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bwahahahaha!

nagsulti ra kos tinuod Teng oi, na affected ko's imong ka guapo. Ning tukar akong hyperacidity. Hehehe.

Thanks for this, Dong. Luv this song. I loved the movie too, made me cry buckets of tears.

Quote from: ms da binsi on July 01, 2008, 09:48:51 PM

Aguy Teng ka gwapo sa imong avatar!

dili man lagi ka Captain Barbel ug dating?

ingon si C2 Captain Barbel ka! hahah

but i love your avatar Teng...

Btaw Ms BeLLe, cute kaayo si Teng sa iyang avatar. Pa cute kaayo. Hahaha!

Teng, naghuot akong dughan sa imong ka guapo. Dis-a man intawon ka sa una nga sige pa ko ug laag sa Inabanga? Magpa autograph unta ko nimo. Basin ikaw tong bata nga sip-onon ga dagan dagan sa merkado nga wala'y purol?

dinner: rice, bistek, itlog maalat w/ tomatoes

Hehehe! Sus mao diay nga nanimaho! Taympa, mag spray sa ko ug Baygon! hehehe

I am sad today. I learned that my brother-in-law's friend died. Two days ago, she took a prescription pill, a painkiller called Lortab (hydrocodone/acetaminophen). She took the prescribed dose (I don't know exactly how many pills), but drank a bottle of beer a little bit afterwards. Before long, she stopped breathing. She was rushed to the hospital, was declared brain dead, and died soon thereafter. She was my age, a single mom with a 5-yr old baby girl. How easy it is to die. One moment we're a part of the world, the next we're just but a memory.

A caveat to everyone: always follow what the doctor says. Although a fatal reaction like what happened to her is relatively rare, it is best to be safe. Prescriptions are not to be taken lightly. tsk tsk tsk...

^That's true, Dodong. In a way, I like my life here. It's much less stressful, and I'm away from the prying and judgmental eyes of my relatives.

Swaks, sa sunod adto namong DD magpa picture posing posing sa Villa Tarcela. Basin himuon pa kang model ni Miss A. Hehehe.

Hello! Labay lang ko, mag Hi and Hello lang ko sa Tagbalay. Miss yah, Ms A. Mwah!

Miss B, puede mag pa appointment ta to see Dodong Bran? Hehehe! Sugdan sugdan nang dodong praktis iyang pagka MD. Hehehe!

Swaks, musta ang bakasyon? Perte gyud ninyong laag laag dinha ha.

^nag alsa masa na si Mike hehehe

Haaay, as usual, kutob nalang ko "in spirit" maka apil sa EB.

^Mr BNC, it's the Georgia Bulldogs who lost to the Fresno State Bulldogs in the College World Series.

basta fiberglass, dili gyud na makalimtan! bwahahaha

Hahaha! Ga deny pa gyud! Sus mo log out nako Teng, ako sa ning hapyud hapyoron ning akong bolang crystal para ma reveal imong Ms Dream Girl...

tc! trabaho na kay kung ma futbol ka, unsaon nalang tong akong gihimong excuse letter nimo para sa pamista?

Hahahaha

They look Pinay noh, Ms BeLLe?

Nice pics, Ms Gem! You look so youthful, mura teenager. Mura ra ka sister ni Dong KyLe.

Bwahahaha! Ikaw diay gi away? Oist Teng, mao na'y tambal sa mga pa hard-to-get! Mabisto ang mga sekreto! ahahahaha! lingawa nako oi

yup, mao ni clues nga gihatag ni Gossip Girl # 2 ai:

a) from Tagbilaran
b) from a prominent family
c) family is involved in various prominent businesses in Tagbi

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Who is Who kaha ni? hehehehe! Wala pa ming init akong bolang crystal, nanukad pa ni

Sus! dili gyud ko makatulog ani hangtod dili ma chure kung kinsa ni si mystery girl. Hehehe

