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gubot pas tanang nagubot, ging. hehehe. hasta utok.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 03, 2009, 07:47:42 AM
Bilib kaayo ko sa explaination nimo Father. Nakasabot jud ming mga slow learner aning religion hehhehe.Thanks kaayo Dre sa pagpasabot.
Sa mga wala magmenyo ,wala mamenyo ug wala na gyud pag asa mamenyo hehhehe sakripisyo jud intawong dako ning kinabuhing menyo labi na naa moy mga bata makapangutan jud ta ug Tibook man unta ko nganong nagpasinsiyo. Once ma sinsiyo na ka bug at na ang dalan nga imong lakwan didto sa kahimayaan heheheh. Swerte ning nakahunahuna ug magpari kay tibook pa sila hahaha.

sakripisyo man jud bisan unsa ug bisan kinsa, rpb, labi na kung tinud-anay gyung pangalagad. bisan ang ubang mga propesyon, kung tinud-anay sila nga mangalagad ug dili kay kwarta ilang giapas, dako man gani pod nang sakripisyo nila. sakripisyo gani ning magtinud-anay kag ADmin diri sa TB, kay magpunay og bantay aning gipangsulti sa mga uwagan ug mga buyagon nga membro. hahahahhaha...

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 03, 2009, 03:50:56 AM


bwahahahha! naa ba gud nang sigbin oi??

naa oy. naa man gani na diri sa TB. 

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 03, 2009, 07:46:08 AM


bwahahahha! basi nalimot lang ka adto ug hidhid sa imong rexona Glace? ahahahaha! jawk!

inay'g pasimhuta! hahahaha...makahunahuna jud kos sa una, sa di pa sementado ang kalsada, kada labay sa cholerang St. Jude, manago mis kasagingan kay perting abuga. kay magpabilin kas kalsada, mura og abat imong nawong sa kadaghan sa abog.

Quote from: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 07:03:37 AM
Glacier, unsa na may sumpay atong inyong pagsugod na o hadoul namo sa kalayo?  nindot baya basabasahon, makalingaw, makapahinumdom sab sa nangngagi.

sagdi lang, bams, moabot ra na. manukad sa ko...eng eng eng....

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 03, 2009, 07:41:28 AM
mura sad ug awto nga maserati Glace! hahahha!

jati na, lagi. hahahaha

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 03, 2009, 07:37:59 AM

ininglisa daw na Glace kay nag libog akong utok...ahh wisdom is blah blah...?

yeah, blah, blah, blah. hahaha. kana, mao na.

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 03, 2009, 06:43:02 AM
He he, I know what you mean, Bay Glace. Needless to say, arguments are supposed to speak for themselves, and be heard regardless of who says them. But there's always the temptation to act like Socrates--who loved to talk just to hear the sound of his own voice. 

mao bitaw, bay hubs, makaingon ta nga mas lawom jud ang kinaadman kay sa kahibawo.

Quote from: chicogon on October 03, 2009, 06:41:07 AM
Bitaw personally - honest jud ni gyod - I prefer priests be celibate, not because I'm against marriage, but I think they're better off living a single life para mas available sila sa kadaghanan. Kamong mga dunay uyab o pamilya, you know well the challenges of relationship and married life. Di lalim oy! Of course, mine is only an observation/analysis from the outside (naks!); kamo jud kay 1st hand experience. But I know too well nga lisud sagolon ning duha deri sa field of priesthood. Saludar jud ko ninyo mga minyo ug kadtong mga relationship nga nilungtad. Sus no, iapil pa natog ihap ani ang pagpangitag panginabuhi para sa pamilya og pagpa eskwela sa mga bata ngadto nas college. How do you do it? Unya wa pay labot ani ang differences of personalities nga mag-uban sa panimalay and many other challenges/trials along the way. Every move and decision you make, apil man jud tanan. While as a single priest, you're free from most of them and you decisions, usually, are yours alone. Mingaw lang jud nuon ang kinabuhing olitawo kay tawo raman ta, pero di man sad maihap ang blessings ug kalipay that comes with being single... thrilling baja pod - many ups and down - pero ingon ani man jud ni maski unsa pang walk of life imo gilakat. In short, staying single, mas free-er ka to do more and expand yourself than being stuck in a relationship or marriage. Di na mananghid ni Misis!

you did a very good job, pads. i can see your devotion in your ministry. thank you for that. your experience speaks volume of reasons why priests of the RC must stay single. a very valuable lesson much deeper than quotations from other sources. one can't beat experience on this matter.

not to argue your honest thought of the matter, let me also share this story of an Anglican Priest. as you know, Anglicans do not have a lot of differences from Catholics. He of course is married. Has wife, who is working, and two kids, who are in their teens. He admits the challenges of married life coupled with ministerial demands of his office. But there are just as much challenges in one who is married in the priesthood as one who's not. He says there's more freedom in being single, just as there's more in being married. He meant that his wife has completely understood right in the beginning of their union, what his job entails and hers, too, to their works and to their family. The balancing of hours between each other and between their children has never been a cause of strain.

It is engaging when you work in a community, and you have a family, he said. you become more aware of your  family duties and witnessing of the gospel. all in one.

Sometimes, it is more advantageous when you need intense conversation about church, fundraisers, plans and other concerns, the wife is the first to hear and you are sure, she is not going to judge you for anything. the family is however his priority. but it is also his source of inspiration to be faithful to his ministry. their children, even in their tender age, have also done their part. they enjoy what other kids have. but with a twist. they have a duty not only in their home but in their "bigger home" --church, as well. it is not that his life has no problems. he does like everybody else. but his consolation is that he's been blessed with beautiful family, and good parishioners.

i like you, pads. your honesty reminds me of this friend. like him, you serve the same God and same mission. maybe, with a twist. di ka mananghid ni Misis; siya, tugutan ni Misis, sa way pagpangutana. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 03, 2009, 05:47:33 AM
Bwahaha. Basin opposite and buot ipasabot ni Bay Glace. Risky para sa baje kay sigi lag tindog!

Quote from: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 05:58:45 AM
kini ra bang "always standing under" kay more than as painful.. aguroy for him ,  BUT if you will apply  a pinch of heroin powder, nonstop ang kalipay ni Inday gjod! 
.... abi pod naho  ang laing meaning  aning  "TOO RISKY"  kay kon mobuntis na, magpagukod-gukod na ang sigig tindog! 

hahahahaha...mao tingali nga wa na iapil sa Top Ten ning Pinoy kay di masabot.

he/she is there, when you cry for HELP

suhito ka ani nila, slacks?

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 03, 2009, 05:41:52 AM
He he, bitaw no? Pero basin makalibog ni kay dili man tiyan ra ang parte sa lawas nga every now and then kinahanglan pahiyuson.

mao tingali nga wa isuwat laktud nga KASILYAS, kay di ba mahunahuna nato ana ang KALIBANG ra man. pero, kung Wash Room o Comfort Room, medyo lapad ang pagkahulugan ani. pwede na ilakip ang ubang parte sa lawas nga pahiyuson. hahahaha, sama sa KUAN...ug KUAN. daghan. 

