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Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on May 13, 2012, 10:13:54 AM
Here's How Your Ranking in TubagBohol Is Adjusted:

Student - 0-499 Posts (upon registration)
Intern -  500 Posts
Expert - 1,000 Posts
Luminary - 4,000 Posts
Guru -    7,000 Posts
The Master - 20,000 Posts
The Legend - 40,000 Posts
The Source - 70,000 Posts
The Force - 100,000 Posts
Vox Populi - 150,000 Posts
Scientist - 200,000 Posts
to be updated...

heyeeeee!!!hapit nako ma experto!!!! magtumba nya kog rabbit..

Quote from: islander on September 13, 2012, 04:05:31 PM
uy, nitumaw na lagi ka, piks.  bag-o pa kong nangutana ug asa ka didto sa thread sa "if we hold on together", nitumaw dayon ka.  magician man diay ka.

maupa tawon pag mata nko bai islander oi..dretso mn dayon kog dok2x dri nwani naman ang fb ani..hahahaha..naa diay ka gipangutana dd2 sa "if we hold on together" nga kauban sa "when two become one..."haha

Porma raman kaha ang pobrehon bai islander, pero sa pagkatinuoray datu-on gyud diay..haha

Quote from: islander on September 13, 2012, 08:04:25 AM
very, very sensible advice, especially from someone who is introducing franchising.  di lang nako masunod kay zero kog negosyo.  (it's a matter of attitude, moingon na pod ang financial gurus like this guy.) 

ang tinuod kay wa ra koy kiting sa akong maguwang nga kamao kaayo, lawyer pa gyod, mao nga medyo siya ang dato.  akong gitun-an ang whys and wherefores sa iyang paagi; di gyod nako kaya.  an example: hangyo-lobo siya, maogtas na lang iyang kaatbang.  nungka mohangyo ko.  believer man kog policy that if a person wants it at that price, then he gets that price; like an artist who should get the price he wants for his painting.  naa ra nako nga mosadsad ba ko o di.  hehe, mao nga nakapalit kog butang nga 50 pesos, sakpan nako didto sa tindahan sa insik nga 15 pesos ra diay to.  well, wa man uroy ko hilanti.  porma man sad intawog way pamahaw ang nagbaligya, mao nga hala na lang.

daan man hinoon sa gagmay pa mi nga niingon among amahan nga sa tanan niyang anak morag ako ang pormang pobrehonon.  nadawat na ni nako.

bahalag pobrehon bai isle basta datu-on..

Quote from: balong on September 13, 2012, 12:36:41 PM
basta ang kalendaryo mo sugod na gani ug ber manimaho nang pasko. september na man ron, kinsa tong gusto maka dawat ug pinaskohan gikan ni mr. balonglong tikongkong, hinay hinay lang mo ug reply. i will send the $100 pinaskohan to you by western union so all the members of this website can join. if you are the lucky winner, you will receive $100 by the first week of december

Kuya O-10 aka balong balong, ang unang nag post reply mauy makadawat ha!!

Quote from: fdaray on September 12, 2012, 09:54:35 PM
Did you know that........,naa nay username nga dakogoten

ah cartoon character mana sir...dakogoten vs narubuto..

tsk......tsk......tsk...

i remember this song during my elementary days but i forgot to know what grade are me in, , we sung this song with action, with flowers holding both in my two hands the left & the right holding up high....

nice song lyk 8, thnks doc.. mingaw noon ko sa amuang Valley and Mountain nga ad2 ko manugway ug kanding ug baka. 

Bitaw kining ato ipa agi lang gud natong komedja ba nga dalang tinood, dile lang gud nato ni debdebon ug maau..wabay masuko derig komedya? 

Quote from: islander on September 12, 2012, 07:13:52 PM
di tantong ngilngig ang abilidad atong bugoy tingali.  may puruhan pod nga siya unyay madisgrasya tungod sa pagpakusog, nagdala na hinoon ug makalisang ang iyang otot.  lalim kag dinaganay tingali sa mga tawo pagawas sa sinehan.  unya ra ba pagkaugma sa news, ang report nahimo nang terrorist attack with sarin gas inside a movie house.  mao  nga sure ko nga kadtong bugoy di to ikaw, piks.   

Hahaha,, deli tawon to ako bai Is oi, lahi maning ako ky inig tempo ramn exam sa una kanang hilom kaau dayun mangutot kog kusog...pottt..wahaha

Quote from: balong on September 12, 2012, 06:28:30 PM
pikoy i am your big bother O-10

ok kuya 10-10!!

Quote from: islander on September 11, 2012, 10:50:26 AM
sa gamay pa ko, kaya nako nang mga sine nga ingon ana.  karon, di na mao nga maglikay na lang ko.  my point of no return i guess was the movie "the champ" (it had nothing to do with dogs), but it was a real tearjerker. 

nagdanguyngoy na ang tibuok sinehan sa cebu, daghan na ang nanikma sa hinilakay.  the sound was so palpable, lupig pay funeral ug national hero.  kalit bitaw nga naay kusog kaayong bugoy nga nag-BWAHAHAHAHA! nga ninglanog sa tibuok sinehan.  naundang gyod tawon ang tanan, back to reality ug kalit, puwera gaba.

Maayo pod gani kay la mangutot ug kusog tawn...

Kumbati gyud Sir Balong.......

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 12, 2012, 05:01:02 PM
Hmm, akoa lang una ning saw-on
Kay tua pa si Tigbao sa Carbon
Mipalit og ginamos nga hipon
Ipakaon ni Pikoy bungoton...

tag anan ma nimo bai hubag haskang bungoton jud ni inyong higalang Pikoy..

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 12, 2012, 04:45:44 PM
Oi hala! Banned seguro ang website source diha sa imong nahimutangan ron...

unsa man diay ni nga imahe inyong g post bai hubs, makalipong ug tamsi?

hahaha patugag sugod..?? ahh basin pod diay maung wala tiwasa kay si PIKS wanay kaya,.

pag drayb nalang ug traysikad bai hubag, pamasin kung basin diay naa...

