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It might be, Miss Belle.

Right now, the experts are still debating unsa gyud origin ana. Daghan man kuno factors and physiological causes.

Suerte lang ko kay usahay ra ko  mag migraine, not like some people who experience it several times a month, unya kinahanglan na gyud ug ngilngig nga tambal.

Sakit gyud kaayo, unya it's only sa right side sa akong ulo.

Pero medyo ning arang2x baya akong paminaw after ko ninghilak.

How was your day, Miss Belle?

Hmmn, that's interesting. I might try that one time.

Naturally curly akong hair, Miss Belle.

HaaaYyy,

mao pud na akong pantasya Miss Belle...

pero kutob ra na sa pantasya gyud siguro

My day was not too good.

Nag migraine ko all day.

Leksyon na nimo mr ashton.

Ayaw lagi pataka ug labok.

Akong buhok Miss Belle, perteng bagaa.

I actually thought of just chopping it all off, at one time.

 

kuyawa oi, karnero man gyud nga lechon...

apili pud ug lechon baboy kay mao na akong favorite

Nindot bitaw tan-awon kung naka plantsa Miss Belle noh?

I do that sometimes, pero dili nako adlaw adlawon kay ma grabe na ka damage akong buhok.

Our Admin is merciful, but he is just.

are you a germophobe, miss belle?

I'm a germ lover...hahahaha

Your hair is so healthy, Miss Belle. It's thick and shiny.

I'm gonna try to start the South Beach diet again.

It was effective when I tried it before.

My biggest problem is I'm an emotional eater, when I'm stressed, I eat.

Hi Miss Belle!

I'm glad nasapnan tika diha, absenot ka sa atong klase 

Unsa man imong beauty regimen Miss Belle kay akong sundugon.

Bag-o pako nahuman tan-aw sa season premiere of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

Perte nako hilaka, for two hours.

Drama kaayo. 

are you saying Mr Hajji is living in an alternate reality, miss ginger?

hehehehe

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 01, 2007, 03:57:53 AM
I actually felt sorry for her, during the entire drama with her in prison and stuff. The media was too much uy...and people were HEARTLESS to her...as if they were free from sin, diba? Ironic...

Hope and pray that Paris learns from her mistakes and does truly change.

I hope she does, dong.

Quote from: Franklin on October 01, 2007, 03:57:35 AM
C4H2,
Don't you think Lorienzo will make fun of me. He follows my every move. I thought i could get away from him in the Photos thread, so I posted some pics from my personal album, and then guess who shows up?
Lorenzo and he is posting pics of swords and knives. Did he post pics before? No.
I posted pics about the girls of Earth Day and lo and behold theres my shadow.
C4H2, I would post my pic but, I know that he will do something stupid just to poison things. Just like now.

I'm pleading the fifth on this one.

Gastos bitaw kaayo mag nursing, mikey.

Maka purdoy. Mabaligya jud ang kabaw.

Pahimulos man kaayo pud ning mga eskwelahan, abi kay daghan man gusto mag nursing.

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 01, 2007, 03:52:14 AM
Speaking of which...gotta admit, Paris does look hot eh? I mean...sure she has her share of sins and vices...she still is cute.

Yes, she is.

She looks like a doll. She wears clothes really well, too.

I actually liked her on The Simple Life.

Ay bisan ako dong,

I'll pee in my pants if you tackle me.

Hadlok ko nimo.

Quote from: Franklin on October 01, 2007, 03:47:42 AM
C2H4,
i thought you were kidding.

Hahaha!

Nope, truth is stranger than fiction. The goat was wearing a costume too, and a cute hat.

Truly one of the most unforgettable moments in reality TV.

Hehehe

both



I like your face and I like your food.

Quote from: Franklin on October 01, 2007, 03:40:32 AM
Well I guess Lorry is right, if you say that. I would make a person at least feel good.

Where's your face, Mr Franklin?

Hahaha!

Joke ra to, dong.

I drink beer on special occasions, but I don't really like the taste.

Pag post pud pics dong, kanang ga uniform ka sa football.

Delicious and healthy.

Guapa pa jud tan-awon.

Akong gi kaon ganina kay Spam. Akong banana ga kulismaot kay yuck kuno ang Spam.

Hahaha! Kalami anang Spam ipares sa kan-on ah

Post pa'g laing pics Miss Ginger

Wow!

I love the pic, miss ginger.

Lamian ko'g liver spread.

My banana doesn't drink beer, dodong.

But my sister-in-law and I can outdrink you.

