MikeLigalig.com

kung magbangi sila ingon ani... heheheh

Very nice song... i love the movie also

another day has gone.... multi-tasking gyud.. 2 hours nagdeactivate ug LRN (silip pod dokdok) another two hours for compiling forms (FORM 3, BEIS Form dalikyat pod dokdok) then nag encode ug masterlist of teachers for whole afternoon (dalikyat pod dokdok) hehehehhe karon, dalikyat ko pa head massage sa park..

Quote from: Votives on November 22, 2012, 04:56:57 PM
laway ang pinaka da best na lubricant neth.... wala pa gasto...

hahahahaha why are you telling me? si Odessa ang nagproblema... hahaha

Quote from: bugsay on November 22, 2012, 02:37:11 PM
grasa?...

oo kanang ingon ani... syaro dili siya maabot finish line ani.. hahahahaha

butangi ug lubricant para danlog hehehehe atotz..

what about the hobbits in THE SHIRE? hehehehehe

Third Eye Blind (3EB) - Never Let You Go

http://youtu.be/VfkIXduIvOg

at least rambol ra sa Pusong Bato... kani gyud nga "MY WAY" kay patay gyud.. heheheh

Quote from: islander on November 22, 2012, 11:50:46 AM
ka-cute gyod diay nimo, lolla.  you're like my niece, only she's much shorter than you are.  (she happens to be a great doctor now.)  grabe ko mosugsug ani niya while she was growing up.  ako ra man pod ang naogtas.  back then, she already knew how to parry cruel teases. 

so, way to go.  who cares about so-called current "standard" sizes?  kinsa man tawoy nagbuot ana, in the first place?

Ma'am Isles okay ra man sa ako kung kaila na gyud nako kay mada ra nako.. kana gyud nga dili pa mi close, manaway pa.. lami lagi gyud manginsulto niya gabie kung dili pa lang party akong gi adtuan.. laliman ka gi ingnan ko nga oh my g0sh, what happened to you? you're so fat! ewww... nakaingon ko sa akong friend, nga kung dili pa lang na nimo kaila, hagbay ra ko nanginsulto niya ba pero lisod na basin ma videohan pa ta.. yes she look skinny, kinda sexy but is she voluptuous? i don't think so.. hehehehe what irritates me was, she said that to me out loud, many heard of it and looked at me and I can't do something to retaliate but only replied her with a fake smile.

Quote from: Chongki on November 22, 2012, 11:32:39 AM
can't spot the difference

naa oi.. ang isa way bilbil, ang isa salbabida hehehehe

Quote from: Chongki on November 22, 2012, 11:45:46 AM
.... same lovely face

salamat Sir Chonks..

last night, somehow nairita na gyud ko ug taman aning mga tawong magsigeg pamantay aning akong lawas.. ug unsa gyud diay anang tambok gud? besides, dili man gyud ko super jumbo ug dili lang man ako ang nag iisang tambok dire sa kalibutan.. tambok ko pero at least with curves i choose to be this way, ug kanang pagkapayat dili nako maguol ana kay niagi ko ana..

This is me 15 years ago



and me at present




If they don't like the way I look right now, then, it's not my problem anymore..

Quote from: islander on November 21, 2012, 08:49:50 PM
pasalamat na lang daan, bai piks.  ingna pod daan si lolla nga dako ra nang sampol sa picture.

ayaw lang si Sir Piks, Ma'am Isles kay lisud na..

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 21, 2012, 05:21:21 PM
Kinsay imong regalohan, Ms. Lolla?

mao na akong problema ug kinsa pod...

