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my grandparents in Dipolog

Sa simbahan:
Pari: Ikaw Babae, tinatanggap mo ba ang Lalaking ito na maging kabiyak at magsasama sa hirap at ginhawa habang-buhay?
Babae: opo father
Pari: At ikaw naman lalaki,….Ikaw na naman? Kahapon ikaw na naman? Akala mo siguro hindi kita natatandaan?

Quote from: Pikoy on October 20, 2012, 02:10:38 PM
basig naay gipangita Lolla..?

ngita'g lingaw...

Para kang ubo. Ang lakas ng COUGHpit mo sa puso ko!




gravvveeeyyy...

Sa Hospital:
Doc: Bakit pumapayat ka iha, hindi mo ba sinusunod ang advise ko sa iyong 3 meals a day?
Babae: 3 meals a day po ba?… akala ko kasi 3 males a day.


weehh..

Annie Lennox - No More I Love You's

http://youtu.be/BiYF7pUPuFs

gikapoy, gilaay...wa ko kasabot karong panahona..

Jars of Clay - Tea and Sympathy

http://youtu.be/QNjz7OPMPhU

yeeppp... it's a package

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Yeeeppp.....

Have a safe trip Ma'am Isles... Finally, it's weekend, whew nahuman ra gyud akong seminar-workshop... kapoy man diay magfacilitate ani... ngisi to the max gyud permi sa mga School Planning Officers especially kung magpa assist.. But at the end of the day, happy ko kay tanan sila nagpasalamat sa ako kay daghan sila nakat-unan.. yeyyy...

Hmmm... shouldn't you write first to the School President? malay mo ang professor lang nagbu-ot bu-ot ug paggawas sa imo Sir.

Quote from: taga tigbao on October 19, 2012, 11:25:27 AM
Murag dili na ni karon.

During my time in college (2003 to 2005) = Kada exam (prelim, midterm ug finals) ginapangita ang permits.

Karon (me as part time faculty member) = Wa nay permit permit. Inig ka grade dsitribution lamang, tungod kay hightech naman lagi, dili ka makaview sa imohang online grades kung may unpaid balance ka. Usa pa, dili ka makaencode sa imohang subjects sa next sem kung may balance pa ka. Mao ni nakalami sa hightech nga school system.

I hope it all applies to all colleges and universities Sir Tigs, nindot ni...During my college years, ka strict sa akong catholic school, no permit no exam gyud... wala pa gyud special exam during prelim and third quarter, midterm and final ra sila mohatag ug special exam bayad pa gyud P30 for special exam permit...

Quote from: islander on October 19, 2012, 12:30:35 PM
how true, loll.  well, we women all pass this (wa na lay labot tong nag-teenage marriage or pregnancy).  kining seeming pressure nga sugsugon ka ug bogalbogalan nganong dalaga pa.  mora uroy ug naa ra sa kaminyoon ang kalipay.  charooot!

Korek Ma'am Isles, one of my cousins, she got married 6 years ago, unsa man nahitabo? wala pa'y two years nagbulag sila, nalipay ba sila? Nagkasuhay man gani sila karon over the custody of their children.. and also, one of my friends, they were sweethearts since college, then they got married last 2008, unsa ma'y nahitabo? One month lang sila nagkuyog isip mag-asawa kay diha na nigawas ang kinaiya sa babae... grabe ka nagger wa ka antus akong friend.. bulag sila.. So dili gyud sa kaminyoon makita ang kalipayon sa usa ka tao.. Aw, I mean, dili lang nako ni i-generalize kay naa man pod nagmalipayon ilang pamuyo naminyo sila.. Marriage is not the answer to my happiness gyud.. hahaha

Quote from: taga tigbao on October 19, 2012, 10:48:16 AM
Maam Lolla, proven and tested n jud naho nang ingana nga mga tawo. Kanang way mabuhat sa kinabuhi unja ikaw bantajan. Dili naman lamang ko magsalig ana nila. STress ra nas kinabuhi kung tagdun. Hehehe.