Hahaha! Joke!



PS. I love watching college football...there's action, junk food, and booze. What's not to love?

Quote from: Franklin on October 01, 2007, 03:23:16 AM
Well thats sweet; but, I don't believe that everyone is as nice as you are.

Lorenzo just PM'd me and told me that no one on this forum likes me.

OooPpsss! No comment 

I'm Switzerland on this one.

PS. Miss Ginger wants to see your face.

Pang pa view lang na iyang eyeglasses.

Pareha ni Clark Kent nga kintahay ga eyeglasses pero 20/20 vision diay to.

Even USC almost got beat!

The sweetest thing was The Florida Gators' walk of shame gyud. Auburn beat them with a field goal, with 3 seconds left in the game.

I'm hoping we can beat them this year.

How's Penn State doing, dong? Napildi man sila last week, right? I'm sorry 

Barbaro

Mr Gervistill

Miss Bambi

We're still waiting for Mr Franklin's face. The weekend's not over yet.

Okay ra na oist.

Supposedly, superheroes are faster than a speeding bullet.

Mao ba?

I'll pretend to close my eyes.

Agay, agay, agay...

naghuwat diay atong damsel nga pangutan-on sa atong superhero.



PS. Teng, andama imong tsinelas kay kumbera na ni.

Quote from: Franklin on October 01, 2007, 03:06:40 AM
Oh damn I missed the one with the goat.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Sayang, Mr Franklin. That episode was a classic. The goat looked terrified. 

PS. Maybe you can get a DVD of previous episodes at Blockbuster.

The question is:

Are you ready to be our hero's damsel in distress?

Yes or No, Miss Ginger.

I'm hoping to see a full-body shot (without clothes!) of Mr EL Mundo.

You better take Miss Jaja with you to China then.

Your ate belle and I will tag along as chaperones.

Ma carried away unya mong Jaja sa ka romantic sa Great Wall.

Kami tig bantay.

Really, miss ginger?

Yehey!

Arizona does have a pretty good defensive team.

And they have Matt Leinhart.

They say he's a douchebag...but he's cute.



PS. College football was crazy yesterday. Five teams in the top 10 got their a**es kicked!

Quote from: Ginger on October 01, 2007, 02:53:06 AM
hehehe ok ra oi...Sigbin will reveal himself when he's ready.

Wow, mura'g Clark Kent jud noh?

I think Mr Sigbin leads a double life.

He's a sigbin by day, superhero by night.

I have some Spanish blood in me, but super diluted already.

Maybe 0.1% hahaha...

We did trace our family tree, dong.

It was found out we all originated from the loins of a Spanish prayle.

Mura'g reality TV version of Padre Damaso.

How about you, dong?

Maayo unta naa kay x-ray vision, Miss Ginger.

So you can see right through that newspaper.

I like that last one, dong.

Mr Macky,

I enjoy it when people get tasered on Cheaters.

Also, when they get caught with their pants down, or wearing weird costumes carrying around a goat in the bedroom.

If we can make that happen in the Philippines, that's a real sign of progress.

Quote from: Franklin on September 30, 2007, 10:21:33 PM
Yes C4h2,
I do see how that would seem hateful. after all the lion is Gods creation also and he would get sick.
Oh C4H2,
My looks are as bad as my singing, and you know how my singing chases people away.
I don't want Mike to lose visitors because I scared them away.

Mr Franklin, Boholanos love the exotic.

We think the tarsier is cute.

You won't scare anyone away. In fact, they might want your autograph and ask to have pics taken with you.

Wala raba ko ka kita ana dong.

I'm watching the Falcons right now.

Ga watch pud ko's Nascar.

PS. Vick tested positive for marijuana. stupid kaayo noh?

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 30, 2007, 11:21:31 PM



Wa pod ko ana C2 kay sigi ra ko pang hunaw. laba ug trapo sa kusina ug banyo. hahhahha

ningsulay ko anang  patapot nga kuko palit nako sa walgreens..

tangtang dayun pagka hapon kay sigi man basa2x ug tubig

Limpyada jud ka Miss Belle,

Wala jud na germs imong house, for sure.

thanks, miss belle...

I love photoshop! it's better than make-up 

sexy kaayo ka miss belle...

sultry imong look...

mura ka'g si Eula Valdez, pero mas guapa pa ka

ubana ko miss asianfairy,

ako lang tig bitbit sa imong mga bags, luggage and everything...

hehehe

hi miss asianfairy! how are you?

wala pa ko ka work sa fastfood chain

Good night, Miss Belle.