"The payoff of having a little faith -- that someone in need could truly use your help; that a person you used to keep at arm's length could become a friend -- far outweighs the fear of feeling like a fool." -- Alina Tugend --

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on November 21, 2012, 05:04:13 PM
karon pa ko kakita ani. scandalous pants.

nangukay bitaw ko sa mga karaang thread dire sa TB.. hehehe daghan gyud ko'y wa makit-an..

nindot ni pangregalo karong Christmas

NORP ICONS 1





NORP ICONS 2

kaniadto ang dalaga, respetado kaayo.. karon ang dalaga, ingnon lang sa mga bata or tambay nga "Salad oh, init pa"

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on November 21, 2012, 04:23:05 PM
Walking is one of the best stress solutions.

korek.. sa akong experience, daghan ko ug makahimamat sa dalan, naa'y mga bata nga mokalit lang ug amen sa imo, naa'y mga tambay, naa'y magtsismax nga shokla.. mao ng sa may kwarta o wala, magbaklay gyud ko ^_^

until now magbaklay gihapon ko pauli balay gikan sa work (rain or shine)

kalingaw gyud ani nga thread... hain na kaha ning ubang tb members

I wonder, kumusta na kaha ang life ni Keko ^_^

mamuot ko magbasa ani nga thread hehehehe... but all of these were being replaced by these "SMARTPHONES"

budlay...laay...pahuway....sakit na akong mata aning lrn.. mangape sa ko..

Coldplay - Fix You

http://youtu.be/hbJuEFs7-kU

yeeepppp...

Photos courtesy of Thinkstock


all my cats were named after  Japanese Anime Characters

#5 Male Name - Smokey

Is there a cuter name for a gray cat than the classic Smokey? We didn't think so.

#5 Female Name - Sophie

Gone are the days when we named pets Spot and Fluffy. Now we give our furry babies names traditionally reserved for human babies, like Sophie. (Or even Sophia, if Sophie is just your pet's nickname.)

#4 Male Name - Tiger

This ferocious name may conjure images of a much larger animal than your tiny ball of fluff, but at least it stays true to its cat family roots!

#4 Female Name - Chloe

We're warning you now: If you name your cat Chloe, she may demand holiday gifts from her namesake, the luxurious .

#3 Male Name - Charlie

We'd like to think that this moniker owes its popularity to the hilarious YouTube video "," but it's impossible to say for sure!

#3 Female Name - Kitty

Just in case you forget which species of animal you share your home with, the name Kitty will be right there to remind you.

#2 Male Name - Oliver

Disney's 1988 animated film Oliver & Company stars a tiny orange kitten named (what else?) Oliver, who joins a gang of streetwise canines in New York City. Who knows if cat owners are still watching this movie. But if you aren't, we recommend it!

#2 Female Name - Lucy

This iconic human name - think Charlie Brown's Lucy and the much-loved I Love Lucy - has finally worked its way into the animal world.

#1 Male Name - Max

This name may be simple to spell and say, but it's perfect for your regal and adventurous kitten. And if your tiny cat is truly a wild thing, it accurately brings to mind the title character in Maurice Sendak's classic Where the Wild Things Are.

For Ma'am Isles ^_^ (for her undying and unconditional LOVE for animals

Naming your new cat is a difficult and important decision - after all, he'll have to live with that moniker for the rest of his life, and so will you. But naming a kitten can also be tons of fun! We culled our records and came up with the a current list of the 10 most popular cat names. It's no surprise that human names like Chloe and Charlie are trending right now, but we also found that old classics like Kitty and Tiger are still hanging in there.





#1 Female Name - Bella

It should come as no surprise that the number-one female cat name has Twilight mania to thank for its popularity. And it's not just animals who have been influenced by Bella Swan's lady vampire - Bella is also one of the top names for human baby girls. With the final Twilight installation in theaters now, we're sure many kittens will be sporting tags engraved with this name.

*sniff *sniff

Isang araw sa bansang Estados Unidos, abala si Lucas sa kaniyang mga dadalhing pasalubong sa pagbabalikbayan. Halos 25 taon na rin ang lumipas mula ng iwan niya ito sa edad na 16. Kasama niyang namumuhay sa Amerika ang kaniyang mga magulang at dalawang kapatid. Dito na sila nanirahan at isa na silang "American Citizen" sa ngayon. Nakapag-asawa na rin si Lucas sa Amerika. Isa ring Pilipina na si Maria Cristina. Biniyayaan sila ng isang anak na babae na nasa 12 taong gulang na ngayon.

"Bakit mo naman naisipan na magbalik bayan ha, Lucas?" usisa ng kanyang ina na si Mom Lailani

"Gusto ko lang pong maglibang sa aking sariling bansa"

"Iiwan mo kami rito e kaarawan mo sa araw ng Pasko alam mo ba yun?"

