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I will not use the word worry
   I rather say "concern"...
   Someday the cycle of life will return to where it start;
      born alone, get married, start a family then
      children get married to start on their own
       one spouse dies, then you are alone again....
          maybe sitting on a rocking chair,
          looking outside  the window while
          reminiscing the good old days gone by....
Life, here today and gone tomorrow

Remember:
Senior  Citizens Are Valuable
We  are more valuable than any of the younger  generations:
We have silver in our hair.
We have  gold in our teeth.
We have stones in our kidneys. 
We have lead in our feet and ....
We are loaded  with natural  gas.

Billy Bob & the Frog
Billy Bob is 77 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see any one. img1.gif
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.
Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your woman!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
  " Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

That's right, kids grow up so fast before you know it....

I'm grateful and happy while listening to my son....
  " Mama take care your health please, so you live long  to be a grandma"
     that's a counsel from a loving son 
     

How you spend your time is more important
   than how you spend your money.
Financial mistakes can be corrected,
  but time is gone forever.

Hahahaha, wala matakdo, unsaon  ang engineer sa Cebu wala makigsabot sa
     engineer sa Bohol,  palabwanay sa abilidad,  walay teamwork 

Pastel colors, looks so gentle and friendly 

Pastel colors, looks so gentle and friendly 

Sayo buntag sa dayon na hapit  mobidlisiw ang adlaw,
  love the nice, cool morning, listen to the birds singing and
  the dew on the grasses glistening, what a wonderful world.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 26, 2010, 08:27:37 AM
Tagay to drown his sorrow. Once he has recovered tagay na pud to celebrate the recovery...

Hahaha, lumsan ang napikas nga kasingkarol, maayo gyud ka nga higala Hubag
 

Good info, love your back, don't let it get hurt.

 Classic (old time favorites)  I feel  more relax while listening to soothing tones
  and   traditional gospel music, no contemporary please...
  it helps me feel more closer to God while meditating and praying to our Lord.

A person without ambition is like a ship
sailing without destination.

It's considered healthy if it's well-planned and  not detrimental to anyone.

 , uy  mora man na ug double occupancy coffin......

Watching Lifetime movies or mag TubagBohol hehehehe

Hehehe, lingaw kaayo ang frog sa iya paniudto....

God uses the thermometer of obedience to test the temperature of love.

Hofelina, yes I am a Registered Nurse, tinood daghan gyud kaayo
  gicancer bisan asa dapita.

Pero diri sa ospital akong gitrabahoan naa gyud  gani usa sa nurse manager
 sa telemetry kay iyang cancer sa right side of her face ug naoperahan
 giabisan iyang dila apil, gani naa sad sa laing floor mao gihapon nga area
 sa right side sa nawong pero ang iya naabot na sa iyang tutunlan.
Ubay-ubay gyud noon ni sila, mostly sa breast..

I'm not sure kon it has to do with the spectra-link phone nga dala namo
 pirme  while on duty and also the monitor attach to the badge  the staff wears mopick up
 sa signal  ug mo show sa wescom computer screen kon may patient
 mo call for nurse or aide and trace the staff bisan asa ka  basta sulod lang sa hospital.

Nireklamo ko sa among director hinoon and I refused to wear ani nga monitor
 tungod sa radiation (so I thought) but I'm not the only staff that refused though.

Naabot ni sa administrator ug nagsent siyag memo nga tinood may radiation(I was right!)
 pero the amount is so minute and it is not harmful.

Well, whatever, nihunong na gyud kog gamit ani noon, I do it the old way in cancelling
 the call light in patient's room, cancell it manually imbis automatic mopick up sa signal.
from the monitor hanging on the staff's chest to the control panel in the ceiling inside the  patient's room.

Unya sa hallway naa sa kisame ang  control panel to pick up the monitor mo show sa Wescom screen kon kinsa
  nang nisulod sa room or naa sa hallway, full name sa staff.
This is one of the drawback of this so-called high-tech age.

