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ig ampo sa uwang. takla. daghang baligya sa calape.

basta politika nay molihok lisod sagpangon. kana lang paghimong usa ka district sa lapu-lapu city matud pa nga approve na sa senate sa 2nd hearing palang. buak ang 6th district sa cebu kung mao na. mao ra unyay distrito nga ang usa ka sakop naalihan ug laing congressional district. naglibog kung nerissa soon-ruiz nganong iya na gipanday nga balaud. tungod ba kay last term na siya unya ang iyang sunod nga ambisyon ang mahimong mayor sa mandaue city? mao ra na hitaboa sa CVSCAFT. bisan dili pa jud makabarug isip distrito ang lapu-lapu nalusot jud. mao pay pagkahimong highly urbanized city gani. nya naa pay dalan pwerteng gagmaya unya gubaon pa jud. walay igong drainage system. ambot lang jud. dli masabtan. unya botar pa mo anang klaseha sa mga politiko?

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on October 07, 2009, 07:25:13 PM
Kaliwat jud diay mo anang hawud manayaw BNC. Ikaw ba toy paryente sa mga Corbeta/Corbita? Currently one of the leading choreographers in Bohol is surnamed Corbeta, a resident of Tubigon.

mao jud siguro na kaliwat sa mga corbeta, pwerte ka hinayaw. kang pag graduate nako sa highschool ako naman sad manghod ang nipuli sa akong trono. ug mas grabe to iyang kasinatian kay dili lang modern ug folk dance ang tirada. apil pa ang ballroom. pirmi gud to iapil sa contest.

pamahaw: utang monggos
paniudto: buttered chicken
paniapon: adobong tangkong ug pechay

best movie ever for me is the tin man. i can really relate this story to what we are facing today. oppression, ridicule and taking advantage over the weak.

Quote from: slackware on October 07, 2009, 03:06:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moReN9l2ap0&feature=related

I really loved this scene, Capoeira vs Muay Thai. Tony Jaa having a hard time fighting Lateef Crowder, a Capoeira fighter in Ong Bak 2.

dili ni siya scene sa ong bak 2 kun dili sa tom-yum-goong also titled as warrior king in the UK, the protector in the US, as thai dragon in Spain and as revenge of the warrior in Germany. in ong bak 2, his fiercest and toughest bout/fight was against the crow ghost potrayed by dan chupong. he is set appear again with tony jaa in the sequel, ong bak 3 where they will continue what they didn't finish in ong bak 2.

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 07, 2009, 11:36:07 AM

gukdon man jud ka sa utang diri. ika guol jud ang utang diri. i dont know unsay silot kay wa man ko kasuway ug pangutang.

maayo diay diha sa US kay gukdon ang nangutang sa giutangan aron pabayron ug kundili kabayad, priso. diri pinas gukdon lagi tuod pero nagdala man ug sundang ang naggukod or di gani kutsilyo ug pusil kay patyon nalang kay aron kabayad. di man gud mapriso sa utang ang mga pinoy.

it's really hard to tell but if the weight of the counterfeit and genuine coins are given. take 1 coin from one of the bags an weigh it and see what's the weight. if the weight matches one of the coins then it's easier for you to identify which is genuine and which is counterfeit. it will take 1-3 weighing.

im facing the same dilemma karon. do i have to buy a new set of wheel rims and tires while my car is not in good condition or just use the old set tires for the meantime and have the car checked by a mechanic and have it properly conditioned? there is good offer from a dealer friend wherein he's offering me a brand new set of wheel rims and tires plus accessories (4 tires, 4 mug wheel rims, 16 stud bolts and nuts) for 10k although it's made from china but the design and quality is good which made the offer so enticing and hard to refuse. and then lately our sala set got wasted by the kids as they vandalized it when they got hold of a pen. so there is a need to replaced it also. and then my sons birthday is fast approaching too and the spare 10k that i have with me which is enough for the tires and rims could be a fitting value for his birthday. i've been thinking about whether to buy the tires, fix the car, fix the sala set or spend the money for my sons  birthday. me and my wife eventually decided to fix the sala set first then set aside the remaining money for our sons birthday and will settle with the others later.

dako na siguro kaayo ug utang ang pinas as ADB maong nauwaw na siya isip usa pud ka pilipino. sakto ra pud na iyang gibuhat.

nakabantay sad bitaw ko nako murag medyo materialistic ra ko. sometimes maghunahuna ko nga palit ko ana nya palit ko ato. pero wala ko maghuna huna nga naa pa diay daghang priorities other than that. maong medyo naghinahinay nako karon ug gasto.

i danced kuradang way back in high school. i was once a member of our school's dance troup in high school. i think i was able to dance all the know folk dances and spanish dances at the same modern dances too.

wala na jud ta mahimo kung magsige ta ug botar ug mga tawong ang hunahuna ra pud kay puro pangurakot.

mura man ug bitin nga napitlok.

yes, it's true. i didn't like the setting and the story is not realistic.

wala silay kaon maong nagtigmo tigmo nalang aron makalimot sa kagutom.

not a predicament. if that's the case maayo diay kung mag tourist lang ka una kay at least enjoy ka pa.

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on October 06, 2009, 07:35:33 PM
So, siya diay ang nag sponsor sa bill converting CVSCAFT into a state university. Unta na estudyohan pag-ayo ang estado sa maong tunghaan aron masayran kon andam ba gayud kining himoon nga usa na ka universidad.

Kon imong basahon pag-ayo, wala pay bisan usa sa iyang giduso nga bill nga nahimong balaod (Republic Act).

sila 3 ni eddie chatto ug ondoy cajes.

nakat-on ko sa pagpasensiya ug pagpaubos.

pamahaw: sinugbang tulingang lab-as ug kinilaw nga lato
paniudto: piniritong anduhaw
panihapon: monggos nga gigisa sa ahos ug bombay gisagolan ug gikunis kunis nga piniritong isda unya gisabwan dayon pagkahuman gisagolan ug kalbasa, tangkong, agbati ug kamunggay. side dish is kinilaw nga pipino.

Jala, Adam Relson L.
Representative - 14th Congress
Bohol, 3rd District
LAKAS-CMD
Term: 1
Age: 30
Date of Birth: 17 June 1979
Other Profession: Lawyer

Rm. N-310, House of Representatives, Quezon City
Phone: 931-5001 local 7349, 9315426
Chief of Staff: Remedios L. Jala

Chairpersons of House Committees

House Rule II: House Membership
Committees
GOVERNMENT ENTERPRISES AND PRIVATIZATION
Vice Chairman

YOUTH AND SPORTS DEVELOPMENT
Vice Chairman

ACCOUNTS
Member for the Majority

AGRICULTURE & FOOD
Member for the Majority

CIVIL SERVICE AND PROFESSIONAL REGULATION
Member for the Majority

DANGEROUS DRUGS
Member for the Majority

HIGHER AND TECHNICAL EDUCATION
Member for the Majority

REVISION OF LAWS
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RULES
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TOURISM
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WAYS AND MEANS
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House Bills Sponsored/Authored
HB01049
AN ACT PROVIDING FOR THE CONVERSION OF THE LA UNION-MABINI-UBAY PROVINCIAL ROAD TRAVERSING THE MUNICIPALITIES OF CANDIJAY, MABINI AND UBAY, PROVINCE OF BOHOL, INTO A NATIONAL ROAD, AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: Substituted by HB04472

HB01050
AN ACT PROVIDING FOR THE CONVERSION OF THE POBLACION, CANDIJAY-COGTONG, CANDIJAY-ANDA-GUINDULMAN ROAD TRAVERSING THE MUNICIPALITIES OF CANDIJAY, ANDA, AND GUINDULMAN, PROVINCE OF BOHOL, INTO A NATIONAL ROAD, AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: Substituted by HB04473

HB01883
AN ACT CONVERTING THE ANOLING HIGH SCHOOL, MUNICIPALITY OF CANDIJAY, PROVINCE OF BOHOL INTO A NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL TO BE KNOWN AS THE ANOLING NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL, APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Substituted by HB04555

HB01884
AN ACT CONVERTING THE HINAWANAN HIGH SCHOOL, MUNICIPALITY OF LOAY, PROVINCE OF BOHOL INTO A NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL TO BE KNOWN AS THE HINAWANAN NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Substituted by HB05250

HB01885
AN ACT CONVERTING THE BAYAWAHAN HIGH SCHOOL, MUNICIPALITY OF SEVILLA, PROVINCE OF BOHOL INTO A NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL TO BE KNOWN AS THE BAYAWAHAN NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL, APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Substituted by HB05251

HB01886
AN ACT CONVERTING THE COGTONG HIGH SCHOOL, MUNICIPALITY FO CANDIJAY, PROVINCE OF BOHOL INTO A NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL TO BE KNOWN AS THE COGTONG NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL, APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Substituted by HB05277

HB01887
AN ACT CONVERTING THE OY HIGH SCHOOL, MUNICIPALITY OF LOBOC, PROVINCE OF BOHOL INTO A NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL TO BE KNOWN AS OY NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL, APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Substituted by HB05278

HB03112
AN ACT REGULATING THE PRACTICE OF METALLURGICAL ENGINEERING IN THE PHILIPPINES REPEALING FOR THIS PURPOSE PRESIDENTIAL DECREE NO. 1536, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE METALLURGICAL ENGINEERING LAW OF 1978, AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Pending with the Committee on CIVIL SERVICE AND PROFESSIONAL REGULATION since 2007-11-26

HB03355
AN ACT REVOKING THE FRANCHISE ISSUED TO BOHOL LIGHT COMPANY, INC. (BLCI) BY THE NATIONAL ELECTRIFICATION COMMISSION (NEC), A FRANCHISE TO OPERATE ELECTRIC LIGHT AND POWER SERVICE
Status: Pending with the Committee on LEGISLATIVE FRANCHISES since 2008-01-28

HB04472
AN ACT CONVERTING THE LA UNION, CANDIJAY-MABINI-UBAY PROVINCIAL ROAD TRAVERSING THE MUNICIPALITIES OF CANDIJAY, MABINI AND UBAY, PROVINCE OF BOHOL INTO A NATIONAL RAOD
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-08-12, transmitted to on 2008-08-20 and received by the Senate on 2008-08-20

HB04473
AN ACT CONVERTING THE POBLACION, CANDIJAY-COGTONG, CANDIJAY-ANDA-GUINDULMAN ROAD TRAVERSING THE MUNICIPALITIES OF CANDIJAY, ANDA AND GUINDULMAN, PROVINCE OF BOHOL INTO A NATIONAL ROAD
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-08-12, transmitted to on 2008-08-20 and received by the Senate on 2008-08-20

HB04555
AN ACT CONVERTING THE ANOLING HIGH SCHOOL IN BARANGAY ANOLING, MUNICIPALITY OF CANDIJAY, PROVINCE OF BOHOL INTO A NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL TO BE KNOWN AS ANOLING NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL, AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-09-02, transmitted to on 2008-09-16 and received by the Senate on 2008-09-16

HB05250
AN ACT CONVERTING THE HINAWANAN HIGH SCHOOL IN BARANGAY HINAWANAN, MUNICIPALITY OF LOAY, PROVINCE OF BOHOL INTO A NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL TO BE KNOWN AS HINAWANAN NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL, AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-11-17, transmitted to on 2008-11-20 and received by the Senate on 2008-11-20

