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Quote from: Pikoy on November 03, 2012, 10:12:33 PM
aw!! na mini..

Hmm, one can only wonder...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 03, 2012, 10:13:12 PM
pala away jamo..kumoton noon..

Unya kay lanay man...

Quote from: bugsay on November 03, 2012, 10:10:23 PM
nagpadala ug kag nga motubos sa iyang bahin..

Oi, lain pang manunubos?

Why is he wearing this?

Quote from: Pikoy on November 03, 2012, 10:04:46 PM
labinag nag ulo sa mamsa dok.., lapu2x, tambakol, tanige, tamasak etc..weww!!

Ulo sa bolinaw, ayaw kalimti...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 03, 2012, 09:57:21 PM
kasayon!! y lain???!!

Naa. Ang pikas itlog...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 03, 2012, 09:54:34 PM
ha mar ba gid kauban sang ma nas kar...

Lil du ham lah!

Quote from: Pikoy on November 03, 2012, 09:56:11 PM

hahahaah....me 2 obvious charottttttt....

He he, lanay jamo paminawon...

Quote from: islander on November 03, 2012, 09:52:15 PM
i'm dead serious, your excellency.  wa sa akong vocabulary ang yagayaga, mor pa.

Bwahaha! Wais ay. Kay Bol-anon ka man, unja sa injo jagajaga man!

Quote from: islander on November 03, 2012, 09:49:12 PM
kun di ka ganahan ug inosente, call me ignorante.  tug-an na lagi sa tubag...

Hmm, ig kay itlog man, no kay dili man, ran kay dagan man, te kay ate man? Hubagang ate oi!

Quote from: bugsay on November 03, 2012, 09:47:40 PM
nag bakasyon pa ang nagtangag sa tubag niining maong tigmo..

Di man kaha bakasyon for good...

My double-purpose car(iton)...

Quote from: islander on November 03, 2012, 09:45:56 PM
lahi diay kag kinataw-an kay ang lubot may imong pangisihon?

Agoi, yagayaga man nag imoha, Madam...

Quote from: islander on November 03, 2012, 09:44:08 PM
wa sad koy makit-an.  unsa man ni, catnapping?

Ayawg agay-agay diha. Kaklaro sa mingkay nga mabiaybiayong gakatawa...

Quote from: islander on November 03, 2012, 09:41:44 PM
pass.  tug-an na lang bi.  nalibog man god ko... naa ba diay itlog nga maokab?

Pa inosente2x ay...

Quote from: islander on November 03, 2012, 09:38:32 PM
ikaw ang mamiligro kay mag-bubbles ang tubig near you after some gurgling sounds from your behind.

The gurgling sounds would be my wordless commentary on the fact nga nakaihi ka...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 03, 2012, 09:32:20 PM

hhhmmm... in my case iring ra maning akong dulog...

Basin sigig katawa (kay gabasa sa TB), sama ani...

Quote from: islander on November 03, 2012, 09:30:55 PM
pilay pad sa unggoy kun maka-donate ani si bugsay sa balingsya very soon.  ang nawong sa teacher iyaha.  ang mga nawong sa pupils kang hubag, lolla, pikoy, lorenz, bolbs, etc.  ako wa kay timing man nga nihangyo kog 'sir, may i go out?'

OK ka diri nga klase, Ms. Isle, kay di klaro kon di ka katubag unya makaihi ka...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 03, 2012, 09:26:00 PM
bisi ug ligid ligid sa bed... hahahahahahahaha

Bwahaha! Basin mas kusog ang linog sa bed!

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 03, 2012, 09:27:10 PM
unsa gani right term ana? kiss and make up ba? kalimots nakow... hahaha

Ang kang Engr. kay kiss and make up and down...

Quote from: islander on November 03, 2012, 09:20:08 PM
hehehe, sige maghalikan na kayo ni alam mo na...

Wa ko ka-getz...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 03, 2012, 09:13:21 PM
let's kiss and make out? aw.... mali hahahahaha 

He he, kiss and make do lang, kay pordoy man...

