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asa ra man tong akong Palija Cake, hapit na ra ba akong b-day. hehe

owkie.

that makes sense if this bit of info is true.

manghinaut lang ta Manay, nga inig-balik nas ilang maayong kabobot-on, ibalik sab tong orihinal nga gidak-on anang iyaha sa statuwa.

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on September 20, 2009, 12:38:58 AM
Ikaw man gani tingali ang number 1 ani glac.

toinks. ayawg binuang diha, kods. hehehe. wa baya koy kalibutan ani kung wa ka mopadayag.

Quote from: hofelina on September 20, 2009, 01:49:28 AM
Ako balik-balik sa TB kay ang nude photo ni Glacier ang akong pirming gihulat, sigi na Doy kay ni-a ang pitsel sa gatas!

ah, hahahha. akoa na lang nang imnum nang gatas, Manay, iyawat di ko magka-osteoporosis.

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 20, 2009, 12:12:35 AM
Floyd...by unanimous decision

tagnaan gyud nako. 

Floyd...by unanimous decision

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on September 19, 2009, 01:05:27 PM
Paapila ko anang imong elite circle, Grazie7y . . . kon maka qualify lang. He he he.

naa diay ni, kods? hehehe

Quote from: grazie7y on September 18, 2009, 08:57:19 AM
okay ra ko, glace!

ikaw, kmusta naman pod?

okey ra man ko.

sakit akong tangkogo baya

those were the days, enz, when Uncle Sam was regarded with honor and lots of respect. talk about nostalgia.

Guantanamo is just a tip of an iceberg of this horrendous issue your country has got into. what happens to the guardian of the so called free-world is ugly.  now, who's guarding the guardian?

looya tawn sa Ostrich gitook hahaha

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 19, 2009, 01:06:04 PM



Hahahaha.Perting saktoha ka diha maestro..unsa man mag signature campaign ta nga e banned ang author ani as punishment...motumaw lagi to ron.

ayaw i-ban. tagai lang og BAN kay aron siya nay mo-ban sa iyang kaugalingon

which is which?

Quote from: buwadsanga on September 18, 2009, 09:31:07 AM
hayyy kinabuhing laay
kay diabetic ko bay
ang panglawas gi dili na ang pagkaon sa calamay

pero okay lang basta sugar free
labina ug ube jam libre....
anus-a man mo manguli pre?

busa sa usa ka adlaw
ako sa jagna mo latagaw
agnihon ang manghimog calamay sa can-upao
nga sila mag luto ug zero calamay!

kung zero calamay, buwad, hani na man lay isulod sa bagol hahaha.

i remember a documentary about those paintings and statues in the vatican, how one church leader ordered to paint over those paintings of men and women with revealing sex organs on the ceiling and remove the dicks of the statues sticking out along the corridor.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 19, 2009, 01:37:18 PM
I remember voting for Salonga. Dili malalis nga sija ang most qualified. Pero nangiwit man tawon.

didto jud ko nakaingon nga ambot unsay gigahum aning mga pinoy kung mag-eleksyon na...

si Noy-noy ra ba ang gituboy ron ni Jovito

maayo ra pod og si del potro ang nidaug. aron makatilaw pod to siay og unsay bation og ma-grandslam champ.

makalibog man ni tawn.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on September 19, 2009, 10:29:00 PM
The things I learn Tubag Bohol?
I never thought jud nga bisan nangdagko ta sa lain laing lugar sa bukid man,isla,city ug sa kinapungkayang bahin sa kalibutan,taga Leyte man ka,Dipolog, Bohol , Cebu ,Manila,Cotabato ,Davao , Washington state we have similar if not the same experience growing up.Ang inyong gibuhat sa una nabuhat sad namo labi na ang mga childhood experience.Mura ba ug silingan ra ta nanagko sa una.I learn daghan man diay mamaylihay pud diri.
I learn pud gikan ni Koddi nga pwede himoong kape ang okra  mao wa nako gi harvest akong okra sa garden gipapatay nako aron ko to i grind hehhehe.

T.B is like the typical family sometimes dysfunctional. We are like fudge mostly sweet and had few nuts.

i like the last line, raqs. it's indeed true. and some nuts are like coconuts.

akong first kiss...mura kami og nanghilam-os og laway

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 19, 2009, 08:25:05 PM
Di ba bag-o lang nabaniog ang problema sa Banacon?

tago gyud dayon lagi ba.

declining image is the worst. having been considered as arrogant is truly a solid opinion

Quote from: hofelina on September 19, 2009, 04:22:40 PM
with TB, I got a feeling of belongingness to one big family!

bitaw na, manay. bisan og daghang barumbado ning pamilyaha, nindot man gihapon makig-hiusa bisan diha na lang sa pakigkukabildo ug tabi-tabi.

