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Quote from: Macky Ferniz on October 07, 2007, 12:48:54 AM
Mr. Benelynne,

Very interesting topic.

I noticed a documentary featured in the National Geographic back in 2004 produced by a Japanese featuring the Civet (Milo or tinggawong) in the Visayas including Bohol. Is this the same person studying our tarsius?

ivet? is that a cat? ilang secretions daw ana gamiton sa perfume

Guapohan jud kong Cesar Montano raba.

hehehehe

humble jud si Miss AsianFairy bisan unsaon

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a
woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said,
"And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry
for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone he
asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth, and the rejection
that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone
else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and
fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all
circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and
fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife,
but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside
him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to
use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the
clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs
her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the
doorway to her heart -- the place where love resides."

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 07, 2007, 12:05:22 AM


ay kalami...

ako monggos pa gyud naa sa akong huna2x hangtud karon

di ba padad-an man ka ni miss ginger?

hehehehe

manundog ko sa pansit ni miss ginger, kay naglaway jud kos iyang pic

hehehe natakdan si banana, miss happy?

guapa jud miss belle,

samotan na sa design ni Mari...

good luck, miss agnes!

have fun!

don't drink too much barili water,

pag bawon bottled water

dili kaha mag selos si jaja aning imong mga girls, dong?

my plans,

go to the bookstore, go shopping, go to the asian store to buy stuff for pansit, go to church

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 06, 2007, 11:44:53 PM





tinuod gyud na C2...

ako nuon daghan man ko friend nga babaye.. sometimes i thought unsa kaha ug lesbian ko noh??

but nope.. it cant be..

i still like men... hhahhahhaha

I think everyone has a homosexual though at one time or another. Ako bitaw pud sa una, there were so many females I found attractive, I would wonder what it would be like to be intimate with them. Pero never nakong nabuhat. hahaha.

hehehehe

joker si Miss AsianFairy

Quote from: benelynne on October 06, 2007, 11:32:12 PM
Hala, ms da binsi ug C2H4, mura na jud tag mga tarsiers ani--nocturnal animals. It's already 12:30 AM in my territory. Kitang 3 na lang nahabilin aning orasa, 1 male and 2 females, but can't make a choice because you are both cyberspaces away. But I want to assure you I do not have a sexual identity crisis! It's really nice exchanging notes with both of you, ladies. Till tomorrow or next time... Muambak na ko sa katre!

Hahaha!

Murag male tarsier diay si Mr Benelynne ani,

miss belle, dili kuno makapili kinsa natong duha, si Mr Benelynne?

Who says he has to make a choice?

There's value in sharing...

bwahahahahaha! joke lang! makabasa unya ang tarsier ani, ma chickboy na hinuon

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 06, 2007, 11:25:29 PM



Sa pinguin pod C2 they live in bunch man gyud kay dili man na sila pwede ug pila lang ka buok..

kadto nga experiment nakita nila nga ang certain pengyun mo adto gyud sa certain penguin nga ijang giganahan..

have you seen March of the Piguin???

they know their partner baya...

when female were gone searching for food  kabalo sila mo balik sa ilag partner..

that was why the gay pinguin was discovered... kay dili man sha mo kuyog sa female... adto man gyud siya sa male..

lahi ang situation sa piniriso kay ang NEED naman gyud ang nag sugo nila nga mo HALA ug male...wa silay choice...

Nakakita bitaw ko anang March of the Penguins miss belle, nindot kaayo, labi na nindot kaayog tingog si Morgan Freeman.
Penguins mate for life diay noh? Our males could learn a thing or two from the penguins on how to be faithful...
Naa pud mga stories miss belle, nga naay ubang males nga hetero unya after a few years of having sex with guys in prison, they find out nga mas ganahan sila'g lalake na...di ba sa ato, naay ubang lalake makig sex ug gays, magpa bayad? they start out as heteros, then aftew a few years of sex with gays, they end up gay themselves...

Quote from: benelynne on October 06, 2007, 11:19:34 PM
You're right. Women don't have to stay in the shadows and wait for men to make the first move. Some men, like the male tarsier, are shy. You really have to grab them to get them. (Can't remember how my wife got me, but I am honestly very shy.)

Related to the question of C2H4 kung unsay basis sa selection of the female tarsier by the male tarsier, I suspect it's the odor. You see, odor plays an important role in tarsier communication. The male tarsier marks its territory through its urine odor. The female, when it is won over by the male, marks her mate with the odor from her circumoral gland located around her mouth.