"Inay, unang nagpapasko ang Pinas, kinabukasan pagkatapos ng Noche Buena sa Pinas, babalik ako dito, icecelebrate pa rin natin ang kaarawan ko, siguro mga alas 11 ng gabi ng Dec 25 o a bente sais dito sa tate ang balik ko kaya hintayin niyo ko, itry ko talaga, masyado na akong busy next year baka di na ko makapagbalikbayan"

"Kelan ang alis mo rito?" "bukas , Dec 15, mga sampung araw ako roon, magsisimbang gabi ako, nay halos 25 taon akong di nakabalik ng bansa, kaya wag niyo na akong tutulan"

"Sino naman ako na tututol, ang mahalaga, masaya ang anak ko, ang problema kay Cristina, papayag ba siya?"

"Nag-usap na kami inay, pinayagan niya ako, gusto ngang sumama, kaso maraming trabaho at si Jasmin na anak namin walang magbabantay, alam niyo naman dito sa Tate, youth are wild kapag di nagabayan"

"Where are they nga pala anak?" "there, at the park nag-eenjoy sa snow, medyo makapal ngayon sa NY, kaya nageenjoy sila riding in ski"

"Di ka sumama?"

"Prepare all things muna Ma, mahirap bukas mag-ayos"

"Saan ka tutuloy sa bahay natin?" "yap tumawag na ako kay Cousin Jennifer, she prepares all things there for me, mag papa cater ako sa birthday ko doon, closing the street of Marigold he he he"

"May pupunta kaya e lahat me handa that time pasko e" tanong ng ina

"Mag-papalaro ako at mamimigay ng gift" tugon ng huli

"Ikaw ang may birthday tapos ikaw ang mamimigay?"

Ma, si Jesus ang may birthday, iyon ang mas mahalaga, kung me mag-greet sa akin magbibigay ako ng gift sa kaniya, sa unang babati lang ha"

"Bakit di mo ba ipapaalam na birthday mo anak?"

"Doon ako lumaki sa Marigold Ma, halos lahat ng neighbor natin alam na birthday ko kapag pasko, kaya lets see the results, na mimiss ko na rin mga long lost friend ko specially yung kababata kong si John Paul, saan na kaya siya ngayon"

"Sino yun yung taga slum area?"

"Yeah, siya yun pero mabait yun kahit mahirap lang he's one of my great friend, di ba siya nag Valedictorian noong primary ko, nakapag-aral kaya siya, kasi nong High School bigla siyang nawala at nawalan ako ng balita sa kaniya, lalo na ng dinemolish na ang slums"

"Di mo na makikita yun baka lumipat ng bahay, maybe nakapag-abroad na matalino e, maybe he's now a great engineer or something, I know magaling sa Math yun, di mo kaya e kaya third honorable mention ka lang anak"

"ha ha ha! oo nga Ma reminiscin ka ha, magaling nga siya sa Math, I miss him sana ma meet ko, pero kahit sina Kabron at Tope, ma-meet ko lang ang mga kalog kong friends e masaya na ako"

"Bon voyage anak, sana maging masaya ka sa kaarawan mo"

"Thanks Ma, (tsup! humalik sa noo)) bayaan niyo me pasalubong kayo sa akin na daing na pusit, don't forget to greet Jesus ha, siya ang may birthday second lang ako ha ha ha"

"Ikaw talagang bata ka, of course, sige anak maiwan na muna kita"

"Nice talking to you Ma" "okey, see you at the dinner anak"

Nakarating ng Pinas si Lucas, nagsimbang gabi ito. Pinuntahan niya ang mga dating kaibigan.