Quote from: grazie7y on September 19, 2009, 04:35:23 AM
bwahaha na pansin diay nimo, glace? hahaha peez

seryos oi, usa ka sa mga tawo dire na daghan ug ma dalit alang sa among ka ayuhan sa panabot sa mga butang or kon sa tinagalog pa, sa mga bagay-bagay. 

mao pod niy usa sa akong balikan sa TB, kung gibawi ba o wala ang ubang gipangsulti diri hehehe.

Quote from: grazie7y on September 19, 2009, 04:33:17 AM
I learned that no matter how serious the topic is, there's just a point that people would just start to talk about either food, poops or sex. 

kabalo na noon ka nga daghan diri ang mahilig ana.

i so move that they should compare notes of failures between these artists and the Church

kung kining edara hilig pa aning butanga, wa rason nganong kining uban bisan og naa na, mangita pag lain. hehehe

Quote from: grazie7y on September 19, 2009, 04:24:49 AM
1. ikaw ug ang imong dalit dire, glace 

da lagi, gibola-bola ra jud diay ko aning bayhana ni. hahahahaha.

diri pod ko nakakat-on nga bisan diay ania ra ta gaatubang sa kompyuter, naa gihapon tay mamugnang koneksyon ug epekto sa ubang tawo. kadaiyang epekto. may sakit, may lami. makagool. makalipay.

Quote from: grazie7y on September 19, 2009, 04:13:59 AM
daw beh, basin magpabilin na lang jud ning problema! 

di ni problema kay usa man lang ni kapangutana, sama sa pangutana kung "Unsay pangalan ni Vito?" hehehehe.

bitaw, is a question always a problem?

Quote from: grazie7y on September 19, 2009, 04:15:31 AM
bwahahaha  sakto pod! hahaha

kaw, unsa na man poy imong gibalikan diri? beh?

naa man jud tay nakat-unan diri ba. adlaw-adlaw. kinahanglan na tingali nga mag-evaluate kita sa atong mga agi ug kahibalo nga napopo dinhi sa atong payag--TB.

akong nakat-unan diri sa TB:

naa kay kasumbungan sa imong mga gibati, nga di nato mabuhat sa harap-harapan

nakakat-on ko sa pagpahungaw sa akong hunahuna

Quote from: grazie7y on September 19, 2009, 04:12:36 AM
naa pa jud siguro'y ikatulo ug ika upat na reason ana, glace! hehehe

duha ra may gipangayo sa thread, graz. ma-OT na pod ta. hahahaha

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 18, 2009, 02:52:05 PM
naa oi mura gud ug  problema naay solusyon

wa may problema na walay solusyon

problema diay ni?

i wonder how accurate these informations are. given, they have these pieces of information that are truly relevant and important in our history, why wouldn't they make a way to have it published in books or let the historians do something?

yup. he got beat. and like any mortals, he exploded at times with balls of fiery words.

it was a "nothing to lose" vs "going for the records" game. apparently, the first had huge advantage over the other. simply, Del Potro was the better player at that time.

una, naay motubag nimo bisag wa ka kaila

ikaduha, naay moappreciate nimo bisag dili ka maayong tawo.

hinoon, bisan pa tingali og maayong tawo nis Noynoy, dili pa na igo nga makadaug siya.

diha toy tandem ni Jovito Salonga ug Aquilino Pimentel, mao toy da best sukad para nako nga nahimong mga kandidato pagka-pres ug vice sukad sa akong pagsugod og botar, pero, nakaubo man gihapon. gibaylo ang prinsipyo sa salapi. looy jud ta.

Quote from: lolongmendez on September 19, 2009, 02:09:32 AM
we can be nice bisag dili ta mo smile. simple things nga we take for granted: example- opening a door, punching the flloor number on the elevator, giving way to elders sa train or bus ug uban pang mga ginagmay.

aper ko nimo ani, lolong.

puro "meeting"...wa gyuy "mating" lol

Quote from: BedoAdoSalada on September 18, 2009, 02:22:34 PM
Uy nia diay tay pare diri sa TB Graze ?  Kumpleto line-up man diay diri.    Pads Chicogon, sakristan ko sauna sa akong uyuan na pare.  Miembro ko sauna sa among simbahan sa TKO (Tig Kaon sa Offer) ra ba.

Peace.

Quote from: jamo2x on September 19, 2009, 12:10:43 AM
hehehehe kompleto moh leng! macho dancer ko sa una hehehe jowk  ...btaw member sab ko sa TIOM gang...Tig Inom Og Mompo sa una sa kumbento 

dia na nasakspan na jud hahahahaha.

kamo diay to ang nakahurot sa offer ug bino ha. police!!!!


kapoy ko ron. way ayo tong meetinga.