Bisi galing mao nga wa lang panumbalinga ang llinog...

Sureness ko nga wa ni sa Balingsya...

Quote from: islander on November 03, 2012, 09:10:31 PM
goodness me.  unsa man ni si baba yagayaga?  hinaot unta nga di siya pedophile.

Diyi kay wayay yagay...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 03, 2012, 09:09:42 PM
hahaha karon ra man pod balik Ma'am Isles.. dili man pwede balibad hahahaha pangit ang kwentuhan kung walang inuman..

Ang forum din, pangit kung walang halikan...

Baba Yaga by Viktor Vasnetsov

Baba Yaga (also known by various other names) is a hag or witch in Slavic folklore. She flies around on a giant mortar, kidnaps (and presumably eats) small children, and lives in a hut that stands on chicken legs. In most Slavic tales, she is portrayed as an antagonist; however, some characters in other mythological stories have been known to seek her out for her wisdom, and she has been known on rare occasions to offer guidance to lost souls. According to Vladimir Propp, she often fulfills the function of donor; that is, her role is in supplying the hero (sometimes unwillingly) with something necessary to further his quest. --Wiki

Itlog sa pari ukbon di na mauli. Unsa man?

Quote from: Pikoy on November 03, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
kaun ka bala, kaun ka tae...hehehe bai to bol....sala mulay kum

Ha mar ba gid man haw ini kang toto ya...

My mind to me a kingdom is
by Sir Edward Dyer


My mind to me a kingdom is;
Such perfect joy therein I find
That it excels all other bliss
Which God or nature hath assign'd.
Though much I want that most would have,
Yet still my mind forbids to crave.

No princely port, nor wealthy store,
No force to win a victory,
No wily wit to salve a sore,
No shape to win a loving eye;
To none of these I yield as thrall,--
For why? my mind despise them all.

I see that plenty surfeit oft,
And hasty climbers soonest fall;
I see that such as are aloft
Mishap doth threaten most of all.
These get with toil and keep with fear;
Such cares my mind can never bear.

I press to bear no haughty sway,
I wish no more than may suffice,
I do no more than well I may,
Look, what I want my mind supplies.
Lo ! thus I triumph like a king,
My mind content with anything.

I laugh not at another's loss,
Nor grudge not at another's gain;
No worldly waves my mind can toss;
I brook that is another's bane.
I fear no foe, nor fawn on friend,
I loathe not life, nor dread mine end.

My wealth is health and perfect ease,
And conscience clear my chief defence;
I never seek by bribes to please,
Nor by desert to give offence.
Thus do I live, thus will I die,--
Would all did so as well as I!

“Some say I can fly on the wind, yet I haven’t any wings. Some have found me floating on the open sea, yet I cannot swim. Some have felt my warmth on cold nights, yet I have no flame. And though you cannot see me, I lay between two lovers at the hearth of fireplaces. I am the twinkle in your child’s eyes. I am hidden in the lines of your mother's face. I am your father's shield as he guards your home. And yet… Some say I am stronger than steel, yet I am as fragile as a tear. Some have never searched for me, yet I am around them always. Some say I die with loss, yet I am endless. And though you cannot hear me, I dance on the laughter of children. I am woven into the whispers of passion. I am in the blessings of Grandmothers. I embrace the cries of newborn babies. And yet… Some say I am a flower, yet I am also the seed. Some have little faith in me, yet I will always believe in them. Some say I cannot cure the ill, yet I nourish the soul. And though you cannot touch me, I am the gentle hand of the kind. I am the fingertips that caress your cheek at night. I am the hug of a child. I am love.”


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by Chococat
http://www.booksie.com/   


I know what you’re wearing
I know were you live
I know what you’re doing now
I know who you’re with

I like watching you
I like following you
I like smelling you
I like everything about you

I like the way you move
I like the way you dress
I like the rest of your family
But I like you the best

Don’t hide from me
Because of who I am
I'm just a stalker
A kind of man

Don’t call the cops
I’ll leave you alone
When I'm in jail
Just let me install cameras
Before I have to go 

Hang kang toto manughimong otot, pero siya gid lang gihapong ya...