You're soooo sexy!

scorching!

 

Mr Macky,

you speak the truth...

sus ashton, akong banana good 'ol country boy...

mura'g Pinoy...

mas conservative pa nako...

Good night, Miss Bambi!

Take Care!

ashton,

wala ka kahibaw daghan ka'g mga anak ga katag sa Bohol 

pero Miss Bambs,

ashton's wifey is pretty, and their kids are soooo cute

liwat sa misis ni ashton

hahahaha

gwatsi

Hehehe!

Natakdan ra ko kariyo ni ashton miss bambs...

dili ko ka lugar igat igat karon kay grabe mo bantay si banana...

mag sige lang check up tawag sa phone, one time wala nako natubag iyang tawag...

gisukmatan ko, dis-a daw ko ninglakaw sa akong lunchbreak, basin naa daw ko'y ka date,

kay wala daw nako gitubag iyang tawag...

hahahaha! unsaon na ni oi...

Kusog ba pud na mo bantay imong banana, Miss Bambs?

Miss Bambs,

basin kantahan nimo'g, "unforgettable, that's what you are" si Mike ha

ashton, gibawi man nimo

hadlok ka utangan

Quote from: Bambi on September 30, 2007, 10:41:39 AM
As long as you will not whisper other names in Bed....it is still ok.  No problem!

Hahaha!

I was still single when that happened, Miss Bambs.

Karong minyo na, lisod na mag igat2x kay mapatyan ta.

Basin himoon ko'g corned beef dire.

Quote from: ashton on September 30, 2007, 10:31:09 AM
ha ha ha bitaw joke lang na tanan in short I'm a good boy.

tell it to the marines kuno, ingon si Miss Bambs

grabe gyud nis ashton oi,

murag milyonaryo man jud ni

Quote from: Bambi on September 30, 2007, 10:26:19 AM
Hi Ashton!

Listen to the experienced one, okey? Wow!

Ahahahaha!

Nahitabo na baya na nako sa una Miss Bambs. Lahi nga name akong na mention pag tubag sa phone. Sakspan!

Hahahaha!

Hahaha!

Nag libog naka sa ka daghan sa imong cellphone.

Mao lagi nga sa sunod, honey nalang itawag sa tanan. Para in case makalimot kas mga pangalan, ok ra.

Quote from: Bohol on September 30, 2007, 09:57:51 AM
I have answered all your questions, Thyl.

So far, Mike. So far.

But I'll keep hounding you with questions until you run out of answers.

(which I don't think will happen, anyway)

Quote from: Bohol on September 30, 2007, 10:00:07 AM
It's on the plan. A friend in Germany, a schoolmate in Silliman, will look for a printer in Germany that will publish this collection of Bisayan poems.

A book published abroad would give more honor to our Bisayan language.

Your book puhon is the most highly anticipated literary work by Bisayans, Mike.

I can't wait to get my hands on an autographed copy.

Quote from: Bambi on September 30, 2007, 10:05:54 AM
So, Ashton you must have to describe more yourself.....too bad to be honest but hot-good and honestly available.

Hahaha!

Miss Bambs, I think ashton thinks he's single, as long as his wife doesn't find out about his sideline.

Hi!

Oh, I'm sure colorful jud imong lovelife sa una Miss Bambs.

Daghan jud siguro ka mga admirers ga sunod sunod nimo.

Ashton, inig tambong nako sa inyong party, akong sultihan imong misis nga daghan ka'g tsiks.

Pero mokaon sa ko'g lechon daan. Mag gahin pud ko daan ug pang bring house.

I agree with you, Miss Bambi.

When my single friends ask me for advice about love and dating and all that stuff...

I always tell them not to get too serious with one guy too fast...

In fact, I think it will do them good to go out on friendly dates with several guys...

That way, ma expose sila sa lain laing background, kina-iya at iba pa...

Sa mga bata, enjoy your youth. Don't focus on one person. Meet people, go out on dates, have fun with your friends.

Note: I am not advocating pre-marital sex.

Oh, I've nothing to worry about kung si banana lang. He likes my bilbil, kay bilbilicious man pud siya.

Akong worry is more for health reasons. I realize I'm getting older, and I cannot get away with eating just anything I want anymore.

Miss Bambs,

dili na na puede si ashton ug girls kay ma black and blue na sa iyang misis

Quote from: Bohol on September 30, 2007, 08:54:21 AM
Exactly. Hajji, beware.

Hahaha! Si Hajji needs to be wary of girls, or ang girls mo need to be wary of him?