Akong tan-aw even female tarsiers don't just wait for the male but send some sort of feelers through their odor para pud sila mapansin.

So women don't have to lose their pagkamahinhin in pursuit of the love of their life. Use your natural feminine fragrance, radiance, smile, grace... and if the man you like also really likes you, I am sure he will respond in kind.

Kung male tarsier pa, iyang ihian ang teritoryo.

How weird that you mentioned odors, Mr benelynne! I was thinking exactly the same thing last night.
I remembered a study that says attraction between human males and females, are primarily ruled by pheromones. Pheromones emit a special odor (not noticeable, pero ma detect sa atong subconscious), sort of like a homing device...kung compatible gani ang pheromones sa laki ug babae, then they attract each other.
I remembered this kay while I was making gakos-gakos sa akong banana last night, I kept thinking to myself, that I love the smell of his skin. He doesn't wear cologne at all (hates them), just the natural scent of his skin, is so attractive to me. So I was thinking, compatible jud siguro among pheromones.

Mao jud, dodong.

Maybe while eliminating our weaknesses, we should focus on our strengths pud. And our strength lies in our people. Ning rival na ta sa mga Jews sa diaspora, mas far-reaching pa gani atoa.

I really like the way you think, dodong. Visionary, you have the ability to visualize the big picture. A hundred young people like you, mobalik mo sa Pinas puhon, that'll radically alter how we run things.

Already, our country is favored by outsourcing companies, tungod sa atong facility for English. If not for the peace and order situation in the country right now, mas daghan pa jud unta investors sa atong nasud.

Quote from: benelynne on October 06, 2007, 10:54:34 PM
ms da binsi,

Di jud nimo madawat ang pang-isnab sa male species of the female species ha! Kung na-tarsier pa ka ms da binsi, I am sure di jud ka maisnab ug ambakan dajun ka sa male tarsier.

Speaking of which, do you know that the US military has discovered that a person's sexual orientation (straight o gay) can be determined by eye retinal movement when shown naked photos of either sex as visual stimulus?

Pero di nato ni masuwayan sa tarsier kay fixed man ilang eyeballs--di mulihok. So it's difficult to judge kung gay ba siya o hard to get lang ju.

Natan-awan na nako na nga eksperimento sa Today show, Mr Benelynne. On my part, I think I would prefer looking at naked photos of women, than men. Does that mean I'm gay? living in denial? hahaha

With regards to the tarsiers, why don't we try putting 3 male tarsiers in a cage together? let's see what happens?
If they mate, that would probably mean they're gay, but then again that would be inconclusive, because faced with limited resources, males will find a way to copulate, e.g. men in prison having sex, not necessarily gay, but without women, they'll stick their hotrods in any hole they could find...

ayaw lang pud pagpa ilad kay daghang chickboy dire...

di ba, Barbaro?

gakos gakos jud kas imong unlan noh?

bahin sa topic,

sakto ka dodong,

we are gearing more towards service-oriented businesses...

our most notable exports are our people, working in every corner of the globe...

but it would be nice kung ma hatagan pud atensyon ang atong pag export ug mga products

right now, all i could think of nga pinaka daghan nato'g export, is our rattan furniture...

sa north america and europe, hit kaayo nang rattan...

miss bulak,

daghan man ta single men dire sa TB,

basin dire nimo makaplagan imong Mr Right

WALMART GREETER                 
             
A very loud, unattractive,  mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her  two kids, yelling obscenities at  them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said  pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.  Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped  yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't."
"The oldest one's 9 and the  other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or  just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor  stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just
couldn't believe you got laid  twice." "Have a good day and thank you for shopping
at Wal-Mart."

yeah, fresh from banig atong, dodong?

dong, did you have sweet dreams last night?

Mr ashton,

puede na ma TiVo ang pay-per-view?

Thanks, Mr Bennelyne.

Basin from that wikipedia source, murag mas related siguro ang tarsier sa lemurs.

PS. Sir, sa imong avatar, mura ka'g sa Gardo Versoza.

why do we need to import ra materials from china and thailand?

don't we have cheap raw materials in the country?

Yeah,

baga man ko'g face sa bata pa ko miss belle

karon, dili na tanto...

another one,

Just Another Manic Monday

80's ba pud na?