"Gwapo mo at mataba pare, sarap talaga mamuhay sa Tate ano?" wika ni Kabron na kababata ni Lucas

"Di naman, hiyang lang, oo nga pala si Tope ba san na ngayon?" "patay na siya pare, nasagasaan tatlong taon na ang nakararaan, lasing kasi ng tumawid sa daan, laging naglalasing kasi mula ng mamatay ang anak niyang 8 taon sa dengue"

"Dengue? "oo iyong sa lamok galing, nakamamatay iyon"

"I heard that in US, mostly sa tropical part of the world, mosquito na lumalabas tuwing 5am to 6am at ganun din sa gabi ,kaya dagdag ingat kayo of course pati ako, ay naku buhay talaga , hmmm, saan ka man naroron Tope, kumusta na lang, oo nga pala sa Dec 24 ng alas 3PM, maghahanda ako sa bahay, pupuntahan ko si Chairman para sa permit"

"Permit saan?" "ipasasara ko ang Marigold Street, maghahanda ako, magpapalaro may mga papremyo, kahit bata matanda pwede pumunta, mag rerent ako ng comedian, clown o magician"

"Wow galing naman, sige tutulungan kita diyan"

"Of course kaya nga pinuntahan kita e, how much ba?"

"Ikaw naman, di naman ako nagpapabayad"

"Joke lang Kabron he he he, oo nga pala wala ka bang balita kay John Paul?"

"Wala pare alam ko pina demolish ang iskwateran e, mula noon di ko na nakita"

"Ganon ba, sayang, di bale sige pare tulungan mo ako ha?"

"Yes yes yes!" sagot ni Kabron

Dumating ang takdang araw, maraming bisita si Lucas, masayang masaya siya, nagdatingan din ang mga kamag-anakan niya sa Pampanga. Maraming bata ang nabiyayaan ng regalong inihanda niya. Masaya ang lahat sa mga programa at palaro. Masasarap na pagkain din ang kaniyang inihanda.

"Pare laki ng ginastos mo mga magkano lahat ito?" tanong ni Kabron "umabot ng 150,000 pero masaya ako wala sa akin ang pera basta masaya ang pagbabalikbayan ko"

"Tutal malaki naman ang kita mo sa Tate bilang Engineer, abot ka siguro ng 300,000 a month sa piso" "di naman, tama lang pampamilya"

"Oo nga pala salamat sa regalo mong Adidas Rubber shoes, ang ganda"

"Welcome pare, pasensiya ka na yan lang nakayanan ko" "sus ikaw naman ganda nga e"

Isa-isang nang umaalis at nagpaalam ang mga bisita ni Lucas. Hahabulin kasi ng mga ito ang Noche Buena sa kani-kanilang bahay. Maraming di masyadong uminom ng alak at kumain. Ipinabalot niya ang mga pagkain sa iba at ipinamigay. Naging abala ang lahat. Walang nakaalala ng kaniyang kaarawan. Tanging pasko lang ang tanging nasa isip ng lahat, wala rin siyang narinig na pagbati kay Hesus. Maging si Kabron ay di naalala ang karawan ni Lucas.

"Kabron, pwede ka nang umuwi naghihintay na pamilya mo parating na ang Pasko" wika ni Lucas

"Sige pare, salamat, bukas bago ka bumiyahe pabalik puntahan kita rito ha?"

"Sige pare hintayin kita" Nag-uwian na ang lahat ng makita niya ang isang magbabalot na kanina pa nakatingin sa kaniya.

"Pare, nagtitinda ka pa rin e pasko na, halika kumain ka muna" wika ni Lucas

"Salamat po, kailangan po kasing magtrabaho me sakit ang nanay ko, matanda na po kasi e"

Gutom na gutom na kumain ang magbabalot.

"Magkano ba lahat iyan at papakyawin ku na" tanong ni Lucas "60 po lahat ng itlog, 4 po ang puhunan ko sa isa, ibebenta ko po ito ng sampu isa para may sais akong tubo, bale 600 po lahat ng itlog, tubo lang po ako ng 360, ibawas pa po ang patrabaho sa paglalaga na 40, malinis na 320 lang ang kita pag nabili lahat"

"Whew! nalito ako roon ha, galing mo sa kwentahan pero ,sold! eto 2 libo, pamasko ko na iyan sa iyo, bili mo ng gamot ang nanay mo ha?"

"Naku maraming salamat po sir salamat po" "okey lang iyon Pasko naman e, siyanga pala ano pangalan mo?"

