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Death Star Petition Gets White House Rebuff

The Huffington Post|By Ethan Klapper   
01/11/2013

Sorry, folks. The Obama administration will not be building a Death Star.

The White House responded Friday night to a petition on its website urging construction of a Death Star for job creation and national defense purposes by 2016.


The Death Star

meow.  kay makaila pa diay kag tae kun nagdagan-dagan na ang alcohol sa imong veins ug gikilaw na ang imong utok?

oh, yes, isn't it obvious that the big multinational pharmaceutical lobby is stronger than the catholic church lobby?  isn't it strange that our country is going into this while some states in the u.s. have recently done away with similar laws? 

if we must call this bill our road to education, were we really uneducated before the bill was passed? 

ang effect sa alcohol nako kay ang gwapong tawo mahimong gwapong unggoy.

Quote from: vrglguapo on January 09, 2013, 04:19:29 PM
Gamahay hinoon ka no?Mipalit unta ka para may e dayan dayan ug mo adto ka ug party..

hehehe, kahibawo gyod diay ka sa psychology ug baye... mosul-ob ug mga trinkets for display to other women, paaso ug pasuya.  yet there is more to this.  problema lang, ang gasul-ob ray giganahan.  ang ubang bayeng makakita di gyod na masuya, moingon pa tingali ug "way angay" or "peke, pareha ka-peke sa iyang nawong".  as for the men, well, they don't really care what a woman wears or even notice her jewelry, right?

ug unsa man nang room nga ang pultahan morag porthole?  ICU?  hehe, bar-cum-ambulance tingali ni.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 13, 2013, 04:56:07 PM
Agoi, maayo mang pagkaliko ni nga thread...

aherm, kaila man tingali ka sa nag-abli sa dalan nga liko.

tadan...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 11, 2013, 11:06:00 AM
Naay uban nga gusto nila nga ang ilang asawa baho2x gamay...

i hope it is identified soon.  rest in peace.

not really a house, but...

purya.  i hope never to remember this ever.

or maybe for methodists being catholic is not christian?

Quote from: islander on January 13, 2013, 09:44:20 AM
(4) that there was nothing left for us to do but to take them all, and to educate the Filipinos, and uplift and civilize and Christianize them, and by God’s grace do the very best we could by them, as our fellow-men for whom Christ also died.

hehe, one thing with the powerful forces of racism, nationalism and commercialism is that even a national president gets myopic enough to fail to see that the philippines was largely catholic at the time.

Quote from: islander on January 13, 2013, 09:44:20 AM
(4) that there was nothing left for us to do but to take them all, and to educate the Filipinos, and uplift and civilize and Christianize them, and by God’s grace do the very best we could by them, as our fellow-men for whom Christ also died.

at least, that president acknowledged that christ also died for us.

McKinley disingenuously disavowed the U.S. military action that brought the Philippines under U.S. control, and acknowledged, directly and indirectly, the equally powerful forces of racism, nationalism, and especially commercialism, that shaped American actions. (http://historymatters.gmu.edu/d/5575/)

And then I went to bed, and went to sleep, and slept soundly, and the next morning I sent for the chief engineer of the War Department (our map-maker), and I told him to put the Philippines on the map of the United States (pointing to a large map on the wall of his office), and there they are, and there they will stay while I am President!

Source: General James Rusling, “Interview with President William McKinley,” The Christian Advocate 22 January 1903, 17. Reprinted in Daniel Schirmer and Stephen Rosskamm Shalom, eds., The Philippines Reader (Boston: South End Press, 1987), 22â€"23.

http://historymatters.gmu.edu/

(3) that we could not leave them to themselvesâ€"they were unfit for self-governmentâ€"and they would soon have anarchy and misrule over there worse than Spain’s was; and

(4) that there was nothing left for us to do but to take them all, and to educate the Filipinos, and uplift and civilize and Christianize them, and by God’s grace do the very best we could by them, as our fellow-men for whom Christ also died.

And one night late it came to me this wayâ€"I don’t know how it was, but it came:

(1) That we could not give them back to Spainâ€"that would be cowardly and dishonorable;

(2) that we could not turn them over to France and Germanyâ€"our commercial rivals in the Orientâ€"that would be bad business and discreditable;

When I next realized that the Philippines had dropped into our laps I confess I did not know what to do with them. I sought counsel from all sidesâ€"Democrats as well as Republicansâ€"but got little help. I thought first we would take only Manila; then Luzon; then other islands perhaps also. I walked the floor of the White House night after night until midnight; and I am not ashamed to tell you, gentlemen, that I went down on my knees and prayed Almighty God for light and guidance more than one night.

