Quote from: Julai on June 28, 2007, 01:47:23 AM\
hmmm..so far,the craziest thing i did for love was dating someone's bf..
i'm really crazy,isn't it??
ehhmmm julai rock ka kaayo ha..
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#2201
Question and Answer / Re: What's the craziest thing you did for love?
August 07, 2007, 03:02:38 AMehhmmm julai rock ka kaayo ha..
#2202
Question and Answer / Re: is it Love or Security?
August 07, 2007, 02:59:48 AM
ako naka try nako naay kwarta akong pares pero .. dili man gihapon ka masaya..so para nako love lang oi.. atleast happy. bahalag saging basta labing..
#2203
Question and Answer / Re: What Simply Makes You Happy or Excited?
August 07, 2007, 02:56:27 AM
author=..yadz.. link=topic=932.msg7234#msg7234 date=1182567119]
for your night life...lolz!
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dili gyod intawn.. usahay ra ko moadto ug patay sindi.. ug moadto man gani AMBOSH lang.. he he TIHIK. toink.
for your night life...lolz!
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dili gyod intawn.. usahay ra ko moadto ug patay sindi.. ug moadto man gani AMBOSH lang.. he he TIHIK. toink.
#2204
Question and Answer / Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
August 07, 2007, 02:51:45 AMQuote from: prinsipe on June 29, 2007, 01:06:55 PMha ha ha bitaw ako raba kay action faster than sound..
supak ko ana... apilan gyud ug hikap para dali
#2205
Question and Answer / Re: Could it be true that first love never dies?
August 07, 2007, 02:48:12 AM
It is true that true love never dies. If you let the person go and the person comes back to you, then it was true love. If you let the person go and the person doesn't come back, then it was never meant to be.
#2206
Question and Answer / Re: What is your Unique characteristic?
August 07, 2007, 02:43:52 AM
ako dili ko gwapo.. pero putoki lang diha nimo makita akong unique characteristic.
#2207
Question and Answer / Re: What is your worst nightmare today?
August 07, 2007, 02:42:02 AM
ngeee.. kangilngeg bah..
ako nagdamgo ra intawn ug manti-ANAK. nagkurog ko sa kahadlok..
ako nagdamgo ra intawn ug manti-ANAK. nagkurog ko sa kahadlok..
#2208
Question and Answer / Re: If you could eliminate one thing you do each day in the bathroom...
August 07, 2007, 02:39:03 AM
ako dili nako mag shampoo kaayo kay maka opaw kuno..
#2209
Question and Answer / Re: When was your first kiss?
August 07, 2007, 02:37:37 AM
ehhmmm kalimot ko dah.. seguro high school time.
#2210
Question and Answer / Re: What is your favorite Local/Cable TV show??
August 07, 2007, 02:32:57 AM
Tom and Jerry show..
malingaw ko bisan ako isa nakakatawa..
malingaw ko bisan ako isa nakakatawa..
#2211
Question and Answer / Re: Viagra: Just for Sex?
August 07, 2007, 02:30:45 AMi thinks its for sex but talk to a doctor first.i heared from my surrounding that viagra makes you blind and even can makes your blood evil so how much % its right?
#2212
Question and Answer / Re: What road sign best describes you?
August 07, 2007, 02:23:08 AMno U turn ..
#2213
Question and Answer / Re: When Did Humans Get Talky?
August 07, 2007, 02:17:00 AM
ha ha ha walang lusot ug tambok, murag baboy, ug insakto lang murag unggoy, saon nalang diba moy!!!!
#2214
Weird and Extreme / Re: Woman Had a Soda Bottle Stuffed in Her Vagina!
August 06, 2007, 07:28:34 PM
mao lagi na ba pag inabot sa uwag.. bisan unsa nalang ang mahuna hunaan..naka hinumdum pod sa manila sa una nga nagbutang ug bearing sa ulo, gidala sa PGH kay na tinanos na 
#2215
Facts and Trivia / Re: Love it or Hate it......a game!
August 06, 2007, 07:19:17 PM
yeah love it yummy...
labi nag may hang over..
sinigang na bangos..
labi nag may hang over..
sinigang na bangos..
#2216
Introduce Yourself / Re: AUTOGRAPH (dili lang ni pang-high school, ha! weehehe!)
August 06, 2007, 07:12:48 PM
sus ka fresh air ba aning lugara oi..maka ibog man..klaro inigmata ana mag law-oy na sya ug kamungay.
#2217
Quotable Quotes / Re: Out of Nothing
August 05, 2007, 09:20:18 PM
may TAMA kayo dyan. kris aquino
#2218
Quotable Quotes / Re: CHARACTER OR REPUTATION?
August 05, 2007, 09:10:53 PM
character is who you actually are, while your reputation can be so many things you aren't. people don't always know the whole story, and when the word gets around about who you are in people's minds, it isn't really a reflection of the truth.
your reputation could be a mirror image of your character, but that's only if people don't judge you from what they hear or see.
the better of the two is definitely character. It's who you are in your life and what you think of yourself. not what random people think..
your reputation could be a mirror image of your character, but that's only if people don't judge you from what they hear or see.
the better of the two is definitely character. It's who you are in your life and what you think of yourself. not what random people think..
#2219
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: ang lugod sa akong inahan
August 05, 2007, 07:15:59 PM
ang lugod baya ron kay gihimo ng pang massage..
#2220
Facts and Trivia / Re: True or False
August 05, 2007, 06:51:54 PM
False..
the person under me is anorexic.
the person under me is anorexic.
#2221
Facts and Trivia / Re: DID YOU KNOW
August 05, 2007, 06:45:01 PM
A statue in a park with a soldier on a horse with its 3 feet in the air means the soldier died in combat., If the horse has only 1 foot in the air, the soldier died of injuries from combat. If the horse has all 4 feet on the ground, the soldier died of naturals causes.
#2222
Facts and Trivia / Re: Love it or Hate it......a game!
August 05, 2007, 06:40:21 PM
love it.. sauna..
kinilaw bolinao..
kinilaw bolinao..
#2225
Weird and Extreme / Re: 7 stars Hotel in the world
August 04, 2007, 08:14:20 PM
yup, yadz every month.. 
#2226
Weird and Extreme / Re: Weird sign
August 04, 2007, 08:12:46 PM
unsa mani .. wala na lagi pod koy makita..
#2227
Weird and Extreme / Re: The World's Best Prison House (ganahan ka puyo ani???)
August 04, 2007, 08:11:08 PM
aw ug ingon ana, naana na sila mga work sulod at sympre tsada ang pag kaon.. daghan gyod seguro maghimo ug dautan..para ma preso lang..
#2228
Weird and Extreme / Re: how to catch a butterfly
August 04, 2007, 08:04:29 PM
yup, maghinay hinay anha sa likod agi.. kung pwedi magkamang..,
#2229
Weird and Extreme / Re: The Mother of All Sand Castles
August 04, 2007, 08:01:52 PM
TNX FOR INFO..
#2231
Weird and Extreme / Re: Swimming Pool was stolen
August 04, 2007, 07:46:35 PM
hasta pod ko dah.. attract man gud basahon ang subject.
#2232
Weird and Extreme / Re: Crazy..whacky..awesome Japanese Phone Booth
August 04, 2007, 07:40:33 PM
Nice... naa kahay japanes tea diha sa sulod ana..
#2233
Weird and Extreme / Re: A Chewing Gum That Increases The Breasts' Size
August 04, 2007, 07:36:13 PM
A chewing gum which contains extracts from the Pueraria mirifica (Kwao Krua) plant, makes a woman's breasts grow as well as improving their shape and tone, says B2UP, the makers of its Bust-Up gum.
The company also claims the gum fights ageing, reduces stress and helps your circulation. They say the extracts keep your muscles in good order.
