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Quote from: Ghost on June 29, 2007, 03:52:07 AM
basig ma censored nasad ta ani ha! eheheheheh!

My finger is pointed at you, holey Ghost. Guess which finger?

Quote from: Ghost on June 29, 2007, 02:18:57 AM
ok lng...dagko man sad mog income diha!

wishful thinking nalang ko diri.

Quote from: HazEL on June 29, 2007, 03:40:13 AM
nag bless si father oi...ahahahh

bootan ka o' sige blessing nalaman but once the seed is planted it will grow

Quote from: HazEL on June 29, 2007, 03:28:40 AM
nganong wa gud princess..perteng klaruha..haha

onya what did you see and think of what they are doing?

Liar, liar your pants is on fire.  Prove me wrong Miss Hilton Paris.

Quote from: HazEL on June 29, 2007, 03:11:05 AM
unsaon...mautganon man gud mo ug huna-huna.

unya, wala ka kakita?

Oh! come on ladies and gentlemen I know, we know and everyone knows life, family and everyone under the mango trees are precious to me and to you. But we are talking about valuable THING now.   

Okay here goes my valuable thing is my "Computer - naa nay internet connection" so that I can connect to such wonderful Boholanos and Boholanas like you. Damn it! you made me cry, laugh and yawn kay boring man pod mo ba, sometimes. oy! continue ...akong handbags, sapatos, sunglasses ... jokes lang.

Ghost, Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! (I'm scream'n) and now everytime I look at this I will alway think of _XXX___ .
Gh'st gyod o'

Where's the 3D image?

3. Asking for Pinaskohan when it's July na.
4. Eating/drinking hot (heat) fish soup on a hot day.
5. Dili maligo kong naay monthly bisita. For ladies only.
6. You hear people saying "s" instead of "Z" as in Soo rather than Zoo.

The Apl Song' Video + ASIN Music' Balita

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W7qXCQILVkM

ANSWER:  Tom Cruise! 

Quote from: Ghost on June 28, 2007, 09:17:29 PM
aw! abi nakog ako ray virgin dire? daghan diay mi?

Ghost - Theory lang na! pero practicing na.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 28, 2007, 09:05:58 PM
Prinsesa, try its Banana Cake and Chocolate Cake. Try also its Chez Andre Pizza at BQ Mall. Unforgettable.

It's a deal.  Don't be surprise when I came back looking like a oink! oink!

Quote from: !!! on June 28, 2007, 08:58:18 PM

... Imelda-like.

I want her handbags collections ...I want her shoes collections ... I want .. I want .. I want but, I don't get.

Roses, Rose, oh, petal roses ... my favorite color is red ROSEs. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 23, 2007, 09:12:19 AM
Do you know why so many people love the bread products of Jojie's Bakeshop?

post your reviews here...

Okay! this Jojie's Bakeshop better be good because I will make a special trip to Tagbilaran for Jojie's brownies, caycay ug ang ilang bread kono lami.

Quote from: Julai on June 28, 2007, 08:34:18 PM
hehehe.i'm not da man Princess!!I'm a man's counterpart..ahehheh

I meant da singer. 

Quote from: GEC348 on June 28, 2007, 08:32:05 PM
Naughty girl you, HaZel

 

Quote from: HazEL on June 28, 2007, 06:52:44 PM
... i'm the shy type...

does that belong to the category of maginoo pero medyo bastos?

Shy outside - devil inside. 

Quote from: Julai on June 28, 2007, 08:09:10 PM
wowww,a very nice video!!
nice kaayo kay gi recognize ang filipino.
you're d man allan pineda!!

You are da man.

Quote from: lumine on June 28, 2007, 07:10:26 PM
i will send it to you, princesssadagat, so you will know if this joke is really "green" as the other posts here.

Thanks Lumine.

I like a strong woman who knows what she wants, say what she want and get what she need. 