So ang ID badge ra akong gi wear wala nay  monitor...tua na  pirme sulod sa locker.

Yes, that's right naa sa among dughan nagbitay ang badge with the monitor nagtupad kaayo.

Thank you so much for the prayers para sa nasakit nako nga kauban sa trabaho.

  cute!

Que sera, sera   but being famous NO! camera shy ra ba kaayo ko.

Thanks for the info, it's very interesting.

My esposo, my only hijo and the Holy Bible. 

Hi Tigs, ayaw lang pag Ma'am nako bah, pulos ra ta bisaya 

I was really amazed about the cancer info, ako giprint para ihatag sa kauban nako nga
 RN karon nagleave kay nagterminal stage na iyang breast Ca ug 56 years
 ra baya siya, looy kaayo naghilak gyud to siya kay 5 years ago
 na siya nadiagnose ug gichemo plus radiation.

The she went on remission, balik trabaho then last February one Saturday morning
we were on the same floor naassign.
I noted she was grimacing and leaning to her right side while holding it
  so I inquired if she was sick.
She said, " I have this pain for days now maybe it's my gallbladder"
So ako siya gi assessed about signs and symptoms then I lightly palpate the area
 then I said,"I hope I'm wrong but it seems to me that there's something wrong
  with your liver, you better call your doctor ASAP"
Niinsist gyud siya nga iya gallbladder and she's okey and worked  till the end of shift.

Two days later after she went to her doctor, she received the bad news;
 her breast cancer came back with a vengeance spreading to her spine
 liver and pancreas.
When she saw me in the hospital, she hugged me while sobbing and we both cried
  she said," I tried to deny it, but you are right"
As of now she is in the cancer treatment center in Pennsylvania for further treatment.

Then ang ward secretary sa Oncology floor, 41 years old namatay sa breast cancer
  ug ang funeral this past Sunday.
I can go on and on but...in summary thanks for the info it's very useful and
  I will practice what I know now.
Thanks a million Hofelina.

  naunsa man ang tiguwang uy.

As the winter days unfolds,
 the trees shed their leaves to show their nakedness
 while women  put on heavy coats to cover up their flesh.
When the summer comes,
 the trees put on their heavy leaves
 to cover  up their  branches;
 while the women remove their clothes
 for their bellybuttons to show off.

Kuyaw mabali nang kahoy iyang gipatongan para lang kalantaw sa layong dapit.

Whatever outcome after you got married,  kay lagi
  for better or for worst 

Hahahaha, 
Tigs okey ra kay ang guide mao na  lang sad ang moagak nako
Nindot hunahunaon ning mga plano sa unahan pero
ang nakaapan dili pa duol ang retirement age.

The other day akong kauban nga nurse niingon,
"I just received a letter from the Social Security Office
 informing me  that  my retirement age
 will be at 66 and a half years old!"
Naunsyalan naman hinoon ni uy, gipatas-an man nila ang eded usa
  kapahuway... hutdan man ta sa tanang kusog hangtud
  magkurog nang atong tuhod.

Salamat kaayo Hofelina, suwayan ko diay ni basin  mataktak ning
sobra nga  pounds akong gikargakarga.

Nakahinuklog ko nga nagbasa ani, tumang kalooy akong gibati aning mga bataa
  mga buutan kay bisan sa kalisod nag-inunungay

If the Lord will let me live that long and then past  retirement period,
  enjoy lang ug suroy-suroy, just like  you said  Hofelina, gusto ko
  mo tour sa  bayan kong minumutya,  kauban sa akong kaparyentehan
  dinha sa nasud nga gilubngan sa akong pusod 

Hoy, kataas ba ug dila ana niya 

Nice facts to know

  akong  alimpu naa uban balig 2-3 tingali,
   wana guwang na si manang dili na kapugngan

My family, education and salvation 

Thanks,  nahimuot gyud ko ug maayo

  pagka tricky nga tiguwang.