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 25, 2008, 01:49:51 PM
hHAHAHA

hala scoop!

scoop mo lang! scoop gyud kaayo ni! hehehe! mao diay grabeng pa cute ning lakiha sa iyang avatar, inspired man diay ahahaha

Ah kuyawa, ma business administrator na diay ning atong gwapong ulitawo? sus, basin dili na ni managad, paabugan lang unya ta sa iyang chedeng hehehe

Quote from: teng on June 25, 2008, 01:46:21 PM
mahuman na sad ni ang adlaw wala napod koy nahimo diri....mapotbol gani ko ani si C2 jod ang may sala...

aguy! ako naman hinuon gibasol! ayaw laina ang estorya teng kay gi reveal na raba ni Gossip Girl # 2 aka mae_flor kung kinsa imong dream girl hehehehe

teng! teng! teng! teng!

ning bagting akong bolang crystal!!! bwahahaha! kaila nako kung kinsa

Magpalina, magpa tutho, magpadugo manok bisaya...basta lagi maka uyab na ni si Teng. Busy man gud kaayo ni cgeg pamista oi, wala'y time mang chicks. Naka reserve na gani ni iyang ticket sa JadeStar para pista sa Inabanga. Siya man kuno ang star attraction sa ilang bayle. Sa mga dalagang gusto makig bayle ni Teng, bayad lang 25 centavos.

Ahehehehe! Ayaw tuo anang Teng, ms mae_flor oi, usa ka bandehadong humba ra'y katapat ana! Ahahahaha!

AyyYyyy! Ka intriga ba ani oi! Hahahaha! Kinsa kaha ni? Ms Mae_Flor, naa ba'y premyo ang makatag-an kung kinsa ning "mystery babe" ni Capt. Barbel Teng?

Ang design raba kuno sa Float kay Under The Sea. Maong si Teng mag costume ug syokoy (murag si Dugong). Kahibaw ko kinsa'y mag mermaid costume, pero dili lang ko mag tell. Hahaha

Kinsa man gi trippingan aning Teng? taga Bilar bah? hehehe

Mo donate lang ko'g 7 dwarfs nga pomada unya almerol, pakapinan pa Johnson's Baby Cologne (parang amoy baby!), para inig pamisita ni Teng, gwaffo kaayo. Mao one click ug sugot sa atong chicks.

Hehehehe

yours is the indestructible fiberglass! bwahahahaha

Hala! Wala ko kakita adto Ms mae-flor! Pakit-a ko beh. Piolo Pascual of Inabanga raba kuno ni si Teng. Naa gani ko nasagap nga balita nga si Teng kuno iparada sa float didto sa Tagbi inig Grand EB 2009 nila. Hehehe!

Hehehe, maayo pakugon nis Barbaro ug Teng dah.

Kani si Teng focused kaayo'g cge pamista, makalimtan na hinuon pangita'g chicks. Teng, kung maka uyab gani ka, magpa lina ko. Hehehe.

Oist, Teng...ikaw ba, pa inosente epek ka diha, naa ra ba kay mga pics nga scandalous, ga ligid ligid pa ka sa katre! hahaha! Ako tong pangitaon, akong ipakita kang Ms BeLLe ug Ms Bulak, sila'y mo judge kung Capt. Barbel ba gyud ka. Hahaha.

OoOoops, sorry ms ytesski, nag worry na hinuon ka.

My banana kay hilig kaayo motan-aw sports. I asked him ganina, "how can you stand it? I can't watch this crap anymore, it'll give me a heart attack!"

BwaHahaha! Mr Barbaro, you're getting all defensive on us! Hmmn, unsa kaha imong atraso sa imong lalabs? Hehehe

Ay, thanks for the concern ms ytesski. I was watching Game 2 in the Best of 3 Finals in the College World Series (baseball). It seems so silly but I was so emotionally invested in the game that when the team I was rooting for started losing, naghuot gyud akong dughan. Nag hyperventilate gyud ko. I was so upset I couldn't even finish watching the game. Mao nang nag TB nalang ko, para makalma ko. Haaayyy, faettt.

