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Quote from: Pikoy on November 28, 2012, 01:16:27 PM
sure ka doc? 3-5 ok ra? ahhh...d mada oi!!

Naay mga manyakis nga ang sakto 3-5 a day...

Aw, kon ang bugaw maoy way klaro, naklarohan jud hinuon siyag dunggab...

Maypagkaliwat jud diay sa tag-iya kon maohon...

Quote from: bugsay on November 28, 2012, 08:42:24 AM
wa koy nakita nga disadvantage sa usa ka minyo...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 28, 2012, 12:20:13 PM
pag tsur bai oi.......daga pa siguro ka?

Gisud ra kas taro aning Bugsay, Bay Piks...

Quote from: bugsay on November 28, 2012, 08:42:24 AM
wa koy nakita nga disadvantage sa usa ka minyo...

Wa pud koy nakita nga disadvantage sa usa ka ulitawong guwang...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 27, 2012, 10:10:38 PM
advantage:---- Kung gusto ka mo 'ana' naara dayon

disadvantage:---bisag deli naka ganahan mo 'ana" naara japon

Di klarong disadvantage. Ang klarong disadvantage kon di na ka ganahan unya paganahan jud ka, unya kon di jud mogahi pasanginlan ka nga human na sa gawas...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 27, 2012, 06:31:25 PM
hahah asa nakaha to ron b c guro sa iyang negosyo aii..?

He he, malagmit nag-alaga sa iyang source of wealth...

Bwahaha!

Quote from: Pikoy on November 27, 2012, 06:26:15 PM
ug diha sija nakwartahan kay way undang baligya ug tik2x..

Mao bitaw nga anadir sikrit milyonir ni siya diris TB...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 27, 2012, 06:22:13 PM
mau wajud gamita ang kibot..sana na ron nagtingkagol.., delikadog siya mauy madunggaban noon sa iyang mga kauban unya..

Magamit na jud ang iyang kibot...

Born Loser

Quote from: Pikoy on November 27, 2012, 06:15:07 PM
ang ilang inisesyon ni kato_bol kay ang ang pagputoryamis..

Wa galing kapasar kay el niño misutoy man, mao nga hangtod karon sotpi pa...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 27, 2012, 06:12:55 PM
haha..maypay ang inunggab unta nija sa boring mauy gidunggab niya sa bugaw..basin sija pa unta 2y bayran..

Bwahaha! Kakwarta pa siya unya kahit paano, mahuwasan pud...

Coke and AK-47...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 27, 2012, 06:08:00 PM

naa diay nay initiation bai hubs? kung naa sayon raman siguro sama aning naay ipaputoriok si igsoon kumander Ka to_bol sayon rana para nila kay kung di aw sila pud ang putoriok dajon...

Si Ka Tobol maoy atong pasultihon kay pirsonal hikspiryings jud na niya...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 27, 2012, 01:44:36 PM
kinsa may d maglagot nga gapanikad na unta si ondoy nya wala makadunggab ug dayon lain noon ang gidunggab..hhaha d madaaa...dong!!

Dobleng sayop. Di mao ang gidunggab, di pud mao ang gigamit pagdunggab.

Quote from: llradzll on November 26, 2012, 01:19:40 PM
hahaha nganong 100 ra ang gi hatag. wa nuon tiwasa.

Yabag tawhana. Mohatag pa man ganig tip...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on November 25, 2012, 08:35:11 PM
Pay as you order diay unta to. Wala man pud diay maunhi bisan ug 50% nalang.

Money down na ni sila ron, kay naa may uban nga pak-en-ran...

Before Gwyneth Paltrow ever hit a red carpet, she worked as a restaurant waitress. With her nightly tips of $11, Paltrow’s frequent purchases included “cigarettes, coffee, and toilet paper,” she told UK newspaper “The Independent.”

Before Katy Perry became everyone’s favorite “California Girl,” she was singing gospel music in her parents’ church every Sunday.