HB05251
AN ACT CONVERTING THE BAYAWAHAN HIGH SCHOOL IN BARANGAY BAYAWAHAN, MUNICIPALITY OF SEVILLA, PROVINCE OF BOHOL INTO A NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL TO BE KNOWN AS BAYAWAHAN NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL, AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-11-17, transmitted to on 2008-11-20 and received by the Senate on 2008-11-20

HB05277
AN ACT CONVERTING THE COGTONG HIGH SCHOOL IN BARANGAY COGTONG, MUNICIPALITY OF CANDIJAY, PROVINCE OF BOHOL INTO A NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL TO BE KNOWN AS COGTONG NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL, AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-11-17, transmitted to on 2008-11-20 and received by the Senate on 2008-11-20

HB05278
AN ACT CONVERTING THE OY HIGH SCHOOL IN BARANGAY OY, MUNICIPALITY OF LOBOC, PROVINCE OF BOHOL INTO A NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL TO BE KNOWN AS OY NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL, AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-11-17, transmitted to on 2008-11-20 and received by the Senate on 2008-11-20

HR00730
RESOLUTION TO CONSTITUTE THE SENATE AND THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES INTO A CONSTITUENT ASSEMBLY FOR THE PURPOSE OF DRAFTING AND PROPOSING AMENDMENTS TO, OR REVISION OF, THE 1987 CONSTITUTION PARTICULARLY TO ESTABLISH A UNICAMERAL CONGRESS
Status: Pending with the Committee on CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS since 2008-08-26

PS00275
Status: Pending First Reading (Filed last 2008-11-10)

PS00292
DEVELOPMENTS IN THE MOVE FOR CHARTER CHANGE
Status: Consigned to the Archives on 2008-12-16

PS00404
Status: Pending First Reading (Filed last 2009-09-14)

House Bills Co-Authored
HB00001
AN ACT PROVIDING FOR CHEAPER MEDICINES AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Substituted by HB02844

HB00019
AN ACT CREATING AN ADDITIONAL BRANCH OF THE REGIONAL TRIAL COURT TO BE STATIONED AT THE MUNICIPALITY OF DUMALAG AND FOUR BRANCHES OF THE MUNICIPAL TRIAL COURT TO BE STATIONED AT THE MUNICIPALITIES OF TAPAZ, SAPIAN, CUARTERO AND SIGMA OF THE PROVINCE OF CAPIZ, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE SECTION 14 (G) AND SECTION 30 OF BATAS PAMBANSA BLG. 129, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE 'JUDICIARY REORGANIZATION ACT OF 1980,' AS AMENDED, APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-09-02, transmitted to on 2008-09-16 and received by the Senate on 2008-09-16

HB00224
AN ACT CREATING AN ADDITIONAL REGIONAL TRIAL COURT BRANCH IN THE CAPITAL TOWN OF PILI, PROVINCE OF CAMARINES SUR, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE SECTION 14, PARAGRAPH (F) OF BATAS PAMBANSA BLG. 129, AS AMENDED BY REPUBLIC ACT NO. 7154, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE "JUDICIARY REORGANIZATION ACT OF 1980", AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-09-02, transmitted to on 2008-09-16 and received by the Senate on 2008-09-16

HB00305
AN ACT TO STRENGTHEN AND ENHANCE THE USE OF ENGLISH AS THE MEDIUM OF INSTRUCTION IN PHILIPPINE SCHOOLS
Status: Substituted by HB05619

HB00318
AN ACT CREATING THE PHILIPPINE TRADE REPRESENTATIVE OFFICE, APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR, AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Substituted by HB05971

HB00329
AN ACT AMENDING SECTION 26, CHAPTER 4, BOOK VI OF EXECUTIVE ORDER NUMBERED 292, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE "ADMINISTRATIVE CODE OF 1987"
Status: Pending with the Committee on REVISION OF LAWS since 2007-07-24

HB00375
AN ACT TO SPUR THE PLANTING OF BILLION TREES AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Approved by the House on 2007-12-18, transmitted to on 2008-01-03 and received by the Senate on 2008-01-03

HB00683
AN ACT MODIFYING THE DEFINITION OF THE CRIME OF RAPE INVOLVING MINOR CHILDREN AND RATIONALIZING THE PENALTIES THEREFOR, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE ACT NO. 3815, AS AMENDED, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE REVISED PENAL CODE, AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Business for the day on 2008-05-28

HB00813
AN ACT CREATING A REGIONAL TRIAL COURT BRANCH IN THE PROVINCE OF NEGROS OCCIDENTAL TO BE STATIONED IN SAGAY CITY, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE SECTION (14)G OF BATAS PAMBANSA BILANG 129, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE 'JUDICIARY REORGANIZATION ACT OF 1980, AS AMENDED, AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR'
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-09-09, transmitted to on 2008-09-16 and received by the Senate on 2008-09-16

HB01423
AN ACT CREATING AN ADDITIONAL BRANCH OF THE REGIONAL TRIAL COURT IN THE MUNICIPALITY OF ORION, PROVINCE OF BATAAN, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE SECTION 14, PARAGRAPH (C) OF BATAS PAMBANSA BILANG ISANG DAAN AT DALAWAMPU'T SIYAM, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS 'THE JUDICIARY REORGANIZATION ACT OF 1980', AS AMENDED BY R.A. 7154 AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: REPUBLIC ACT (RA09680) enacted on 2009-07-29

HB01754
AN ACT TO PROMOTE ENTREPRENEURSHIP BY STRENGTHENING DEVELOPMENT AND ASSISTANCE PROGRAMS TO MICRO, SMALL AND MEDIUM SCALE ENTERPRISES, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE REPUBLIC ACT NO. 6977, AS AMENDED, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE 'MAGNA CARTA FOR SMALL ENTERPRISES' AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: REPUBLIC ACT (RA09501) enacted on 2008-05-23

HB01786
AN ACT CREATING TWO ADDITIONAL BRANCHES OF THE REGIONAL TRIAL COURT AND TWO ADDITIONAL BRANCHES OF THE MUNICIPAL TRIAL COURT IN CITIES, TO BE STATIONED IN THE CITY OF BATANGAS, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE SECTION 14, PARAGRAPH (E) AND SECTION 29 OF BATAS PAMBANSA BLG. 129, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE JUDICIARY REORGANIZATION ACT OF 1980, AS AMENDED, AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-09-02, transmitted to on 2008-09-16 and received by the Senate on 2008-09-16

HB02104
AN ACT CREATING AN ADDITIONAL BRANCH OF THE MUNICIPAL TRIAL COURT IN THE MUNICIPALITY OF LA TRINIDAD, PROVINCE OF BENGUET, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE SECTION 30 OF BATAS PAMBANSA BILANG 129, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE JUDICIARY REORGANIZATION ACT OF 1980
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-09-02, transmitted to on 2008-09-16 and received by the Senate on 2008-09-16

HB02420
AN ACT AMENDING ARTICLE 75 OF TITLE IV OF EXECUTIVE ORDER NO. 209, AS AMENDED BY EXECUTIVE ORDER NO. 227, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE FAMILY CODE OF THE PHILIPPINES
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-02-05, transmitted to on 2008-02-11 and received by the Senate on 2008-02-11

HB02763
AN ACT CONVERTING THE CENTRAL VISAYAS STATE COLLEGE OF AGRICULTURE, FORESTRY AND TECHNOLOGY, ITS UNITS AND SATELLITE CAMPUSES IN THE CITY OF TAGBILARAN, IN THE MUNICIPALITIES OF BILAR, CANDIJAY, CLARIN, CALAPE AND BALILIHAN, ALL IN THE PROVINCE OF BOHOL, TO BE KNOWN AS THE BOHOL STATE UNIVERSITY (BSU)
Status: Substituted by HB05638

HB02844
AN ACT PROVIDING FOR CHEAPER MEDICINES AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: REPUBLIC ACT (RA09502) enacted on 2008-06-09

HB02963
AN ACT TO REFORM THE LAGUNA LAKE DEVELOPMENT AUTHORITY (LLDA), APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Approved by the Committee on Appropriations on 2009-05-27

HB02976
AN ACT TO EXTEND THE UTILIZATION PERIOD OF THE AGRICULTURAL COMPETITIVENESS ENHANCEMENT FUND, AMENDING REPUBLIC ACT NO. 8178, ENTITLED "AN ACT REPLACING QUANTITATIVE IMPORT RESTRICTIONS ON AGRICULTURAL PRODUCTS, EXCEPT RICE, WITH TARIFFS, CREATING THE AGRICULTURAL COMPETITIVENESS ENHANCEMENT FUND, AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES"
Status: REPUBLIC ACT (RA09496) enacted on 2008-02-28

HB03156
AN ACT CREATING THE CIVIL AVIATION AUTHORITY OF THE PHILIPPINES, AUTHORIZING THE APPROPRIATION OF FUNDS THEREFORE, AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: REPUBLIC ACT (RA09497) enacted on 2008-03-04

HB03292
AN ACT INCREASING THE PENALTIES FOR ELECTION OFFENSES ATTENDED BY VIOLENCE, COERCION, INTIMIDATION, FORCE OR THREATS, AND FOR OTHER ELECTION OFFENSES
Status: Approved by the House on 2007-12-18, transmitted to on 2008-01-03 and received by the Senate on 2008-01-03

HB03708
AN ACT TO INCREASE THE SHARE OF LOCAL GOVERNMENT UNITS IN THE NATIONAL INTERNAL REVENUE TAXES, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE SECTION 284 OF REPUBLIC ACT No. 7160 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT CODE OF 1991
Status: Pending with the Committee on LOCAL GOVERNMENT since 2008-03-10

HB04265
AN ACT CREATING FOUR (4) ADDITIONAL REGIONAL TRIAL COURT BRANCHES AND FOUR (4) ADDITIONAL MUNICIPAL TRIAL COURT BRANCHES FOR THE CITY OF MANDALUYONG, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE SECTION 14 (d) AND SECTION 27 OF BATAS PAMBANSA BLG. 129, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE "JUDICIARY REORGANIZATION ACT OF 1980", AS AMENDED, AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-06-11, transmitted to on 2008-06-17 and received by the Senate on 2008-06-17

HB04350
AN ACT CREATING FOUR (4) ADDITIONAL BRANCHES OF THE REGIONAL TRIAL COURT IN THE PROVINCE OF LAGUNA TO BE STATIONED AT THE MUNICIPALITIES OF LOS BANOS AND CABUYAO AND THE CITY OF CALAMBA, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE SECTION 14, PARAGRAPH (E) OF BATAS PAMBANSA BLG. 129, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE JUDICIARY REORGANIZATION ACT OF 1980, AS AMENDED, AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-09-02, transmitted to on 2008-09-16 and received by the Senate on 2008-09-16

HB04351
AN ACT CREATING ADDITIONAL BRANCHES OF THE REGIONAL TRIAL COURT AND MUNICIPAL TRIAL COURT IN THE PROVINCE OF KALINGA TO BE STATIONED IN THE MUNICIPALITY OF LUBUAGAN, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE SECTION 14, PARAGRAPH (B) AND SECTION 30 OF BATAS PAMBANSA BLG. 129, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE JUDICIARY REORGANIZATION ACT OF 1980, AS AEMDNED, AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-09-02, transmitted to on 2008-09-16 and received by the Senate on 2008-09-16

