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Quote from: hubag bohol on April 09, 2011, 09:01:46 AM
Mao ni pangutana nga ang tema above the ears but below the belt... 

Sagdi lang bai Hubs kay mas ok nga maulahi ang Wow wow wow, suspense ika nga. 

Quote from: islander on April 10, 2011, 11:35:01 PM
maghuwat kog unsay hitsura sa dunggan nga gigamit...

hahahhaha ayayay murag matigi jud ni ron duhang fiscal 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 10, 2011, 12:13:51 PM
Hmm, sabagay, puwa-puwa tuod permi akong ilong...

mao ni sya biktima sa gugma, sigurado ko para sa iyaha ang Love is Bad.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 10, 2011, 12:20:59 PM
Ang kwestyon, kon unsang klaseha sa motor...

pweding Honda 50cc - harley davidson

Insulin.

Quote from: JellyBean on April 09, 2011, 02:38:11 AM
Ya ya ya ya poor grammar....very funny all you friends in here looooong time no see but see now....

PASOSYAL NA GIRL IN THE BUS..

GIRL: manong, can you get my bagahe please?
it's like mabigat kasi eh.

KONDUKTOR: Alin dito miss?

GIRL: there oh! yong SAKO! Please pki ingat lang
kasi if it falls to da ground mhirap mgpulot..

ng "KOFRAS"
ahehehe...

PASOSYAL NA GIRL IN THE BUS..

GIRL: manong, can you get my bagahe please?
it's like mabigat kasi eh.

KONDUKTOR: Alin dito miss?

GIRL: there oh! yong SAKO! Please pki ingat lang
kasi if it falls to da ground mhirap mgpulot..

ng "KOFRAS"
ahehehe...

pero na na intrega lagi ko imong tubag, mura diay ug motor sa layo si doctor whahahahha 

What if, there will be a free retouch of your body parts, which part of your body should you prefer to be done first?

and why?

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 09, 2011, 03:11:23 AM
 

WHO CARES!!!

Absolutely.

Pag Bol-anon (Ija-ija aho-aho) that's why you are right to do not care your fellow Bol-anons, am I right?  

sa mga local pa " Kaliwali "  

Quote from: islander on April 09, 2011, 03:04:48 AM
it takes all kinds, regardless of nationality.  we're old enough and educated enough to know this.

 

Right right right 

Lamok, maoy tubag sa, " Sa layo murag motor, sa duol doctor "

Quote from: islander on April 09, 2011, 02:05:03 AM

unya, unsa may tubag sa ikaduhang tigmo?  ayaw ko ingna nga 'lorenzo'...

whahaahaha...ma'am Isle's ikaw ha  

Butones, maoy tubag sa, " Bulikata ang imoha kay isulod ang ako-a "

Quote from: islander on April 09, 2011, 01:28:14 AM
young pa diay?  sayoha pod diay nimong gibungot uy.  unsa man pod nang gitabonan sa imong kawo?  kolot o sinaw?

hahahhaha..di pa ko moangkon ug tiguwang oi mao bitaw mag tigmo-tigmo sa ta diri aron balikan ang kapanahunan sa kabataan. 

Do you think are Philippine riddles still exist and effective as fun activity of the young Filipino people like us?

mga tigmo,

1.) Nagpaka buhi kong malipayon, nanimuyo ming mabungahon, perti nakong luuya, walay makahusay sa akong pamilya. unsa man?

2. ) sa layo murag motor, sa duol doctor.  unsa man ?

3.) ako na gyud ni, hinatag sa ko mama ug papa,
pero ang nag-gamit sila akong mga higala. Unsa man ?

4. ) bulikata ang imoha kay isulod ang ako-a. Unsa man ?
   

Quote from: islander on April 07, 2011, 10:06:01 PM
hehe, ahat ba uroy nga nasuhito ko nga di tigpaminaw ug radyo; di man gani tigtan-aw ug tv...

sa karon na lagi ma'am kay mipanaw naman tawn si Dra. Rosaroso 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 08, 2011, 06:35:59 AM
Wrong mistake, Ms. Ayayay. Wrong spelling, I mean.  Di kaha ang imong buot ipasabot, "wa pa tawon ko moingon nga mora kog nawong ug almoranas"...

o = ang gihisgotang almoranas

hahahahhahaha...almuranas sa binisaya bot-bot, mao bani sya? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 07, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Naa puy Verbbisong...