Tom Cruise is Hollywood’s highest paid actor, but prior to “Taps” and “Risky Business” this leading man briefly attended a Franciscan seminary and aspired to become a Catholic priest.

These days, actress Demi Moore’s known as one of Hollywood’s hottest A-List celebs. But when she first moved to California it was her job as a debt collection agency that paid the bills.

James Franco’s known for his role in high profile flicks like the “Spider-Man” Trilogy and “127 Hours”, but long before the days of Academy Award nominations, he flipped burgers at an LA McDonald’s.

Quote from: Pikoy on November 27, 2012, 03:36:56 PM
looy pod maypag magrebeldi nalang sila..

Ang nakaporke kon manikas na pud sa initiation, nah, putoriok dajon...

Quote from: islander on November 27, 2012, 05:34:45 PM
my siblings say so.  my father said no.

Different answers, the same sense of pride...

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 27, 2012, 04:13:31 PM
Where you maldita/ maldito when you were young?



TUBAG!

Where? I remember when I was young, but I have forgotten where. 

With Jon Voight as her father, acting has always been a part of Angelina Jolie’s life. But, at 14, she briefly left the stage aspiring instead to be a funeral director.

George Clooney is the quintessential movie star, but during his high school days, baseball was on the brain. He tried out to play professionally with the Cincinnati Reds. Lucky for Hollywood, he wasn’t offered a contract.

Jennifer Aniston has gained worldwide recognition for her role as Rachel Green, but in the early ’90s, the “Friends” actress worked as a telemarketer, waitress and bike messenger.

Before his days as the host of “American Idol,” Ryan Seacrest interned with radio station. But, his first day on the Atlanta, GA airwaves only came about because the regular DJ called in sick.

“Days of Thunder” was Nicole Kidman’s American movie debut. But, before she played a young doctor in the racing flick, Kidman paid the bills as a massage therapist in Australia.

http://thechive.com/



Before starring in countless Hollywood hits, comedic actor Bill Murray used to sell chestnuts outside of a Chicago grocery store two years after graduating college.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on November 26, 2012, 06:08:59 AM
P01 pa gani mga mangtas na. Unsa na kaha ug Police Superintendent na.

Klarong daghang wa masakpi in the past...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on November 26, 2012, 06:07:16 AM
Chief Supt. Napoleon Estilles, PNP Regional Office 9 director, said the termination case stemmed from the issuance of Napolcom Resolution No. 2012-261 invalidating the results of the April 17, 2011 PNP entrance examination for 386 examinees due to statistical improbability of homogeneous patterns of wrong answers.

Hmm, "homogeneous patterns of wrong answers"? Bwahaha!

When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom. - Proverbs 11:2

tipus - sakit
tupis - bikini
tupsi - sak it, as in, "Tupsi ko, ding!"
ipsut - sibat
isput - wil-drist; isputing ba...
siput - tungha
pusit - nukos
pitsu - dughan
pusti - sense 1: haligi
           sense 2: rap it, as in, "Pusti kog balig piso..."
pisut - BolBuhol

Luoy lang si Botoy kay for every up there are nine downs...

Hmm, where is Claude now?

Yataps. Mas bale ang kuntis nga kaon og baksan unya ang premyo ok-ok...

Quote from: jorgeanna on November 26, 2012, 08:55:09 PM
A nun walks into a bus and sits behind the driver and says, "I have just one regret before I die,"

The bus driver asks "What might that be?", she says "I have never had sex, but I can't have sex with a married man or that would be a sin."

The bus driver says, "I'm not married"

The nun says, "I have to die a virgin so I will have to take it in my ass".

Being the only two in the bus they went to the back and took care of business.

When they were done the bus driver says to the nun, "I have a confesion to make, I am married."

The nun says "I also have a confesion to make, My name is Tom and im going to a costume party!"

Kini nga joke ang angay ni Engr. Pikoy kay married adult siya, unya tua pa jud sa Saudi...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 27, 2012, 09:26:32 AM
--When human is working at computer, jump up on desk, walk across keyboard, bat at mouse pointer on screen and then lie in human's lap across arms, hampering the typing in progress.