Dili nalang sila mag minyo ug babae,

kay dili man gihapon sila malipay

What about A Long and Lasting Love,

and Hello...

are these songs from the 80's?

mao ni akong kantahon kung naa mi amateur singing contest sa skul sa una

homosexuality is not only in humans diay, miss belle?

that's interesting

yes, that is exactly what hypocrite means...

daghan reason miss belle nganong magtago,

maybe tungod sa stigma attached to being gay

kung catholic pud ang tawo, homosexuality is a big no-no

nganong naa man ka sa pardo? taga diha imong misis? musta ang cebu? daghan na bag-o bldgs?

Mr Bennelyne,

unsa nga category sa mammal ang tarsier?

they've often been mistakenly labeled as 'the smallest monkey in the world', when in fact, they're not monkeys (monkies?) at all.

Daghan man kaayo mga closet gays, miss belle.

Kadto gani sen. larry craig, nasakpan na, dili pa jud moangkon nga b***t siya.

I wonder unsay basehan sa male tarsier in choosing their female partner?

Hangtod kanus-a man ka diha pinas, mr gervistill?

nagkita mo sa imong cousin nga si Mr Sigbin?

I got up para mag CR,

hapit sa PC

hahahaha adik dokdoker na jud miss belle

Kung mo confess na gani si Wentworth Miller nga gay siya, makuyapan jud ang mga girls.

We lost another one to the other team.

dong,

hapit na ma six pack imong abs

mas naa na pud ka'y definition...

suya ko nimo oi, nagpa sexy na ka...

miss belle,

when was the last time naka uli ka sa ato?

Miss Bambi,

you're the same age as my mama

maayo jud ka Miss Bambs,

na maintain nimo imong figure

oist miss gorgeous, mata naman lagi ka?



Mr Macky, akong uncle naa man pud sa Saudi, ingon siya ang inyo kunong mga vegetables diha, acres upon acres, naka greenhouse, controlled w/ optimum temps jud daw...mahala siguro operating expenses ana noh?

Mo agree jud ko nga apil ka Miss AsianFairy

Quote from: asianfairy on October 06, 2007, 04:57:12 PM
C2, mao nay giingon nga naa rana sa tawo kon unsaon niya pagspend iyang life. We all have choices.

That's so true, Miss AsianFairy.

In as much as we wish she'd spend her life on more worthwhile things, it's her life to live.

nindota nimo miss willmerit,

daghan ka nahibaw-an lutuon nga putahe

miss willmerit,

unsay imong favorite lutuon?

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 06, 2007, 12:42:09 PM
ngano man??? kaluoy...

perte hilak si sis in law nimo??

yeah, perteng hilaka gyud...

na aksidente ang itoy miss belle

Quote from: Bohol on October 06, 2007, 12:36:46 PM
Asa naman tong imong kilay 2000, Thyl?

kadtong mata dracula? hehehe, para to kang teng, akong gihadlok...



PS. Mike, ayaw na pag vow of secrecy diha, bayloan nato na'g baktin

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 06, 2007, 12:36:43 PM
mora ra dagway na sila ug kita ba nga motilaw, unya pila ra gud ilang lawas gamay, ma igo dayun..

by the way kinsa man nang itoy???

gwapa lagi sha...

patay naman na miss belle,

auggie iyang name, itoy sa akong sis-in-law...

palahubog nga tiki!

hahaha

wow!

mag laag laag mo sa iowa, miss belle?

yaks!

murag dili kaya sa akong powers mo kaon ug tiki miss belle

hehehe

oist miss belle,

mata pa man lagi ka?

hehehehe

I am selfish.

I'd ask God to let me die so I can be in heaven.

guapohan baya ko ni marco sison, mikey...

ang kana rabang anak ni marco sison kay haskang guapoha...

why should they apologize, mr junayag?

if those products are truly a danger to consumers?

hahaha!

daan pa lagi ko, ning tubag jud si teng

ang mga beergin ra ba kay pusilon sa luneta

Mike,

puede bayloan ug baktin nga ihid nang imong vow of secrecy?

Quote from: teng on October 06, 2007, 11:36:07 AM
di diay love thy neighbor's wife?

dili puede teng, kay magukdan ka ug sundang

True! True! True!

The person below me is still a virgin.

nyt nyt!

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 06, 2007, 11:11:19 AM



Na sense bitaw na nako nga buotan sha kaayo...


angayan gyud ka pasalamat kanunay...



usahay bitaw sapoton ko diri... mo ingon dayun ko sa akong kaugalingon ba nga nganong ning anhi man ko diri???

pero ako gyud balihon dayun kay dili na baya ko makakita ug ingon ani...

unya ingnon pa gyud ta nga nag minyu para maka datung...

lagota gyud nako ana...

back to topic...

mao nay giingon nga swerte ta C2...

giswerte gyud ko kay i never had nicer men in my life...

from my dad down to my exes...

my dad was a good dad pero he was mean...

i never hated him though...

because i learned how to stand on my own two feet from him...

