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Quote from: hubag bohol on April 07, 2011, 06:31:15 PM
Dia ra si Bay Bugs ay, nituktugaok na...

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 06, 2011, 11:14:44 PM
awww, naa pood siguro mga cheap na cheap baje, pariho pood nga naay cheap na cheap lalake. diba?

okey lang ug gusto sila ma minyo : black, white, yellow, green (mga alien or baki) even purple (nga tawo nga ultra black) hahaha. ila ra gud nang desisyon.

para nako, di lang ko gusto maka dungog nga naay mga foreigners mo adto sa pinas para sex exploitation sa pinays. maluuy man pood ta ug maka dungog ta ana.

salamat sa imohang gi post, ms da binsi, thank you jud.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 07, 2011, 09:49:22 AM

Quote from: Mulligan on April 06, 2011, 10:37:44 PM
Oo nia ko sa Alinam. Sa sulod sa AVSECOM ako project.  Maayo ni kay pag mo uli ka makit-an ka nako diretso. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 06, 2011, 02:00:24 PM
Ang kwestiyon, unsa kaha ang ikaduha... 

Quote from: Mulligan on April 06, 2011, 10:27:14 PM
Hi Belle,

Di ko kasumpay.  Either hina ko ug memory ug "in memory" na tong ilang gipanghisgutan na mga politiko.  Joke.

Yes, PolSayang 101 ra to ako subject. 

BR,

Bedo

Quote from: Vistabel on April 06, 2011, 10:37:17 AM
sa tan-aw makukuha ang tubag. Kinsa tong may kuyog-kuyog tiguwang nga bana aw mao toi mga Pinay nga kwarta ang giapas, kong sabagay kong kaya agwantahon ang libak sa mga tao nakakita ok lang kay busog kanunay ang tiyan ug makapalit nindot nga mga sinina ug leather nga boots hehehe samtang buhi pa.  bwahahaaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 06, 2011, 09:01:11 AM
Welcome back, Ms. MDB! Dugay-dugay man jud ka nag-hibernate. Glad you're back, and happy at that!


Dawata kining kinasingkasing kong gasa para nimo:

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 06, 2011, 09:01:11 AM
Welcome back, Ms. MDB! Dugay-dugay man jud ka nag-hibernate. Glad you're back, and happy at that!


Dawata kining kinasingkasing kong gasa para nimo:

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 02, 2010, 06:44:12 PM
Ang bra?
Dia ra...

Quote from: islander on April 06, 2011, 02:28:18 AM
a divinely inspired decision, fr chic.  mamora unya kag altar boy beside this lady that you had in mind...



hinoon, mora man pod ug cover ug altar ang iyang sinina...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 22, 2011, 08:37:26 AM
He he...

Hmm, gawas sa idea of reclamation, basin naa pud diay Ruler of Panglao? Bwahaha! 

Quote from: islander on April 02, 2011, 09:12:33 PM
kataw-anan sad akong experience dinha sa mactan international airport.  nasaypan kong haponesa kay gawas pa sa akong hitsura nga morag si princess masako (hahaha!) nagsige pa gyod kog iningles.  dihay natumba nga bag sa akong tiil, naka-"aruy" man ko imbis "ouch"...

are you japanese, ma'am?  pangutana sa usa sa mga immigration officers.  bisaya tawon kong dako, tubag ko.  na, pakahibawo niya, ang tonto niingon dayon ug "hahaaay, paskong dako, wa na lang ba gyoy pahalipay...?"  smile na lang kog ingon nga "sige, bi, gai kog pinaskohan bi, kamo may sweldado... housewife ra man ko, tan-awa pa akong passport di ba dependent ang akong status..."

paunhanay lang ning kalibotana. 

Quote from: chicogon on April 05, 2011, 11:48:11 PM
That is why (tingale ra pod) foreigners (meaning, non-Pinoys) prefer Pinays and other Asians because they are not only beautiful, they are less stressful (if ever) within marriage relationship... not to mention the fact that they are faithful (mostly), caring (mostly), loyal (almost all)and a lot less complicated (all) than those who were born and/or grew up in Western societies (tingale gehapon), etc etc (etc includes "high performance but less maintainance" kuno matud pas usa ka puti nga akong naka istorya ). Magpangutana baya pod ko out of curiosity, and I take their word for it (whether accurate or not) 

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 10, 2011, 07:52:11 AM
Sin-o man ang manugpaminaw sang ikumpisal ko sang kasilyas? Ang ministro sang kigwa? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 10, 2011, 08:02:07 AM
He he, praying before embarking on a pillaging expedition...