Pueraria mirifica is indigenous to Thailand and Burma and has been used for hundreds of years for its medicinal purposes. The plant contains phytoestrogens, a chemical which acts in a similar way to oestrogen.
Bust-Up gum has become extremely popular in Japan.
B2UP's website is:
bust-up.net
The company also claims the gum fights ageing, reduces stress and helps your circulation. They say the extracts keep your muscles in good order.
Pueraria mirifica is indigenous to Thailand and Burma and has been used for hundreds of years for its medicinal purposes. The plant contains phytoestrogens, a chemical which acts in a similar way to oestrogen.
Bust-Up gum has become extremely popular in Japan.
B2UP's website is:
bust-up.net
#2234
Weird and Extreme / Re: Woman Had a Soda Bottle Stuffed in Her Vagina!
August 04, 2007, 07:32:17 PM
ka kuyaw ba oi..
#2235
Weird and Extreme / Re: The World's Best Prison House (ganahan ka puyo ani???)
August 04, 2007, 07:30:30 PM
korek ka dyan..maayo ning naa sa gawas oi..bahalag bulawan pana..
#2236
Weird and Extreme / Re: Spanish and Portuguese like to eat Filipinos...
August 04, 2007, 07:11:11 PM
ha ha ha makatawa man sad ta.. LARGA .. PEOPLES POWER TA.. IBAGSAK ANG FILIPINO BISCUITS.sulong mga insurektos aber mga tapos..
#2237
Weird and Extreme / Re: World's Largest and Smallest Horses
August 04, 2007, 07:07:29 PM
hala noh.. karon pako ani.. tnx for posting..
#2238
Facts and Trivia / Re: Love it or Hate it......a game!
August 04, 2007, 07:02:00 PMQuote from: buenavista on August 04, 2007, 02:20:00 PM
Love it!
Chocolate cake
love it..
drinking tuba...
#2239
Facts and Trivia / Re: Love it or Hate it......a game!
August 04, 2007, 06:58:50 PMQuote from: Sigbin II on August 01, 2007, 09:40:14 AM
Love them.
Here's Himontagon
Love it or hate it?
mura lagi ni sya ug view sa SAGBAYAN PEAK..
#2240
Facts and Trivia / Re: DID YOU KNOW
August 04, 2007, 06:56:31 PM
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 123,456,789,876,543,21.
#2241
Facts and Trivia / Re: DID YOU KNOW
August 04, 2007, 06:54:36 PMQuote from: Happy on August 04, 2007, 04:13:33 AMoisttt. be HAPPY always did you know..
tinuod ka diha? Pagtinarong diha oist
#2242
Family & Parenting / Re: I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart...
August 04, 2007, 06:46:56 PM
wow nice.. kalinaw bah oi..mura mag lana..
#2243
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: WHEN u r ANGRY
August 04, 2007, 06:22:15 PM
sometimes better to take a short break from each other, and try and approach the problem with cooler minds later on .
#2244
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Enough is Enough. Too Much is Too Much
August 04, 2007, 06:16:37 PM
sus.. wala gyod ko apil apil ana delete nalang pod..akong fwenster for friends, relatives, classmates purposes lang to view family photo ra.
#2245
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Halika Byahe Tayo Brings Tears to my Eyes
August 04, 2007, 06:12:29 PM
there is no other place like home.. babalik at babalik ka karin..
#2246
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: I need your help. Western Union Sucks...
August 04, 2007, 06:04:09 PM
tnx then, but its so sad mahal ra for 200 dollars.. bitaw hulat ta sa laing members kung may laing idea..
#2247
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: ang lugod sa akong inahan
August 04, 2007, 06:02:05 PM
ha ha ha. ang logud baw..kayamanan baya ng logud sa atong katigulangan..
#2248
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Fruits and Personality
August 04, 2007, 05:58:38 PM
i like papaya.. kay murag pakayasan daw ko.. toink..
ug sa orange sad.. ehmmm pwedi ba duhaon..
ug sa orange sad.. ehmmm pwedi ba duhaon..
#2249
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: I need your help. Western Union Sucks...
August 04, 2007, 05:55:17 PM
Grabi sad ng 40 dollars for 200 dollars, diri sa amo gani nga 9 dollars lang for 1000 dollars... try kuno ask sa mga banko ug unsay maayong paagi na madali aside western union. kay ang uban naay for pick up sa pinakadool na banko pero hindi alam kung available bana sa imong lugar karon.
#2250
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mo apil Jud Ko Diri
August 04, 2007, 05:48:10 PM
imong tug tug, imong sayaw.. mananahi, gisi ug sinina, panday guba ug balay, imong inom ,imong tagay..
#2251
Facts and Trivia / Re: Love it or Hate it......a game!
August 04, 2007, 12:24:05 AM
hate it..
chines garter???
chines garter???
#2252
Bohol Latest News / Re: Kinsay kinalamian moluto?
August 03, 2007, 11:54:40 PM
mao lagi na .. dili lang nila ma english tern bah..
#2253
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mo apil Jud Ko Diri
August 03, 2007, 11:52:55 PM
bitaw effective man gyod ng gikan sa atong mga katigulangan.
#2254
Bohol Latest News / Re: Kinsay kinalamian moluto?
August 03, 2007, 11:50:46 PM
Kanggaro daw lagi na bai..
#2255
Introduce Yourself / Re: AUTOGRAPH (dili lang ni pang-high school, ha! weehehe!)
August 03, 2007, 10:40:08 PMQuote from: galen on August 03, 2007, 10:24:37 PMehhmmm maglaway man sad ta ninyo..
mamonit ug lukot then suka nga aslum kaajo, payts na!
#2257
Love Talk / 50 Pesos Isang Oras
August 03, 2007, 09:27:33 PM
forwarded email from a friend..
Isang araw, may isang lalaking gabi na umuwi ng bahay na pagod na
pagod at naiinis, nang maratnan niya ang kaniyang maliit na anak na
naghihintay sa kanya sa may pintuan.
"Tatay, puwede po bang magtanong?" "Sige, ano yon?" tugon ng ama.
"Tatay, magkano po ba ang kinikita ninyo sa isang oras?" "Wala ka na
roon ba't ka ba nagtatanong pa ng ganyan, ha?" galit na sinabi ng
ama.
"Gusto ko lang po kasing malaman sige na po, pakisabi n'yo na po
kung magkano po ba ang kinikita ninyo sa isang oras?" ang paki-usap
ng paslit.
"Kung kailangan mo talagang malaman ay nakaka-50 pesos ako isang
oras."
"Ah," tugon ng paslit habang nakayuko at lumingon paitaas sa kanyang
ama upang sabihin
"Tatay, puwede po bang maka-utang sa inyo ng 25 pesos?"
Lalong nagalit tuloy ang ama.
"Kung ang dahilan lang ng pangungutang mo ay para makabili ka ng
walang kwentang laruan o walang katuturang ibang bagay, mabuti pa
pumunta kang diretso sa kwarto mo at matulog ka na, at isipin mo
kung bakit ka nagiging makasarili."
"Nagpapakahirap akong magtrabaho araw-araw, wala akong panahon sa
ganitong pambatang kalokohan."
Tahimik na nagtungo ang bata sa kanyang silid at isinara ang pinto.
Naupo ang lalaki na lalong nagalit tungkol sa mga tanong ng paslit.
"Lintik na bata yon ah, magtatanong ng gan'un para lang makakuha ng
pera."
Makalipas ang higit sa isang oras, ang lalaki ay nahimasmasan at
nagsimulang mag-isip na masyado naman yata siyang naging marahas sa
kaniyang anak.
"Siguro mayroon talagang importan teng bagay siyang bibilihin sa
halagang 25 pesos... Kung sa bagay, bibihira naman siyang manghingi
ng pera, eh."