Pwede pud tabonan ang screen...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 27, 2012, 10:15:53 AM
natural born human-monkey? heheheh

Natural born, yes. Ang nakaparat kon samtan sa monkey business...

Quote from: islander on November 27, 2012, 10:13:36 AM
He was pictured in 2009 joking with local children during a patrol in Helmand Province, Afghanistan. His mission was to interact with the local population in order to understand their concerns and identify possible reconstruction and development projects.

How ironic, the way things turned out for him...

Quote from: islander on November 27, 2012, 09:55:41 AM
aw, kuntento ra diay siya sa iyang duay.

Quote from: islander on November 27, 2012, 09:56:06 AM
haraw apil hibus simbako.

Gipamulong mo pa...

He he, naa bayay wa magkinahanglan og maskara...

Quote from: islander on November 27, 2012, 09:59:41 AM
hinaot di makahunahuna si fr chic ani.  pleeease...

Bwahaha! Kinsa pud kaha ang iyang makuhang alalay nga palautot...

Gotcha!

In this April 26, 2012 photo, Maria Susana Flores Gamez poses for a photo for a story about upcoming representation of Mexico at a beauty pageant in China, in Culiacan, Mexico. Flores, who was voted the 2012 Woman of Sinaloa in a beauty pageant in February, was killed in northern Mexico on Nov. 24, 2012 during a running gun battle between soldiers and the gang of drug traffickers she was traveling with. (AP Photo/El Debate, Gladys Serrano)-- http://www.patriotledger.com/

Associated Press
Posted Nov 26, 2012 @ 05:46 PM
Last update Nov 26, 2012 @ 06:18 PM


CULIACAN, MEXICO â€" Officials say a 20-year-old state beauty queen has been killed in northern Mexico during a running gun battle between soldiers and the gang of drug traffickers she was traveling with.

The prosecutor of the drug-plagued state of Sinaloa says the body of Maria Susana Flores Gamez has been turned over to relatives for burial.

Prosecutor Marco Antonio Higuera said Monday that Flores Gamez was traveling in one of the vehicles that engaged soldiers in an hours-long chase and shootout on Saturday.

Her body was found lying next to an assault rifle.

She was voted the 2012 Woman of Sinaloa in a beauty pageant in February.

In 2008, another Mexican beauty queen was detained on suspicion of drug and weapons violations but was later released.

Quote from: islander on November 27, 2012, 09:45:55 AM
beer lang para ninyong duha, hubs ug chongks.  palawayon nato si bugsay.

Di to maglaway kay grabe pa ang hangover...

Quote from: fdaray on November 27, 2012, 09:39:40 AM
Wa pa hinoon. Tinuod na, normal lang sa tawo nga mag masturbate. Ang unggoy, ang minyo mag masturbate man gani

Mao ba? Hasta unggoy?

Quote from: Pikoy on November 26, 2012, 06:06:55 PM
pagkahilig ug pagilok sa akong lolla oi!!

Quote from: Votives on November 26, 2012, 06:10:05 PM
sweet kaau imong lolla bai piks... dili na jud ka kabiya anah..

He he, nagawngan na jud ang pikoy? As in hiniktan?

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 27, 2012, 09:26:32 AM
ONE LAST THOUGHT: Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, turn around, and present your butt to them. Humans love this, so do it often.

Closer, closer!

Quote from: Pikoy on November 26, 2012, 04:06:58 PM

tira na si bai hubs way limit bastag manimaho pang tawo..mobirada gyud!

Maayo ning di ta pilian aron panagsa ra mabakante...

Quote from: Votives on November 26, 2012, 05:28:08 PM
ug mag mas_____te ang mga pari kinsa pud kaha ilang imaginon? si lolla, si pikoy or si hubs?

Bwahaha! Di kaha ikaw, Bay Vots, kadtong picture nimo nga gatalikod ka...