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 12, 2012, 05:02:18 PM
He he, katilaw jud kas kasaba ani ni Mam Lolla...

ay mangasaba diay ni si Mam Lolla? dko palabot diay..

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 12, 2012, 05:03:22 PM
He he, unsa man, itlog maalat?

maalat na maasim asim hilig ka ani bai hubag???

Quote from: Lollapalooza on September 12, 2012, 05:01:06 PM

maayo mo ipartner ni Sir Hubs ug Sir Bugsay... ni Hubag ang Pikoy ni.... nga nabunalan ug Bugsay didto sa Bohol.... 

basin kad2ng Pikoya ni Sir Hubs ug Sir Bugsay sa bohol nga nag hubag Lollapalooza hinayon gajod nga mo dok2x maung nabunalan ug  bugsay....

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 12, 2012, 04:50:54 PM
Hmm, nahadlok nga mawagtang kay gabinugtong ra ra ba?

gabinugtong nalang kay kikawat mn ang usa sa usa ka myembro sa TB nga hilig ug itlog... ??

Quote from: Lollapalooza on September 12, 2012, 04:27:00 PM
Business Process Outsourcing... one example is call center ^_^

call center w/ webcam maypay mag Skype nalang ta bay dan..^_^

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 12, 2012, 04:43:50 PM
Mao na ni ron. Pikoy nga tsampyon sa dinokdokay...

hahahhahah...mau ni Pikoy nga haskang hiligi bisan unsang klaseha sa dinokdokay, tsampyon gyud bai hubag..

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 12, 2012, 04:41:43 PM
Bwahaha! Langgam tamsi nga pula og liog?

tamsi nga pula ug liog
cgeg dungaw2x sa pultahan sa iyang salag
tan aw2x kung naapa pa ang iyang tinaguan itlog.

unsa man diay nakon sensyahan ani dagway nya nuh bai islander? ang X? hehehe

bitaw dle nko mkita ang imahe jud.

aw..kung mahatinood mn ugaling gajod kining sugilanon ni inday, aw mahatingkagul gajod cguro c manoy.

Pagka buotan gayod ni Ondoy, mau na unta toy tubag sa iyang mga pangandoy..heeh

Mau ni ang mga pag tulon an nga angay gayong sumban sa uban.

mabuhay ka Ondoy Kutsero!!!

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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

USA ka dean sa College of Engineering sa usa ka unibersidad dinhi sa dakbayan sa Sugbo gi­pasanginlan sa usa ka 16-anyos nga menor nga babayeng tinun-an nga nirubo kaniya sulod sa usa ka motel sa North Reclamation Area niadtong Agusto 29, 2012.

Tungod sa kahadlok sa tinun-an sa engineering human sa hitabo, wa na kini motungha.


Ang 50 anyos nga dean gipasakaan og kasong act of lasciviousness in relation to Republic Act (R.A. 7619) kun child abuse kagahapong adlawa sa Mandaue City Prosecutor’s Office.

Base sa pasiunang im­bestigasyon sa kapulisan nagbutyag nga ang biktima nga si Maria (di tinuod niya nga ngan) nagsakay sa usa ka PUJ nga pasado alas 4 sa hapon niadtong Agusto 29 paingon sa ilang tunghaan.

Samtang diha pa siya sa PUJ gikan sa lungsod sa Liloan padung sa terminal, nakadawat siya og text message gikan sa ilang dean nga nangu­tana kaniya kalabot sa iyang nahimutangan.

Ang menor de edad nitubag nga nagsakay na siya og jeepney nga duol pa sa North Bus Terminal, apan ang dean ni­tubag nga magpaabot siya sa terminal.

Sa dihang gipangutana sa biktima ang dean kon ngano nga magkita sila, nitubag kini nga mohimo sila og selebrasyon sa ilang kadaugan sa bag-o lang nahuman nga intramurals.

Nisugyot ang biktima nga maayong adto na lang sila mag-abot sa eskuwelahan tungod kay atoa man ang uban niyang mga classmate ug nisugot usab ang ilang dean.

Sa dihang niabot ang opisyal sa North Bus Terminal, nimando kini sa biktima nga mosakay na lang sa iyang sakyanan paingon sa ilang eskuwelahan.

Sa dihang iyang giba­libaran, namugos kini hinungdan nga napugos na lang siya sa pagsakay sa backseat.

Apan inay mopaingon sa ilang eskuwelahan, niliko sila sa usa ka motel sa North Reclamation Area.

Sa iyang affidavit, ang biktima niingon nga iyang gibati ang tumang kahadlok ug kakulba sa dihang iyang nakita nga paingon sila sa motel.

Ang suspek nimando kaniya sa pagkanaug aron pagsulod sa usa ka kuwarto.

Sa dihang didto na sila sa sulod sa lawak, gihikap ang iyang pribadong bahin sa lawas samtang siya naghilak og maayo.

Nagsige siya og hang­yo sa dean nga hunongon na ang iyang yawan-ong buhat.

Nihunong sa iyang gibuhat ang dean ug nimando kaniya nga di siya pasultihon ni bisan kinsa.

Sa dihang sila nanggawas, nihangyo siya sa ilang dean nga mokanaog na lang siya sa usa ka mall.

Wa na siya molahos pa sa pag-adto sa tunghaan ug nipauli siya sa ilang balay.

Kay naglisod siya sa pagtug-an sa nahitabo kaniya, ang biktima nibilin og suwat ngadto sa iyang inahan labot sa hitabo.

Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cebu Septembre 12, 2012.

ABS-CBNnews.com
Posted at 09/12/2012 12:57 PM | Updated as of 09/12/2012 1:17 PM

Tweet MANILA, Philippines â€" A coachman (kutsero) in Luneta is gaining praises after he returned a large sum of money to a French woman he toured around the park.

Jaime Mayor said he had just toured a group of French nationals around the park when one of them left a purse containing â,¬4,000 (Php213,371).

"Pagbaba nila, malayo na sila, napansin ko iyung pitaka ng Pranses na babae. Nakita ko yung laman napakaraming mga euro, eh hinabol ko na pasakay na ng sasakyan nila," Mayor told dzMM.

