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Quote from: bugsay on November 30, 2012, 09:05:36 AM

ayyy...istik to wan lang gud...

Ay no. Istik to wan piro istik it in to mini adirs...

Quote from: Chongki on November 30, 2012, 08:59:50 AM
yes yes yes

Kanay model citizen. Honest...

Cat Lady rules!

Original published in 1822

Instead of defining four kinds of love, one might well admit eight or ten distinctions. There are perhaps as many different ways of feeling as there are of seeing, but differences of terminology do not affect the arguments which follow. Every variety of love mentioned henceforth is born, lives, dies, or attains immortality in accordance with the same laws.

Although physical pleasure, being natural, is known to all, it is only of secondary importance to sensitive, passionate people. If such people are derided in drawing rooms or made unhappy by the intrigues of the worldly, they possess in compensation a knowledge of pleasures utterly inaccessible to those moved only by vanity or money.

Some virtuous and sensitive women are almost unaware of the idea of physical pleasure; they have so rarely, if I may hazard an expression, exposed themselves to it, and in fact the raptures of passionate love have practically effaced the memory of bodily delights.

There are some men who are the victims and instruments of a hellish pride, a pride like that of Alfieri. These men, who are cruel perhaps because like Nero they are always afraid, judge everyone after their own pattern, and can achieve physical pleasure only when they indulge their pride by practicing cruelties upon the companion of their pleasures. … Only in this way can they find a sense of security.

The happiest version of this insipid relationship is where physical pleasure grows with habit. Then memories produce a semblance of love; there is the pricking at your pride and the sadness in satisfaction; the atmosphere of romantic fiction catches you by the throat, and you believe yourself lovesick and melancholy, for vanity will always pretend to be grand passion. One thing is certain though: whichever kind of love produces the pleasures, they only become vivid, and their recollection compelling, from the moment of inspiration. In love, unlike most other passions, the recollection of what you have had and lost is always better than what you can hope for in the future.

Occasionally in vanity-love, habit, or despair of finding something better, results in a friendship of the least attractive sort, which will even boast of its stability, and so on.

4. Vanity-Love. The great majority of men, especially in France, both desire and possess a fashionable woman, much in the way one might own a fine horse â€" as a luxury befitting a young man. Vanity, a little flattered and a little piqued, leads to enthusiasm. Sometimes there is physical love, but not always; often even physical pleasure is lacking. ‘A duchess is never more than thirty in the eyes of a bourgeois,’ said the Duchesse de Chaulnes, and the courtiers of that just king Louis of Holland cheerfully recall even now a pretty woman from The Hague who was quite unable to resist the charms of anyone who happened to be a duke or a prince. But true to hierarchical principles, as soon as a prince came to court she would send her duke packing. She was rather like an emblem of seniority in the diplomatic corps!

3. Physical Love. You are hunting; you come across a handsome young peasant girl who takes to her heels through the woods. Everyone knows the love that springs from this kind of pleasure, and however desiccated and miserable you may be, this is where your Love-life begins at sixteen.

2. Mannered Love, which flourished in Paris about 1760, and which is to be found in the memoirs and novels of the period; for example those of Crébillon, Lauzun, Duclos, Marmontel, Chamfort, and Mme d’Epinay…

A stylized painting, this, where the rosy hues extend into the shadows, where there is no place for anything at all unpleasant â€" for that would be a breach of etiquette, of good taste, of delicacy, and so forth. A man of breeding will know in advance all the rituals he must meet and observe in the various stages of this kind of love, which often achieves greater refinement than real love, since there is nothing passionate or unpredictable about it, and it is always witty. It is a cold, pretty miniature as against an oil painting by one of the Carrachi; and while passionate love carries us away against our real interests, mannered love as invariably respects those interests. Admittedly, if you take away vanity, there is very little left of mannered love, and the poor weakened invalid can hardly drag itself along.

The four kinds of love according to Stendhal


1. Passionate Love. This was the love of the Portuguese nun, that of Heloïce for Abelard, of the captain of Vésel, and of the gendarme of Cento.

Quote from: islander on November 30, 2012, 09:48:24 AM
i'm not impressed (ala miriam santiago with jlo).  gadala gihapon ug mobile phone, a big turn-off for me.  she's there, but her attention isn't.  so that smile is for her textmate.  the camera that took the picture is only incidental.

Haw sinikal...

Quote from: bugsay on November 30, 2012, 09:04:47 AM
tam-is kaayo'g pahiyum, mura'g binitsinan...

Mora diayg Tsaynis pod?

Quote from: bugsay on November 30, 2012, 09:06:46 AM
pik...

Pik ang unsa? Hmm, pikoyan diay?

Quote from: islander on November 30, 2012, 01:34:36 PM
oh, yeah.  hitsurag pizut.