(Hmm. Di ba kaha diay to Nounbisong?)  

programa na sya bai sa usa radio station sa Cebu sulod sa dugay mga tuig, daghan kaayo ang taga paminaw niining programaha kaso sa bandang North sa Bohol lang ni madungog kay walay signal ang Cebu radio stations sa bandang south sa Bohol. Kaya possibling wa ka kadungog niini. Si ma'am Isle's ang suhito niini, ang host niining programaha si dra. ug abogada Libres Rosaroso

Quote from: islander on April 04, 2011, 12:57:03 PM
ayaw ko ingna balik na pod ta ani sa imong favorite thread sa una nga vagina dentata...

ma'am Isle's coming soon ba, pero ok lang na parang Verbotin sab sa TB.

Quote from: mistyeyed on April 06, 2011, 10:15:20 PM
Basin kinahanglan sa imong asawa nga mo sakay ka sa 4x4 bay.Basin siya sige drive way pasahero.

Parang tigmo ning imohang statement bai ha. unsa kahay tubag niini? 

Victims of love

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 06, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
At least kompleto ang mga tudlo ni Ondoy, way nasuksok...

di man gud na buhi maong steady lang

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 06, 2011, 10:04:44 AM
Magnified diay ni nga picture kon maohon, kay kagamay ras bulinaw. Aw, gawas kon bulinaw sa Balingsya... 

bitaw dagko-a nang bolinao sa Valencia, bohol nindot kaayo kilawon basta di lang tinituhan ug dinamita. 

.

sa tan-aw makukuha ang tubag. Kinsa tong may kuyog-kuyog tiguwang nga bana aw mao toi mga Pinay nga kwarta ang giapas, kong sabagay kong kaya agwantahon ang libak sa mga tao nakakita ok lang kay busog kanunay ang tiyan ug makapalit nindot nga mga sinina ug leather nga boots hehehe samtang buhi pa.  bwahahaaha

 i need to use 4x4 to explore the wide attitude of my partner 

Quote from: islander on April 05, 2011, 11:13:39 PM
arrruuuuyyy!  victimizer diay hinoon ka?  pila na diay kaha ang imong gipahilak, ang na-killed tungod nimoh?

hahahaha...manghuhula man lagi sab ka ma'am bukod sa Doctora sa Velez Hospital joke joke joke 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 05, 2011, 02:54:33 PM
Mao ni hasang, ay. Unsa kaha diay pasumbingay ani...

mura man lagi ni ug hasang sa ulo sa bolinao bai Hubs nga gikilaw ang lawas .  

tinuod ba naa konoi Bolanon nga hasangan taga Pitugo nga mao kono'y nakakuha niadtong arang dako-ang Kugtong (Lapu-lapu) sa maong Isla sa Pitugo (Pres Garcia na karon)  nga daghan ng mananaumay nga gihigop ug gitulon sa maong higanting Isda.

Love can make you cry.
Love will kill you, those who are victims of love. me, not included. 

 

Quote from: islander on April 04, 2011, 11:46:22 PM
naa tingaliy uban nga di makaantos sa baho sa laing hasang.

ot:  tan-awa nang imong quotation, wa na magkadimao tungod kay hasang ray naa sa imong hunahuna, hahaha!

hahaha...ma'am mao nay usa sa basihan nga may ibubuga pa sa larangan ng duwa-duwa.

Quote from: islander on April 04, 2011, 11:43:32 PM
without love, no flying segbin.

believe jud ko nimo ma'am, usa najud ko's tagahanga nimo, sapol kanunay pag bumira ka hehehe

without love of money, there is no robber, corrupt government official
without love, no early pregnancy or unwanted pregnancy that causes over population in the country
without love, no adultery

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 04, 2011, 10:07:34 AM
Aw, daghan jud hinuong madly (and badly--and sadly pa jud) in love sa shellfish like this one below...

kuyawa gud ani bai Hubs, nia nasab imong gipakita, ang ako lang basin may maghiromentado kay gustong mouli  motilaw ug kinilaw.

Selfishness is generally bad. Therefore, Love is bad because it is a selfish emotion.