Mayor, who has four children and his family's breadwinner, said he was not tempted to keep the money for himself.

"Hindi po kasi pinangangalagaan ko ang company namin... Niyakap po ako ng Pranses na babae, nag thank you po," he said.

The coachman said he earns a commission-based salary of P200 to P500 daily.

Recently, an airport janitor was commended for returning a bag filled with over P600,000 he found at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport. - report from Noel Alamar, dzMM

Hi dan,

Kumusta,? u're very much welcome to dok dok here!!

Quote from: fdaray on September 12, 2012, 02:45:58 PM
jok-jok ra bitaw. segi nag katuslok ang imong pikoy

wanay tuslok2x si pikoy sir ako pang gilutas lagi sa pagkakaron..ahahaha

"One kind word can warm three winter months."
- Japanese Proverb

One kind word! Wow, that gives a lot of power to just one word, doesn't it? The fact is, however that words can be powerful. Just as it has been said that the pen is mightier than the sword, so is the spoken word. In many cases a rapier sharp tongue can be far more dangerous and sharper than the sword.

We need to be mindful of the words we use at all times and learn to use them to build up ourselves and others. While one kind word can warm three (maybe more) winter months sharp and cold words can destroy you or another person forever.

Quote from: islander on September 12, 2012, 01:24:10 PM
ANG MUTYA SA SAGING MANTIKAAN NI ANUDIA
Anudia---

Igo na lang ko sa pangandoy
Kay bisan damgo wa na koy makoykoy.
Hinoon, sa TB daghang marokoy
Na, hala sumpayi na lang ni, Pikoy.

Unya nan karon kay waman koy ikasumpay
kay wapaman ko kabalo sa mga marokoy deri sa TB
So, ako nalang ipasa ngadto ni bai Tigbao.

dok dok dires TB ky way trabahoun, naghulat kung kinsay katsika pero mingaw mn ang payag, naglaway pa siguro ang uban.

Quote from: islander on September 12, 2012, 01:55:17 PM
sugdi dayon, piks.  aw, naa man diay ka sa saudi.  di puwede.  malatos kag kadaghan aning kalakiha, simbako.

maau ra untag latos ig kahuman pajud ug latos ton-lub pajud ka!!hahaah 

     
After living what I felt was a 'decent' life, my time on earth came to the end.

The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a court house.

The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table.

As I looked around I saw the 'prosecutor.'

He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen.

I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him.

The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes.

He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room I couldn't take my eyes off of Him.

As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, "Let us begin."

The prosecutor rose and said,
"My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this woman belongs in hell..."

He proceeded to tell of lies that I told, things that I stole, and in the past when I cheated others. Satan told of other horrible perversions that were once in my life and the more he spoke, the further down in my seat I sank.

I was so embar ras sed that I couldn't look at anyone, even my own Attorney, as the Devil told of sins that even I had completely forgotten about.

As upset as I was at Satan for telling all these things about me, I was equally upset at My Attorney who sat there silently not offering any form of defense at all.

I know I had been guilty of those things, but I had done some good in my life - couldn't that at least equal out part of the harm I'd done?

Satan finished with a fury and said, "This woman belongs in hell, she is guilty of all that I have charged and there is not a person who can prove otherwise."

When it was His turn, My Attorney first asked if He might approach the bench. The Judge allowed this over the strong objection of Satan, and beckoned Him to come forward.

As He got up and started walking, I was able to see Him in His full splendor and majesty. 

I realized why He seemed so familiar; this was Jesus representing me, my Lord and my Savior.

He stopped at the bench and softly said to the Judge, "Hi, Dad," and then He turned to address the court.

"Satan was correct in saying that this woman had sinned, I won't deny any of these allegations. And, yes, the wage of sin is death, and this woman deserves to be punished."

Jesus took a deep breath and turned to His Father with outstretched arms and proclaimed, "However, I died on the cross so that this person might have eternal life and she has accepted Me as her Savior, so she is Mine."

My Lord continued with, "Her name is written in the Book of Life, and no one can snatch her from Me."

"Satan still does not understand yet. This woman is not to be given justice, but rather mercy."

As Jesus sat down, He quietly paused, looked at His Father and said, "There is nothing else that needs to be done."

"I've done it all."

The Judge lifted His mighty hand and slammed the gavel down. The following words bellowed from His lips..

"This woman is free."

"The penalty for her has already been paid in full."

"Case dismissed."

As my Lord led me away, I could hear Satan ranting and raving, "I won't give up, I will win the next one." I asked Jesus as He gave me my instructions where to go next, "Have you ever lost a case?"

Christ lovingly smiled and said,
"Everyone that has come to Me and asked Me to represent them has received the same verdict as you."
~"Paid In Full"~




"Stop telling God how big your storm is.
Instead, tell the storm how big your God is!"

haahhaah..pagkaanindot cguro kung tanan nalang mag ingon ana niya..y gasto palit ug sanina jud.

Quote from: islander on September 12, 2012, 01:29:56 PM
hahaha!  paskang lingawa nako uy... enjoying this, piks, mor pa.

komedya diha gud bai...hehehe

Quote from: Lollapalooza on September 12, 2012, 01:12:03 PM
Madayaw, Salam, Welcome Pikoy!!! ayaw kabalaka kay daghan na ta dili taga Bohol pero duol ang kasingkasing sa mga taga Bohol... hehehehe, ayaw kaguol nga ma wrong grammar ka kay dili tanan mga linguistic ug grammarian dire as long as masabtan ka namo payts na na!!! Maayong pagdokdok, Pikoy
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Hi Lolla, Keifelhal sadika, shukran jeddan!!! maujud  duol ra kay daghan taga amua naminyo ug taga BOJOL..ug usa na ana akong manghod, lagi maau manjud nang magsabtanay lang para y gubot, heheeh..perti najod nakong dok dok ngari tawon la,.

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 12, 2012, 12:07:47 PM
he he he! dok dok gajod diri, pikoy. i must say that you have an interesting username. sigoro we will have another member by the name of bis-song


ha ha joke joke.

bwahaha..kana doc mau nya nay akong pakner / ka lab team deris TB...hehe

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 12, 2012, 12:52:40 PM
Hahahaha. Mura man ug lain paminawon ug mowelcome kag pikoy.