Anad naman na si Hajji ug alcohol, Mike. Mo laklak man gani na ug 100% ethyl alcohol.

Quote from: Bohol on September 30, 2007, 08:48:01 AM
It is dangerous for girls to drink kay mausob ilang libido.

Well, mo drink nalang sila in the presence of other girls. Preferably, at home.

That way, no chance of getting raped, getting pregnant, or both.

You don't need to change anything sa imong features, Miss Bambs.

You're a true Inabangnon beauty.

Drink in moderation nalang kung dili ma pugngan.

Mao jud Miss Bambs noh?

Nangita lang jud sila sakit sa lawas,

sa duslak duslakon murag baboy

Quote from: Bohol on September 30, 2007, 08:34:21 AM
Sex change (putlan ug tumoy) is less than $1,000. Many Westerners flock to Thailand for this surgery.

Wow! Maka afford gyud mga westerners ana Mike,

reputable doctors in good hospitals man pud kaha?

Miss Bambs,

busuga nalang imong mga mata sa pics

Ngeks!

Ngil-ad man to siya batasan oist, very rude.

Hahahaha!

Puede man kuno magpa plastic surgery Miss Bambs

Ahahaha!

Na unsa na ni. Bata pa na si Teng oist,

ma corrupting minors ta.

Mapatyan ta's atong mga banana ani.

Hahaha!

Pork Chop Steak



YOU WILL NEED
1 kilo pork chops
1 can (234g) DEL MONTE Fresh Cut Sliced Pineapple, drained (reserve syrup) and each cut into 2
2 medium white onion, cut into rings
1 medium red and green bell peppers, cut into rings

MARINADE

1/4 cup pineapple syrup
3 Tbsp soy sauce
1/2 tsp iodized fine salt (3/4 Tbsp.iodized rock salt)
1/4 tsp pepper
 
HERE'S HOW
1  MARINATE pork chops for 1 hour. Drain and reserve marinade. Meanwhile, stir-fry onions and bell peppers in oil. Set aside.


2  BROWN both sides of pork chops in oil. Combine with remaining marinade and 1/4 cup water. Simmer over low heat for 20 minutes. Add DEL MONTE Fresh Cut Sliced Pineapple, onions and bell peppers. Simmer for another 5 minutes.



Serves 8
Excellent Source of Lysine â€" promotes growth in the young 

source: kitchenomics.com

Quote from: Bambi on September 30, 2007, 08:17:53 AM
Pareson lagi mo ug profiles...........sayang may darling kana? tsk..tsk...... mga beauty unta inyong mga  tsikitings.

Hahaha!

Si Teng ka loveteam na ni Miss Buenvista,

and besides, hadlok ta anang Teng kay beergin pa na

bwahahaha!

Quote from: Bambi on September 30, 2007, 08:15:50 AM
Who is he?  An actor or a model?  But he looks  great very macho and I think he is visiting fitness center as observed in his muscles......puyra buyag taga amo ra ba!

Hahaha! Basin mo join si Teng sa Mr. Inabanga maong ga work out.

Pero iyang nawong, Miss Bambs, Inabangnon kaayo. I've a cousin who looks like him.

Nganong nanampiling man ka Miss Bambs?

Quote from: Melrose on September 27, 2007, 08:57:23 AM
C2H4: you look like a doll!

Kinda like the bride of chucky or something? Hehehehe

Asa man imong baby pic Miss Melrose?

Miss Bambs, si teng kay murag si Piolo noh?

I had a good day.

It was sunny and bright.

And the Dawgs won.

Dako kaayo nga problema na nako Miss Bambs.

Quote from: Bohol on September 30, 2007, 02:52:36 AM
Thyl, the title of the song is "Sa Mata Makikita Ang Tunay Na Damdamin." It's a classic OPM loved by millions.

Thanks, Mike.

I don't think I've heard of this song though.

here and there ra ko ga work sa Pinas, mr mikey

Dodong,

asa naman si u know who u are?

Yehey!

Naay premyo ang makatag-an?

Ako siguro, antoson nako bahala'g whole day, basta maka tilaw ko anang straight hair. Hahaha.

Akong ig-agaw gipadad-an ko niya iyang pic gapa rebond, nindot kaayo resulta. I was shocked kay pareha ra man mi hair, pero karon nindot na kaayo tan-awon.

Maayo gani dire wala pakialam mga pipol, sa Pinas jud sige lang ko kaingnan, "mahangin ba sa labas?"

Hahaha!