When the Spanish War broke out Dewey was at Hongkong, and I ordered him to go to Manila and to capture or destroy the Spanish fleet, and he had to; because, if defeated, he had no place to refit on that side of the globe, and if the Dons were victorious they would likely cross the Pacific and ravage our Oregon and California coasts. And so he had to destroy the Spanish fleet, and did it! But that was as far as I thought then.

Manifest Destiny


William McKinley was the 25th President of the United States, serving from March 4, 1897 until his assassination in September 1901. (wikipedia)

Mckinley to a delegation of Methodist church leaders:

Hold a moment longer! Not quite yet, gentlemen! Before you go I would like to say just a word about the Philippine business. I have been criticized a good deal about the Philippines, but don’t deserve it. The truth is I didn’t want the Philippines, and when they came to us, as a gift from the gods, I did not know what to do with them.

by its smell you will know the gender.

kini nga nahimong issue sa tibuok opisina, laki gyod na.  pangutan-a pa si bugsay...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 13, 2013, 08:59:56 AM
Hmm, sa inyong tan-aw (o simhot), kaberks, unsa kaha kining maong palautot, laki o baje?

laki gyod.  kun baye pa, arang gubota na kay mokiha nag apil ug sexual discrimination.

credit is due the writer of this story for a well-written piece.  but what a subject, hahaha!

unsa man ning balitaa uy.  dominggong dako nagsugod man dayon kog katawa bisan ug nalipong pa kong bag-ong mata...

back to topic, bisan tuod ug liko gamay nga topic.

i was just wondering... i tried googling a certain topic and ended up reading something on a website that i thought was tubagbohol.  everything is the same-- color, format, medals, etc., except the top part where the website banner is.  even some names of members sound familiar.  it turned out to be a website called the voice of maribojoc.  are that website and tubagbohol related?

for a while there i thought i was hallucinating. 

maho ginamos sa balingsya opod buwadsanga.

leony: hoy, wa ba mo gibaliw dinha...

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 29, 2012, 06:14:44 AM
Hmm, while "vegetarian fox" is an oxymoron, "bohol nga hubag" is a redundancy.

sounds more like bereft of normalcy to me.

newlyweds?

interesting.  i researched on the veracity of this claim and found out that these names of great kings in history were how the french call the kings in their deck of cards way back from the 15th century.  meanwhile, before their european evolution, playing cards were already in china in the 9th century.   

wala na kunoy pato, pati na lang ang namalik.

Quote from: chicogon on January 12, 2013, 02:55:07 PM


Mangaon ta ninjo tanan... Kare-kare akong ge digamo just now

a midnight 3-mile drive on a foggy night, before a meal like this?  aaahhh, life's simple pleasures.  lupig ang mystery novel setting ani...

simple gyod tuod ang calculus.  matod sa mga dentists, mao ni ang gasugod ug dental plaque (that yellow film that develops on the teeth) that hardens after 48 hours and becomes dental calculus.  na, hala, paaka na with your calculus kanang mga buko-buko anang mga chicks.

Cal­cula­t­ions based on the mod­ern the­o­ry of cos­mol­o­gy, draw­ing on Al­bert Ein­stein’s work, sug­gest an­ything larg­er than about 1.2 bil­lion light-years across would vi­o­late the Cos­mo­lo­g­i­cal Prin­ci­ple, said Clowes and col­leagues. (A light-year is the dis­tance light trav­els in a year.)

This qua­sar group ranges in size from one-third larg­er than that crit­i­cal size, to more than three times larg­er, de­pend­ing on where its width is meas­ured. It lies about 8.7 bil­lion light-years away. It’s “dif­fi­cult to fath­om the scale” of the struc­ture, Clowes said. But “our team has been look­ing at si­m­i­lar cases which add fur­ther weight to this chal­lenge [to the Cos­mo­lo­g­i­cal Prin­ci­ple] and we will be con­tin­u­ing to in­ves­t­i­gate these fas­ci­nat­ing phe­nom­e­na.”

http://www.world-science.net/

The Cosmological Principle is a philosophical as well as a scientific state­ment. It’s an out­growth of the con­vic­tion that peo­ple don’t occupy a un­ique place in the grand scheme of things-- the very idea that brought sci­ent­ists such as Gali­leo and Cop­ern­i­cus into con­flict with Church auth­or­ities in their time.

http://www.world-science.net/

The newly found clump is an es­ti­mat­ed 1,600 times wid­er than the dis­tance be­tween our Milky Way gal­axy and the neigh­bor­ing An­drom­e­da Gal­axy. Such a size, the re­search­ers said, is suf­fi­cient to pos­sibly vi­o­late the “Cos­mo­log­i­cal Prin­ci­ple”â€"the as­sump­tion ac­cept­ed by most cos­mol­o­gists that the uni­verse, seen at a large enough scale, looks the same from any view­point. Most pre­vi­ous ob­serva­t­ional ev­i­dence sup­ports the prin­ci­ple, but it has nev­er been prov­en.

http://www.world-science.net/

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on January 11, 2013, 11:20:38 PM
It would take a spaceship travelling at the speed of light four thousand million years to get from one end of the cluster to the other.