Anyway, welcome dire Bay Pikoy! Malingaw ka dires TB!

ayaw nalang gud pag huna2x ug dautan sa akong pangalan bay tig isipa lang nga ang Pikoy langgam tamsi na sya.

Anyway pod bai tig thnks! Lingaw jud ko dires TB as in!

   MAS MAGANDA NAMANG TINGNAN ANG BABAENG NAGLALABAS NG DIMPLES KAYSA NAMAN SA MGA BABAENG NAGLALABAS NG CLEAVAGE AT HALOS MAKITA NA ANG NIPPLES.

   Hindi sa Lahat ng pagkakataon kaiLangan mong maniwaLa.. Para saan pa ang ebidensya? Kung sa matatamis na saLita pa lang niya naniniwaLa ka na. TANGA.

   Ang CRUSH man ay nagbibigay INSPIRASYON ngunit nagbbibigay rin ito ng DEPRESYON.
lalo na't pag di ka nya binibigyan ng ATENSYON.

   Hangga't waLa pa siyang napapatunayan.. Huwag kang maniwaLa sa mga tao na puro saLita Lang at kuLang sa gawa

   Kahit mahirap, kailangang gawin. Masakit pero dapat tiisin. Di ko gustong saktan ka sa pag-alis ko. Kaya kung akala mong ikaw lang ang umiiyak, sasabihin ko sayo, SA BAWAT PATAK NG LUHA MO, ISANG BALDENG LUHA KO

   â€Ž
   Sa relasyon, iparamdam at ipakita mo na mahal mo siya ,
sa paraang hindi ka MAGHUHUBAD.

   MAS MABUTI NA ANG LALAKING KAYANG PANINDIGAN KAHIT HINDI SIYA ANG MAY GAWA KAYSA NAMAN SA LALAKING MAGALING SA KAMA PERO AYAW NAMANG MAGING AMA ..!


   He can make me Laugh even with the silliest stuffs. But what I can't really figure out is how he can make me smiLe,Even if he's out of my sight.



   Sayang ang KAGANDAHAN ng isang BABAE..
kung inuuna pa niya ang PAGLANDI at PAG-IINARTE.

   Masarap isipin na ung taong hinahaboL mo noon,
at siya namang naghahaboL sayo ngayon ♥
GANTIHAN LANG YAN ! X


   Bakit ang epaL mo? Mas makapaL at magaspang naman mukha mo kaysa sa semento â€"


   malalaman mo lang ang haLaga ng isang bagay kapag
may PRICE TAG :'>
akaLa mo tungkoL sa LOVE na naman no?


   Boy: Umalis ka nga sa harap ko!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Dito ka sa tabi ko. Gusto ko tabi tayo. ♥


   boy : Knock Knock
Girl : Who's There?
Boy : PUSO MO.
Girl : Puso mo who?
Boy : You're my Monalisa. You're my rainbow sky. And my only prayer is that you realize, You're always be beautiful, In my eyes.
Girl : Asan PUSO MO ?
Boy : Diba na SAYO? :"


   Ang relationship parang computer games,
Mabilis matapos kapag may cheat >:

   Kung aLam ko kasing di ka niya mahaL, wag mo ng ipagpiLitan ang sariLi mo. Mas lalo ka Lang nagmumukhang tanga eh. Mas masakit pa kasi nararamdaman mo na ngang di ka niya mahaL, nararamdaman mo pang wala kang haLaga sakanya .

   Hindi ka matututo kung hindi ka masasaktan. Tiisin mo Lang.. Mahahanap mo din yung taong magmamahaL sayo ng tunay :"

   Ako Lang ang papeL na mahirap punitin..
- PERA .

   Hindi ako duwag! Matapang ako! Dahil nakaya kong tanggapin ang sakit ng katotohanan na kahit ipaglaban ko siya, TALO PARIN AKO.”


   Masarap sa feeLing kapag sinabi mo sa taong mahaL mo na mahaL na mahaL mo siya.. Pero mas masarap pakinggan kapag sinabi niya sayong,
MAS MAHAL NA MAHAL KA NIYA :">

   Mahal mo siya, mahaL ka niya.. Ang masasabi ko Lang
PAKYU kayong daLawa!

   Yung feeling na ang sweet nyo, pati ng tawagan nyo pero hindi kayo.. Tapos sineryoso mo, pero nung naLaman mong kaibigan lang taLaga ang turing niya sayo, ayun.. nawasak ang puso mo

   Wag mong piLiting layuan ng bf/gf mo ang kaibigan niya dahiL Lang sa seLos na seLos ka.. Ang pag-ibig nawawaLa yan, pero ang tunay na pagkakaibigan kahit anong mangyari hinding hindi mawawaLa yan


   Wag kang haboL ng haboL sa taong hindi ka mahaL, dahiL para kang aso na hindi kumain ng kalahating buwan..

   Mahirap mag-expect lalo na kung sweet siya sayo .. Pero kapag dumating na sa time na tatanungin mo sakanya kung mahaL ka niya, masakit marinig ang mga saLitang,
"SYEMPRE NAMAN MAHAL KTA, MAGKAIBIGAN TAYO DIBA?"

   Hindi kayang tumbasan ng isang Libong tao ang pagmamahaL ng isang gago

   Walang manLalandi, kung waLang magpapaLandi










“A man without a smiling face must not open a shop”
“Every man I met is my superior in some way”
“Hindi Naman Kailangan Lahat ng Gawin Natin ay may Dahilan Pwede rin ang Trip Lang”

Nice Bisayan Poem!

Pwd mo request bai entitled: ANG MUTYA SA SAGING MANTIKAAN NI ANUDIA...

Tuba nalang nga puti natural ug pure energy sa mga palahubog dugay pajud kang mahubog bahala nag makino na inyong tiyan basta safe teki  lang ug buyog inyong kontra.