Kung kaya't ang lalaki ay nagtungo sa silid ng kanyang anak at
binuksan ang pinto nito.
"Tulog ka na ba, Anak?" tanong niya.
"Hindi pa po, Tatay. Gising pa po ako." tugon ng bata.
"Ini-isip ko na sobra naman yata ako sa `yo kanina, eh," ang sinabi
ng lalaki.
"Medyo napagod kasi ako maghapon, kung kaya't ikaw tuloy ang
nabalingan ko... O, heto na ang 25 pesos na hinihingi mo."
Naupo kaagad ang paslit habang nakangiting kinuha ang pera at
malakas na nagsabing, "Salamat po, Tatay!"
Pagkatapos ay mayroong ina-abot ang paslit sa ilalim ng kanyang
unan, at saka binunot ang mga gusut-gusot na pera
"Kasi po ay kulang pa po ang pera ko kanina Pero, ngayon po ay
kumpleto na po," ang tugon ng paslit.
"Tatay, mayroon na po akong 50 pesos ngayon Puwede na po bang
bayaran ko na lang po ang isang oras ninyo para po umuwi po kayo
ng maaga bukas, kasi po, gusto ko pong magkasabay naman po tayong
kumain kahit po sana sa hapunan, eh."
Sa sinabing iyon ng kanyang anak, natigilan ang ama dali-dali niyang niyakap ang kanyang anak!
Ipamahagi ang kuwentong ito sa mga taong nais ninyo ngunit mas
mabuti pang ibahagi ninyo ang 50 pesos na halaga ng inyong panahon
sa mga taong mahal ninyo.
Ito ay isang munting paalala para sa inyong lahat na labis na abala
sa paghahanap ng ikabubuhay.
Hindi natin dapat hayaan pang makawala sa ating mga kamay ang mga
oras, nang hindi man lamang natin nabibigyan ng panahon ang mga
taong malapit sa ating puso.
Isang araw, may isang lalaking gabi na umuwi ng bahay na pagod na
pagod at naiinis, nang maratnan niya ang kaniyang maliit na anak na
naghihintay sa kanya sa may pintuan.
"Tatay, puwede po bang magtanong?" "Sige, ano yon?" tugon ng ama.
"Tatay, magkano po ba ang kinikita ninyo sa isang oras?" "Wala ka na
roon ba't ka ba nagtatanong pa ng ganyan, ha?" galit na sinabi ng
ama.
"Gusto ko lang po kasing malaman sige na po, pakisabi n'yo na po
kung magkano po ba ang kinikita ninyo sa isang oras?" ang paki-usap
ng paslit.
"Kung kailangan mo talagang malaman ay nakaka-50 pesos ako isang
oras."
"Ah," tugon ng paslit habang nakayuko at lumingon paitaas sa kanyang
ama upang sabihin
"Tatay, puwede po bang maka-utang sa inyo ng 25 pesos?"
Lalong nagalit tuloy ang ama.
"Kung ang dahilan lang ng pangungutang mo ay para makabili ka ng
walang kwentang laruan o walang katuturang ibang bagay, mabuti pa
pumunta kang diretso sa kwarto mo at matulog ka na, at isipin mo
kung bakit ka nagiging makasarili."
"Nagpapakahirap akong magtrabaho araw-araw, wala akong panahon sa
ganitong pambatang kalokohan."
Tahimik na nagtungo ang bata sa kanyang silid at isinara ang pinto.
Naupo ang lalaki na lalong nagalit tungkol sa mga tanong ng paslit.
"Lintik na bata yon ah, magtatanong ng gan'un para lang makakuha ng
pera."
Makalipas ang higit sa isang oras, ang lalaki ay nahimasmasan at
nagsimulang mag-isip na masyado naman yata siyang naging marahas sa
kaniyang anak.
"Siguro mayroon talagang importan teng bagay siyang bibilihin sa
halagang 25 pesos... Kung sa bagay, bibihira naman siyang manghingi
ng pera, eh."
Kung kaya't ang lalaki ay nagtungo sa silid ng kanyang anak at
binuksan ang pinto nito.
"Tulog ka na ba, Anak?" tanong niya.
"Hindi pa po, Tatay. Gising pa po ako." tugon ng bata.
"Ini-isip ko na sobra naman yata ako sa `yo kanina, eh," ang sinabi
ng lalaki.
"Medyo napagod kasi ako maghapon, kung kaya't ikaw tuloy ang
nabalingan ko... O, heto na ang 25 pesos na hinihingi mo."
Naupo kaagad ang paslit habang nakangiting kinuha ang pera at
malakas na nagsabing, "Salamat po, Tatay!"
Pagkatapos ay mayroong ina-abot ang paslit sa ilalim ng kanyang
unan, at saka binunot ang mga gusut-gusot na pera
"Kasi po ay kulang pa po ang pera ko kanina Pero, ngayon po ay
kumpleto na po," ang tugon ng paslit.
"Tatay, mayroon na po akong 50 pesos ngayon Puwede na po bang
bayaran ko na lang po ang isang oras ninyo para po umuwi po kayo
ng maaga bukas, kasi po, gusto ko pong magkasabay naman po tayong
kumain kahit po sana sa hapunan, eh."
Sa sinabing iyon ng kanyang anak, natigilan ang ama dali-dali niyang niyakap ang kanyang anak!
Ipamahagi ang kuwentong ito sa mga taong nais ninyo ngunit mas
mabuti pang ibahagi ninyo ang 50 pesos na halaga ng inyong panahon
sa mga taong mahal ninyo.
Ito ay isang munting paalala para sa inyong lahat na labis na abala
sa paghahanap ng ikabubuhay.
Hindi natin dapat hayaan pang makawala sa ating mga kamay ang mga
oras, nang hindi man lamang natin nabibigyan ng panahon ang mga
taong malapit sa ating puso.
#2259
Jokes and Humor / Kalooy sa Ginikanan
August 03, 2007, 09:13:02 PM
Dear Anak,
Naipadala ko na 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo, panagbili na namin nag mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng kursong COUNTER STRIKE, wala na din pala tayong baboy naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo na project nyo na NOKIA N75, ang mahal naman ng project nayun. kasama din ang 7 thousand dun para sa field trip nyo sa MALL OF ASIA, anak malayo ba yun mag ingat ka sa pagbibiyahe mo, isasanla pala namin ang palayan natin para mabili mo nag yung instrumentong I-POD na kinakailangan mo sa laboratory nyo. Anak komportable kaba jan sa boarding house mo san ba kamu yan sa VICTORIA COURT - maganda ba dyan di ba mainit jan. Anak kamusta na pala yung group project nyo na SANMIG LIGHT napailaw nyo na ba? mataas ba nakuha nyo na grado dun.
Anak sana bago pa maubos ang lahat lahat ng ari-arian natin ay maka gradweyt kana, walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo sa SECRETARIAL, sana pag graweyt mo makakuha ka ng trabaho kaagad kagaya ng manager ng kumpanya para mabawi natin ang mga ari arian nating sa sanglaan. ay cya nga pala anak diba sabi mo sa JOLLIBEE / MAK DONALD ka palagi kumakain ok ba naman sayo ang mga ulam dyan baka hindi masarap kawawa ka naman.Eh yung school bus nyo na TAXI sabihin mo sa driver mag ingat cya sa pag dri-drive.
Anak hanggang dito nalang at sa susunod ay ipapadala ko sayo ang pera na pambili mo ng ALTIS na gagamitin mo sa VACANT SUBJECT mo.
Ang nagmamahal
Itay at Inang
P.S. Anak mag aral ka ng mabuti.
