MikeLigalig.com

Kung naay bayle, ako nalang tig kolekta sa tong!

LOL

I go to church because it keeps me sane.

It sets the tone for my whole week. It gives me balance.

And like dong insoy said, the Holy Mass is a lesson in humility.

Happy Birthday, Miss Mari!

I wish you all the best life has to offer...

Stay gorgeous and smokin' h-o-t!

The entire TB world loves you!

MWAH MWAH MWAH

Nope, not at all.

No problems here.

And besides, the ability to speak fluent Bisayan/Tagalog is not a true measure of a person's 'filipino-ness'...

You're right, Ms Grazie...it's sad that there's even an argument about this...

Sa CA, I heard a lot about this 'oreo' thing...a friend of mine (fil-am) got hurt when he was accused of being an 'oreo' (brown on the outside, white on the inside) by another pinoy...just because my friend's Tagalog vocabulary is limited.

GMA was generous, naghatag scholarships for her siblings...

Thanks for the article, Ms Lumine.

Asa kaha ni mapalit ang Mally products?

I am a firm believer in the power of makeup...

http://www.facemaker.ca/page129.html

Quote from: Sigbin II on November 16, 2007, 09:12:24 PM
I know the feeling.

Mr Sigbin, nalumping diay nang tapaludo sa imong pagbati karong panahona? ngano kaha?

Ipa repair na sa vulcanizing shop...

Quote from: grazie7y on November 16, 2007, 03:37:20 PM
Mabuang ko sa iya, Ms. C2!  Ug ngano pa man jud isulti pa nya, nag mukhang kolokoy hinuon sya hahahah!  Ako, I'd rather close my mouth and appear like a fool than open my mouth and erase all the doubts! Ingon akong Murage, "It's ok, she is excused because she is a blonde!" hahahha

Oist Ms Grazie, that's my fave quote from Abe Lincoln baya...

I wonder if there's scientific evidence directly linking blonde hair to IQ...

I thought it was really funny though, I still adore her, too cute for 'words'...words without an E ahahaha

Ms Grazie, are you done with the cake? galaway nako nag hunahuna

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 15, 2007, 05:42:47 PM
hahahaha, mao bitaw, 'te. You're too inquisitive, my dear sis, i love that about you! Ako? naturally inquisitive? Sure ba ka, 'te?

LoL!

Yes, dong...I'm very sure. Hehehe. You are an inquisitive young man.

You're into Oceanic scents diay pud, dodong?

Ms Ginger,

thanks for the recipes...

Ms Grazie and Smiffy: mag uban tang tulo sa Seafood buffet...i love oysters! yum yum yum

Gimingaw na baya jud ko sa Todai oist...I love their all-u-can-eat sushi, naa pa jud baked oysters

tsalap!

Lingaw bitaw kaayo ko anang kantaha, Ms GLeN...

Hahaha!

Joker man ka, Teng!

Miss Grazie,

I thought Europe was a country!

*wink*

Hehehe!

Gi sueldohan ka for the work?

Oh, I love him!

Boston-bred, Harvard dropout...what could be more romantic than that?

I liked him daan pa sa Good Will Hunting, and I noticed how sexy he was with The RainMaker (adaptation of a John Grisham book)...

love him, love him, love him...

Bahala kung Cristy Fermin or PIMP,

basta ang importante malipayon tang tanan sa atong pag hinigugmaay...

LOL

It was a horrible day at work today.

First, a little boy had an anaphylactic reaction to a medication prescribed by the doctor (and filled by us).

Second, our new intern misfilled a prescription and the pharmacist failed to catch the mistake, the patient was given the wrong kind of insulin, and as a consequence, suffered severe hypoglycemia. The thought that he could have gone into a coma and died was unnerving. I felt bad for the pharmacist.

Quote from: Glen on November 15, 2007, 01:49:22 PM

Unsa jod kaha og matinood? Maka ingon najod ko nga
i have found deep friendship sa Tubag Bohol.
Salamat jod kaajo Mike.

