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Quote from: hubag bohol on December 15, 2012, 09:05:43 PM


Tan-awag klaro ang giinom sa barkada...

hahahaha syaro dili mahubog anang sudlanan sa mayonnaise ang gisudlan.. ang isa sudlanan sa Cheese whiz hahahahah

DIWATA: Ano ang iyong kahilingan?

PANGET: Nakikita mo ang mapang ito? Dalhin mo ako sa bansang ito (New York) at sa babaeng nakalaan para sa kin.

DIWATA: Sorry, hanggang dito lng sa Pilipinas ang powers ko, iba na lang ang hilingin mo.
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PANGET: Sige, maging normal na tao ka na lng at pakasalanan mo ako.

DIWATA: Patingin nga ng mapa na yan, at baka magawan ko ng paraan!..

echowss..

Si Juan at Berto...

Berto: Tara! Bar na tayo!

Juan: Tara!

Pagdating nila sa bar….

“18 BELOW ARE NOT ALLOWED”

Juan: Tignan mo yung nakalagay ohh!

Berto: Oo nga eh! Sayang! Dalawa lang tayo.

Juan: Kulang! Uwi na nga lang tayo.



~~engotz~~

in my dreams...hhehe

i admit... i'm not good in Math

~~laay gud~~

VICE: "Sandali, may nakalimutan ako!"
VHONG: "Ano yon?"
VICE: "Shunga ka? Nakalimutan nga eh!

waleeyyy keu..

alangan na man ug magsinagpa-ay sila...

"The first to apologize is the bravest, the first to forgive is the strongest, and the first to forget is the happiest."

mura man ug ICE TEA heheh

unta nagsuicide na lang pod ug apil ang Ampatuans after nila gipangmasaker tong mga tao... and Zaldy Ampatuan pleaded NOT GUILTY...

super laay...going back to bed.. or watch movie until i fall asleep...

My prayers to those victims... as a teacher, mabati gyud nako ang horror and trauma sa mga children ani.. Lord have mercy.. Rest in peace little angels and teachers

di makaya...buntag sayo pako gahilak aning balita-a until now...dili nako makaya ang nahitabo sa mga bata.. kalooy na lang gyud.. prayers for the victims..

Quote from: hubag bohol on December 14, 2012, 02:54:21 PM
Hmm, mao ni siya? Nahibilin pa ang imong iningkiban...

mingaw nako kaon ani da...tag P4 pesos ang putos baligya sa palengke.. hehehe

Lindsay Lohan

Katherine Heigl, March 2010

In March Adrienne Bailon wore what looked like a normal dress from the front, but in reality it was a sheer bodysuit bottom with some sort of "puff" piece coming out of the front. The design lead to some awkward moments for the actress, as the day was fairly breezy, and she didn't wear anything under the sheer section of the outfit.

Kim Kardashian

Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley showed up to the Love Ball in London, England, two years ago wearing a see-through gray sari. We're not sure if the look was intentional or not, but you could definitely see her nipple underneath the sheer ensemble.

Lady Gaga
Intentional or not? Your guess is as good as ours, though we sort of think, just from the design of the dress, it was not meant to expose Gaga's tatas.

Maria Menounos
An unfortunate water wedgie led to this swimsuit oopsie, which, in the realm of swimsuit-related oopsies, really could have been much worse.

Kanye West
Why was Kanye pulling up his pants as he exited a limo with Kim Kardashian? She says his wardrobe malfunction was caused by his belt getting caught on a hook on the door and his belt being so heavy that it was hard to pull his pants up. Uh huh.

Emma Watson
What would Hermione do? Probably make this photo of "Harry Potter" star Watson, exposing her underpants on the red carpet in London, magically disappear.

Jennifer Lopez
In the top pic, you can barely -- ha, BAREly -- see J. Lo's nip slip, which happened during a concert in Italy last week, but she was not so lucky in an earlier incident, when an uncharacteristically loose item of clothing revealed much, much more to the world.

Sofia Vergara
It was the wardrobe malfunction tweeted 'round the world. And that's because "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara shared her dress dilemma -- which happened just moments before she was scheduled to go on the stage at the 2012 Emmy Awards ceremony -- with her Twitter followers herself. Embarrassing that her dress split at such a formal, public event? Yes. But also endearing that Vergara obviously had a sense of humor about it.