Blowout. Paliti kog babolgam...

Malingaw ang married adults ani...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 26, 2012, 03:26:08 PM

Good news para sa my hayblad. Wa nay dakong gasto, pag-hire lang og palautot nga perming ikuyogkuyog. Ang ipakaon permi kay kamote ug imbaw...

By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff | Healthy Living â€" 5 hours ago



The Clark brothers (courtesy of Channel4)


By the looks of their home, Tony and Christine Clark are raising two rambunctious 7-year-old boys. Model train tracks and Monopoly pieces are scattered on tables and cartoons flicker on the TV set.

But the Clarks' two sons are grown men who share only the same interests and emotional fluctuations of little boys. Like the character portrayed by Brad Pitt in the 2008 film "The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons," Matthew, 39, and Michael, 42, are aging backwards.

Diagnosed with a terminal form of leukodystrophy, one of a group of extremely rare genetic disorders that attack the Myelin, or white matter, in the nervous system, spinal cord, and brain. In the Clarks' case, the condition has not only eroded their physical capacities, but their emotional and mental states as well.

Only six years ago, both brothers were holding down jobs and growing their families. Today, they spend their days in the care of their parents, both in their sixties, playing with Mr. Potato Head, fighting over Monopoly, and in rare lucid moments, struggling to understand why their lives have changed so dramatically.

Quote from: islander on November 26, 2012, 11:23:35 AM
wow.  maayo diay kaayo nga copy tong inyo.

Dako og gikatabang ang maong icon nga mamahimong buotan si Botoy...

Quote from: islander on November 25, 2012, 08:10:34 PM
how sinister-looking.  guilty or not, mas gwapo pa tan-awon ang backhoe.

You should perhaps see his backside...

There will be welcome rites at the port which will be followed by a motorcade passing Cebu City Hall to D. Jakosalem St. straight to the San Pedro Calungsod Shrine at the Archbishops’ Palace.

At 2 p.m. there will be welcome rites at the shrine and the pilgrim image will then be transferred to the Shrine of Our Lady of Guadalupe for the first triduum mass at 6 p.m., which will be celebrated by Bishop Emilio Bataclan, the parish priest of Danao City.

In the second day, from Guadalupe it will pass through V. Rama Ave. Natalio Bacalso Ave., Osmeña Blvd., D. Jakosalem St., P. Gomez St. and then to the Cebu Metropolitan Cathedral for the second triduum Mass at 6 p.m., which will be celebrated by Bishop Julito Cortes, the parish priest of Sto. Rosario.

On the third day, from the Cebu Metropolitan Cathedral, the motorcade will pass through N. Bacalso Ave., Mambaling going to the San Pedro Church in SRP at 3 p.m.

Following the Mass which will be celebrated by Cebu Archbishop Jose Palma, the San Pedro Church will be consecrated.

From SRP, the motorcade will pass through Ouano Ave., Tribunal (Mandaue City Sports Complex area) going to St. Joseph’s Shrine for the last triduum Mass at 8 p.m., which will be celebrated by Bishop Antonio Rañola.

There will be a farewell Mass at the St. Joseph’s Shrine on Nov. 30, 7:30 am, to be celebrated by Msgr. Adelito Abella.

The foot procession will start at 1 p.m. while the fluvial procession will start at 2 pm.

The National Thanksgiving Mass will start at 5 p.m. and it will be celebrated by Cebu Archbishop Emeritus Ricardo Cardinal Vidal.

Mejia encouraged everybody to pray for a good weather and to pray for a solemn, orderly and safe holding of these activities.  â€" Niña G. Sumacot, Ria Mae Y. Booc, Marigold P. Lebumfacil and Ric Obedencio/BRP (FREEMAN)

The Freeman | Updated November 26, 2012 - 12:00am


CEBU, Philippines - Hundreds of Boholano faithful greeted the pilgrim image of San Pedro Calungsod upon its arrival in Bohol yesterday via chopper at Pres. Carlos P. Garcia sports complex.

