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#301
Music and Video / Re: Romantic Song Lyrics
September 08, 2007, 02:38:06 PM
hehehe ;)malingaw jud ko nimo Maam Belle
#302
Quote from: Happy on September 06, 2007, 04:24:32 AM
Tinuod nang istorya ni Lea? naa siyay account sa multiply

naa cel,na check na nako..
#303
World Daily News / Re: Women Murdered By Men
September 08, 2007, 02:28:16 PM
mao jud,ingon bitaw to si Robin P. "ang babae minamahal hindi sinasaktan"
#304
unsa man rason niya ng ila man gigubat?
#305
World Daily News / Re: Women Murdered By Men
September 08, 2007, 02:19:39 PM
maayo unta tanan lalake pareha nimo hunahuna Mike,pagka swerte sa mga babaye! ;D
#306
wow paraiso!asa man ni dapit?
#307
wow!nice ;)
#308
ako pod!i vote yadz avatar...cute :-*
#309
Philippine History / Re: Onicul is now a Hero in Bohol
September 07, 2007, 08:43:47 AM
Congrats ONIC!
#310
Congrats Bambi!biliba nako ninyo dali ra mo na HERO :-*
#311
Congrats Belle sa imo pag ka HERA dalia ra oi! :-*
#312
kalooy pod oi! :(
#313
Philippine Laws / Re: Pure Filipina
September 07, 2007, 08:26:41 AM
mga guwapa gyud ang Pinay! ;) :-*
#314
Introduce Yourself / Re: borloloy raw materials
September 07, 2007, 07:56:14 AM
adto sa Carbon Cebu,naa daghan ana.
#315
presko kaau na sila,wala sila'y respeto sa babaye.. :( >:(
#316
Love Talk / Re: Long Distance Relationship
September 06, 2007, 08:26:54 AM
dili pa to sila ang right man Haze,makakita ra lagi ta...hehehe :-*
#317
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: A boy's face
September 05, 2007, 10:27:26 AM
dili pa gyud diay tantong tigulang kay nahinumdum pa hehehe :-*
#318
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: SPERM CELLS
September 04, 2007, 04:26:21 PM
makaon ni yadz,kay mura man na atsara sa Thailand.
#319
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: A boy's face
September 04, 2007, 01:37:11 PM
ay,sorry! da binsi ikaw ba to si Belle?
#320
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: A boy's face
September 04, 2007, 01:35:11 PM
yes,Belle walang kamuwang-muwang sa mundo....
#321
sakit ako mata basa oy!gitiwas lang nako kay astista man hehehe ;)
#322
Philippine Laws / Re: Katas ng Saudi
September 04, 2007, 01:07:24 PM
unsa ug asa naman ang katas ron?
#323
wow!kinsa man ning model?
#324
nice pic!wala siguro ni siya kuha na isda mao lonely :(
#325
love it!
#326
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: A boy's face
September 04, 2007, 11:18:15 AM
inosente kaau
#327
nahinumdum lang ko sa giingon sa pari,ang mga Mormons kuno ang ila Bible manimaho ilok kay sige man suksuk,pero sa Katoliko manimaho ok-ok kay taguan man..dili basahon..
#328
Introduce Yourself / Re: ATTENDANCE
September 04, 2007, 10:12:56 AM
1. Melrose aka Snowhite
2. Buenavista
3.
4.
5.

next...
#329
mao na siguro ila naandan...
#330
pag TB na lang yadz para malingaw ka....pag kakaron enjoy sa samtang naa pa sya! ;)
#331
desperada na siguro kaau siya :(
#332
gi-usa ra na nya ug balay?sus,kaalegre kaha!