Lagi... balewala ra mana sa ako actually, Sir Tigs, kaso lang busy pa ko work, naa pa magsige pangutana dire bahin anang akong lovelife.. nakaingon gud ko sa ila ug, kay ngano, Am I the only one left in this world nga single? It's my life not yours... kaso lang, mahulog pa ko nga suplada hahahaha...

sometimes, makainit gyud ug ulo ning tawong way mabuhat sa ilang life... so what's wrong kung single ko karon... what's wrong if i chose to be this way? dili mana nagpasabot nga magsingle ko for life... im just taking time out sa lovelife...

kokom ban heheheh


for me Sean Connery and Roger Moore...

Quote from: Pikoy on October 18, 2012, 07:03:22 PM
crossing w/ ur fingers hole w/ my straight... ;Dhahaha

katulog na oi... hhehehe

Quote from: Pikoy on October 18, 2012, 07:02:02 PM
hahaha..2g sako Lolla oi kay murag kafoy man c fafa..hahaha...cge sunod napod 2g napod dha ug sayo iha..heheh..

awkies Engr... nytie nyt ^_^

Quote from: Pikoy on October 18, 2012, 06:59:06 PM
hahah delikades podka Lolla/..;D

ha? asa ma'y naka delikades anang crossing my fingers in your straight fingers? bwahahah jowk

Quote from: Pikoy on October 18, 2012, 06:54:56 PM
wan sak of sapal w/ free kiss.. nga pinapaka..

essstttooooooooooooooyyyyyyyy nimo Engr... hahaha

Quote from: Pikoy on October 18, 2012, 06:51:37 PM
not crossing, straight fingers w/ hat...hahaha

ikaw lang... cross ako imo, straight... bwahahah

Quote from: Pikoy on October 18, 2012, 06:52:46 PM

weee...istoryaheeee....

hahahaha bitaw nagka anam ug samok... diha na lang ko apil anang imong usa ka sakong sapal kontis beh..

Quote from: Pikoy on October 18, 2012, 06:49:19 PM
o yeahhh mhennn....lab 8..... fafa balongs mibalik kay gimingaw ni Lolla..heheh

keber oi... his coming back here in TB has nothing to do with me... don't want to participate in that contest anymore either... better leave it na lang..  heheheh

Quote from: Pikoy on October 18, 2012, 06:46:57 PM
there's a luck behind ur door iha..

unta (crossing fingers)... hehehehe

Juan talking to his gardener..

Juan: hoy! bakit hindi ka nagdidilig?
gardener: umuulan naman po eh

Juan: dat's no excuse! magpayong ka!!!




yyyoowwwnnnn naman!!!!

Tindera

tindera: HOII!kahit nagtitinda lang ako ng juice dito may mga anak ako na nasa UP, La Salle, UST etc.!

student:WOW!anong course nila?

tindira:wala!nagtitinda rin ng juice..




weeeeeeeeeeeee

Q: How will a gentleman say to his dinner date that he needs to go to the toilet?

A: Excuse me, I have to shake hands with a friend of mine who hopes to meet you after dinner.




weeeelliiii?!?!?!?!

something's not right (basin left) .. i don't know what it is..    yung feeling na kinakabahan ka pero don't know kung bakit... (charrroootttt)

Quote from: Pikoy on October 18, 2012, 06:29:09 PM
haha..bitaw Lolla don't make a trick para magustohan ka sa lalakwe..kung unsa ka unya nahigugma sya nmu that's real...weee....

kung dili siya ganahan sa ako, okay lang.. no probs ko ana.. padayon sa life gihapon...............

"There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go." -- Dr. Seuss --

Quote from: Pikoy on October 18, 2012, 06:20:48 PM
saun nalang si georgi basin hilig 2g coke ug dle grande..heheeh.. peace lolla..

do i have to be someone else ba para ma like niya?

Quote from: Pikoy on October 18, 2012, 05:47:08 PM
murag maniwang jud ni si Lolla sa iyang diet da...

maniwang gyud in opposite way... hehehee

Morning Snacks





Lunch






Afternoon snacks

Bumili ang pari ng mga itlog, pero nawala eto nang tumalikod siya upang isara ang gate. Kaya't kinabukasan sa misa, tinanong niya ang mga tao tungkol sa mga itlog. At ganito ang nangyari:

Pari: Sinong may itlog?
(Tumayo ang mga lalaki.)

Pari: hindi, ang ibig sabihin ko sino'ng nakakita ng itlog?
(Tumayo ang mga babae.)

Pari:Mali, ang tinatanong ko kung sinong nakakita ng itlog ko?
(Tumayo ang mga madre.)