Parish priest Rev. Fr. Jeffrey Malanog led in welcoming the image with top guns of the provincial and city government led by Governor Edgar Chatto and city councilors Edi Boarja and Anne Mariquit Oppus, students and the religious groups.

Devotees lined up in the main street to welcome the image as it passed through CPG St., en route to St. Joseph Cathedral, where Bishop Leonardo Medroso waited.

A Mass was celebrated in honor of the new saint at past 11 a.m., after which hundreds of the faithful queued for more than three hours just to touch and see the image.

The image will be brought up to at 7:30 a.m. today to the town of Jagna, before heading to Talibon town, the center of the Talibon diocese, where Bishop Vincent Noel will lead in welcoming the saint at 2 p.m.

Tomorrow, the image will be brought to Getafe then on board a fastcraft that will take it back to Cebu City.

Sureness ko nga kini ang cloud formation nga piborit ni Islander...

Quote from: islander on November 25, 2012, 08:12:58 PM
no prob.  granada lang?  akong saw-on ug ihungit.

He he, ihungit ni banana republic?

Quote from: islander on November 25, 2012, 08:32:10 PM
basta bahin na gani ug boring bugaw, sure gyod ko nga present ning duha ka senyor.  hinoon, nagpanghipi pod si chongks.

Dayon naay manghilabot...

Itaod na!

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 26, 2012, 10:46:57 AM
hahaha expert on story telling hehehe

As in plain borit?

Quote from: Chongki on November 26, 2012, 10:47:12 AM
bwahahaha .... bahong humot

Daghan baya pud ang makaangay og medyo baho2x na...

Sampol ni nga gif image para sa klase on short story writing. Write your own story, pupil...

Naa mi ani nga image sa gamay pa ko, if I recall correctly it was similar size sa original nga 17" × 21" inches.

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 26, 2012, 10:35:58 AM
let's leave it to Engr. Pikoy as he's expert on that hahahahahah

Hmm, expert isip saging?

Ha ha, ay gat it! Mao diayng ga hubog2x na lang...

Quote from: Votives on November 26, 2012, 10:36:10 AM
ahhh madala opa gihapon bisag 90+ na??? nangapikot naman cguro na oi...

Aw, ang baje diay imong buot ipasabot? Hmm, di man ang edad maoy agdon, ang baho man...

Narrative kuno, Ms. Lolla bi, frame by frame...

Quote from: Votives on November 26, 2012, 08:58:51 AM
murag 50 gyud limit nimu bai hubs dah...

He he, daghang balita nga 90+ na makapaanak pa...

Kaluoy tawon. Wa moobra ang pagka Marine...

Kanay healthy. Klarong limpyo ang pandesal...

Quote from: islander on November 24, 2012, 04:51:49 PM
haw-haw man diay?  di simpol por me e.  (di nako kayang itsahan ug granada. )

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 25, 2012, 06:54:52 PM
kantahi pod unya full volume... siyaok to your hearts out hahahahah

Yataps. Kon otrong yabag maoy maitsahan og granada...

Quote from: islander on November 24, 2012, 02:18:09 PM
wa ba kay tips dinha unsaon pagpaundang ug silingan nga mag-videoke ug kusog kaayo, maklaro hinoon ug samot ang ilang kayabag?

Daghang jamo nig solusyon. Ang pangutana, pila pa ka problema nga mosunod ang kaya nimo. Pwede pud impas dayon...

What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured. --Kurt Vonnegut

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on November 25, 2012, 06:13:50 PM
The murder of Tiptip Barangay Captain Marcelo “Amar” Epe could be linked to his refusal to cooperate in solving the financial woes bedevilling his estranged wife in relation to the human trafficking case she is facing.

How sad, or even ironic. For "his refusal to cooperate in solving the financial woes bedevilling his estranged wife in relation to the human trafficking case she is facing", he himself could have become a victim of human trafficking--to the next life, that is...