To give a sense of scale, our galaxy (the Milky Way) is separated from its nearest neighbour, the Andromeda galaxy, by two and a half million light years.

unimaginable.  beyond comprehension.  four thousand million years?  does this mean four billion years, as in 4,000,000,000? 

makalingaw.  mga bisaya pa gyod, sama sa nagbayloanay ug mga hunahuna dinhi nga si lolla ug vots nga mga programmers.

di gyod hinoon ko mahibung kun ang imong tinuod ngan bising.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 11, 2013, 01:11:02 PM
Ah, Urduja galing, kay rhyme sa bruja...

pure bol-anon man gyod ka uy... hasta bruha himoong bruja.

proof nga seksi ning kunot.

indi pa hinog iyang nawong nga santol.

wow!  dinosaur nga nagdala ug baby tram.  bilib gid ako sa domestic pet mo, bolbs.

ano gid koneksyon sa tulo nimo ka tsiks sa glamor car, bolbs?

ingdyan na platap ang ulo indi mohawk kay indi man wigwam na talinis ang haws, di ba, to?

hahaha!  ang sa babaye may-ara gid kurus eh?

tsektsi man gihapon tsitsaring tsitsarong.

aron hinoon ma-porno gyod ni in the real sense of the word... i-post na lang ninyo-- hubag, chongki, bugsay, pikoy, votives-- ang inyong mga dagway kuno bi.  

a very clean house, that one.

it's true.  hinaot nga maluwas na ta ani nga dangan.

my own grandma loved her dog so much, she asked that she be buried beside him.  the dog lies between my grandma and grandpa.

grandma is resting in peace.  but then, i needn't say that...

tuo ko uy.  in the same way nga motuo ko sa  leptospirosis, campylobacteriosis, ug anthrax borne by pigs.  naa sa tawo ang responsibilidad paghinay, pagbantay, ug proper care.  healthy pets mean healthy humans.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 11, 2013, 05:27:20 PMHangyo, kay 58 na si Kim Basinger...

well, cher is turning 67...


and sophia loren is 78.

...in the same way nga daghang dagkog twotoy unya laki diay.

uy, di ra man diay dinhi ang klarong porno.  wa pa ba moari aning dapita sa chongki?

kerpul, hidden wealth inside.

hihihi, sige tuo na ko.  this porno is not for you.  henceforth, this is now exclusively for hubag.

sure ko wa kay kisikisi na unta si doggie.  cool ra man siya.  must be trying to make sense of what humans are up to.

my bad.  duha ra iyang gipatay, serial na?  if i'm not mistaken, nag-practice usa ni siyag mga hayop.  bitaw, kalooy sa bata nga gibinuangan sa iyang mother.  hinaot napriso pod ang mother ani.

golden girls?  di diay ka ganahan ug platinum girls, hehe.

bantog rang the whole crowd turned away from her...

hehe, ang duol ray nasayod kun unsay natimaho.

this is not new.  kun cranky ang tawo, cranky gyod, labi na kun gi-constipate.  pasumanginlan pa ang iring... read up about eating pork, labi na ug muslim ka.  tanan sa kalibotan makadaot, bisag apples.  don't blame cats for human frailties, peepz.  it's like blaming the doorknob for getting bad colds. 

way twotoy nga natural nga ingon ana uy, por yur impormasyon.  way dinosaur nga ingon ana.  that's a cat, man, a cat.

mao nay gitawag ug enhanced dinosaur breasts in the land before time.