Quote from: chicogon on October 03, 2009, 06:15:55 AM
Hmmm... 25 years ago, more likely. Karon? Taas naman lubi hehehe. I'm talking about "paminyoon."

Sa mIRC chatroom kay paresan man ka nila didto sa una, bwahaha. Uso man didto pakatay. Multiple partnership didto hahahaha!

yeah, 25 years ago. ok, thanks, pads.

paita pod nang multiple partnership, maka-anemic man tingali na. hahahahha!

Quote from: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 04:57:15 AM
ang resulata ani ....GAHALHAL na! 

sus...kadaghan na gjod ko kakita o pakit-a ug Ga-LoLO. SWERTEHA GJOD! 

1. sa Cainggit, gabikini lagi pod ko naligo, bakasyon ko ato, diha tawon poy gapawilik sa ibabaw,
2. among kasera sa una, namalansta kos lamesa (dalagita pa ko ato) gabasa sija ug newspaper sa ahong atubangan...naunsa ba ang animal nga perting kurog sa newspaper.....ahong gijaboan ug ininit,
3. diri ga walking ko sa forest, sa parking lot may nanitsit gapasalipod sa kahoy, ahong giserbatohan ug maajo sa auto,ijawat ug mahagbong tong ijang gibira-bira, intact gjod.
4. winter time, samtang gatulod kos buggy sa ahong bata sa una, usa ra gjod kadupa sija sa kadoul....nanitsit gihapon, after two years was invited to identify him before court kay ahong gi report sa pulis.

hehehe. bambs, naa kay picture diri sa TB? daghan na tingaling laptop "nangahumod", mao nang uban wa na mopatim-aw kay naguba... whahahaha

Quote from: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 05:14:57 AM
sus...diha raba koy usa ka uyab nga sa ahong pagbuwag..usa ra gjod ijang hangyo nga kuno inigkamatay nija 1 RED ROSE is enough!

asa man ipabutang niya ang Rose, bambs?

Quote from: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 05:10:16 AM
or....TWO?  whahahaha 

maajo pa bitaw paminyoon na lang, kay tawo ra god pod sila. Ang mga Protestante nga Pari  duna may mga Pamilya.

usa ra gud, bambs, kaw pod. papahuwaya pod si pader. hahahahah excuse meeeee...

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 03, 2009, 05:30:05 AM
Salamat ani nga pahinumdom, Fr. Chic. It seems to me that blind zealotry can be more injurious than lack of faith.

maayo jud kung pare nay mosulti sa punto kay paminawon, bay hubs, sa.

sa atong lugar, nauna og kauso ang mga sakyanan, usa pa naatiaman ang mga kadalanan. ganahan man tood ko magbaktas sa una gikan sa balay padong sa simbahan. gumikan aning ka-abog sa dalan, naa pa juy mga drayber na tamolo, way boot, mopaharorot ilang sakyanan. pagggikan nako sa balay homot pa kong Calvin Klein, pag-abot sa simbahan, humot na kong buwad. ganahan pa ka mobakatas ana?

what IF you are allowed, chico, would you pick one? hehehehe

illuminati, utanon sad ni sama sa alugbati...?

4th day

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 03, 2009, 03:43:53 AM
May??

ang sakto ana, has been.

peez Glace.!

MAY kay tukiunon pa man. kay unyag naa napoy makit-ang laing bukog...moingon na unya pod sila nga wa diay magbarog na daan kadtong atong mga gigikanan, kundi nagtuwad daw sigbin ang nilakwan...

gawas pa, mao pod nay gibutang sa author aning artikola. hahaha

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 02, 2009, 12:57:56 PM
kinsa naman sad? tua naman si A'lie!

mao lagi to, ako gigam-an og thread

Quote from: taga tigbao on October 02, 2009, 03:08:12 PM
Way labotay ug mama

Pari ug sakristan naghinambogay…

Sakristan: Unsa man, Dre… Abtik man gyod kaha ka sa tsiks, padaghanay ta. Inigsulod sa tsiks, motakla ta kon atong na jerjer.
Pari: Sige.
May misulod nga babaye. Mitakla ang sakristan, mitakla pod ang pari. Unya may lain na pod, mitakla ang pari, mitakla pod ang sakristan.

May hamtong nga babaye nga misulod. Mitakla ang pari, apan wa ka katakla ang sakristan.

Sakristan: Aaa, way labotay ug mama Dre!

whahahahaha, impas.

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 02, 2009, 01:52:09 PM
Kon anha sa hawak na man lang,  aw, ilahos na lang!

toooinks...ilahos sa pikas hawak...

Quote from: chicogon on October 03, 2009, 03:26:12 AM
Kining mga words nga gipang gamit deri like "uwag" makapahinumdom man hinoon sa mga "pinolongan-kabuang" sa akong usa ka ig-agaw nga miingon: "bwais, tulo raman ang cycle sa relationship: huwag, uwag ug buwag. Sa nanguyab pa kuno, mao ni sulti ni babaye, "Huwag... huwag... huwag." Unya inig kauyab na adto na kuno padung sa sunod cycle, "Uwag, uwag, uwag." Then after the relationship gets older, ang sangpotan ra daw, "buwag, buwag, buwag." Of kors, kabuang ra tong iya sa akong cuzin but hard realities tell us nga daghan jud hinoon nga ingon ani gipangdangatan. It's sad but it's true.

Ad lib ra baya ni... not to be taken seriously, hehehe 

whahahaha...tinood jud baya ni, pads.

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 02, 2009, 05:40:32 PM
Bay Tars, gamayng pangutana lang. Kining "pahiyusan", gikan ba ni sa pulong "hiyus", to shrink? Karon pa man gud ko aning "lawak pahiyusan" nga sa atong common terminology, kasilyas.

kining akong tiyan basta gikan ba-ong kaon, busdik. kung gikang ko nalibang, mohiyus. mao tingali na iyang pasabot sa "hiyus"...

whahahahha, mao jud manay. basin tua tos pikas kamolong post, kay nagtoo nga TB iyang gisudlan. hahahahaha. peizzzz manong layman.

