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walay makabo kay patak2x raman!

tingkoy is batok!

young, beautiful and stubborn!

unsa may kab-on ba

maayo if dili paurong ang pagtanda!

ok lang sad manghambog basta naay ikabuga!

kana Syphilis, penicillin ray katapat ana! kana sobra masturbation leads to a very low sperm count!

if ma develop na sa america ang mga oil fields sa sudan and nigeria, sure they will f*** saudi! hapit na mahurot ang oil reserves sa saudi kay gihuthutan sa US.

ipa apil nalang sad riyadh ug nuke pero mouli una ko! heheheheheh!

permi cguro na usap ug bojo!

di man gani nila madakpan si bin laden!

mosaka na sad ang value sa dollar!

Erap seyz...

Walang tutulong sa Pilipino kundi ang kapwa Pilipino! hahahahahah!

Quote from: Melrose on August 31, 2007, 10:55:24 AM
kini lang akong masulti: dili sa tanang panahon ug higayon nga ang kadugo ug ka-apilyedo pareho og utok, talento, abilidad, ug kasingkasing. mo-pili ta sa tao tungod sa iyang nabuhat ug pwedeng mabuhat.

exempted ang mga tirol ana! all tirols have a brilliant mind! hehehehehe

Quote from: ..yadz.. on August 31, 2007, 12:57:10 PM
hahaha.... you should not undress if you live in glass houses or else mg fiesta ang mga silingan...

ok lang na mag undress uy! dili bitaw imong pus-on magsakit!

silay mag hunting nako dili kay ako mag hunting nila! hahahahahahah!

di man sad ka mamati!

naa pa sa GMA!

maayo ana maam apil ka sa eyeball sa tubag-bohol next year aron makatilaw mi sa imong papaitan ug paklay nya atong paresan sa tuba ni julai! inig kahubog na, magpaluto ta ug bas-uy kinamunggayan ni swake!

nah! basig mahurot unya akong 10kilos na tinaguang iningles! hahahahahah!

kana papaitan usa na sa mga tagalog dishes consisting internal organs (respiratory and digestive organs) of an animal (kanding or baka) apil na ang lubot then sagulan sad ug partially digested food sometimes tae na wala pa nakagawas isagol para pait2x ang sabaw.

ang remedy sa sweaty and smelly feet, ihumol raman na sa dagat or salt water for at least 30minutes a day until mawala na gyud.

nindot diay na tudlo-an ug tae kwon do para sparring mi! hehehehehehe!

nakaka-on na ba kag papaitan onic?

bisag asa pwede na pero da best si andrea for me! eheheheheheh!

anad cguro na siya ug kaon ug papaitan!

di na matabang!

dia pa jud!

eeeewwwwwww!

dili man lang kay sa egypt lang kundi pati halos sa middle eastern countries. amoa gani company doctor kay veterinarian man gani! heheheheheh!

how bout anal?

any josh groban songs will do...

i'd rather kill a bitch! hehehehehehehe! lami kalderetahon!

naa lagi daghan gwapa pero di man ato! heheheheheh!

para kang gervistil na uy!

ka swerte sa iro uy! sa amo kay kalderetahon raman na iro if wala nay amo!

Gay Marriages 400 Years Ago in Europe! - A lighter "Dark Age"
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia



Homosexuality was a frequent reality for the ancient Greeks and Romans, who left many writings, paintings, mosaics representing homosexual men and lesbian women. The very term "homosexual" comes from Ancient Greek, meaning "same sex" and "lesbian" comes from the island of Lesbos (Greece) where Moon Goddess' priestesses practiced lesbianism.

In ancient Sparta, homosexuality was seen as a virtue. Many religions are tolerant to homosexuality; Christianity has been always seen as highly intolerant to this. And this shaped the attitude of the European and Western civilization towards this phenomenon.

Still, a new investigation shows that civil unions between male couples existed six centuries ago in medieval Europe. Moreover, gay marriages were not taboo in a "Dark Age" Europe. "Historical evidence, including legal documents and gravesites, can be interpreted as supporting the prevalence of homosexual relationships hundreds of years ago," said Allan Tulchin of Shippensburg University in Pennsylvania. "Western family structures have been much more varied than many people today seem to realize. And Western legal systems have in the past made provisions for a variety of household structures." signals Tulchin.