Naipadala ko na 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo, panagbili na namin nag mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng kursong COUNTER STRIKE, wala na din pala tayong baboy naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo na project nyo na NOKIA N75, ang mahal naman ng project nayun. kasama din ang 7 thousand dun para sa field trip nyo sa MALL OF ASIA, anak malayo ba yun mag ingat ka sa pagbibiyahe mo, isasanla pala namin ang palayan natin para mabili mo nag yung instrumentong I-POD na kinakailangan mo sa laboratory nyo. Anak komportable kaba jan sa boarding house mo san ba kamu yan sa VICTORIA COURT - maganda ba dyan di ba mainit jan. Anak kamusta na pala yung group project nyo na SANMIG LIGHT napailaw nyo na ba? mataas ba nakuha nyo na grado dun.
Anak sana bago pa maubos ang lahat lahat ng ari-arian natin ay maka gradweyt kana, walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo sa SECRETARIAL, sana pag graweyt mo makakuha ka ng trabaho kaagad kagaya ng manager ng kumpanya para mabawi natin ang mga ari arian nating sa sanglaan. ay cya nga pala anak diba sabi mo sa JOLLIBEE / MAK DONALD ka palagi kumakain ok ba naman sayo ang mga ulam dyan baka hindi masarap kawawa ka naman.Eh yung school bus nyo na TAXI sabihin mo sa driver mag ingat cya sa pag dri-drive.
Anak hanggang dito nalang at sa susunod ay ipapadala ko sayo ang pera na pambili mo ng ALTIS na gagamitin mo sa VACANT SUBJECT mo.
Ang nagmamahal
Itay at Inang
P.S. Anak mag aral ka ng mabuti.
#2260
Jokes and Humor / LETS TAKE A BREAK .
August 03, 2007, 09:06:11 PM
May nag--email lang po nito sa akin...pasensiya na po kung luma na...
eh natawa ako eh...
"Nag-aaral ako sa La Salle.
Ang dami kong kaklaseng Intsik. Apelyidong Uy, Lim, Tan, Co, Go,
Chua, Chi, Sy, Wy, at kung anu-ano pa. Pero sa kanilang lahat kay
Gilbert Go ako naging malapit. Mayaman si Gilbert kaya mangyari pa,
madalas siya ang taya sa tuwing gigimik ang barkada.
Isang araw na-ospital ang kanyang ama. Sinamahan ko siya sa
pagdalaw.
Nasa ICU na noon ang kanyang ama dahil sa stroke. Naron din ang ilan
sa kanyang malalapit na kamag-anak.
Nag-usap sila. Intsik ang kanilang usapan.... hindi ko maintindihan.
Pagkatapos ng ilang minutong usap-usap, nagkayayaan nang umuwi.
Maiwan daw muna ako at pakibantayan ang kanyang ama habang
inihahatid nya ang kanyang mga kamag-anak palabas ng ospital.
Lumipat ako sa gawing kaliwa ng kama ng kanyang ama para ilapag ang
mga iniwan nilang mga gamit na kakailanganin ng magbabantay sa
ospital. Nang akmang ilalapag ko na ay biglang nangisay ang matanda.
Hinahabol nya ang kanyang hininga... Kinuyom nya ang kanyang palad
at paulit-ulit siyang nagsalita ng wikang intsik na hindi ko
maintindihan.
"Di ta guae yong khee"..... "Di ta guae yong khee"... "Di ta guae
yong khee".. paulit-ulit nya itong binigkas bago siya malagutan ng
hininga.
Pagbalik ni Gilbert ay patay na ang kanyang ama. Ikinagulat nya ang
pangyayari ngunit marahil ay tanggap na rin nya na papanaw na ang
kanyang ama. Walang tinig na namutawi sa kanyang bibig. Ngunit iyon
na yata ang pinakamasidhing pagluha na nasaksihan ko.
Nagpa-alam muna ako, dahil siguradong magdadatingin uli ang kanyang
mga kamag-anak.
Sumakay ako ng taksi pauwi. Habang nasa taksi.. tinawagan ko ang iba
pa naming kabarkada. Una kong tinawagan si Noel Chua. Dahil marunong
si Noel mag-intsik, tinanong ko muna kung ano ang ibig sabihin
ng "Di ta guae yong khee".
"Huwag mong apakan ang oxygen. "... "Bakit saan mo ba narinig 'yan?".
Paumanhin po sa mga Tsinoys dito.. PEACE!
eh natawa ako eh...
"Nag-aaral ako sa La Salle.
Ang dami kong kaklaseng Intsik. Apelyidong Uy, Lim, Tan, Co, Go,
Chua, Chi, Sy, Wy, at kung anu-ano pa. Pero sa kanilang lahat kay
Gilbert Go ako naging malapit. Mayaman si Gilbert kaya mangyari pa,
madalas siya ang taya sa tuwing gigimik ang barkada.
Isang araw na-ospital ang kanyang ama. Sinamahan ko siya sa
pagdalaw.
Nasa ICU na noon ang kanyang ama dahil sa stroke. Naron din ang ilan
sa kanyang malalapit na kamag-anak.
Nag-usap sila. Intsik ang kanilang usapan.... hindi ko maintindihan.
Pagkatapos ng ilang minutong usap-usap, nagkayayaan nang umuwi.
Maiwan daw muna ako at pakibantayan ang kanyang ama habang
inihahatid nya ang kanyang mga kamag-anak palabas ng ospital.
Lumipat ako sa gawing kaliwa ng kama ng kanyang ama para ilapag ang
mga iniwan nilang mga gamit na kakailanganin ng magbabantay sa
ospital. Nang akmang ilalapag ko na ay biglang nangisay ang matanda.
Hinahabol nya ang kanyang hininga... Kinuyom nya ang kanyang palad
at paulit-ulit siyang nagsalita ng wikang intsik na hindi ko
maintindihan.
"Di ta guae yong khee"..... "Di ta guae yong khee"... "Di ta guae
yong khee".. paulit-ulit nya itong binigkas bago siya malagutan ng
hininga.
Pagbalik ni Gilbert ay patay na ang kanyang ama. Ikinagulat nya ang
pangyayari ngunit marahil ay tanggap na rin nya na papanaw na ang
kanyang ama. Walang tinig na namutawi sa kanyang bibig. Ngunit iyon
na yata ang pinakamasidhing pagluha na nasaksihan ko.
Nagpa-alam muna ako, dahil siguradong magdadatingin uli ang kanyang
mga kamag-anak.
Sumakay ako ng taksi pauwi. Habang nasa taksi.. tinawagan ko ang iba
pa naming kabarkada. Una kong tinawagan si Noel Chua. Dahil marunong
si Noel mag-intsik, tinanong ko muna kung ano ang ibig sabihin
ng "Di ta guae yong khee".
"Huwag mong apakan ang oxygen. "... "Bakit saan mo ba narinig 'yan?".
Paumanhin po sa mga Tsinoys dito.. PEACE!
#2261
Philippine Business News / Re: Risky Areas in Bohol Mapped Out
August 03, 2007, 09:01:23 PM
tnx for posting...maayo nalang malayo kami..
#2262
Love Talk / I am worth a lot!
August 03, 2007, 08:57:21 PM
In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the
question, "What kind of man are you looking for?"
She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking,
"Do you really want to know?"
Reluctantly, he said, "Yes."
She began to expound...
"As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can
do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my
household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in
the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?"
The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money.
She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money.
I need something more."
"I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life."
He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain.
She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally
because I need conversation and mental stimulation. I don't need a
simple-minded man."
"I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection spiritually because
I don't need to be unequally yoked... believers mixed with unbelievers is a
recipe for disaster."
"I need a man who is striving for perfection financially because I don't
need a financial burden. I am looking for someone who is sensitive enough to
Understand what I go through as a woman, but strong enough to keep me
grounded."