Quote from: Bambi on September 19, 2009, 02:59:12 AM
jamz, si Fr. chicogon atong himoong  Presidente sa "GLACE FANS CLUB", ikaw ang Sec., Ms. Raquel ang Muse, ako member the dok-dok Board na lang.  sugot ko! 

ahahaha. naapil na intawn ang pari.

by the way, ang requirement sa mahimong presidente, dapat, dihay uyab bahalag ulitawo, o minyo. hahahahahha. wa ba kahay mo-protesta ani?

Quote from: jamo2x on September 18, 2009, 04:16:18 AM
hehehehe og libre tan-aw sa imong milky body, morag molaban si manay kay bambi pag ka pres 

aprub ka Raqz as muse hehehe, Sgt-at arms na lng ko  = sikyo tig hikapkap sa mga members basi naay tinagong kutcilyo 

waaaaaa, naa na sab nang, milky body. hap!?

Quote from: Bambi on September 19, 2009, 03:00:42 AM
Glace, unsa na may sumpay sa inyong hilot-2x? 

nitxt intawn pagka-gabii sa didto na kos balay,

"gud pm. lumoy lagi imong kamot. can't sleep. hope ur home safe."

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 19, 2009, 12:21:50 AM
On the contrary, Glacier, the United States has contributed greatly to the financial institutions in the world economy and has provided billions of dollars/income to investing developing countries.

Let us not be one sided.

everybody knows, enzo, that the US doesn't give this "help" for nothing. whether for stability of an economy or the destabilization of a government, if they think they can have something in return. it's about control, who's the Boss. and that what pukes me when i hear all these USAIDS in form of investments. one must see all what these investments do to these poor countries and to their resources. and i'm not saying it's just the US, even Canada is guilty of this.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 19, 2009, 02:26:30 AM

It is moot to compare the United States to China or Russia. The latter two are authoritarian in form; Russia was once an autocratic Soviet Socialist state that collapsed utterly in the late 1980s and early 1990s; and China is a authoritarian capitalist state that holds on to a communist style of government. A living and breathing hypocrisy. Since the core tenents of Lenininst Communism and Mao Zhedong's vision of the 'Great Society' completely and utterly abhorred capitalists and capitalism as the root of social class mobilization and the creation of the Oligarchic Echelon. China, at the moment, is a voracious capitalist state, that has abandoned the very core ideals and footing of its existence as a nation.

No comparison. The latter two have horrendous human rights violations. The former, is the leading power of the developed world. We even closed Guantananmo and publicized our military interrogation files to the world community.

first, yes, no comparison in some ways. (and i dont remember comparing them with the states, by the way.) but they don't have to be like the States to be able to stand their political agenda and protect national sovereignty.  these countries know, more than we do, how the US play global politics. time has come that these countries have to step up and play their role in maintaining world stability thru peaceful means, not by war against a country mistakenly possessing WMD.

by the way, closing Guantanamo, we know, is more of a political show than a "mea culpa" move from the US. do you think it will ever stop their "waterboarding" style of interrogations and other who-knows-what torture techniques in the future? nah! again, it's too American. Playing "good boy" of the world. they are not in principle really closing that "facility", they are just moving it.

finally, what a kind example this is from Uncle Sam for lambasting those countries about their unacceptable Human Rights Violation record, yet, he himself has for a long time been torturing people? not nice, isn't it?

cheers!

Quote from: Candijaynon on September 17, 2009, 02:53:51 PM
So busy preparing plant inspection reports. I miss TB na jud.

bisita og naa kay gamayng panahon, candi. bisag, 2 mins lang.

ako karon gahunahuna og mo-day-off ba. hmmmm. esep-esep

Quote from: chicogon on September 16, 2009, 04:56:23 AM
Ako pod hadlok ko madam-ag kung magsigeg putok ani bwahahaha... mokamang na lang kaha?

ayaw kamang, pads, kay laing na hinoon unya imong makit-an. hahaha, bujinggitan hinoon ka.

Quote from: jamo2x on September 18, 2009, 01:29:15 AM
ahehehehehe padayon ang bayle tibook kalibutan 
dpat Bamz, himo na tag Glace Fans Club,
ikaw president
ako ang sexytary 

hahahahaha...ug ang membro libre motan-aw sa akong tinood nga pagkalalaki/babaye. hehehehe

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on September 18, 2009, 01:46:29 AM
Muse ko hahaha wa jud ko ma muse bisan makandidata na raman sa una ug mao ni dako nakong gimahayan hehehhe.

Kining sugilanon ni Glacier mas thrilling pa ni sa ka Balong.Ug nasalida pa ni PG-13 medyo wholesome ang dating katong kang Balong mao toy X-rated.

magpaka-wholesome lang ta diri, raqs, kay daghan ra bang mga bata nga naa aning TB. ang X-rated, reserved na para inig-EB pohon. 

p.s. wa koy pasupak kung ikaw mahimong Muse.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 17, 2009, 11:22:56 AM
Addendum: A Unified North American Continent will provide greater control, of resources, but also pool the markets of the said regions. The eventual integration of Central America, and possible countries of South America, is a distinct possibility in the future.