Quote from: Happy on September 02, 2007, 04:34:07 AM
aw, wala guro sila ligo ligo hehe

maligo na sila cel,pero dili mag shampoo og manabon..tubig ra gyud...wala'y toothbrush-toothbrush na sila.kung manglaba walay pod sabon-sabon.
#333
Quotable Quotes / Re: Why You Failed?
September 04, 2007, 08:10:00 AM
yes,it's true..
#334
Health and Food / Re: Got Muscle Cramps?
September 04, 2007, 08:04:41 AM
ako Haze,iisa nako or ibitay ako tiil kung musakit na gyud kaau..
#335
Love Talk / Re: Long Distance Relationship
September 04, 2007, 07:41:01 AM
mao gyud,kulob pa man gani kaldero hehehe ;)

ingon man gud sila for better or for worst....magkauban gyud..
unya ug sige kauban worst man permi... ;D ;D
#336
Quote from: Bambi on September 01, 2007, 09:57:20 PM
u are right buen....

can u give some examples?
Ex
Bakit ka nagalit?

daghan man sab baya ang term sa usa ka word, different words with the same meaning ba hehe

mao jud
#337
you're Welcome Bambi ;)
#338
Hi Bambi,
PM lang ni Mike
#339
Quote from: Wyble on August 31, 2007, 11:47:23 PM
kapayas pod ang gigamit???

yup,pero dili ko mukaon kay halang kaau.
#340
mad                 nasuko          loko 


cel,ang nasuko sa tagalog--galit man siguro na.
           naglagot--nagalit
#341
pareha na siya sa atsara.halang lang jud kaayo :o
#342
General Topic / Re: b***t ug tomboy sa mata ng Diyos
August 31, 2007, 02:21:24 PM
lisud baya pod sa ila part,dili baya tanan ginusto nila.
#343
General Topic / Re: D to D Package or Better Cash?
August 31, 2007, 02:17:20 PM
Cash na lang,para shopping-shopping nila.
#344
yaga-yaga=luko-luko, sakto ba?

#345
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hi Im Belle
August 31, 2007, 09:50:08 AM
Welcome Belle! :-*
Merry Christmas pod in advance hehehe :D
#346
Philippine Laws / Re: Filipinos Are No Longer Poor?
August 31, 2007, 09:26:02 AM
medyo,kay permi man nakatalukbong..classy pod :-*
#347
Philippine Laws / Re: Filipinos Are No Longer Poor?
August 31, 2007, 09:10:16 AM
I wonder why Brunei is not listed on the above. Also the Middle East is also part of Asia (Saudi, Kuwait, Dubai...etc.). There must be something wrong with this survey.

bitaw ngano wala man maapil ang Brunei na usa sad ni sa pinaka datu na country.
population= sa Brunei mas daghan pang foreigner kaysa sa local,then naa sila'y program ron na mas tagaan nila priorities ang mga local na makatrabaho.
Crime=wala kaau krimen diri,peaceful.dili ka mahadlok na maglakaw-lakaw kay wala man k******n or isnatser.
hunger=naa man siguro pero dili kaau bulgar,kay once a year makapakaon man si Sultan sa tibuok Brunei with gifts pa ug human kaon.(HARI-RAYA),apil pod foreigner.
#348
Ginger,lami pod ang Tom Yam og "pokpok" perti lang jud halanga..
#349
bitaw Mike..talent baya na. :-\
#350
General Topic / Re: Most Hated Pinay
August 28, 2007, 05:20:16 PM
hilas kaau siya!perti jud nako lagota pagbasa sa forwarded message.. ::)
#351
Quote from: lumine on August 26, 2007, 06:50:15 PM
hoy! pakauwaw uroy mo if dala mo mapa sa atong kaugalingong bohol. ;D

hehehe,uwaw ko gamay :-[
Quote from: swakee on August 28, 2007, 06:45:39 AM
Guys, don't be a stranger to our own beloved BOHOL... discover the island & tell ur friends about it... bring home~~ bring home~~.... bring home a friend...
ug ule nako mao na ako buhaton.. ;)
#352
ako pod dili ko kaapil kay this year man ko muole.well goodluck na lang :(
#353
so mean your willing to die in Bohol,kay didto man ka nadap-igan hehehe ;D
#354
makawagtang pod sa panuhot!hehehe ;D
#355
 ;D ;D ;D
#357
Love Talk / Re: Often in Love? What to hell is that?
August 25, 2007, 11:18:34 AM
LOVE IS FOR SINGING THIS LITTLE TUNE
LOVE IS FOR RHYMING ODD THINGS AND MOON
LOVE IS FOR WRITING SONGS THAT END IN JUNE
LOVE IS FOR KNOWING I’LL SEE YOU SOON