<---- labaw pang gilaay

Quote from: Pikoy on October 17, 2012, 09:20:33 PM


sa damgo lang kitang duha lalalalalalalala...

ay bored na bored si Engr... hehehe

Quote from: Pikoy on October 17, 2012, 09:03:49 PM
anhaun tika para mag lingaw2x tang duha..wehehe..

weli? asa man sa damgo?

KASAYSAYAN NG PAG-IBIG:

Sinimulan ni Eba at Adan.
Sinalaysay ni Florente at Laura. at syempre
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ITUTULOY NATING DALAWA.

Quote from: Pikoy on October 17, 2012, 08:52:09 PM
hahay...pagkalaay Lolla oi lingawa ko b....


unsa may maayong e lingaw nmu nko la nga malingaw ko?..

naaaaa... intawn, nangita pod ko ug lingaw hahahaha

MARIA:Lagot ginabi ako! Ano sasabihin ko ke itay?
JUAN:Unahan mo! ganto sabihin mo pagpasok na pagpasok mo na bahay: 'Bkit ngayon lang ako umuwi ha? San ako galing? Sobra na ko! Pasok sa kuwarto!'

Quote from: Pikoy on October 17, 2012, 08:07:31 PM

aw ako nalang ang kuyog...yeeeee...

ni georgi? hhahahahahaha

Quote from: Pikoy on October 17, 2012, 07:50:41 PM
nya kuyog man si georgi Lolla.....ayeeyyyyyyyyy...

nganong apilon man nimo si georgi wa pa gani mi magkaila ana....hhhhhmmmm jelly?

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money ~ Jen ~

dili gyud ko pwede aning haunted house sa mga amusement park... basin atakihon ko's kasing kasing...

Quote from: Pikoy on October 17, 2012, 05:37:14 PM
kalain ni Lolla kwanggol kwanggol karon...

hehehe dyok dyok dyok lang gud Engr. ikaw pod imoha pod gi career...

basta Engineer ba, abtik gyud ug anggol anggol... hahahaha

Quote from: Pikoy on October 17, 2012, 04:41:35 PM
haha itlog sa tuko..

tiki na...

Quote from: bugsay on October 17, 2012, 04:06:54 PM
blema kon si georgi ni lolla....goodbye 2014

naa man si Engr. Pikoy mosalo...okay ra... ahahha

Quote from: bugsay on October 17, 2012, 04:00:32 PM
unsa kaha pod ang gidak-on sa itlog...

ingon ani lang ba ang size?




or ani

aw istorya binahal diay ni... di man ta ka relate hahahah

Quote from: Pikoy on October 17, 2012, 02:41:11 PM
aygud pag cgeg huna2x sa 2014 Lolla...wahaha..

toink... lahi ra pod ka... hhhmmm jealousy?

tan-awa wala gyud ko sa akong mind karon.. ti-aw mo ng manawag lang ko tawagon sa maestra?!?! imbis maghulat lang ko tawagon... hay naku,,,

Quote from: Pikoy on October 17, 2012, 02:22:16 PM


jeje....sagdi lang para naa pod kay huna hunaun gud..

occupied kaayo akong mind karon... naga assist pod ko dire sa seminar... manawag lang ko tawagon sa mga maestra dire para mag pa assist..

Quote from: Pikoy on October 17, 2012, 02:19:27 PM
answeri napod Lolla!!..


Ulo ni Ibo adlaw gabie giligo.. unsa man?

wala lang gihapon na matubag diay? hhmmm maghunahuna na pod ko..

Quote from: Pikoy on October 17, 2012, 02:14:29 PM
Lolla nuh...weheheehh

hahahahah tinuod noh? hahahaha parang guilty ka Engr... bwahahahahah

Quote from: Pikoy on October 17, 2012, 01:57:04 PM

weeee dnga....!!? basin C X 1.5 cm NYA kusog mo bali2x...wahahaahhahah....

hhhmmm ikaw maayo pod ka ani, basta mga Engr, maayo pod ni mo bali bali, or unsang anggulo ba...

aw imo with broccoli amo pechay lang hahahaha

Quote from: Pikoy on October 17, 2012, 01:55:00 PM
haha naa pod syay baka w/ corn subayan si Lolla...jawk3x

aba malay ba nako kung unsa pod imon gisud-an diha.... it's simply coincidence lang...