YouTube's NextUp: Love, The Cold Hard Truth

or, di ba itoy simpling key lang para daling mapasok or ma uto-uto ang isang tao, grupo, tribes or nasod sa mga tao mga may interest nga maagaw kong anong mayron tayo.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 29, 2011, 04:32:37 PM
Mao nay ipares sa apple...

siguro ang maajong i-tawag niini symbolo sa kamalian dili symbolo sa kasalanan, kay siguro kong wala pa motilaw ug mahilig sa apple basin ug Datu na'ko. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 29, 2011, 04:32:37 PM
Mao nay ipares sa apple...




mao diay nga apple ang symbolo sa sala'a. Pero sala'a kong mokaon ta ug apple heheehhehe

Quote from: fdaray on March 27, 2011, 12:05:55 PM
Unique...., why it looks that way?

i think that's not fabricated by human, that's why i assumed that paranormal elements are responsible for that.  

my own opinion,
I think they are not victim, because they did that felony which resulted the deprivation of their lives. They knew already how harsh and strict the law in China when comes to illegal prohibited drugs but still they did it. so, they are the victims of their own sin.

What do you think, are the 3 Filipinos sentenced to die in China this coming March 30, 2011 purely victims ?

or, they are the living evidence that Filipinos are Gullible people as Harvard social research institute disclosed lately.

parang giti-aw tiawan siguro ni sa mga Dwedi kay nganong halos pariho man jud sa usa ka parti sa lawas sa usa ka lalaki.   

Are Filipinos most Gullible (uto-uto) people in the world according to Harvard social research institute?

SUPERSTITION or (pato-o to-o) is one of the proof that filipinos are gullible, it is said that if a bride tries fitting/wearing her gown before the wedding, the wedding would be canceled.. and if you sleep while your hair is wet, you would become crazy or go blind. about 70% filipinos i know believes that.

prove it yourself by asking a filipina bride to fit her gown, or asking any filipino to sleep right after bath, or using an umbrella inside a house, or sweep the house at night, etc. i'm pretty sure that they will refuse it to do because superstition.

usa pa, during the election, common practice ang mang ulog-ulog sa mga ulog-ulogan nga filipinos    

Nagbagyo ba oroi ug bonbon / bassss.

here is my Persian cat.
maka wala sa stresses pang samantala, kaya daghan ang gustong mag-aalaga ug cat kay sa lion ug tiger.

Quote from: chicogon on March 24, 2011, 03:16:35 AM
Paniudto at Picadilly: parmesan crusted fish fillet, mashed potato, brocoli, corn bread ug fanta orange  

mag Pari kaya ko para masasarap din ang makakain ko?  joke joke lang bro ha.  

kong mapildi today ang Philippine Azkals, anong maayong gawin sa Azkals?

-dapat paba ipadayon nila ang pag-iinsayo parang ma-enhance ng husto ang galing nila para sa susunod pang mga match in the future.
or, gamitin nalang ang multi million pesos nga budget sa team sa ibang mahalagang bagay upang ito'y mapakinabangan


 

B-cue 

bananacue ug camotecue

and why? Please explain.

Quote from: kan-ogong on March 24, 2011, 11:20:29 AM
The match between the Philippine Azkals and Palestine ended in a scoreless draw yesterday at the Thuwana Stadium in Rangoon, Myanmar, reports Inquirer.net. The Azkals need to defeat Bangladesh tomorrow for a shot at qualifying for the main tournament of the Asian Football Confederation Challenge Cup next year.

"If the teams end up with the same number of points after Friday, the teams with the best goal difference will advance," Inquirer.net reports.

Azkals Coach Hans Michael Weiss told Inquirer.net that he is "satisfied with the result." He said, "I have seen a very strong Palestine team that we really had to endure. It was not an easy match."



For more on this story, log on to Inquirer.net.

thanks boss....i'm pretty sure that Azkals will win that match tomorrow, 25 March 

It does mean that we are not already in the territory of the country of origin even we are still there waiting for departure at departure area.   

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 23, 2011, 11:44:19 AM
Unsay hiloton nimo, Bay Vist, lisay ug piang?

ang Ugat ko bai parang nanamlay. 

kinsay nakaduog sa Azkals vs the Fighter;  Phil vs Palestine.

galibog ko unsay tawag sa panghilot, usa ba kini ka matang sa trabaho or hobby lang?  

pwede ba kini akong i-sulat sa mga documento kong fill upan?  ex: Work: manghihilot

Duha ang taga Bohol (PMIian). mahal siguro ang sweldo nila kay tig-guyod man ug barkong nabariya.   