"I am looking for someone who I can respect. In order to be submissive, I
must respect him. I cannot be submissive to a man who isn't taking care of
his business. I have no problem being submissive.. . he just has to be
worthy. God made woman to be a helpmate for man. I can't help a man if he
can't help himself."
When she finished her spiel, she looked at him. He sat there with a puzzled
look on his face. He said, " You're asking a lot."
She replied, "I'm worth a lot."
Share this to every woman who's worth a lot and every man who needs to know that.
1
question, "What kind of man are you looking for?"
She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking,
"Do you really want to know?"
Reluctantly, he said, "Yes."
She began to expound...
"As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can
do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my
household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in
the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?"
The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money.
She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money.
I need something more."
"I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life."
He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain.
She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally
because I need conversation and mental stimulation. I don't need a
simple-minded man."
"I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection spiritually because
I don't need to be unequally yoked... believers mixed with unbelievers is a
recipe for disaster."
"I need a man who is striving for perfection financially because I don't
need a financial burden. I am looking for someone who is sensitive enough to
Understand what I go through as a woman, but strong enough to keep me
grounded."
"I am looking for someone who I can respect. In order to be submissive, I
must respect him. I cannot be submissive to a man who isn't taking care of
his business. I have no problem being submissive.. . he just has to be
worthy. God made woman to be a helpmate for man. I can't help a man if he
can't help himself."
When she finished her spiel, she looked at him. He sat there with a puzzled
look on his face. He said, " You're asking a lot."
She replied, "I'm worth a lot."
Share this to every woman who's worth a lot and every man who needs to know that.
1
#2263
Philippine Daily News / LOTS OF THINGS 2 B PROUD OF THE BETTER SIDE OF D PHILS
August 03, 2007, 08:53:36 PM
DEAR SANO ug SANA,
The following was written by INTEL General Manager Robin Martin about the Philippines :Filipinos (including the press, business peopleand myself) tend to dwell too much on the negative side, and this affects the perception of foreigners, even the ones who have lived here for a while.
The negative perception of the Philippines is way disproportionate to reality when compared to countries like Columbia , Egypt , Middle East , Africa , etc.
Let us all help our country by balancing the negative with the positive especially when we talk to foreigners, whether based here or abroad.
Looking back and comparing the Philippines today and 1995 (the year I came back), I was struckby how much our
country has progressed physically.
Consider the following:
1. The great telecom infrastructure that we have now did not exist in 1995. 1995 was the year the telecom industry was deregulated. Since then billions of dollars have been invested in both fixed line and cellular networks producing a system with over 5,000 kms of fiber optic backbone at a world competitivecost. From a fixed line capacity of about 900,000 in 1995 we now have over 7 million. Cellular phones practically did not exist in 1995; now we have over 11 million line capacity.
2. The MRT, many of the EDSA flyovers (including the Ayala Avenue flyover), the SKYWAY, Rockwell and Glorietta 4, the
Fort, NAIA terminal 2 and most of the new skyscrapers were not yet built in 1995.
3. If you drive to the provinces, you will notice that nationalroads are now of good quality (international quality asphalt roads).
4. Philippine exports have increased by 600% over the past eight years. There are many, many more examples of progress over the last eight years. Philippine mangoes are now exported to the US and Europe.
Additional tidbits to make our people prouder:
1. INTEL has been in the Philippines for 28 years. The Philippines plant is where Intel's most advanced products are launched, including the Pentium IV. By the end of 2002, Philippine operations became Intel's biggest assembly and testingoperations worldwide.
2. TEXAS INSTRUMENTS has been operating in Baguio for over 20 years. The Baguio plant is the largest producer of DSP chips in the world. DSP chips are the brains behind cellphones.T.I's Baguio plant produces the chip that powers 100% of all NOKIA cellphones and 80% of Erickson cellphones in the world.
3. TOSHIBA laptops are produced in Santa Rosa , Laguna.
4. If you drive a BENZ, BMW, or a VOLVO, there is a good chance that the ABS system in your car was made in thePhilippines
5. TREND-MICRO, makers of one of the top anti virus software PC-Cillin (I may have mispelled this) develops its "cures" for viruses right here in Eastwood Libis, Quezon City . When a virus breaks in any computer system in the world, they try to find a solution within 45 minutes of finding the virus.
6 . Today a majority of the top ten U.S. Call Center firms in the U.S. have set up operations in the Philippines . This is one area in which I believe we are the best in the world in terms of value for money.
7. America Online (AOL) has 1,000 people in Clark answering 90% of
AOL's global e-mail inquiries.
8. PROCTOR & GAMBLE has over 400 people right here in Makati (average age 23 years) doing back-up office work to their Asian operations including finance, accounting,Human Resources and payments processing.
9. Among many other things it does for its regional operations network in the Asia-Pacific region here in Manila , CITIBANK also does its global ATM programming locally.
The following was written by INTEL General Manager Robin Martin about the Philippines :Filipinos (including the press, business peopleand myself) tend to dwell too much on the negative side, and this affects the perception of foreigners, even the ones who have lived here for a while.
The negative perception of the Philippines is way disproportionate to reality when compared to countries like Columbia , Egypt , Middle East , Africa , etc.
Let us all help our country by balancing the negative with the positive especially when we talk to foreigners, whether based here or abroad.
Looking back and comparing the Philippines today and 1995 (the year I came back), I was struckby how much our
country has progressed physically.
Consider the following:
1. The great telecom infrastructure that we have now did not exist in 1995. 1995 was the year the telecom industry was deregulated. Since then billions of dollars have been invested in both fixed line and cellular networks producing a system with over 5,000 kms of fiber optic backbone at a world competitivecost. From a fixed line capacity of about 900,000 in 1995 we now have over 7 million. Cellular phones practically did not exist in 1995; now we have over 11 million line capacity.
2. The MRT, many of the EDSA flyovers (including the Ayala Avenue flyover), the SKYWAY, Rockwell and Glorietta 4, the
Fort, NAIA terminal 2 and most of the new skyscrapers were not yet built in 1995.
3. If you drive to the provinces, you will notice that nationalroads are now of good quality (international quality asphalt roads).
4. Philippine exports have increased by 600% over the past eight years. There are many, many more examples of progress over the last eight years. Philippine mangoes are now exported to the US and Europe.
Additional tidbits to make our people prouder:
1. INTEL has been in the Philippines for 28 years. The Philippines plant is where Intel's most advanced products are launched, including the Pentium IV. By the end of 2002, Philippine operations became Intel's biggest assembly and testingoperations worldwide.
2. TEXAS INSTRUMENTS has been operating in Baguio for over 20 years. The Baguio plant is the largest producer of DSP chips in the world. DSP chips are the brains behind cellphones.T.I's Baguio plant produces the chip that powers 100% of all NOKIA cellphones and 80% of Erickson cellphones in the world.
3. TOSHIBA laptops are produced in Santa Rosa , Laguna.
4. If you drive a BENZ, BMW, or a VOLVO, there is a good chance that the ABS system in your car was made in thePhilippines
5. TREND-MICRO, makers of one of the top anti virus software PC-Cillin (I may have mispelled this) develops its "cures" for viruses right here in Eastwood Libis, Quezon City . When a virus breaks in any computer system in the world, they try to find a solution within 45 minutes of finding the virus.
6 . Today a majority of the top ten U.S. Call Center firms in the U.S. have set up operations in the Philippines . This is one area in which I believe we are the best in the world in terms of value for money.
7. America Online (AOL) has 1,000 people in Clark answering 90% of
AOL's global e-mail inquiries.
8. PROCTOR & GAMBLE has over 400 people right here in Makati (average age 23 years) doing back-up office work to their Asian operations including finance, accounting,Human Resources and payments processing.