LOVE IS FOR WRITING SONGS WITH MUSHY LINES
LOVE IS FOR SINGING THESE LINES IN RHYME
LOVE IS FOR MAKING MEMORIES OF TIME
LOVE IS FOR KNOWING YOU’LL SOON BE MINE

LOVE IS A SILLY, SILLY THINGS
THAT YOU’LL NEVER THINK OF DOING
(Kids & APO)
AND ALL IN A SUDDEN LITTLE THINGS
HAVE BIGGER MEANINGS
IT’S GETTING UP AT NIGHT (GETTING UP AT NIGHT)
& CLIMBING UP A TREES SO HIGH (UP AT TREES SO HIGH)
AND THEN YOU TRY AND TOUCH THE SKY
AND YOU ASK WHY, WHY, WHY
IT’S GETTING UP AT NIGHT (GETTING UP AT NIGHT)
AND CLIMBING UP A TREE SO HIGH (UP AT TREES SO HIGH)
AND THEN YOU TRY AND TOUCH THE SKY
AND YOU ASK …..

LOVE IS FOR ANSWERING THESE CRAZY, CRAZY QUESTIONS
LOVE IS FOR GETTING TO THE ANSWERS THROUGH EMOTIONS
‘CAUSE LOVE IS A WONDER
AND ITS A THRILL WHEN YOU’RE UNDER
ITS SPELL YOUR HEART BEATING THUNDER
BECAUSE SHE’S THERE ooh.. hooh…
LOVE IS A WONDER
AND ITS A THRILL WHEN YOU’RE UNDER
ITS SPELL YOUR HEART BEATING THUNDER
BECAUSE SHE’S THERE

#358
kun magrespetoay lang ta sa tao relihiyon wala jud gubot!
#359
Philippine Laws / Re: Filipinos Are No Longer Poor?
August 25, 2007, 10:59:19 AM
super kayod..pero bisan unsaon lisud man lang ghapon :(
#360
sakto jud ka haze,Time can heal ra jud
#361
Family & Parenting / Re: Old crush in the workplace
August 25, 2007, 10:50:17 AM
ayaw kahadlok oy!basin maunhan napod ka lain hehehe ::)
#362
mao diay na daghan tigulang na Amerikano maminyo ug mga batan-ong Filipina.. :-*
#364
Philippine Laws / Re: Why I Live in the Philippines
August 25, 2007, 10:46:05 AM
ako pod,kay naa man didto ako family ;)
#365
Philippine Laws / Re: Filipinos Are No Longer Poor?
August 25, 2007, 10:43:38 AM
sure sila ani?kadaghan mga kababayan nato na nag-antus sa kalisud ilabi na kadto naa sa suok na lugar..halos dili man gani kakaon 3 times sa usa ka adlaw..
#366
Travel and Tours / Re: Bohol is famous for?
August 25, 2007, 10:40:45 AM
naa mangrove cel oy!sa silingan namo na isla..wala diay na nimo makit-i pag pamista nimohehehe ::)
#367
kuyog ko cel ha,kay wala ra ba ko katultul..hehehe :o
#368
Mother Teresa is human,pareha nato mo doubt pod.Siguro tungod sa fame og busy sa pagtabang sa uban..wala nya tagai ang iyang kaugalingon og time kung unsa gyud sya.
#369
ngano magbinawsanay man? :(
#370
ka salbahis sa naghimo ani oy!hasta inosente apilon man..makahinumdum lang ko sa movie na Harry's Flower..grabee jud hilak nako ato...
#371
Bohol Directory / Re: Changes in Cultural Behavior
August 25, 2007, 10:14:18 AM
daghan naman pod Bol-anon na nanglangyaw,so ug ule nila ila na gyud madala.
#372
di ba,mao ni sya ang corrupt na
PM?
#373
History is one of my  fave subject...ganahan jud ko sige basa ilabi sa Phil. history..at least naay tay kaalam diin ta naggikan.
Thanks Onic for the article..I learned a lot.
#374
that's why when i feeling down,i'll just think or remembere my father's memories.. :( :(
#375
kamahal pod ani oy!
#376
Quote from: Happy on August 23, 2007, 09:24:48 PM
unsa manang bisan asa lang man gen hehe