Thanks for this, Admin. I really needed this.

Coming from a very conservative Catholic family, daghan mga family members and relatives nako are deeply religious and very pious. Sometimes, I couldn't help but compare myself to them. And I end up feeling guilty and ashamed, feeling like I am not a good enough Christian.

My grandma is a devotee of San Antonio de Padua. Daghan na kaayo siya na experience nga extraordinary things, tungod sa intercession ni San Antonio.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. 14 k for 700 lives. Unbelievable.

Naghuot gyud akong dughan. Mura ko nawad-an umoy. I can't believe it.

Btaw Ms Belle, it was informative gyud btaw. And it was not bastos at all. The show was done very tastefully. It's just that my mom forbid me to watch it, maong mag tago tago intawon ko.

Quote from: grazie7y on June 24, 2008, 12:35:12 PM
hahaha undisclosed superpowers!  Darna lupad! hahahahah

Ms Graz, your superpower comes from your 5-inch stilettos. Hehehe.

My dear Bulldogs, why Oh why? I almost had a heart attack. It all just fell apart. I can't believe it. why Oh why Oh why??? huhuhu

Teng, hapit na raba fiesta sa Inabanga noh? Hehehe!

Kung ako Gossip Girl, si Teng si Captain Barbell. Hehehe.

hahaha

Resulta na sa Adobo PutoShop ni Mr Sigbin, Dong.

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 24, 2008, 09:40:08 PM

Tiya una ka sa listahan!

dali ra kaayo ni mahuman...ikaw nay padala ani sa Georgia...

Hehehehe! Maayo pa ang libro kay cge lang laag laag. While waiting, mokanta nalang ko "Midnight Train To Georgia"...hehe

Quote from: grazie7y on June 24, 2008, 12:27:15 PM
Thly, lahi pod na nga book sa Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus?  Same author ra man gud.  I think pareho ra ni, Thyl, na book.  Ingon, Men go to the their caves and women talk! hahahaha

It's not the same book, Ms Graz. Pero murag continuation sa Men Are From Mars...murag pareha sa Chicken Soup series nga daghan mga sequels...

Mr BK, Sexless in the Boonies! Wahahaha! Joke lang

ka kuyaw aning bolanon nga cebuano, paka paka man ug ininglis hehehe

I am "beyond desperate housewife" pud. Hahay buhay.

Hehehe, nag EB na mo ni Mikey? pareha man mong taga Hollywood

Dong, you are so very gwapo!

maayo pud nang imong paningpad diha, wala gyud alang alanga, sa Hollywood gyud ning tugpa LOL

^lingaw btaw to kaayo oi. Labi na when he said, "my sister is the best whore in our village" or something like that. LOL

I believe he's making another movie now. I hope it'll be as funny as Borat.

^Si Svetlana kay naa sa Switzerland. Hehehe

I like Borat's swimsuit. LOL

Naa kos Georgia ron, Mr BK. Im waiting for my hubby to get home para makatan-aw nami sa College World Series. Georgia is up against Fresno State. Naa kas LA, di ba?

Hahahaha! I bet by now you're familiar where the dark, private corners of the hospital are? Hehehe! Just one thing dong, no rendezvouz in the morgue...too creepy. hehe

Btaw, Mr BK, i-asa man nang healthy ta oi pero atong kinaon sagbot, mura tag kanding ana. LOL

Btaw oi, this is a joke. No offense to salad lovers out there.

Love you too, mwah!

My dodong, my candy connoisseur! When you're in Bohol, don't forget to try out the balikutsa. It's very yummy but can cause cavities after 5 minutes. Bring your colgate! LOL

Bwahahahaha! You are soOOo smart, dong! You must really be a candy lover ha? Hehehehe!