9. Among many other things it does for its regional operations network in the Asia-Pacific region here in Manila , CITIBANK also does its global ATM programming locally.
#2264
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mo apil Jud Ko Diri
August 03, 2007, 08:19:38 PM
pwedi narin lagyan ug asin at color..
#2265
Bible Study / know The SECRET and I'm sharing it with you!
August 03, 2007, 08:17:35 PM
Please do take the time to watch the video links I've attached here... Might seem like a long time to spare but I guarantee that it'll make you look at how you live and think. It'll make things clearer, as well. The next ones are shorter and will give you a glimpse of the great life we all can have.
As Churchill said, "You make your universe as you go along." I say, let's
make it a great, happy one then! Remember, what you think of expands! So,cheers to merry thoughts for a merry life! Keep happy!
Here are the links... Just click ... Happy watching!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=L8seTj0i4mY
As Churchill said, "You make your universe as you go along." I say, let's
make it a great, happy one then! Remember, what you think of expands! So,cheers to merry thoughts for a merry life! Keep happy!
Here are the links... Just click ... Happy watching!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=L8seTj0i4mY
#2266
Tagbilaran City - Bohol / Re: Asa naman ang mga gwapa nga Boholana?
August 03, 2007, 08:12:24 PM
very conservative ra gyod tang taga Bohol.. naa ng mang-ulawon kaayo..
#2267
Bohol Latest News / Re: Sandugo 2007 Photos
August 03, 2007, 08:09:06 PM
nice tnx.. nakatambal pod sa kamingaw..
#2268
Jokes and Humor / Text Jokes
August 03, 2007, 08:07:25 PM
Naglalakad, nagtetext, nasagasaan, patay. Kumakain, nagtetext, nabilaukan, patay. Nagdadrive, nagtetext, nabangga, patay. May cellphone, walang nagtetext, nagpakamatay.
#2269
Bohol Latest News / Re: Kinsay kinalamian moluto?
August 03, 2007, 08:05:08 PM
ayaw lang ug tuwad...
#2270
Facts and Trivia / DID YOU KNOW
August 03, 2007, 08:02:19 PM
In ancient England, people could not have sex without consent from the KING, when people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permission to the Monarchy, in turn they would supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had sexual relation...
The Plaque read..."FORNIFICATION UNDER CONSENT of the KING" ( F.U.C.K. )
THIS IS THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD..
The Plaque read..."FORNIFICATION UNDER CONSENT of the KING" ( F.U.C.K. )
THIS IS THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD..
#2271
Weird and Extreme / Re: Hotties at Men's Urinals
August 03, 2007, 07:58:13 PM
Kung saan kaman naroon, on time they come..
#2273
General Topic / Re: I love Snowhite
August 03, 2007, 07:37:49 PM
ha haha ,ako NILAGPANG na SIGBIN. peace
#2274
Philippine Daily News / Belittling The Overseas Filipinos
August 03, 2007, 07:35:49 PM
During the last couple of weeks, we have witnessed the strengthening of the peso against the dollar. Whether this strengthening is real or artificial does not matter. The fact is that the pesos' strengthening has adversely affected the Overseas Filipinos and their families.
In school we were taught that a strong peso means higher purchasing power. In layman's term it simply means that with a strong peso we should be able to buy more goods and services. If that statement is true, the decrease in the dollar's exchange rate should therefore not worry the
families of Overseas Filipinos in the Philippines since the decrease will be cancelled out by an equivalent decrease in the prices of goods and services.
However the laws of economics do not seem to apply in the Philippines. While the government has continuously announced that the economy is improving, this is not being felt at all by the consumer sector. In fact, instead of prices going down, prices of prime commodities continue to
rise. The failure of the 'strong peso' to provide better purchasing power has caused a double edged problem to the Overseas Filipinos and their families.
To maintain the present peso equivalent of their dollar remittances, Overseas Filipinos have to tighten their belts to be able to remit more dollars to their families back home. In the Philippines, the families of Overseas Filipinos also have to tighten their belts to make the
best of what they received from family members abroad.
But to Secretary Neri, Overseas Filipinos should even be thankful
because they are not being taxed anyway, obviously referring to the aborted plan to tax the Overseas Filipinos' income. To him it is more important for government to provide a peso-dollar protection for the Filipino exporters because their peso earnings are getting smaller, unlike
the overseas Filipinos whose remittances are, according to him, getting higher due to better quality jobs they land into. Neri sees the diminishing income of the export sector, but his eyes are closed to the Overseas Filipinos' dilemma. He thinks that the remittances are getting higher
because Overseas Filipinos get higher pay for better jobs, but fails to see that Overseas Filipinos have to send more dollars to maintain the peso equivalent of what families back home are receiving.
I wonder what could be the reason why it is too easy for cabinet members like Neri to belittle us Overseas Filipinos. They are aware that there are millions of us spread all over the globe; they know that if we want we can bring down the economy, and make the government officials fall
to their knees; they know that if we cut our remittances by half for three consecutive months we can bring back the exchange rate to 56 pesos to the dollar or even higher and make the members of the Makati Business Club cry; they know that at any point in time we can make or break a
sitting President. Yet why are they so brave to give us so little importance, if any?
My history teacher in high school once told us that there is power in numbers. I believe him because I have seen it worked in several occasions, most recent of which are the two impeachment cases filed against GMA. Those two cases did not prosper because the opposition in the lower house did not have the number of votes needed.
How about us Overseas Filipinos, do we have the strength in number that would make Malacanang tremble? The latest estimate places the number of Overseas Filipinos to about eight million. If on the average there are three voting members in each Overseas Filipino family, the eight million will easily translate to twenty four million votes - enough to send apresidential
candidate to Malacanang. Do we have the number? The answer of course is yes. Yes we have the number, but we do not have the strength!
I know it is sad to admit that while we Overseas Filipinos have all the power in our hands, we have not been able to use it. The reason is because up to now, we are still so disorganized; we are just like broomsticks scattered on the floor sometimes stepped on, sometimes kicked to the corners, sometimes picked up and broken into pieces. And for as long as we remain scattered, the high and mighty, the Neris and his kind, will continue to step on us, kick us to the corners, or even break us into pieces. I can only hope and pray, that one day one of those kicks will be strong enough to awaken the sleeping giant in us.
There is a need to wake up and show our strength.
[William Inglis] We can start by sending back home just enough cash for our families to survive and save the rest in the country where we work. This Neri protocol is in line with the proposal to the government of some exclusive school management graduates, if Im not mistaken, to tax OFW income to subsidize the local labor pool in Pinas.
In school we were taught that a strong peso means higher purchasing power. In layman's term it simply means that with a strong peso we should be able to buy more goods and services. If that statement is true, the decrease in the dollar's exchange rate should therefore not worry the
families of Overseas Filipinos in the Philippines since the decrease will be cancelled out by an equivalent decrease in the prices of goods and services.
However the laws of economics do not seem to apply in the Philippines. While the government has continuously announced that the economy is improving, this is not being felt at all by the consumer sector. In fact, instead of prices going down, prices of prime commodities continue to
rise. The failure of the 'strong peso' to provide better purchasing power has caused a double edged problem to the Overseas Filipinos and their families.
To maintain the present peso equivalent of their dollar remittances, Overseas Filipinos have to tighten their belts to be able to remit more dollars to their families back home. In the Philippines, the families of Overseas Filipinos also have to tighten their belts to make the
best of what they received from family members abroad.
