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Oi...

Dios Mio!

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 21, 2010, 10:47:31 PM
Applicable pod ba ni sa baje, basta daghan imong kwarta maskin murag kinumot sa agta ang nawong, tapos ang lawas murag balyena.

Hahahahaha     

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 22, 2010, 11:33:43 AM
nganong manghilabot man pud, diba?

Ana man jud na ang pepz.

It is not just MAYBE, it is a "HEY, MOVE ON

Jessica Simpson - My Only Wish


I miss you girls... see yoou soon 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 22, 2010, 11:37:20 AM
apil ang  hagokhok

Maayo diay imo pahuway kung maohon 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 22, 2010, 11:35:19 AM
nalimot namn ko ani.

Nalimot o nagpalimotlimot?? Hala daghan na diay ta ani limtanon... hahaha     

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 22, 2010, 11:35:48 AM
tinood siguro.

Ang unsa bay Vits?

Quote from: islander on November 21, 2010, 05:32:26 PM
bisag ang kinataw-an na lay basehan, kanang pa-charming nga pinolitiko, wa nay lain.  sorry na lang siya kun hilabtanon ang mga tawo.  he put himself up for public office.  he is even a breath away from being president of the philippines.  (what if something happens to pnoy?  heaven forbid!)  we can also imagine the resources of public funds at his disposal (representations, travels, etc.) that are part of the perks of his office.  imagine such funds being used to finance his girlfriend.  

so come on, let's not kid ourselves.  a public official is always answerable to the public.  that includes answerability for his moral behavior, which necessarily speaks of whether he is fit to hold public trust.

Hmmm... mao jud madam Isles... sa dihang nagpulitiko sya... he submits himself to critics... Aw hinoon wala naman bag-o ani daghan man pud pulitiko nga naay other significant/s... or mao ba kaha? Tsa na ni oi?

Quote from: islander on November 21, 2010, 10:51:21 PM
on the contrary, he's bigger than the usual stray.


toilet-trained, with breeding.  all he needs is opera appreciation.


emperor felixander the great with his great bangs.

Hala oi, ka-cute. I love you Felixander

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 22, 2010, 09:11:42 AM
LOVE ...is two wrinkled hands still clasp together.

Cute... kani ako hand kay di pa man ni wrinkled... d pa ni love?
Wa man sab ni ka-clasp... hawoy pud ug sige ra ug clasp... hehehe... joke... LB Gorya

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 10:25:05 PM
sobra pa sa tight ang  nabuhat gabii..

Oist, mao ba? Hahahaha.......

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 10:28:07 PM
murag nakaingon bai na nakailad na sad sya...hahaha

Zoinks!

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 21, 2010, 12:58:55 PM
dili oy, walay sparks. sobrang selosa ra to ahong xgf sa una.

yikes! i had to get out of that relationship.

Na, mao pud. Maajo kay tapos na mo. Hehehe... makapitlok ng ing-ana.

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 21, 2010, 12:56:39 PM
hahaha so he gets a proper dose of his own medicine, eh?

smart. girl.

Bwahahaha... mao jud, magkabuang lagi ug paclose-close kay magpatik-atik man pud dajon ang chef ug sulti-sulti ug inasukaran na pulong... dah tagbaw lagi ug ingon nga "my wife" bwahahahaha............. Zoinks!

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 21, 2010, 06:36:25 AM
Basin ikaw ray makapabalik sa kanhing kabuotan ni Bay Vito, Ms. LB... 

Pagtsur? Kanhi diay ni sijang buotan? Na basin mosamot nuon kasalbahi... hehehe 

Oi hala, naa ko friend diri, Waray, hubagerz jud kaajo... hehe... very beautiful... mangayo ko latest pic nija unja ako ingnon ako e-post dinhi 

Quote from: rogamz on November 21, 2010, 05:09:30 AM
sa una modako mata baje ky mangingha tungod sa dako'ng pagsalig.. ...pero karon smile smile nalang mogagmay na mata ky wa na laum laum pa...

Abi najo tijan ang modako 

Hala, when our youngest in the family was 2 years old I took care of him until he was 10 years of age. Had I been too harsh? Because I lied to him once but prefer not to tell him lies again... even white lies.. when I'm mad I say so.. I don't say "ayaw dinha kay naay wakwak" I said... It's not safe there, and when he asked more questions I answered him "you'll know when you grow up" I guess, buotan ra jud sija kaajo na bata because he always follow. I had no problem with him. Now, I never heard him lie.