Quote from: jamo2x on October 03, 2009, 03:03:25 AM
aw iglesias tirada diay...maghandum na lng ta nila unsa na ilng sitwasyon ron...ila sab kaha ta mahinumdumn panagsa 

igo na lang jud ta manghinaut nga ilang handumun, bay jams. kung di karon saamtang buhi pa, bisan na lang sa atong lubnganan, ila tang dalitan og usa ka bangan kandila nga tag-piso. dagkotan ug pasigaon, aron mahandum ang kainit nga maoy nagtunaw sa duha ka kasingkasing aron mahimong usa. hello, girls. may unta og naminaw mo. dako ra ba kog gasto ninyo... whahahhahehehe

Quote from: chicogon on October 03, 2009, 03:06:57 AM
Sa karon Glace kani pay akong ika-dalit-tampo sa imong "Awit-Banag-Banag" - Paabuta lang nga ang GUGMA mismo ang mangitag paagi nga mosulod ug mangita sa iyang "rightful place" diha sa imong kasing-kasing. DON'T SAY OR DO NOTHING, so they say! I hope one day kining maong banag-banag mamahimo  unyang "bana-bana" sa panimalay ni Glacier... kung duna na unya'y mo volunteer pag usab nga mamahimong prospective nga asawa-asawa, kondili paman tinuod na jud nga asawa (hahaha). Ambot ikapila na nako ni ma share ning awita sa TB, apan usbon ko paghad nga kinasing-ksing kining maong awit diri sa imong Banag-Banag (very close to its album name Bang-Bang)... gigamit lang karon ang Double "A" sa flashlight kay brown out pa tawon sa ato tungod sa baha. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZbzt51s268

salamat jud jamo aning imong tampo, pads. di jud nato ikatago, human sa pipila ka mga kalibutan sa gugma nga giagian, naa pa gyud ang banag-banag sa paglaum nga maglamdag ning kasingkasing aron makakaplag og salag nga iyang kapahulayan.

salamat sa director aning video. makamao jud ka og kinsay angay i-focus hahahahaa. kining ga-pink, makahinumdum man jud pod tas mga nangagi. perte pod, pads. thank you again. hehehe

Quote from: Dot (.) on October 02, 2009, 09:36:28 PM
I support the RH bill which Noynoy authored.  But, as I've said before, there are too many women in his life and he is not even married yet.

so? 

Quote from: janjan on October 01, 2009, 11:48:07 PM
di pinoy kay too small ra lagi hahaha
ajo ni aho kay mabusog gud ko hahaha

sige jud tingali kag panghug-ab, jan, makadlawon no? busog man kaha permi. hahahaha.

basin nakalimot jud tos password kay kining edaranan na. hahahaha...

Fossil find may result in evolution revolution

By Thomas H. Maugh II
Los Angeles Times
Updated: 10/02/2009 02:20:51 AM MDT

A treasure trove of 4.4-million- year- old fossils from the Ethiopian desert is dramatically overturning widely held ideas about the early evolution of humans and how they came to walk upright, even as it paints a remarkably detailed picture of early life in Africa, researchers reported Thursday.

The centerpiece of the diverse collection of primate, animal and plant fossils is the near-complete skeleton of a human ancestor that demonstrates our earliest forebears looked nothing like a chimpanzee or other large primate, as is now commonly believed. Instead, the findings suggest that the last common ancestor of humans and primates, which existed nearly 2 million years earlier, was a primitive creature that shared few traits with modern- day members of either group.

The findings, analyzed in a large group of studies published Thursday in the journal Science, also indicate that our ancestors began walking upright in woodlands, not on grassy savannas as previous generations of researchers had speculated.

The discovery of the specimen, called Ardipithecus ramidus, "is one of the most important discoveries for the study of human evolution," said paleoanthropologist David Pilbeam of Harvard University, who was not involved in the research.

The fossils were found 15 years ago in the Afar Triangle of Ethiopia by a team led by paleoanthropologist Tim White of the University of California, Berkeley. But White and his team have been relatively quiet about the fossils, and other researchers â€" some of whom have accused him of hoarding the fossils for his own use â€" have been eagerly awaiting more information.

Thursday, they are getting a surfeit: 11 papers by 47 authors and a similar number of short summaries prepared by each paper's authors.

The fossils were found in a layer of sediment sandwiched between two layers of volcanic ash, each dating from 4.4 million years ago â€" indicating that the fossils are also of that age.

In addition to the nearly complete fossil specimen of the female primate, which investigators have dubbed Ardi, the team found more than 100 fossils from 36 other members of the same species.

"These fossils are much more important than Lucy," the 3.2-million-year-old specimen of Australopithecus afarensis that was found in the Afar desert in the 1970s, said paleoanthropologist Alan Walker of Penn State University, who was not involved in the research. "These fossils are of a completely unknown creature, and are much stranger and more primitive than Australopithecus."

This whole collection of data "gives us information we have never had before about human evolution," said paleoanthropologist C. Owen Lovejoy of Kent State University, one of the primary authors of the papers. "The whole savanna theory goes out the window in terms of it being the explanation for upright walking. . . . And the idea that we evolved from something like a chimpanzee also goes out the window."

Quote from: kiamoy on October 02, 2009, 10:02:36 PM
i met tita langgam tamsi today =) =) in person

naa kay pics, bem?

ako karon, nalipay na lang kay nahuman na ang meeeettingggg!!!

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 03, 2009, 01:15:18 AM

See? ikaw jud ilang gipili kay bibo jud tingali ka! hala kanindot tingali mag grand EB ug naa ka Chic?

nindota tingali, mbd, no? unya siya pod atong guest speaker. two hours jud na. para nimo hahahaha. unya ang topic, "Bakit ngayon ka lang dumating, pader?" whahhahahahaha pissss chico.

Quote from: jamo2x on October 02, 2009, 11:00:23 PM
syalan ba diay...abi kog ang peborit ni glace nga kanta ang ocean deep,
ang wide, open wide ur legs man daw   

dili "ocean deep oy." kundi, "to all the girls i loved before"

Quote from: BlueAngel on October 03, 2009, 02:04:31 AM
aghoi ala ko labot ana imo gi ingon nga "open wide ur legs" duh
Glace tunga na diwe ky gisogzug ka ni JaMs
  daghan daw kag gipa tikangkang tyahaha peace

daghan man tingali ug ang uban gatikongkong pa jud. hahahahhaha.

Quote from: Bambi on October 02, 2009, 12:08:29 AM
What a challenging  reality!  oh... i feel it my dear glacier and i understand in what emotion complex you were in on that very time. This word of ..."waited for absolution" makes me confused. If those happenings had totally satisfied your ego and served an  extreme joys in your life, you need not to say you are sorry and never spend a single minute of regrets. Don`t waste time, let it be a memorable heart events which is wonderful to think of.   Everything happened for a reason and it is your love/life destiny and it is beyond our control. Life is beautiful and it is more than that if you relish love without ifs and buts!

korek jud ka, bambs.

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 02, 2009, 01:34:31 PM


Lahi jud ug pari ang mo explain kay masabtan jud!!! Ug naa pay misa nga forum mo simba jud ko kay mas makasabut man ko ug basahon kay sa pamation sa simbahan kay lanug kaajo sa simbahan, di nako ma dungog ang wali.

Chicky, rocks!

mao nay dangatan og adto kananuy sa Las Vegas, kay sabaan nas simbahan. hahahahha peys.

Quote from: chicogon on October 03, 2009, 12:17:54 AM
Unsay CFD Glace? Kujapan man pod ta nimo bwahahaha... Basin bag opposite sa CFC (Couples For Christ)... ka 'taning pod ning CFD. Hahaha, nagpasi-aw lang!

Naa ra ba po'y CFL sa Canada, originally Canadian Football League. Pero kung e CFL ra kay dikapugngan mosud sa huna-huna ang Lucifer sa L. Mao sad tong D (sa CFD) for Devil bwahaha.

whahaha...pwede pod na, kay naa man pod baya CF Devil. heheheh.