Legal contracts in France in the 14th century referred to the same sex marriages as "affrèrement" ("frère" is French for brother). "Similar contracts existed elsewhere in Mediterranean Europe. In the contract, the "brothers" pledged to live together sharing "un pain, un vin, et une bourse," (in French "one bread, one wine and one purse"). The "one purse" referred to the idea that all of the couple's goods became joint property. Like marriage contracts, the "brotherments" had to be sworn before a notary and witnesses," explained Tulchin.

"The same type of legal contract of the time also could provide the foundation for a variety of non-nuclear households, including arrangements in which two or more biological brothers inherited the family home from their parents and would continue to live together".

But non-related males also made "affrèrement" contracts that could formalize homosexual relationships. "I suspect that some of these relationships were sexual, while others may not have been. It is impossible to prove either way and probably also somewhat irrelevant to understanding their way of thinking. They loved each other, and the community accepted that.", Tulchin said.

mga bado raman na mag kurong2x uy!

Silent Wives - Four Times More Likely to Die! - Especially of a heart condition
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia



This is just what we needed: now they even have a scientific excuse for destroying our brains. Little by little.

Women not trying to express verbally during marital discussions seem to present a four times higher risk of dying, because this
can make them more vulnerable to depression and irritable bowel syndrome, as found by a new research.

"We don't really know why women self-silence. It may be some type of protection mechanism. Experts believe such "self- silencing" during conflict may have provided an evolutionary survival advantage long ago, but not now. Over a ten-year period, women who self-silenced were four times more likely to die than women who expressed themselves freely during marital arguments," said lead researcher Dr Elaine Eaker.

"Girls learn more 'relational forms' of aggression. Girls tell other girls, 'I won't play with you if you play with her. Boys on the other hand are taught to express their anger openly. As a result, some women are afraid of the consequences of showing anger during quarrels with their husbands. For some women, it's because of the threat of physical violence, but for others, there is a fear that if they speak up, their husbands will leave and their financial security will go out the door with them. So anger builds up and, like stress, it can damage the heart," said psychologist Dana Jack from the Fairhaven College of Interdisciplinary Studies at Western Washington University.

This is the first research connecting behavior, heart disease and mortality inside marriage. The research was made on 3,682 men and women, the majority aged 40 to 60 at the beginning of the 10-year study.

Also, the reverse was valid: men whose wives returned home from work stressed about their jobs were 2.7 times more vulnerable to heart disease than those whose wives had a less stressful job. It appears that a wife's work-related problems are a factor that increases their husband’s stress because he cannot "protect" her.

The study also confirmed that solitary men were two times more likely to die, compared to married men.

Mrs Wyble...why dont you try the "Iglesia ni Cristo"?

kana gyud chapter na surrah al maryam sa quran kay gi dedicate ra gyud na kay virgin mary

sa bukid sa riyadh!

wa man tawon na kamunggay sa disyerto uy!

Quote from: GEC348 on August 31, 2007, 02:14:28 AM
Di ra nimo mahibal-an, Wyble, ma hero ra pud ka. Ako, I registered on June 1 2007. In less than 2 months ko na hero kay pa relax-relax man ko.

Pero sila si yadz, lumine, ginger, buenavista, queen, et al., less than 1 month ra na sila.

Ang kinagrabehan mao si M. Ban-alam (Ghost iya nick sa una), kay murag less than one week na hero. Duda ko wala matulog og unom ka gabii... walay ibot-ibot sa computer... ang iyang mga tudlo puthaw kay wala jud mapudpud... ang mga mata kahibulungan kay wala jud mangatagak sa walay kinatugay.

almost 5 days lang cguro Mr. GEC hero na ko... cge lang ko kabitin kog inom ato na time mao wala ko nakatulog nagsige lang kog post bisag unsa!