"John Paul Mangahas sir"

"Jo..John Paul!" gulat na nasambit ni Lucas

"Yes sir, kilala ko nga kayo, kayo po si Lucas Madrigal kaklase ko po kayo sa San Andres Elem. School, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR"

"Ha! alam mo birthday ko, ha ha ha ikaw nga si John Paul, what happen to you?"

"Mahirap lang kami sir, after high school di na ako nag college, tinulungan ko na lang nanay ko sa pagtitinda, namatay na rin tatay ko ten years na, medyo ganito lang po talaga ang buhay ko, but tanggap ko po ito"

"Don't ever ever call me sir John (niyakap niya ito) ikaw lang ang bumati sa akin ng happy birthday, you know may gift ako sa unang babati sa akin, and that is I will bring him or her to USA to work with me, any work na pwede niyang gawin, I'll prepare all the things sa documents, kahit mahirap kunin ito aayusin ko at gagastusan, ikaw pala iyon Paul"

"Salamat po pero ang nanay ko diko maiiwan, me sakit po siya e"

" Teka nga muna wag mo akong ipo o opo ha, we are the same human sige, I double the price, tell your mom kasama siya ipagagamot ko siya roon, my wife is a doctor there, deal?"

Umiyak si John, tumulo ang kaniyang mga luha at dumaloy hanggang sa leeg, may halong kasiyahan ang kaniyang mga mata, yumakap ito kay Lucas.

"Happy Birthday Lucas, salamat, wala naman kaming mga dokumento para makapunta doon"

"Ako ang dokumento mo John Paul , ops siya nga pala sino ang may Birthday ngayon?"

"Ay si Jesus din pala, Merry Christmas, and happy birthday pala kay Jesus para ka pa ring elementary Lucas"

"Good at don't ever ever forget na ang pasko ay kaarawan ni Jesus, pangalawa lang ako ha ha ha, tara at pumunta tayo sa inyo, doon ako magpapasko, dali at 30 minuto na lang pasko na"

"a..a kakahiya Lucas sa ilalim lang kami ng tulay nakatira"

"E di sa ilalim tayo ng tulay mag noche buena, ha ha ha!, Jenny ikaw muna bahala sa bahay aalis lang kami ng kaibigan ko! wika ni Lucas

"Sige kuya ako na bahala" sagot ni Jennifer na kaniyang pinsan.

Umalis ang dalawa, naglakad lang ang mga ito,nakaakbay pa si Lucas kay John Paul habang bitbit ang basket ng balot. Tuwang-tuwa ang mga ito. Ito na ang huling pasko ng pamilya ni John Paul sa Pilipinas at sa Amerika na sila maninirahan ilang buwan simula sa maningning na araw na iyon.


~~ END ~~

December 8-10 it's a date for me with my friends... excited for backpack outing weeeeeeeeee tama tama gyud mahuman ning akong kalbaryo sa LRN...

I had deactivated 100+ for two hours and 7,000+ to go.... waaaaa pwede mohilak kol?!?!.. Nov. 29 na ang  deadline...ang sipyat aning Central Office dire na nuon mahansak sa Division Office...

Gf: Babe, kita tayo. San ka?

Bf: Teka tapusin ko lang shot
namin..

Gf: Nag-iinom ka nanaman?

Bf: Saglit lang to matatapos na..

(Dumating ang ibang barkada, Napasarap ang inuman)

Bf: (Tiningnan ang cp, puro text at missed calls, inoff nalang cp, kunwari lowbat)

(11 pm ng natapos ang inuman)

Pagdating sa bahay lumapit ang kuya nya at sinabing..

"Tol, may tumawag dito! Muntik na daw ma Gang Rape ang GF mo, kaso lumaban kaya binaril sa ulo!"

Di nakayanan sa narinig, nanghina at napaupo.. Binuksan ang cp at binasa mga text ng GF nya..

"Babe, San ka na?"

"Bakit nakapatay phone mo?"

"Babe, natatakot na ko. May sumusunod sakin mga lalaki."

Napaiyak sa huling text...

"Babe, Happy Anniversary. I love you."

‎"The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny." -- Albert Ellis --

deactivated LRN of 300+ students (one by one) just this day..ugma another batch na pod.... weeee hanap ug doble na pod akong panan-aw....