Suerte pud ka Miss Belle,

buotan man pud kaayo imong banana...

when i was single,

mao ra man jud na akong gipangayo,

nga akong bana unta buotan, dili ko hatagan kahiubos,

wala'y bisyo...

i had 3 ex-bfs (2 pinoys, 1 half-pinoy, half-swiss), they all cheated on me...

grabe kaayo maka down sa self-esteem,

after 3 failed relationships, you begin to think that there's something wrong with you, that you're not good enough...

i hope dili ma offend ang mga pinoy men, pero kasagaran sa atong mga lalake, palakero jud...

pero daghan man gud pud guapa sa atoa, mao matental pud sila...

mao jud...

luoy pud si louie

Quote from: teng on October 06, 2007, 11:10:52 AM
ahehehe ngano imo man jud ko i relate ug kombera C2, mangomberahay ba jud ako nawong? obvious ba? ahehehhe

obyus kaayo teng, imong avatar nag mantika imong simod gikan habhab sa inasal

labi na'g naay ga langoy langoy nga tiki

ahahaha!

imbes maka ginansya, alkanse naman hinuon...

oi lami baya nang binangkal teng, paresan ice candy...

hasta shakoy lami pud...

oist ayaw na pag interes ni Miss Ginger,

kay gi ilogan na to siya ni Mr Sigbin ug Balong...

ayaw na pag apil2x sa ilang love triangle

miss belle: si miss ginger, flawless jud tinuod.

teng: ayaw ka hadlok, hahaha, pag kwentas lang ug ahos...ikaw ra bitaw nag ingon angayan ko mag dracula

hahahaha!

kurog si teng sa akong nawong nga murag ungo

bwahahaha!

teng, lami kaayo nang mais paresan ug inun-unan nga bolinao, puston sa dahon sa saging...

pareho jud na nako ang monggol, hasta nang netbag...

kusog pa kaayo ko mamaligya ug yema sa una

ako ra pud ang mokaon, wa'y halin

sus daghan na mong beergin, kamong Hajji...

teng, kanang akong avatar,

puede na na pang halloween?

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 06, 2007, 11:14:25 AM
do you guys know each other???

dili miss belle,

dire ra mi nagka ila ni teng

pero parente mi ana

kay pareho man taga inabanga kagikan

hehehe

ayaw'g palag teng

dili lang ko mag dracula kay lalake man na

puede ko mag Elvira nalang

puede pud wicked stepmother ni snowhite

 

hahaha

grabe man gud pud,

moadto kas walmart,

halos tanan nilang baligya, made in china

pamisita didto sa buenavista, teng

basin diay naa pud kumbera

Yehey!

Kanus-a mag sugod ang klase kay magpalit na ko ug notebook ug ballpen ug eraser ug lunchbox

hehehe

mao gyud, miss belle...

sa akong banana pa lang daan, grateful na kaayo ko

I thank God kada adlaw that I have him,

he's a happy person man gud, nindot iyang aura,

siya ra ang naka antos nako sa akong pagka tralala 

I honestly don't know what I'd do without him,

even if I fart in his face, love gihapon ko niya

unconditional jud 

hahahaha

wahahaha!

ma karne norte ko sa akong banana,

ikaw pud dinha areglaha nang imong pagpa misita ka miss buenavista,

ga hinay hinay man ka,

mailog na sa lain

hasta buhi nga manok bisaya,

latay dayon sa alambre?

Quote from: teng on October 06, 2007, 10:51:34 AM
hmmmn kakuyaw naba ni Ms. D ui butterfly effect naman....

teng, gi pares pares ra ba ta ni Miss Bambi

Hehehe!

Miss Belle,

daghang mga intriga ning atong mga loveteams

ga hilom hilom lang na sila, pero mura'g telenovela nang ilang story

ahahahaha!

kuyaw gud, mas labaw pa na sa paper dance or statue dance

Gibalita bitaw miss belle,

nga ang mga boy scout badges gipang recall

kay made in china, and it showed excessively dangerous amounts of lead

Teng,

timan-i kung asa ang house ni Miss Bambi

para maka saka ka'g kumbera na

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 06, 2007, 10:40:01 AM



Sure tinuod gyud na...

do u sometimes complain at work? i do pero dili nako ipakita... (filipino culture na pod)

i smile nalang nako usahay.. pero malimot ra baya pod ko nga na pungot diay ko...

i complain to myself, miss belle...dili pud nako ipakita...dili man gud ko ganahan ug complainer, mao nga I try not to complain pud...