HB04352
AN ACT CREATING TWO ADDITIONAL REGIONAL TRIAL COURT BRANCHES IN COMPOSTELA VALLEY PROVINCE TO BE STATIONED IN THE MUNICIPALITIES OF COMPOSTELA AND MABINI, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE SECTION 14 (L) OF BATAS PAMBANSA BLG. 129, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE JUDICIARY REORGANIZATION ACT OF 1980, AS AMENDED, AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-09-02, transmitted to on 2008-09-16 and received by the Senate on 2008-09-16

HB04353
AN ACT CREATING TWO (2) ADDITIONAL REGIONAL TRIAL COURT BRANCHES AND SIX (6) ADDITIONAL MUNICIPAL TRIAL COURT BRANCHES FOR VALENZUELA CITY, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE SECTION 14 (d) AND SECTION 27 OF BATAS PAMBANSA BLG. 129, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE 'JUDICIARY REORGANIZATION ACT OF 1980', AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-09-02, transmitted to on 2008-09-16 and received by the Senate on 2008-09-16

HB04354
AN ACT CREATING AN ADDITIONAL BRANCH OF THE REGIONAL TRIAL COURT IN THE PROVINCE OF ILOILO WITH STATION AT THE MUNICIPALITY OF JANIUAY, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE SECTION 14, PARAGRAPH (G), OF BATAS PAMBANSA BLG. 129, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE JUDICIARY REORGANIZATION ACT OF 1980, AS AMENDED, AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-09-09, transmitted to on 2008-09-16 and received by the Senate on 2008-09-16

HB04631
AN ACT MANDATING THE IMMEDIATE RE-COMMISSIONING AND COMMERCIAL OPERATION OF THE BATAAN NUCLEAR POWER PLANT, APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR, AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Substituted by HB06300

HB05619
AN ACT TO STRENGTHEN AND ENHANCE THE USE OF ENGLISH AS THE MEDIUM OF INSTRUCTION IN THE PHILIPPINE SCHOOLS
Status: Unfinished Business (Period of Sponsorship)

HB05638
AN ACT CONVERTING THE CENTRAL VISAYAS STATE COLLEGE OF AGRICULTURE, FORESTRY AND TECHNOLOGY, ITS UNITS AND SATELLITE CAMPUSES IN THE CITY OF TAGBILARAN AND IN THE MUNICIPALITIES OF BILAR, CANDIJAY, CLARIN, CALAPE AND BALILIHAN, ALL LOCATED IN THE PROVINCE OF BOHOL TO BE KNOWN AS THE BOHOL ISLAND STATE UNIVERSITY (BISU), AND APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR
Status: House agreed to the amendments of the Senate on 2009-08-26

HB05971
AN ACT CREATING THE PHILIPPINE TRADE REPRESENTATIVE OFFICE, APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR, AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Approved by the House on 2009-03-05, transmitted to on 2009-03-11 and received by the Senate on 2009-03-11

HB05983
AN ACT PROVIDING FOR THE AUTOMATIC COMMISSIONING OF GOVERNMENT ELECTIVE OFFICIALS AT THE NATIONAL LEVEL COMPOSED OF THE MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AND THE SENATE AND THE VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE PHILIPPINES INTO THE RESERVE FORCE OF THE ARMED FORCES OF THE PHILIPPINES, AMENDING SECTION 44 OF REPUBLIC ACT 7077 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS AFP RESERVIST ACT OF 1991, AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Pending with the Committee on NATIONAL DEFENSE AND SECURITY since 2009-02-24

HB06007
AN ACT CREATING THE PHILIPPINE REVENUE AUTHORITY PROVIDING FUNDS THEREFOR, AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Pending with the Committee on WAYS AND MEANS since 2009-03-02

HB06025
AN ACT INSTITUTING THE GIRL SCOUTS OF THE PHILIPPINE CHARTER
Status: Approved by the House on 2009-04-13, transmitted to on 2009-04-16 and received by the Senate on 2009-04-16

HB06300
AN ACT MANDATING THE IMMEDIATE REHABILITATION, COMMISSIONING AND COMMERCIAL OPERATION OF THE BATAAN NUCLEAR POWER PLANT, APPROPRIATING FUNDS THEREFOR, AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Unfinished Business (Period of Interpellation)

HJR0004
JOINT RESOLUTION CREATING A CONGRESSIONAL COMMISSION TO REVIEW AND ASSESS THE DEBT POLICIES, STRATEGIES AND PROGRAMS OF THE PHILIPPINES, CONDUCT A PUBLIC AUDIT OF ALL LOANS ACQUIRED, INCLUDING ASSUMED AND CONTINGENT LIABILITIES, VALIDATE THE UTILIZATION OF LOAN PROCEEDS, AND THE PAYMENTS MADE THEREON, AND RECOMMEND POLICIES AND STRATEGIES TO REDUCE DEBT SERVICE AS WELL AS INSTITUTIONAL AND INFRASTRUCTURAL MEASURES TO ENSURE SOUND FISCAL AND MONETARY STATUS OF THE NATIONAL GOVERNMENT PRINCIPALLY THROUGH EFFECTIVE DEBT MANAGEMENT
Status: Pending with the Committee on ECONOMIC AFFAIRS since 2009-08-25

HJR0014
JOINT RESOLUTION TO CONVENE THE CONGRESS INTO A CONSTITUENT ASSEMBLY FOR THE PURPOSE OF REVISING THE CONSTITUTION TO ESTABLISH A FEDERAL SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT
Status: Pending with the Committee on CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS since 2008-05-07

HR00090
RESOLUTION EXPRESSING THE PROFOUND CONDOLENCES OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES ON THE DEMISE OF DR. RESTITUTO R. SOON, FATHER OF HONORABLE NERISSA CORAZON SOON-RUIZ, REPRESENTATIVE OF THE SIXTH DISTRICT OF CEBU
Status: Adopted as Resolution No. HR00004 on 2007-08-06

HR00149
A RESOLUTION COMMENDING AND GIVING DUE RECOGNITION TO JAIME 'CARDINAL' SIN AND HIS LIFETIME DEDICATION AND SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE TO THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND HIS SALUTARY CONTRIBUTION TO THE REPUBLIC'S STRUGGLE TO PRESERVE OUR DEMOCRATIC INSTITUTION AND WAY OF LIFE
Status: Adopted as Resolution No. HR00005 on 2007-08-21

HR00150
RESOLUTION EXPRESSING THE PROFOUND CONDOLENCES OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES ON THE DEMISE OF MRS. DALISAY L. NAZARENO, SPOUSE OF THE HONORABLE ROBERTO P. NAZARENO, SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
Status: Adopted as Resolution No. HR00006 on 2007-08-21

HR00212
A RESOLUTION DIRECTING THE HOUSE COMMITTEE ON NATURAL RESOURCES TO INVESTIGATE THE IMPACT OF OFFSHORE MINING IN THE VISAYAN SEA
Status: Adopted Resolution (Pending with the committee on NATURAL RESOURCES since 2007-12-12)

HR00213
RESOLUTION EXPRESSING THE PROFOUND CONDOLENCES OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES ON THE DEMISE OF THE HONORABLE NENITA CORTES-DALUZ, FORMER MEMBER OF THE BATASANG PAMBANSA REPRESENTING PROVINCE OF CEBU
Status: Adopted as Resolution No. HR00009 on 2007-09-04

HR00267
RESOLUTION EXPRESSING INDIGNATION AND CONDEMNING THE AMERICAN TV SERIES "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES" AND DEMANDING APOLOGY FROM THE PRODUCER THEREOF
Status: Adopted as Resolution No. HR00012 on 2007-10-05

HR00309
RESOLUTION DIRECTING THE DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS AND HIGHWAYS (DPWH), THE METRO MANILA DEVELOPMENT AUTHORITY (MMDA) AND OTHER CONCERNED GOVERNMENT AGENCIES, TO IMMEDIATELY IMPLEMENT REPUBLIC ACT NUMBERED AS EIGHT THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED TWENTY FOUR, ENTITLED: AN ACT RENAMING THE CIRCUMFERENTIAL ROUTE NO. 5 OF C-5 IN METRO MANILA AS THE PRESIDENT CARLOS P. GARCIA AVENUE AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Adopted as Resolution No. HR00053 on 2008-03-05

HR00317
RESOLUTION COMMENDING THE FILIPINO BOXER, EMMANUEL "MANNY" PACQUIAO, FOR HAVING WON HIS BOXING REMATCH WITH THE MEXICAN BOXER, MARCO ANTONIO BARRERA, ON OCTOBER 7, 2007 IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Status: Consolidated into HR00272

HR00341
RESOLUTION DIRECTING THE HOUSE COMMITTEE ON PUBLIC ORDER AND SAFETY TO CONDUCT AN INVESTIGATION IN AID OF LEGISLATION INTO THE HIRING BY THE CITY OF BOGO, CEBU, CIVILIANS NUMBERING ABOUT SEVENTY PEOPLE WHO ARE OF DUBIOUS CHARACTER AND WITH CRIMINAL RECORDS TO COMPOSE THE ALLEGED ANTI-CRIME ORGANIZATION CALLED CITY OF BOGO ANTI-CRIME FORCE (CBAC)
Status: Adopted Resolution (Pending with the committee on PUBLIC ORDER AND SAFETY since 2007-12-12)

HR00494
RESOLUTION DIRECTING THE HOUSE COMMITTEE ON LABOR AND EMPLOYMENT TO CONDUCT AN INVESTIGATION, IN AID OF LEGISLATION, ON THE FAILURE OF THE NATIONAL LABOR RELATIONS COMMISSION, REGIONAL ARBITRATION BRANCH VII, CEBU CITY AND NLRC SUB-REGIONAL ARBITRATION BRANCH, TAGBILARAN CITY, TO ISSUE A WRIT OF EXECUTION DESPITE ISSUANCE OF THE ENTRY OF JUDGMENT BY THE SUPREME COURT IN G.R. No. 165910, AND TO RECOMMEND STEPS OR MEASURES THAT WILL ADDRESS AND PREVENT THE RECURRENCE OF THE SAME PRACTICE IN THE FUTURE
Status: Adopted Resolution (Pending with the committee on LABOR AND EMPLOYMENT since 2008-05-13)

HR00728
RESOLUTION URGING CONGRESS, NATIONAL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES, LOCAL GOVERNMENT UNITS, PUBLIC AND PRIVATE SCHOOLS, AND TOURIST PRIVATE SECTOR GROUPS AND STAKEHOLDERS TO LAUNCH VIGOROUS CAMPAIGN PROGRAMS IN SUPPORT OF THE PHILIPPINES' BID FOR THE INCLUSION OF THE TUBBATAHA REEF IN PALAWAN, THE CHOCOLATE HILLS OF BOHOL, THE UNDERGROUND RIVER OF PUERTO PRINCESA AND THE MAYON VOLCANO IN ALBAY INTO THE NEW SEVEN WONDERS OF NATURE
Status: Adopted as Resolution No. HR00200 on 2008-10-07