Tik it awi!

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on November 03, 2012, 07:24:21 PM

Oops, niay innocent version...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on November 03, 2012, 07:21:11 PM
nakakita naman diay siya nga nagkinuhitay na ang duha sa ilang mga tiil, wala nalang gyud siya kasita ug kabadlong? klaro naman unta ang senyales nga adunay krimen nga mahitabo, ngano nagpaabot pa man siya sa hubo-hubo na nga part?

Masokist galing...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 03, 2012, 07:18:16 PM
haha moyangggg..delikades ug birahan ni paring to_bol ig mawa lag kadyot si pikoy..

Oi hala! Mangunay diayg kaberks nis Boltobs? Hmm, basin di lang siya kabalibad...

Hadlok ka ani nga klase sa asawa, Bay Piks?

Ngaa man, Bay Bolbs? May naa sintimintal rison kagid haw?

Quote from: Pikoy on November 03, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
aysus mauni klasing asawa nga pinulot sa hungkera aynalang ta ondoy mario....

Mao. Kini laging gustog payter...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 03, 2012, 03:01:41 PM
dko ka afford ana tanan,, ang ako kay lives / emit sa FUBU ra gyud..

He he, naa baya pud ko aning "Lives", Bay Piks...

Hala, kumusta kaha tawon si Ms. Lolla...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 03, 2012, 06:55:34 PM
palasyo mga kwartahan gud ang nagpuyo dd2 d bugnaw gajud oi..

He he, bugnaw diay og kaugmaon ang mga lumulupyo...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 03, 2012, 06:54:30 PM
compos2x mn gud ni to bol sa shout..bay hubag nya akong gi transfer ngari..

Hmm, maayo gani kay dili igit ang resulta...

Hmm, mabugnawng palasyo? now pa ko...

Hala, komposir man diay pud si injinir Piks...

Ni Garry Fuerzas
Saturday, November 3, 2012
http://www.sunstar.com.ph/


KORONADAL CITY - Usa ka misis ang nasakpan sa bana nga giromansa sa kostumer sa ilang tindahan atol sa pagsaulog sa Adlaw sa Minatay.

Nahitabo ang insidente alas 7 sa gabii niadtong Huwebes didto sa Polomolok, South Cotabato samtang nag-inom sila sa tindahan.

Mireklamo sa Polomolok Police Station ang bana nga giila nga si alyas Mario batok sa asawa nga si alyas Monique nga matud pa, nagbinuang kaniya human nga nakigromansa sa usa ka nagpangalang Rayson.

Gisaysay ni Mario nga iyang giagda ang iyang asawa nga mag-inom kauban si Rayson nga ila sab nga kustomer sa tindahan.

Samtang nag-inom, namatikdan sa bana nga maayo kaayo ang pagtagad sa iyang asawa ngadto sa ilang kustomer.

Misamot pa ang iyang pagduda sa dihang namatikdan niya nga nagkinuhitay sa ilang mga tiil ilalom sa lamesa ang duruha.

Sumala pa nga gibalewala lang una sa bana ang nahitabo apan mihimo na siya og paagi aron nga iyang mapamatud-an nga nagluib ang iyang asawa kaniya.

Nagpakaaron-ingnon siya nga hubog na ug nagpatulog-tulog sa lamesa.

Wala madugay iya gyud nga naaktuhan nga gihukas na ni Rayson ang sinina sa asawa apil na ang iyang underwear.

Sa maong higayon, gisita sa bana ang maong lalaki hinungdan nga gilayong midagan siya.

Luyo sa gibuhat ni Monique, walay plano si Mario nga pasakaan siya og kaso.

Quote from: lakandula on November 02, 2012, 06:05:40 PM
when we have enough votes, the ASSASIN will come and make an offer that mike ligalig cannot refuse

Mao ba? Paaria nako nang imong assassin bi.