Ms GLeN,

pasuroya ko diha sa ALasKa

From dusk 'til dawn jud, Ms Grazie...

pakapinan sa imong cookies and then, Antonio Banderas, Javier Bardem and Olivier Martinez...solve na kaayo...

LOL

I've heard baya that sourpuss face that she is, she's quite nice kuno...

and even David Beckham is nice pud...

and after I saw him on that show Extreme Makeover Home Edition, making a sick boy happy, spending time with him...

I'm convinced...

Are you gonna develop a full menu for a TB EB Night unya puhon, Ms Grazie?

I watched Kitchen Nightmares earlier this evening,

it was gross but I couldn't peel my eyes off the TV

Swaks, ato ning i-print unya ipadala sa Pinas...

hehehe

of course, you need to translate kay interpreter baya ka

Quote from: swakee on November 15, 2007, 01:09:24 PM
mo-apply ko diha sa river cruise ug tigbugaw... tigbugaw sa mga langaw ba...

swaks, cute raba ka kaayo...dili mahadlok ang langaw nimo?

Mao jud,

I hope soon...

I wish I could play the guitar as good as this guy does;

Bubbly -- version by Daniel Switch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP_fs61cfDA

Here's my fave BisRock song at the moment,

GiKumot Kumot by Kanteen




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvkKbuyDOyE&feature=related

I wanted to post dire adtong gahapon pa, pero karon ra man nakit-an ning thread...

I had a customer gahapon nga b***t nga lingaw kaayo ika-chika...

He's a wedding planner, and he shared hilarious stories of his female clients nga mga bridezillas!

I love gay men! They're so fierce!

Quote from: Ginger on November 15, 2007, 04:22:07 AM
here ms ethyl http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=4974.0

salamat, Ms Ginger!

mwah!

Unsa nga business, Mikey?

Ngeks, gilibak naman diay ko dire, wala ko nasayod

hehehe joke

btaw Ms Lumine and Ms Mari, you two are sweet, always kind with words...

ako sa ning i-shape akong kilay para ma kilay 3000, magpa tudlo kong Ms BeLLe kay maayo to mo shape sa kilay...

ang akong mata pud Ms Mari, in person, mura ni'g headlight, magdala ni'g 'come here and i'll scare the crap out of you, therefore run for your life' hehehe

Ms Mari: I love your flower! and I love your poses too! Pareha mong Mikey nga nindot modala pose sa pics, very natural

Ms Lumine: I loved your wedding pic! You looked so stunning...and in love. 

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 14, 2007, 01:56:10 PM
haha that is if i ever find my 'other half'. Sige, 'te, good night!

Always,

Dong, seems like you can't bring yourself to say, 'better half'

hahahaha

just kidding lang dong...

nyt nyt!

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 14, 2007, 01:04:37 PM
hahaha 'te the BisDAK female docs are also very....what is the colloquial diction? sexy hot....

yes, also true...

mao na ikaw, imong pangitaon nga future Mrs. Lucino dapat kanang sexy hot BisDak lady doc...ok?

mao pud unta noh, ms grazie?

Thanks, dong.

Ang mga pinaka guapo pud nga mga doktor are BisDaks, dong. You will soon be a part of that statistic.

My doctor crushes (take note, plural) are sOoooo guapo, and they are all BisDaKs...

Nag igat igat na pud ko

bwahahahaha

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 14, 2007, 12:47:28 PM
hahaha scaredy cat diay? dili diay curious cat?

that too...

but I'm also aware that 'curiosity killed the cat'

so, I never let myself get too curious...



PS. Don't be too curious, dong ha. Hehehe. You're so naturally inquisitive raba.

Quote from: swakee on November 14, 2007, 12:40:55 PM
diha ka C2? kuyawa fud ato xa? that was a real shitty day!!!!

Bwahahahaha!

Sakto kaayo ka Swaks, shitty day jud tong adlawa!

The band had to pay the city of Chicago 150k para mapasaylo sila sa ilang gibuhat

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 14, 2007, 12:36:10 PM
Dr. Dioscoro Villanueva is from Mindanao, last time I talked to him he had a very THICK bisaya accent, lol. And how can one mistake the colloquial "Lagi Uy" phrase..lol!