HR00737
RESOLUTION PROPOSING AMENDMENTS TO SECTIONS 2 AND 3, ARTICLE XII OF THE CONSTITUTION TO ALLOW THE ACQUISITION BY FOREIGN CORPORATIONS AND ASSOCIATIONS, AND THE TRANSFER OF CONVEYANCE THERETO, OF ALIENABLE PUBLIC LANDS AND PRIVATE LANDS
Status: Unfinished Business (Period of Sponsorship)

HR00802
RESOLUTION EXPRESSING THE PROFOUND CONDOLENCE OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES ON THE DEMISE OF MRS. CESARIA DUEсS GONZALES, MOTHER OF THE HONORABLE AURELIO D. GONZALES, REPRESENTATIVE OF THE THIRD DISTRICT OF PAMPANGA
Status: Adopted as Resolution No. HR00186 on 2008-09-22

HR00892
RESOLUTION TO DISMISS THE VERIFIED COMPLAINTS FOR THE IMPEACHMENT OF HER EXCELLENCY PRESIDENT GLORIA MACAPAGAL-ARROYO FILED BY JOSE DE VENECIA III, ET. AL., GUILLERMO SOTTO, MANUEL L. QUEZON III, ET.AL., AND ATTY OLIVER O. LOZANO FOR ALLEGED CULPABLE VIOLATION OF THE CONSTITUTION, BRIBERY, GRAFT AND CORRUPTION, AND BETRAYAL OF PUBLIC TRUST
Status: Adopted as Resolution No. HR00255 on 2008-12-03

HR01109
A RESOLUTION CALLING UPON THE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS TO CONVENE FOR THE PURPOSE OF CONSIDERING PROPOSALS TO AMEND OR REVISE THE CONSTITUTION, UPON A VOTE OF THREE-FOURTHS OF ALL THE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
Status: Adopted as Resolution No. HR0O466 on 2009-06-02

asa nga fishing village sa bohol ni siya gikan? maayo ni himoong ehemplo sa ubang mga pilipino.

pwede ko ani kay 5 years man akong course nya fluent sad ko mag iningles.
dili diay libre plete? paita pud ana, kung di ka mouyonan yayay imong bulsa.

pamahaw: maling and sunny side up eggs
paniudto: inun-onang salimbangon
panihapon: monggos gikamunggayan ug agbati plus sobrang inon-onang salimbagon.

the marksman

godzilla vs. kingkong between mine and your legs.

paid my dues

luoya sa bata oi. gamay pa kaayo unya namatay pero gi vandalize ang patay nga lawas.

im hoping he will share some of his blessings.

MGA pulis sa Fuente Police Station ug Mobile Patrol gipasanginlang nanguhag kuwarta nga P300,000 ug cell phone dihang gisaka ang balay sa usa ka pulis sa lalawigan aron kuhaon ang armalite nga isyu sa gobiyerno.

Apan ang pangulo sa Cebu City Police kuwang sa pagtuo nga mahimo kini sa iyang mga sakop.

Iyang gitataw nga adunay pagtugot ang ilang pagsaka sa balay.

Pasado alas 10 niadtong Miyerkules sa buntag, ang asawa ni PO3 Reynaldo Solante, sakop sa Intelligence Branch sa Cebu Provincial Police Office, nga si Christine sakay sa iyang Mitsubishi Estrada gialarma sa Mobile patrol tungod kay adunay taas nga armas nga dala.

Security guard sa usa ka kan-anan ang ni-report sa pulis sa dihang iyang nakit-an niini ang armas samtang nag-parking ang asawa sa sakyanan aron mokaon.

Sa dihang napahunong sa Fuente Police Station ug Mobile Patrol ang sakyanan wala na diha ang armalite nga sulod sa sakyanan tungod kay gibilin na sa asawa sa ilang balay. Ang armas isyu sa iyang banang pulis.

Matod ni PO3 Solante nga nikuyog gyod ang mga pulis sa iyang asawa ngadto sa ilang balay bisan pa ug wala na nila makit-i ang armas.

Gipahibawo na silang iya kadto sa iyang bana nga pulis.

Si Supt. Rodulfo Albotra, labaw ni Solante sa Provincial Command, niingon nga ang armalite bag-o lang giisyu ni Solante aron ilang magamit sa bag-o lang nahuman nga Annual General Inspection (AGI) isip sakop sa Special Reaction Unit (SRU) ug nagsilbing sniper.

Si Albotra niingon nga kon subayon gayod ang lagda silang mga pulis di na mahimong  sak-on pa sa balay tungod kay nagkinahanglan na man silag search warrant apan bisan pa niini gisaka gyod sa mga pulis.

Apan si Senior Supt. Patrocinio Comendador pangulo sa Cebu City Police Office (CCPO) daling nanalipod sa gihimo sa iyang mga sakop.

Matod niya nga lihitimo ang operation sa iyang mga sakop.

Nisaka sila sa apartment nga adunay pagtugot sa asawa ni PO3 Solante tungod kay ang ilang nadawat nga alarma taas nga armas ang dala.

Apan si Solante niingon nga napugos sa pagsugot ang iyang asawa sa pagpasaka sa mga pulis sa ilang apartment tungod sa kahadlok ug gawas pa nisulti ang
nga pulis nga ipakuha ang armas sa ilang labaw.

Apan sa ilang pagsulod ang asawa nipasangil nga nawala usab ang iyang kuwarta nga kapin sa P300,000 ug mga cellphone.

Ang asawa ni Solante nagplano nga mokiha gayod sa mga pulis sa Fuente ug sa Mobile Patrol tungod sa pagsaka sa balay nga walay search warrant, pagkabastos nga nakig-estorya kaniya ug ang pagkahanaw sa iyang kuwarta ug cell phone.

dugangan nato ug laing opposite:

DEAR Papa Joe,

Tawga ko sa ngalan nga Arnold, 25, taga Lapu lapu City. Usa ko ka call center agent for 2 years na. Actually, Papa Joe, kining akong problem kay just wondering why ingon ani ko. Actually my father is Caucasian so meaning tisoy ko. Well, sa among work station kay daghan bayang na crush daw nako pero di nako patulan and they know nga mosakay ra ko sa ilang joke.

Maingon ta, Papa Joe, nga okay akong life in general but my problem is somehow sa akong physical. Kuan man gud ang akong armas is way too small sa akong size and sa akong kaliwat.

I thought nga gigantic ning akoa kay lagi half Kano ko og kaliwat just like what you see sa mga x rated film and this pisses me off kay sa tanan tanan kini pa gyud. And you know na sa akong work na medyo Westernized ang mga tawo.

And some girls go gaga talking about boys physique mao nga medyo uncomfortable ko mo patol og girls basin kataw an ra ko nila ug ipanabi. Honestly there are times nga kon mag tight fit ko og jeans kay ako sapawan og kanang gamay nga face towel to make it appear bulky. Such a liar gyud akong feeling, makasapot.

Papa Joe, does this thing really matters sa girls? Another confession. I am still a virgin kay hadlok lagi ko ani.

Please advice me what to do. Is there any enlarger gadget nga pwede gamiton? Waiting.

ARNOLD

kani ang opposite:

DEAR Noy Kulas,

Kining akong problema personal kaayo. Tawga lang ko og Mr. Small. Noy, taas kong tawo kay 5’9 gud ko unya sakto sad sa lawas. 27 years old na ko, Noy, pero hangtod karon single pa gihapon ko kay mahadlok ko nga maminyo kay biyaan lang unya ko sa akong asawa.

Ingon ani man gud ni, Noy. Ang akong problema kay ang akong kinataw puwerte gyung gamaya. Maorag kumingking ra kadako unya ang usa ba jud nga problema kay dali sad ko kaayong magawasan kon mag-masturbate ko.

Daghan baya kaayong mga babaye maibog nako, Noy. Unya daghan na sad ko kaayong nauyab pero mao gyud di ko mosulay og hilabot kay mahadlok kong kataw-an lang unya kay pwerte gyung gamaya ning akoa. Kay sa akong mga barkada makakita ko sa ilaha dagko man gyud, layo raman kaayo ning akoa. Makaingon gud ko usahay nga sayang akong pagkatawo kay naa gud koy hitsura, Noy. Unya daghan sad maibog nako pero perte lang ning gamaya.

Nakahuna huna na lang ko nga di nalang magminyo kay di malipay akong asawa nako kay gamay jud kaayo. Kasagaran sa mga babaye gud akong madunggan labi na og nakasulay na di jud ganahan og gamay. Dako ilahang gusto. Unsaon man ni nako, Noy, di lang gyud kaha ko magminyo ani kay biyaan lang unya ko sa akong asawa kay di siya malipay nako.

Tambagi ko, Noy Kulas

Tambagi ko Noy Kulas: Big O(1)

Dear Noy Kulas,

Good day.Please, I need your advice. Karon lang gyud ko dunay confidence sa pagpangayo og advice nimo. Dugay nako ani ganahan mo email nimo but I’m so scared

This is my first time. I was confused and by the way I’m sorry about my problem and medyo ma i-laborate ko ni.

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My problem like this. Just call me Mr. Big, 25, nag-work sa call center before then right now having my owned business agency.

Ani man gud ni siya, Noy Kulas. My penis is too big or oversized. If di siya mo strong. Gi-try nako og measure, ang size 7 inches. Kana laging barkada sa una pag college curious mi sa mga porn videos, exotic bars, scandals then after ana mag-contest mi sa akong mga barkada kinsay pinakadakong bunal.

Even di pa mo strong ang bunal, 7 inches naman ni Noy Kulas then kung mostrong na gani 9 and half inches almost 10 inches shock akong mga barkada kay why perting dakoa nga ako man kinagamyan nga height nagstand rako 5’6" tall akong mga college barkada mga 5’9" an above mao to, Noy Kulas. Ila kong tawgon og big batuta, big o. Then pwerteng bagaa sa iyang body, Noy Kulas, ambot ngano ni akong penis.

Mga friends nako niingon nga gilihian ko og kabayo or mao wa daw ko katubo kay naa sa ubos nitubo. Then wa pud ko nitambok kay naa sa ubos. Mao nang ilang sungog nako. Malapas man gud ni sa akong pusod, Noy Kulas, basta mo-strong na ang bunal nako. Mao gyud ni batuta nako pwerting dakoa.

Bitaw, Noy Kulas, akong kalibugan when I was a college until now every time naa koy ma one night stand or makig sex ko, ma shock sa kadako. Then bisan di na virgin mopiyait man gihapon ang girl ug mag-bleeding. Maora man og na-virginan og balik. And naa man sad koy looks. Good looking man sad ko so dali ra ko maka bira og girl.

Mao daghan na kaayo ko nga makig sex nako nga shocking. Then masakitan inig sulod then inig sex namo di ra ba full masulod tungod sa kadako. Half ra gyud ko kutob kay mosiyagit naman nga sakit. Even sa akong GF before mahadlok na makig sex nako after nakatilaw sa akong bunal. Mao na permi awayan namo sa akong GF.

I’m really confused. Ingon sila basta gamay nga penis wa daw lami makig sex then kon dako pud kaayo imong penis mahadlok man.

