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Quote from: islander on December 14, 2012, 04:07:18 PM
baye tingali nang itika kay nganong laki may iyang gi-attack.  mga baye pod ang gaalirong, ready to help the duck, in case.

Di man mga baye ang gaalirong. Mga laki na oi, TB members pa. Kanang ga-stockings, imo nag katagilungsod...

Quote from: islander on December 14, 2012, 04:05:51 PM
aw, naa gyod diay attack duck?  now pa ko...

hinoon, sa gamay pa ko, natuhik tuod akong tiil ug itik, pero wa may sakit bisag nisyagit kog hilak.  it wasn't an attack duck.  it was only a duck that craved attention.

Hmm, a KSP duck? Di kaha to mestizo unggoy?

Quote from: chriswise on December 14, 2012, 05:16:49 PM
Before, the source said, the distractions in Pacquiao’s life were his gambling and drinking buddies. “Now, the distractions are the pastors and they are far more costly than the previous ones.”

Hmm, hayahay pas pulis sa Pitogo ning mga pastora...

Quote from: chriswise on December 14, 2012, 05:16:49 PM
“They are making our boxing idol a milking cow.

Agoi, mga Pastor Alimatok diay...

Quote from: chriswise on December 14, 2012, 05:15:45 PM
  WALA NA USO ang DRESS karon kay bisag ang tag iya wala na gisoot,,he,he,he,,

Hmm, kahinumdom man lang ta sa usa ka milyonir nga daghang pakulo kay KSP man...

Quote from: bugsay on December 13, 2012, 03:48:48 PM
hehehe..bisi diay tawon ug tugway..

He he , gipatambopk ang iyang mga kanding para lami lutoon isip fried chicken...

FCO: North Korean Ambassador summoned to Foreign and Commonwealth Office
Wednesday 12th December 2012 | 16:09
Foreign and Commonwealth Office press release


The Permanent Under Secretary, Simon Fraser, today summoned the DPRK Ambassador in London, Mr Hyon Hak Bong, to the Foreign and Commonwealth Office following news of the launch of a satellite by North Korea earlier today. Simon Fraser made clear to the Ambassador the UK's condemnation of the DPRK's actions. He stressed that the international community was united in their assessment that this launch, using ballistic missile technology, was a breach of UN Security Council Resolution 1874 and that it threatened regional stability. He urged the DPRK to avoid further provocative action and take urgent steps to re-engage constructively with the international community. Finally he pointed out that instead of expecting international aid and assistance the DPRK could have spent the money used on this launch to bring food and modernisation to its people. -- http://www.politicshome.com/uk/

Quote from: islander on December 14, 2012, 03:03:45 PM

Attack duck in action...

Quote from: islander on December 14, 2012, 03:01:29 PM

Unsa may di klaro? Dili abli apan dili tungod sa nangamang nga mga langgam...

Quote from: islander on December 07, 2012, 04:05:20 PM
ang bagumbayan sa amo kay pan nga bahaw nga gi-recycle ni intsik beho into big cookies nga makapangag. 

Hmm, mao ni siya? Nahibilin pa ang imong iningkiban...

Agoi, sipyat...

Quote from: islander on December 14, 2012, 11:47:23 AM

Selena Gomez
mao nay underwear nga gitawag ug granny undies
(silang lola hubag ug lola bugsay ray mosul-ob)

Kuwang sa kirit-kirit...

Venus Williams

Quote from: wardiflex on December 13, 2012, 03:13:53 PM
hahahha tahas jud diay na?

He he, tahas, tulumanon, panaad...

Quote from: bugsay on December 13, 2012, 03:46:10 PM
nianang bahina, tunokon man ang gilatsan, pilit kining gisubli-subli...

...ug gumikan sa ingon, ikaw nakahupot og kalinaw sa pagpamalandong nga dako kag gikatampo sa kutas nga pagbugtaw sa tingusbawan niining makaluluoy nga mamords jamong barely legal nga chicks...

Tinuyo na man ning kang Ms. Lohan...

Bwahaha!

Quote from: islander on December 14, 2012, 10:53:56 AM
kun daghan buslot, eyelets ang tawag sa panapton ana.  daghang matag tiki.