A North American Union, so to say. One in which will have no military, or economic equal.

the US is only tough for a country with nothing but subservient government. with countries as tough as Russia and China, and even Iran, what it could do is to soften its stance through diplomacy and compromise. now, with its wobbling economy, i wonder, if the US can have any better idea to exert its power as you might believe they've envisioned, to form an alliance in this region. countries Venezuela won't put any step forward into the circle. an awakening is born, revealing the picture that you don't have to be part of America to get America. a growing subtle force is beginning to emerge to challenge the American Spirit. that's why many are scared if Obama's policy will see its light for it will make the US never the same force, which it should not have been, long ago. i realize i am one those who think this country is the best country; now i see, i have to pay my  ignorance.

review...Broken Arrow

kining mga milyonaryo sa atoa, bay bugsay, bisan kinsay molingkud sa malacanang, mabulahan gihapon kay maayo kana sila mopahiuyon ni binsan kinsang gahum ang naghawid diha.

Quote from: thatsmyboy1992 on September 17, 2009, 12:24:08 AM
commercial muna tayo dito ha,pwede? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmfukSitd-s

kahimos baya nimo nga nipasundayag dinhi, tmb. pang-model jud ang dating.

hahahahaha. angayan man pod diay si Paul sa kolor sa iyang suit.

dad-a diri, bay tigbao, kay ako kang tabangan og daub ana. hahahahahaha

America will soon realize it has nothing more than its ambitions and flawed international policies.
European Union has more robust economy. And Latin Americans will surely not  allow themselves to be bullied by their Neighbor up north. 

KAGUBOT
(ni glacier_71)

basurahan napuno
nag-awas ang bunging ngabil
sa nangalisbo'ng baho
hugaw'ng mga papel
buak nga baso ug plato
kadaiyang pagkaon giapil
sa pagkoykoy sa iro
mga langaw nagpasumangil
nga konohay mopalayo
giabog sa nilupad nga papel
ug sa ikog sa kagiron nga iro

nagkabulintang ang kusina
sa gamit nga way hugas
nidukot nga kan-on sa kutsara
gapaabot anus-a moagas
sa tubig nga bahong basura
nagpista ang mga hulmigas
sa nidukot nga suka
nangalisbo sa gawas
kay nabuslot ang tabla
gigamit pagtabon sa nihubas
ug giulod nga tae sa kubita

hahahaha. mao niy nakanindot buwad og naay ube jam. sagolan sa kalamay.

niadtong higayona wala gyud koy plano para ni Nethla. apan gaan akong pamati kaniya. dali siya nako nasood kay ako mang perming sungogon. game pod bayahana. motawag gani nako og kuya. ako pong ingonon, ayaw og "kuya-kuya" diha kay gamay ra ta'g distansya. mokatawa lang siya.

usa ka adlaw niana, mibisita niya iyang tiya, nga iyang gitawag og "ate." gipaila-ila ko niya. tood man, kini laging makamao pod ta mo abi-abi og tawo, nagkastoryahanay mi og dugay sa Ate ni Nehtla. asa ilang balay. unsa kasood si Nethla sa iyang pamilya. pila kabook sila nga managsoon. hapit tanan akong gipangutana sa iyang Ate. kuwang na lang mangutana ko og pila kabook kutsara ug tinidor sa ilang kusina. ahahaha.

dihay usa ka higayon nga giingnan ko ni Nethla, "Paadtoon ka ni Ate sa ila. Mag-videoke kono mo."

sus, kanindot sa balay ni Ate. Abroad man pod lagi ang bana. dakog swedlo ug dako jud tingali pod ang madawat niya ani kadabuwan. unya duha ra ang mga anak. sa pagsulod nako sa balay, didto nas Nethla sa sulod, gakanta-kanta. pagtan-aw nako sa lamesa, didto nay mga pagkaon. sinugbang manok, kinilaw nga isda, sinugbang isda ug unom ka grandeng San Miguel gabarog sa tunga ug tulo ka Tanduay long neck. akong hunahuna, inum jud ni.

sa dayon na namong inum, kanta ug kaon sa pulutan nga gitagana, nihagad dayon nako si Nethla sa pag-awit og kantang duet. Bakit Ngayon Ka Lang Dumating. haskang tikia. kagawason ko o dili. apan, iya kung gihangyo. ug kay nakainum na man lagi, ug tungod pod sa hangyo ni Ate, nikanta ko uban ni Nethla. makamao pod mokanta bayhana diay. usahay mogiling pog gamay kung maglami na among pagkanta. hahahaha.

seksi kaayo ra ba siyang tan-awon nga nagsoot sa iyang Yoga pants. mihulma ang lawas gikan sa hawakan hangtud sa iyang tiilan. naa pay dughan nga gaukdo, murag bungtod sa Mt. Mayon nga kaluha, gitabunan lang sa puting sinina nga minarkahan og "I am single. But I am ready to rumble."