NPA ko cel,(No Permanent Address)bisan asa mo byahe ako Papa kuyog mi.Pero sa Bohol ra jud me ule.
Quote from: EL MUNDO on August 24, 2007, 10:22:43 AM
mao ba ban-alam. i have malaysian and indonesian friends dili jud sila moinom... nagmineral water lang jud sila... ako perting hubuga na. sila pay ming-agak nako. nakonsensya baya ko kay akoy nagsolsol dili nga manginom mi. pero wala jud sila magpatintal.



Malaysian,Indonesian and Bruneian most of them are modern na,dili sila mukaon baboy tilaw ra hehehe :o
#378
Inspiration & Hope / Re: MAGTINABANGAY TA....
August 23, 2007, 08:44:42 AM
so,unsa man gyud ang plano,ug unsa angay na buhaton?
#379
Born in Cabul-an Buenavista,raised bisan asa lang...currently working in Brunei
#380
walay puangod,walay igabawos :-\
#381
Travel and Tours / Re: Bohol is famous for?
August 23, 2007, 07:31:24 AM
Cel,pangutana lang ni Ghost kung asa na part niya na  virgin pa!hehehe ;)
#382
Fashion Trend / Color Me Bad
August 22, 2007, 03:54:56 PM
When wearing the right colors you will naturally feel more confident.

If you think you already know your best colors, it can’t hurt to re-assess them and see if they are still pleasing on you. Your skin can become more sallow with age, and your natural hair color may change, too. It may be time to “tweak” your colors a bit.

The color-by-season theory is not an exact science, but it is a useful tool. These questions will help you select your "seasonal" colors:

1. The two main undertones that exist are cool undertones and warm undertones -- or yellow and blue-based. Which undertones match your natural skin tone the best?

2. The next thing to keep in mind when selecting your complimentary colors is the depth of the colors. How intense are the colors? Do you look better in deep colors or are lighter colors better on you?

3. Is your appearance overwhelmed by bright shades or does your skin really come alive with brighter shades? Bright, clear coloring is found on women with a high contrast in hair, skin and eyes. If you are muted, you are fair and there is less contrast with hair, eye and skin color, and your coloring is softer and muted.

4. Should you listen to others? The good news is most people naturally select colors that appeal to them and also look good on them. Don’t let the fashion industry or your mother’s favorite colors dictate your choices. Pick the colors you instinctively like!

There are not always straight-forward answers to these questions. Sometimes you can be a bit of two seasons. For instance, you can be primarily a “winter,” but also be able to successfully wear some of the summer shades that are deeper in color. However, you may not be able to wear the lighter “summer” muted shades without looking dull. In other words, it is common to have some overlap.

When trying to find your season and color intensity, ask yourself while holding up different colors (one with warm undertones and another with cool undertones) next to your face: Do the warmer seasons (spring and autumn) suit me, or are the cooler seasons (winter and summer) more pleasing next to my face? Also, to determine your colors, ask yourself if bright colors or softer tones are better on you.