Hmm, you mean, ingon ani ang underwear ni Bugsay?

Quote from: bugsay on December 14, 2012, 10:53:55 AM
ipa pakyaw nalang kay basin dugay ma ukang pag inutong..

He he, angay magsul-ob ani ang kalibang vendor...

Quote from: bugsay on December 14, 2012, 10:43:35 AM
di maayo nga wa'y underwear....magsul-ob gihapon....pero buslot..

Hmm, pila kabuok buslot?

Quote from: bugsay on December 14, 2012, 10:49:37 AM
lawom kaajo...lapos sa sinina?..

Matinaupon kaayo...

Dos pesos kon LBM...

Quote from: bugsay on December 14, 2012, 10:46:57 AM
cool kaayo ni para negosyo....instead nga balut ang isinggit..."libang mo dinha!!" peso lang kadalingkod for 3 minutes...

Bwahaha! Morag nakaideya, ay...

Quote from: bugsay on December 14, 2012, 10:42:20 AM
maayo pod pagka photoshop....gi highlight and bumper aron molugwa.....tipikal hubag istayl..

He he, tipikal Bugsay analisis...

No problemo si Miss (not Ma'am, please) Bugsay kay dugay na siyang believer sa no-underwear policy...

Quote from: bugsay on December 13, 2012, 06:42:53 PM
hmmm...ikaw gyud lage ni jennifer...

Bwahaha! Master simhoter diay si Bay Chongks...

Quote from: islander on December 13, 2012, 08:23:51 PM
abi nakog okay ra ang kusi.

Okay bitaw, pero depende kinsay mokusi...

Mora lag lungon ang upper portion...

Milyonirs galing ning mga animala...

Lami kaayo ligidligiran, Bay Vots...

Hmm, morag di jud ni siya hilig og underwear...

Hmm, Anne hath a way with slits...

Going away in style, Gangnam style...

Quote from: Votives on December 14, 2012, 08:36:30 AM
nindot diay og ingon ani kabaga atong balahibo kay dili ta tugnawon....

Ingon ana kabaga ang balahibo pero kinahanglan ingon ana pud ang nawong... puwa2x...

Quote from: islander on December 12, 2012, 01:40:02 PM
more.  miss canduao.

Hmm, basin beauty nang daan sa gamay pa. Miss Kindergarten?

Hayahay gid man hang Pasko ni Botoy, hayahay kay may naa buslot hang ipok...

Quote from: bugsay on December 13, 2012, 11:30:12 AM
nyahahah.....lisod man na'ng buhata..

Lisod tuod, apan kon bug-os ang tinguha nga binuligan sa paningkamot, hayan nga matuman (sama nga natuman mo na) kining maong tahas...

Kaluoy intawon, ihawon lang...

Quote from: roots on December 13, 2012, 11:50:17 AM
all i want for christmas...

Here you go...






Wrap her yourself...

Quote from: Chongki on December 13, 2012, 11:47:02 AM
hmmmm....simhoton sa nako

Hmm, sama ani?

Quote from: bugsay on December 13, 2012, 11:41:18 AM
kumusta na'ng imong piggery sa manok?

He he, morag poultry sa kanding na pud iyang tirada...

Quote from: bugsay on December 13, 2012, 11:41:18 AM
hehehe...nitunga na uroy ning karaho ay.....manghatag seguro ni'g pinaskuhan;D

Agoi, unaha ko, Bay Chris! Bisag tunga lang sa dosena nga dressed chicken!

Quote from: chriswise on December 13, 2012, 11:39:18 AM
Ipa kaon na diay kanding bai he he he

Hmm, kanding na pud diay imong gibuhi hon, Bay Chris?

Quote from: bugsay on December 13, 2012, 11:25:18 AM
hahaha..lawgawa..

suko kaayo ang kanahan..

Hmm, basin guardian angel ni Mayweather ning bataa...

AGE NO ISSUE

Bassil said that lots of publicity often correlates to higher desirability ranking from men, but too many headlines can leave men looking elsewhere.

The most notable drop was socialite Kardashian, who fell 90 places from last year's No. 8 ranking.

"Kim Kardashian is petering off and basically dropping off the list at this point even as she's become more visible," Bassil said.