Note: kung alam nyona po to pasensya kung naulit man;D

T: Ano ang pinakamasakit na maramdaman kung matanda na tayo?
S: 'Yung paggising mo, tapos, pagtingin mo sa tagiliran, matanda rin ang katabi mo.
***
Symptoms of a CERTIFIED SINGLE:
Mahilig kumain.
Panalo ang social life. Alam lahat ng gimikan at mall sale.
Hayok sa tulog.
Gadget-addict.
Sa cellphone, group message nang group message ng quotes.
Ngumingiti kahit nag-iisa.
Tumataba.
Porma to the max.
Mukhang happy kahit hindi naman talaga.

Symptoms of a CERTIFIED TAKEN:
Walang pera.
Mukhang ngarag at laspag.
Kuripot.
Blooming, kasi, kailangan para hindi iwan..
Walang social life kundi dyowa niya.
Boring kausap.

***
Mga PAMATAY na HIRIT
"Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo!"
"May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita!"
"Ipapupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi ang puso ko!"
"Are you a dictionary? Kasi, you add meaning to my life."
"Meron ka bang lisensya? Kasi, you drive me crazy.."
"I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
"Angel ba ang name mo? Kasi, you look like one."
"I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?"
PAMATAY na REPLY
"Excuse me, kumain ka ba ng mais? Ang corny mo kasi!"
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7 tips para maiba naman ang araw mo:
1.Sikmuraan ang unang taong kasalubong at humingi ng sorry.
2.Uminom ng pampatulog labanan ito, magexercise.
3.Tibagin ang bahay gamit ang kutsara at buuin muli.
4.Himatayin kunwari sa daan, tiyaking may tao.
5.Tahiin ang puwet at magpatingin sa doctor
6.Kurutin ang nakababatang kapatid pagkatapos unahan mong
umiyak.
7.Makapagtitigan sa isda. Huwag titigil hanggat hindi ito kumukurap...

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MISTER: wala akong tulog dahil naiisip ko P500K na utang ko kay pare.
MISIS: madali yan! Tawagan mo si pare, sabihin mong hindi ka makakabayad sa utang mo para siya naman ang hindi makatulog!

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JUDGE: isa ka palang pusher, kidnapper, gun for hire, gambling lord, swindler at bugaw! Wala ka bang matinong hanapbuhay?
ACCUSED: meron po. Pulis po ako.

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JEEP PASSENGER: manong bayad.
JEEP DRIVER: saan galling?
JEEP PASSENGER: sa akin.
JEEP DRIVER: papunta saan?
JEEP PASSENGER: sayo.

Babae: Doc, kumusta na ang asawa ko?
Doc: Sorry ma'am. Mula ngayon, ikaw na ang magpapakain at
magpapaligo sa kanya, kasi, putol na ang kanyang mga kamay at paa.
Babae: Hah?! Hindi nga?!?
Doc: Hehehe! Ninerbyos ka ano? Joke lang! Patay na sya!

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Mrs: Naniniwala ka ba na ang babae habang tumatanda ay gumaganda?
Mr: Oo naman.
Mrs: Sa tingin mo, gumaganda ba ako?
Mr: Sa tingin ko, hindi ka tumatanda.

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Son: Itay, pinagalitan ako ng titser ko!
Dad: Bakit?
Son: Hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko.
Dad: Tong anak ko, manang mana. Hehehe. Eh, masarap ba?
Son: Opo, pogi po sya eh.

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Lasing: Hoy! Sinong matapang?! Labas!
Lalake: Ako! Bakit? Lalaban ka?!
Lasing: Pare, ihatid mo naman ako sa bahay, natatakot ako kay misis eh.

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Tatay: Asensado na talaga ang anak natin sa US . Ito, nagpadala ng picture, nakasandal sa kotse. Basahin mo nga ang nakasulat sa likod.
Nanay: Inay, nagpapasalamat ako, kasi, kung hindi dahil sa kotse na ito, natumba na ako sa sobrang gutom.

Sintomas ng PINOY LOVE:
As if walang pakialam pero deep inside, worried na... miss na miss na....
Pag nag-text, "So what?" daw Pero later, magre-reply rin naman.
Pa-erase-erase pa ng # kunwari pero... hello... memoryado naman 'yung #.
Kapag hindi tine-text ng bf/gf niya, kunwari, na-wrong send para magpapansin.
Ayaw mag-text pero nagtatanong sa barkada ng bf/gf niya kung kumusta na..
Haaayy... LOVE nga naman sa Pilipinas, oh... pang-adik!


GREAT FACTS
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee
Marriage is a relationship wherein one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
They said we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash.
The human brain functions 24 hours/day, 365 days/year until you fall for someone...

BERTO: Ano ang mas mahalaga, pera o asawa?
ROMY: Syempre, pera! Kasi, ang pera, habang tumatagal, lumalaki ang interes. Ang asawa, habang tumatagal, nawawalan ka ng interes, tapos, inuubos pa ang pera mo


HILARIOUS!!!
2 Mag-amiga naglasing. Paguwi natae sila at sa sementeryo inabutan. Ang isa ginamit ang panty pamunas tsaka tinapon. Yung isa, nakakita ng bouquet ng flower sa puntod at ginawang pamunas. Kinabukasan, sabi ng mga asawa nila:
JUAN:Pare, bantayan natin mga misis natin...Misis ko umuwi kagabi walang panty!
PEDRO: Mas grabe misis ko pare...Merong card nakadikit sa puwet na may nakasulat "We'll never forget you. From all the guys at the OPERATIONS DEPT."

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Guwapo nagtext: Luv, p load nman P100.
Bakla: Ok! (Nagmamadaling naghanap ng loading station).
Bakla: Narecieve mo na luv?
Guwapo: Hu u?

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In the middle of a baptismal rite, a bishop officiating said:
"Ang lambot naman ng ulo ng bata..."
The pretty mother replied: "Father...dede ko po yan!"

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Motto of the day: "Masarap magmahal kung ang minamahal mo ay masarap"

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Ama: Bading ka ba?
Anak: Opo, dadi
Ama: (Dinuldol sa harina c jr). Ano?! Bading ka pa ba?!
Anak: Hindi na po.
Ama: Eh ano na?
Anak: Geisha na po! (Ang taray!)