matud ni Ate, "kini's Nethla, gwapa unta galing kay way laking moangay. kay arang kamaldita". ingon lang pod ko, "kining bato, bisan unsa kagahi, mahumok ra man baya na kadugayang tinulo sa tubig." dala na pod nakong tan-aw niya, nga nagsugod nag pamula sa aping gumikan sa iyang gitingal nga San Miguel beer. misamot kanindot niyang tan-awon.

ug ambot unsay nasulod sa akong puno-puno, nga ako man siyang giingnan, "Nehtla, pwede imong hiloton sa akong kamot? huwoy man, tungod tingali nis akong pag-drive sa motor." gidawat niya akong wala nga kamot. mitan-aw siya sa iyang Ate. iyang Ate mita-aw pod niya. nanggingisi. ug gisugdan og hapohap ang akong kamot.

wala ko dayon kabantay, gipatukar ni Ate pag-usab ang awit ug iyang gikanta...

Bakit Ngayon Ka Lang Dumating.

KAGUBOT
(ni glacier_71)

basurahan napuno
nag-awas ang bunging ngabil
sa nangalisbo'ng baho
hugaw'ng mga papel
buak nga baso ug plato
kadaiyang pagkaon giapil
sa pagkoykoy sa iro
mga langaw nagpasumangil
nga konohay mopalayo
giabog sa nilupad nga papel
ug sa ikog sa kagiron nga iro

nagkabulintang ang kusina
sa gamit nga way hugas
nidukot nga kan-on sa kutsara
gapaabot anus-a moagas
sa tubig nga bahong basura
nagpista ang mga hulmigas
sa nidukot nga suka
nangalisbo sa gawas
kay nabuslot ang tabla
gigamit pagtabon sa nihubas
ug giulod nga tae sa kubita

murag ingon ani? yeeeks!!! 

kalami ba ani isagol sa salad, mdb.

when i think of you, i remember your "utang"

wa baya nas mga kano nang magpaba. di jud na sila komportable ana, bisan pag unsang okasyona. kung laing matang sa "ba" hinoon, daghan sila ana'g og posisyon.

Monroe Doctrine

The Monroe Doctrine was a United States policy that was introduced on December 2, 1823, which said that further efforts by European governments to colonize land or interfere with states in the Americas would be viewed by the United States of America as acts of aggression requiring US intervention.[1] The Monroe Doctrine asserted that the Western Hemisphere was not to be further colonized by European countries, and that the United States would not interfere with existing European colonies nor in the internal concerns of European countries. The Doctrine was issued at the time when many Latin American countries were on the verge of becoming independent from Spain, and the United States, reflecting concerns echoed by Great Britain, hoped to avoid having any European power take Spain's colonies.[2]

US President James Monroe first stated the doctrine during his seventh annual State of the Union Address to Congress. It became a defining moment in the foreign policy of the United States and one of its longest-standing tenets, invoked by U.S. presidents, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, John F. Kennedy, and others.

The Roosevelt Corollary to the Monroe Doctrine (added during the presidency of Theodore Roosevelt) was invoked to intervene militarily in Latin America to stop the spread of European influence[3].

It would have been nearly impossible for Monroe to envision that its intent and impact would persist with minor variations for almost two centuries. Its primary objective was to free the newly independent colonies of Latin America from European intervention and control. The doctrine advocated that the New World and the Old World were to remain distinctly separate spheres of influence, for they were comprised of entirely separate and independent nations.[4]

President Monroe claimed the United States of America, although only a fledgling nation at the time, would not interfere in European wars or internal dealings, and in turn, expected Europe to stay out of the affairs of the New World. The Western Hemisphere was never to be colonized again and any attempt by a European power to oppress or control any nation in the Western Hemisphere would be perceived as a direct threat to the U.S.[5]. This quid pro quo was presumptuous on its face, yet has stood the test of time.

The formalized document known as the Monroe Doctrine essentially served to inform the powers of the Old World that the Americas were no longer open to European colonization, and that any effort to extend European political influence into the New World would be considered by the United States "as dangerous to our peace and safety." Basically, the doctrine warned the European powers “to leave America for the Americans.” It also created a sphere of influence that would grow stronger with the addition of the Roosevelt Corollary.

Because the U.S. lacked both a credible navy and army at the time, the doctrine was largely disregarded internationally.[4] However, the Doctrine met with tacit British approval, and the Royal Navy mostly enforced it tacitly, as part of the wider Pax Britannica, which enforced the neutrality of the seas.

kung baka?

Palumaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

kalooyng jimmy, gihimo na tawng sud-an sa pamahaw...

we all have moments to enjoy the privileges being fruits of our hardwork and positions in our society. if to avail the hospitality like piggybacking is one, then i might as well do that, if given the chance.

