsila diri, di makasabot.

more than one month na, and counting.  maayo unta ug very busy lang siya; free of seemingly insurmountable problems.  do come back soon, states!

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 09:50:41 AM
Hmm, not to China, I hope?

just the thought of it gives me nightmares. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2012, 09:49:55 AM
Kakyut! Are you placing your slipper there as an indication to their size?

they dragged my slipper there.  had they been teething puppies, that slipper may not have survived. 

(tip to those with puppies: always provide something for them to chew on to save your slippers.  there are chewable items just for teething puppies in pet stores.  my father had a more homegrown tip; bunot ang paduwaan.)

readying them for a trip!

daan pa lagi kong bol-anon ni si bishop bastes.  taga-loboc.  diha man pod toy usang svd nga bastes, taga-baclayon.

surely, what he meant by 'saint' in alluding to pacquiao is more figurative than literal.

hahaha!  always i knew that more really is what yoda is there to.  like it i.    

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 23, 2012, 08:44:33 AM
How often we have received enlightenment from them regarding both spiritual and temporal matters: sudden impressions which surprise us when we least expect them; moments when our hearts feel urged to offer love to God; reminders about prayers to be said or forgotten duties or kindness that were neglected, but which should be performed; a sudden answer seemingly coming from nowhere to a question that perplexes us; a recollection of a friend long forgotten who might be in need of prayer; a pious thought or remembrance while we are in the midst of recreation, amusement or some busy occasion. All of us at one time or another have experienced these moments, but did not realize where they came from. Perhaps while we endeavor to grow closer to our guardian angel, we can be more attentive to those "inspirations" that suddenly come upon us and then realize that it is our "heavenly friend" who is responsible for them.

i've had these experiences countless of times.  often, i attribute them to esp, relegating angels to my mind's back burner.  ingrate. 

doubtless mothers are always right.  don't be afraid, your guardian angel is walking with you, my mother said when i first tried to walk to school alone.   

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 23, 2012, 08:44:33 AM
And if we are so happy as to be saved, after our death, they will visit us in the prison of Purgatory."

how reassuring.

thanks, tb.com.  that at least is good news.  gisayonan ba uroy ug tuok ug 2-year-old, kaugalingon pang anak. 

klaro beyond the news item nga daghan nig complications nga panimalay.  i don't want to sound like a quack psychologist, but common sense would tell us that the stay-at-home guy's very low self-esteem is what's eroding him.  he's so bored he could kill.  but he has no one to blame but himself.   

salamat nga nitumaw kag balik, chris.  di na lang ko mo-'welcome back' nimo kay tagbalay baya ka.  hinaot nga imong bahakhak magsigedas aning atong payag.

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 22, 2012, 01:29:32 PM
RAGUEL, ARCHANGEL OF THE LORD

and, in different texts and depending on the language, also referred to as raquel, raguil, rasuil, rufael, suryan, akrasiel.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 22, 2012, 07:42:14 PM
Inappropriate. Isn't it perfect as it is now? Unless, of course, the correct spelling of some angel's name is Lucifel...

what about isrander, aron hapon na lang.  di na lang ko mangambisyon ug angel.

one more reason why i truly like europe.  there i felt man's heritage is universal, bound by faith without boundaries.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 22, 2012, 08:07:52 PM
Airlines today are planning to charge double for overweight passengers.

this is real discrimination.  kun nagpasabot ni nga duha ka lingkoranan ilang ipa-reserve unya detachable ang armrest, fine.  pero kun usa ra ka seat, the airline needs to review its policies. 

tukhionon na daan kun unsay limit sa saktog timbang.  naa bayay sakto sa gidak-on pero ang gibug-aton pareha ug world war 2 barge.  so is it the weight, or breadth?  either way, it's discrimination.

guwapoha ani uy...

bungoton sad nang iyang gitabonan sa bra uy, say mo...