How to tell if you are a warm seasons -- autumn or spring?
If your coloring is warm and clear, you are a spring. Springs have golden undertones and creamy white or peachy complexions. They have strawberry blonde, straw-colored hair, or they are redheads with freckles, rosy cheeks and green or blue eyes.

Springs can wear warm and light colors such as salmon, coral, lime, light moss green, apricot, bright yellow, light aqua, light gray and camel.

If your coloring is warm and muted with deep, rich shades, you are an autumn. Autumns have golden undertones and often are redheads or brunettes with brown eyes with golden flecks (their eyes have more contrast compared to the fairer springs).

Autumns do best with yellow undertones and rich, earthy colors such as camel, most browns, golden yellow, moss green, olive, mustard yellow and terracotta.

Are you a cool season -- winter or summer?
If your coloring is cool and clear, you are a winter. Winters have blue or pink undertones with fair skin -- olive or dark. Winters are often brunettes with dark eyes. Most African-Americans and Asians are in this category.

The primary colors and vibrant jewel tones are what winters look best in: black, navy, charcoal gray (for neutrals), hot pink, fuchsia, purple, periwinkle blue, icy blue, pure white, clear or blue-red and royal blue. Avoid oranges, medium browns and camel.

If your coloring is cool and muted, you are a summer. Summers have blue or pinkish undertones. They have pale, pink skin and have natural blonde hair or are brunettes with fair eyes.

Colors that are not overwhelming and strong are best for summers. Pick pastels such as soft pinks, rose, light blue, periwinkle blue, soft white, grey, lavender, peachy pink, clear red, chocolate brown. Avoid black next to the face.

Finding your seasons can take some experimentation, but it is well worth it. Instead of impulsively buying clothes, you'll know if a color is right before you bring it home. Selecting your wardrobe in the right styles along with the right colors will help you stand out.

#383
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Tabang...
August 22, 2007, 03:48:08 PM
sulayan na nako! ;)
#384
Travel and Tours / Re: Bohol is famous for?
August 22, 2007, 03:46:57 PM
i-apil  pod ang Fiesta Mike.. :P

Masud-ipan man pud ta ani. 

inom lang tubig hehehe ;)
#385
Bohol Directory / Re: Bohol Population
August 22, 2007, 03:44:14 PM
musamot na jud ang kalisud >:(
#386
General Topic / Re: I love Snowhite
August 22, 2007, 03:42:21 PM
Thanks for the info Sigbin ;)
#387
Inspiration & Hope / God Spoke You Into Existence
August 22, 2007, 03:38:47 PM
“I knew you before I formed you in your mother's womb. Before you were born I set you apart and appointed you as my spokesman to the world.” (Jeremiah 1:5, NLT)



Dear one, you were started as an idea in the mind of God! Wow! You exist because the God of the universe thought you up.


The God who spoke the world into existence, the God who hung the moon and the stars, the God who set the sun in the sky â€" this creative Creator thought about you, was pleased by his thoughts and so he spoke you into your mother’s womb in the same way that he spoke the world into existence.


As my friend, Rick Warren, says in “The Purpose Driven Life,” you are not an accident. You were created by God at just the right time, in just the right place, with just the right SHAPE to serve God in this moment (“… For such a time is this …” Esther 4:14, NIV).

You are NOT a product of God’s assembly line; rather you are a unique creation, like a priceless painting from a grand master: “For we are God's masterpiece. He has created us anew in Christ Jesus, so that we can do the good things he planned for us long ago.” (Ephesians 2:10, NLT)