Quote from: windgate on September 17, 2009, 04:02:48 AM
korek. silong ilawom sa mangga unja saliat pod ug dokdok kay broadband na man . hehehe.  dili lang mosilong ilawom sa lubi kay unjag mahagbungan ug lahing. aguyyyy!

akong gibuhat ron nakig-storya kos mga bata. arang hangata.

mura man og mao ra man tingali nay sagad ikasulti bahin aning topika...

Quote from: windgate on September 17, 2009, 03:50:34 AM
maypaka, ice, kay mokaon na.  ako hakot pa ug pawa.

hahahahha, hakot pawa nya bitbit sa kompyuter kay mag-dokdok

palayo lang mo jud inig human og duhol sa nilabhan kay mamugha ra ba jud akong unang buhaton....hahahah.

Quote from: Lollapalooza on September 16, 2009, 09:18:28 AM
ICT 1 which is Introduction to Computer...

Quote from: fdaray on September 16, 2009, 09:23:50 AM
Teaching Mathematics, Grade Vl.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 16, 2009, 11:35:58 AM
My Anatomy Lab students whined to me earlier, "Al, the formaldehyde is too strong, our eyes are tearing."

I answered, "Wel then, wear goggles and bring a mask."

So much complaining, need to do more body interaction and less talking.



sheesh! he he he

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 16, 2009, 12:28:06 PM
Mao pay pagkahuman sa meeting with the Malaysian CFO sa client office. Gutom na kaajo mao nang mokaon na ko ron.

sus, makapanglimbawot tawn sa kangilgig ning inyong mga trabaho ba. saludo ko ninyo tanan.

ako diri, huwat lang tawn og anus-a ko bajangan kay mokaon

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 16, 2009, 09:05:57 AM
...latas sa kabungtoran ug kapatagan. Kon naa na kas kalibonan, duol ka na sa imong tujo...

kung magkalisud, dretso na lang jud sa tujo. lol.

ganahan jud kog Torrid Kissing

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 16, 2009, 12:45:35 PM
nganong gi banned man?

Quote from: lindy on September 16, 2009, 01:11:46 PM
kay wala may tagalog ani

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 16, 2009, 02:51:05 PM
Hahaha.Kalooy pod ni Bay Vito,gi banned diay to siya.Tinuod kaha ni? Basin ga himo nalang to silag laing TB ni Balong.Ang ngalan is DBD (Diame Bohol Dalimo)

siya tawn ang ga-banned sa iyang kauglingon hahahaha

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on September 17, 2009, 12:34:53 AM
Teal sab ang ilang mga helmet. Or mi reflect lang ba kaha ang TB page sa ilang helmet.

hahahahah, basin og mi-reflect jud ni, bay kods, kay brand new baya ang kolor sa TB. sinaw pa kaayo.

Quote from: chicogon on September 17, 2009, 01:01:03 AM
Ting gutom napod orasa... so maghabwa napod sa geluto nga piniritong manok, piniritong lumpia, gisadong manok nga gibutangag mushroom ug sinigang nga pork neck. Butod napod bation ani unya... saunz na lang!!!! 

panglabay nang uban diri, pads. hahahaha. ipulutan namo.

inig human og pakita sa akong lawas, ingon ani dayon mi ni Manay. hahahahahhaa

Quote from: buwadsanga on September 16, 2009, 08:20:51 AM
tua napos turkey o middle east si dwende. galig gusto napud mo tilaw ug camel. ma eberiya unta sila sa sahara desert aron maka tilaw ug unsay init

unsa man pagka-abereyaha ato, buwad, nga kamel may gisakyan hahahaha.

Quote from: benelynne on September 16, 2009, 10:00:39 AM
Ug diri lang s'ya sa Pilipinas, "sitting duck" siya pirmi sa media ug politiko.

Aron makalikay, kinahanglan mo- "flying duck" siya.

Ang pinakatinuod kaning globetrotting ni Glo naa siya sa state of denial sa ijang pagka "lame duck."

naa na siya karon sa stage sa iyang pagka-presidente nga "enjoy while it lasts."

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on September 16, 2009, 11:05:08 PM
Pamahaw: kapeng mais, lago-lago sa pista, inin-onang tamarong

Paniudto: piniritong tamarong, adobong tawong, kan-on mais

Panihapon: humbang baboy salin sa pista, ginamos malos, inun-onang tulingan, law-oy (gabi, alugbati, bago, okra, sikwa), nangka hinog, butong kinuskos with sabaw, Coke

grabe na to. hehehehe, kalami ba.