Ako 2 days ko naka absent kay nahubog!

ok lang na daghan anak uy! wat if mahimo diay na nurses or engineers unya maka abroad diay na tanan! dapat proper education lang!

Dr. Panadol lagi pud!

Oh mary conceive without sin!

one more thing...basig laing INC imong ma search! INC stands for "Iglesia ni Cristo"! founded by Felix Y. Manalo on 1914.

grabeh! isa isa lang pre!

1. yup, tinood na no read no right si prophet muhammad(SWA) until the first revelation of quran by angel jibreel in his early 40's.
2. the quran did not came out from his mouth but thru the reveletion of angel jibreel as ordered by ALLAH (SWA).
3. Islam parehas sad na sa mga christian na daghan kaayo ug denominations...cge sad na sila ug debate until now pero ang the majority group is the sunnis followed by shi'ites.
4. the original quran is the one that revealed by angel jibreel to muhammad and is being used by the sunnis. after the deat of muhammad, daghan nigawas mga grupo sa mga muslim naghimo ug kaugalingon nilang quran. parehas sad na sa bible ang quran na naa sad lain laing versions.
5. dire saudi bawal man mag debate about religion. dakpon ka sa pulis.

Maghimo nalang unta na sila ug robot na doctor! sayang ilang pagka expert sa robotics! hehehehehe!

ambot nila uy! ako raman tingali dire ang ni angkon na poor ko!

the pirate's reasons are all about money! ako ani mga collections dire kay courtesy of the maranaos man gani! hehehehe! up to date kaayo na mga maranao vendors!

The INCs do not believe the doctrine that Jesus is the son of God neither the existence of the holy trinity yet they accept jesus christ as their saviour and redeemer. Therefore by logic, they can be called as christian!

You should research more about the INCs oni! Its a very interesting religion!

Quote from: galen on August 30, 2007, 10:24:23 PM
depende, company-issue laptop with aDSL connection will do...

kun ingana na issue, dapat big timer kana...unya dili ka makapalit ug orig na dvd's? murag ulaw sad! heheheheheheh!

walay labot ng masturbation sa virginity!

yup! pati lalaki gani naa sad g-spot!

gamay utin pero tasa ug dila!

kuti kaayo ng mga walay tuli! kada adlaw mang hiniktik!

Labi na gyud ug dili matubilan!

Kamao sad ka magkubot ug bata leo?

PINOY DIKSIYONARYO 


  Nararapat lamang na maglaan tayo ng ilang saglit upang muling sariwain ang mga  Salitang ipinamana sa atin ng ating mga Ninuno ! BAKA MALIMUTAN NINYO ANG SARILING WIKA.



Abuloy --- bayad sa nahigop na kape at nanguyang biskwit sa nilamayang sakla.
Akala ---- alam na alam daw.

Aginaldo -- inaasahan na makukuha sa araw ng Pasko na mas okay sana kung pera na lang.
Ama ----- pamilyadong gustong maging binata.   

Bakasyon - sandaliang pahinga sa trabahong hingal lang ang pahinga.
Bakit ---- tanong na laging mahirap masagot.
Bakya --- tsinelas na may takong. 

Baga ---- lutuan ng mga hindi makabili ng microwave.
Bagoong -- masarap na ulam ng mga walang maiulam.
Baldado -- hindi mamamatay-matay na mukhang hindi na mabubuhay.   
Bale ---- suweldong inutang.   
Binata --- lalaking gustong maging ama.   

Biyenan -- anay ng tahanan.   
Kaaway -- ikli ng 'kaibigan na inayawan.' 
Kababata- dating gelpren na may ibang boypren.   
Kabag --- dighay at utot na naghalo sa tiyan.   
Kabayo ---hayop na sinasakyan ng kalesa. 
Kabit ---- asawang nakatira sa iba 
Kalbo ---- gupit ng buhok na korteng itlog.   
Dalaga ----babaeng gustong maging ina. 
Dalaginding -dalagang hindi pa nagsusuot ng bra.   
Dighay ----utot na lumabas sa bunganga.   
Dilim ----- liwanag na maitim. 
Ginang --- asawa ni ginoo na mukha nang tsimay.   
Ginoo ---- asawa ni ginang na may asawang iba.   
Gipit ---- kalagayan ng tao na suki na ng sanglaan.
Ha ----- sagot ng nagbibingi-bingihan .   
Halakhak -tawang bukang-buka ang ngala-ngala.   
Handaan - magdamagan na palakihan ng tiyan.   
Handog -- bigay na laging may kapalit.   
Hipo ---- haplos na may malisya. 
Hudas --- tapat na manloloko. 
Ibon ---- hayop na lumalangoy sa hangin.   