I've read and seen greener grass on the other side of the fence within Tubag's border.  This is not about the color green, this is about what's the message inside the bottle that is mistaken for color green.  Sorry Mike.

 

"Bebot" by Black Eyed Peas

Music Video 1:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gQAGh3JViyI

Music Video 2: 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-JPPCIboL4A

True history of young Filipinos back in the days ... my Papa grew up in Stockton, California and he experienced racism during his younger years.  True to this day everywhere in a whisper. luvupapa.

Quote from: Ghost on June 26, 2007, 11:54:56 AM
mao na pag naay ngil-ad ug dagway, moingon dayon "bisayaag dagway anang bayhana uy!"

insulto mani sa mga Boholanos/B'nas.  Guapa/'po baya ang taga Bohol.

Filipino dishes are tangy but tasty
Howard Seftel
The Arizona Republic
Mar. 3, 2007 12:00 AM

With their exotic Malay, Chinese and Spanish melting-pot roots, Filipino dishes can seem dauntingly inaccessible, even to ethnic-food adventurers.

Eggroll Lumpia Factory doesn't make many allowances for non-Filipinos. It's a low-charm joint with seven small tables.

Behind the counter sit eight steaming chafing trays (the lineup changes daily), the contents of which get spooned into three sizes of plastic foam cups ($3.95, $4.95 and $6.95). This is hard-core ethnic fare. But different can be fun and tasty, and with the $3.95 containers experimentation won't bust any budgets.
Proprietor Gene Avendanio steered me to sinigang. There's a lot going on here: tender chunks of pork (and an occasional fatty one) are stewed with turnips, green beans and tomato in a terrific tangy sauce.

That tanginess - sour, and a bit sharp - is a Filipino hallmark. You'll taste it again in a lip-smackingly tart shrimp soup, stocked with squash and noodles.

I adored giniling, which reminds me of a Cuban dish called picadillo: ground beef tossed with peas, carrots, potatoes, green peppers, raisins and quail eggs. Pork mechado showcases pork riblets in a wondrously flavorful tomato sauce with real spicy bite.

Ginataang langka is certainly different, but it grew on me. The featured ingredient is unripe jackfruit - imagine a starchy artichoke - teamed with a bit of pork and smothered in coconut sauce.

With other dishes, well, perhaps you have to be Filipino.

Embotido are deep-fried pork disks, whose depths you'll plumb after one bite. The fish cake is an acquired taste I haven't acquired. Upo, a Filipino winter melon cooked with ground beef, is surprisingly bland.

Details: 2986 N. Alma School Road (southwestern corner at Elliot Road), Chandler. (480) 855-6756.

Apilyedo

CLIENT: sir, mag ilis ta kog apelyedo.

JUDGE: mahal raba na, gawas lang kung balihon.

CLIENT: di ko sir, samot kamaot!

JUDGE: unsa diay imong apilyedo?

CLIENT: LOBOT!

Source:  Iskina

Klaroha


BOTYOK: pre, ngano ingon ka nawong kog ungoy?

BRUNO: wa ko nag ingon na nawong kag ungoy,akong ingon ang ungoy parihog nawong nimo.

BOTYOK: aw lagi klaroha!

source:  Iskina

Si Boloy misakay ug Jeepney sa Cebu, ka-ototon siya pero kay na-a may dalaga sa iyang
tupad, gipungan ang otot. Aron dili siya mahibaw-an inig igo sa liba-ong banat dayon siya ug pangutot. Nangandam dayon siya para sa sunod nga liba-ong. Sa dihang hapit na ang jeepney motunong sa liba-ong banat dayon siya ug otot, matay kay nakalihay man ang driver, ang sound sa iyang otot maora lagi ug lobotnong hoyohoy. Mi-ingon ang dalaga, "wala ka maka-timing no"

source: Iskina

Quote from: Ghost on June 28, 2007, 03:58:27 AM
nganong gi remove man?