Quote from: jamo2x on September 16, 2009, 11:27:38 PM
nyahahahahaha, ibigay ang hilig ni manay! bsag one tyms lng gud glace,
then that wud be fitting and appropriate to the title of da thread, 'what a surprise'   

ayaw gyud kog hagita, jams, kay ganahan ra ba ko nga maoy pahuboon atubang og tawo basta naa lang pod sa kwarto...lol.

if everybody would have loved to be USAmericans, i think Canadians would be the first to be. or the Brazilians or Mexicans. but no.

there's something about being a nation of its own. identity.

way komo jud sa magpakabuhi sa gugma ug kamahigugmaon...kung nabuhi ta ana, hangtud sa kahangturan imong kalag buhi...labaw pas 100 years.

Quote from: hofelina on September 16, 2009, 05:48:29 PM
Glace, ajaw na kanang logo, I want to see your naked body with flowing milk in your avatar! Hora mismo.

wahahahaha...manglimbawot man pod atong mga tinagoang balhibo ana, manay. akong gusto nga gatas ipadagayday kay kanang kondensada...

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 16, 2009, 11:16:07 PM

wahhahaha!

wa pa jud diay na nahuman injung PANAG BANGI??

ipakita na ang EBIDENS Glace! para mahupay na nang kahigwaos ni Manay!

unya og magpakita ko, mopasalig mo nako nga dili ko i-ban ni brod mike ligalig? nindot na raba ning iyang TB kay bag-o og design.

di kaha ko lutuson sama sa inyong paglutos ni Brig. Gen. Ilagan? hahahaha

medyo mao na man tingali jud niy dagway sa panid (color, lay-out etc) kung kining matanga sa design ang gamiton.

wa koy dakong ikatampo bahin aning butang kay ok ra jud ko bisag unsay dagway aning TB...di lang ko i-ban, ok na... lol.

welcome  EFB.

bitaw, kining ato lingaw-lingaw ra, dang kagool sa hingtungdan. 

Quote from: hofelina on September 16, 2009, 09:10:32 PM
His name is Brig General Marciano Ilagan!

PAF on piggybacking general: ‘It was just plain Pinoy hospitality’
By Paolo Romero (The Philippine Star) Updated February 28, 2002 12:00 AM

He was just accepting a genuine gesture of Filipino hospitality.

This was the explanation given by Air Force officials on piggybacking Brig. Gen. Marciano Ilagan, who appalled lawmakers said had placed the entire military in a bad light.

President Arroyo, on the other hand, indicated yesterday that as commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces she was not inclined to take any disciplinary action against Ilagan.

Air Force spokesman Maj. Arturo Orticio said Ilagan merely accepted an offer from a local porter to carry him on his back to the boat from the shore after attending a memorial service Sunday for the 10 US servicemen who were killed in a helicopter crash in waters off Negros Oriental Friday.

"The piggyback thing was offered to all VIPs present during the memorial service, (including) the governor, other local officials, the general (Ilagan) and the US army master sergeant (Michael Farris)," Orticio said.

"When the offer was made to M/Sgt. Farris, he declined because he knew that he was very heavy," he said. "It was a genuine Filipino tradition of hospitality."

He pointed out that it is customary for Filipinos to offer the best amenities to their guests. "We even offer our best bed to our visitors," he said.

"Maybe we should put this issue (to rest), it will not help our nation," Orticio added.

Ilagan on Tuesday said he gave a "verbal explanation" to Air Force chief Lt. Gen. Benjamin Defensor and that he would rather keep silent on the brouhaha. "Silence does not mean he is at fault or he committed any fault. Let us not make an issue out of this," Orticio said.

No formal charges were filed against Ilagan, said Mrs. Arroyo at an informal press conference at Villamor Air Base when she flew in yesterday from General Santos City and Zamboanga City, where she joined Tuesday top American military officers led by Gen. Donald Wurster who are participating in the Balikatan 02-1 exercises in Basilan.

The President, however, asked Presidential Assistant Jesus Dureza, who was with her in Zamboanga City, to explain to Palace reporters the inquiry conducted by Southcom chief Lt. Gen. Roy Cimatu.

According to the inquiry, said Dureza, there were three other people before Ilagan who were carried piggyback by local porters to the banca, namely, the governor, a priest, and another participant at the service.  . But it was only Ilagan who was caught on camera by Reuters. Dureza said Farris declined to be carried because he was "too big" for the much smaller porter.

Dureza also said that Wurster felt bad for Ilagan whom he profusely lauded for helping the US troopers in their search and rescue mission for the victims of the Chinook crash. "Unfortunately, the incident undid all his good deeds," Dureza quoted Wurster as saying.

"General Cimatu said General Ilagan is a good soldier," he added.

Because of the flak he got, Ilagan has confined himself to quarters, Dureza disclosed.

HIS-STORY NAMAN DIAY NI, PERO, INIT GIHAPON HISGUTAN. 