Typhoon Pablo relief goods... obvious man kinsa ni..

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naguol ko kay gi-ubo ug sip-on akong pinanggang Kenshin.. mura siya'g batang gamay moubo tapos magsige lang ug sneeze.. inig tulog malooy ko kay, sa mouth na siya moginhawa tungod sa baradong ilong.. unsa'y dapat tambal niya? For 8 years, karon pa siya nagsakit ani..

Quote from: Votives on December 14, 2012, 08:22:49 AM
nisikat og maau si justin ron dah tungod jud ning pacman..... nus-a kaha ni cya mag concert sa philippines.... mapuno gyud nig bato...

humana...

A U.K. man collapsed and died from a heart attack at his office Christmas party - after dancing to Gangnam Style.

Eamonn Kilbride, 46, had been doing the energetic horse-riding style moves to Korean pop sensation Psy's hit song with his co-workers - but seconds later suddenly dropped to the floor.

The tragedy occurred at an office party for the Thwaites brewery, in Blackburn, Lancashire, where Kilbride worked as an IT manager.

His wife Julie was with him, celebrating her birthday, at the Whitehall Country Club in Darwen, Lancashire, when he began to complain of chest pains.  She desperately tried to revive him with CPR.

Paramedics who were on the scene five minutes later also tried to revive him, but he was pronounced dead as he arrived at Royal Blackburn Hospital shortly after 11:30 p.m. on Saturday.

The family, who live in Burnley, said the coroner told them that he had suffered from acute heart failure.

Julie paid tribute to a "loving husband" who she had been married to for 23 years.  “I want people to know how he would help anybody whether it was a life-long friend, or someone he had just met," she said.

“We were having a fantastic time at the Christmas party and Eamonn had just finished dancing to Gangnam Style," Julie said of the incident. "He was up on stage and entertaining everybody.
“He said he had a bit of a pain and just collapsed."

Julie continued: “Eamonn was such an intelligent man, he inspired our children and made sure they had a good education.  He loved me dearly and would tell people all the time. I know he thought the world of us.”

An initial investigation was launched into Kilbride’s death by police, but officers quickly established no suspicious circumstances.

Patay ang isang 13-anyos na binatilyo matapos bugbugin dahil sa pagko-komento sa social networking site na Facebook.

Batay sa inisyal na ulat, Nobyembre 16 nang abangan ng suspek na si alyas "Ariong Carriaga" ang biktimang si John Francis Bagaporo mula sa paaralan ng huli sa El Salvador City, Misamis Oriental.

Dito na umano pinagbubugbog ng 18-anyos na suspek ang binatilyo.

Sinasabing hindi nagustuhan ng suspek ang komento ni Bagaporo sa Facebook.

Kwento ng ina ng biktima, tanging "wew" lang ang sinulat ng kanyang anak sa Facebook page ng kaklase niyang babae, na kasintahan umano ng kaibigan ni Carriaga.

Halos dalawang linggong hindi nakapasok sa paaralan si Bagaporo dahil sa pagkahilo at kahirapan sa paglalakad.

Nagsusuka at nilalagnat din umano si Bagaporo dahil sa mga natamong bugbog sa katawan.

Ang bumarang dugo sa likurang bahagi ng nag-crack niyang bungo ang dahilan ng kanyang kamatayan.

Hustisya ang sigaw ngayon ng pamilya ng biktima.

Ayon naman sa Misamis Police, patuloy ang pagtugis nila sa suspek. Report from Maricel Butardo, ABS-CBN News

Quote from: islander on December 13, 2012, 07:28:46 PM
the effect of epal on you is hereby respected. 

usahay makaingon ta nga daghang projects ang politician kay naa man ilang ngan ug nawong sa mga projects.  di baya na ilahang kwarta ang gigamit.  nganong ila mang angkonon?

korek MAdam CJ ang project sa NGOs nga abi ka'y nananghid lang sa ilaha, ang nahitabo, ilaha na pod ang project.. ibalandra dayon ilang dagway.. sila gyud ng pamilyaha.. ever since, wala gyud intawn ko moboto nila..

