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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQEOBZLx-Z8#ws

bwahahaha ! hapit na jud diay ang Pasko !

pwede pod 8 maids of milking?

he he he, supplements ra ni ha. og naa galeng hyperlipidemia, also take prescription medication -- niacin, simvastatin, cholestipol, gemzofibril.

why?

because the combined effects (synergistic effect) of simvastatin and niacin can effectively reduce LDL and raise HDL. In addition, the effects of gemzofibril (and fiber!) can reduce triglycerides.

wow, where is the general now? florida gehapz?

hit and run diay kon maohon. and i'm not talking about vehicular type.  

o my goodness gracious. there's a new nurse on the floor. and my goodness! she's so gorgeous. wow.

her lips are so pink. lami kiss-on.

however, i must stay professional when i talk to her.

so fakking hot. meyn.

back to work.

peace out, yallz.

here's my advice. my tactic. when i'm at work and i'm admitting patients ..sometimes i see over 20 patients in a span of 2-3 hours. trauma patients, at that. what i do to stay calm despite the storms is i try to whistle a happy tune. patients will always say to me, "you're always upbeat, doc. you're always whistling."

haha. sometimes, one has to whistle to stay calm.

when patients' ostomy bags and falling of, when code blues are declared, code grey, etc. mag stay calm lang ta.

specially during 36 hour on calls. holy moly guacamole! stress to the stress but mo whistle gehapon. sometimes, i fall asleep in my desk and colleagues say, "lorenzo, you were whistling then you started snoring."

bahahaha! jati-a pod da.


ps. stay calm. whistle. carry on.

Quote from: lakandula on October 01, 2013, 08:13:09 PM
hope someone answers this distress call. my amo boss, manager, master balonglong tikongkong cannot agwants anymore the penitence of the kalibots. he confess that he is not a milyoner. nag gama gama lang sija ug estorya in order to scare his arch enemy pres. hubak. kong mahimo unta nga naay mo sponsor sa tubag bohol chess tournament 2014 kay horot na jud ang alkansiya ni amo. in addition to that, he has been diagnosed to have a defective heart valve by dr. norbert moskovitz, one of the top 10 cardiologists of new york. maybe his heart has become defective because of boiling blood. basin mas ma una pa sijang matigbak ni hubag.

thank you.

nong, just take it easy with the stress, meyn. if you have any questions about valvular replacements, pm me. we have one of the best cardiothoracic centers here in rush medical.

datu sa medical loans. bwahaha! wowzerz na wowzerz gazod. intawon...

Quote from: chicogon on October 01, 2013, 02:32:50 AM
I thought you pay more than that?

unsaonz man lageh, fr. roel, datu gazod ko. dato ko sa pobre. bwahahaha!

wowzerz!

Quote from: islander on September 21, 2013, 11:53:21 AM
in this regard, i would hope that the webmaster is not a shooter.  the same hope applies to lorenz and insurectus.

no, i don't use guns. pana-on ra lang.  

og pusilon man gazod, maybe one can use a silver bullet? abaw lintik gid bla...hahaha!      

Quote from: islander on October 02, 2013, 12:59:47 AM
a rose by any other name... would be these various slurs against indians:

A-rab, Aladdin, Apu, Bangla, Camel Jockey, Carpet Pilot, Coolie, Covenient Store Man, Curry, Dothead, Elephant Jockey, Genie Lover,     Habib, Hadji, Injins, Lascars, Osama, Monhé, Paki, Portuguese Negro, Cachorro, Raghead, Sand Nigger, Terrorist, Wog


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wowzerz!

inom imong anti-hypertensive meds, nog, so dili ma exacerbate imong hypertension. god bless ! more power !

Quote from: tomkeifer.maleza on October 01, 2013, 06:01:33 PM
Maajong adlaw!

Taga Bohol nanimpad sa tunga-tungang sidlakan. 

wa alaikum a salam, sadiq! welcome to tubag bohol, alhamdulillah!