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 14, 2009, 01:02:26 AM


oooooh, asa ra mo ana. di lang bokser, reader pa. Go Manny!!!

he's reading "Builder of Dreams"...hanep, Manny, ang bigat! 

oy, nawagtang lagi ang pic ni manny diri. gikawat tingali ni Ara Mina

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 14, 2009, 01:02:26 AM


oooooh, asa ra mo ana. di lang bokser, reader pa. Go Manny!!!

he's reading "Builder of Dreams"...hanep, Manny, ang bigat! 

oy, nawagtang lagi ang pic ni manny diri. gikawat tingali ni Ara Mina

i am not today

maybe, tomorrow

Quote from: lindy on September 12, 2009, 01:57:43 PM
Mao kiniy akong nahibaloan sauna sa mga katigulangan:

Dili maligo kon kulang sa tulog
Dili maligo kon may regla
Dili maligo kon may hilanat or kinahanglan abutan pa ug usa ka semana usa ka maligo human ka gihilantan.
Dili maligo inighuman uf sex kay kuno mabughat
Dili maligo kon basa sa singot
Dili maligo kon gikan sa init kay mapasmo

Hala sumpayi ninyo kon duna pa moy nahibaloan.

dili maligo kung way tubig, nyahahahah

para nako, lami ang kinabuhi. busa angay kini ampingan. kung tagaan kog higayon nga moabot aning gidugayona, malipay jud ko. kay gasa gyud kini...bisan ang matag-gutlo sa atong kinabuhi.

kung di pa ko ango-angohon anang higayona, daghan kog ikatudlo sa mga bag-ong henerasyon kung unsaon pag-amping sa kinabuhi. kung kaya pa nako makigtxt anang edara, way siguro maka-EB pa kog piskay.

gi-banned na lang ang author ani, wa pa juy nakatubag hahahaha

Quote from: Bambi on September 13, 2009, 07:57:50 AM
good thoughts dear Glacier but don`t let others be in under that umbrella shade, okey? 

i wont let them, but if they choose to come, they're mine 

nature ra ang view ani, bambs.

kung di pa lang na kayo layo sa amoa, nakaanha na unta ko. next time na lang

magsugod sa lips, padong pod sa laing lips...

happy birthday, day

i had "couldn'ts" for lunch

i had eggplant lasagna for supper

Quote from: buwadsanga on September 15, 2009, 01:37:26 PM
diha ug way swerte ang tawo, gutom. dires ato ug way swerte ang tawo patay sa gutom!

maayo kana nga pagka-kompara, buwad, ug tinood jud. mabuhi pa ang mga uyamot diri kay naa may motabang. diha sa atoa, anha na moabot ang tabang kung tua na kas funerarya.

bitaw kung naa koy kasuk-an kay mangita na lang kog trabaho diri sa balay para malingaw akong hunahuna...kung naay bughaon nga tawo, aw, kahoy, akong bughaon; kung naay labhonon, akong labhan. kung naay makaon, akong kan-on...

Quote from: jamo2x on September 16, 2009, 04:36:37 AM

nyahahahahahaha, nadungog lng nako na gikan sa among pari dri, maot pung padreha 

labaw pod ka marama ang source, 

ahhhh, i love CSN...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 21, 2009, 07:46:53 AM
I'm not sure if "tinuod" is the appropriate term in this regard. Tingali, "tradisyonal", or "kinaraan". I don't suppose we should require poets now who write in free verse to look for another term for their work, when "balak" could be used just as well. Even without referring to the familiar Anglo-Saxon poetic tradition, where there was a shift in the principles of versification (mainly the abandonment of rhyme and meter) made rather permanent by the Eliot-Pound revolution and where up to now certain works are still called poems (there is even the hybrid form called prose poem), I guess our literary writers now who don't use rhyme and meter have the right to used the term "balak" for their literary attempts. Limiting the definition of "balak" to rhymed and metered compositions not only antagonizes literary aspirations but also truncates the capability of our language to grow. Needless to say, by works such as the one above our literary writers transmute the vigorous rhythms of daily speech and folk inventiveness into more lasting utterances, thereby doing their part in keeping our language alive, perhaps much more significantly than the willy-nilly efforts of us language enthusiasts in our spare time.   

mangHUBAG man sad atong utok aning imong inenglesan, BH. bitaw, tinood kining imong punto kabahin sa maong isyu.

Quote from: jamo2x on September 16, 2009, 03:30:00 AM
hehehehehe nadungog lng nako ni ha, ayaw ko bunali... 


maot si inday, maot-ganon gayud

waahahaha, jamo2x...arang ka marama.

Quote from: chicogon on September 16, 2009, 04:23:24 AM
Wa na ipakita tindera kay basin mabuking ta. Kasab-an tas papa, hahaha! Joke ra oist!

hehehe. apilon lang si papa sa vidyo aron di halata. joke joke

gwapo jud bitaw, sama kagwapo sa tag-iya aning forum...aherrmmm. tinood ni Mike.

ang logo lang kinahanglan og gamayng pang-attract ba