Hmm, pizut kag maaldito gid haw? Isa gid lang man hang manungtukma niana nga diskripsyon dinhi sang TB ya...

The horse is a magnificent creature

Maldito jud hinuon tan-awon iceberga...

Sausages are best served with a smile

Quote from: islander on November 30, 2012, 10:24:32 AM
kontento ra diay ka sa pamoso.

Hmm, sobra ra pud kamubo nang ambisyona...

Quote from: bugsay on November 30, 2012, 11:16:05 AM
lips ang nindot....kumon kaayo ang ijang mata....lupig na's akoa..

Bwahaha! Lulot jamog tinan-awan, pero andesaydid lang kon Indoy o Onday ba...

Quote from: islander on November 30, 2012, 11:14:41 AM
asows.  she's nothing compared to the real me.  naa pay kamunggay nga nipilit sa akong ngipon, morag emerald isles.

Maayo gani kay naa pay ngipon nga kapitlan...

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 30, 2012, 04:59:33 AM
bag o lang gid nakakaong sang krispi pata ni madam isles mao gid na isog tanawa hang ijang simod, gamantika gid haw.

Indi gid nagaluto nang krispi pata si Aylangdir, loyal gid siya sang pinakalami nga ginamos nga taga sang Balingsya. Bason ginisa nga ginamos gid haw...

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 30, 2012, 12:59:48 AM


The beautiful almond eyes of the Filipina.

Mora lagig nakautot iyang expression...

Quote from: bugsay on November 30, 2012, 12:34:29 PM
basin..naglata ug pikoy...aka sop namber payb..

Agoi, sop nambir payb unya duryan dayon...

Hapi birtdi, Ms. Lolla!

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 30, 2012, 12:13:15 AM
Indaysaydid

or

Indaysadiay

Indaywaypuday...

Ang pangutana nga gihuwat nilang Bugsay, Chongki, Tigbao, BolBuhol, Vhinz, Pikoy, Votives, et al. mao kini:

Gusto ka bang motilaw og dili Pinay?


   

Iparetoke na lang pud ang bata inigkadako na...

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 29, 2012, 07:24:55 PM
zara tshirt

...unja wa jamoy ipok...

Quote from: Chongki on November 29, 2012, 10:34:28 PM
lihay gensan

Pagpinakyaw...

Quote from: islander on November 29, 2012, 03:18:22 PM
aguy, mobunok na ba sad kaha sa manila. 

Kon akoy taga Manila malipay ko kay makapalutaw na pood og pipar boot...

Quote from: taga tigbao on November 29, 2012, 01:11:41 PM
Maajo ganing ni Bay aron makaandam. Hehehehe. Dili pareha sauna nga daghang mapuo sa dagat kay wa kahibawong naa diay bagjo.

Usahay masobraag pangandam, di na hinuon makapanginabuhi...

Quote from: Votives on November 29, 2012, 12:49:04 PM
kulbaan man sad ta ani oi...

Hadlokan kag kilat ug dugdog, Bay Vots?

Quote from: islander on November 29, 2012, 05:54:40 PM
morag naghibus ning duha tungod sa mando sa kinaiyahan da.

Apil2x na pud bisag wa kasabot, ay...

Quote from: islander on November 28, 2012, 04:49:15 PM
mga dagkog ulo?  aw, maayo man ug di ta makasabot ana...

Oi, di kay ulo ray dako...

Quote from: jorgeanna on November 30, 2012, 06:42:48 AM
love chooses no race

Sakto. In fact, love looks beyond race, even beyond mankind. Sama ani:

Quote from: islander on November 29, 2012, 05:10:30 PM
gimingaw na mo ni ma'am, kadtong inyong amo sa una?

He he, gimingaw ko sa among pribilids as mimbir ob da impayr. Ambot unsa kaha puy gikamingawan ni Bugsay...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 29, 2012, 05:08:07 PM
Hmm, as in habal2x drayber nga nangambisyon makaasawa og maestra?

Quote from: islander on November 29, 2012, 05:11:30 PM
samting layk dat...

Ako kay mubo ra mag ambisyon, kontento na nga makasilingan og maestra...

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 29, 2012, 05:20:52 PM
sang gabii motoyod mogimao dao ood nakita sang balayang may ara root ano gid man

Hmm, tobol?

Quote from: islander on November 29, 2012, 05:13:48 PM
wa man nay kalainan sa iro nga posted dinhi months ago nga gihimong hantatawo.  obvious nga photoshopped.

Di, oi! Dachshund man ning iyang proportions...

Sayang nga di ka kakita. Taas iyang lawas pero mubo siyag tindog...

Quote from: islander on November 29, 2012, 04:53:44 PM
another reason: wa koy nahuman, kinsa man tawong pinoya ang molingi nako nga gusto man pod ug pinoy nga maminyo sa makaasenso pod nila?

Hmm, as in habal2x drayber nga nangambisyon makaasawa og maestra?