Unsa kaha ka tinuod ani, Noy Kulas? And also inside the campus ilado ko nga BIG O mao maulaw ko. Naa pud to 1 time nga muse sa HRM department or na MISS HRM schoolmate nako kay iyang BF varsity sa other school then nagstand 6’2". Na curious siya unsa jud kadako akong bunal classmate mi sa 1 minor subject naa time iya ko gihagit unsa katinood kay atik ra daw ang chikka2x.

Iya kong gihagit. I thought nagbinuang ra siya. Serious man diay si MS. HRM then after sa class adto mi sa gubaon nga C.R. Di kaayo permi daghang taw. Ako siyang gipakita ug gipahikap kay na challenge ko sige siya ingon nga di siguro na tinood kay hadlok daw ko mao to ni dare na lang ko. Shock siya kay mas dako pa daw ug baga og lawas akoa kay sa iyang BF. Mao to ni arouse and seduce pud siya. Nag-sex mi. Pwerteng piyaika na pud. Hapit gud mi sakpi sa C.R.

Then after sa hitabo namo mahadlok naman siya.Di niya kaya daw sa gidak-on. (sumpayan pa)

pamahaw: corned beef with egg
paniudto: siomai
panihapon: bihon with sardines in natural oil

b***t + uwag + datung + suya = habwa baho tanan

cancel the airport in panglao. instead modernize the airport in tagbilaran. then divert the remaining funds to solve the drainage system of tagbilaran as well as the bad roads in some barangays specially those in the mountain barangays.

wala nay hiring diha teachers kay akong paaplyon akong asawa. dili lang to siya english major, home economics  ug computer.

pamahaw: sardinas nga giitlogan
paniudto: baguio beans ug monggos
panihapon: biscuit lng

looking for a new set of tires and mug wheels for my car.
paid my dues and sleep.

Quote from: janjan on September 30, 2009, 10:57:17 AM
pastilan pud na apilyedo nga GALOLO oy usbon lang unta na nila ug Gallo

tinuod lagi nang naay apelyido nga galolo. adto sa sierra bullones di ba naay pulis nga galolo didto. maguwang na sa akong  uyab sa una. naminyo naman to siya ug foreigner, i think american. nausab na jud tong iyang apelyido.

maybe she look like a terrorist. that's how descriminating personnel from homeland security is? that's very disgusting. maybe the movie of tom hanks is a form of expose how these people treat the tourist and US visitors.

de-kolor ang candles nya lain-laing presyo. naa gani poy healing oil nga humot.

Quote from: gwargz on September 26, 2009, 12:15:50 PM
Naa koy saop nga gabantay sa akong maisan ug balanghoyan.
Maluoy ko nila nga pamilya kay walay kuryente ilang lugar.
Iyang bana kay empleyado sa Dole Banana. Tig-amuma sa
usa ka Block. By block man ang assignment kada isa ka tawo.

Pero, inig uli nako gikan sa ilaha, molabay ko sa block
nga gibantayan sa iyang bana. Kada block sa saging
kay naa may name sa in-charge. Mongisi nako daan.

Mao man ni marka sa block nga gibantayan ni Jimmy.
Block 8 : In-charge JIMMY GALOLO.

akong uyab sa una galolo ang apelyido taga sierra bullones

posibilidad ani nga walay airport mahimo kay kulang sa effort.

haskang grabehang finingeray ani.

the marksman between my legs

the exorcism of emily rose
district
banlieu 13 (B-13) part 2

pamahaw: bam-i, piniritong isda ug tawong
paniudto: monggos ug batong
panihapon: pansit ug tinapa

In Manila, millions of residents now live in a world of mud. Torrential rain over the weekend triggered the worst flooding the Philippines' capital has seen in over four decades, submerging more than 80% of the city, killing at least 246 people and displacing hundreds of thousands more. By Tuesday, the water had receded in many places, but it left behind ruined homes and swept-away neighborhoods, and according to health officials, it disabled the majority of Manila's medical facilities. Debris, sewage and abandoned vehicles that were tossed around by gushing currents now litter the notoriously polluted capital; aid workers warn of water-borne diseases. The government has placed the area around Manila under a "state of public calamity."

In an appeal for assistance, Philippine President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo described Tropical Storm Ketsana, which hit Manila on Sept. 26, as a "once-in-a-lifetime typhoon." A month's worth of rain deluged the city in the space of 12 hours. "The system is overwhelmed, local government units are overwhelmed," said Anthony Golez of the state's National Disaster Coordinating Council at a press conference on Sept. 28.

Yet many in the country are pointing fingers at its politicians for failing to predict the scale of the disaster or lessen the damage it caused. Manila, they say, was always bound to face such catastrophe, and more should have been done to help its millions of residents prepare. A recently published study by the Economy and Environment Program for Southeast Asia (EEPSA), a research group based in Singapore, ranked metropolitan Manila as one of the provinces in Southeast Asia most vulnerable to flooding. The capital region is perched on a marshy isthmus that is crisscrossed with streams and rivers. An ever-growing population - Manila is now a sprawling mega-city of some 12 million people, larger still when factoring in the day-worker population - and the lack of infrastructure to accommodate it left swaths of the city exposed. "What we are seeing is a phenomenon that will affect many major cities in Asia," says Neeraj Jain, country specialist for the Philippines at the Asian Development Bank (ADB), which is headquartered in Manila. "Urbanization has been so rapid, yet the planning processes have lagged."

Last weekend's flood was in large part the result of the capital's poor drainage and sanitation systems, which have been neglected by several successive administrations in power. As Ketsana rained down upon Manila, sewers that were clogged up by plastic bags and other refuse led to roads becoming rivers and gardens lagoons. Video images of desperate people riding floating pontoons of garbage down inundated streets were a sign not just of the consequences of the flood, but also its causes. Many impoverished Manila residents live in makeshift settlements by rivers and creeks - the source of their drinking water - that overflowed and carried off their homes. "People have always been living on the edge," says Carlos Celdran, a popular Manila historian and performing artist. "It's amazing the city has actually managed to make it this far."

The Spanish seized Manila from its Muslim rulers in the 16th century and set it up as their colonial seat in Asia. The city was a flourishing, elegant entrepÃ"t for centuries, but in recent times civic planning has been more haphazard as the population has boomed. Lambert Ramirez, executive director of the National Institute for Policy Studies, a Manila-based think tank, says much of the blame for poor urban management ought to be leveled at the government. "There's no coordinated policy for cleaning up garbage. There's no political will to get even simple things done," he says. Ramirez spoke to TIME while salvaging appliances and valuables from his own flooded home.

Jain of the ADB says the leadership in Manila, faced with elections in the coming months, is indeed thinking of long-term solutions to its infrastructure woes. Plans have been afoot to improve sanitation and also relieve the population burden in metro Manila by shifting certain businesses and government offices to areas outside the dense capital region. But the challenge facing the Philippines and other poor Asian countries is one of resources. Most Southeast Asia nations budget around 2% or 3% of their GDP for infrastructure development. To fend off such disasters in the future, Jain says that figure ought to be closer to 5% or 6%. It's a deficit that few governments can afford to make up overnight.

But given the looming specter of climate change, they may have to find a way sooner rather than later. The prospect of another typhoon this week underscores environmentalists' concern that shifts in global temperatures may mean increasingly extreme weather patterns for coastal cities like Manila. "[Ketsana] was a startling, unique event," says Herminia Francisco of the EEPSA in Singapore. "But then I think this is going to happen more and more frequently in the future."

For today, as international aid pours in from organizations like the Red Cross and the World Food Program, Manila residents are slowly retrieving their homes and livelihoods from the mud. Thousands of volunteers have donated food and rushed to help those who were worse affected. "Filipinos are used to crisis," says Celdran. "We've gone through a lot over the years, but we've managed. We're a resilient people."

daghan gihapon mangadto kay dili man kuno ang monks ilang tuyo. ang mahal nga birhen man kuno.

hahay, bisan unsa nalang jud mahunahunaan aning mga tontong senador ug congressmen.

pamahaw: paliya gibutangan ug itlog ug buwad potpot
paniudto: piniritong isda
panihapon: beefsteak

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 25, 2009, 02:17:34 AM
kay Ray man tood imong ngalan, bnc, di ba?

sakto tingali no, butangan pog Bidlisiw ang adlaw, sa atong flag, ug kini nagkahulugan sa kada-usa ka pilipino.

yes glace, sakto jud na. kay ang tinuod nga adlaw dili maihap ang rays. dapat ing ana aron irepresent sa katawhan isip simbolo nga ang pinas dili lang sa pipila ka tawo kundi sa tanang pilipino.

Si Atty. Alex Monteclar na karon ang Dean sa College of Law sa USC.
Si Atty. Tomas D. Abapo, Jr., pud ang Dean sa College of Law sa HNU karon.

A mentally deranged man on Tuesday morning beheaded his parents and cooked his father's head in a frenzied attack in the central Philippine province of Capiz, police said.

Fernan dela Vega, 25, "hammered, hacked, and stabbed" his father, Federico and mother, Edita, using an ax, a sugar cane bolo (machete), and a knife at about 7 a.m. in Barangay Linampungan, Pontevedra town, said police officer Reyann Ampusos of the municipal police station.

Edita’s body was found inside their house with a broken head, while the headless body of Federico was found in the kitchen. Ampuyos said Federico's head was cut and cooked with seasonings.

Investigators SPO1 Leony Dalibas and PO3 Romeo Dalibas said the motive behind the attack was insanity.

The victims' bodies now lie at a nearby funeral home. Fernan, meanwhile, is now under the custody of the police. - GMANews.TV

the reminds me of the tears that dropped from my eyes.

BARANGAY SANG BIRHEN SHRINE â€" PARISH, Cogon District, Tagbilaran City
Parish Priest: Msgr. Vicente M. Nunag, III - kaila ko ani kay under ko sa una ani.
Assisting Resident Priests: Fr. Simplicio F. Manigque - parish priest ni sa una sa balilihan. sige gihapon ni ug anha sa amoa kay amigo kaayo sa akong amaha. mag inom sila ug bahalina. mao ni usa sa mga nikasal nako sa K of C.

MOST HOLY TRINITY PARISH, Manga District, Tagbilaran City
Parish Priest: Fr. Roderick C. Pizarras - chickboy ning paria, gichangsingan akong uyab ani.

HOLY INFANT PARISH, Valencia
Parish Priest: Fr. Gilbert P. Ilogon - kumusta father?
Parochial Vicar: Fr. Petronio B. Ligtas, Jr. - kaila ko ani kay taga sagbayan ni.

THE ASSUMPTION OF OUR LADY PARISH, Dauis
Parish Priest: Fr. Gerardo F. Saco, Jr. - father jerry
Parochial Vicars: Fr. Victor G. Bompat - mao ni head IHMS sa una

NUESTRA SENORA DE LA PAZ Y BIEN VIAJE PARISH, Songculan, Dauis
Parish Priest: Fr. Fermin O. Bugtong - parish priest pud sa una sa balilihan. sige mi duwa tennis ani kay gwapo man ko.

SAINT VINCENT FERRER SHRINE â€" HOLY CROSS PARISH, Maribojoc
Parish Priest: Fr. Warren M. Abarquez - taga kahayag, tubigon. assistant parish priest sa balilihan sa una. migo pud mi ani gamay.