Imposible -pagtaas ng unano.   
Ina ----- pamilyadang gustong maging dalaga.   
Insulto -- walang hiyang biro.
Isda ---- hayop na hindi nalulunod.   
Itlog ---- pagkaing amoy utot.   
Ita ----- negrong Pinoy.   
La ------ ikli ng 'lalalalala' sa kinakantang hindi maalala. 
Lalawigan- syudad ng kahirapan.
Langaw -- kulisap na bangung-bango sa amoy ng basura. 
Ma ----- tawag sa gelpren na mukhang nanay na.
Malusog -- hitsura ng tumatabang balat.
Mama ---  tawag sa sosyal na ina.
Mano ---- kaugaliang Pinoy na nakapupudpod ng noo . . . at bulsa.
Mantika -- katas ng piniritong taba.
Mayabang- abusadong tanga.
Maybahay- dominanteng utusan sa bahay.
Nanay --- Ilaw ng tahanan
Nakaw --- hiram ng walang paalam
Naku ---- ikli ng 'nanay ko, nanay na ako.' 

Nitso --- bahay ng mga patay.   

Nobya --- gelpren na laking probinsya.   

Ngalngal -  iyak ng walang ipen.
Ngisi ---- tawang tulo-laway.
Ngiti ---- tawang labas ipen. 
Paa ----- bahagi ng katawan na amoy tuta.
Paaralan - dito itinuturo kung ano, alin o sino ang mapipiling bobo.
Panata --  dasal na nakatataba ng tuhod.

Regla ---- masungit na panahon ng pagkababae.
Sabon ---  mabangong bagay na ipinapahid sa mabahong katawan.
Sakristan - utusan ng pari.
Sampal --- haplos na nakatitigas ng mukha.
Ta ------ ikli ng 'tita' o lalaking may bra. 
Tamad --- taong hindi napapagod sa pahinga.
Tatay --- haligi ng tahanan
Utot----- Dighay na lumabas sa puwit
Ulol ----- sobrang matalino
Wala ---- salitang tagalog na minana ng mga ingles.
Yaya ---- alaga ng ama ng inaalagaang bata.



  THE FOLLOWING - MOST OF YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN / READ BEFORE :

Funny stuff only found in the good old Philippines . .

* nakasulat sa pader :
" MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL ? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO ! "

* along a Highway in Pampanga :
" WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE "

* in a Baguio Grocery :
" FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE "

* in Cubao :
" NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY "

* on a Parking Lot :
" TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED "

* along Luneta Boulevard :
" BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD "

* on Jeepney and Bus S igns :
" BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF "

* on a Flower S hop in Rizal Avenue :
" WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS "

* on a Delivery Truck :
" NOT FOR HERE "

* on window of a Restaurant in Baguio :
" WANTED: BOY WAITRESS "

* A Grafitti inside the cubicle of a Ladies' C.R. in a University :
" PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN. "

* At a Men's Comfort R oom, above a urinal :
" HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN "

* at a Construction  Site in Mandaluyong :
" BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG "

* somewhere along San Andres :
" NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS "

* Vacant Lot near M akati Ave. :
"DON'T PARKING"

* at an Eatery in Cebu :
" WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL ! "

and this is the best of them all ! ! !