Green joke?    really?!   I missed it?!   Busy man ko ba.

Quote from: HazEL on June 28, 2007, 03:30:49 AM
sus mahal jud diha princess noh? ako intawn dia pud sa #10.

Damn EXPENSIVE!

Rate:  £1.00 British Pound = $2.00 (1.99877 US Dollar) 

Scenario:  My miscellaneous grocery items (8 little items like milk, 1 cooked chicken, ice cream, etc...) I need cost £25.86 today. According to www.oanda.com it cost me $51.69 = P2,399.41.  Unfortunately, my pocket are in Dollars.

Quote from: !!! on June 17, 2007, 01:29:41 AM
Kanang tinuod jud? Haaay, I don't like to lie. So I'd rather not answer.

But hey, I can share not the craziest though. Crazy lang or crazier. haha! Moving the earth sa baybayon sa Punta Cruz, Maribojoc, Bohol.

Hokey pokey bunch of baloney ... it's all bogus to me.

Holy Sh*t! excuse my French.

Sad! sad! too sad! that he has to do this in order to survive.

Quote from: riva on June 27, 2007, 12:00:13 AM
ROSE, you know my answer to this, "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
hahahahahahahaha!! but "friends" of different type!

What type: friends type or kohit kohit type?

Quote from: Ghost on June 26, 2007, 11:58:15 PM
basig giganahan...

Kinsa sya or si i-volunteer?

Quote from: Ghost on June 26, 2007, 11:49:20 PM
lisud na basig ma love triangle na sad! hehehehehehe!

I'm reading between the lines here Ghost: "triangle na sad!" Care to elaborate? 

Quote from: i-volunteer on June 26, 2007, 09:41:38 PM

ONE TIME I WAS SITTING ON A CHAIR AND AN OFFICEMATE STANDING BEHIND ME SUDDENLY HUGGED ME AND PLANTED A SUDDEN KISS ON MY RIGHT CHEEK.

I THINK THAT WAS AN ABUSE INSIDE AN OFFICE.

So did you tell him/her not to do it again?

Quote from: !!! on June 26, 2007, 09:01:40 PM
Sea princess, why man dili gyud? In my case, I've one who stalks me at friendster - my ex and his wife. I feel that it's so pathetic but my husband thinks it's just OK. Weird.  

You have to respect each other's feelings if my other half explain to me in a mature and non demanding manner that it's not okay because ... I'll respect his wishes vice versa.



 

Quote from: Ghost on June 26, 2007, 11:00:28 PM
dili na! basig manumbalik unya ang mga kagahapon lisud na!

You must TRUST each other because no matter what you do or say if you really want to "play around" with an ex or someone else it will happen with or without your knowledge.   You cannot keep an eye on him/her 24 hours a day or anytime or any night. 

Why make things complicated - relationship is hard as it is already.

Quote from: Ghost on June 22, 2007, 05:57:46 PM
mahadlok man na sila nako kay kabalo man sila na green belter na ko...akong mga kauban lang ilang hikap hikapon...

Purple belt mansad ko. 

Quote from: lumine on June 26, 2007, 05:33:01 PM
hala no? tinuod jud diay. i thought storya-storya lang na.

This happens everywhere in the world.

Nag checkin na ko. Hey MikeyMike - what's up with those Hot or Not thing?  I hate to tell the truth, man. I know I wasn't gone to long from the U.S. now guys are wearing this European Speedo birthday suit. Yeah, you know what I'm talkin about. Hey Luuucccy! you got some explain'n to do. 

Noted! K-na.

Paris is famous for being rich Paris da in-famous sex tape and beyond that well, being rich.  I have to give her credits for harvesting more cash on her own by being Paris lang.  Who can do that?  Imagine, when she was released this morning it was BREAKing News pa.  Like as if she is the President of a country, not even Mr. Prez (kaila ka di ba?) did not make any news today Breaking News pa.