Bitaw, that's the reason why Colgate was invented.

Dong, I think even your Ate Graz will back me up on this: A woman's love is more delicious than CnT lechon and Sr. Pedro lechon manok combined! LOL

Teng, I promise kung makauli ko's Bohol, kuyugon tika mamista ta didto sa akong amiga nga tag-iya Inabanga Funeral Homes. Lami kaayo na sila moluto humba. yum yum yum!

Maybe he thinks that smiling would undermine his intellect? Anyhow, how many pretty nurses have given you their phone numbers ha? Hehehe

^ I did, Dodong. Somewhere in the previous pages. Accdg to Teng, i look like iring gibidli. Hahaha

Dong, are you averse to makeup? *wink* I was thinking of putting a virtual one on you, see how you look like as a member of the Venutian specie.

Quote from: grazie7y on June 23, 2008, 06:49:30 AM
Made in China to Thyl?

I bought it from The Wok Shop in SF, sa Chinatown. I thought it was a good buy since they supposedly specialize in woks, and that particular one had good reviews.

Ningtagam na ko anang tulingan Mr BK, kay nahubog ko ana unya katol pa gyud. Lami btaw kaayo nang sabaw sa inun-anan, ipares mais ug mantika. yum yum yum!

Bahala'g ma highblood, Mr BK.

Dong, at least House knows what he's talking about. That arrogant man doesn't seem to know his gluteus maximus from his t. pallidum...hahaha, pataka lang ko yawyaw dire ai.

Dong, na S lang gyud na siya nimo. Aside from being brilliant, you're a chick magnet man pud.

What is the book about, Ms BeLLe? Murag ganahan pud ko mobasa ana dah, book ba na para sa mga tsismosa? Hehehe, igo kaayo ko ana.

I was reading the book, Mars and Venus in Love by John Gray ganina. Ingon siya ang mga lalake kuno, mga cavemen. Hehehe.

yeah, naa ko'y inun-unan nga danggit dire, maong nangita ko ug dukot...para pud matambalan akong kabuhi.

Mae_flor, kani raba si Teng wala'y kukahadlok mosulong basta fiesta na gani. Mag sinaw sinaw pa ang simod habhab sa lechon. Pero kung chicks na gani, ambot ani niya oi. Teng, a fiesta is temporary but a woman is forever! LOL

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 24, 2008, 02:32:15 AM
Today I was at Dr. Bermingham's office. From 10 am till 2pm.

There is a new resident there who is very rude; was very rude towards me and two other matriculating 1st years. We were just preparing Radiology charts for the PA when out of no where this resident comes and starts lecturing to us and yelling.

We just learned to shut up and take it in.

I was a little irritated by his arrogant attitude. But o well. I guess its part of learning, eh?

Dong, maybe he thinks he's Dr. House, MD?

Ayo! Agi agi lang ko dire sa Payag...naay dukot?

Naghuwat ko sa akong bana mouli gikan trabaho, Teng. Kay siya man tigluto. Bwahahaha. Wala pa ko'y masungkab dire.

Teng, kung ikaw taga Inabanga, si Bulak kay taga Bilar (or is it Pilar?). Dili ra man tantong mahal ang plete ana sa St. Jude bah, or is it Fatima? LOL

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 24, 2008, 02:36:07 AM
Ate Ethylene,

I remember the incident when you had to deal with an arrogant pharmacy intern. Because today I had to deal with a very very arrogant GI resident. Ah, its so very belittling, but I guess the experience builds character.

The only solace my fellow interns and I could do was joke around after he left. He had a 'thing' for flaunting his white coat. As if it was a cape. The nurses even laughed at our imitation.

Don't worry about him, Dong. It is obvious na S siya nimo coz you are the better man. Bahin pud atong akong gikalagutan sa una, I was wrong to even refer to his race. We have an Indian intern right now who's very smart and very nice. I really like him.