 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 20, 2011, 12:30:39 AM
Oi, ngano kaha? Naa man diri, I'm looking at it right now...

Asa ka ron, Bay Vist, sa Libya o sa Japan?

simbako oroi bai, hehehehehe bisan way sapi gusto pa'kong mabuhi bai oi. 

unsa na sya nga picture bai wala may makita namo diri?   

albulayo/manghilot wana kabarog samtang nagtambal / hilot sa pasinting dalaaga kay dunay mituy-od. 

Quote from: chicogon on March 18, 2011, 04:10:58 AM
Masarap maglaro sa putik, kung Tinagawog pa bwahehehe!!! 

makakita lang ta ug tao nga sincero adto sa mga walay diploma pero dili sab tanan.

Quote from: kan-ogong on March 19, 2011, 02:08:10 AM
sa una sa high school pa ako sa bohol  na uso ang football mga maayo modowa taga BSAT  maayo man gud sila ug football ground karon kay wala naman idungog ang football sa Bohol.Maayo modowa mga Bol anon ani sa una wala lang sponsor, ang bola man gani gamit bola pa sa basketball. makagamit lang ug bola sa football ug madala kana sa CVRAA.tiniil pa man gani mga bol anon magduwa ani.Karon kay mga batan on na bu**** naman sa shabu.mao ni angay nga sport sa Pinoy kay wala kinahanglan ug Hieght.

bitaw daghang maayo mangduwa ug Football mga taga BSAT, kadaghanan nila mga taga Tamblot St. ra sab.

Michael Ortelli (Filipino-French), a new Azkal striker.




New Fil-Spanish Azkal Angel Aldeguer

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on March 18, 2011, 01:47:45 AM
Haaaaaay, salamat...Waa ko ka graduate!

pero ganon paman naka tapak gihapon ka sa templo sa kasamaan nyur nga mao ang iskuylahan, matud pa sa usa ka Filipinong scholar. 

what do you think?

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 17, 2011, 10:13:12 AM
Aw, mao ba? Abi nakog ang tag-iya maoy peacock... 

natingala bai Hubs nganong naay peaock sa Bohol nga ang naa sa atoa Kokok ug Manhak raman. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 17, 2011, 09:21:18 AM
Nice. Asa kaha dapit ang peacock diri...

oo naay Peacock diha maoy Logo nila sa maong resort ug katunayan tanan nga mga elegant furnitures from Europe nila pinatuyo may naka ukit Peacock sa silya, tables, beds, etc...

mao ni ilang LOGO
 

Diara nakita ra.


Saudi Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud has teamed up with Ayala Land to invest $150 million for a resort project in Bohol. The Saudi Prince is reportedly interested in the property of the Fonacier family, which owns the 168-room Bohol Beach Club.

Nearly half a million tourists, including about 40,000 foreign guests, visited Bohol last year, and the Department of Tourism expects this number to increase soon with the construction of more resorts and completion of vital infrastructure projects.


Bohol Congressman Edgar Chato, who chairs the House committee on tourism, said there are only 2,500 hotel and resort rooms in Bohol at present, which are not enough to accommodate the influx of visitors.

i support, para brato ug stable ang supply sa kuryente ug daghan na unya foreign investors magnegosyo sa ato.

ang interior part maoy nindot niani, also that building furnished with European furnitures and appliances also the lighting & plumbing fixtures from Europe

Quote from: Deepwater on March 16, 2011, 03:35:41 PM
unsay hinagiban?.. sorry ha, lawum na jamo na para nako

Hinagiban - weapon.

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2011, 02:54:24 PM
sureness ko nga kadaghan ni siya maka-home run, flying segs.  human ug drama, run to the home dayon kay nagtulo ang sip-on ug ningkulo ang tiyan, hahaha!

malagmit manjud na ba, kong adto sa Gf baskog ug formang-forma then pagkatapos maka home sa Gf run dayon  pa-uli sa orig na home nga parang pildero'ng sabongero naghoyhoy ang abaga hahaha  

pakonsensya lang na'ng mohilak sila bai Hubs...hahaha..  

ikaw bai hubs wa kakasulay ug drama-dramahan imong mga Gf sa una aron lang maka hom ka. 