Free at last - now - go away! That's HOT!

Both parties (current couple) must agree otherwise dili gyud.   

Quote from: Ghost on June 15, 2007, 06:10:22 PM
oh sure!himoon nako milyonaryo tanang mga pilipino walay labot to nagpa american citizen! hehehehehehehhe

Why not Pilipino that are now American Citizen?    How about dual citizenship?  Mahimo ba?

Quote from: !!! on June 26, 2007, 04:05:11 PM
Aw , ug mao na, mga gwapa jud d i ang mga Boholanas!

Siempre.   Okay mag protest ko kay wala ang mga Boholanos. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 25, 2007, 08:53:27 AM
Let Leo Udtohan post pictures of Boholanos. hahahahah

Equality Mr. Udtonhan- Post naman pictures of Boholanos ... I'm waiting.

Quote from: HazEL on June 26, 2007, 05:41:19 AM
korek princess...I feel sorry for the girl. 

Me too. By the way where is her side of the story?

Quote from: Ghost on June 25, 2007, 11:36:26 PM
basig rape with consent? heheheheh...

Nonsense!  There is no such thing as consent rape. 

How can you not like Thai food? Pod Thai (spell ?) is my favorite. Yum! Okay I'm hungry for Thai food.

Top notch mover ay shaker pa gyud si yadz26

Quote from: i-volunteer on June 25, 2007, 11:25:27 AM
Apason ti ka, Prinsesa sa Kadagatan sa Bohol.

challenge si i-volunteer  o sigi apas na kay mag beauty sleep pa si Prinsesa.

Quote from: !!! on June 24, 2007, 10:05:38 PM
I like the way the word 'lusting' substitutes 'lasting.' You rock, sea princess!

Like Elvis as to Rock-n-Roll !!!. salamat

Hey !!!, you are a Hero and since when pa ba?  Akoy nabilin da. Belated Congrates.

Curios ngano man? Kit-an nimo ang iPhone video from youtube?

Available June 29th at 6pm. U.S.A only.

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQLTjiAfdLY

How about Boholanos?

Quote from: !!! on June 25, 2007, 07:41:41 AM
... I was 8 kilos over when the shot was taken. Huhuhuhu. 

Can't tell

Quote from: Barbaro on June 25, 2007, 05:58:41 AM
First, use water that is not in plastic but rather in glass. I dont know where you are moving so I cant know what is available there. It sounds beautiful though..

Exactly where are those bottles of water be?  I have not seen it otherwise it's distilled water that is available in bottles though I'm liking the glass bottles idea.

Quote from: Barbaro on June 22, 2007, 09:57:43 PM

Bags addict that I'm ...this is pushing it to another level.

Sexy Boholanas ...matching red lips and shade pa gyod, nice!

Care to reveal who are these larger than large Boholanas?

Hey Mikey,

Cool. I spoke to my sister yesterday and said she was going to Santa Monica Beach to hangout with friends.  Maybe you've seen a Pinay ...

So, where's your European's Speedo outfit?

Quote from: Ghost on June 24, 2007, 12:09:55 PM
...and frish pis

Somehow I'm no longer hungry.  he he he he he 

Jeepney and Bus signs
"Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off."
"Full string to stop driver."
"God knows Hudas not pay."
"For reckless driving, call ###-#####"
"Don't close to me, close to God."

Juncris - Welcome and explore Tubag Bohol at your own risk.

Lugapakboy- Welcome to Tubag Bohol ...

Archevangelista - Welcome! Let us hear you roar.

Bestomata - Welcome to Tubag Bohol...

Quote from: !!! on June 24, 2007, 07:34:01 AM
Honeymooning after 10 years and two kids? Looks like.

Long lusting love and desire with the honeymooners.

A Filipino family of five needed about P6,211 a month last year to cover their food and other basic needs, the government said on Friday.