Quote from: lakandula on November 02, 2012, 10:16:20 PM
i bow to your command oh master. lakandula will now say goodbye never to appear again in the forum.
abi man gud ko ug isog ni si hubag. na unsa ba ning kagwanga mag pa laban man diay nimo. and please forgive me for the unauthorized use of your name. i was just giving hubag a taste of his own medicine. kay dili maayo ang iyang gi buhat sa ahong amo nga pagka maajo na lang tawo. wa koy problema ug tawgon ko ug tuta ni balong matod pa ni islander. i took up the fight for balong tungod kay naka utang ko ug UTANG KABUBUT-ON. he saved me when i was in the hospital fighting for my life. wa gani nija dawata ang gi dala nga titulo ni mrs. sa among gamay nga yuta kay amo ontang i prenda.  i had to pay BALONG back. hope you understand

Unsa gud ning estoryaha? Gapaila lang ka sa tinuod nimong pagkatawo.

Wa kay respetar sa Webmaster. Ako ning-undang ko dayon. No more word about this. Pero ikaw wa ka motuman. Sigi, padayon!

Quote from: lakandula on November 02, 2012, 10:16:20 PM
and please forgive me for the unauthorized use of your name. i was just giving hubag a taste of his own medicine. kay dili maayo ang iyang gi buhat sa ahong amo nga pagka maajo na lang tawo.

Ugok man diay ka. Gipasaylo na unta ka unya magpatigbabaw man diay ang imong kahungog.
Wa ko mahadlok nimong unggoya ka, oi.

Hilom diha Balong, oi. Gayaya lang imong bugan.

Quote from: lakandula on November 02, 2012, 10:16:20 PM
abi man gud ko ug isog ni si hubag. na unsa ba ning kagwanga mag pa laban man diay nimo.

I hope the Webmaster will correct this misinformation.

Quote from: islander on November 02, 2012, 10:12:02 PM
atot.  mahadlok man sad ko ani molakaw padung sa kwarto karong taud-taod... ban this pianist!  now is the time to express yourself!  yes or no?

Bwahaha! Oops...

Quote from: islander on November 02, 2012, 10:13:34 PM
the sound of angels kana...

panalanginan ka sa diyos, hijo.

Bwahaha! Kana ba, medyo hilas paminawon, kining naanad na ta...

Quote from: islander on November 02, 2012, 10:01:33 PM
mora.  na-discourage lang siya kay bitok lang sa sulod sa tiyan ug seksi nga baye ang iyang nakit-an.

Hmm, kay naglaom siyang makakitag kigwa?

Quote from: islander on November 02, 2012, 10:03:19 PM
panalanginan ka sa diyos, anak.

Echo lang? Try again...

Quote from: islander on November 02, 2012, 09:57:04 PM
hehehe.  si balong ug lakandula maoy ingna ana.

Who? What? Naa ba kay pangalan nga gi-mention?  Ako I cannot read...

Quote from: islander on November 02, 2012, 09:52:35 PM
what do you see?  naa ba kay hulagway gi-post?  ako i cannot see...

Panalanginan ka sa Diyos, anak...

Quote from: islander on November 02, 2012, 09:42:17 PM
camote pa rin ang type koh.

I see...

Hmm, carrots ang champion...

My vegetable love should grow
Vaster than empires, and more slow...

--Andrew Marvell

Quote from: bugsay on November 02, 2012, 05:58:01 PM
karaan....wa na ni uso karon:P

He he, nakaabot pa diay ka ani, Bay Bugs?

Hmm, sure nga eccentric, ambot lang kon millionaire ba tinuod...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 02, 2012, 07:31:30 PM
Eccentric millionaire /  ineffectualcentricness milyoner?? means the impotence millioner way ayo..heheh way kurat...

