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The good-paying manufacturing jobs are shipped abroad and replaced
        by service jobs like McDonald's  that pays only the minimum, sad. 

Sad, she could have stretch her patience a little bit longer...

Barang is nothing but witchcraft.

cebugirl, I agree to all those advices  mentioned above, it does you good to listen
            it's not a good idea to jump into your impulsive desire to come here in
            the U.S. you might meet a disappointment.
            Love? possibly physical attraction, which is not enough ground to fly
            and be with the man of your dream labi na minyo pa na siya ug wala madivorce.
           
           
             

"Pride  is the stone over which  many people stumble"

 I thank the Lord for  opening my womb and become  a mother,
  the greatest joy I ever experienced, then the sweetest word
  from that tiny mouth, "Mama"  

Drop na sad ang temp, 48 sa early AM unya 60's all day, cool breeze
  enjoy  sa walk around the block

Hahahaha, kalooy sa baki, kalma lang bah

Mao gyud, kalooy sa kaldereta ug sa paklay, hehehehe

Similar incident nahitabo sa one of our neighbors in Cebu
iya anay bag-o pa nanganak ug one night the piglets  were
crying and restless while the mother was  making much noise
after awhile  ang tag-iya nanaug dala flashlight ug naiwagan
sa siga may tawo nagtabikong sa lubot sa anay, nilukso, dagan
bitbit ang purol pagka buntag na namatay ang anay,
ka salbahis gyud sa nagrape ani.
Ang rapist nitago man kono sa laing island hadlok kay pulis god
  ang tag-iya sa anay.

Thanks for the update, the murderer's trouble already
    started the day they took a life, and for eternity
    even after this life as the Lord said, "The sins of the father
    will visit even to the third and fourth generation." 

Jig,  hahahahaha,  abi nimo akong  mga kuyog nahimoot nagtan-aw
  nako kay sigi kong pili sa  mga dispaly plus hangad sa
  gipanghanger nga mga blouses,  nihonghong ko sa akong sisters
  " Uy nganong pulos man gagmay nga size  ilang mga baligya?"
  Nitan-aw sila nako dayong ngisi, I got the message then....
   I blame the  good, bountiful American foods hinoon noh!

MADRE: Father, tugnaw man kaayo ko uy.
PARI: Ako pud sister, gusto nimo buhaton nato ang buhat sa magtiayon?
MADRE: Ok, sigi Padre
PARI: Sige, timplahi ko ug kape para mawala ang tugnaw

Hahahaha, nahimong Mr Ben or Bush

Mga weirdos gyud, wala gyud ko ana tanan nga gilista dinha
    at least dili nako sila silingan  na mag-unsa na lang
     

Too young to be senile, pero morag dili sakto ang  pensamento aning tawhana

Uy, taori na ug yoke to plow the field morag buffalo katambok
     

I'm not really a big fun of precook meals, unless I have no choice but to grab and go
see why;

 

Great inspiration, the Lord is in control of everything
decision, decision and it's all yours
Decision to make for eternity is all yours,
  heaven or hell still the choice is yours.

or si Mare kauban ni Pare...

Ilad ug tikas ilang gibuhat sa tiguwang, gigamit nila para lang madayon ilang plano
 it's really wicked and unfair sa side sa old man; their excuse; to find a better life
 sounds pretty good but not in a treacherous way.
This reminds me of same story, a friend from Manila diri sa U.S. ug  matud niya
  ang lola sa iyang cousin diri sa U.S. gifake ang kasal sa iyang apo ug ang
   groom naa na diri sa U.S. ug gipauli sa Pinas kay ang bride dinha man sa Manila ang
  bride iya gihapon apo  para lang makaari sa  U.S.; take note
  mag-agaw ni sila ug gipakasal sa apohan. hmmmp.
I don't know naunsa na sila karon
Gaba? the Lord is watching.....I'm sure their conscience had bugged them

My personal space means no intrusion unless invited
   pero ako bana dili na kinahanglan imbitahon,
   he's the owner kono hehehe, sakto pod