MARY HELP OF CHRISTIANS PARISH, Mocpoc Sur, Sandingan Island, Loon
Parish Priest: Fr. Alger L. Angcla - taga catigbian. kaliwat pa ni namo siguro.

OUR LADY OF THE HOLY ROSARY PARISH, Antequera
Parish Priest: Fr. Leonel M. Grado - taga balilihan gihapon ni. silingan mi ani niya.

OUR LADY OF MOUNT CARMEL PARISH, Balilihan
Parish Priest: Fr. Felix Cleofas M. Silagan - pwerteng isoga nga pari.

SANTO NINO PARISH, Baang, Catigbian
Parish Priest: Fr. Reuben Neron L. Angcla - former parish priest sa balilihan. usa sa mga nikasal nako.

SANTO NINO PARISH, Cortes
Parish Priest: Fr. Linuel L. Canizares - taga balilihan. akong amigo pud ni.
Assisting Parish Priest: Fr. Mario T. Laguros - taga balilihan ang kaliwat pero sa baang nagpuyo. akong paryente ni kay parehong membro among pamilya sa varquez clan. sige gani ko pamista sa ila sa una.

MOST HOLY TRINITY PARISH, Loay
Parish Priest: Fr. Blair Lope M. Sabaricos - taga balilihan pud ni. bag-o pa ra ba namatay iyang lola. adto pang lunes gilubong tawn.

SAINT JOHN OF THE CROSS PARISH, Cahayag, Tubigon
Parish Priest: Fr. Elias S. Algabre - kani akong pinaka amigo sa tanan. taga ubojan, sagbayan. pwerteng suora namo. bag-o pa kong nibisita sa kahayag atong lunes.

IMMACULATE HEART OF MARY SEMINARY
Formators: Fr. Crisologo R. Geangan (Rector);-former municipal secretary sa balilihan. ni give up sa position para moalagad sa ginoo. saludo ko ani niya. usa sad ni sa nikasal nako sa K of C.

OTHER RESIDENCIES

Fr. Orlando R. Mendez - St. Joseph the Worker Cathedral - luoy kaayo si father andoy. suod sad kaayo mi aning paria sa dihang mao pa ni parish priest sa balilihan. usa ko sa mga batos ani labina ug magmisa sa baryo. maayo unta ug naulian na siya kay na stroke man gud ni.


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Fr. Robert S. Roa - St. Joseph the Worker Cathedral - si father rorox, amigo pud ni nako gihapon.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on June 08, 2009, 05:44:47 AM
Si Father Fermin Bugtong nga na assign ron sa Dauis ,parish priest na namo sa una sa Pangangan buotan na siya moangay ug mga bata.Si Father Pantollana,Anquellero,Salas,Baura, ug uban pang nakalimtan nako kay mga pari na namo sa una sa Pangangan Calape. Father Joselieto a.k.a Joel Ruyeras nga ang assignment karon St. Joseph the Worker Parish relatives na nako gani nakaattend ko sa iya ordination mao nay first priest nga produkto sa among isla sa Pangangan Calape.
Thanks Koddi I'm glad imo ni gi post.

ampay jud na niya ang mga bata labi na kung mga altar boys. hehehehe

ako na ang ika 9th Ray diha sa RP flag.

wala man gani siguro nay mga business ug sanitary permits nang mga tindahan dinha. wala gani jud na gimonitor sa taga sibonga.

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mao ganing laban ang mga tindera sa mga monghe kay aron di masirhan ang monasteryo. kung masira gani, aw sira pud ilang negosyo. mayta masira kay mapahimuslanon pud na sila. gihimo nilang kasangkapan ang ginoo aron makapatuyang sa ilang gibati.

pamahaw: adobong manok
paniudto: piniritong tamarong
panihapon: chicken caldereta (my specialty)

naay branch ang philippine farmers bank sa cebu.

mao jud na ang tinuod attorney. nagpasabot ba kaha ni nga inutil ang kapolisan sa bohol? kadto ganing kapitan sa ubay man tingale to nga nakuhaan ug mga armas. taga cebu baya gihapon ang nag raid ato. kadtong sa mansasa nga kapitan illegal gambling cebu police operatives lang gihapon.

ang kadtong sa san miguel nga tulisan, naa man toy standing warrant of arrest sa cebu maong taga cebu ang nikuha ato. wala may kalibutan ang mga police didto sa ila nga naa ra diay nagtago.

Pareha pud diay sa BNHS Batch 95. every sandugo pud.

wa ka nakapamista pero nakaagi ko didto adtong lunes. mao toy akong nakit-an nga gipamilit sa mga poste.

pamahaw: paliya gibutangan ug itlog
paniudto: piniritong isda ug buwad
panihapon: utan nga mais, gabi, kalbasa, agbati, kamunggay ug okra.

well, abot naman gani si ondoy cajes pamutang ug poster sa loon. naay daghang poster niya didto gipamilit nag greet ug happy fiesta sa taga loon.

ever after between your legs

According to reports from a Panamanian news company, a group of teenagers in the small town of Cerro Azul have killed a mysterious beast that crawled out of the lake as they played at the waterfront on Saturday.

Reports state that the beast, described by local as ‘Gollum’ emerged from the lake and headed towards the teenagers “as if to attack them”. The four teenagers aged between 14 and 16 threw rocks at the beast to kill it before running away. They later returned to take pictures of it, which they passed onto Panama’s Telemetro television station.

The strange hairless beast has already been likened to the ‘Montauk Monster’ an unidentified creature that washed up on a Long Island beach last year.

here's the picture.

it sounds bias but i think it's one of the preventive measures not to escalate the case further. we know that there is always an exemption if that will lead to a good result or it's for a good cause.

sige man lang taga cebu ang makadakop sa mga taga bohol.

district 9

pagkatilaw nako sa akong first kiss, ganahan lang ko kalit paminaw aning kantaha.

'Sang saglit ng ubod-tagal
Unang halik ng 'yong mahal
Isang saglit lang nang matikman
Isang saglit lang parang walang hanggan
'Yan ang iyong unang halik

Kailan ba 'yon, kay tagal na
Ngunit tamis naroon pa
Tuwing ang mata'y mapipikit
Bakit tamis kusang nagbabalik
Kukupas pa ngunit hindi
Ang alaala mo ng una mong halik

REFRAIN
Puso mo'y maghahanap
Muli at muli kang magmamahal
Lahat ay malilimot mo
Ngunit hindi, ngunit hindi ang...

Iyong unang halik
Unang tibok ng pusong sabik
Isang saglit lang nang matikman
Isang saglit lang, parang walang hanggan
Limutin mo man, mahirap gawin
Dahil damdamin mo sumisigaw
Mapipi man ang 'yong bibig
Kay tamis ng una mong halik

pamahaw: tinuwang isda nga badlong
paniudto: monggos nga gitunoan gisagolan ug agbati, tangkong agbati
panihapon: piniritong isda nga katambak, utan nga agbati, kamunggay, okra, kalbasa, gabi, batong ug tawong.

aw mao diay na. abi nako ang bunsod puro ra na kawayan kay tag-as man.

Video streaming website YouTube has signed a new deal with the Performing Right Society (PRS) to once again feature music videos on their site. This new deal ends a dispute between the two parties, which saw UK users unable to watch thousands of music videos on YouTube.

The original licensing agreement ended in December and after failing to reach an agreement, YouTube, which is owned by Google decided to block thousands of music videos to UK users.

The PRS, which has now been rebranded PRS for Music, collects and pays royalties to its members when a piece of music is sold, broadcast or performed in public as well as being made available online.

Google has agreed to pay the PRS a large lump sum, which will be backdated to January and cover official music videos as well as user generated content and music played in the background on TV shows.

A spokesman for YouTube said that the blocked videos will start to appear again in the next couple of days.

Until fairly recently, the deaf were the forgotten users of the web. By contrast, great hullabaloos were made over the course of the last decade and a half about the needs of the visually impaired. Browser software began to enact zooming features and on-the-fly text-size alteration, and screen readers such as Jaws have been undergoing steady development for years.

If you’re looking for information about ‘accessibility’ for the internet then chances you’ll find that most information is about the needs of those with visual problems â€" closely followed by those with motor difficulties. As a result, there are a raft of conventions and technologies out there for anyone wishing to make their content accessible to the blind, and almost nothing about the deaf.

At first pass, you could be forgiven for thinking that the internet is actually the perfect medium for deaf people. Largely based on textual communication, there seemed to be little requirement to take into account the needs of the deaf.

But that was the old web. The web of usenet and forums and blogs. The web where the word was king. But today, streaming media has finally become reality. From YouTube to Spotify, Joost to Hulu, content is increasingly being served as audio and video. The attractions are manifest and obvious. We do our best communication face to face, and the nuances of extemporised speech make points in a way that only the best of writers can emulate in text. When Google decided to start answering questions from its users, the format it chose was spoken-to-camera video on their popular Webmasters YouTube channel. And when President Obama called Kanye a ‘jackass’ the story only really went into hyperdrive with the release of the audio which turned dry reportage into something real and immediate.

Suddenly, a new frontier in web accessibility is opening up â€" and the deaf are on the wrong side of that gulf.

Does the answer lie with the BBC?
Currently, there is very little in the way of provision for the deaf to interact with video content in particular. As video blogging takes off, the problem is only going to get greater. Whilst lip-reading on television or in person might be second nature to many deaf people, the relatively poor resolution of much video content makes it unclear how well this ability will help deaf listeners. And of course in the case where voiceover narration is used to contextualise the imagery, lip-reading will be no use at all.

Now the BBC has announced that it’s own in-house video player â€" the iPlayer â€" will be almost fully subtitled by the end of this year, with further improvements mooted for 2010. This includes live streaming content. The aim is ambitious, as the Beeb concede:

“Improved live subtitle synchronisation â€" live subtitles on iPlayer, at present, are based on those from broadcast TV and we are still working on ensuring that the time-lag between speech and subtitles, which is a limitation of the current live subtitling broadcast process and the current online repurposing process, is reduced as much as reasonably possible to improve the experience of watching live subtitles online”

Now this technology is proprietary and currently only available to UK television license payers who watch BBC TV, but an important watermark has been reached: it is technically feasible to bring video content to deaf people online.

Will this cross over into the mainstream and become an automated service on sites like YouTube? The answer is probably “yes”, but not for a long time. Deciphering audio into text has proven to be a very difficult hurdle for technologists to bridge, although there are plenty of companies developing solutions as we speak.

So while the gulf has finally been acknowledged, and technology is coming up to speed in some ways, but we are a long way from utopia. But with the weight of organisations like the BBC behind it, the solution is tantalisingly close to making a truly accessible web for all.

The AFP news agency has confirmed that the EU is investigating reports of iPhones exploding or cracking spontaneously. iPhone users from all over Europe including the UK, Sweden, Holland and France have reported similar problems, prompting the EU investigation.

Apple, who manufactures the iPhone confirmed that they are aware of the reports and are waiting for the faulty devices from customers so they can test them. Head of European Communications for Apple, Alan Hely said, “We are waiting to receive the iPhones from the customers,”

Adding that: “Until we have the full details, we don’t have anything further to add.”