Heres his info:
http://www.healthgrades.com/directory_search/physician/profiles/dr-md-reports/Dr-Dioscoro-Villanueva-MD-0B07EEEF.cfm

Do you know if he's from CDO? How old is he? My most beloved doctor of all time, Dr. Villanueva, my EENT sa una, naa man sya mga anak nga doktor nga naa sa Amerika...My EENT doc Villanueva is now in his 80's, I think. Buotan jud kaayo to.

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 14, 2007, 12:27:30 PM
Most of the Filipinos doctors that I know aren't tagalog, but are bisayan. You know that doctor i told you about, Dr. Villanueva, who is a cardiothoracic surgeon and works in the same hospital as my mom and dad, well he's Bisayan. In fact, when I was in my medical internship this past summer at the Cleveland Clinic, when I rotated around the GI floor, department of orthopedic surgery, neurology, cardiology, and the critical care floor, most of the physician/surgeons that I talked to who were Filipino/Filipina, many of whom were Bisaya. Most of them came crom Ilo-Ilo, Mindanao, and a majority of them from cebu, though there were some ilocano docs. Not one did i meet in Cleveland was Tagalog.

Bisan sa CA, dong...most Pinoy doctors there are BisDak...my dentist is BisDak, my cousin's derma is BisDak, my ophthalmologist is BisDaK...etc etc...is Dr. Villanueva from Mindanao?

Quote from: Glen on November 14, 2007, 12:22:06 PM
O adto unya pod C2, aho lagi gi una invite si GEC kay og wala siya wala poy party.
Mao wala pako mangimbitar.....

Ambot aning GEC oi,

magpa misteryoso effect man jud

murag Phantom of the Opera ang drama

Asa man ang pics, Ms Grazie?

At least, bisan sa picture matilawan nako ang imong cookies...

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 14, 2007, 12:05:36 PM
he was really a jerk...

My God!!!!! kung ako ingnon ana matay gani ug biyaa nako sija!!!!

wa sija kabalo nga ang asyenda naa sa probinsya!!! bulok sha kaajoooo!

sus nag lagut ko C2... lagut gyud ko...          

Hahaha!

Bitaw Ms BeLLe, lami naman unta to among chika chika, nalahi man kalit iyang timpla pagka hibaw niya nga bisdak ko...

Let me tell you about an 'incident' that I'll never forget, dong...

I was in Manila, at a social event, was introduced to this guy...

We hit it off...

he was charming...guapo...intelligent...funny...

We were conversing in Tagalog...and then he asks me, (let's call him Mr JeRk)

Mr JeRk: Taga saan ka pala?

C2H4: sa BoHoL ako lumaki pero sa Cebu ako nagta trabaho at the moment...

Mr JeRk: Ganun ba? (with a disgusted look on his face, his tone condescending) I'm surprised, hindi ka kasi mukhang probinsyana...

I was so insulted by his comment, I stormed off without saying anything...

Naka menos jud sila nato, dong...

Quote from: benelynne on November 14, 2007, 11:42:11 AM
I remember a conversation I had with a college buddy, Jose Nilo Binongo (XUHS graduate, 2006 Professor of the Year at the Rollins School of Public Health, Emory University, Atlanta). This was when I was starting to lose my crown:

Nilo: Why do you fuss about your head? You look so dignified!
Me: I'll give you my dignity in exchange for your hair anytime.

Everytime we talk to each other, we laugh when we recall this repartee.

LOL joker pud...

Does it really bother you, Sir Benelynne?

If it does, then you can do what Ms BeLLe's banana did...

If it doesn't, just let it stay au naturel...

angayan man pud ka Sir,

it doesn't take away from your appeal...

(nah, basin masagpaan ta sa imong misis ani da)

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 14, 2007, 11:36:12 AM
yeah matigas na dila nga pero kinalolokohan ng mga babae!!!

dahil masarap daw..

hmmm... wag isnabin lagi ang sariling atin...