Kerstin, thank you so much for starting this thread, I just love it.
   My mind just shifted into the land of oblivion, mesmerized by the beauty of these creations,
   fantasy indeed, a flight into the  never, never land of dreams.
All these paintings are beautiful, real work of art, whoever came up with this idea is truly a gifted genius

Anha ko dinha sa unang panahon magshopping, mas barato ilang  mga items,
  happy gyud tinood ang mga tindera, pulos smile ug attentive kaayo sa mga customers.
The last time ni visit ko sa pinas ang akong sister niingon,
  mohapit ka sa Happy Mart mao ra ba ang pirme nimo adtoan sa unang panahon
Hahahaha, and sure enough, nihapit gyud mi...

gi motion sickness tingali ang piloto mao nikaliring ug landing hehehehe

Scammers never sleep, sigi pangitag paagi makailad ug depende sa motuo
     ani ilang modus, bisan king mga phone soilicitors labi na unknown
     lisod tuhoan, anyway, I always hang up my phone kon sugod nag
     hisgot ug donation, kon may extra nga kwarta adto na lang
    sa akong mga igsoon sa pinas ipadala, my family comes first.

Hahahaha, MDB basin  mao na ang mailis mutya ka Baleleng!

Buwadsanga, kon mao na imong agenda kon ikaw mapresidente,
            na hala ikaw akong botohan para masilhigan na ang mga
            lingkoranan sa mga politico karon 

Quote from: glacier_71 on May 06, 2010, 01:00:59 AM


mabini! mabini! sleep cabulao!

Glacier, hala pamasahero na dinha para sa mga botante padulong sa
      voting stations para mahuman na ang lalis labanay sa ilang gipangdapigan
      nga mga manok hahahahaha

Mao gyud tinood, live from day to day kay wala ta masayud unsay plano sa Ginoo ugma
  pasalamat lang ta sa mga grasya nga nadawat, nagtuoo gyud ko nga kon
  dili pa nimo panahon mamatay sama aning gitawag nilag near-death experience unya balik kabuhi

Wolf, in my life kaduha ko ni attempt ug suicide I just gave up gusto nako tapos na tanan
         this happened years ago didto pa ko sa Pinas, but by the grace of God buhi
          pa ko and then I realized that the Lord has plans for me.
         I met someone who witnessed to me and told me about the saving plan of God.
        By the Lord's mercy, He saved me from the pit of hell, and now enjoying all the blessings.
        Karon bisan pa man dia ko sa layong lugar paningkamot sa panginabuhi para
          usab makatabang sa akong mga igsoon, pag-umangkon esp my old father
          sila  dinha sa Pinas, I say my prayers daily and never forget to thank the Lord for everything.

Remember, we are all nothing but dust, just like the pilgrims passing by in this world.
   "Let the Lord run your life, just sit back and enjoy the ride"
 

Maid: Sir, mahibal-an gani ta ani ni Ma’am nah!
Mr.: Dili lagi, motug-an pud diay ka?
Maid: Dli uy!
Mr.: Ok, sige, make-up pi napud ko… kanang pina-IGAT jud ha?

grabe kanipis maong lisod targeton ni kupido, hahaha

 , hala nahimong sex offender si Clinton abi nako siya ang gi offend ni Monica

Grabe gyud pagka pordoy, wala na bisan sinina?
hala mga dodong panagat mo didto kon gusto mo mabuhi
ug mananggot ba hinoon , pagtapis lang ug lukay sa lubi
  para medyo desente tan-awon

kon may take over na mailisan sad ang ngalan ni lady Liberty

Hahahaha, nahunlos man iyang strapless uy

Wolf you have my sympathy, though I cannot fathom the depth of your pain
    just let the Lord handle it, put it in His hands.

"Whereas ye know not  what shall be on the morrow.
  For what is your life? It is even a vapor, that appeareth
  for a little time, and then vanisheth away" James 5:14

We are all going to die someday, young and old, when? only the Lord knows
   sakit kaayo sa nahabilin, a kind of pain that no medication can relieve.
Better be ready to meet thy Maker.