Quote from: fdaray on December 13, 2012, 06:45:36 PM

Dili ko supak ani kay daghang proyekto nga nahimo sa mga Cagas. Naa ra nato kon ato ba silang ibalik unya sa Mayo nga election

true sir nga daghan siya projects pero ang batasan nila grabe.. di makaon sa iro (forgive me Madam CJ) there were rumors na nagparecount iyang kalaban and it turned out daug iyang kalaban pagka governor.. nipahawa ba siya? nanghagit man gani sinumbagay every politiko nga iyang kalaban...

ah yes, Fr. Chic.. This is Bugsay's territory.. heheheh

I'm thankful for the challenges and trials that came to me.. without them, my life is boring hehehehe bitaw.. i'm thankful to God for everything.. nakasurvive ko sa mga problema nako, happy ko with my friends and family, na stressed ko sa work pero happy gihapon ko...ug thankful ko kay gidungagan ni God akong life hahahah I love this crazy thing called LIFE!!!

wa pa ko kasugod.. hulat pa ko sa bonus heheheeh

I'm done pre-christmas tour with friends... hehehe

the girl is not selena gomez..

nakita na nako..

North Korea has defied international warnings with an apparently successful launch of a rocket into space.

The rocket, launched at 09:49 local time (00:49 GMT), appears to have followed its planned trajectory, with stages falling in expected areas.

North Korea says a satellite has been placed in orbit; the US confirmed an object had been put into space.

South Korea, the US and Japan have condemned the launch as a banned test of long-range missile technology.

The US called it a "highly provocative act that threatens regional security", while UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon said it was a "clear violation" of a UN resolution.

Japan has called for an emergency meeting of the UN Security Council. Reports suggested this could take place later on Wednesday.

The launch comes a week ahead of the South Korean presidential election and roughly a year after the death of leader Kim Jong-il, on 17 December 2011.

'Extremely regrettable'

The three-stage rocket was launched from a site on North Korea's west coast.

"The launch of the second version of our Kwangmyongsong-3 satellite from the Sohae Space Centre... on December 12 was successful," state news agency KCNA said. "The satellite has entered the orbit as planned."

The rocket had been scheduled to pass between the Korean peninsula and China, with a second stage coming down off the Philippines.

"The missile was tracked on a southerly azimuth [angle]. Initial indications are that the first stage fell into the Yellow Sea," a North American Aerospace Defence Command (Norad) statement said.

"The second stage was assessed to fall into the Philippine Sea. Initial indications are that the missile deployed an object that appeared to achieve orbit."

The Japanese government, which put its armed forces on alert ahead of the launch, said the rocket had passed over parts of Okinawa prefecture, south of the Japanese mainland.

"The missile that North Korea calls a satellite passed over Okinawa around 10:01. We launched no interception," a government statement quoted by AFP news agency said.

Japan had threatened to shoot down any debris which infringed on its territory, deploying naval vessels and land-based missile interceptors.

Its top government spokesman called the launch "extremely regrettable" and something that Japan "cannot tolerate".

South Korean President Lee Myung-bak, meanwhile, called an emergency meeting of his top advisers. His foreign minister said the government strongly condemned the launch.

The US called the launch another "example of North Korea's pattern of irresponsible behaviour".

In China - which is North Korea's closest ally - Foreign Ministry spokesman Hong Lei expressed "regret" at the launch. A commentary from state-run Xinhua news agency called on all parties to remain "cool headed" and engage in "trust-building measures".

April failure
North Korea had said two days ago that the launch could be delayed because of a technical problem, extending the window until 29 December.

South Korea, the US and other nations had urged North Korea not to go ahead, warning that it would constitute a test of long-range missile technology banned under UN resolutions.

Washington and its allies say the rocket launches represent banned missile tests because the basic technology is the same.

North Korea is believed to be working on the development of a long-range missile capable of reaching the west coast of the US mainland.

It has not previously successfully launched a three-stage rocket. Its most recent test, in April 2012, ended in failure, when the rocket flew for only a few minutes before exploding and crashing into the sea west of the Korean peninsula.