Always remember...No matter how bad you are...You are not totally useless.. You can always be....used as a BAD EXAMPLE! Inspiring! Hehe

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Kagabi, sumakay ako sa jeep...lahat cla nakatingin skin...ang sama ng tingin Nla skin...cnubukan kong mag-abot ng bayad pro ndi nla tinangkang kunin ang bayad ko...bigla akong kinilabutan. ..hanggang sa my kumalabit na matanda sa akin at sinabing.... "Arkilado namin ito."


HAVE A GREAT DAY!

If you never felt pain, then how would you know that I am a Healer?   

If you never had to pray, How would you know that I am a Deliverer?

If you never had a trial, how could you call yourself an overcomer?

If you never felt sadness, How would you know that I am a Comforter?

If you never made a mistake, How would you know that I am a forgiver?

If you knew all, How would you know that I will answer your questions?

If you never were in trouble, How would you know that I will come to your rescue

If you never were broken, Then how would you know that I can make you whole?

If you never had a problem,How would you know that I can solve them?

If you never had any suffering, Then how would you know what I went through?

If you never went through the fire, Then how would you become pure?

If I gave you all things, How would you appreciate them?

If I never corrected you, How would you know that I love you?

If you had all power, Then how would you learn to depend on me?

If your life was perfect, Then what would you need me for?



Love,
Jesus








"God our Father, walk through my house and take away all my worries and illnesses and please watch over and heal my family in Jesus name, Amen.  " 

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 11, 2012, 11:57:02 AM

dako ug unsa bai hubag?

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 11, 2012, 10:11:51 PM
Welcome to Tubag Bohol , Pikoy! Enjoy your stay here in our virtual payag.

Salamat Doc...enjoy nakog dok dok ngari...

The average human body makes enough heat in 30 minutes to boil two pints of water.
Did you know that 14% of people admit sleeping with a friend’s lover?
Donald Duck was once banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear trousers.
Or that risk of early death is halved if you have lots of nookie.
As much as 6% of the world’s population suffer from sex addiction.
Around 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.
Women with boob jobs are three times more likely to take their own lives.
Men who have the most orgasms are at half the average risk of dying early, a study in Wales found.
The average human spends a total of three years on the toilet.
Desert rats can have sex 150 times in an afternoon.
There are 6,000 dog restaurants in South ¬Korea.
Spiders were once thought to be a cure for malaria â€" provided they were eaten alive.
In Ancient Greece boxing matches only ended when one fighter was unconscious or dead.
35% of people who use dating websites are married.
The average person travels four miles a year while making beds.
Rhubarb is poisonous if eaten in large doses.
Ancient Romans used urine in toothpaste.
The longest case of hiccups lasted 69 years.
There are about 70 shark attacks a year worldwide.
During the reign of Henry VIII an estimated 72,000 people lost their heads.
Fourteen years before the Titanic sank with the loss of 1,500 lives a novel called Futility told the story of a liner named Titan that hit an iceberg and went down.
The acid in your stomach is so powerful that it can dissolve a razor blade in less than a week.
There are 700 species of bacteria in the human mouth.
When blonde hair became fashionable in Ancient Rome thousands of Nordic blondes were captured or slain so their hair could be used as wigs.
Crocodiles kill 800 people a year.
Parts of blowfish, a delicacy in Japan, contain a poison 500 times as strong as cyanide.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk in the state of Ohio.
On any single day 400 million people across the planet will have sex. That’s 4,000 people right now. AND you are not one of them!

Quote from: vrglguapo on September 11, 2012, 09:51:41 PM
Maayo nga pagtulun-an sa palagay KO ay mayaman na ni si Pikoy. Ty Sab Picks.

Sir Vegilguapo way salapayan, pariha diay tang guapo.,hehe,.. bitaw igo2x rajud tawn nga mka palit bidlod ug tik2x sir para ipakaun sa ahong pamilya sa Cebu, but as long as Healthy ta ug wala lay daghang kakolian sa kinabuhi, thnks God happy ang akong kinabuhi..

thanks also sir for reading my first topic here i'm happy for that.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on September 11, 2012, 09:48:29 PM
I learn a lot from this article. I will reread it later kay daghan financial wisdom nga magamit. Thank you, Pikoy.

the pleasure is mine bai tubag..thanks also sa pagbasa sa akong bag o nga topic gikalipay nakog dako.

my first topic, i don't know where to put, kung para deri ba ni?? haha..basin sa tira pasagad or sak sak sinagul ni sya ibutang.. please correct me if i'm wrong..thanks

THE BASICS OF CASH FLOW

The basic is… What pattern do you see if you will get a
P100.00 bill and monitor where and how it is transferred from 1 possessor to the other? How does it flow?
The pattern for a typical Pinoy is…

You earn from your work, you spend it on food, gadgets,
clothing and other basic needs. Before you reach the next payday,
paubos na yung pera mo. But that's ok, payday is just a few days
ahead and it doesn't matter if I run out of money, I am expecting money
again any time soon.

This cycle goes on and on and you make some sidelines or
create other ways to earn but it seems that money was never enough.
(I am tempted to explain further pero ang usapan... basics lang).

So you can't leave the job that you have because a week
without work would affect the cash flow you have to support your family
and needs. As much as you wanted to accept another job,
the gap would make you pay less for a couple of days, which makes you a
slave to your boss.

At least, you have a job to support your needs.
So to illustrate.. .Cash is flowing inside your pocket.
Years have gone by doing your monotonous routine.

Question... what if you get fired? Or you were forced to
retire because there are new and younger people ready to take your
place. What would you do?

As an OFW, Makati Executive, Top Salesman, Engineer,
Attorney, Teacher, etc...  What if it all ends? The sweet cash that
Enters your pocket every 15 th and 30th suddenly comes to a halt.

There are two things you can buy with your money...
An asset and a liability.
To describe each...
An asset brings money inside your pocket;
a liability takes money out of your pocket.

Another way to see, it is that an asset if you buy one,
will bring the money you spent for it back to you 2 or 3 folds.
A liability, when you buy it will not give your money back at all.