Quote from: chicogon on October 02, 2009, 01:29:29 PM
Dia man diay ning thread lami basahon, way nakahatag nakog notisya bahin ani maong nalipat bwahaha. Since the title of the thread includes "Roman" (meaning, Latin Rite), the current status on the issue of celibacy is: No, dili pwede ang Romano Katoliko nga pari magminyo. It's Church law, man-made law which I think started around the middle centuries. Kay sa miaging mga katuigan priests were not celibate. But as far as other Catholic religions are concerned (e.g. Greek Orthodox and other rites) they give their priests option to get married before ordination. But those who get married have no chance of being elevated to the rank of Bishops. For those who chose to stay as celibate, once ordained, dili napod pwede mag minyo.

Celibacy issue is human precept, not natural law. So, pwede gehapon ibalik sa dating practice... but not likely in our lifetime hehehe.

Re: Gwarg's quotation about celibacy as a command of Christ, nope, there's no such verse where Christ ordered celibacy for his priests (he only talk about it as a gift/charism for some, but not for all)... although most of His disciples left homes and families in order to follow Jesus and were sent as Apostles to bring the good news to all corners of earth.

But as of the present, Canon Laws prohibits priests from getting married... automatic ang penalty which is the suspension of his priestly function. So kung magminyo ang pari, way mahimo ang simbahan, and yet priests stay as priests according to the line of Melchiades, aw, Melchisedech d i, dili na lang maka function as one except in case of real emergency... when all rules collapse!

see? it is only because of the present law, he can't. the question bears some nuance, because it asks beginning with "should"...why should it be allowed? it begs to see beyond the present status of Roman Catholic Law on Priesthood. Why happens if they be allowed? Would we have a more dynamic church than it is now? Would there be a collapse of his ministry if he has a loving wife, and yes, beautiful? Would it help to encourage more vocations and understanding about one's calling to serve in the context of family, community and love? again, there's a plethora of Yes and No answers depending on what our chrisitian upbringing is and openness to this issue.

as for me, i appreciate a good priest, and would be more, if he is a good family man too. 

Quote from: BedoAdoSalada on October 02, 2009, 03:57:10 PM
Hehe, graduate nako ana Bai Bugsay.   Kadto nuon si Glace kay murag undergrad pa - sige pa ug "love another one".

Quote from: bugsay on October 02, 2009, 04:04:37 PM
Taas pa diay ug agian ni's Glacier kay under-grad pa man...nya inig graduate mag masteral na sab...nyahahahahaha...

whahahaha..naglibak mo hap? bugsay ug bedo, ganahan na jud unta pod ko mo-retire ani, pero, daghan mang mohangyo nga pa-tutor, di ba pod lain balibaran. hahaha.

Quote from: jamo2x on October 02, 2009, 11:42:13 PM
wa diay golf course dha sa bohol...daghn man gani sa Davao 

wa na diay nabilin nga patag2x nga lugar dha 

wa pay nakahunahuna og gama ana diri. naa may daghang patag. angay tun-an og maayo kung feasible ba nga negosyo ang golf course sa bohol. ang pagsugod ra may problema ana. daghan mang maka-afford sa atoa mamalit og mga gamit bisag mahal. osyoso baya pod ubang mga tawo sa atoa.

Quote from: mike laurence88 on October 02, 2009, 11:55:14 AM

helow..glacier...now lang naka online nakalimot q sa aq password..hehe..mao now lang naka online

ahh, mao ba. na hala, lolo na, aw este, dokdok na diri. hehe

Quote from: Ginger on October 02, 2009, 11:56:19 AM
wahahahaha murag okay pud. wa man koy dalikdik noon.

atong tilawan kay basin og lain ang timpla. hahahahahaha

nakakita ba mog tawo nga gulangon
gwapohon
itumonon
ambongan
maayo nga pagka-lolo
lantip og pangisip
ug bol-anong dako?

tabang kono mog pangita...

lain na poy atong pangitaon...

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 30, 2009, 10:48:20 AM
taympa, yuna ra gud, klarohon gud nato ni beh...Glace tug ani ko, ihunghong lang...unsa man jud?...

tua na, nangoykoy na pog sugod, ay. hahaha.

today i watched "CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS".  3D. makalingaw.

Quote from: Ginger on October 02, 2009, 11:40:59 AM
huh? daghana man ani. disqualified naka kay himoun nalang kang consultant ug mauhon man galing.

dili mahimo kung ang consultant dili katilaw og paak...may nang naa tay ideya unsay lami sa imong liog. hahahaha

mao pod na akong giimagine karon...hahahaha

hahayssss

Pagasa may raise storm signal no. 4 by Friday

By Alcuin Papa
Philippine Daily Inquirer
First Posted 22:59:00 10/01/2009

MANILA, Philippines -- The Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration (Pagasa) said it could raise public storm signal number 4 over Northern Luzon Friday night if Typhoon "Pepeng" continued to strengthen in its current track.

According to PAGASA Director Prisco Nilo, storm signal number 4 means winds of up to 185 kilometers per hour over a region.

"Its possible that we will have to raise storm signal number 4 over Northern Luzon by Friday around 11 p.m.," Nilo told reporters Thursday.

Not since supertyphoon Reming in 2006 has storm signal number 4 been raised over any part of the country.

Nilo said Pepeng could reach the category of supertyphoon at 215 kilometers per hour or more by Friday noon or afternoon. "But this could change. It may still slow down, weaken or become stationary."

As of 4 p.m. Thursday, the eye of Pepeng was spotted 440 kilometers east of Catarman, Northern Samar. It is packing maximum sustained winds of up to 230 kilometers per hour and moving west northwest at 24 kilometers per hour.

Pagasa raised public storm signal number 1 over Camarines Norte, Camarines Sur, Catanduanes, Albay, Quezon, the Polilio Island and Aurora.

If Pepeng continues on its current track, Metro Manila, Nothern Luzon and Central Luzon will experience moderate rainfall by Friday and possibly moderate to heavy rainfall by Saturday when Pepeng hits land in Aurora and Isabela.

For Metro Manila, Nilo predicted that they might raise at most public storm signal number 2 by Friday night or Saturday morning.

By Thursday night, Eastern Visayas including Eastern Samar and parts of the Bicol Region would experience inclement weather with strong winds and moderate to heavy rains.

Pagasa Deputy Director Nathaniel Cruz said there was no indication Pepeng would be changing its course.

Nilo said the typhoon could weaken if it hit the Sierra Madre range "but only by about 30 percent. When that happens, it would still be a strong typhoon."

Palace hopefuls race to help flood victims
October 02, 2009 03:21:00
Michael Lim Ubac
Philippine Daily Inquirer

MANILA, Philippines â€" The race for the presidency is being run on a timely frontierâ€"the need to help the flood survivors.

Senators Manuel Villar Jr. and Benigno Aquino III, standard-bearers of the rivals Nacionalista Party (NP) and Liberal Party (LP), respectively, have organized their own relief efforts.