Quote from: Pikoy on November 04, 2012, 01:26:24 AM
gi lentihan ang cute..heheheh

 

Quote from: islander on October 01, 2013, 05:31:20 PM
sorry, but she's a cat with the golden gun.

bwahahahaha! LOL! when you say cat with the golden gun, the golden eye theme song comes to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOgFS6AYoVc#

its so sad. because when an indian won miss usa title, it was a big deal when white americans were making racist comments. to imagine that an indian would also make such comments on another fellow minority. dang.

bwahahaha

luoya pod si kate, gi hapak hapakan ra man diay.

low self esteem ning bajeha. i read the fb comments that her bombai friends posted pod. she clearly posted this to get a reaction. a sick sick girl craving for attention (positive and/or negative). can't really help feel but sorry for her. in the end. may god bring a change of heart for her.

ps. who knows, maybe the cat has 1 silver bullet for you? to play ra ba....bwahahahaha!:

jowk! jowk! jowk!

LOL!      

So much hate i started bustin out ebonics, yo.

She be drinkin too much haterade, yo. byatch needs to chillax. shoo..

she be hatin' cuz she ain't gettin any. shieeeeet...

Spanish rein-actors dressed in military uniform of the time era.

Spanish infantryman. 1890's.

The defenders of Manila.

Diego de los Ríos, the last Spanish Governor-General of the Philippines. He became the governor on Aug. 13, 1898, with the capital at Iloilo on Panay Island, after Governor-General Fermin Jaudenes surrendered at Manila. His term ended on Dec. 10, 1898 when the Treaty of Paris was signed.

Spanish Cavalier, Manila Command. 1890's. Before the Revolution.

Now i know why most Filipino men in my dad's generation sport the mustache. Macho macho kono. Definitely a remnant of the Spanish male concept of 'Machisimo'.

Spanish Caballero posing for a photographer during the early 1890's, Manila.
Probably a cavalry officer.

The Spaniards!

Tausug newlyweds.

Tausug people at a traditional muslim wedding in Jolo, Philippines.

The Tausūg or Suluk people are an ethnic group of the Philippines, Malaysia and Indonesia. The term Tausūg was derived from two words tau and sūg (or suluk in Malay) meaning "people of the current", referring to their homelands in the Sulu Archipelago. Sūg and suluk both mean the same thing, with the former being the phonetic evolution in Sulu of the latter (the L being dropped and thus the two short U's merging into one long U). The Tausūg in Sabah refer to themselves as Tausūg but refers to their race as Suluk as documented in official documents such as birth certificates in Sabah, which are written Malay. The Tausūg are part of the wider political identity of Muslims of Mindanao, Sulu and Palawan known as the Moro ethnic group, who constitute the third largest ethnic group of Mindanao, Sulu and Palawan.



Reference:
Wiki

Igorot Filipina

Igorot man.

Igorot is the collective name of several Austronesian ethnic groups in The Philippines from the Cordillera Administrative Region of Luzon. They inhabit the six provinces of Abra, Apayao, Benguet, Kalinga, Ifugao, and Mountain Province, as well as Baguio City.


Reference: Wiki

The beauty of the Han Chinese woman.

Han father and two sons, Fujian Province.

Han Chinese farmer in Guangdong, China.

Han Chinese in Philippines.

Han Chinese of Hong Kong, China.

The Cradle of the Han People -- Southern China: Modern Day Guangdong, Fujian, Hainan, Yunnan.

The Han Chinese are an ethnic group native to East Asia. They constitute approximately 92% of the population of China, 98% of the population of Taiwan, 74% of the population of Singapore, 24.5% of the population of Malaysia, and about 20% of the entire global human population, making them the largest ethnic group in the world. There is considerable genetic, linguistic, cultural, and social diversity among the Han, mainly due to thousands of years of immigration and assimilation of various regional ethnicities and tribes within China. Of the 10 million Chinese who live in the Philippines, some 25% of the Philippine population have Han blood in their veins.


reference:
wikipedia

Phenotypically, they are much closer to Mongols than the Han.