I got a parenting psychology book, (which I've lost, bisan unsaon najo ug hanap wa na najo nakit-an) ingon man gud didto "don't tell lie to the kids as much as possible because they are smarter than apes" meaning daw curious jud daw na ang mga bata, kung mamakak ka tapos madiskubrihan nila nga namakak ka di na daw na motoo next time na imo ingnon sa samang bakak.

e.g. Bunso at Two Years Old

Ate: Dong tan-awon nato imo ulo, basin naa nagpuyo na mga kuto.
Bunso: Ai, di ko, magdula pa ko.
Ate: Sige ba, dali na dajon, hingut-an teka.
Bunso: Di lagi ko, magdula pa ko.
Ate: Na kung di ka magpahingoto, dajungan kas mga kuto, ilupad ka nila.
Bunso: Nganong dajungan man taraw ko nila, kagamay ana nila ug lawas ah, wa pa jud pako.

Hahaha.. he got me there.. talagang I laughed. Kay sa una ug ilaron ko ing-ani sa aho mga tita motoo jud intawon ko. I guess he's just smarter than me. Pero there, I promised talaga never jud ko mamakak na sa ija. Besides, it's our house rule NEVER LIE

Quote from: farimz on February 19, 2010, 02:27:18 PM
Salig Ayaw Laum  
Farimz


Nagkaila ta
Tungod lamang sa usa ka higala
Higala nga nakasinati na
Sa atong mga kinaiya

Kanako imong giangkon
Ang pagbati nga talagsaon
Ako wala usab mililong
Pagbati ko akong gihunghong

Mga kalipay atong gisaw-an
Mga pagsulay atong gibatukan
Ako nagpabiling matinud-anon
Kay ako naglaum nga mao usab imong buhaton

Apan niabot ang kahigayonan
Nga gikahadlukan sa tanan
Imon akong gibudhian
Nakigdulog diay kasa uban

Malampuson ang maong pagpamugas
Apan imong gimahayan
Ang maong kalampusan
Apan ulahi na ang tanan

Bisan sakit sa balatian
Kaugmaon sa umahan akong nalantawan
Sila kanimo nanginahanglan
Mao nga ikaw akong gibuhian.

Butangi! Luoy bitaw ang kaumahan kung sa mag-uuma biyaan...
Hahaha... mao jud ni ang hinungdan mao ajo bestfriend napukan
Gapakasal maski galanganlangan, way mahimo kay dikta sa simbahan


Ngano ni-enter?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:41:50 AM
hahahah,mag sige ugyaw yaw bai. pero ang babae karon  usa ka gunit lang  ok na...

Pagtsur

Gravy jud diay imo CHARM?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 11, 2008, 01:17:36 PM
love can make you cry

awhoohh... haha

Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 08, 2008, 09:56:49 PM
love can't lie

Hala oi, pagtsur ba Vits, ikaw ni?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 08, 2008, 09:37:13 PM
Love can make your heart pure

Wow Vito... pakpak mga pepz... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 01:29:25 AM
mao na  muuna ko nimo LB kay kahagbongon na akong mata.. manginabuhi pa ko sayo  sa buntag ugma

Sige bay Vits.. magrest na sab ko... sleep tight dinha

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:48:35 AM
hahahah, taas pud ba ang ilong sa kamel bai,

di ba pud lisngag ang ilong ana bai

Oi, hehehe... ang mga lisngang ug ilong nagbinayloay uroy ug mga pulong

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 01:23:46 AM
kinsa man? diretso ra diay basta mao na..ingon ana  ba?

An end is an end.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 01:18:49 AM
depende asa dapit ang gitan-aw

Mao?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 01:16:37 AM
hmmm..adto sa iyang hagkanan,di ko motoo na wa mohangyo  bisan kaisa lb.

Hahahaha... teach him that... he's not the type...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 01:01:26 AM
ang lalaki na bigatlon

Hehehe... adto lang sija hangyo sa ija hangjoanan bay Vits...      Not to me... hehehe... mabungong nya sija sa ajo panudja. Hmm... bad me bad... delete delete

Quote from: islander on November 21, 2010, 12:01:09 AM
to each his own taste, indeed.  but i must say you have a strange taste, lorenz.  she's too much of a vamp, a normal man except perhaps marilyn manson or alice cooper wouldn't want to be seen with her.  and what are those orange underwears with a peek-a-boo panty to boot?  

hahaha!  she doesn't only look pregnant (thanks to luckybelle's imagination) in the first picture, she also looks like she's been given a karate chop on her spine.

the pictures you've posted seem like a trial run for her eventual playboy magazine spread, if at all.  hey, don't waste olive oil on her.  valencia is a good source of lana sa lubi.      