In separate press statements, the two camps claimed to have helped more than 100,000 flood victims in a span of four days.

In terms of speed, Villar beat the LP camp of Aquino and his running mate, Sen. Mar Roxas, with the self-made billionaire from the slums of Tondo doing his thing in a chopper as soon as the sky cleared on Sunday afternoon, a day after Tropical Storm “Ondoy” (international codename: Ketsana) hit.

Villar dropped food packs and bottled water to famished families trapped on their rooftops in Cainta, Rizal, and the cities of Marikina and Pasig, who were then still waiting to be rescued by the National Disaster Coordinating Council.

He told the Philippine Daily Inquirer he had to do it because he had heard that the families could not be reached due to the still high floodwaters.

By its own reckoning, “Tulong Villar Relief Assistance” has distributed food packs to 68,372 people, rescued 4,040, and helped 400 clean up their homes as of press time Thursday.

It said that since Saturday, 40 relief trucks had been deployed to areas in Metro Manila, and that those in need of assistance could call its 24-hour hotlines: 0905-3316626 and 0917-4226800.

‘Tulong Bayan’

On the other hand, the Aquino-Roxas tandem through “Operation Tulong Bayan” has distributed relief packs to more than 34,000 families in 45 areas in Metro Manila, Rizal and Bulacan since Sept. 27.

Around 1,000 volunteers, mostly young, come to the relief center every day to help arrange and distribute relief packs containing bottled water, rice, noodles, canned goods, clothing and candles, Aquino and Roxas said in a statement.

They called for more donations, saying that the most needed items were rice, water, canned goods and clothes.

Other goods, like instant noodles, snacks and others, are also accepted, as well as donations in cash, he said.

The Operation Tulong Bayan relief center is in Balay, Expo Centro (formerly Seafood Market), EDSA corner General McArthur Street, Araneta Center, Cubao, Quezon City, inside the parking lot fronting the fruit section of Farmers Market.

Its hotlines are 0908-6579998, 9137122, 9136254 and 9133306.

Under the radar

The other presidential aspirants are also helping the flood survivors, but are keeping their efforts largely under the radar.

On Sunday, staff members of Sen. Loren Legarda of the Nationalist People’s Coalition started distributing relief goods to affected families in Marikina, Malabon and Cainta.

On Monday, Legarda helped deploy medical teams of the health department to the Rosario Sports Complex and Manggahan Elementary School, both in Pasig, and seven hard-hit areas in Cainta and Pasig.

Forty sacks of rice were also transported to as far as Famy, Laguna, and assorted goods to two barangays in San Mateo, Rizal.

A total of 22,550 bags of foodstuffs have been distributed so far, Legarda’s office said.

Legarda will distribute P15 million worth of relief goods to top 20 evacuation centers through the social welfare department starting Oct. 8.

‘Team Chiz’

Her partymate, Sen. Francis “Chiz” Escudero, has mobilized volunteers to repack relief goods.

These volunteers have given out food packs, including bottled water, canned goods and rice, to 10 areas.

On Friday, “Team Chiz” will motor to Marilao, Bulacan, to distribute relief goods, and a medical team will be sent to Barangay Manbugan, Antipolo City.

Repacking of relief goods is being done in Galas, Quezon City, and in Bay Center, Malate, Manila.

Gordon on the scene but …

Sen. Richard Gordon, accompanied by an army of volunteers from the Philippine National Red Cross (PNRC), which he chairs, has been on the scene since early Sunday.

But only show biz personalities have been given TV airtime, he complained.

Gordon has formed Red Cross 143, a network of 44 volunteers (one leader plus 43 members) in every barangay.

“They must be the first to prepare, first to report, and first to respond during disasters and other emergency situations,” he said.

Gordon on Thursday called on Filipinos, especially the flood victims, to rise from the devastation caused by Ondoy.

“Now that Ondoy has passed, our people need to focus on rebuilding their lives,” he said.

On Wednesday, the PNRC mobilized its volunteers for relief and cleanup operations in Quezon City and Marikina.

Gordon spearheaded the relief distribution and cleanup drive at Diosdado Macapagal Elementary School in Barangay Tatalon, Quezon City, in which US Ambassador Kristie Kenney, American soldiers and workers of the US Agency for International Development also participated.

He proceeded to other sites, including Benitez Elementary School in Quezon City and Nangka Elementary School and H. Bautista Elementary School in Marikina.

The PNRC has set up community soup kitchens and provided water purifiers and portable toilets for the victims.

Generators and floodlights will also be installed in communities with no electricity, Gordon said.

Estradas et al.

Joseph Estrada and his son, Senate President Pro Tempore Jinggoy Estrada, will not be outdone in relief efforts.

The ousted President has started distributing relief goods in Tanay and Taytay, Rizal, and his son, in Marikina and Pateros, among other areas.

So far, 40,000 bags have been distributed to victims, but the relief efforts will continue, Senator Estrada said.

Even those not aspiring for the presidency have pitched in.

Senate Majority Leader Juan Miguel Zubiri set up soup kitchens on Tuesday.

Senators Edgardo Angara, Alan Peter Cayetano, Miriam Defensor-Santiago, Rodolfo Biazon and Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile are pushing for a P10-billion supplemental budget for the calamity fund.

Quote from: bugsay on October 02, 2009, 10:18:02 AM
Joke joke joke ra man sab ning atua Bai Bedo. Dili man ni racist remarks.....hehehe

ay kabalaka, di lagi mobasa ani si Woods. bisi tog ihap iyang daug. hahahaha

suhiron kada-lungsod...makigtubay sa storya sa mga tawo...kining proyektoha perting kadaghan og buhaton, aron mahimo jud kini nga usa ka kasangkapan aron pagpatunhay sa atong pinulungnang binol-anon. dili lang Library ug Internet Links ang tinubdan sa kasayoran. kinahanglan nga motaak jud ta uban sa mga tawo, kay naa gyud didto ang hingpit nga tinubdan. ang panagkukabildo, sama ani, makatabang pod pag-inambitay sa inpormasyon.

welcome sa TB migs.

bag-o naman kaha pod ning MO sa mga docs sa tagbilaran, jate na.

Quote from: chicogon on September 23, 2009, 01:21:38 PM
Does the historical commission have the authority to amend written historical records without the nod of, say, Congress? Just wondering...

anha gyud tingali na kasanko. sa kongreso. apan, diri pa sa ubos gikombate ning mga inpormasyon. mga eksperto ug mga sayantes nga nagtoon ani, mao una ang mobukiki og taman kung unsa gyuy tinoon.

apan kadtong nahitabo sa pagpuno sa bidlisiw sa Atong Flag, dali ra man lagi to. hehehehe

Quote from: BedoAdoSalada on October 02, 2009, 10:12:32 AM
Tago ni sila karon kay ug motabang ingnon namulitika.  Ug dili, engnun nga way sympatiya ug way kaya sa bulsa.  

mao nay dangatan jud kung dili sila sinsero sa ilang pangatungdanan. mahadlok hukman sa mga tawo. kay kadtong matinud-anon, sa hirap at ginhawa man gyud sila mopakita og simpatiya, di ba? ug kung nakabalo na ang mga tawo sa iyang kaligdong ug sinsiridad, di naman ang politiko magpanuko modool sa mga tawo kay kinaiyahan naman niya, labi na og ingon arong panahon sa katalagman. unsaon ning uban, mopatim-aw man lang kung naay opportunidad aron ikapamolitika. 