To transmit the electromagnetic current and  keep it flowing  both sides?  
As known opposite  poles attract, manginit, kulbaan pa gyud
 ang  kasingkasing nagtigidig sa kalipay.

I hope  the Filipinos are okay and use better judgment to get out
  just leave Bangkok, pasagdahi na sila mag-unay.
  It's just the sign of the end-times 

The standard of living in Europe is much higher compared here in the U.S.
  though at present the dollar value has been declining slowly.

It's prevalent in Europe that 50% from the annual gross income of the working class
  is paid to the federal taxes ug mao  usab kana  ang giplano sa namunuan dinhi
   kay sa pagkakaron bisan sa kadaghan sa buhis wala pa kita mo igo sama nga
   porsento pareha nila.

The euro according to economist Richard Douthwaite wrote on May 7 in the Irish
   Times;
   "Economic growth cannot increase incomes reliably and quickly enough
   to deliver the desired result. The only possible remedy is inflation. This could be
    engineered by having the European Central Bank create money out of nothing
    to give all the euro zone countries to spend."

The problem with inflation is that it hurts the working class because it acts like an
    indirect tax. It lowers the purchasing power of the money, thus you pay more
    for everything you pay for.
   
     

Quote from: hofelina on May 20, 2010, 05:16:42 AM
dear Statesville, there are speculations that here in Germany Vat will increase up to 25 percent.

I hope dili madayon diri kay grabe na kadaghan buhis,
daghan na walay trabaho karon  over 8 millions na ug  continue to increase
hugtan maayo ang bakos...

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 20, 2010, 05:17:53 AM
I read somewhere nga the nose and ears don't stop growing kuno. I don't know if this applies to everybody...

you mean pareho ani?

Choices are individualized, stay single or married that is
if I have to do it all over again, I will still do the same. 

Kini pangulo karon mas daghan iya czars kay sa  nilabay nga pangulo
    kay balig 32 man iya karon gipangtudlo libot niya
Grabe daghang buhis na kada lingi unya sa pinas untol mga
  tawo pagsugod  ug butang ug vat sa  ila palitononon unya diri merika
  ila na plano vat puno sa bug-at na mga buhis..
 

bitaw noh? atong  susihon ang nag raid, hahahaha
tan-awon  ilang linaktan wala ba nagkindangkindang kay nahigh na.

Aw magdala lang unya siya ug pole para sa iyang talent
  nakadaug na god siya ani...hehehehe

Good for him, maayo na lang siya namatay kay sa  daghan unya
   maamong sa iyang gitanom nga drugas, gusto ug easy money
   putol noon iyang idad, naunay sa tari.

BQN, kalooy sa imong lolo tawon sad uy hahahahaha

you are very welcome...
wow! that's great,  a father and daughter duet
I'm sure lipay kaayo imong misis  naminaw ninyo 

Dili katuhuan,  para lang yud ma center of attention.

Hubag, ka cute sa imong kokak connection hahahaha

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 01, 2010, 05:14:39 AM
Can anyone download "KAHIT ISANG SAGLIT"? Martin N.

BQN here's your request, enjoy

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Ayaw mo kabalaka kay gusto mo o dili  iia plano tumanon, healthcare humana,
karo ila gusto nga sunod pareha sa europe tag  ten dollars ang gallon sa gasolina
kay karon over dos dolyares ra man kono diri sa merika mosaka  ila target
tag 7 dolyares kada gallon lang usa kono anam-anam, atangi ang  sunod na kabanata.

Here's a very unusual frog, tambok kaayo

Hala, kadako sa baki, mas dako pa sa nawong sa naggunit ani

Here's more;

Hala, kadako sa baki, mas dako pa sa nawong sa naggunit ani

Here's more;

Tanang kinitaan sa amo tua ra paingon sa lawog sa iro,
  kaon tulog ra ang trabaho way exercise ug gukod sa iring sa silingan.