Quote from: islander on November 29, 2012, 04:49:36 PM
bitaw.  ang iksposyor sa uban kay ilang silingan nga medyo naharuhay sa ilang tinan-awan tungod kay naminyo ug foreigner.  if it can happen to her friend, why not to her?  that's one reason.  ibog-ibog, sina-sina.

Kana pa ba guy dilion kon sa maong paagi mamahimong bugnaw ang kaugmaon. Pangutan-a si Bugsay, ay...

Depengde lang gid sang iksposyor...

Quote from: bugsay on November 29, 2012, 12:30:38 PM
sulondong ulipon ra tawon ko sa tawhanong panginahanglan...

Maalamon ka, higala. Dili makatarunganon nga sungangahon ang mando sa kinaiyahan...

Quote from: bugsay on November 29, 2012, 11:06:11 AM
andesaydid...

Hmm, tekret diay?

Quote from: Chongki on November 29, 2012, 03:00:49 PM
no .... but willing .... try lang ba

Bitaw. Basta wa lay bihagay...

Wa dihay mixed-species?

Quote from: taga tigbao on November 29, 2012, 02:58:12 PM
Gabii sa dihang nag check ko ug papel sa ahong mga studiyante si Kyle (anak ni Catarina - second generation) nag atribido:



How can you resist such look? Mura ra ug si Puss n Boots!

He he, espada na lay kuwang...

He he, maskulado jamo, an!

Quote from: islander on November 29, 2012, 02:51:10 PM
one dollar only?  100 dollars man tong prize sa nagpa-contest...

Maayo na lang ang one dollar kaysa nahimong bato...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 29, 2012, 08:47:17 AM
tawag ana Indoy? or Onday? heheheh

He he, mangutana tang Bugsay unsay iyang preference...

Quote from: bugsay on November 28, 2012, 06:32:40 PM
ay sikandamosyon...

Salamat, Master...

Tobol: Bay, imo man daw gitug-anan ang akong uyab nga pisot ko?

Pikoy: Wa bay oi, ako ra siyang giingnan nga hapit na ka tulion.

Tobol: Aw lagi, abi nakog nitug-an ka.

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 28, 2012, 09:35:45 PM
kami ra hang trik

Ayhan potosyap bitaw gid haw.

Iyang kaugalingon na lang unta iyang gidabdaban...

Quote from: islander on November 28, 2012, 10:15:58 PM
“I’m strictly a high brow girl. I like classical music opera and ballet particularly abroad. I went for exposure, total immersion. I was shocked beyond belief at the attack, assault on my ears,” she said.

Cool. OK ra kon siyay magyawit. Kahinumdom man lang ta ani...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 29, 2012, 09:23:53 AM
fact: insured naning butt ni JLo for $27M

Shock and awe! Mao ba? Unsa man jud diay kalami anang lubota...

Ang kwarta ipalit og gold coffin studded with precious stones...

He he, maayo pud pagkapili ni nga picture ni Miryam...

Quote from: Votives on November 29, 2012, 09:13:03 AM
Pulong said he would pray that the burglars will realize their mistake and return the jewelry.

Maampoan pa ba kaha tawon tong mga tawhana...

Agoi, naunsa na man ni ron...

Quote from: roots on November 28, 2012, 05:03:45 PM
salamat piks!

ikaw siguro tong bida sa istorya na pikoy nga gi-alagaan ug pari no? hehehe

Hmm, daghan baya ang mga estorya bahin sa pikoy nga alaga sa pari. This is one of them...


Usa ka adlaw dihay tulo ka Madre miagi sa kombento unya mikalit lang og syagit ang pikoy sa pari...

Pikoy: Black, Blue, White!

Nahibung ang tulo ka Madre kay nakatag-an si Pikoy unsa ang kolor sa ilang mga panty...

Pagkasunod adlaw, miagi na pud ang mga Madre sa kombento...

Pikoy: Yellow, Red, Green!

Nakurat ang mga Madre kay nakatag-an gihapon si Pikoy sa kolor sa ilang mga panty. Mao nga nagplano sila nga pagkasunod adlaw dili sila mag-panty...

Paglabay nila sa kombento mikalit ug syagit si Pikoy...

KULOT, UBANON, OPAW!!!

Quote from: bugsay on November 28, 2012, 11:39:14 PM
wilkam sa payag!!8)

baje diay ka roots?

Quote from: roots on November 29, 2012, 08:27:31 AM
------->ondoy ko.....

Oops, sori, Doy. Kini man gud si Bugsay, pa Ondoy2x, Inday diay...

di jud matag-an unsay moguwa sa baba aning halangdong senador...

Kaluoy ni Inday nga gibiyaan sa lampingasang Bugsay. Mag kanta2x na lang...

Si Islander ray makakita? Hmm, iyaha man gud ning teritoryo...