Hahaha, lahi man pud ning imo Miss BeLLe...

naughty jud ka da, bisan unsaon

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 14, 2007, 11:39:35 AM
C'mon man, a little scare and tear never hurt anyone.

Dong, your ate is a scaredy-cat...

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 14, 2007, 11:31:18 AM
Why? considering there are more bisayans than there are ilocanos, tagalogs, etc in the whole Philippines? I dont understand how the minority can look down on the majority...

I don't know exactly why, dong. Or how it came to be...

I do know that Tagalogs make fun of our 'matigas na dila', they make fun of our 'accents'...

Quote from: Glen on November 14, 2007, 11:29:23 AM
Unsa man GEC maka adto jod ka sa akung party? It will be after new years.
Yes or no ra god imong tubag.

Imbitara pud ko, Ms GLeN.

Naay lechon?

HeLLo Ms Grazie!

Dokdok na pud

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 14, 2007, 11:24:02 AM
Today I had a conversation at lunch with some of my filipino buddies. We were talking about the different stereotypes filipinos have of one another; like of the bisaya, tagalog, ilokano, muslim etc etc. I mean it was clear that it was all fun and games, but one thing that my friend from pangasinan and my buddy whose originally form ilocos said about bisayans being "ignorante" really disturbed me. I mean, where do they come up with that---in my head as i was trying hard to smile to hide my annoyance of what they said, i thought to myself that these guys probably recieved these stereotypes from their parents etc etc. It was a joke, but i wonder to myself if those who told the joke do actually hold some kind of bias against us bisayans.

How is it like back there in the Philippines? Do people in manila, illocos, etc etc look down on bisayans?

Yes dodong, they look down on BisDaks.

Quote from: benelynne on November 14, 2007, 11:20:55 AM
aguy! sakit nga solusyon!

akong mga anak, when they look at my pic at 21 (like this one in my avatar), katawa kaayo sila. when i asked why, they replied in chorus, "okashii" (strange and funny). i gave up the idea of a hair transplant... it's like being told, "you're problem's all in the head"

Attractive man ang mga opaw, Sir Benelynne.

Mura'g si Michael V man na, Miss Grazie...

Quote from: Kyle828 on November 14, 2007, 11:04:26 AM
    Me too! I hate Stephen King. His movies are HORRIFYING!

I don't like horror movies, dong KyLe. My husband loves them. I never watch the scary movies he rents. Mao gani nga motan-aw ta ug salida para malipay ta, malubat lubatan na hinuon ta. Dakong binuang.

Quote from: benelynne on November 14, 2007, 10:59:59 AM
hi frog70,

unsa'y title ani?

gandang awit para sa mga pangit? in fairness, ganda ng melody. mura man nangitag tubag sa pangutana, "how do you face your problem if your face is your problem?"

Plastic surgery ra ang solusyon ana, Sir Benelynne.

Do post some more pics, Mikey.

They never fail to brighten up my day.

Usa ra jud ka libro ni Stephen King akong nabasa, kadtong 'Cujo'...

ngeks!

Nag nightmares for pila ka gabii...

That was the first and the last Stephen King book nga akong gibasa...

his style is way too scary for me

Gwaffa jud si Ms HaPpy, guaffo pud iyang banana.

I am a Graduate Pharmacist Intern right now, still waiting for some papers and fixing some technicalities to finally sit for the state boards, hopefully next year.

There are some days when I almost think I hate what I am doing, but I know that's not true. I do love what I'm doing. I learn something new everyday, it keeps my job from getting 'routinary'.

At home, I am a glorified maid. I enjoy cleaning. I especially enjoy scrubbing and disinfecting the toilet. That's my passion. LOL

Nakahinumdum mo adtong controversy involving the Dave Matthews Band a year or so ago...

Ang tour bus sa band, ning hunong sa usa ka tulay sa Chicago, and they disposed their 'fecal waste' didto sa river...

ensakto pud maoy paglabay sa ferry nga puno sa mga pipol nga ga tour2x pud sa river...

naka experience intawon ang mga tawo ug 'chocolate shower'

eeeWwwwWwww!