Honestly, I love the company I work for right now. My previous company, it was like hell on earth. So now, I try to appreciate what I have. I don't really have that much to complain about. Ka hinumdum ka adtong gi ingon ni Oprah nga, when you wake up, list or think of 5 things you are grateful for. I try to do that. Kung mag sugod na gani ko'g complain, I think of the blessings that God has given me. It keeps me from being negative about my life.

Ikaw Miss Belle, do you do that?

Quote from: ben on October 06, 2007, 09:49:56 AM
True, but I cannot stop myself from dreaming at night about having hair.  I wonder if this is a common thing for all opaw? 
Also, why is it that 99% of the white guys here have the same 'style'?  We all look the same.

Mr Ben, if you get tired of your "opaw" look, you can wear a toupee...

mao jud noh?

mag dala dala dayon si mikey ug chihuahua ba

Sige Miss Belle!

Free tuition man kaha, ug naay OJT?

Quote from: ben on October 06, 2007, 10:26:50 AM
Some just want a man for his dough - but in fairness, there was the same thing back home.  Often the first questions a girl would ask me upon meeting would be either 'what car do you drive', 'where do you live', 'do you have your own place' or 'what do you do'.  Economic profiling.

The stereotype of the interracial pinay-foreigner relationshop is very annoying if you happen to be part of such a couple.  I guess that's why so many heated replies!

Mr Ben, I guess it's because some people are either racists or purists...

Some groups think interracial marriages are taboo...

Even here in the States, you would think it would be acceptable, after all, this country is a melting pot of so many cultures. But many people still frown upon a black-white partnership. I've a friend who dated a black guy, and her family and friends called her a wigger (white nigger)...extremely hurtful and prejudiced.

People will think what they think, we can't control them. I can't help but feel though, that they should just mind their own business.

guapa jud siguro kaayo si mikey kung maka costume na ug pang showgirl

bitaw miss belle,

nindot ang feeling nga nakatabang ka sa imong isig katawo, even if it's something trivial like listening to them when they tell you of their ailments...

but once in a while, ma appreciate gyud nako nang mga happy people, those who have smiles on their faces...

kay kung smiling ang tawo, ikaw nga mag tan-aw niya, maka smile pud ka'g apil

 

bitaw miss mari noh?

murag kanang cancan dancer ba nga seksi kaayo

Hahaha!

Korek!

Musta imong adlaw Miss Belle?

My day was good.

Friday is my favorite day.

I met a really wonderful person today.

He's a new customer. He came to get the saline nasal spray that we special ordered for him.

He's an older gentleman, about 50 years old.

He was such a happy person. So different from the usual kind I deal with all day.

I wonder why some people just seem to be happy. They wake up happy, and they go to bed happy.

They radiate a special aura about them. These people are lucky.

I'm glad to have met him though. It's always nice to meet a happy person, it's infectious.

ka guapa ba aning miss bambi oi...

may asim pa jud...

miss bambs, liwat kas imong mama nga guapa ug seksi

Oist, Miss Bambi, nganong na apil man ko ani?

Hahaha! Ma patyan ta sa atong banana, mahimo tang karne norte ani.

Unya si teng pa jud ang gi pares nako, allergic ko sa beergin! 

With regards to the 3rd party, I think I know kung kinsa ang involved ana...

pero ang makatubag ana kay si Hajji ug Barbaro ra gyud...

hahaha! naay mga sekreto ning mga lab teams nato dire

Hehehe

ning simang diay miss belle?

mao jud!

dili na ta maka gasto sa tambal,

mangayo nalang ta samples ni dodong,

tambal sa atong mga rayuma

hehehehe

ikaw pud kina seksihan Miss Belle oi



actually, si red dot bitaw miss belle, buotan naman siya ron. Hahaha! Ga hilom hilom na sya sa trabaho. I found out nga gikasab-an diay siya sa manager tungod sa iyang pag treat nako nga rude.

Mao na, behave na siya ron.

PS. Kung ma doctor na si dodong, libre konsulta jud tang duha Miss Belle. Hehehe.

Pero special jud si Miss Jaja oist...

guapa, brayt, buotan, seksi pa jud...