Quote from: Pikoy on October 17, 2012, 12:11:56 PM
sweto gyud ni si Lolla sa bali2x da..hehe..kay nganu kaha?

just guessing Engr... hahahahah

Beef soup with corn, pancit canton, chicken chopsuey and pineapple for dessert

"The smallest penis was 1.5 cm (just over half an inch) while erected," she said. The man had sent an image to her, and she said he had described having a well-functioning sex life.


hhhmmm maayo ni modala bali-bali... 

TATAY:Anak, magsabi ka ng totoo... bagsak ka daw sa English?
JUAN:Tay, who's rumorer telled you this?
TATAY:Bagsak nga!


weeee...way lingaw!!!

unya kanta dayon ug ingon ani

Mibalik ako

http://youtu.be/QipK7-nzA64

pwede anakanan

Changing Communities for Cats: A Tale of Two Kitties


Every morning after the city’s gridlock has peaked, Dolores Smith loads up her old Volvo with kibble and canned cat food and starts driving through Washington, D.C. By lunchtime she’ll have visited three neighborhoods where hungry feral cats will be anticipating the sound of her car.

A decade ago Dolores realized that even small efforts for cats could make a big difference. Animal control was rounding up feral cats in an alley about four blocks from her house and taking them to the shelter to be killed. Catch and kill was the norm. Policy or no policy, she wanted to help those cats.

Soon she’d worked with a neighbor and gotten the cats spayed and neutered. “I took them as my own,” she remembers, about 16 in all.

She’s since taken on two other colonies, all in working-class urban neighborhoods. The catsâ€"all trapped, neutered and returnedâ€"congregate in alleyways used by residents and garbage collectors. Vet bills, food, timeâ€"she’s all in.

Dolores is fortunate to live in a community that now embraces Trap-Neuter-Return. In spring of 2004, Alley Cat Allies approached the D.C. Department of Public Health with a proposal to establish a TNR pilot program. And the department accepted itâ€"funded primarily by Alley Cat Allies and promoted to city residents as a partnership between the department, Alley Cat Allies, and other local animal protection organizations. Under the program, animal control officers and shelter officials referred calls about feral cats to Alley Cat Allies, which then worked with residents and volunteers like Dolores to humanely trap cats and bring them to local clinics for subsidized spay/neuter and other veterinary services.

And it got even better for the cats: In 2008 the District passed a law that requires the Animal Care and Control Agency to practice Trap-Neuter-Return in managing the feral cat population, provided that all efforts are made to adopt out a trapped, tamable kitten.

Sustainable change was in the air.





This year’s National Feral Cat Day® theme is Changing Communities for Cats, and Washington, D.C. has proven that it’s possible to turn around the places where we live, even communities as vast as our nation’s capital. Dolores was going to help those cats in her neighborhood no matter what. And now she and the hundreds of caregivers like her are doing so out in the open, without fear of animal control.

The gorgeous cats featured on our logo this year are in Dolores’ care. One’s a dilute calico, the other a buff tabby. We affectionately call them Fred and Ginger. They’re happy, healthy, loved. They’re family. Their colony has thrived for almost a decade.

“These guys are proof that the dream for a safe place for cats can be a reality,” says Becky Robinson, president and co-founder of Alley Cat Allies. “This is what National Feral Cat Day® is all aboutâ€"working to make it accepted and legal to do what’s right. That’s what cats in every community deserve.”

I'm dedicating this thread to Ma'am Islander 







Alley Cat Allies created National Feral Cat Day® a decade ago to promote humane care for feral cats. Our efforts to share information and educate others on the importance of Trap-Neuter-Return have been supported year after year by caring individuals and groups--in tiny towns, in big cities, and in places in between! Last year advocates hosted hundreds of events nationally and around the world. We want to top that in 2012â€"join us! Whether you’re holding a one-time event to raise money or awareness, or working toward sustainable change for cats in your community with ongoing projects or initiatives, we welcome your efforts! Helping cats starts with you!

Dashboard Confessional - Stolen


http://youtu.be/j82FBbgpUy4

Nice and creative Bran

Quote from: Pikoy on October 16, 2012, 01:23:54 PM
Laki..naay daghan diha la birahai dayon hehehe...bugnaw nga naay init init aw lain nana nga dapit...ayg kabalaka lolla kay makaanha raka anang imong gipangita puhn 2014..wehehe

toink... kung maka anhi ka, don't forget to bring your wife and kids... ^__^

Chicken soup, rice, humba with sweet sauce, chicken cordon bleu, buko pandan for dessert and a glass of water..