Mao gyud na akong hot oil sa una,

lana sa lubi

Dong Nocturnal,

pila man imong edad,

para pangitaan ka namo ug pares...

I'm sorry, Happy.

My day went really well...

Dong Bran, asa gani tong thread nga The People You Meet Today?

I wanna post man gud about someone I met today nga lingaw kaayo...

thanks!

Quote from: -<GEC348>- on November 14, 2007, 09:02:20 AM

I'm still weighing my options

Don't weigh too long...

LOL

GEC,

I thought you said something in connection with 1000th post?

hmn...

Quote from: Glen on November 13, 2007, 02:46:45 PM
Hala dumagkoon diay pod sila? Sos daku jod kaayo imong anak ana C2 galing molapas pa og 12 lbs.
Maayo lang og kaluha baje og laki kay pareha ra ang kasakit. Ngano lagi nang uban mag sige og ingon nga dile najod ko
manganak kay garabi jod kasakit ka usa nalang....sos kada tu-ig man lagi sila manganak.

Hero gyod si Mama..Tanang Mama mga hero jod.Pero ayaw kahadlok C2  kay ang kasakit dili kabaylo-an og baboy..

Pag sugod na diha kay nag lumba raba ta ni Lumine galing ma unhan ta niya

Pag una lang sa mong Ms Lumine,

mo sunod lang ko...

Quote from: Glen on November 13, 2007, 01:55:16 PM
Hoy! ka ngil ngig man ana nga picture.
Ingana diay na? Bantog ra kay nihilak akung palalab pag gawas sa ahung 9 lbs. baby.
Sa iya di ay tung kalooy sa porma naho.

NgeH! samot na hinuon ko kahadlok da!

Ang family raba sa akong banana Ms GLeN, kay mga dagko nga baby...

10 lbs siya as a baby, then I asked his male cousins...tanan sila wala'y moubos sa 10 lbs...

ka faettttt!

agaYyyyYyy! sakit jud na

Quote from: Glen on November 13, 2007, 01:49:14 PM
Mga gwapa og gwapo gyod sila tanan.

Ms da binsi og Ms Orchids og pwede pa pahumayan ang inyung mga pretty faces sos daghan jod mo humay karon
samot na inyung mga banana naa pa pakapin nga pilit tapol..Hehehehheee

Nice pictures guys.

Hahahaha!

Kuyawa oi, basakan jud diay?

Lingaw man ka Ms GLeN

Quote from: Glen on November 13, 2007, 01:40:42 PM
ok rako dire thanks, ngano na impatso naman ka?
kulang siguro sa dokdok sa TB nahala pag toob sa karon sa imong gipang ka-on saguli og TB ( Tuba Bahal) hehehhe (Tubig Bugnaw)bitaw

AgaYyy!

Gimingaw na hinuon ko's Tuba BahaL dah,

naa pa'y kinutil...

yum yum yum

naa ka's Anchorage, Ms GLeN?

Quote from: Glen on November 13, 2007, 01:29:19 PM
      C2 komusta mata pa diay ka akron? Insakto jod ka si Santa dia dool sa amo-a sa North Pole. Bitaw 15 miles gikan sa balay.

Mata pa Ms GLeN,

wala ko ka tulog, naay nag bother sa akong huna huna

mura ko'g na impatso

hehehehe

ikaw, how are you?

Guapo btaw ang fafa ni Ms Orchids noh?

mura mura ug kadtong friend ni Mikey

ms BeLLe,

ablihi imong YM kay naa ko'y ipakita nimo nga pic...

tell me what you think

Quote from: .~> GEC348 <~. on November 13, 2007, 01:02:45 PM
Quick wit, there, C2H4

mao man gud na akong binuhatan

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 13, 2007, 01:05:55 PM
Hala si banana pod, igat na pod wahahhahha...

makatakod lagi gyud ning ka igat sa bol anon...

yeah, virulent, highly contagious and incurable...

wahehehehe

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 13, 2007, 01:06:39 PM
C section ko sa duha C2...

kasakit gyud ana oi!