In a statement, the National Statistical Coordination Board said that for a family of five to survive, they would have had to earn P204 daily, higher than the P193 daily income or P5,853 monthly income they needed in 2005.

The NSCB said this is partly because the Value Added Tax was raised to 12 percent from 10 percent in February of 2006.

Also, inflation last year was recorded at at 6.2 percent, while prices of food items rose by 5.5
percent last year.

The NSCB said that last year, families in the country's capital needed to earn more than average in order to survive. A family of five residing in the National Capital Region needed P8,254 monthly to sustain their families' minimum basic food and non-food needs.

"Of the P8,254 monthly income, P4,920 (60 percent of the poverty threshold) should have been allocated for basic non-food needs and P3,334 (40 percent of the poverty threshold) to basic non-food needs of the family," the NSCB said.

In 2006 the annual inflation rate in the NCR was at 7 percent. - Cheryl Arcibal, GMANews.TV

Video Link:  http://www.gmanews.tv/video/8239/No-CGFNS-test-required-in-Michigan-for-nurses

Hello & welcome Extreme2007 and Nitz.

Empty wallet gyud ang resulta labina dia ko dire hapit sa London.

Quote from: ashton on June 23, 2007, 01:23:57 PM
Hello to everyone, just call me Ashton, Dumadag from Calape, Bohol ako nanay ug tatay pure taga calape, ako ari nako sa Atlanta, Georgia, USA. I'm working in US Shell Oil Company ( kung gusto  nyo mangutana kung bakit mahal ang gasolina aw ako mong tubagon ) Actually before ko nag-pa US nagtrabaho nako diha sa Shell Philippines ug ila kung gi transfer sa Shell US kay badlongon ko kaayo diha sa ato-a. Pero may TFC chanel ko sa balay ma-o nga bisan layo ko kahibalo ko kung na-unsa na ang Pilipinas, pero dili tanan. Salamat diay sa tag-iya dinhi nga web-site, basin makakita napod ko ug daghan nga friends diri.

Welcome Ashton Kutcher 

Survived on hard core coffee during my college years.

Here's the truth about Cebu Pacific P99 fares.
Don't be fool by their P99 air fares ... in reality it will cost you
P99 fare + P986.28 Tax = P1085.28 Big difference no?
Taxes applies to all internet purchase or local office in the Philippines.

Confirm
If you are booking for an international destination departing from Philippines, Philippine Travel Tax amounting to P1,620 per Filipino guest needs to be paid at the respective airport in the Philipines prior to departure.

DISCLAIMER: Cebu Pacific reserves the right to refuse you or your baggage if, in the exercise of reasonable discretion, we determine that the payment of your fare has been done fraudulently or unlawfully. To avoid inconvenience, kindly bring with you the credit card used for booking for presentation at the check-in counter. If you are booking for a third party, please have the third party bring a photocopy of the front of the credit card .

Here’s the trip you selected. Please confirm the flight details and price. Then click the "Confirm Now!" button to move to the next step.

  Journey   
  5J619  Manila
Tagbilaran  Wed, 22 Aug
   Depart
Arrive  1150
1310 

Air Fare Cost   
Type of Guest Travellers Net Tax
Total
Adult:  1  PHP 99.00  PHP 986.28  (details)  PHP 1,085.28 each 
Total:  PHP 1,085.28 

Air fare details 

Quote from: !!! on June 24, 2007, 12:11:24 AM
A woman can be a sex object and still commands respect. A woman can be a sex object and yet puts any man under her skirt.  

Couple on their honeymoon gyud ni ay.

How did you ...?  Roses are red, violet are blue and you are now Tubag's new Hero and I CONGRATULATE you.         

Groupa tang duha. Mother -wife-traveller- and maid. Not in that particular order.

Mag hogas pa ug dirty dishes with my french manicured nails pa jud.  PrincessSaDagat pa gihapon

Okay perfectionista diay ka !!! more power to you.