Sa madaling salita... kapag asset, maibabalik ang pera ,
pag liability, goodbye sa pera...

Ang problema kay JUAN DE LA CRUZ, habang may trabaho ipon
ng ipon at bili ng bili ng liability!

I have seen OFWs get back to the country with gold chains
at kung pwede lang limang shades ang isuot ng sabay-sabay gagawin nya eh... DVD, component, jackets, clothes, inuman, pulutan,
party, pabango... hindi na makalakad sa dami ng bitbit...

At s'yempre mga empleyado natin dito sa bansa na
lingo-lingo bago cell phone at mags ng kotse.. hindi na nga magkasya ang damit sa aparador, tapos pag umaga sasabihin....
wala na akong maisuot.

Guys and GIrls, just think... what you bought...
will it bring money back to you?
I know what you have in mind... you have to enjoy what
you worked hard for. That's right, but think of something
that will last... think of your future.

I have seen the worst of people who were abogado de
kampanilya, executive secretaries of top rank business men, people who
worked for big companies, earned a fortune and got a big
retirement pay by the millions...
Now.... Wala na.

Why? Because of their cash flow... went in... went out.

I need not to mention basketball players, actors, singers,
etc... Check what is their career path... next after acting, singing
and playing... POLITICS.
Kasi, 'yung million na kinita nila, puro liability ang binili.

Going back... all the liability they bought, ibinenta ng
mura! I'm wearing a gold chain now, which I got from a seaman...
he bought it for P35,000 and sold it for 8,000 to me.

Hindi po asset ang alahas! Bakit? Totoo na tumataas ang value n'ya pero
kapag gutom ka na, kahit palugi ibebenta mo!
(wala bang aaray?)
Cell phones... dvd players etc. pati bahay at kotse... that's
the cash flow of most OFWs...

The question is ... " WHAT IF THE INCOME STOPS?"
Sa Pinoy, ganito: anak... mag-aral kang maigi, at pag
tanda namin... ikaw na bahala sa amin ha....  Hindi po ba maling-mali...

You have to establish something today that will take care of your future.
Teka, teka... eh ano ang dapat gawin para hindi mangyari yan?

You must create a source of income that will continually
make money flow inside your pocket. Start a business! While you are
working as an executive or an OFW, or a professional. ..
START A BUSINESS and MASTER that business till you get out of that
company. Para kapag tumigil ang income mo sa kanila... may
susuporta pa din sa iyo hanggang pag-tanda mo!

Now don't tell me to invest my money on pensions and
plans... NO WAY ! Narinig n'yo na siguro yung .... Naku ayaw ko na
magbanggit.. .. 'yung mga nagbayad at hindi nakapag-claim...
sila pa ang dinimanda at nag-piyansa!!!

HUWAG MO I-ASA ANG PAGTANDA MO SA IBA! GUMAWA KA NG SARILI MONG BALON NG PERA!  KAHIT MALIIT PA 'YAN, SARILI MO AT HINDI KA AASA SA IBANG TAO...

Imagine yourself when you reach an older age...
(aruy ko,,, baka yung iba sa inyo about that age... tabi tabi po...Ako po sa
Mga nagtatanong. .. I'm 37 years old. Naabutan ko pa si
Michael Jackson at hinele po ako ng nanay ko sa mga kanta ng
hagibis...).
You have money that the company gave you as your
retirement pay... what will you do?

You can consume the money till your old... eh kung hindi
umabot?  Masamang damo ka pala... at hindi ka kaagad kinuha ni Lord. Eh
pang age 65 lang yung naipon mo na budget.

Or maybe, you can start a business and use the money for
capital... Kapatid... 9 out of 10 businesses, FAILED... yung isang
magsa-succeed, gagayahin pa ng kapitbahay mo instead na
mag-franchise sa 'yo... think!

At age 50, you are struggling trying to
make a business work! What if it fails?!
Eh ano nga ba ang sagot?

The answer is, stop buying liabilities and instead buy
assets now. I don't care if it is a banana-Q store, balot, ice candy or
a sari-sari store, etc... start now!

Because, your experience here will teach you what to do in the future.
It's so hard to struggle in business when you are 60 yrs old.

You have to create a source of income separated from the
source of income from your work. That when the time comes that you have
to stop working, you will have your own source of money!

Create assets, start a business that will be there to support you and
your family. I AM NOT TELLING YOU TO QUIT YOUR JOB! I'm
telling you to start a business while you're working and stop spending
your money on liabilities and start putting them on
assets!

Ang pera kapag pinambili mo ng LIABILITY... hindi na babalik...
ang ASSET... BABALIK.

Teka... masama ba bumili ng mga magagandang gamit? Hindi!
Siguraduhin mo lang na ang pambili mo nun ay galing sa asset mo.
The business has to be prioritized! Mawalan ka man ng trabaho,
may negosyo kang palalaguin.

If before, nabubuhay ka naman ng iisa sapatos mo, huwag mo
baguhin 'yun... dati, nagdyi-jeep ka lang... 'wag ka na munang
mag-FX...

Create assets and lessen liabilities. Invest and learn
now... mag-negosyo!

Eh anong negosyo? Any, as long as you think it is work and
doable! I am still looking for partners for my HOME MASSAGE SERVICE!
SPA MAGIC! And my business CAR MAGIC is still franchising.
.. (joke lang ... baka sabihin nyo nag pro-promote lang ako eh...But
I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT ALL MY BUSINESSES ARE ORIGINAL AND
ALL ARE GRAND ASSETS!

I started all my businesses with a very small capital. If
I used that money to buy a gadget, new shoes or any liability... baka
wala lahat ng negosyo ko at wala na akong makain ngayon.

Again, I hope that this BASIC CASH FLOW article helps....
I wish all of us become financially free!)

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 11, 2012, 08:50:31 PM
Pwede Berdi imong angga, parehas nako ba, Hubag akong first name unya Botoy akong angga...

ah mauba bai hubag dina jud diay pwedi mailisan? cge Berdi nalang akong angga pero dont touch my berdi ha..