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 10, 2011, 10:12:05 AM
Hmm. Basin pud palajo ang dagan sa tren, unja ijang gipalaway ang ijang boyfriend nga paingon magminjo og lain...  

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 08, 2011, 11:55:04 AM
He he...





Pakahuman og iktin-iktin, habhab pud dayon...

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 09, 2011, 11:43:37 PM



Makaako ba kahag ligis?

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 07, 2011, 07:28:47 PM
The overweening self-respect of conceited men relieves others from the duty of respecting them at all. --Henry Ward Beecher

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 09, 2011, 11:47:57 PM
Dili ang iyang gigunitan nga bag kon dili ang nagbugdo sa iyang atubangan...

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 07, 2011, 06:52:34 PM
He he, ang sabot nako sa gusto ni Bay Vist kay iyang undangon ang ulan...

Quote from: Vistabel on February 07, 2011, 05:32:02 AM
akong estudyohan ma'am da binsi kong unsaon solutionan ang segi ug ulan kay segihan lang ug baha akong tanoman. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 07, 2011, 07:49:09 AM
Bwahaha! Bantay ka! Bundakan jud kag usa ka bantal nga bersikulo!

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 07, 2011, 08:58:23 AM
He he, mao na. Daghan na ra bang nailad ani ron...

Quote from: Vistabel on February 07, 2011, 05:12:14 AM

Quote from: chicogon on February 06, 2011, 03:45:11 AM
State bird of Louisiana!!! 

Secondary state bird: LAMOK   

Quote from: Mari on September 28, 2007, 01:07:51 PM
if men are happier, why do they old so fast?

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 06, 2011, 08:49:54 AM
Hmm. Wa ka makontento sa scholarly lecture? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 05, 2011, 11:13:20 PM
Bwahaha! Unsa may manifestation ani, magtuo ang tawo nga tarsier siya? 

Quote from: islander on February 05, 2011, 06:45:41 PM
maghuwat kog kinsay unang matakboyan ug bohol syndrome.  nadungog nako nga ang tagbilaran syndrome makatambok ug mas makatarantar ang valencia syndrome.

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Quote from: hubag bohol on February 05, 2011, 01:19:08 PM

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 04, 2011, 04:54:00 PM
Hmm. Still wondering? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 08:25:03 AM
He he, looks, too, like someone is so bored and got all the time to start this thread... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 03:28:49 PM
Do you see that brunette on the road?



Yes, that is one good-looking brunette…



WTF!!!




http://www.weirdexistence.com/optical-illusion-that-works-only-for-men/?utm_source=avalanchers.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=avalanchers


Bwahaha! 

Quote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 10:36:40 PM
aw, ikaw man kaha... sureness gyod ko that you were standing on your feet.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 31, 2011, 06:54:00 PM
Crop circle designs

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 28, 2011, 08:17:37 PM

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 29, 2011, 06:46:40 AM
Para nako, bahalag makakita sila. Basta, dili lang sila makadungog sa akong tingog

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 27, 2011, 09:49:49 AM
nope. not at all.

we're scared that you guys might be pregnant after one night's 'accident'.

aray! 

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 02:43:33 PM
his side i wish to see most is his coddling of a filipino baby.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 24, 2011, 05:13:49 PM
Zaon na lang... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 24, 2011, 10:23:34 AM
Bitaw, naay uban nga nakuha nila ang ilang gusto pero sangko sa langit ang ilang pagmahay, sama sa nahitabo ani nga estorya...


A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."


Bwahaha! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 25, 2011, 10:11:20 AM

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 22, 2011, 02:09:34 PM
Dia ra ko, nagpenitensya na...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 22, 2011, 08:32:32 AM
Wa na, hanap na jud ang tinan-awan ni Botoy. Abi niyag thy neighbor's wife's boobs... 

(Mao-mao ra man hinuon, kon buot sabton...)

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 22, 2011, 08:43:21 AM
He he, naa diay kay kaila nga stuffy, er, stuffed frog, Ms. MDB? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 22, 2011, 07:41:19 AM
He he, di man gud kapugngan kay hangtod karon wa man gihapon dutli ang mapatuyangon...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 22, 2011, 10:34:49 AM
Pari:  Do as I say not as I do.
Parokyano: Unsaon man ni, Pads, nga gusto man kong mo-do as you do.
Pari: Aw, basta pangita lag imo. Ajaw hilabti ang akoa!

Bwahaha! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 21, 2011, 02:21:29 PM
Mao ni saktong alpha, paraygon pero kon remedyo nay hisgotan, makigpatay! 