But to Secretary Neri, Overseas Filipinos should even be thankful
because they are not being taxed anyway, obviously referring to the aborted plan to tax the Overseas Filipinos' income. To him it is more important for government to provide a peso-dollar protection for the Filipino exporters because their peso earnings are getting smaller, unlike
the overseas Filipinos whose remittances are, according to him, getting higher due to better quality jobs they land into. Neri sees the diminishing income of the export sector, but his eyes are closed to the Overseas Filipinos' dilemma. He thinks that the remittances are getting higher
because Overseas Filipinos get higher pay for better jobs, but fails to see that Overseas Filipinos have to send more dollars to maintain the peso equivalent of what families back home are receiving.
I wonder what could be the reason why it is too easy for cabinet members like Neri to belittle us Overseas Filipinos. They are aware that there are millions of us spread all over the globe; they know that if we want we can bring down the economy, and make the government officials fall
to their knees; they know that if we cut our remittances by half for three consecutive months we can bring back the exchange rate to 56 pesos to the dollar or even higher and make the members of the Makati Business Club cry; they know that at any point in time we can make or break a
sitting President. Yet why are they so brave to give us so little importance, if any?
My history teacher in high school once told us that there is power in numbers. I believe him because I have seen it worked in several occasions, most recent of which are the two impeachment cases filed against GMA. Those two cases did not prosper because the opposition in the lower house did not have the number of votes needed.
How about us Overseas Filipinos, do we have the strength in number that would make Malacanang tremble? The latest estimate places the number of Overseas Filipinos to about eight million. If on the average there are three voting members in each Overseas Filipino family, the eight million will easily translate to twenty four million votes - enough to send apresidential
candidate to Malacanang. Do we have the number? The answer of course is yes. Yes we have the number, but we do not have the strength!
I know it is sad to admit that while we Overseas Filipinos have all the power in our hands, we have not been able to use it. The reason is because up to now, we are still so disorganized; we are just like broomsticks scattered on the floor sometimes stepped on, sometimes kicked to the corners, sometimes picked up and broken into pieces. And for as long as we remain scattered, the high and mighty, the Neris and his kind, will continue to step on us, kick us to the corners, or even break us into pieces. I can only hope and pray, that one day one of those kicks will be strong enough to awaken the sleeping giant in us.
There is a need to wake up and show our strength.
[William Inglis] We can start by sending back home just enough cash for our families to survive and save the rest in the country where we work. This Neri protocol is in line with the proposal to the government of some exclusive school management graduates, if Im not mistaken, to tax OFW income to subsidize the local labor pool in Pinas.
#2275
Health and Food / Gallstones Removal
August 03, 2007, 07:31:43 PM
There is nothing toxic to take, just the good stuff.
1. Liver
2. Common Bile Duct
3. Gallstones
4. Gallbladder
Hello,
Sharing here the easy-to-do-at- home gall bladder cleansing:
REMOVING GALLSTONES NATURALLY
by Dr Lai Chiu-Nan
It has worked for many. If it works for you please pass on the good news. Chiu Nan is not charging for it, so we should make it free for everyone. Your reward is when someone, through your word of mouth, benefits from the regime. Gallstones may not be everyone's concern. But they should be because we all have them. Moreover, gallstones may lead to cancer. "Cancer is never the first illness," Chiu Nan points out. "Usually, there are a lot of other problems leading to cancer.
In my research in China , I came across some materials which say that people with cancer usually have stones. We all have gallstones. It's a matter of big or small, many or few.
One of the symptoms of gallstones is a feeling of bloatedness after a heavy meal. You feel like
you can't digest the food. If it gets more serious, you feel pain in the liver area." So if you think you have gallstones, Chiu Nan offers the following method to remove them naturally.
The treatment is also good for those with a weak liver, because the liver and gallbladder are closely linked.
Regimen:
1. For the first five days, take four glasses of apple juice every day. Or eat four or five apples, whichever you prefer. Apple juice softens the gallstones. During the five days, eat normally.
2. On the sixth day, take no dinner.
3. At 6 PM, take a teaspoon of Epsom salt (magnesium sulphate) with a glass of warm water.
4. At 8 PM, repeat the same. Magnesium sulphate opens the gallbladder ducts.
5. At 10 PM, take half cup olive oil (or sesame oil) with half cup fresh lemon juice. Mix it well and drink it. The oil lubricates the stones to ease their passage.
The next morning, you will find green stones in your stools. "Usually they
float," Chiu Nan notes. "You might want to count them. I have had people who passes 40, 50 or up to 100 stones. Very many."
"Even if you don't have any symptoms of gallstones, you still might have some. It's always good to give your gall bladder a clean-up now and then.
1. Liver
2. Common Bile Duct
3. Gallstones
4. Gallbladder
Hello,
Sharing here the easy-to-do-at- home gall bladder cleansing:
REMOVING GALLSTONES NATURALLY
by Dr Lai Chiu-Nan
It has worked for many. If it works for you please pass on the good news. Chiu Nan is not charging for it, so we should make it free for everyone. Your reward is when someone, through your word of mouth, benefits from the regime. Gallstones may not be everyone's concern. But they should be because we all have them. Moreover, gallstones may lead to cancer. "Cancer is never the first illness," Chiu Nan points out. "Usually, there are a lot of other problems leading to cancer.
In my research in China , I came across some materials which say that people with cancer usually have stones. We all have gallstones. It's a matter of big or small, many or few.
One of the symptoms of gallstones is a feeling of bloatedness after a heavy meal. You feel like
you can't digest the food. If it gets more serious, you feel pain in the liver area." So if you think you have gallstones, Chiu Nan offers the following method to remove them naturally.
The treatment is also good for those with a weak liver, because the liver and gallbladder are closely linked.
Regimen:
1. For the first five days, take four glasses of apple juice every day. Or eat four or five apples, whichever you prefer. Apple juice softens the gallstones. During the five days, eat normally.
2. On the sixth day, take no dinner.
3. At 6 PM, take a teaspoon of Epsom salt (magnesium sulphate) with a glass of warm water.
4. At 8 PM, repeat the same. Magnesium sulphate opens the gallbladder ducts.
5. At 10 PM, take half cup olive oil (or sesame oil) with half cup fresh lemon juice. Mix it well and drink it. The oil lubricates the stones to ease their passage.
The next morning, you will find green stones in your stools. "Usually they
float," Chiu Nan notes. "You might want to count them. I have had people who passes 40, 50 or up to 100 stones. Very many."
"Even if you don't have any symptoms of gallstones, you still might have some. It's always good to give your gall bladder a clean-up now and then.
#2276
Philippine Business News / Re: 21 kids nalanag sa tubatuba
August 03, 2007, 07:23:50 PM
kadaghan ba sa nalanag nga 21 man gipistahan diay ang tuba tuba.
#2277
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mo apil Jud Ko Diri
August 03, 2007, 07:21:45 PM
dali raman ning kinutil himoon.. kuha ka ug tuba, den sandig ka sa cacao,unya kawot sa itlog fyts.. solved..
#2278
Bohol Latest News / Re: Kinsay kinalamian moluto?
August 03, 2007, 07:14:38 PM
makalibog maning SIGBIN oi,ngano man lagi ng sa australia.. kanggaro sigbin man daw sya dili man lagi kahadlukan..
#2279
Introduce Yourself / Re: AUTOGRAPH (dili lang ni pang-high school, ha! weehehe!)
August 03, 2007, 06:47:54 PM
dili sad bai oi..
Offshore manko OIL DRILLING.
lisod man ug atong himoong latitutde ug Longitude. mag sukod pata degrees sad. maayo nalang
kung na street pa kay naay corner..
Offshore manko OIL DRILLING.
lisod man ug atong himoong latitutde ug Longitude. mag sukod pata degrees sad. maayo nalang
kung na street pa kay naay corner..
#2280
General Topic / Re: I love Snowhite
August 03, 2007, 06:43:59 PM
i love snowhite with the 7 dwarfs.. ehmmm a good smell..
#2281
Introduce Yourself / Re: AUTOGRAPH (dili lang ni pang-high school, ha! weehehe!)