Some sports are intended to be lonely, and drinking tea happens to be one of them.
http://www.impactlab.net/

Bwahaha! Hala, tira, Day Roots! Birahi ang salbahis nga pikoy!

Quote from: Votives on November 26, 2012, 05:04:06 PM
para maibot og dali, hapakon ra na og abo...

Hala, mao ra diay ni ang sumpa, Bay Vots?

Proud parents

Quote from: islander on November 28, 2012, 04:39:37 PM
oops, not so fast.  naay mga bangag ang ilong ug dunggan...

Oops, not so fast. Wa pa diri si Bay Boltobs...

Quote from: islander on November 28, 2012, 04:46:58 PM
di pa gyod makadisgrasya ug dunggab ug bugaw.

Lajo ra jamo sa tinaig manok kana nga panghitabo, oi...

Welcome, Inday Roots. Bisibisan ka namog katawa, agik-gik, bahakhak ug talidhay. By the way, unsa man kang klase nga tanom?

Appreciating lesser mortals

Menos pud sa gasto. Internet connection ra...

Hay man ning mga iringa...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 28, 2012, 04:17:34 PM
boring nga virgin...hahah..

Hmm, pikas bangag ang gigamit?

Quote from: Pikoy on November 28, 2012, 04:16:01 PM

don't sigurays da man ander da manga tree..

Haw abawt da mangki?

Quote from: islander on November 28, 2012, 04:12:29 PM
harumph.  kakuyaw.  unsa man diay ang naa sa tb nga makapakalma ug manyakis?  watsaryu tokin abawt?

Ayg apil2x sa estorya sa mga dagko, oi...

Lamorok beauty. Angay ni siya magpabungot...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 28, 2012, 03:59:10 PM
aw basig napul an na syag linoag sigun sang iyang hiksperying..

Aw, di man kuno dis-adbantids para niya...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 28, 2012, 03:43:23 PM
kahibawo lagi ka bai hubs usa na guro ka?

Bwahaha! Nakatabang ang TB, menos na kaayo ron...

Quote from: islander on November 28, 2012, 03:54:55 PM
gapasabot lang ning tanan, gapasabot lang mong tanan, nga ang bugaw, boring, ug customer puro wa makapasar ug basic math.

Kinsa ang boring diri? Ay kog ingna nga ang daga pa...

The accompanying 55-page slideshow includes images of Kim in varying degrees of sexinessâ€"riding a horse, posing with military leaders, aiming a rifle, riding a horse and, uh, riding a horse.

Of course, this isn't the first time the Onion's sarcasm has been lost in translation.

In 2002, the Beijing Evening News picked up an Onion story asserting the U.S. Congress would leave Washington "unless a new Capitol is built."

In September 2011, Capitol Police in Washington were forced to investigate after the Onion's Twitter feed teased a satirical articleâ€""Congress Takes Group of Schoolchildren Hostage"â€"with a series of tweets proclaiming breaking news of a hostage situation inside the Capitol building.

A month later, the Onion caused real confusion when it published a satirical storyâ€""Study Finds Every Style of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable Adults"â€"that cited the California Parenting Institute in its findings.

The real institute was soon deluged with emails and phone calls from concerned residents.

And in September, Iranian news agency Fars plagiarized an Onion story that claimed an "overwhelming majority of rural white Americans" would prefer Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over President Barack Obama.

"With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman's dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper's editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile," it said.

"He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time," said Marissa Blake-Zweiber, editor of the Onion Style and Entertainment.

In a hilarious if increasingly common example of a real newspaper taking a satirical newspaper seriously, the People's Dailyâ€"the website for the Communist Party of China's newspaperâ€"published a story on Tuesday congratulating North Korean leader Kim Jong Un on being named 2012's "Sexiest Man Alive" by the Onion.

"U.S. website The Onion has named North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong Un as the 'Sexiest Man Alive' for the year 2012," the story announces before quoting the Onion's sarcastic write-up:

Chinese paper congratulates Kim Jong Un on being named ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ by the Onion
By Dylan Stableford, Yahoo! News | The Lookout â€" 16 hrs ago



Kim Jong Un (KNS/Getty Images)

Quote from: islander on November 28, 2012, 03:51:26 PM
usa ka tarong ginamos de valencia.

Sakto, usa ka tarong ginamos de valencia de tayaon de tetanus...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 28, 2012, 03:45:50 PM
diko paigo man bai, baril nalang..

Hmm, maldito jud diay si Bugsay. Gusto ka niyang ipahuot...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 28, 2012, 03:41:04 PM
basin naka down na syag 150 sa bugaw nya 250 ang sabot so 100 nalang sa baye..kay di man mo sugot ang baye aw human noon si bugaw..

Hmm, sakto jamo kag kwentada, Bay Piks. Boys ob hikspiryings?