Oi, hehehe... goodnight mama Isles  Sleep tight!

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 21, 2010, 12:03:26 AM
puahahahaha. guilty as charged diay. ay, ay.. 

Bwahahahaha... kalingawan jud nako sija inig manuroy me... magpadagadaga pud ko unya inig moorder me ako atikon ang waitress na kaangay ako relative sa ija.. (kay papretend man ko na relative me, para ako paiguton pud sa cute na waiter d ba kaha kung mobisita ang cute nga chef samo table) hehehe     

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 21, 2010, 12:11:19 AM
hinumdum pood ko sa ahong usang xgf sa una. we went hiking during the winter time with a group of college hikers. it was supposed to be a romantic get-away. haha!

during the hike, i was taking a break and chatted with another girl (who i went to class with!) and we laughed alot. that evening, sleeping in the cabin, my xgf turned over and gave me a dirty look and asked, "so why were you talkng to that girl?" hahaha. patay.

don't ever underestimate a woman's peripheral vision.

Hahaha... basin nakita nija na mas naay pa kay sparks sa imo kanhi classmate kaysa ija... Zoinks!!! A woman's instinct... usually is right. Am I wrong? Zoinks! Zoinks! Don't answer... shy me shy... erase erase.. hehehe

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:56:37 AM
mangil napud ka...hangyo lubo noh?

Zoinks!!! Hehehe... kinsa may mohangyo-lubo bay Vits? 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:52:14 AM
gipangutana sad ka LB?

Wala... hehehe... I definitely close the case. Hahaha     

Quote from: U.S. of America on November 13, 2010, 07:52:36 PM
Photos of Alleged Mistress of Vice-Pres Jejomar Binay

Anak? Nope, far from it

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 20, 2010, 11:43:11 PM
He he, wa ba diay pud kay habak? Diha koy kaila kaniadto nga baje nga bisan magbikini sa beach sul-ob gihapon niya iyang habak...

Hahaha... u wifey? PEACE

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 20, 2010, 11:42:51 PM
luoy pood intawn ang baji nga nag selosa. murag ning hilak ni sija da! sayang ka guapa pood baja...  

Hehehe... kadumdom man sab ko ani... sa una inig manuroy me sa ako x, nya maypagkachick adarit man, ako ingnon, dili lang ta magdala ug kotse, magmotor lang ta... sus, inig naa me malabyan na mamordz kaajo na chick kay magpadili-dili man sija ug siplat... ajo ingnon... bay chicks oh, dalang taghoy.... hahaha... kalingaw kaajo kay moreklamo sya basin daw mabangga me...hehehe       Papretend na wa nisiplat.. nisiplat diay      

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 20, 2010, 11:40:51 PM
puaahahaha. for sure, yo. that works too.

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 20, 2010, 11:40:06 PM
hehehe ning angay ko sa laki sa likud. tan aw sigoro na sija sa isang pinakagwapang baji sa gawas. ang baji sa front, na selosa na...

Bitaw, tua man daghan baje sa atbang 

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 20, 2010, 11:38:08 PM
lol. okey lang. mag templa lang ka ug adobo nga daghang ahos. ug mo approach ang manananggal nimo, ma hadlok. 

Hehehe... Oi, d ba kaha samot ganahan? Amoy pa lang ulam na     

Oi, kacute nila magtampuhan... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 20, 2010, 11:29:24 PM
Bwahaha! Di ba pwede magkwentas lang una kag ahos? 

Hahahaha... wala man ko kwentas nga ahos     

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 20, 2010, 11:25:49 PM
Pwede nimong bakwion ang imong pagpanawag ni Fr. Chic... 

D pud pwede      samot nang manawag... Fra. Chic 

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 20, 2010, 11:19:43 PM
trust me, if this woman were mine, she would be given lip massages. lol.

i adore a curvy woman's body. it brings the lion out...lol 

Hahahaha.........      What can I say?     

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 20, 2010, 11:17:14 PM
He he, luoran ra ba ning giango-ango na... 

Hahaha...      oi 

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 20, 2010, 11:16:18 PM
dili hadlok. inviting ni sija. hehe.

in my view, this is how a woman's body should be. cuvy.

a body like this..must be massaged in olive oil...everyday.