Youth also appears to have taken a backseat in men's tastes as this year's rankings feature a handful of women over 40.

"We've seen that increasingly over the past two or three years," Bassil said. "Like most things in life, attractiveness is extending into middle age ... Who knows? In 20 years we could see 60-year-olds on the list."

Those over the age of 40 on the list include U.S. First Lady Michelle Obama, 48; comedienne Sarah Silverman, 42; actress Lucy Liu, 44; and British actress Rachel Weisz, 42.

New Yahoo! President and Chief Executive Marissa Mayer was the only business executive to make list at No. 59.

The full list can be seen at www.askmen.com.

By Eric Kelsey | Reuters â€" Tue, Dec 11, 2012 10:52 PM PHT


LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Jennifer Lawrence, you are the world's most desirable woman, according to an international poll released on Tuesday by the website AskMen.

"The Hunger Games" star rose to the top of the list from No. 47 last year on the heels of the box-office smash while buffing her credibility as a quirky, sex-mad young widow in the independent film "Silver Linings Playbook," AskMen editor in chief James Bassil said.

"Overall, there's a sense that she's a little more authentic than other actors," Bassil said, adding that the public still knows too little about the 22-year-old actress to form a negative opinion.

"She's fresh because we haven't seen her all over the gossip pages for the past three or four years," Bassil said.

Lawrence bumped last year's winner, Sofia Vergara of "Modern Family" fame, down to No. 12, while reality star Kim Kardashian plummeted to No. 98.

The poll surveyed 2.4 million readers asking them to vote on which celebrity they would choose as a prospective partner, according to the website, which is a unit of News Corp. The top 99 are then compiled into the annual poll.

Rounding out the top five were actress Mila Kunis, model Kate Upton, R&B star Rihanna and "Crazy, Stupid, Love" actress Emma Stone.

Botoy kay way ikapanghatag, way Christmas shopping. Dawat ki dawat lang sa idunol...

Quote from: hubag bohol on December 12, 2012, 09:36:00 AM
Naila ang suspek nga makig-sex usab sa mga hayop, sama sa usa ka baboy, matod sa kapulisan.

Kon baktin, double perversion...

Quote from: islander on December 12, 2012, 09:39:21 PM
you seem to be implying that it's pikoy...

Sipyat. Pero ayaw na lang nganli basin moulbo na pud ang kaspa...

Quote from: islander on December 12, 2012, 12:14:23 PM
next on the manufacturing conveyor: imbisibol uwan.

Mao ni ang gipangandaman sa imbisibol payong...

Quote from: islander on December 12, 2012, 12:21:12 PM
salbar gyod hinoon ning klaro kun mag-super typhoon.  apil sa evacuation, take note.

Sayon ra hinuon ni ilupad...

Quote from: islander on December 12, 2012, 12:20:03 PM
asa ang rest room ana?

Wa sa sulod, kay outhouse style. Dia ra, ay...

Quote from: islander on December 12, 2012, 11:03:12 AM
Planets

Saturn, Venus and Mercury will line up in the east-southeastern sky until the last week of December, as Venus and Mercury continue to slide down the horizon.

"It will be a spectacular view with the naked eye and will be a best time for photography, telescoping and binocular viewing," Servando said.

Mars will remain visible a little over 12 degrees above the west-southwestern horizon, an hour after sunset throughout the month.

Hala, mao diay ni akong nakit-an gabii, gilinyahan ang Kabugason...

Sakto ra unta and dukol, tumba na...

Quote from: Chongki on December 12, 2012, 12:26:54 PM
i hope theyll discover a pre-historic ok-ok and name it gloria arroyo

Kanang maputlan og ulo unya di lang kay mabuhi gihapon, mosamot hinuon kaabtik...

Quote from: islander on December 12, 2012, 12:23:57 PM
i'll help you then... mora man to ug hubagamus erasmus man tingali to, named after a long-lost relative of a three-toed dinosaur.

Aw, sakto. A stroke of genius, indeed...

Bwahaha! Kicker pa ang smirking black boy meme...

Wow! Glamorpol...

Patay mali lang si Ondoy. Unsa kahay behavior kon one of the TB boys pa...