Quote from: Vistabel on January 22, 2011, 01:18:32 AM
Yes, i'm not supposed to know about contraception.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 21, 2011, 04:48:44 PM
Duha ka bola nga parehas kadak-a sa Ping Pong balls? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 21, 2011, 10:38:23 PM

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 21, 2011, 02:33:46 PM
Oops, sorry. Ngano kaha ni nga sakto man to nako pagka-post. Hmm...  

Anyway, I hope OK na ni....


Stuffed Animal Fighting- Frog vs Winnie The Pooh

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 19, 2011, 03:31:51 PM
He he, naa bitaw uban nga linalang nga sigig look down bisan ang ilang mata naa sa ibabaw sa ilang ulo...  

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 22, 2011, 02:44:45 AM
Mao ni giingon nga bahalag patay,,,,basta kai nagtongtong sa kamay

Quote from: Scarb on January 20, 2011, 09:50:23 PM
hala na bibo lagi danhi..dli jod niy maghoman duh..mating fah..


Sa title lang daan..its worth debating na..LoL

dafat.."Why Catholic Church Against Contraceptives" why oh why generalized ang "fam.planning"
..dli man against sa puaZa method, ihap²,kalendar or call it what U want..

Ang C.church naay lagdä nga ilang pagasubayon..and its our choice unza imoha tumanon..but-anay ba diay?
..dli nalang ko mopagawas sa akong argumentoz ky hagoo na..! ^_^

chigi biraa pa..i enjoy reading 

Quote from: cujo on January 19, 2011, 09:28:03 PM
Ms da binsi you probably wore a tiffany ring not just a mini lock tiffany ring{which was not that expensive compared }

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 21, 2011, 02:15:34 PM
Mao ni kalaki sa mga kapildihon, he he...

Parehas sa basketball ba, akong ig-agaw putot kaayo, iyang ka-jumpball kay taga-ilok ra siya, pag-serbato imbis molukso siya iya na lang gisumbag ang tiyan, bwahaha! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 19, 2011, 03:06:01 PM
He he, rigor mortis kunohay... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 21, 2011, 02:11:45 PM
He he, sagad sa mga uwat aning Botoyitot kay tungod man sa pag-inilogay sa baje. Worth it ra pud tingali kay daghan na man ni siyang liwat sa kasilinganan... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 20, 2011, 08:26:52 AM
Paborito nako nga hero ni si Winnie-the-Pooh. Naa pa ni siyay kontra nga mas bangis pa kaysa alien...


Stuffed Animal Fighting- Frog vs Winnie The Pooh] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDKvahS7tMw#]Stuffed Animal Fighting- Frog vs Winnie The Pooh[/url]
                                                                                                    Stuffed Animal Fighting- Frog vs Winnie The Pooh

Quote from: chicogon on January 20, 2011, 10:39:59 AM
Reminds me of DYRD-Tagbilaran of long ago...

Caller:  Sir, pwede mo dedicate?

DJ:      Go ahead, caller No. 5

Caller:  This song is dedicated to Miss Labay-labay (Stewardess)

          Coming from Mister Istambay!!! (Congressman)

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 21, 2011, 02:07:26 PM
Mao ba? Morag balyena? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 20, 2011, 08:00:51 AM
He he, moingon ang Tatay nga wa siyay responsibilidad kay siya biktima lang, it was done without his consent ...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 20, 2011, 12:00:50 PM
Aw, kon mabuhian, maayo unta kon adto molanding sa apapangig sa kontra... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 21, 2011, 08:29:20 AM
My battle-scarred brawler cat Botoyitot...





He's the most gentle cat I know but neighborhood bullies just won't let him be. He never runs away from a catfight, though...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 19, 2011, 03:04:28 PM
Mao ni akong pangontra sa nagkanap nga way lami nga mga pictures, he he... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 19, 2011, 03:08:30 PM
He he, maajo diayng pakongon si Mr. Congressman ug si Ms. Stewardess kon maohon... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 19, 2011, 04:46:20 PM
Current read:

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 19, 2011, 04:51:10 PM

Quote from: islander on January 20, 2011, 12:15:51 AM
salamat kay nigimaw na ug balik sa tb si ms da binsi ug si scarb.  sayang wa pa si aspo, si bugsay mopisik ginagmay, ug ang ubang mga kauban nako sa panaygon--- si vhinz ug bulbohol, absent nag pila ka adlaw.  post na mo bi!  naa na bitaw si hubag...

sleepy na ko.  goodnight for the night.  good morning for tomorrow.  over and out.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 19, 2011, 12:56:32 AM
Bug-at bitaw tingali... Maayo lang ni pangsagpa nga bali-bali...