Manchu are not considered Han Chinese. They were, for most of Chinese Imperial History, considered barbarian peoples of the north. The Manchu conquered China in the 1600s and established the last great Dynasty called the Qing Dynasty.

They have, for the most part, been assimilated into Han culture. However, they are genetically different and phenotypically different from the pure Han Chinese.

Manchu man in ethnic Manchu regalia.

Manchu women in ethnic Manchu regalia.

The Manchu hail from present day Northeastern China.

Uyghur man and woman. They hail from the western Chinese province of Xinjiang.

Uyghur boy

Beautiful people! Interesting to see, guys, that China is not so homogenous eh? There are so many ethnic groups that make up the Chinese People.

Uyghur woman

Uyghur children

Uyghur man

Quote from: islander on October 01, 2013, 03:27:18 PM
a choice made by one so young, whew.  kudos to your dad.  the loneliness he must have suffered must have been well worth it. 

yes. when i graduated college he cried and whispered to me, "i am seeing something that my papa did not see. to see my eldest graduate."

my father's dad passed away before he could see my dad graduate engineering school.

all of us kids cherish our dad. all his life, he's been sacrificing always for family. we cherish our papa. so much.

When brains and beauty intertwine.

The beauty of the ethnic Kazakh.

beautiful...

very succulent lips.

The Mongolian woman...

Quote from: islander on October 01, 2013, 03:01:22 PM
it's the same until now, though my understanding is not so much the race or the color of skin but the qualification, experience, and the level of position in a firm.  the british (almost always, most are british or europeans) just happen to be more qualified and more experienced.  (the arabs can afford to get the best and the brightest from the west, so to speak, while the professional filipinos who go there are almost always young and just starting, in their twenties like your father.  the older and more experienced filipinos tend to leave and go to the west, again like your father.)

when i was younger, i would listen to dad's 'life lessons' for my siblings and i. you're right tita, tinuod bitaw about the pay for pinoys. when dad left for saudi in 1981, he was only 23 years old. he said the first time he got his pay check na kuyawan siya kai it was around $3500 riyals a month. compared to how much a newly-graduated civil engineer would make in the philippines..around 8,000 or 10,000 pesos kono a month.

with 3500 riyals a month, my father was able to send all 6 of his siblings to school and pay off our family house in tagbilaran. he had to take over the responsibility of 'man of the house' after his father passed away when dad was only 21.

so, saudi arabia, was a blessing for dad. and my paternal side.

Quote from: islander on October 01, 2013, 03:01:22 PM
it's the same until now, though my understanding is not so much the race or the color of skin but the qualification, experience, and the level of position in a firm.  the british (almost always, most are british or europeans) just happen to be more qualified and more experienced.  (the arabs can afford to get the best and the brightest from the west, so to speak, while the professional filipinos who go there are almost always young and just starting, in their twenties like your father.  the older and more experienced filipinos tend to leave and go to the west, again like your father.)

they also give super bonuses for pinoys who convert to islam. dad said that his boss, almost everyday, would put a quran on his desk and say, "mohandis, we will give you a raise if you convert. please think it over."  (mohandis is the arab term for engineer).

anyways, dad used to have religious talks with them and reiterate christ's importance.

sabi ni dad his boss said to him, "if you were a muslim, you could be an imam." haha. buanga.

dad had a friend, from cebu city, who converted. he was given a substantial raise. from 4500 riyals a month to 6000 riyals a month.

pero muslim ra saudi, when this friend went back to cebu, na catholic na pod.

lol. this reminds me a time back in medical school. my friend job and i were reviewing for a pharmacology exam and an indian classmate came by to sit next to us to copy our notes. sabi si job, "pare, sino ba ito shya? baho na baho yung bumbai, pare..."

bwahahaha.

the indian said, "i'm not from bombay, i'm from New Delhi"

job and i burst out in laughter. bad. i know.