"If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old." -- James A. Garfield --

ngayong panahon ng ulan, putomaya at sikwate kailangan



Salamat sa food Ma'am Chit

Quote from: bugsay on November 20, 2012, 01:34:07 PM
maajo ni kay masugo papaliton ug mantika...

or dili kaha ginamos

Teacher: If you give P100 to your friend but he only needs P50, how much will he return to you?

Student: Nothing !!

Teacher: You don’t know Math!!

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Student: Ma’am, you don’t know my friends!


weh..

McAfee’s bizarre world began to unravel in May, when police raided his home and arrested him on suspicion of manufacturing crystal meth and possession of an unlicensed weapon. McAfee protested his innocence to anyone who would listen.

“It began, innocently enough, with my refusal to donate to the local political boss of the district where I lived in Orange Walk and I have given at least $2million in gifts to the police departments,” he said, casting further doubt on his 2009 claim he had only $4m left, which he later admitted was “not very accurate at all”.

“Basically what I developed is a topical antiseptic. That's what they claimed was my meth lab,” he told Gizmodo.

This week it was alleged that McAfee has nevertheless been a regular contributor to a drug makers’ forum under the name “stuffmonger”. The poster explained how he had been trying to purify a "super perv powder" called MDPV and had been testing the results on himself.

“I think it's the finest drug ever conceived, not just for the indescribable hypersexuality, but also for the smooth euphoria and mild comedown,” he said.

Jeff Wise, who has known McAfee for several years and interviewed him many times, speculated his adventures in psychoactive chemistry may account for McAfee’s most bizarre recent behaviour. Detectives want to question him over the murder of his neighbour, fellow American ex-pat Gregory Faull, but he has gone into hiding, while again protesting innocence in the media.

“Certainly he was not my favourite person and I was not his,” McAfee said in an interview from an unknown location in Belize, where he is holed up with a 17-year-old girlfriend.
"He was a heavy drinker and an annoyance. But the world is full of annoyances; if we killed all of our annoyances, there would be nobody left.”

McAfee blamed the police for Mr Faull’s murder, and said he feared that he would be killed too.

He wrote yoga books and dated a teenage girl, but before long moved on to a plush ranch in New Mexico, to develop and market a new extreme sport called aerotrekking. It involved flying a microlight dangerously low over the desert. McAfee’s devotion to the sport, he told a journalist, extended to convincing an entire small town in Arizona, whose residents didn’t like the noise of the aerotrekkers, that they were about to be engulfed by a national paintball convention.

The ruse was designed to distract the locals. To further convince them that he and his entourage of “Sky Gypsies” (who are remembered in one of McAfee’s many tattoos) could be worse, McAfee also invented a national organisation of lesbian bikers, and announced they would hold their convention in the town.

Jeff Wise, the journalist he told this story to noted, however, that McAfee “is a notorious trickster, who's no stranger to sock puppetry”.

After a novice aerotrekker died in a crash in 2006, McAfee’s remaining fortune was threatened by a multimillion-dollar wrongful death lawsuit, which it has been suggested contributed to his decision to move to Belize in 2009. In a New York Times article about the travails of the super-rich during the financial crisis, he claimed he had been impoverished by bad property deals and the collapse of Lehman Brothers and had just $4m left.

His adventures in Belize have shed an altogether darker tone on the image of the knockabout playboy he had sought to portray. He claimed to be developing revolutionary antibiotics, yet boasted of dealings with local gang lords and stockpiled unlicensed firearms. Jeff Wise was contacted by a resident of McAfee’s Belize compound who claimed “he kept trying to set me up with these weird friends that were into polyamory and crazy kinky stuff”.

Describing his set-up in an online diary called "Darkness Falls", published this week, McAfee explained: “Two of the women have committed relationships with men who also live with me. The two women are both my ex-lovers and one of the two still sleeps with me so I count her as a half. The men are both musicians, by pure accident, not by design. The other five women share my bed on a regular basis.”

In 1992 a virus called Michelangelo emerged and began to make headlines. McAfee told journalists that when activated, on 6 March, it could cripple up to five million machines, spreading worry in IT departments. In an incident that foreshadowed the “Millennium Bug” panic, the date passed without Michelangelo causing major problems, and although McAfee’s firm made record profits that year, his reputation was trashed.