The Lord is good and His mercy endureth forever.

 

Usa ka adlaw ni adto sa doctor si Pedro aron magpa Vasectomy.

Doctor:Dili ra ba lalim ang pag pa Vasectomy,
          nagkasabot na ba mo sa imong asawa?
Pedro:O Dok sugot siya.
Doctor:Bahin sa imong mga anak, uyon ba sila?
Pedro:O Dok 17 ang pabor 3 ray supak.

Alycxs, pwerti gyud nakong lingawa sa imong garden
   nag imagine lang sad ko nga naa kos gawas sa imong
   koral nagkintokinto ug lili, pagkanindot gyud, siga kaayo
   akong mga mata nagtan-aw sa mga kabuwakan 

Genetically modified foods also known as "Frankenstein foods".
In six countries in Europe it is currently illegal to grow certain genetically modified
   crops that have been altered on a fundamental level by scientists in
   laboratories.
Cross contamination has become a real problem for organic and heirloom growers
   who report that it is increasingly more difficult to find seeds that do not
   contain GM products.
One study noted that the risk of cross-fertilization (in potatoes) is increased
  if the GM  and non-GM varieties are different but flower at the same time;
  if the varieties are blight resistant as the GM crop is more likely to be left
   flowering; or when the main pollinator is the pollen beetle (which can travel
   for many miles), not bumblebees (which tend to be more localized)
Worse still, there are health concerns for GM potatoes.
Two studies done on animals in Britain- found that GM potatoes caused intestinal
  and stomach lesions in the lab rats and mice.

Speaking of modern-day music;
   a waiter  dropped a tray full of dishes  in a restaurant recently
   and thirteen people got up and began to dance.

Hahahahaha....

Duha ka mg amiga nagpasikatay..

GiRL1: Our family spent the whole summer in Europe,
         it was great!
         How about you?
         Where did you spend your summer vacation?
GiRL2: I just spent it here in the Philippines..
GiRL1: Really? uggghh!  How poor!
GiRL2: At your boyfriend's house..he was great! 

hahahaha, hadlok ni Bob

Hahahaha, good student obey the rules

here's more

Hala padala pa sa peer pressure, na shoot to the grave noon ka

good lessons to learn 

hahahaha, shoplifters better think twice before proceeding

I'm aware of this chemical ingredient but sadly the liquid antibacterial soap
we use in the workplace has triclosan but I avoid using it though
just read the small print

Mao gyud kay ulbo ang resulta

whew, naunsa man na siya uy, gibuslutan iyang division sa ilong

Hahahahaha, that's right, for everything give thanks
  enjoy your meal  bear

Dah, nabaslan  hinoon   hahahaha


 

Naluya gyud kog katawa ani

Hahahaha, he's a nutcase alright pataka lag pangoykoy sa iyang tugkaran
    he needs to find another place  adto ba sa old pet cemetery for a change

Kalami sa ensaymada, thank you Scarb

Pero ang tanan makasimhot sa baho sa patay nga ilaga, mag-angay gyud

Hahaha, abi niya  prince charming nga baki, dah nalamoy hinoon

The vice governor himself swindling his own people?
   shame on you

  uy, kadako man ana mahimo dala kaligo

Si Manoy baya ka wild ug imagination hahahaha

Hahahaha, nagpaliwat man ug iring banbanon,
   unique sad hinoon dalmatian kittens

BNC, you and that woman are just at the same category as bad drivers hahahaha

Be careful what you wish for, hahahaha mao na hala ikaw
   ang trabaho didto para ibuhi sa pamilya, mao na

Nagpatobil dayun larga wala nibayad, hahahaha

Hala, nikumpisal na si Hubag hahahaha

  No wheelchair access

Mao na dili mobasa ug sign, no means no, hahahaha

Hala, nagTubag Bohol tingali na siya lingaw kaayo sa kulukabildo ug mga komedya diri hahahah