It has been reported that the cause of the problem could be the devices lithium batteries, which could overheat.

Last week, a 26 year old security guard from France claimed he was hit in the face and eye with glass when his iPhone screen cracked when he was using it. The unnamed man has said he will seek a full refund and sue for damages.

Apple has sold over 26 million iPhones worldwide since its release in 2007 from its exclusive network deals, which can be obtained straight from the network or through mobile phone comparison sites.

A family in China has been left marooned after they refused to move for a government project. Their house and car have been left in the lurch after government workers started digging around their possessions. The car now sits on a 50ft high column of earth in the mountainous Hanjiagen Village in northern China.

The government project is levelling several hills in the area to pave the way for new homes, but when Qu Liming and his family refused to leave the workers dug round them. Talking to the Chineese press, Mr Liming said; “My son drove his car in front of the house to stop the bulldozers from digging the soil, but unexpectedly, they dug out all the soil around the car, leaving the car perched on top of an isolated island”.

The family cannot move their car and have to climb a vertical cliff to reach their home. Mr Liming added, “Each day we really have to climb into the house, since the soil has been removed, and it’s a vertical cliff for us”.

The project owners and village officials have refused to comment on the situation.

In a bid to stay ahead of the market, UK theme park Alton Towers has introduced a speed dating service on its rollercoasters. Billed as the world’s fastest date, singles can now have a date on a number of the parks rollercoasters including Air, Nemesis, Oblivion and Rita â€" Queen of speed.

Men and women who sign up to the service will experience a new style of speed dating, with some of the rollercoasters reaching speeds of up to 62mph and another lasting under a minute. Sales director for the park Morwenna Angove said: “We pride ourselves on offering our visitors the ultimate day out or short break and have an amazing combination of adrenalin-inducing rides and attractions”.

Adding that, “We’re confident that combining such thrilling experiences with the added exhilaration of meeting a potential new partner will ensure the most memorable date ever.”

The speed dating scheme will be trailed throughout September.

Two old age pensioners have admitted robbing more than £2,000 worth of goods from a newsagents in Glasgow. 72 year old James Adams and 70 year old Richard Mulhearn are believed to be Scotland’s oldest thief’s after admitting to raiding MK & Co newsagents on Glasgow’s Byres Road last October.

Glasgow’s Sheriff Court heard accounts on how Mr. Mulhearn distracted the 57 year old shop assistant as Mr Adams made off with cash, mobile top-up cards, stamps and electricity cards. The shop assistant had been working on her own when Mr Mulhearn entered the shop asking for help in purchasing light bulbs that were situated at the rear of the shop.

Mr Adams then entered the shop and removed the goods while the assistant was distracted. The shop assistant later called the police when she realised that the goods were missing. Police later found £700 cash and mobile phone top-up cards in Mr Mulhearn’s living room.

The two pensioners have been released on bail awaiting sentence.

impason ang akong utang aron magpuyo nako nga haruhay.

unsaon man na nilang mangroves nga dili man na maayong himoong dapat sa balay? putlon ra arong isugnod?

kung modagan si julius pagka congressman, hadlok jud siyang eddie ug iyang kan-on ang iyang mga gipanulti nga di jud modagan ug laing posisyon kundi governor lang.

murag na relate na ni adtong usa ka thread about filipinas marrying foreigners for money. let's just hope nga joke lang to ug dili tinuod ang iyang post.

it depends on which side is danding between noynoy and gibo who are both his nephews. either way, whoever wins he will still surely will get some benefits from it as they are known to have close family ties. since gibo already declared that it's purely work related and it will put any barrier between him and his cousin then it's we can see a neck to neck matchup between the 2.

im on training again

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on September 17, 2009, 04:32:54 AM
Wala man siguroy law nagprohibit aning lifejacket Ray.Mas maayo pa gani nuon nga kara passenger sa barko magdala nalang ug lifejacket siguro pa heheheh.

raqs naay balaod ana. kalimot lang ko asa to nalatid pero sure ko dili na pwede maduwaduwaan ang life jackets. in fact sa akong nahibaw-an dunay certain rules and regulations usa ka makapalit ana.

i think you are right. but in my own perception about the incident. i think ingking is just keeping the 2 worlds apart. not because he's afraid of retaliation from the dumaluan camp but for the good of the case.

pamahaw: sayos buntag nag-utan kay kaayo ihigop ug init. akong gisagol ang dabong (ubod sa kawayan), mais, kamunggay, agbati, tangkong, batong, gabi ug kalbasa. gisubakan ug ulo sa isda nga salimbagon. pun-an ug buwad potpot nga pinakaging

paniudto: piniritong isda nga bodboron
panihapon: tawgi ug baguio beans

it's an advantage to have the looks because it's like a charm. if you have looks, most likely ladies will surely be attracted to you. however some people are not really particular about the looks but the innermost beauty which is the attitude and decorum.

MANILA, Philippines - Defense Secretary Gilbert Teodoro, as expected, was chosen yesterday by the Lakas-Kampi-CMD leadership as the administration’s standard bearer for the 2010 elections in a swift decision that could also lead to a split in the ruling party.

The administration party also selected Interior and Local Governments Secretary Ronaldo Puno as vice presidential bet following a four-hour meeting of the National Executive Committee at the Edsa Shangri-la Hotel in Mandaluyong City.

The meeting started at 10 a.m. and was presided over by Lakas-Kampi-CMD president Executive Secretary Eduardo Ermita.

President Arroyo, party chair, was not present as she left for official visits to Turkey, London and Saudi Arabia.

Also conspicuously absent was former President Fidel Ramos, whose exact title within the party has yet to be resolved. Ramos has refused to serve as chairman emeritus of the party, whose merger he has not recognized.

The meeting began with the two aspirants â€" Teodoro and Metropolitan Manila Development Authority Chairman Bayani Fernando â€" trying to convince those present why they should be selected as the party’s standard bearer.

Fernando, however, questioned the committee’s authority to select its standard bearer and asked the governing body to postpone its announcement and let all the voting party members to directly choose their presidential bet.

The two presidential aspirants took turns answering questions on their respective positions on issues, including the Mindanao peace process, communist insurgency, climate change, youth, housing, agrarian reform, and graft and corruption.

“In the end, however, one man alone had to be chosen as standard bearer to lead the party in the elections of 2010 and, with God’s grace, to lead our country to its rightful place of dignity, unity, peace and prosperity,” Presidential Adviser for Political Affairs and Lakas-Kampi-CMD secretary general Gabriel Claudio said in announcing to the media the selection of Teodoro.

Preordained
While the National Executive Committee refused to disclose the results of the vote, sources said Teodoro received over 40 votes out of the 55 members who attended the meeting. The committee has 64 members.

Claudio and Ermita claimed that the decision was reached through an “overwhelming” consensus, but party sources said a secret balloting was held among the members present to make the decision unambiguous.

Ermita said the decision of the ruling committee would have to be ratified during a national convention to be called by the Lakas-Kampi-CMD leadership. He, however, admitted it was unlikely that the decision of the national executive committee would be overturned.

Ermita and Claudio said the party was not worried over Teodoro’s low ratings in the presidential surveys.

Claudio said the prospect of Teodoro facing off with his cousin, Senator Benigno Aquino III, in the debates would be “interesting and exciting.”

“Gibo will be campaigning on the strength of his own merits and qualifications,” he said, adding that Mrs. Arroyo did not express her preference between the two aspirants and wanted to leave the matter to the party.

Claudio said the President would be immediately informed of the decision.

While the party leadership went through the motion of listening to the two aspirants, it appeared that the members of the committee had already made up their minds.

Teodoro’s speech was interrupted at least twice by applause by the members of the committee and audience, who remained silent when it was Fernando’s turn.

Present during the event was a member of the committee who is also the president of the League of Provinces of the Philippines (LPP), Misamis Occidental Gov. Leo Ocampos. The LPP earlier endorsed Teodoro as the party’s presidential bet.

The questions also appeared to be tailored to bring out Teodoro’s strengths as a lawyer and an expert in security matters as issues on the communist insurgency, Mindanao peace process, agrarian reform, and Charter change â€" his advocacy â€" were raised.

Bayani might still run
Fernando, a member of the national executive committee, also got some applause for some of his responses during the grilling.   

When asked by Pampanga Rep. Juan Miguel Arroyo on whether they would abide by the party decision, Teodoro replied in the affirmative while Fernando said he was keeping his options open.

After the question-and-answer, the two aspirants left the room. Teodoro declined to give interviews, but Fernando was already telling reporters that he might push through with his presidential ambitions as an independent.

“As I said before, I’m desidido, pursigido at diretso (I’m decided, determined and direct).”

When asked to comment on observations that the selection process was just a formality for Teodoro, Claudio said: “That’s a matter of speculation, that’s a matter of interpretation.”

He pointed out that the national executive committee represents “the broadest possible cross-section of the membership of the party” including local government executives, members of Congress, and members of the Cabinet.

“They (members of the committee) were here to express not only their preference but having made consultations (with their) respective groups, they did in fact manifest the sentiments of those groups,” Claudio said.

Puno, on the other hand, thanked the party leadership for declaring him its “preferred” candidate for vice president and expressed optimism that the “Gibo-Ronnie” tandem will be the team to beat in next year’s polls.

Another Arroyo in the making
But the militant group Bayan warned that a Teodoro presidency might be another six years of the Arroyo administration.

“No other presidential aspirant has so passionately defended the VFA (Visiting Forces Agreement) and the presence of US troops in the country than Sec. Teodoro. We should be wary of his apparent poor track record in asserting national sovereignty. His rise to the presidency may further erode whatever gains we had when the Senate kicked out the bases,” said Bayan secretary general Renato Reyes Jr.

Regardless of his chances of winning the presidential derby next year, Bayan said militant groups remain wary of Teodoro.

The Trade Union Congress of the Philippines (TUCP), meanwhile, called on all presidential aspirants to present concrete plans to combat the country’s unemployment.

“They should clearly present to the workers, who comprise a large part of the voting population, how they intend to help workers secure decent jobs,” TUCP assistant general secretary Alex Aguilar said.

Let’s get it on
Right after Teodoro and Puno got the nod, Palawan Rep. Antonio Alvarez urged all presidential aspirants to immediately start a series of debates among themselves so the people would know their respective programs of government.

He said an unscripted question-and-answer format would allow the public to know more about the aspirants and their programs.

“Forget about Pacquiao and Cotto. I am more interested in the intellectual mano-y-mano between Gibo and Noynoy (Sen. Benigno Aquino III), or Sen. Manny Villar versus Sen. Francis Escudero,” he said.

Alvarez said politicians who have the guts to aspire for the presidency “should be gutsy enough to debate with their probable opponents.”

“Now that the standard bearers of the different political parties have been identified, except for the NPC, the candidates can now expound on their platform of government and the different issues affecting the people, Quezon Rep. Lorenzo “Erin” Tañada III, who leads the Liberal Party in the House, said.

Alvarez stressed that those who would shy away from public debates have no right to aspire for the highest office.                 

He also called on universities and business groups to sponsor more forums where aspirants can talk about their programs of government.

He cited the presidential primaries in the United States where then candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton tussled in more than 100 meetings and debates.

“What we need is our own presidential primaries where the candidates will appear before the people to bare their programs,” he said.