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 10:59:41 AM
oh my god...suya kaayo ko..i love phil collins jud..he's a legend..
nice jud kaayo iya mga songs..

Oy! Alive and kicking pa diay si Mr. Genesis.

Detox sa ko gamay kay manglaba, manilhig, mangahoy ug magluto sa saging.

I cannot keep up with this na. I'll take some nalaman.

Quote from: lumine on June 22, 2007, 09:09:23 PM
nice nimo oy kay cge ra man ka travel.

Salamat lumine ... my husband's work project man sakay sakay lang pod ko.

Salamat Barbaro sa information

Dap Dap

cot cot

duwa duwa

hilak hilak

saba saba

Tubag Bohol ...champagne and caviar dreams. Cheers!

okay, let us know the result.

Please sign petition online.

http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/do-not-eat-filipinos.html

Filipinos (snack food)
This entry is about the snack food named Filipinos. For the ethnic group from the Republic of the Philippines, see Filipino people.
Artiach Filipinos dark chocolate biscuits as sold in Spain.Filipinos is the brand name for a series of biscuit snacks made by United Biscuits. In Spain and Portugal they are produced by United Biscuits Iberia and sold under the Artiach brand name. In the Netherlands they are sold and produced locally under the Verkade brand. [1]

The standard Filipinos snack is ring shaped and come in several varieties coated in either milk chocolate, dark chocolate, or white chocolate. Milk or dark chocolate versions feature a light colored biscuit. White chocolate versions feature a dark brown biscuit. These can be purchased in large rolls. The dark and white chocolate versions are also available in the Filipinos GoPack or Mini Filipinos, a smaller loose packet of four biscuits.

Filipinos Agujeros (holes) are crisp doughnut hole sized balls coated in either dark or white chocolate.

Filipinos Bigsticks are crispy 20 cm (8 in) stick shaped snacks covered with puffed rice. These are coated in either dark or white chocolate.


Controversy

Protest
The government of the Philippines filed a diplomatic protest with the government of Spain, the European Commission, and then manufacturer Nabisco Iberia in 1999. The protest took offense with the use of the name "Filipinos", a term which can refer to people of the Philippines, to market cookie and pretzel snacks and demanded Nabisco stop selling the product until the brand name was changed.[2]

The resolution's author, Philippine Congressman Heherson Alvarez, claimed that the name of the cookie was offensive due to the apparent reference to their color, "dark outside and white inside". His resolution stated "These food items could be appropriately called by any other label, but the manufacturers have chosen our racial identity, and they are now making money out of these food items." [2] On August 26, 1999 former Philippine president Joseph Estrada called the brand "an insult".[2]

The protest was filed despite Foreign Secretary Domingo Siazon's initial reluctance on the matter. Siazon had reportedly said "he saw nothing wrong with the use of 'Filipinos' as a brand name, noting Austrians do not complain that small sausages are called 'Vienna sausages.'" [2]


National Historical Institute
The Philippine National Historical Institute has stated "The cookies were inspired by 'rosquillo' biscuits produced in Iloilo and Negros and the Spaniards added another twist by coating it with brown or white chocolate." [3][4]


References:  Wikipedia

Mr. Administrator,

I will do my best to get some samples.

Oy! I just came from Ireland ...hmm.

Love dies in your heart but not inside your mind.

 

Oyster 

Did you hear that an employee of British Airlines prevented her from wearing her crucifix symbol necklase?  ... The Pandora's box is open and the fighting has began.

Story link:  http://www.alainsnewsletter.com/s/spip.php?article317

Quote from: Ghost on June 22, 2007, 05:11:19 PM
matud pa nila, daghan daw ug ereng sa dimiao mao gitawag na sa una ug "de meow" which later transformed into dimiao...

I've seen this before in Spain... chocolate product man siguro to.

Congrats Ghost ... you are Tubag's new super Hero.