Dong, because you are an extraordinarily gifted person, daghan gyud masuya nimo. People will try to bring you down. Don't let them. If anyone bothers you, your ate Graz and I will kick their butts. Hehehe. We are closet superheroes, with undisclosed superpowers. LOL

Kiams, pareha pud nako, I always ask, "What will I eat today?"

hahaha! hatagi kos imong close up pic Teng beh, kay ako'y mag makeover nimo! hahaha! para mailhan sa tanan unsa ka gwafa ning mga taga Inabanga.

Unsa'y ngan sa inyong iring, Teng? Liwat siguro to nako kay sungkaban man pud ko ug dukot. Hahaha. Kami ra bang mga iring, we are sacred, accdg to ancient Egyptians. Hahaha. Char!

Asa na imong pic Teng oi? Kay akong ipakita kang Ms Bulak.

Sus, paita ani oi. Kahadlok na ba mosakay ug barko oi. Dapat una, bahala'g signal number one ra, dili na tugtan sa Coast Guard bisan unsang barkoha molarga. It is better to be safe than sorry, di ba? I remember nagsakay mi adtong karaan nga barko while naay bagyo, from Cebu to Bohol. Ambot unsa'y name adtong barkoha, basta ang tag-iya adto kadtong taga Inabanga. Kaila ka ani nila Teng? Anyways, gitugotan sa Coast Guard nga molarga mi kay dili ra daw kusog nga bagyo. I told my lola and my aunts nga manganaug na mi coz I didn't feel good about it. Wala gyud. Sus, sa didto na sa lawod, ngeks, perte nang uyog sa barko, daghan na kaayong tubig ning sulod, ang uban ning adto na sa taas, nag andam na mosakay sa life raft. Nanggi sul-ob na mi life jacket. I thought we were gonna die that day.

In a separate "incident", gikan kos Tubigon padulong Cebu, ning sakay kos Mega Asiana on a Sunday. My cousin tried to dissuade me from going kay lagi naay bagyo unya kusog ang hangin. Nagtuman gihapon kos akong gusto coz I didn't wanna miss the first day of school that Monday. Sus, hapit na pud mi malunod. It took us 6 hrs to reach Cebu.

Mao na ang Coast Guard, dili nalang gyud unta palargahon bisan unsa nga barko, ma gamay ma dako, bisan pa ug signal number one ra. Labi na ning atong mga barko sa Pinas nga mga rejects ra raba ni from Japan.

That was a groundbreaking show gyud, Ms Graz. I don't think I've missed a single episode. It was the first time ever that a show openly discussed such flammable topics like sex, adultery, infidelity etc etc. Also, daghan mga nangabuking tungod sa iyang show. Hahaha. I remember one episode, init pa kaayo to ang isyu bahin sa Cha-Cha, and Ramos was the president then. Kris Aquino was among the guests nga anti-chacha, unya ang anak ni Baby Arenas guest pud nga pro-ChaCha. Sa cge na nila sumpaki, Kris hinted sarcastically about Baby Arenas' son, nga lagi anak man diay ni Ramos. Wow! The tsismosa in me was just so giddy that something so scandalous like that was let out.

Ms Graz, I love your luscious lips! Wow! Va-va-voom!

Teng, pag post na sa imong makeover pic! Kung ikaw ma makeup-an, mas gwafa pa ka sa tinuod nga mga chicks. Kung si Teng nga naka make up, atong dalhon sa junquera, wala ra'y 5 minutes, mahalin na ni. Hehehe

Mag apil apil ko sa inyong chikka ha? I really like Julie Yap Daza too. She is incredibly intelligent, witty, funny and blunt. She had a magazine show sa una sa ABS-CBN on friday nights at 11 pm. That was my guilty pleasure. They talked about topics that most of Philippine society would consider taboo. But the discussions were so much fun, she always had very smart people on the panel, and every show was enlightening. I had to convince my mom to sleep early on fridays, and I would also pretend to be asleep in my room. But as soon as everyone was sleeping, I would sneak out of my bedroom, and go to the sala. Hahaha. Those were fun times. I wish they'd bring that show back.

bol-anon_ko: nope, not a chemist...pretending to be one lang...ikaw nganong nagmata pa man ka nga kadlawon naman diha pud? hahaha! btaw, nag chat mis akong brother ron, naghisgot siya sa iyang mga chicks...hahaha, hilas kaayo plural pa gyud...