Quote from: BedoAdoSalada on October 02, 2009, 10:10:05 AM
Nabasa nako tong sa pikas thread re: chikinini   ug murag ikaw siguro record holder diri sa TB.  Hehehehehehehe.

gegegegegege...psssst. ay'g ibisto. sige, coffee break muna...

Quote from: BedoAdoSalada on October 02, 2009, 10:04:11 AM
Lahi to nga playboy (playing with boys  ) Bai Glace.  Ikaw ang the re'l playboy.  hehehe

whahahahha patay ta ani.

i need to learn how to cook pa, bedo. by then, i can take your words as compliment. hehehe

Quote from: buwadsanga on September 28, 2009, 01:09:51 PM
ako noynoy 210 pud ko, pareho mi ni sorikbot! ang dili mo boto ni noynoy, aw di sa mga iro sila mo boto!

unsa kaha ang mga pakulo sa mga politiko karon sa Manila?

Quote from: BedoAdoSalada on October 02, 2009, 10:00:01 AM
Mao diay ney sekreto's mga playboy.  Hehe.   

Kulang man diay akong kinatulgan.  4 - 5 hours average raman ko !   

hahahaha, nabali bedo. ang playboy, mao hinooy kuwang og tog.

and he growls...

this saying about golf i like most:

"GOLF IS LIKE A LOVE AFFAIR. IF YOU DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, IT'S NO FUN; IF YOU DO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, IT BREAKS YOUR HEART."

Ten steps for a healthier, happier life
Posted Wed, Sep 23, 2009

Step 1

Learn to Cook. The more you eat healthy home made meals the better.


Step 2

Eat back to basic foods - if you can't pronounce something on a label you probably shouldn't be eating it.


Step 3

Aim for 5 servings of fruits and 5 servings of vegetables each day.


Step 4

Walk at least 30 minutes everyday. It can't be a saunter, you have to walk briskly. Can't get up to brisk? Start off slowly and work your way up to brisk. Check with your doctor before starting any new exercise regime.


Step 5

Practice some type of stress reduction. Meditation, yoga, Tai Chi, deep breathing or going for a walk all are great choices.


Step 6

Socialize. People who have active social lives are in fact happier than their peers who don't socialize. Find a happy medium between work, family life and socializing is key.


Step 7

Practice an act of kindness everyday. It can be as little as offering your seat on the bus to as large as volunteering at an old age home or shelter.


Step 8

Practice gratitude. When we dwell on the things we're grateful for we become more positive people.


Step 9

Eat a small piece of dark chocolate every day. Research suggests that it may help reduce your chances of developing heart disease. We need a tiny treat every day. Emphasis on tiny.


Step 10

Get 7-8 hours of sleep every night. Your brain and body need to reboot every night. Getting enough shut eye will help your body fight stress and keep your immune system working on optimum.

Trust in Him. It helps.

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 01, 2009, 07:47:32 AM

akong nabaw-an nga First Element kadto raman sine! hahahaha!

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on October 02, 2009, 12:32:18 AM
Di ba diay to ang Fifth Element, nga mao ang Gugma.

nakatog tingali, kods, si Mdb nga nitan-aw mao nga 1st element ra taman.  

Quote from: jamo2x on October 02, 2009, 03:30:29 AM
mao, serious kaajo mo dula, focus jud.  asian ra ba na si Tiger, ijang mama kay thai. buotan pud. pero seksi pud ijang asawa 

labihang seksiha jud ang misis ani.

gawas pa, Tiger W even in his defeats is always gracious and respects his opponents.

Quote from: gwargz on October 02, 2009, 06:47:02 AM
Para dili masayang inyong paghunahuna ug unsay maayo nga negosyo,
adto na lang mo mamili sa human daan. What i mean is Franchising.
Igo na lang mo mobubo sa inyong money.

Franchising is a package already. Product, Production, Machineries,
People (Salespersons) and Bizniz Accounting Systems are all in na.
Igo na lang mo mo-seminar or workshop gamay, the bizniz will run
in itself.

Naay bizniz nga thousands lang, say 50k to 150k. Kasagaran ani,
are the Food Carts/Kiosks. Unsay Food Carts/Kiosks? Sa sulod sa Gaisano, SM,
or ICM naay mga island stalls or food carts or kiosks. Some of these are
selling: Cold Fruit Shakes or Chicharon or Ice Cream or Shawarma,
or Burgers with a lot of choices, ug daghan pa. Pwede mo,
mag-franchise niini through the internet ang application.

A food cart usually will gross 3k to 10k daily. Kon naa kay 5 ka buok
dili na kinahanglan magpalayo sa Pilipinas. Ikaw pa jod ang amo.
Imong mga tawo nga mga Masipag mosayog mata para mo-work
for you na Maagap.

Mas magaling ang Maagap kaysa Masipag.

http://franchisephilippines.org/food-cart-kiosk-franchise-business/
http://pinoyfranchising.blogspot.com/2008/02/food-cart-franchise-only-1688800.html
http://www.sulit.com.ph/index.php/classifieds+directory/q/food+cart+franchise

Samples lang na sa mga websites where you can find food carts franchising.

this is great, gwargz. thanks for sharing your knowledge about this type of business.

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 02, 2009, 07:22:55 AM
huy kataas murag State Of The Union Address! hahaha

unya na nako ni basahon kay murag interesting.

this is for the state of calamity in our government. hehehe.

EU's decision to unhook Joma from terror list can have an impact to the insurgency problem of our country. it's either that the struggle for arms continues or the march for peace moves forward. i let my eyes keep open.

laay...tan-aw unta ko sine, wa man diay salida og mahapon. huh!
tugnaw pod i-jogging sa gawas.

Quote from: Bambi on October 02, 2009, 12:10:18 AM
this makes me laugh.....DAKO?...one time i was a bit groggy, basta nahuwasan kog kalit sa kakurat whahahaha

huwasan lagi, pero, ning samot ang labad sa ulo...hahahaha

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 02, 2009, 03:15:47 AM
Filipinos: Too hard... pwede i tuktok sa door! hahahhaha!

hehehe, pwede gani kono kasab-itan og usa ka bulig nga lubi, himoong hayhayan ug gamitong abredor. hahahha.