#388
kun wala'y Bohol,wala'y paradise :P ::)
#389
wala'y mga guapa/guapo hehehe ;D ::)
#390
mmmmm,kahibalo ko unsa naa sa hunahuna ni Snowhite hehehe ::)
#391
work and work...and wait till salary day :-*
#392
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Tabang...
August 22, 2007, 03:17:43 PM
Quote from: Sigbin II on August 22, 2007, 02:57:20 PM
Kung gusto ka'g humot-humot imong ginamos, pwede nimo apilan og pipila ka dahon sa lemonsito.
ngano dahon ra man? ;)
#393
General Topic / Re: I love Snowhite
August 22, 2007, 03:14:55 PM
sorry guys,pwede mangutana unsa mana Melrose?
#394
wala,happy man ko sa nahitabo or mahitabo pa sa kinabuhi nako.
#395
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Tabang...
August 22, 2007, 12:33:38 PM
na hala haze!gagmay-gagmaya na lang og kaon para dugay mahurot..hehehe
#396
Quote from: ashton on August 21, 2007, 05:06:23 PM
Buenavista- ang bilis naman next month mo-uli kana?  My presesnt location is in US  and maybe next year pako maka vacation.

magprocess ra ko sa ako mga papers para manimpalad na pod sa lain na dapit,kadiyot ra gud basin dili gani kaabtan 1 month..sagdi lang basin ug vacation nimo makavacation pod ko hehehe..kita lang nya ta...toinks ::) :P :-[
#397
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: SPERM CELLS
August 22, 2007, 09:01:55 AM
sulayi ang tom yam soup og pukpok..lami pod na halang lang kaau.. ;)
#398
Jokes and Humor / Salary Increase
August 21, 2007, 01:26:42 PM
Be contented with what you are doing and getting now.

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation.The boss looked at him, laughed and asked  him to sit down saying;  My   friend, you have not worked here for even one day.  The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
 
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
 
Manager:- So , what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
 
Manager: - Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
 
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
 
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
 
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
 
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral of the story-   NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! 
HR=HIGH RISK
#399
Love Talk / A Mouse Story
August 21, 2007, 01:23:29 PM
A mouse
looked through the crack
in the wall
to see the farmer and his wife
open a package.

"What food
might this contain?"
The mouse wondered -
he was devastated
to discover
it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard,
the mouse
proclaimed the warning.

"There is a mousetrap
in the house!
There is a mousetrap
in the house!"

The chicken clucked
and scratched,
raised her head
and said,
"Mr. Mouse,
I can tell
this is a grave concern to you
but it is of no consequence to me.
I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse
turned to the pig
and told him,
"There is a mousetrap
in the house!
There is a mousetrap
in the house!"

The pig sympathized,
but said,
"I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse,
but there is nothing
I can do about it but pray.
Be assured
you are in my prayers."

The mouse turned to the cow and said,
"There is a mousetrap
in the house!
There is a mousetrap
in the house!"

The cow said,
"Wow, Mr. Mouse.
I'm sorry for you,
but it's no skin off my nose."

So, the mouse
returned to the house,
head down and dejected,
to face the farmer's mousetrap-- alone.

That very night
a sound was heard
throughout the house --
like the sound
of a mousetrap
catching its prey.

The farmer's wife
rushed to see
what was caught.
In the darkness,
she did not see
it was a venomous snake
whose tail the trap had caught.

The snake
bit the farmer's wife.
The farmer
rushed her to the hospital
and she returned home
with a fever.
Everyone knows
you treat a fever
with fresh chicken soup,
so the farmer took his hatchet
to the farmyard
for the soup's
main ingredient.

But his wife's sickness
continued,
so friends and neighbors
came to sit with her
around the clock.
To feed them,
the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife
did not get well;
she died.
So many people came
for her funeral,
the farmer
had the cow slaughtered
to provide enough meat
for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all
from his crack in the wall
with great sadness.

So, the next time
you hear someone
is facing a problem
and think it doesn't
concern you,
remember --
when one of us is threatened,
we are all at risk.

We are all involved
in this journey
called life.
We must keep an eye out
for one another
and make an extra effort to
encourage one another

One of the best things
to hold onto in this world
is a friend
#400
Jokes and Humor / Lighter Side of some Poems
August 21, 2007, 01:15:33 PM
Roses are red; violets are blue 
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you.     

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far. 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?   

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away   

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God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi 
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.
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When your life is in darkness, pray to God
ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,
you're still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!