Unsa nga side ang mas mapakinabangan?

Quote from: islander on December 12, 2012, 12:23:57 PM
i'll help you then... mora man to ug hubagamus erasmus man tingali to, named after a long-lost relative of a three-toed dinosaur.

Aw, kadto. NDE ravings man to...

10. Don't Have Friends / Spouse

You can even use your social life to shorten your life expectancy. By avoiding friends and not being in an intimate relationship (like a marriage), your life span decreases. Of course, the quality of your friends/spouse matter too. Researchers have not determined which shortens your life span more -- having no friends/spouse or having bad friends/spouse.

http://longevity.about.com/

9. Skip Church / Services

No one really know why (divine justice?) but skipping church or other religious services can shorten your life expectancy by a few years. It seems that people who go to religious services regularly just live longer. To shorten your life expectancy, avoid religious services at all costs and (just to be safe) don't even look at a church, mosque, temple or synagogue.

8. Eat Lots

Here's a method for life span shortening that I don't have to tell most people about. Eating lots of food is a great way to decrease your life expectancy. In fact, when researchers feed monkeys 30% less food, they live longer. Good research shows this probably applies to humans. So, in simple terms, the more food you eat the shorter your life.

7. Don't Get Screened

Screening tests (mammograms, skin cancer checks, etc.) bring up lots of weird attitudes. Many people say "they just don't want to know." Avoiding these tests is another fantastic way to shorten your life. By avoiding screening, you can also avoid access the fabulous advances in early treatment and diagnosis that have saved millions of lives.

6. Dislike Aging

People can get really worked up about growing older. It makes them depressed and even angry (they look at aging as "unfair" in some way). Turns out those attitudes are a great way to avoid excessive aging. People with a negative attitude toward aging live more than 7 years less than those with a very positive attitude. So if aging really bothers you, dwell on it a lot and maybe you won't have as many birthdays to worry about.

5. Be Stressed

Being stressed is a fantastic way to shorten your life. Not only does chronic stress damage tissues in the body through the continual exposure to harmful stress hormones, it also makes you no fun to be around and even interferes with your sleep. This can lead to having fewer friends and a negative outlook (see below). To shorten your life expectancy: avoid relaxation techniques, take everything very personally and try to take on more than is humanly possible.

4. Don't Eat Fruits and Vegetables

Be careful about fruits and vegetables. They contain substances that not only keep you healthy, but that also repair some of the damage caused by aging. When you eat them, they actually can reverse aging in your body. If you are looking to shorten your life span, be sure not to eat more than a few fruits and vegetables each day and cover them in butter and cheese to erase their anti-aging and health benefits.

3. Don't Exercise


Being a coach potato shortens your life expectancy by as much as 9 years. Basically, when your don't workout regularly, your cells tend to age faster (not to mention the extra weight that seems to stick to you more). Not exercising is also a great way to increase your stress level while decreasing your energy level. Not exercising even helps you not fall asleep at night. So if you want to shorten your life expectancy, be tired all the time and feel tense -- not exercising might be right for you.

2. Bad Driving / No Seatbelt

Here's another great way to shorten your life expectancy: drive recklessly and don't wear a seatbelt. Driving accidents are a leading cause of death for young people (and a major cause of death for older people too).

Looking around, I'd say that people are looking for ways to shorten their lives. Smoking, eating too much, and more all add up to subtract years from your life expectancy. Take a look at these top ten ways to shorten your life. Feel proud of each one that doesn't describe you.


1. Smoke

Smoking is a fantastic way to not only to shorten your life, but to reduce your quality of life too. Not only will smokers have up to 14 years less life on average, they will also suffer from side effects like insomnia, shortness of breath and agitation from almost day one. Best of all, they get to pay thousands of dollars a year for these results. And if you want to shorten your life span, don't think you can let up on smoking as you age -- even in middle age or later, when people quit smoking their health improves greatly.

Quote from: Pikoy on December 12, 2012, 07:46:38 PM
awg iyahang dungganun hinoon sigurado gyud nga bergen..

Pwede pud ilongon...

Quote from: bugsay on December 12, 2012, 07:15:43 PM
hehehe....lami baja pod sa hot pot...

Agoi, dia ra...