Hahahaha.......      mashueng ko vayot     

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 20, 2010, 11:09:08 PM
Mga nawong sa dili motabang...

Ai, nagpatabang diay ka grandpa...      Unsa man pud tawon ako mahimo? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 20, 2010, 11:07:17 PM
Aw, kay dili ba diay humot ang tuwayon? Kahumot ana, a! Lainlain man ang klase sa kahumot. And I just happen to have catholic taste...

Hahahahaha       hekhek

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 20, 2010, 06:35:08 PM
He he, nganong nanawag man kang Fr. Chic, Ms. LB, naa kay ipa-exorcise? 

Murag... hehehehe     

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 12, 2009, 10:41:28 PM
huy sa tinud-anay naa pa kaha baje ganahan ug mga letters nga ing ani?

murag di na lagi ni madawat sa akong lalamunan!

no offense pero murag lahi naman ang mga tawo karon kay mo ask raman;

what about us? are we still on? or not?

hahahahhhaa!

Hahahahahaha     

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 20, 2010, 06:37:26 PM
Hu hu, ang eggs ra tawon... Tabang mga silingan! 

   

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 20, 2010, 01:10:19 PM
Di na kinahanglan tuyoon pagsimhot kay mangalisbo man... 

Hahahaha........ako naluoy jud nimo grandpa Hubs... hekhek.... kay sige ka simhot, di ba kaha katunong ug nangalisbo  PEACE

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 20, 2010, 12:27:28 PM
Wa jud kay halin...

hahaha

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 20, 2010, 11:14:05 AM

Oi hala, kahadlok... hahaha      Fra. Chic.....

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 20, 2010, 02:03:56 PM
My eggs keep getting bigger every day...

hekhekhekhekhek.....................     ang eggs nalang tawon.......... dili ang plant.... oi, hala, wala ba kaha ni Filariasis?     

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 20, 2010, 06:45:15 AM
Luoy bitaw ang ubang baje kay morag kalugnoton labi na kon dut-an na. Makapanghupaw gud og lawom inigkahuman sa music... 

Tyehahaha... sweto....hehehe... nanghupaw to kay naklaro nija nga ang ijang kasayaw small size man diay... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 14, 2010, 12:00:53 AM
Ang karne ani bisan pila na ka oras nga gihiwa, magsigi gihapon og twitch... 

Eww... d ba kaha intawon mo twitch ilawom sa tijan...? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 20, 2010, 06:33:14 AM
Often, one is overpowered at first by a sort of physical exhaustion, but the road to healing is certain.

True

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 20, 2010, 07:46:06 AM
Bura mitaw, pero masin bao lang jud ijang natural proportions...

mao sab

Quote from: chicogon on November 20, 2010, 01:47:34 AM
Karon nag witness siya. Hmmmm, pwede pod wetness... 

Zoinks!!! Pagtsur Fra.

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 18, 2010, 12:41:56 AM

diri nga photo, burag 2 months preggy.... nice

Quote from: islander on November 19, 2010, 09:44:54 PM
let's put fragrance, or the scent of a woman, aside, and focus on the man who is testing a machine.  it so happens that the machine operator who is the buyer does not know a thing!  at the very least, he cannot function at all.  hahaha!  would that the machine, who happens to be a woman with a scent, rejects the buyer too.

Toinks! Toinks! hehehehe... hala Aaron, tubag! hehehe... PEACE

Quote from: islander on November 19, 2010, 09:40:30 PM
so if the woman after sex is not getting fragnant, at least you have all the right to think whether she is fragrant or not!?

Hehehehehehehehe.... hay kabibo nalang 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 07:15:12 PM
He he, the Scaramouche effect is the clown's defect... 

Hmm.. mao vah 

Quote from: islander on November 19, 2010, 07:38:05 PM
thank you, u.s. of america.
thank you, luckybelle.
thank you, chongki.
thank you, raquelproud boholana.
thank you, hubag bohol.
thank you, tubag bohol.

Hehehe... thank you madam Isles 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 06:10:38 PM
I was among the first who was involved in it, Sir FD, a long time ago...

Oi, hala... wala jud ka magduhaduha totpi.. tyahahaha...PEACE     

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 05:51:13 PM
He he, wa ba ka ka-witness ani, Ms. LB?

Sa UP....

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
Hmm. Maybe because you allow them?

but not anymore

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 14, 2010, 12:00:53 AM
Ang karne ani bisan pila na ka oras nga gihiwa, magsigi gihapon og twitch... 