Once the firm went public in 1994, McAfee was shown the door and a cheque for up to $100m. Determined to leave the Silicon Valley rat race behind, he dabbled in other successful businesses, but also bought a 400 acre plot in Colorado and turned it into a yoga retreat.

Such new age pursuits were not new to McAfee, who like Steve Jobs and many northern Californians, had followed the hippy trail through India and Nepal. The anti-virus inventor also had pagans beat drums on company property and nurtured a corporate culture in which employees allegedly competed to have sex in his office, however.

“You would think that this guy was amazingly generous and kind, but he was getting something out of it. He was interested in being the center of attention,” a former student at the yoga retreat told Gizmodo.

“He was surrounded by people around him who didn't have any money and were depending on him, and he could control them.”

John McAfee, the founder of the McAfee computer security firm, is in hiding in Belize. Christopher Williams examines his colourful life.


By Christopher Williams, Technology Correspondent
3:48PM GMT 15 Nov 2012

He’s the opposite of the common stereotype of the boring computer nerd. John McAfee, wanted for questioning over a murder and in hiding in Belize, has spent almost two decades living a life of alleged heavy drug abuse, sexual experimentation, deadly extreme sports and media manipulation.

It was as a software designer at the arms giant Lockheed in the 1980s that the 67-year-old, English-born American set out on the path to infamy and fortune.

Computer viruses were beginning to emerge and spread, and his machine contracted an infection dubbed Pakistani Brain, which slowed down floppy drives and made seven precious kilobytes of memory unavailable. McAfee resolved the problem himself, but hit upon the idea of creating software that could detect malicious software and remove it automatically.

“It was an accident, like anything else in life,” he later said of his invention.

By the end of the decade, his company had spawned an anti-virus industry that is now worth several billion dollars annually. McAfee himself was rich and famous within the computer industry, but his gift for self promotion would soon see him toppled from the company he founded.

The best performer of the night...

PSY (With Special Guest MC Hammer) - Gangnam Style (Live 2012 American Music Awards)

http://youtu.be/Onkl2gKrHPA

hay ulan, tugnaw, labad na pod ulo...lami magkulong sa kwarto.. matulog or magbasa'g libro.. gusto ko mobasa ug "A Breath of Snow and Ashes" by Diana Gabaldon...

way labot si Bill Clinton ani?

Quote from: islander on November 20, 2012, 09:41:41 AM
seven ra lagi.  ambot asa ang remaining 3.

hulat lang ta nila bugsay, hubagbohol ug pikoy... heheehh jowk

R.E.M - Everybody Hurts

http://youtu.be/ijZRCIrTgQc

okay ang Windows 8 kung touchscreen imong monitor heheheh

Quote from: Votives on November 20, 2012, 08:50:51 AM
we already appreciate u neth.. u we're amazing just the way u are...

Salamat kaayo Engr ^__^

May pa sa twitter na lang sila maggyera kaysa iyahay ug airstrike daghang bata madamay, nangamatay looy kaayo..

This was featured in the news yesterday, wow, nindot gyud siya pero $350 dollars hahaha kamahal. Nindot ni sa mga two players, dili kaayo ni recommended sa single player.

Quote from: Pikoy on November 19, 2012, 04:09:39 PM

makalimot sa unsa? Lolla?

sa akong happiness..i don't need to be someone else para ma appreciate nila kung unsa ko, kung unsa akong hitsura, kung unsa akong postura.. at least, I know kung unsa pod sila and I know also kung kinsa gyud akong friends.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on November 19, 2012, 03:21:32 PM
Ha? daghan diay nangabuntis na karon? Tungod ni aning text text dali ra magsabot ug asa magtagbo heheheh

Daghan gyud Raqs..kada submit sa mga planning officer dire sa amo sa ilang monthly enrollment report, na notice namo daghan nga nagdrop mga babae, pag ask nako sa P.O., mao na'y reasons, nangabuntis ug naminyo sayo.. maulaw na pod sila mobalik ug school sa ilang kahimtang..