Quote from: islander on October 01, 2013, 02:55:41 PM
paki (short for pakistani who are ehtnically the same as indians) was used by prince harry earlier, for which he was upbraided.

really? wow. even the royal prince calls them that. i wonder what his grandmother, the sovereign queen, says about them behind closed doors...

Quote from: islander on October 01, 2013, 02:49:34 PM
paki?  oh, lorenz... hihihi.

tinuod bitaw. 'paki' is a racist term the white brits call south asians there. its a super insult daw.

she should see how her fellow countrymen are treated in saudi arabia. the saudis practically treat indians, bangladeshis, sri lankans as slaves.

my father, who lived and worked in saudi for 12 years, said saudis really look down on indians. they prefer filipinos because filipinos are at least 'al qitab' (christian, people of the book) whereas indians are pagans.

saudis are a bit racist too, tho.

a white engineer they'll pay around 5,000 to 6,000 riyals
a filipino engineer they'll pay around 3,000 to 4,000 riyals
an indian engineer they'll pay around 2,500 to 3,000 riyals

this is what my dad said.

Quote from: islander on October 01, 2013, 02:43:35 PM

devina dediva and megan young

no comment.

sigh. she should've thought before making such hateful comments. sorry if i seem mean, but i mean it. this lady is an imbecile.

i wonder how she would feel if a white brit called her, "a stinking darky" or "a dirty paki".

Its exceptionally hard to match / specialize in surgery or anesthesiology. You practically have to score 99% on the boards to even match to these areas.

if this moron was to come here in chicago, i would introduce her to the head of surgery in the hospital i work at. the head of surgery is no other than a Filipino. there are no indian physicians in surgery. most of them are in family medicine or psychiatry.

The head of Anesthesiology is also...you guessed it...a Filipino-American.

this person is , indeed, an imbecile.

14. Blondes have more hair. They’re said to have more fun, and they definitely have more hair. Hair color determines how dense the hair on your head is. The average human has 100,000 hair follicles, each of which is capable of producing 20 individual hairs during a person’s lifetime. Blondes average 146,000 follicles while people with black hair tend to have about 110,000 follicles. Those with brown hair fit the average with 100,000 follicles and redheads have the least dense hair, with about 86,000 follicles.

13. Women’s hair is about half the diameter of men’s hair. While it might sound strange, it shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise that men’s hair should be coarser than that of women. Hair diameter also varies on average between races, making hair plugs on some men look especially obvious.

12. Every day the average person loses 60-100 strands of hair. Unless you’re already bald, chances are good that you’re shedding pretty heavily on a daily basis. Your hair loss will vary in accordance with the season, pregnancy, illness, diet and age.

11. Facial hair grows faster than any other hair on the body. If you’ve ever had a covering of stubble on your face as you’re clocking out at 5 o’clock you’re probably pretty familiar with this. In fact, if the average man never shaved his beard it would grow to over 30 feet during his lifetime, longer than a killer whale.

Quote from: Lollapalooza on May 06, 2013, 09:15:27 AM
Contributor: G.R.O.
(Gènawah '06)

Inig kasalop na sa adlaw ang akong lawas
nga puno sa likido gayud ang permaninting pangitaon, ilugan sa mga katawhan

      Bata pa lang ako, ang mga lumulupyo sa among dapit gibansagan na ako'g pating mubo ug lupad. Wa ako'y mahimo kay tinuod man gyud apan kung wa ako malipay kaha sila?

      Ug makakita sila nako makit-an ko gyud sa ilang mga nawong nga gipang-uhaw daw sama sa mga irong bu**** nga nagpanilap ug nagtulo ang mga laway. Nalibog ko kay dili man ko parehas sa artistang sikat ug maanyag, taas ug barug. Apan akong nahunahunaan nga siguro sila nangaibog kay abuna ako'y himsog ug perpektong panglawas. Mao kini ang nakapaagni sa ilang kalawasang giuhaw sa kalipay.