Honestly, I wanted to say something in reply to your 2/3 line, pero gikatawa nalang nako. Hahaha

hala ka kuyaw adto oi, nadakpan ra nila? kahinumdum ko sa una ms ytesski, nag adto mi sa akong cousin sa Sketchers sa may Mission St sa SF, sus ningkalit gyud kagubot kay dinhay gigukod ang mga pulis, k******n gikan sa store, hadloka nako oi, kay diha gyud nahitabo ang aksyon duol ra kaayo nako. akong huna huna, kung i-hostage ko, patay gyud ko. sus.

^hahaha!

Ms ytesski, ma terminate ka ni Governator kung magtampisaw ka sa fountain hehehe

Hehehehe

Miss GLeN, I miss you and Dodong KyLe! Ingna siya palihug regards iyang Ate Ethyl. Kumusta naman ka?

Ngano man ni nga daghan naman kaayo ngilngig nga mga panghitabo ron? Each crime is more heinous than the last. When will it ever stop? Nagsakit akong dughan ani oi.

Di ba kung naay bagyo, dili man unta na tugotan sa Coast Guard nga molarga ang barko?

Puede pa Ms Graz, basta mao pa'y pagmata. Hehehe, joke lang!

Mao gyud, Ms Graz. Kani atong mga singers sa Pinas, they think they have to be birit queens to earn respect as singers. Kanang shows like ASAP or SOP, magpalabwanay sila'g singgit.

Ako lagi gi dispatsar. I only used it a few times. I don't know if I did something wrong, I mean I read the manual. I seasoned it and everything. tsk, tsk, tsk

How could a mother do that? Ing-ana gyud diay na ka powerful ang brainwashing noh, to make a mother eat the flesh of her own son? tsk, tsk, tsk

I wonder if there are still tribes who perform cannibalistic rituals. And I wonder, when is it ok to eat human flesh? Ms Graz, have you seen the movie, Alive?

^Ms Graz, perhaps bonbon didn't realize that it's our beloved EL Mundo who directed the whole thing? Then maybe he would have been more diplomatic in getting his views across.

Btw, I loved the video too.

Miss Bulak, taga asa gani ka sa Bohol? Si Teng kay taga Inabanga. Hehehe

Bagay kaayo sila.

I'm doing good, Ms Bambs. It's been so long since we've "talked" online, I've missed you a lot! I was actually thinking about you earlier today. I've been thinking a lot about Inabanga lately pud. How have you been?

Miss B, duol ra mong Dong Bran diha sa NJ? Naa mo'y plano mag EB?

My cousin loves ICM kay naa daw WiFi sa foodcourt. Daghan na diay public, commercial areas sa Tagbi nga WiFi noh? Hi-tech na gyud kaayo ang Bohol.

Mao gyud, Ms Graz! Haaayy, kutob nalang ta's pangandoy ani. Oist, mo log out nako kay ning abot na si banana. Makasab-an ko ani kay wala gyud ko'y trabahong nabuhat all day! Hahaha! Nagyampungad sa internet! Bye! Mwah!

^Nah, Ms Graz, mag alsa masa among mga silingan dire. Hahaha. Oist naglagot gyud ko kay akong bag-ong gipalit nga wok, wala'y ayo gyud. Mura sya ug ga peel, there's little black stuff peeling off from it.