* on a Building somewhere in the Philippines . . .
" NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"

Kung mayaman ka, meron kang "allergy"
Kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay "galis" o "bakokang"

Sa mayaman, "nervous breakdown" dahil sa "tension and stress"
Sa mahirap, "sira ang ulo"

Kung mayaman ka, "pneumonia" daw ang sakit mo
Kung mahirap, "TB" yon

Sa mayaman, "hyperacidity"
Kapag mahirap, "ulcer" dahil walang laman ang tiyan

Sa mayamang "malikot ang kamay", ang tawag ay "kleptomaniac"
Sa mahirap, ang tawag ay "magnanakaw" o "k******n"

Pag mayaman ka, you're "eccentric"
Kung mahirap ka, "may toyo ka sa ulo" o "may topak" o "may sayad"

Kung mayaman ka at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay may "migraine"
Kung mahirap ka naman at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay "nalipasan ng gutom"

Kung mayaman ka, you are referred to as someone who is "scoliotic"
Pero kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay "kuba"

Kung ang señorita mo ay maitim, ang tawag ay "morena" o "sun tanned"
Pero kung isa kang domestic na maitim, ikaw ay "ita" o "negrita" o "baluga"

Kapag mayaman, "fasting" ang hindi kumain
Kung mahirap, "nagtitiis"

Kung well-off ka at date ka rito, date ka roon, ang tawag sa iyo ay "socialite".
Kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay "pakawala" o "pok-pok"

Kung mayamang alembong ka, ang tawag sa iyo ay "liberated".
Pero kung isa kang dukha, ang tawag sa iyo "malandi"

Kapag mayaman, "misguided" o "spoiled" ka.
Kung mahirap ka, "addict" o "durugista"

Kung may pera ka, ang tawag sa iyo "single parent"
Pero kung wala kang trabaho, ang tawag sa iyo "disgrasyada"

Kapag mayaman at sexy, "fashionable" daw.
Kung mahirap, sigurado "GRO" o "japayuki" ka

Ang tawag sa mayayamang puro gulay ang kinakain, "vegetarian"
Habang kakaawa ang mahirap na " kumakain ng damo."

Sa exclusive school, "assertive" ang mga batang sumasagot sa mga guro
Pero pag ang mga mahihirap na bata ang sumasagot sa mga guro, ang tawag sa kanila ay "bastos!"

Ang mayamang tumatanda, "are graduating gracefully into senior citizenhood"
Ang mga mahihirap ay "gumugurang"

Ang anak ng mayaman ay "slow learner"
Ang anak ng mahirap ay "bobo" o "gung-gong"

Kung mayaman ka at marami kang kumain, you flatter your host who says,
"masarap kang kumain and I like you, you do justice to my cooking"
Kung ghastly peasant ka eating the same amount in the same house, your host
will say to himself na ikaw ay "patay-gutom"

Kung graduate ka ng exclusive school at sa ibang bansa ka nagtatrabaho, ang
tawag sa iyo "expat"
Kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay "contract worker"

Kung boss ka at binabasa mo ito sa office mo, "okay lang" Pero kung ikaw ay hamak na empleyado lamang, ikaw ay "nagbubulakbol"... kaya forward mo na agad ito dahil nasa likod mo ang boss mo!

New Curara Poisonous Frog - Found in Colombia
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia


The newly-discovered golden frog of Supata

If you thought Brazil has the most diverse fauna in South America (and in the world), you're wrong: this title belongs to Colombia. This is also showed by the rhythm of newly discovered species in this country: now researchers have found a new poisonous frog in a remote mountainous region of Colombia.

The new species, 0.8 inches (2 cm) long and with a yellowish skin, was dubbed the "golden frog of Supatá". This frog looks like other several common species in the area, but experts at Conservation International, a nonprofit group with the goal of protecting Earth's biodiversity, revealed that the golden frog of Supatá is unique and located only within a 20-hectare area in Colombia's Cundinamarca region.

There are over 583 amphibian species in Colombia (and about 6,000 species worldwide). As this frog lives in such a small area, nothing is known about its biology, except the fact it is a poison dart frog.

These frogs are brightly colored with awesome models (aposematical coloration warning predators), they’re small (many are specialized ant eaters) and store alkaloids on their skin. Alkaloids are nitrogenous toxic substances synthesized by plants (some well known alkaloids are caffeine, nicotine, cocaine) which have a bitter taste, being lethal in various doses.