      Inig kasalop na sa adlaw ang akong lawas nga puno sa likido gayud ang permaninting pangitaon, ilugan sa katawhan. Ug unya pag paliton na gani ko bisan man sa ubos nga presyo, ang akong kasingkasing mulukso sa himaya ug ang akong kalag daw ibayaw sa kahitas-an. Ila na pud nga matilawan ang akong..... hmmmm....

     Ug tuod man, pagkahuman sa ilang pagpalit, ila na akong gidala sa isa ka mangitngit ug mabugnaw nga lugar. Hinay-hinay ila akong gipatong sa nag-inusarang lamesa niadtong dapita. Ila akong gipasayaw, gihikap-hikap ang akong hubo nga lawas pinaagi sa ilang mga bugnawng tudlo... Makita ko sa ilang mga porma nga ilang mga tilaok nahutdan na ug laway. Ila gayud kong gitabangan. Lahi-lahing mga ngabil ang akong natilawan, nihalok kanako niadtong panahona. Ang kabugnaw niadtong dapita napulihan ug kainit daw musilaob. Ang kahilom usab napulihan ug mga katawa, padyak sa ilang mga tiil ang mipuno sa among nahimutangan.

    Apan bisan pa man sa kalipay nga akong nabati, naa lang gihapon sa akong kasingkasing ang kahiubos. Mura ako'g robot nga unsa ang gimando sa akong amo, mao pud ang buhaton. Sakit usab pamalandungon, sa akong gihatag nga kainit biyaan lang ako nga daw sama sa basurang way bili niining kalibutana. Usahay pa gani ug wa sila'y mahimo, ang ilang mga kaligutgot ug ang ilang mga kalagot ipasa sa ako. Ila akong ilabay maayo untag di dayon ko mabuak, magupok ra ba jud ko dayon... Ihilak na lang nako ang tanan ug isiyagit ko sa kalibutan, "Asang HUSTISYA?!?!"

    Kapait jud oi mamahimong botilya...

do you know what initiates the 'katol' sensation in our body?

hehehe! a proteins called prostaglandin and bradykinin that initiates the itch and pain sensations.

pro-allergens ni sila duha.

10. 80% of the brain is water. Your brain isn’t the firm, gray mass you’ve seen on TV. Living brain tissue is a squishy, pink and jelly-like organ thanks to the loads of blood and high water content of the tissue. So the next time you’re feeling dehydrated get a drink to keep your brain hydrated.

9. The brain itself cannot feel pain. While the brain might be the pain center when you cut your finger or burn yourself, the brain itself does not have pain receptors and cannot feel pain. That doesn’t mean your head can’t hurt. The brain is surrounded by loads of tissues, nerves and blood vessels that are plenty receptive to pain and can give you a pounding headache.

8. Information travels at different speeds within different types of neurons. Not all neurons are the same. There are a few different types within the body and transmission along these different kinds can be as slow as 0.5 meters/sec or as fast as 120 meters/sec.

7. Neurons continue to grow throughout human life. For years scientists and doctors thought that brain and neural tissue couldn’t grow or regenerate. While it doesn’t act in the same manner as tissues in many other parts of the body, neurons can and do grow throughout your life, adding a whole new dimension to the study of the brain and the illnesses that affect it.

6. Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream. While this may be true, don’t take it as a sign you’re mentally lacking if you can’t recall your dreams. Most of us don’t remember many of our dreams and the average length of most dreams is only 2-3 secondsâ€"barely long enough to register.

5. The brain is much more active at night than during the day. Logically, you would think that all the moving around, complicated calculations and tasks and general interaction we do on a daily basis during our working hours would take a lot more brain power than, say, lying in bed. Turns out, the opposite is true. When you turn off your brain turns on. Scientists don’t yet know why this is but you can thank the hard work of your brain while you sleep for all those pleasant dreams.