TOP TEN WORLD'S WORST LOVERS

1. Germany (too smelly);

2. England (too lazy);

3. Sweden (too quick);

4. Holland (too dominating);

5. America (too rough);

6. Greece (too soppy);

7. Wales (too selfish);

8. Scotland (too loud);

9. Turkey (too sweaty);

10. Russia (too hairy);

11. Philippines (TOO RISKY)    

Quote from: jamo2x on October 02, 2009, 03:26:56 AM
aw, last week nga Fedex cup kay accumulation of points man to, ambot pila tanan ka games basta di lang na isa ka competition ang $10M bonus prize, actually na pildi man gani sya ni Mickelson last sunday, 2nd lng si Tiger, mao to ang last event to compute the points and award the $10M bonus...take note bonus lng nah hehehe

usually ang average major event prizes per event kay mga $1M+ sa winner, mga $700k 2nd, $400k 3rd up to 50th-100th place mga $10k-100k. halos kada weekend ra ba naay golf events, usually, mag start og dula Thursday, mag daug sa Sunday, four games per event.

mao btaw ningkmot kog tuon aning golf, kumptensyahn unta naho si tiger... 
faet, lisod jud, ang ahong na master ang gulp gulp ra   

FedEx Cup has 4 Events. Tiger already pocketed 1st, 11th and 2nd places leading up to the Tour Championship, to which he took the second spot. so he had the most points of the tournament.

said my 3rd Day Prayer...

Quote from: slackware on October 02, 2009, 01:50:28 AM
wala juy babae dire sa tubagbohol na nitubag aning pangutana nako.

kung imong usbon ning title, Slack, ngato sa "Isn't Maturbation Wonderful?" magbaha tingali ang manubagay. hahaha

@ bnc, perting katawa nako aning mga saysay sa mautganong kinabuhi aning mga tawhana. hehehe

he might buy NIKE soon.

oh, well, what can I say? he's got the talent, discipline and determination. billions of tons of them. his money just speaks about himself.

Forbes: Tiger Woods is first athlete to reach $1 billion
by Ryan Reiterman

It's good to be Tiger Woods. Forbes.com is reporting that Woods is the first athlete to reach $1 billion in earnings, beating out Michael Jordan and Michael Schumacher.

Woods earned more than $10.5 million in giant cardboard checks this year on the PGA Tour and added another $10 million last weekend by winning the FedEx Cup. According to Forbes, that little bonus was enough to push Woods over the $1 billion mark.

Forbes has been tracking athlete earnings since before Tiger turned pro. Woods had earned a cumulative $895 million going into 2009, by our estimates, from prize money, appearance fees, endorsements, bonuses and his golf course design business. If you add his $10.5 million in 2009 prize money, the FedEx bonus and his take so far this year from his more than $100 million in annual off-the-course earnings, Woods' career earnings are now 10 figures.

The article points out that only Woods's accountant truly knows if he's a billionaire, but one thing is certain: Tiger's money-making potential won't slow down anytime soon.

The most stunning part is that Woods is only 33 years old--he might have 15 years of competitive golf left in him, and 30-plus years of designing courses. This is only the first billion for Woods.

Woods has been the highest-paid American athlete for years, and the competition isn't even close. In this year's Fortunate 50, SI's annual ranking, Woods's estimated total earnings were nearly $100 million, far exceeding Phil Mickelson in second ($53 million) and LeBron James in third ($42.4 million). Amazingly, Woods made even more the year before, according to SI -- $128 million.

kalooy.

May He Rest In Peace.

diha tood koy barkada sa una. perting angaya jud niya sa among silingan. tood man, iyang gipanguyaban sa baylehan. pagkahuman sa bayle, nawagtang ang laki ug ang baje. arang pinangita namo.

pagkataud-tadu mipatim-aw ra ang amaw. hahaha. nagkalapok ang karsones. akong gipangutana kung dis-a siya. ingon pod tawn nga iyang gihatud ang baje sa ilaha. unya akong gibuking dalang pangutana kung nganong nagkalapok man nang imong pantalon nga sementado man unta ang kalsada padong sa balay sa babaye.

ningisi lang ang krokongho. hahahaha

i believe the communist party of the philippines is no longer living up its ideals. its own government have changed. and justice is not always served for the benefit of the public. they collect revolutionary taxes which i personally don't agree with. they scare me more than feeling safe.

i knew one politician who didn't pay them during an election campaign. the money was supposed to be his "ticket" to campaign in barangays within the rebels' jurisdiction. the politician instead opted to give the money to an impoverished church due to repair its rotting building. during one of his public assemblies, a group of armed men strafed and pelted his poor car with bullets.

i don't know anymore what's worth believing in communism. to my knowledge it is already dead. free Joma? i don't give a damn.

Quote from: tarsier on October 01, 2009, 11:07:21 PM

ang kang John Wolff sa internet lang mabasa. Wala koy nakitang kopya sa iyang diksyonaryo diri sa mga library sa Bohol.

tars,

sulayi kono sa seminaryo sa Taloto, Tagbilaran kay murag nakahinong ko nga naa to silay dictionary ni Wolff. nadagsa man ko didto tungod pod aning nag-research ko para sa akong kurso sa Manila. dihay naka-pindot nako nga sulayan pag-research sa seminaryo kay bahin man sa relihiyon tong akong gihimo. nakatabang jud pod noon tong dictionaryo nga cebuano-english.

way sapayan.

Quote from: Candijaynon on October 01, 2009, 08:56:41 PM
Last month lang to uy.

mas paspas pa pod diay kay sa tubig nga nilunop sa manila ilang pag-usab sa ilang polisiya kung mao na. apan  nag-agad tingali pod nas sitwasyon.

Quote from: janjan on October 01, 2009, 10:20:21 PM
basin too small hahaha

wahahahaha...ikaw ha. kanang imong jan? pinoy pod?

Quote from: janjan on October 01, 2009, 10:47:09 PM
hahaha imo siguro panghatag sa imo mga chicks nga klasmyt glace

hahaha. nagnegosyo man gud mi ato og kalo. minarkahan sa logo sa among kalihukan. ilis-ilis mi og bantay sa among booth. di ko kaingon nga akoy nakapohok ato, wa man jud ko manghatag bisag mohangyo ang mga gwapa. ang akong mga klasmeyts, duda ko. mas chickboys pa man to sila nako. 

mdb ug lolla, di na baya na tingali ang sitwasyon karon. daghang mga baje na pod nga manguyab og labaw sa lima. bali, ning-apas na. giapsan na gani ning ubang mga laki. haha

ako lang namatikdan pod, kung ang mga laki chikininihan kay di lagi mauwaw; di gani tabunan kung naas liog. ngano man na? 

gawas aning mag Mass Production og Wak-Wak  , ang imong mga gihisgotang negosyo, gwargz, adunay nilibo ug adunay minilyon nga kapital gikinahanglan.

matay ba og maayo kog negosyo. ga-class fundraiser mi sa kolehiyo pa ko, ang resulta akoy nakabayad sa utang sa produktong gibaligya.

Unsa man kaha pod ilang gikasulti sa mga Pinoy?

Sex and The Single-Minded Woman

Oct 01, 2009 04:30 AM
Vinay Menon

Ladies, could you please stop discussing your sex lives with pollsters?

Why must you share intimate details with complete strangers? Don't you already share this stuff with your girlfriends?

I can hear an indignant chorus of denials: "We never talk about our sex lives!" Please. You do.