Quote from: Chongki on January 11, 2013, 03:45:29 PM
dili na mupasa as porn sa akoa ....

morag ako nay nahadlok ani da... don't tell me mas gusto kag 80-year-olds.

trained tingali na siya ni pacquiao, vots.  ayawg kumpyansa.

hahaha!  mo-kreek-kreek ang tuhod?

unsaon si mister importante man niya ang kaberks ug inom, tua, wa na hinoon kabantay sa iyang banay.

kuwang ug diaper.

humans should now learn to speak the language of cats.

hahay ni si miriam.  na-explain na ba tuod niya tong sugod sa dumot nila ni enrile sa una pa, kadtong nasakpan siya nga nag-drive ug sakyanan nga inembargo sa iyang bana sa customs?  she's not clean either.  black pots and black kettles man ning atong kalaki ani...

syalan ba diay ning mga lalakwe karon.  sa sex videos, ang babaye lang ba diay ang mauwawan?  di ba angay pod mauwaw ang mga lalaki?  lalim kag ma-viral ang dalikdik sa ilang bugan?

another one bites the dust.  labad ra ning estoryaha... how hampasabol naman.

wow!  that's something... frustration papers.  i hope they never graduate to despair papers.  having a punching bag is also great kuno for frustrations.  but then it's no substitute for the face of someone who caused the frustration...

Quote from: vrglguapo on January 11, 2013, 02:05:40 AM
First Class..

meaning, kun mataligsakan tag kalit bisag way rain clouds o maigo ba kaha ug bato gikan sa langit, si hubag na na nga niagi nga nag-toilet.

hey, czar, this is the second day that you've been missing.  busy?  it would be great if you shared your ideas and opinions some more.  you're a good read, you know...

mas gusto ko mo-witness ug sinumbagay...

hehe, ang di addicted ug porn, kuwang ug chemicals.

porn as chemistry in the body?  wow, this is something.

Quote from: Votives on January 10, 2013, 03:23:46 PM
relax lang bai Islander... ang kahitas-an lang ang bahala nila..

thanks for the reality check.  i'm still lucky i go home to a wonderful family with great cats and dogs.

Quote from: Lollapalooza on January 11, 2013, 09:24:15 AM
way Botoy? Pikoy? ug Bugsay? heheheheh

angay lang ni silag earthquake.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 11, 2013, 10:51:07 AM
He he, duda hinuon ko nga Zoraida ang imong real name, Ms. Isle...

labuyo akong gusto nga name uy...

glad i value everything.  mora na hinoon ug basurahan ang among balay kay kinagamyang resibo akong gitapig.  fire hazard kuno akong kalaki, according to my sister.

si chongki akong gihuwat sa iyang opinion on happiness about this.  remember, he was sad before hubag decided that he too was sad.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 11, 2013, 10:57:39 AM
Hmm, amgid lagi sa akong nakaila sa Amsterdam decades ago... Hmm, si Louise ba kaha to, o si Martine...

you must have seen double nga nahimong quadruple.  nalibat kah sa kadagko sa ilang paa!

where's the picture?  what's this, an invisible milk?

aw, makita man ang scattered.  kun mag-away mi, di ko maligo, hahaha!

faith, after all, is one's very personal relationship with one's god.  i decided long ago never to be defensive about my catholic faith.  woe to those who profess that their religion is better than those of other faiths.

mora man kag gahisgot sa akong banana republic...

you travel in style diay, bai hubs.

hehe, kadaghanan kay baye nga ngan.  come to think of it, siyarog wa gyoy bisag usa nato dinhi nga nasalagmaan sa pag-asa ug honor with a typhoon name.

Quote from: fdaray on January 10, 2013, 03:12:43 PM
Dili kaha masuko si Jesus nga gihimo man siya nga negro sa mga devotees, Black Nazarene.

The statue was made by an anonymous Mexican sculptor, and the image arrived in Manila via galleon from Acapulco, Mexico. Folk tradition attributes the dark colour of the statue to a fire on the ship that charred the originally white skin. (wikipedia)

Double act: Louise and Martine dance in matching dresses outside their Amsterdam home

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

di mahimo, vots.  anang panahona mahimo na gyong tinuod nga porno.  ma-ban unya ko dinhi...

happy now, chongks and hubs?

Turning tricks: Amsterdam prostitutes Louise and Martine Fokkens are the subjects of a new documentary that sees then discuss their 50-year careers in the city's Red Light District

more at http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205015/Meet-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdam-s-oldest-prostitutes-feature-new-film.html

don't be so sad, guys.  there is hope.  the following may pass muster:

Meet the Fokkens: Life with the twins who were Amsterdam's oldest prostitutes... and why one of them finally decided to retire

    *Louise and Martine Fokkens, both 70, began their careers in prostitution in their early 20s

    *Louise retired two years ago after arthritis made it difficult to 'do the sexual positions'

    *Martine relies on a flow of loyal regulars to keep her income steady

    *But behind their jolly smiles and cheery dispositions lies a lifetime of abuse, violence and exploitation