The Indians poison the tip of their arrows with this neurotoxic substance called curara, which induces a slow and nasty death by paralyzing the breathing muscles (the victim dies conscious).

"The discovery highlights how little is known about the biodiversity of Earth and how many species are left undiscovered.", signaled lead researcher Oswaldo Cortes, a graduate student at La Universidad Distrital in Colombia.

Many frog species in tropical America have likely disappeared even before their scientific description, due to the epidemic of the chytrid fungus, which has been wiping out amphibian populations all over the world.

Which Hand Do You Use? This Shows Your Mental Health! - At least in the case of the new mothers
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia




Which hand you use is more than a matter of choice. After left handedness has been discovered to be linked to a higher risk to some mental illnesses like schizophrenia, now the way a mother holds her baby has been also linked to her mental stability.
Women cradling their babies with their right arm appear to be more likely to be suffering from stress and depression than those employing their left arm.

It was long known that most parents cradle their children on their left-hand side, no matter if they are right or left-handed, but why this happens remained a puzzle.

It was linked to a child's head being closer to their mother's heart, hearing the comforting beat, while others connected this to the right half of the brain, which controls the left hand movement and which is in charge with emotions and intuition.
The new research was made on 79 mothers. They were put to pick up their babies and cradle them in their arms naturally. On the other hand, their stress level was assessed.

44 of the mothers presented baby-related stress and 32 % of them employed their right arm cradling their child. From the 35 women who reported no symptoms of stress or depression, only 14 % used their right hand.

"The findings could help better identify mothers in a fragile mental state. We have all seen pictures of Princess Diana - she always cradled to the right. However it is a tendency - not an absolute and just because a woman cradles on the right it does not mean she is stressed." said lead researcher Dr Nadja Reissland, a senior lecturer in psychiatry at Durham University.

Earlier this year, a team at the University of Basel in Switzerland put women subjects to plunge their hands into a bucket of cold water before cuddling a doll. The cold water induced a short-term stress.

The stressed women were much more likely to use their right hands compared to those who did not touch the cold water.
"Many mothers don't realize they are suffering from stress, or don't want to admit they are. The way they interact with their child is usually the best indicator of their inner mental state. These sorts of feelings can have a huge impact on the relationship between the mother and baby and on the family as a whole. If this stress develops into depression, then the situation can be even worse." added Reissland.

Quote from: Gervistill on August 30, 2007, 05:08:39 PM
(WSB-wala since birth).. wala ko kahinumdom kay dili man ko kabalo manguyab..

di kabalo manguyab...one night stand lang!

Quote from: Wyble on August 30, 2007, 12:36:59 PM
nganong dili man ka mag pelgrim??? lisod? daghan requirements??? madaghan hinuon imong asawa di pa ka ana?

Dili kaya sa lawas nako ang mag pilgrimage. allowed man gihapon sa muslim mag asawa ug 4 bisag dili ka mag hajj or pilgrimage.

Quote from: Onicul85 on August 30, 2007, 05:43:57 PM
'Christians' that dont believe in Jesus as the Son of God; and those who don't accept the trinitarian view are not christians at all. Religions such as Mormonism and Jehovah's Witnesses are considered cults and heretics by the Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodox Church, Coptic Churches and by large protestant congregations such as the United Methodist, Presbyterian, Lutheran and Anglican churches.

The INC's claimed that they are christians but they dont accept the doctrine that jesus is the son of God and the dont believe the trinitarian teachings.

di bitaw na basta2x lang ka motawag ug hadjii...dapat humanon una nimo ang 7 days pilgrimage na Hajj.

Mga kanta ninyo pang rebelde man!

mo anha gyud ko diha kay mag study kog mhuay thai! ehehheeheheh!