Quote from: Pikoy on November 19, 2012, 03:25:14 PM

pwed man pod bahalag tambok basta maestra si Lolla palooza..heheh..

racist... maayo manang tambok kay bouncy keu.. kaysa sa payat nga matusok kas bukog...  I'M IN SHAPE.... ROUND IS SHAPE...

sa kadaghan ug problema usahay makalimot ko

Verve Pipe - Freshmen

http://youtu.be/1umEXpGHc0E

Quote from: Pikoy on November 19, 2012, 02:29:46 PM
weee..istoryaheeeee...la..

weeee estoy pod Engr...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 19, 2012, 02:24:52 PM
mau diay na la? agoy! nyag mag away kay palayason man pod ug buybyun dayon nyag mulayas si mister kay papaulion kay way makagalam sa mga bata, makadung_ag, laba, ug gam sa hayopan etc....nya wana poy mo ehem mingawn pod baya si teacher misis.hehe.     ang kang bai motives kay bahalag guapa basta nurse payts na..

aw kung hisgutan na gani ng bahin sa minyo minyo, dili kaayo ko ka relate ana hahahahahaha

Jars of Clay - Famous Last Words

http://youtu.be/zFZcaqmmqvs

Quote from: Pikoy on November 19, 2012, 01:25:27 PM
dependi sa pagpuyo kung makatambok ba.. bisag naay asawa unya lisod ang pagpuyo d gyud mutambok oi., naay tambok daan nya ig kaminyo na kay maniwang man, nya naa poy niwang nga nitambok kay nka asawag maistra belin lang sa balay way lain bisyo kung d shy..hahah.. daghan ni sa amua mga maestra naminyo ug nagdrive ug habal2x hayahay pas pulis kuno agoy...

mao lagi motto sa mga tambay.. bahala dili gwapa basta maestra.. "Be proud you are a teacher, the FUTURE of your HUSBAND depends on you"

alarming na kaayo ang dropout rates sa mga students karon.. daghan nagdrop kay kasagaran buntis, nangaminyo ug sayo..

Baby Akira's Birthday Party (aguuuy kalimot ko ug hiyak.. busog keu ko)


Yoj, Grace, Jenn, Maridel, Baby Akira, Sherilove and Patz

Quote from: Votives on November 19, 2012, 01:42:21 PM
bai pikoy gipadungog dungog ka ni jenneth...

toink... lahi ra pod..

Quote from: Votives on November 19, 2012, 01:36:59 PM
halap... kasakit itaud anah oi...

aw hahaha balo lang.. wa man ko ka testing pod.. pangutana ug expert ana.. i wonder kinsa pod..

Quote from: Votives on November 19, 2012, 01:33:39 PM
hongkera.. nagamit na bai piks oi...

bolitas na lang heheheheh

woke up at 3:00 AM kay naglinog...and then went back to sleep after nakiramdam hehehe

Quote from: Pikoy on November 19, 2012, 01:11:13 PM
lamoroka gyud oi..hehe

ang nawong?

Lunch with friends



Patz, Jenn, baby Akira and Grace

Good evening diha sa imo Bran..


Sugod na pod ug nosebleed nga work sa LIS

Quote from: Pikoy on November 18, 2012, 09:57:51 PM
haha liwat diay ka nako..akong gisungog ang banggali nga tig templa ug cape dre ganina mamunal ug mhap..ug di manghapak ug galon sa mineral water nga way sud...haha..

nabun-og nako dire sumbag sa bata.. hahah sakit na akong tiyan ug kinatawa nila...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 18, 2012, 09:52:14 PM
basin ikaw ang giaaway sa bata lolla..haha

hehehe nanungog ra ko nila..

Quote from: Pikoy on November 18, 2012, 09:27:27 PM
ewwww
ewww..hahaha..pawa sa kalaay?..hehe..tan aw nalang ko deri ug UFC..

games lang gani ko sa fb...

Quote from: Pikoy on November 18, 2012, 09:13:23 PM
yeahhh.. ganina pajud la..

hahaha duha na ta... nangaway na lang gani ko dire ug bata..

nangaway ug bata hehehe

Quote from: Pikoy on November 18, 2012, 08:46:09 PM
wasese..wee..

hmmm bored?