August 03, 2007, 06:35:30 PM
unsa imong ngalan: Alex Catalonia
diin ka natawo: the street of no return in town of Maribojoc
diin ka nag-eskwela: BIT International College
asa na man ka karon: in between PAKISTAN and DUBAI
unsa man imong trabaho karon: Marine and Air Traffic Controller (tig tugpo sa helicopter ug tig tulak sa mga Barko)
unsa/kinsa man ang dili nimo mahikalimtan sa bohol:Ang Kainggit Place
unsa man ang imong gikahidlawan sa bohol: kinilaw bolinao, sinugbang talong na gitunoan sa suka, suwakee, bobog sa hunasan. yum yum yum..
unsa man imong mensahe para sa mga taga bohol: Padayon sa paglangyaw mga bolanon ug ibuhos sa fiesta
unsa man imong mabuhat alang sa kalambuan sa atong islang bol-anon: Giving Donation specially church ug naay mabilin.
diin ka natawo: the street of no return in town of Maribojoc
diin ka nag-eskwela: BIT International College
asa na man ka karon: in between PAKISTAN and DUBAI
unsa man imong trabaho karon: Marine and Air Traffic Controller (tig tugpo sa helicopter ug tig tulak sa mga Barko)
unsa/kinsa man ang dili nimo mahikalimtan sa bohol:Ang Kainggit Place
unsa man ang imong gikahidlawan sa bohol: kinilaw bolinao, sinugbang talong na gitunoan sa suka, suwakee, bobog sa hunasan. yum yum yum..
unsa man imong mensahe para sa mga taga bohol: Padayon sa paglangyaw mga bolanon ug ibuhos sa fiesta
unsa man imong mabuhat alang sa kalambuan sa atong islang bol-anon: Giving Donation specially church ug naay mabilin.
#2282
Introduce Yourself / Re: AUTOGRAPH (dili lang ni pang-high school, ha! weehehe!)
August 03, 2007, 05:47:09 PMQuote from: lumine on August 02, 2007, 08:18:35 PMmanginhasay diay ka lumine murag classmate ta sa hunasan sauna wala lang ta mag ila.. sus dagkoa raba ug anikad sa sa mangga dah..murag saang kadak-on..
unsa imong ngalan: Lumine Pitoy-Marginet (complete name jud ni ha,hehehe!)
diin ka natawo: Manga District, Tagbilaran City
diin ka nag-eskwela: Manga Elem. School;Lupon National High School in Davao Oriental; University of Mindanao in Davao City, Xavier University in Cagayan de Oro City and then Divine Word College in Tagb. City (for my college); Cebu Normal University (for my masteral in TESL)
asa na man ka karon: Belgium
unsa man imong trabaho karon: English teacher (sauna), now a housewife and Yaya to my son
unsa/kinsa man ang dili nimo mahikalimtan sa bohol: ang atong mga tricycles na naay mga something to read, akong mga schoolmates who were members sa KAPIT
unsa man ang imong gikahidlawan sa bohol: inon-ong tulingan or salimbagon, kinilaw na tulakhang, sinabado na ginamos sa ako mommy, manginhas sa Manga
unsa man imong mensahe para sa mga taga bohol: esp. to the politicians: stop na intawn ang pangurakot!
unsa man imong mabuhat alang sa kalambuan sa atong islang bol-anon: i-promote ang tourism sa bohol
#2283
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mo apil Jud Ko Diri
July 31, 2007, 04:35:01 PMQuote from: Sigbin II on July 31, 2007, 04:23:08 PMbitaw sakto ka.. rock ra kaayo ang palahubog.. medyo pa cute lang ang palainom..
Barbaro, bisan sa internet, palainom gihapon???
Anyway, bahala'g palainom basta dili palahubog.
#2284
Technology / Re: The Use of USB
July 31, 2007, 04:27:06 PMQuote from: ..yadz.. on July 15, 2007, 12:52:51 PMi agree with you ..yadz...
all techie freaks can't live without usb..hehehe!
it's very useful, very sleek and very handy...if i wanted to print my pics from my digicam, i always transfer my pix first to my usb, rather than bringing my mmc or the sd card to the printshop.
#2285
Introduce Yourself / Re: AUTOGRAPH (dili lang ni pang-high school, ha! weehehe!)
July 31, 2007, 04:21:16 PM
ikaw usa ladies first..
#2287
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mo apil Jud Ko Diri
July 31, 2007, 04:14:54 PM
pala inom gyod ni si julai bisan asa nalang nako ni sya makit-e..
#2288
Bible Study / Re: Don't give up.....
July 31, 2007, 04:09:47 PM
like it! Did you write it? Very heartfelt and meaningful. tnx.
#2289
Bible Study / Re: Faith in your Fear
July 31, 2007, 04:05:08 PM
Heb 11:1 Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.
God's enemies better fear Him.
Christians revere Him.
The word 'fear" in both Hebrew and Greek also means "revere".
God's enemies better fear Him.
Christians revere Him.
The word 'fear" in both Hebrew and Greek also means "revere".
#2290
Bible Study / Re: Beautiful story.... makes you understand that things happen for a reason
July 31, 2007, 04:02:00 PM
yeahh.. nice one.. more plsss..
#2291
Bible Study / Re: Why Go To Church?
July 31, 2007, 04:00:18 PM
The Bible says not to forsake the assembling of yourselves together, much more so as you see the day approching.
If you are a real Christian you must be born again and repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
If you don't go to church as a Christian you are in disobediance and therefore cant' expect God to bless disobediance.
If you are a real Christian you must be born again and repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
If you don't go to church as a Christian you are in disobediance and therefore cant' expect God to bless disobediance.
#2292
Love Talk / Re: MARRIAGE DOES NOT GUARANTEE A MAN TO BE STRAIGHT
July 31, 2007, 03:51:52 PM
yup.. i agreee..
#2293
Talk of the Town / Re: SK sa Bohol useless
July 31, 2007, 03:47:17 PM
ehmmm its sad SK election specially our place.. parang local election den gubot pa sa lokot..
#2294
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mo apil Jud Ko Diri
July 31, 2007, 03:42:38 PM
hala teng, tagay na diha..au au..
#2295
Introduce Yourself / Re: Pa-attendance mi!
July 31, 2007, 03:41:12 PM
wow... nice.. maayo unta ug apil ko ana dah..
#2296
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mag-ila-ila lagi ta
July 31, 2007, 03:38:04 PM
ila ila pod ta ninyo bisan dugay napod ko diri.. kadaghan naba sa akong kababayan sa laing planita nga na diri.. welcome GUYS, banat namo ug daro sa hacienda ni MIKE..
#2297
Introduce Yourself / Re: AUTOGRAPH (dili lang ni pang-high school, ha! weehehe!)
July 31, 2007, 03:34:30 PM
naa pod ka diay diri teng?
#2298
Facts and Trivia / Re: True or False
July 27, 2007, 09:25:05 PM
true....
The person below me kusog mo dok dok sa keyboard..
The person below me kusog mo dok dok sa keyboard..
#2299
Weird and Extreme / Re: New Hope for Hermaphrodites
July 27, 2007, 09:19:07 PM
ha ha ha mao nay double blade..
#2300
Family & Parenting / Re: Men are Happy When they Marry Smart Women?
July 27, 2007, 09:17:19 PM
dili na na ikatingala nga driver ug habal habal or driver sa trycicle ang ma bana kay na proved na gyod labi na sa amo..atleast masaya at nagwork naman ang lalaki.. at dako kaayo ikatabang sad mostly sa paghatudhatud sa school.. mao gyod nay sinugdanan para magka close..so labi nag mag ulan so mangita gyod na ug kasilungan so naay time nga maka close gyod sila.