Kinsa man kaha  ang ma inlove niya uy, pagdamgo dinha!

The more I thank the Lord for being born normal
  thus including my cognitive ability.
If you think you really had a bad day, it's time to look around and look at others.

Uy, kadako sa isda basin nakatukob na kana ug tawo nga nalumos.
     

I like it 
MDB, akong sumpayan ha,
   
   End of the World
Why does the sun go on shining,
Why does the sea rush to shore.
Don't they know, it's the end of the world,
Cause you don't love me anymore.

Why do the birds go on singing,
Why do the stars glow above.
Don't they know, it's the end of the world,
It ended when I lost your love.

I wake up in the morning and I wonder.
Why everything's the same as it was.
I can't understand, no I can't understand,
How life goes on the way it does.

Why does my heart go on beating,
Why do these eyes of mine cry.
Don't they know, it's the end of the world,
It ended when you said goodbye.

Why does my heart go on beating,
Why do these eyes of mine cry.
Don't they know, it's the end of the world,
It ended when you said goodbye.

Nakalimot na sila sa niagi  esp. the youngsters who just read
   it in the History book or hear it from the older folks but reluctant to believe.

Interesting indeed, I use smart balance butter made with olive oil
  no trans fat compared to other brand, like, I can't believe it's not
  butter though it says no trans fat, but read the ingredients,
   the fine prints, it has partially hydrogenated oil which is the same as trans fat.
Eating food with trans fat is just like chewing plastic down to your system
 it will clog the arteries that will cause a heart attack in the long run.

 
Uy, kakauyaw ba ug marape ka ug kangaroo,
tunobtunoban pa gyud ka igkahuman, basin ihian pa gyud
  dayong talikod  ug dagan dala bahakhak
  dili man makakiha ang biktima....

Mas dako iyang idad and should have known better  iya
  lang gipahimudsan ang bata nga kuwang pa sa buot.
She needs to be charged for child molestation.

Naa say ubang lalaki nga bisan galingkod ug makatapad ug babaye tuyoon
   kapyot ang usa ka kamot sa  metal bar sa kisame sa jeep,
   unya tuyoon  ug dapat ang siko sa bungtod sa dughan ni Inday.
 

Kayagaw ba sad ana tan-awon makadistract man na sa  padulngan
  unless tinda na sa driver ang gipamitay dinha, wala naman moangay.

Kalooy sa mga biktima naa pay naglisod sa panginabuhi nisamot pa gyud hinoon.

You can't no more learn from somethin'
    from anyone who don't know nothin'
    that you can come back from anywhere
     you ain't been.

Hahahaha, nakalitan sa kalipay, human patay noon

Hubag, pastilan naluya ko ug katawa anang  imong gipost  hahaha
  ang mga baki gipangputlan ug tiil, plus mao nay nikaon  ug tawo baliktad nah
 

Hi! cebu girl, taga Cebu City baya sad ko, sa Guadalupe I hope dili ka nako silingan dinha
   or anak  of someone that I know sa dinha pa ko puyo.
Normal ra sa tawo mangandoy  moadto sa laing lugar labi na
  gusto moasenso, ayaw ka discourage, quiters never win.
Planoha lang ug maayo ayaw diretso ambak sa  situation of uncertainty.
As of now dia ko sa U.S. salamat sa Ginoo, my childhood dreams
       natuman.  
 

Hmmmp, conflict of interest na ang hinungdan,
   basin unya mausab iya decision mo take oath adto sa  barangay tanod!

Hahahaha, mahimo sad kon dili na madalag Drano, last remedy lang ang ROTOR

Shame. Is there any alternative in a diplomatic way without using force?
           Nagpinatyanay naman hinoon ni sila, signs of end-time 

A lesson to learn; be careful what you say for you might eat it someday.