"An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don't." -- Anatole France --

Quote from: Pikoy on October 16, 2012, 01:13:58 PM

weeew kung mag ulan reklamo, kung mag init reklamo unsa may diay imong gusto Lolla??!!

laki.... hehehehehe... bitaw, kanang bugnaw nga init init...

weeww... ka init na lang sa panahon... ferti..

Quote from: Pikoy on October 15, 2012, 09:33:11 PM
panington jud ug suklan saunz..maujod pungot oi...

hahaha basin Pikoy na noon imong madamgohan lolla delikado...

aw kung ingon ani lang... no probs

Quote from: Pikoy on October 15, 2012, 09:28:48 PM
hehe keber oi...hagit sukmagay nagsalig sa lawas aii..hheheh

may nalang panington ko... bwahahahha... bitaw, makapungot gyud ning lalaking way respeto sa babae ba.. surot gyud akong dugo.. kana imong tigmo, basin sa sobra nakong hunahuna sa tubag, madamguhan nya na nako... hahahahah

for sure ang makatubag ni kay si his excellency the ambassador...

Quote from: Pikoy on October 15, 2012, 09:20:18 PM
hahaha cge Puhon nalang pud la lain mn guro ang imong gi huna2x karon selos pod tag gamay..wehehe..

ahahaha...atay na... gitagad baya tika ha...hhhhmmm.. keber oi... akong gihunahuna tong akong kalagot ganina sa taong way respeto.. nagkatawa na lang ko kay gihagit na lang nako ug sumbagay nuon... bwahahah hahay na lang..

pass Engineer.. kafuy sigeg hunahuna oi.. wala sa kondisyon akong mind karon... hehehe

Quote from: Pikoy on October 15, 2012, 09:02:52 PM
ah gikatulgan raman ko ni Lolla jud...

aw gimingaw dayon? bwahahahaha

Quote from: Pikoy on October 15, 2012, 08:51:50 PM
looya pud Lolla oi...lagi... pero pwed japon palaban ka..

hehehehe... gi career na gyud nako ug hunahuna aning tubag ba... bwahahahah...

Quote from: Pikoy on October 15, 2012, 08:45:29 PM
ah way surrenderay ba..

kafuy baya hunahuna Engr... wa baya ko palaban ug google aning imong tigmo tigmo dire...

Quote from: Pikoy on October 15, 2012, 08:42:17 PM
hehehe cge lang gud Lolla mawa ra lagi na ig ma premyohan ug isa ka sakong kiss...

aw surrender nako... bwahahahahahah

yati.... kafuya sigeg hunahuna Engr. oi, ma stress man sad akong buhok ani... hehehe

Quote from: Pikoy on October 15, 2012, 08:31:54 PM
bwahahah bisag ig tulo imuha gani saw on sa dila...yakkkkkkk..

halllerrr... may pa ka buot buot... distraction kaayo ka ba.. naghunahuna ko ug tubag anang imong tigmo diha..

Quote from: Pikoy on October 15, 2012, 08:26:49 PM
sweto gyud.. Korek ka jan tilap man imuha ana sa una Lolla nuh..ewwwww....

eksyus me, dili noh, pahid t-shirt ra bwahahahahah

Quote from: Pikoy on October 15, 2012, 08:25:45 PM
ok ang sunod napod Lolla.. Kini lang

Ulo ni Ibo adlaw gabie giligo. unsa man?

yati mani oi... pero wala ko nagpalaban ug google noh... muna muna gyud nako ning gihunahuna... dali lang...

sip-on akong nahunahunaan sa ikaduha... bwahahahhaah

Quote from: Pikoy on October 15, 2012, 08:21:24 PM
weeee..kay gi google man..heheh..

dina cute kay dugay nka tubag..tagaan lag masipang kiss..


unya ang ikaduha napod la ..

hermit crab ra man akong nahibaw-an... wa man ko kabalo sa bisaya ana..

UMANG!!!

Quote from: Pikoy on October 15, 2012, 08:16:03 PM
bisay a gud la..hehe

ha? kailangan diay bisaya ang tubag pod? yati na.. tym sa...