Di ko oi, mahimong aswang palang unja na sya pag nasasulod na maoy kaunat sa akong ugat ug kasiyagit.  

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 14, 2011, 09:57:27 PM
Naa bayay daghang underwater entertainment, Bay Vist, naa puy daghang klase sa pagkaon. Stressful pud ang kinabuhi ilawom sa dagat, mao nga sama nato ang mga ukoy mahilig og lingaw-lingaw...

hahaha, lingaw-lingaw ang mga ukoy tagura'g kilaw ug amahong parat-parat.

nakadaug or pildi ang Azkal?

usahay bai Hubs, di jud magpurol labina sa gabii haruhay paminaw matulog pag way purol.hehehe

dili kong ang Kabataan sa umaabot sa atong nasud maingon niini.


a nine year old Pakistani girl works in coal mine

Tree House sa Kahoy'ng Lomboy ug Bognai Overlook to Inabanga Town Proper & Ciudad sa Sugbo

Inabanga Gand Cayon


Kota ni Francisco " Sendrijas " Dagohoy  (Inabanga Highland)

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 13, 2011, 10:01:01 PM
Naa pa ni hangtod karon, Bay Vist?

wala pay tuig ning litratoha bai. tambayan namo usahay ug weekend kay mahal man sa Sabayan Peak

a Tree house overlooks Inabanga Town proper and Cebu City 

Palupdanan ug Tabanog niadtong wala pami purol samtang nagbantay sa kabaw nanabsab sa sagbot.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 13, 2011, 06:57:37 PM
He he, nakita lagi imong reflection, Bay Vist...

Kita ba bai .

by Blanc of France

mao ni sya Mike.

Hangyo, pwede man.

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on March 12, 2011, 07:41:13 PM
Dili man klaro Vistabel. And it's too small.

koha ra'ni sa cellphone, nakabitin ni sa ding2x sa balay unya silaw ang suga. Unsaon ba pagpadako kong kuha lang sa cellphone, pewde bang mapadak-an?

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 13, 2011, 08:05:31 AM
Susmarisep! Makuhaan man pud ang mabdos nga makakita ani!

magmabdos, unsaon kaha sa maong kabajo? basin mangitlog nalang ni kay wala may tyan.

If in case the 2 Nuclear Plants installation in Japan leaks due to the recent earthquake.

This is it, several buses of protesters intercepted by Saudi Gov't. Forces this afternoon in Al-Khobar, Eastern Province of Saudi Arabia where 90% of Saudi Arabia's Oil Wells are located that produces about 8.5 million barrels of petroleum fuels per day.

very simple, must live flexible and not a dictator to all walks of life which people have around you.

Quote from: fdaray on March 10, 2011, 04:47:54 PM
Is Middle East conflict beginning of 2012 prediction w/c is end of the world? Yes,  this is yet the beginning.

What good things will we do now for the remaining 20 months in our life herein Earth?  Is it advisable to avail/take more Credit Cards ?

Indeed, i would choose land. In land there are many entertainments like Cockfighting, Bars, Night Clubs, Casino, etc.. that can relieve stresses whereas in water there is nothing except kinilaw'ng isda or kinhason.   

Quote from: islander on March 09, 2011, 11:25:39 PM
likay lang gyod mong duha, hubs ug bolbs, nga di inyong itlog ang sabwon kay lisod ning sop nambir 3 and wan hap.

hehehehe di ba may expiration date usab ang itlog ma'am?

as per Mayan Calendar, the world will end on Dec 21, 2012. that prediction seems coincident as the Bible said, the earth will experience unexpected and shocking disasters and happenings if the world's end is near. And, this is it.


THE astronomy calendar for December 2012:
December 3rd - Jupiter at Opposition. Closest approach to Earth.
December 13th - New Moon
December 13th and 14th - Geminids Meteor Shower. Yearly event
December 21 - Winter Solstice - Shortest Day of the Year in the Northern Hemisphere.
December 21 - End of Mayan Calendar Long Count (5125 years) and the beginning of the next long count.
December 25 â€" Christmas Day.
December 28 - Full Moon.

di ko oi, mabaw'o man gani ta ug am-am sa di manghinambid kong sapoton.