Quote from: chicogon on September 11, 2012, 08:41:44 PM
Welcome, Pikoy. Kung dunay ikaamot, labing maayo para malingaw ang tanan. Kung ganahan raka mag basa2x maayo lang gehapon. Enjoy Tubag Bohol!!!

daghan kaajong salamat sa imong maajong pag abi2x kanako sir Chicogon, muamot lang nya kug usa ka sakong balanghoy sir haha (jowk...) bitaw mas maajo jud kung muamot unya basa2x pod para biboo..yes ay ay  sir..!!enjoy na enjoy.. thnks again

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 11, 2012, 08:34:05 PM
Bwahaha! Pwede pud, pero kon makabagat sang nene nga seksi, magabukol gid, morag nabunalan og dos por dos...

bwahahaaha..basin maka isip2x sang nene sa pagpalit ug ice aron ibutang sa agtang ni ondoy kay y gid naa bukol man..haha

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 11, 2012, 08:31:25 PM
Aw, bisag pundir ang bombilya basta gaandar ang AC, klarong bugnaw ang kaugmaon...

aw, kung naay tupad nga unlan dayon ngit2x aw mau ni giingon ug bugnaw nga init2x nga kaugmaun..haha

Quote from: islander on September 11, 2012, 08:15:25 PM
welcome ka jamo, pikoy!  pareha diay ta nga nagbasabasa una ug dugay dinhi usa ni-register aron moapil.  mo-feel at home gyod ka dinhi.  tan-awa, di ba naghinam na ang imong mga kasangkayan nga makighimamat nimo.  bahalag pundir ang flourescent.

salamat kaajo sa imong mainetong pag welcome Bai Islander, mau lagi dugay2x jud kong basa2x ngari bisan paman sa older post ninjo ako japong gipangbasa kay malingaw rajud ko.,yes..as of now feeling @ home najud ko uroy, sa akong mga kasangkayan hinam hinam napod kong makig himamat ninjo ug ilesan nakog mercury lamp ng flourescent nga ponder aron naay dakong kayahag ning atong payag deri sa TB;D

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 11, 2012, 08:00:40 PM
Bwahaha! Pikoy niya ang naa sa agtang! Oops, sorry for taking you name in vain to society...

bwahaha..aw mau na nay panahun nga briefan na nya iyang agtang..ilisan na kaha nako ni akong pangalan nga pikoy ug berdi nalang kha..

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 11, 2012, 07:59:08 PM
Any topic under the sun, moon, stars, pundir nga bombilya...

hahaha way labot ng pundir nga bombelya bai hubag kay ngit2x nag kaugmaun..;D

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 11, 2012, 07:38:23 PM
Ang akong nahibaw-an, i-upload sa Photobucket ang imong picture unya kopyahon nimo diri ang iyang IMG...

cge...sulayan nako bai hubag

salamat ha..

Quote from: fdaray on September 11, 2012, 07:49:22 PM
Welcome Pikoy..., natuli na ba imong pikoy? pwede moapil bisan kinsa.

hi,, Sir fdaray shukran jedan sa imong warm welcome,,regarding sa akong pikoy tuli na unta kaso lang nalutas namn ni tawn..hahah

not sensored sir?? please correct me if im wrong..

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 11, 2012, 07:39:48 PM
He he, apil man gani si Bay BolBuhol nga ang iyang lubot naas ilok...

ahahahaahha...maau gani wala sa agtang..sang komedya ra bai bolbuhol ha..

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 11, 2012, 07:28:04 PM
He he, sugdi na ang kabuang, Bay Piks, pwede ka mag-open og laing thread...

bitaw bai hubag dle pod baya puro kabuang lang ha..basin malain mo unya nko dependi sa mode..hehe

bisan unsa ang topic nuh??ok mag research sako..

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 11, 2012, 07:28:09 PM
wilkam ka gid labaw pa sang korikong

aw ana ba to wilkam gid ako dre bisan may korikong mn unya sa pag cgeg dok2x ngari..salamat gid to ha..

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 11, 2012, 07:25:13 PM
podi gid man mag apiapil bisan pa ang way gid lubot haw...

bisan gid lubot naasa kilid haw pwd gid muapil bai hubag nuh? heheh..kuan diay bay hubag patudlo ko isip bag o dre kung unsaun pag post ug mga pictures/avatar pd, kay akong e share akong physical persona deri..haha kung ok ra..? dle masuko c to..haha

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 11, 2012, 07:05:04 PM
podi gid hang mag apiapil ang way gid labot

aw ikaw gid ni haw ya apil, labot lang gid ko dinhi oi ky arang lingaw mn dinhi to..

hahahaah..mau jud basta masabtan lang ug magkasinabtanay pud, pero, waray gyud ko kasabot sa uban nga waray lyrics bai hubag pero bisan paman salamat sa imong welcome waray song para nko, appreciated much 4 dat..heheh, anyways.. asa mn diay uban mga TB members ngari la lagi ko nila gi welcome..hahah..hulat lang sa ko sa ilang pag welcome ngari nako aron makasugod nakog share sa akng mga kabuang (kabuang jud hehe) ngari dle nko maulaw ba..haha

Daghan kaayong Salamat Sir Tubag sa imong unang pag abi2x nko dre..

Hallo sa Tanan..

Maayong Adlaw, Udto ug Gabie!!!

Ask lang unta ko kung pwd ba mo apil ani nga forum? bisan dile taga bohol, taga Cebu ko mga Sir ug Maddam pero naa koy manghud naminyo ug taga bohol,hehe, dugay rajud ko cgeg basa2x ani nga thread samtang wala koy trabahuon kaau ug as in..as in ha,, hehe..lingaw jud ko kaau samtang nag basa2x sa mga bisaya nga pinulongan, Diako Saudi karon ug pangayo nalang unta kog pasensya daan kung ma X grammar & spelling ang ako mga english ky mauni uso dre saudi hehe..by d way dugay najud baya unta ko nagpa register pero lajud reponse for activation ug salamat nalang kay sa kadugayan nko ug send naana jud reply haha..thnks & hope na welcome ko dre..

Kaninyo matinahuron,
PIKOY frm Saudi & CEBU w/ love