Quote from: Wyble on August 30, 2007, 10:21:49 AM
Abi ninyo no? moabot ang panahon nga mag pa convert na ko ug musllim ani, i have been searching churches to convince me wa pa gyud. If i can only read the Qur'an i would kay there are things they have in there nga wala sa atong Bible... and besides, they were the first people who were mentioned in the bible... ambot lang di ko kasabot....

e try una ang INC wyble...

not all christians believe that jesus is the son of God as well as the trinitarian doctrine. The INC church has a docrtrine almost the same as Islam. Makaah and Madidah is too crowded! Mamatay ka sa stampede didto if tatanga-tanga ka!

Magpari na raba si MB!

dako man sad gipangita anang mga bayhana!

im proud to be a virgin physically,mentally and spiritually! eheheheheheh!

source : http://www.indianchild.com/what_animal_sounds_are_called.htm

Apes gibber
Asses bray
Bears growl
Bees hum, buzz, murmur
Beetles drone
Birds sing
Bitterns boom
Blackbirds whistle
Bulls bellow
Calves bleat
Cats meow, mew, purr, caterwal
Chickens peep, cackle
Cocks crow
Cows moo, low
Crows caw
Cuckoos cuckoo
Deer bell
Dogs bark, woof, arf
Dolphins click
Doves coo, moan
Ducks quack
Eagles scream
Elephants trumpet
Falcons chant
Flies buzz
Foxes bark, yelp
Frogs croak
Geese cackle, hiss, honk
Giraffes bleats, grunts
Grasshoppers chirp, pitter
Grouse drum
Guinea fowl cry
Guinea pigs squeak, whistle
Gulls squawk
   

Hares squeak
Hawks scram
Hippos bray
Horses neigh, whinny
Hyenas laugh
Kittens mew
Lions roar
Loons howl
Magpies chatter
Mice squeak, squeal
Monkeys chatter, gibber
Nightingales pipe, warble, jug-jug
Owls hoot, screech, wail
Oxen low, bellow
Parrots talk
Peacocks scream
Penguin babies bleat
Pigeons coo
Pigs grunt, squeal, squeak
Ravens croak
Rhinos snort
Rooks caw
Sandpipers pipe, whistle
Shearwaters shrill
Sheep bleat, baa
Snake hiss
Sparrow chirp
Stags bellow, call
Swallows titter
Swans crey, hiss, grunt
Tigers roar, growl
Tortoises grunt
Turkeys gobble
Wolves howl

Quote from: Wyble on August 29, 2007, 07:18:35 AM
I'm with you, Hadji.

wyble! Though Ive been to makkah and madinah many times, yet Im still not qualified to be called a Hadjii!

kinsa man na siya uy?

unhi dags!

surot repellant wala pa ba?

kirkir!

Kamo lang! Ako poor lang gihapon! huhuhuuhuhu! 

ikaw una dong!

tungod kay ang mga pinay hilig ug mga gwafong foreigner!

Nautakan sila sa college drop out...

mahal kurente sa pinas di magsibli e babad ang PC ug download...

Quote from: Bohol on August 29, 2007, 08:16:54 PM
Do we have people from Calape here? I really don't know if Yoyoy did deny his Boholano roots.

Ako kay lumad na lumulopyo sa sa isla sa pangagan calape bohol!

tinood bitaw na stockholder ang parents ni snowhite sa UB! Si snowhite ang future president sa board of trustee sa UB!

Daghan similarity ang Q'uran sa old and new testament Bible. guinaingon na ang Quran daw sumpay lang sa new testament. pero naa lay gamay variation like in old testament dili si isaac ang gi sacrifice ni abraham kundi si ismail. sa new testament sad, wala namatay si jesus christ sa cross.

Single pa ka mari?

Wha a silly question! Of course they need men to f*** them!

too nalang! wla man sad mawala nimo if motoo ka.

nag caps lock nasad! grave kasuko niya!

Si muhammad ali...boxer man na!

funds ba uroy...kalsada gani di man gani nila mahuman!

at least ang rebelde naa silay gipaglaban na prinsipyo dili parehas sa mga tulisan na all out for money lang!

Another specimen to be cloned by chinese scientist!

Di ba mahal mag maintain ug solar cells?

padakop nalang ta ani...