This is just nonsensical; they better  concentrate on more important issues
     as fulfilling the promises made during the campaign for  our country.

Obviously, he didn't get it klaro iya ra bulsa giapas ato uy!

Pounding unwanted junk into your system for years is just like
   dumping grease to your sink, after a while you will need Drano
   to clear it up.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 14, 2010, 04:27:56 PM
The hatchet may not be able to penetrate his thick skull. Aim for the neck instead.

Hahahaha, na mutuay ang ulo, morag manok  natiklo..

From 60's,  karon kay niambak  sa mid-90's
  with high humidity pa gyud   

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 14, 2010, 04:52:14 PM
Kadto pung tua sa ibabaw demure kaayo, nanampong sa iyang kuan...

Hahahaha, kalimot sul-ob sa iyang swimming trunk...

In spite of their fame and success, their lives ended in vain.

ang dalaga noon: ang kaulitawhan maoy mangamuyo kanila
ang dalaga ngayon: mao nay motirada sulti sa ilang gugma

Ahahahahaha, nikupos na tawon, mao nay giingon nga beauty is only skin deep..

Balihon nato ang question:How to tell if he is not single?

Hahahaha, nawala na ang pensamento nakalimot na sa tanang niagi

Kalooy ba sa iya spelling dili man kamao, binisay-a na lang para maklaro hahahaha

Here's more;
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take
  a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping
  noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel,
  chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Hi! Mister," one of them said after catching his breath,
"You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost!
What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled.
   "They misspelled my name!"

Hahahaha, usa ray mata pero pwerte sang dakua

Nia pa gyud laing cyclop;

Nanampiling kay it's taking a break, hehehehehe pahuway...

Kadaghan ba aning baki, hahahaha

When you bury the hatchet, make sure it is not in your neighbor's head.

Hahahaha, Hubag mao gyud na gamit ug dughit morag mamopu ug santol..

Kanang sobra katambok usually ilang kamot dili kaabot sa ilang lobot
looy baya ang mga nursing assistant kay  magpailo na sila kay dili
maabot kono, well how they do it at home?
Ang mga OT (Occupational Therapist) motrain ana
    nila unsaon paghygiene with the use of
    a tong; laing gamit sa tong dili ra kay gamit sa pangluto
    pagbali sa pinirito or sinugba. 

The boy's life was spare for a reason that only the Lord knows.

Kalooy tawon sa iyang future unta nga mga anak, gipusil sa pulis

Uy, ngek, bahala ka dinha di gyud noon ko moinom anang imong special offer
     nah manimaho man sad tang angso anah, hahahahaha

Quote from: alycxs on May 10, 2010, 07:37:02 AM

Ihi?  grabe ka negosyante hasta ihi  giapil

Super-thirsty for something salty and delicious?
If you can't find Gatorade and live in India, you might try some gau jal instead.
The secret ingredient? Cow pee.

The Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS),
which is the oldest and largest Hindu nationalist group, projects that bottled cow urine
  could be unleashed on the world by the end of this year.

Not surprisingly, some of the concerns are getting rid of the pesky pee smell and making it tasty.
The drink will be mainly cow tinkle with a few herbs to, er, mask the taste of its primary ingredient.

What's the use of crying over spilled milk?
 Just move on,  pasagdahi ang niagi.
 "Ang kalibotan dili hungot", matud pa sa akong mader
 She was right, maayo ra nagbuwag naabot noon
   ko diri sa land of milk and honey, hehehehe
   Oh life, I just love and live.
 

Wa ko kasuway and I don't think I want to try
  nope, thanks anyway..
  paa ra sa manok akong hilig..hehehehe

Blessed is he who  has learned
             to admire, but not envy;
             to follow but not imitate;
             to praise, but not flatter;
             to lead but not manipulate.

Hubag kabus-ok ug paa sa  imong sud-an nga baki, hehehe