Alvarez noted that at present, handlers of candidates are staging “antiseptic affairs” where the sound bite and the photo of the day are determined in advance “when what the people need is the aspirants’ unplugged moment.”

“It’s hard to gauge the candidates in cut-and-dried 30-seconders. It increases recall and visibility but does nothing to improve voter education,” he said.                 

Teodoro and Aquino, who is the Liberal Party standard-bearer, are cousins. They are both Cojuangcos on their mothers’ side.

The defense chief earlier said politics would not destroy his blood relations and friendship with the only son of the late President Corazon Cojuangco Aquino.

“There will be no mudslinging between us during the election campaign,” he said.

CEBU, Philippines - After learning of the massive cutting down of mangroves at the Banacon Mangrove Forest, the Provincial Board of Bohol during a joint committee hearing last Friday pushed that all those caught inflicting any more damage to the said coastal forest shall be dealt with according to the existing applicable environmental laws.

“A clear damage has been done. This committee recommends the filing of appropriate charges against those who are caught cutting up mangroves in Banacon (Mangrove Forest),” said Bohol PB member Alfonso Demalerio upon learning of the reports of the Community Environment and Natural Resources Office in Talibon and of the environmental group Knight-Stewards of the Sea, Inc. or Seaknights.

The Bohol PB Committees on the Environment headed by Demalerio and on Peace and Order headed by PB member Mafe Camacho-Lejos called on a joint committee hearing late last week after The FREEMAN published a report last August 25 on the damage made to Asia’s largest coastal forest in Banacon.

Edgar Ricafort of the Office of the Protected Area Superintendent, which is under the Department of Environment and Natural Resources tasked to monitor the Banacon Mangrove Forest in Getafe town, said that in their latest survey of the area, they observed “overharvesting” of the supposed protected area of mangroves.

The Banacon Mangrove Forest is considered the biggest in Asia for covering 600 hectares in size based on the DENR record. But because of the alleged “illegal cutting of mangroves,” about 200 hectares of it are now “patches” along the corridor where local and foreign tourists pass through to get a view of this eco-tourism attraction, said Alejandro Estopa, also from the DENR.

Engineer Romeo Cabading of the Seaknights, who also carried out an ocular inspection in the area, said that inner parts of the forest are also balding, as “cutters would opt for a portion to hide their crime.”

The cut mangrove trees being hardwood are made as foundation support for the increasing seaweed production in the area, and for house construction. These are also highly preferred for fuelwood and charcoal because of their very high heating values comparable to that of coconut shell charcoal.

Moreover, mangrove trees are popular for their high strength and durability. In fact, according to a DENR primer on values of mangroves, the latter exceed the strength requirements for class C1 of Philippine timbers; hence, are suitable for structural purposes. In coastal villages, mangrove trees are generally used for posts, for skeletal framework of small houses and for poles of “baklad” or fish fence.

Ricafort said that the Banacon Fisherfolks and Mangrove Planters Association, which was issued the Community-Based Forest Management Agreement for the entire Banacon Island of which the forest is included, by the DENR in 2002, was supposed to be “capable enough to manage and protect,” as it was under evaluation prior to the issuance of the contract, and that its officers and members committed to protecting the forest before they signed the agreement.

But Dioscoro Canlobo III, president of BAFMAPA, said that not all the planters are BAFMAPA members. And if they are, they can not stop them from cutting mangroves, as once they do, they would only reason out that they plant those mangroves hence they have the right to cut them.

Canlobo also said that a large part of the plantation, which is divided into several blocks, is allegedly owned by Cebuanos like a certain lawyer named Democrito Mendoza, businessman Peter Yu, among others.

These “big-time Cebuanos” reportedly have “people under them” who actually “man their own shares” of the forest, Canlobo further said.

But Ricafort said that based on their records, the entire forest is still under the stewardship of the BAFMAPA, and that no private individuals could own such being inalienable in nature.

Of the many suspects, so far a certain Jason “Siwik” Torion was apprehended last month.

Demalerio said that Torion should be charged criminally for violating environmental laws so such would serve as a lesson to the other illegal cutters.

But Canlobo said that Torion is just a small part of the big problem; that if the government would pin him down, it might create a chaos in the area, especially that the people in Banacon still largely depends on the mangroves.

Lejos, for her part, said that the people still do not see the importance of mangroves to the ecosystem, hence, they must also be informed first; otherwise, there would be bigger and deeper conflicts ahead.

For his part, lawyer Raul Barbarona of the Environment Legal Assistance Center said that the “owners” should be organized and that the CBFMA should be reviewed, and if BAFMAPA is still capable of managing the forest.

Barbarona said he believes the cutting down of mangroves is not just a small trade.

He cited that last month, they intercepted a delivery of 10,000 cut mangrove lumbers being delivered to Hingutanan town. Each tree is sold for P2. They were told that those were from Inabanga, another town of Bohol near Getafe. But Barbarona said that some of those, if not all, were from Banacon, being the largest plantation of mangroves in the whole of Bohol.

NEW TWIST IN RECENT SHOOTOUT

Provincial Director Edgardo Ingking of the Philippine National Police (PNP) yesterday reacted sharply to the stinging tirades of Doloriech Dumaluan after the former Panglao mayor was barred from making a prison visit to his alleged assailant as a result of a shooting incident last August 25 where the doctor was wounded.

The former mayor used the facilities of the two city radio stations in heaping verbal attacks to the PNP director as his reaction when he was refused to be allowed a visit to Teodulo Macalandag, the suspect in the shooting incident that wounded Dumaluan.

Macalandag is detained at the PNP lock up jail. While in prison, Dumaluan sought permission from Police Senior Supt. Ingking to visit the suspect but the later refused.

The former then went on air and lambasted Ingking for his refusal to allow him to visit the detainee.

Macalandag is one of the respondents in at least four criminal complaints for attempted murder filed by the doctor as a result of the recent shootout near the Dumaluan Beach Resort in Bolod, Panglao town. The suspect was also wounded in the incident.

In explaining his side of the controversy, Ingking said the prohibition on Dumaluan to grant him the detainee's visit, was based on standard operating procedure.

The provincial director said the Camp Dagohoy detention building is not an ordinary government facility.

He said it is a vital government installation which houses the headquarters of the provincial police and a detention cell for suspects under custodial investigation.

According to Ingking, security of the camp and all persons inside is the primary responsibility of the provincial director.

He added as the prisoners are under the custody of the police, it is very important that all measurers should be undertaken to ensure their protection and treatment in accordance with the United Nations' Standard for Treatment on Inmates. For this reason, Ingking said, visitors may be denied access or entry.

Citing a basic provision of the SOP, Ingking said this pertains to the refusal of visitation by victims to the suspects who are responsible for the crime committed against them, especially if the crime involves taking or attempting to take the life of the victim.

Ingking said this was based on the premise that victims, as human nature dictates, have the tendency to retaliate to the person responsible for shooting him.

In the instant case, Ingking added, this was the primary reason why Dumaluan was not allowed to visit Macalandag who is the person suspected to be shooting him.

At the same time, Ingking took exception to Dumaluan's accusations that he was bias to the other party in the shooting incident.

Ingking said when the report of the shooting reached the Tourist Police Office, police officers immediately responded to the crime scene and a series of actions were carried out by the police to ensure prompt and systematic investigation of the case.

According to the provincial director, he cannot understand why he was accused of bias when police officers, after gathering enough evidences, filed at least four criminal complaints against Macalandag and several others.

Col. Ingking formed a task force headed by Police Supt. Abner Catalla to look into the alleged shootout.

The same task force also filed a criminal complaint, this time, against Dr. Dumaluan for illegal possession of firearm. A cal 9mm Glock 26 pistol was found in the crime scene and subsequent investigation showed that it was registered in the name of Dumaluan. Recovered in the crime scene, the firearm although licensed, its registration was found to have expired last January 26, 2009.

In the same press statement, Ingking also mentioned that this was the second time that a firearm owned by the ex-mayor was confiscated.

On September 26, 2007, a similar complaint was filed involving an AK 47 rifle licensed to Dumaluan which was confiscated by the police from Gregorio Dafeles, a person employed by Dumaluan as personal bodyguard.

Records show that at the time of the arrest. Dafeles was already a wanted person who evaded his sentence for homicide covered under a Arrest Warrant by RTC Branch 91 of Quezon City dated Auguit 14, 1992. The criminal case is still pending in court. Dafeles is still detained at the PNP jail.

Two other security guards employed by the former mayor were also facing illegal possession of firearms charges after they were found to have possessed shotguns not registered in their names.

Governor Erico Aumentado who was recently installed regional chairman for Central Visayas of the administration party Lakas-Kampi-CMD chose the turf of Cong. Roberto "Ondoy" Cajes as the venue where he announced the lawmaker's bid for vice governor.

The announcement virtually shattered once and for all the rumors and speculations about the governor's choice for vice governor although in some instances the provincial executive was also heard rooting for either Provincial Administrator Tomas Abapo, Jr. or Board Member Concepcion Lim, 'depending on the audience' ,he was in.

Aumentado's proclamation in favor of the second district solon was made during the 62nd town anniversary celebration of Trinidad in front of hundreds of Trinidadnons last September 1.

Cajes gladly accepted the governor's pronouncement while recognizing Aumentado's magic touch that convinced him to enter politics almost 17 years ago when he ran and was elected as board member in 1992.

While reliable sources reported that Aumentado's choice for provincial chairmanship of Lakas-Kampi-CMD was Cajes, this was reportedly turned down by the legislator to pave way for the administration's gubernatorial candidate to assume the chairmanship left vacant by Aumentado's promotion.

The course of Cajes political journey was marked with a single defeat in 1995 elections but he regained victory in 1998 elections for his second term as board member.

In 2001 elections, it was also Aumentado who encouraged Cajes to run for representative in the second district of Bohol where he emerged victorious in a dramatic one-on-one fight for congress between Cajes and former Inabanga mayor Jose "Boy" Jumamoy.

The Bohol Polls 2005 conducted by the Research Center of Holy Name University revealed that most of the constituencies of Cajes have come to know the solon's projects not from newspapers, radio or television but from actually seeing and experiencing them.

In the 2007 elections, Cajes leadership and strategies in the political arena were proven impressive in his capacity as chairman of the second district Lakas-Kampi-CMD. His leadership led to the victories of 13 mayors out of 14 mayoralty candidates. It was a victory that was not seen in other congressional districts in Bohol.

Cajes leadership was recognized nationally as early as his first term as congressman. He was among the few neophyte who earned the respect of his colleagues leading to his appointment as Senior Vice Chairman of the Committee on Transportation and Telecommunications-a seat that is rarely given to neophyte solons.

In his second term, Cajes became the Chairman of the Ethics Committee. During his chairmanship, the committee had caught media mileage as it delved national issues that shook the country and even affected the economic activity to include the controversial alleged wealth of the First Family in a German Bank.

In his service to the people, he earned several citations such as one of the most Outstanding Neophyte Congressman of the 12th Congress, the Legislator par Excellence of the year 2002, Congressman of the Year being awarded by the Philippines Media Enforcers, Inc., Public Servant of the Philippines for 2002; and the Development of the Filipino Youth Inc. as an Outstanding Congressman of the year 2002.