Another successful invention Made in China, 

Smart deer, hahahaha



    A crocodile hunter

hahahaha, ang kargamento maoy mikarga nabali noon

Posing sa camera, hoy padulong na mabangga

Uy, kaclass na god sa beggar mo demand na diay

Basin nakaihi si Clinton nasimhotan sa iro, hahahaha

Mao na matulog kon English class, balitok-bolintang lagi iya maninglis  hahahaha
  o basin sad taga merika ni sya  ug dili ingon nato, makagitik gayud

  na stuck diay ang tabon hahahaha

Mao gyud na ang tinood funny but true, hehehehe

Whew! nasakpan noon hahahaha

Thank you Hofelina, wala ko kahibawo ani kay ganahan ra ba ko aning tanoma
 common kaayo ni sa mga garden centers, it's really a beauty, likay na lang ko

  Reklamo sa sweldo

Trabahante: Lenti kang amoha ka! Imo kong gihimo nga tawo2x sa basakan,
                 unya ako suweldo walay saka2x! Kun mamatay ko,
                 kinsa mopakaon sa akong pamilya, ikaw?

Amo: Eninglisa,kay patas-on nako imong suweldo.

Trabahante : Lightning you! Man2x me in the farm,
                  my salary did not climb!
                  If i die who will eat my family, you?

The strongest men in the world are those who are weak before God;
  the greatest men are those who are humble before God;
  the tallest men are those who bend before God.

Ngek! Hubag,  ninggimok akong tinai nagbasa ani uy

Uy! ka loving baya nila

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 25, 2010, 06:06:01 AM
Tagai kos imong kasingkasing kay akong pagakan-on. --Hannibal Lecter

Hubag, mahimo kanang cannibal ana  hahahaha

Mao gyud sa Utah, using a poor excuse that its in the Bible under the Old Testament,
    we are in the present generation under the  New Testament para
    lang gyud ma justified ilang illegal practice of having sex with the minors and
    called the  innocent victims as wives.

MDB ayaw lang likay  nindot ma exercise atong jaws, hahahaha

Exactly, ang panit kay dali mangunot, dry and dull

Very inspiring story, if you think your problem is the worst,
  need to get out and see the debilitated patients in long term care, hospitals and hospices.

hoy! nagtuo siya nga batan-on pa, wala kapanamin

  Ang dagway sa mga politiko gihimong kataw-anan ang mga pobre, hmmmp!

fdaray, nindot kaayo pagkakuha nimo ang picture sa moon, pero dili man na cloudless
sa akong tan-aw nindot kaayo ang cloud naglibot sa buwan morag shapeless smoke


Ug diri sa akong nahimotangan karon kay
cool, nice, the sun is shining, a little drizzle and breezy; ug basi sa  
American saying pa kay, "the devil is beating his wife" hehehehe

       Man or Woman

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 27, 2010, 11:33:22 AM

bwahahhahaha! States tunga nang gabii diri imo kong gipa bahakhak!

hahahahhaha!

MDB, so namuwaw sad diay ka gahapon? abi nako ug ako ra, hahahahaha

    hala padayon ta;

Asawa: dong, maunsa ka kong mamatay ko?
bana: tingalig mamatay sad ko!
asawa: ha! ngano man?
Bana: Usahay makapatay baya nang sobra sa KALIPAY!

Naa pay lain, uban nga mga Mormons daghan ug asawa
   mga teen-agers pa gyud ang pilion sa guwang nga lalaki
Para nako dili ko mouyon ani, no way...

Naay pilosopo nga lalaki ni palit og siopao

Kulas: Miss, usa ka siopao... kanang babae.
Waitress: Babae nga siopao?
Kulas: Oo. kanang naay papel nga hapin.. murag napkin..haha
Waitress: Ahh, mao ba? lalaki man  ni nga siopao
Kulas: Lalaki?
Waitress:naa man gud niy itlog sa sulod sir.