Malagmit matakboyan og paranoid personality disorder... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 02, 2012, 08:32:43 PM
    tendency to experience excessive self-importance, manifest in a persistent self-referential attitude;

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 02, 2012, 08:32:43 PM
    a combative and tenacious sense of personal rights out of keeping with the actual situation;

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 02, 2012, 08:32:43 PM
    suspiciousness and a pervasive tendency to distort experience by misconstruing the neutral or friendly actions of others as hostile or contemptuous;

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 02, 2012, 08:32:43 PM
    preoccupation with unsubstantiated "conspiratorial" explanations of events both immediate to the patient and in the world at large.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 02, 2012, 08:32:43 PM
    tendency to bear grudges persistently, i.e. refusal to forgive insults and injuries or slights;

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 02, 2012, 08:32:43 PM
    excessive sensitivity to setbacks and rebuffs;

Agoi, naa man tanang symptoms kining atong pasyente. Aw, ambot lang kaha ang bahin sa "recurrent suspicions, without justification, regarding sexual fidelity of spouse or sexual partner", wa tay data bahin ani...

PDD is characterized by at least three of the following:

    excessive sensitivity to setbacks and rebuffs;

    tendency to bear grudges persistently, i.e. refusal to forgive insults and injuries or slights;

    suspiciousness and a pervasive tendency to distort experience by misconstruing the neutral or friendly actions of others as hostile or contemptuous;

    a combative and tenacious sense of personal rights out of keeping with the actual situation;

    recurrent suspicions, without justification, regarding sexual fidelity of spouse or sexual partner;

    tendency to experience excessive self-importance, manifest in a persistent self-referential attitude;

    preoccupation with unsubstantiated "conspiratorial" explanations of events both immediate to the patient and in the world at large. --Wiki

Paranoid personality disorder is a mental disorder characterized by paranoia and a pervasive, long-standing suspiciousness and generalized mistrust of others. Individuals with this personality disorder may be hypersensitive, easily feel slighted, and habitually relate to the world by vigilant scanning of the environment for clues or suggestions that may validate their fears or biases. Paranoid individuals are eager observers. They think they are in danger and look for signs and threats of that danger, potentially not appreciating other evidence.

They tend to be guarded and suspicious and have quite constricted emotional lives. Their reduced capacity for meaningful emotional involvement and the general pattern of isolated withdrawal often lend a quality of schizoid isolation to their life experience. People with this particular disorder may or may not have a tendency to bear grudges, suspiciousness, tendency to interpret others' actions as hostile, persistent tendency to self-reference, or a tenacious sense of personal right.

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 02, 2012, 06:17:42 PM
When you start acting like a child again... just my honest opinion..

Hmm, as in second childhood? Sa ato pang pinulongan, giango-ango na?

Kaluoy ni Botoy. Andam na iyang putos, gahuwat na lang hinginlan...

Quote from: bugsay on November 02, 2012, 06:18:30 PM
hmmm..klaro kaayo.

baaloon.....hmm tag-anan galing..

Hala! Natag-anang lagi. Hurot ahong bilib.

Kaluoy ni Botoy. Andam na iyang putos, gahuwat na lang hinginlan...

Quote from: bugsay on November 02, 2012, 06:12:04 PM
hmmm..baalingsya?
nyhahahahaa:-*

He he, taas ra. Tulo ra man ka tuldok.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 02, 2012, 06:05:06 PM
Pakasakit! Tibawas ang pagkaalaut sa timawa nga sinalikway. Gitugyan sa kaugalingong higala ngadto sa yungib sa mga impakto diin nanagtingsi ang mga kampon sa demonyong si Baal...

Sorry wa matiwas ang last woord.

Mao ni si Baal...





P.S. Ang ellipsis (...) apil sa iyang pangalan, thus: Baal...

Quote from: bugsay on November 02, 2012, 06:00:09 PM
bugsay - "yes" vote;D

Pagkasakit! Tibawas ang pagkaalaut sa timawa nga sinalikway. Gitugyan sa kaugalingong higala ngadto sa yungib sa mga impakto diin nanagtingsi ang mga kampon sa demonyong si Baal...

Quote from: bugsay on November 02, 2012, 05:53:53 PM
si blaki diay ang riinkirnisyon..

He he, pwede pud tawgong klon...