Eww...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 19, 2010, 04:45:07 PM
pwede pud balikon kay ulitawo pa man pud ni si bai hubs

Ulit na tawo nga naay "vow of celibacy".... Untsa ba? Pasabta

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 05:38:04 PM
Memorable Oblation Run...

tyahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 05:08:06 PM
He he, kana maoy dili tekret bay...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 19, 2010, 04:23:04 PM
tinood diay?

Sa imong tan-aw?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 19, 2010, 03:53:02 PM
sobra ra pud na, angay na ipanghatag sa walay bumper

Heks..heks.. kung ikapanghatag pa lang, dugay ra unta na niya gihatag 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 19, 2010, 03:24:57 AM
Haiiiiii...all of a sudden naa nay poy adjustment sa kinabuhi. Is there a school how to become real "bitch?" I want to study that, maybe I can genuinely drive the bad spirits hanging around me like century vines.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Becoming a real bitch, hmmm.... dali ra kaayo na... kaya lang nakakapagod... dali ra pud ta matigok ana...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 03:14:35 PM
Porjos porsanto! Maumod man pud ta ana! 

Bwahahahaha.... sagdi lang kay kung didto ka maumod sa bumper dili maguba imo handsome face.... soft pillow na sija..     

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 02:58:06 PM
Naa puy mga baje nga unreasonable kaayo. Kinsa guy di makalingi kon hapit na lang molugwa ang bumpers... 

like this

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 18, 2010, 10:25:38 PM
or basin mao na ang imong bf sa una nga nawala

tyahahaha     

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 18, 2010, 09:17:34 PM
mailhan baya ang gikan sa gawas.

Hinoon, pero ako may magbuot sa dalan... hahaha...

Quote from: thatsmyboy1992 on November 19, 2010, 05:40:06 AM
been dieting but it fails because of some Hershey's Kisses handy, ooppss

Hehehe...OK ra na panagsa Mr. Gatal...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 18, 2010, 09:01:44 PM
kaila na diay mo daan ni bai hubs lb?

Tekret   

Quote from: islander on November 18, 2010, 09:22:02 PM
hahaha!  lingawa nako ninyo uy.  unsa man ni vito, interesado ka ni luckybelle?  tubag.

Hahaha.... burag sakto ka madam, hekhek... hmmm... pwede sab Q&A section lang ni... hehe     

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 18, 2010, 09:18:21 PM
asa naliwat sya?nimo or kang daddy?

Hmmm... kadtong bag-o pa sya gipanganak liwat kaayo ni daddy... pagdako na liwat na ni mommy.... hehehe

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 27, 2010, 09:22:46 PM



He he...  

Sus, nalang... ka-emew.....

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 09:43:48 AM
Si Bay Vito na lang kon maohon...

hahaha...    

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 04:49:00 PM
Ah, that would be an act of masochism... 

Oi, nganongg naapil man diri ang masochism? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 04:50:40 PM
He he, lisod na kon dili nako matuman ang akong vow of celibacy... 

 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 04:51:37 PM
Oops. Tekret, di ba? 

Ai, tekret man diay... hekhek     

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 04:35:55 PM
Cool. Kanay buotang bata. Sayang wa ko madayon pagkamaestro, basin maestudyante pa diay unta ka nako... 

Hekhek...      oi, d ba diay to ikaw ako maestro?

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 04:36:42 PM
Aw, kon mamugos jud... 

Hahaha... "pugsa ako ayaw, mapatay intawon"... said grandpa Hubs     

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 04:38:50 PM
Bwahaha! Wa man gud nimo taboni, nakit-an hinuon! 

Hahahaha      pagsuot ug folder kaw, pagsuot... ibutang sa imo ulo... himuang kalo... hekhek... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 04:34:33 PM
Lahi ra, Ms. LB. I can tell (for once)... 

Hahaha..........

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 04:33:21 PM
Hekhek... tekret, d ko tabian, d ko magtell      

Oi, nangupya 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 04:31:58 PM
Ako maoy dili kakaya. Retired na ko aning mga butanga... 

      Impas...

Haha ni nga thread, haha jud     

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 03:21:22 PM
Hmm. Model student man gud ka, Ms. LB, mao nga wa kay nasayran kabahin sa cheating in the classroom... 

Ana jud grandpa Hubs, bahala nyang ma-0 ko basta d lang nya mangopya. Kay ang test para najo sumbanan ug nakat-on ba jud ko.

Sus kamo, gibug-atan ra tawon na sila sa ila gi-aswat mao ing-ana ila expression.