Na feel nimo paghiwa sa imong tiyan?

Ka kuyaw ana oi, mura man ta'g baboy ana...

magpa surrogate mother nalang ko

hehehe

WaaaAahhh!

Ako pud, mangayo pud ko'g GooPhone

Quote from: grazie7y on November 13, 2007, 12:45:31 PM
I am proud to be a BisDak!  Kana lang wa ko ka agi anang bayle tibuok kalibutan...

Kasuway nako Ms Grazie! 

Well, not me personally, pero mga tindera sa akong lola sa una kay mangadto sa mga baryo2x basta biernes na gani unya mamayle,

ubanon pud ko nila (I must have been 5-6 yrs old), kahinumdum pa jud ko nga Petromax ra intawon tong ilang 'lighting'...

unya kung gusto ang ulitawo makig sayaw sa dalaga, mobayad ug 25 centavos

Mao lagi ms grazie,

unta dili na mag langay2x,

dali dalion nalang gud bahala'g mapandol

hehehe

Quote from: grazie7y on November 13, 2007, 12:23:50 PM
Hay kalami ma in love!

AgaYyy!

Ka remember si Ms Grazie sa mga kagahapon...

basin maka kanta ta ani'g ahat, 'I remember the boy but I don't remember the feeling anymore'

hehehehe...kiLiGgg!

I agree, Ms Grazie.

Batasan jud (maayong batasan) ang numero uno pinaka importante...

Hahaha!

BisDaK jud diay ko kay kasuway naman ko'g pamokong...

Mingaw na pud ko makadungog anang 'itlog mo noy orange' sa pantalan...

LOL

The dog's cute cute cute

Nah, I don't wanna try MisS BeLLe,

I don't see any reason why I should freeze my butt off just to pay a year's salary for the latest gadget/toy...

adto bitaw ning gawas ang HaLo 3, people were already lining up outside the store...the night before...

Doesn't he live at the North PoLe?

Welcome, Mark!

Ayaw hutda ang sikwati ha...

Quote from: grazie7y on November 13, 2007, 12:12:28 PM
Ms. C2, klaro diay? 

Hahaha!

klareks jud kaayo

My New Year's Resolution?

to stop making new year's resolutions...

Mao diay nga malipayon akong banana?

Ahahahahah! Joke Lang! Basin naay motuo...

I-asa man nang smart oi pero ngil-ad batasan?

Men are happy when they marry women who suit them best.

Basin naa pud FBI ha

waffa btaw kaayo si Ms Orchids...

mura'g kaputi ug geisha, puede pud Snow White

Quote from: orChidsNroSes on November 13, 2007, 12:02:11 PM
.....true!..not just health habits...the character,kay siya sa una silent type,karon jokeron na pod..makatakod jod ning taga Bohol no?hahahaha(joke)

korek! korek! ms orchids...sa una pud akong bana pormal, karon igat na pud like me...

wahehehehe!

Hi belleXTM!

Nabantayan nimo si GEC sa EB?

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 12, 2007, 11:10:39 PM




Ang nanay man gyud ang dapat hero no???

sus may gani wa ko kasulay ana!!!

kasakit...

C-section diay ka Ms BeLLe?

Btaw nagtan-aw pa lang ko daan sa pic, ako'y gisakitan...nGeKs!

Quote from: GEC348 on November 12, 2007, 11:30:12 PM

That's the best place for comprehension. Especially at the precise moment you work your abdominal muscles to push out your contribution to fertilize the earth to give room in your body for the fertilization of your mind as your brain absorbs the words.

out with the old, in with the new...

Kinsa ang mga CIA?

I wear his boxers, ms BeLLe....

kadugayan ning reklamo na intawon,

why don't I buy my own boxers kono?

Miss Orchids...sooo pretty!

I wonder why they call it 'better half'?

Nice pic, Mike.

Color coordinated pa jud.

Mikey, you make me happy!

I look forward to more commercials from you...

you're fantastic!

Cute pics...