At parties, on the street, in restaurants, I have overheard women debriefing one another with carnal intelligence reports. Declassified without the permission of the poor bastard under horizontal investigation, these reports are shockingly candid, often including annotated subsections that cover duration, technique, frequency, even size (!). If the report is positive, the woman will speak loudly as her coterie of trusted advisers chortle uncontrollably and say things such as, "You are so lucky," and "You go, girl!"

If the report is negative â€" the ones that go public tend to be grim â€" the woman will deliver her confessional in a throaty whisper. She will pause frequently. Her eyes will moisten. And her gal pals will shake their heads with sympathy, offering rejoinders such as, "That is unbelievable," and "Why don't you buy him a book?"

By contrast, men do not jabber endlessly about sex. This is a cultural myth, a treacherous lie that was no doubt started by a woman who suddenly felt guilty after doing an impression of her partner's bedroom eyes for the cheap amusement of her posse during a spa day. We men may think about sex. We may think about it too much.

But on those rare occasions when we actually talk about sex, it is never about you.

A man's sex life is sacred and wondrous and, quite often, baffling. To talk about it is to risk jinxing something. That's why if you eavesdrop on a group of men at a pub, you are more likely to hear half-soused banter about sports, politics, work or the orange bikini Halle Berry wore in Die Another Day.

As for market research, forget it. We would never participate in a steamy survey, especially one that carried the potential to inflict great psychological harm on the opposite sex. The same can't be said for the 15,000 women in 20 countries who recently took part in a poll titled, "The World's Worst Lovers."

Released this week by One Poll, a global research company, the data ranks countries by how their males perform in the sack.

Achtung! To the men of Germany, I can say only this: Never mind the luxury sedans and precision timepieces. You might consider spending more R&D money on deodorant technology.

You guys are now considered the World's Worst Lovers thanks to the female blabbermouths in your midst who characterize you as, and I quote, "too smelly."

The rest of this vile Top 10 is as follows: 2. England (too lazy);

3. Sweden (too quick); 4. Holland (too dominating); 5. America (too rough); 6. Greece (too soppy); 7. Wales (too selfish); 8. Scotland (too loud); 9. Turkey (too sweaty); 10. Russia (too hairy).

I mean, honestly. Can you imagine the outrage if an equivalent poll was released about women? Every man who participated, presumably at gunpoint, would be rushed into a witness protection program. And then â€"

Hang on. I just noticed something. The poll also ranked the World's Best Lovers. What's this? Canada is No. 10? Canadian males are among the best, right after our counterparts in Spain, Brazil, Italy, France, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand and Denmark?

Huh.

Ladies, ignore today's dispatch.

I did not spend enough time massaging the hypothesis before jumping into the action.

No hard feelings. It was simply premature exasperation.

katogon nako, muuna ko ninyo mga peps...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8DHO7XFVkI

Quote from: janjan on October 01, 2009, 11:43:11 AM
sa Cactus Club Cafe glace kay lami kaayo ila ribs nga appitizer


fried nga prawns ug rice kay dali ra luto-on

mao ba. pero, wa ko kabalo og naa ba na diri sa akong dapit. sige lang, next time. thanks, jan.

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 01, 2009, 12:01:11 PM

Unsa Lolls? NESQUICK??? nga tsokolet drink?

M I L O...?

ug misumpay pa jud.

"ug aron di mo maglisud og luhod samtang mag-totoy sa kabao, naay higot nga pisi giandam aron kamo ibangan sa tiyan sa kabao." 

Quote from: buwadsanga on October 01, 2009, 11:42:56 AM
dili ko safe ron. next 3 days na.......

grabe jud diay imong kalibanga, bay bwad? hahahhaha

Quote from: jamo2x on September 23, 2009, 01:39:17 AM
ahahahahaha, apply na lang ka ni manay og tig pislit sa milk sa vaca aheheheh para mag humol kag milk sa bath tub, hehehehe 

hahahaha, kalay.

kadumdum ko diha kono toy presidente sa kapilya sa Ubay, nakapangayo og gatas para ipa-inum sa mga tawo. gatas ni gikan sa Carabao Farm sa Ubay. ug kay watsinanggo man lagi pod ning presidentiha, giingon niya kini pagpahibawo sa mga manimbahay.

"mga igsoon, gikalipay ko kay gitagaan ta ni Gov. Aumentado og daghang gatas para atong mainum. busa human aning misa, ang tagsa-tagsa ninyo modretso sa gawas. naay lima kabook kabao gipahiluna sa tugkaran. ilis-ilis lang unya mog totoy sa maong mga kabaw. salamat." hahahaha

then democrats have a lot of explaining to do

and the people, listening ear to offer.

akong FB, gilawa-lawaan na.

moody ko nga pagkatawo. ug seloso gamay.
ganahan kong makig-amigo; maglikay kog kaaway.
mas dali kong makasood sa babaye, kaysa lalaki.

I am Unique. It's the fundamental truth about me.
I am different than others. It is what makes me who I AM.

Our differences never make us strangers.
I am drawn to you because you are different.

I love you for what you are.
Love me for what I Am.

“Tolerance and celebration of individual differences is the fire that fuels lasting love.” - Tom Hannah

Quote from: Ginger on October 01, 2009, 10:48:36 AM
bwahahaha! kamao kaha ka?

mao nay giingon...anha na jud mahibaw-an kung naay matilawan hahahaha

and based upon my experience...

i had involvement with 20 women (most of them under 20); kissed for about 20 years; unknowingly fathered twice and almost got engagement thrice...

i am sure i can do the job hahahaha.

Quote from: tarsier on September 30, 2009, 05:47:51 PM
abri gana, n.   starter, antipasto, aperitif
adto tas guwa, v.   let's go outside
adunahan, adj.   rich, well-off
alisto, a   clever, smart, keen
anak sa gawas, n.   child out of wedlock, illegitimate child
ang naghatag, n.   donor, sponsor, giver
ariya-damyo, v.   remove the gangplank
ayaw kahigawad, v.   please don't be slighted
babaing manggugubat, n.   amazon
bag-o ang panghunahuna, adj.   innovative thinking or idea
bag-ong haon, adj.   just out of the oven or production line
balik baya ha, adv.   please come back, will you?
barahang may tawo, n.   face card
barog-barog, v.   stand idly, loiter
bii pod, interj.   good evening too
bokal, n.   vowel
buhaghag, adj.   loosely woven, untidy hairs, sparse, with big spaces in-between
bunga sa hunahuna, idiom,   afterthoughts

nindot sad ni da, bay tarsier

dala na tingali na tanan, pads. hehehe

Quote from: Ginger on October 01, 2009, 10:39:18 AM
akoy tig test ug lami bang mo paak. ang di kamao, di dawaton. hahahaha

areglado...hahahaha. sulti lang asa paakon....

Quote from: taga tigbao on October 01, 2009, 09:46:06 AM
Hahahahaha

GALALA synonym sa GAINOM!!! ahak na. di na ko. hahahaha

asa may imong gi-dilian ani, tigbao? ang Galoo o Galala? 

ako mobolontaryo nga tig-paak...