The closed communist nation has also carried out two nuclear tests, in 2006 and 2009. International talks on ending its nuclear ambitions have been stalled for several years.

Officials fear it could be working towards a missile on which a nuclear warhead could be mounted - but it is not thought to have fully developed either the missile or the warheads yet.

kung ma mismanage niya iyang kwarta tagalan nako siya ug 3-4 months hurot na... kung babae ni siya, dili lang unta siya mailad sa mga tam-is nga sinultihan aning mga lalaki.. ug kung lalaki ni siya, dili siya padala aning sugal ug babae... hehehe

aw humana man ug bakasyon na si Floyd Gayweather sa kulungan..

hhmmm




or basin ingon ani



or might be this one

ako lang ning i-share ang 30 seconds presentation sa nahitabong opening sa Pasko Fiesta sa Dabaw

http://youtu.be/t2HexHvlozk

aw pagbantay mangawras ra ba ko.. hehehe jowk..

gi limit lang pod dire.. dati gi block ang youtube ug fb.. gibalik ra pod kay daghang nireklamo especially supervisors..

charmos pod oi... hehehehe basin sakit ka mamaak ha..

Quote from: Votives on December 12, 2012, 02:17:08 PM
sayang dili ko ka kita diri sa office..
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hahaha naka proxy pod diay mo diha? same here Engr.

Quote from: Votives on December 12, 2012, 02:02:56 PM
ako unta to og duol pa ko diha...

mo transform pod ka pagka lamok? hehehe jowk lang Engr. Votives

Quote from: Votives on December 12, 2012, 01:57:29 PM
dili na diay ka mo entertain sa mamisita?

kinsa man pod mamisita nako.. hahaha lamok?

"Praise the Lord, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits - who forgives all your sins and heal all your diseases." ~Psalm 103:2-3~

aw maintriga man sad ta ani... hahahah kung dili ko kapoyon after work, matan-awan gyud nako ni... pagkapoyon man gud ko after work, magkulong ra ko kwarto..

Quote from: islander on December 12, 2012, 10:11:48 AM
makakita gyod ka nga nag-gangnam style si votives way ahead of psy, loll.

kalimot ko ug tan-aw pag-uli nako ganina... hehehe

Quote from: Votives on December 12, 2012, 01:26:37 PM
ok rana basta malambuon lang ilahang lugar...

hahahahahah no comment na lang ko...

5 dead at Oregon mall shooting..

Quote from: islander on December 12, 2012, 12:31:34 PM

from Philippines: Online Shame Campaign Against “Epal” Politicians, http://newsmotion.org/

wa matagbaw ug epal, gipaklaro ba gyod ang dynasty.

hahaha.. naground Robin ra ni sila.. karon ang anak gusto governor, ang inahan congresswoman, ug ang amahan mayor sa digos...

Quote from: Chongki on December 12, 2012, 12:20:21 PM
kaspersky anti virus

okay pud pero dali lang man ma block iyang keys gud..blacklisted dayon heheheh

nag install sa bag-ong PC nga naabot... unsa'y nindot nga anti-virus?

death toll for typhoon pablo 700+ and still counting... this continues break my heart.. kalooy pod.. people are begging for food and water... time pa, asa na ang gi donate nga $210M sa Australia? $10M sa Canada?

Quote from: hubag bohol on December 12, 2012, 09:55:03 AM



Abot Davao?

Naa pod sa Digos... kung makahigayon ko akong kodakan naa ra atbang sa park heheheh

Quote from: Votives on December 12, 2012, 09:35:05 AM
maau rasad oi.. para di kaau taontong uwaw...

sa balay na lang ko motan-aw... hahahah

hahay Engr. Votives unta makita nako ning mga hulagway nga imong gipost dire... heheheh ahak oi nganong gi block maning photobucket..

Quote from: Pikoy on December 12, 2012, 12:27:58 AM
tsk tsk unsa naning hitabo ha!! ligid ko ron ba...! pero sa akong tan aw mura mag "S" puryabujag..

S?! as in Super LAMOROK? heheheh

Quote from: Votives on December 11, 2012, 03:40:37 PM
Kani gyud si jinggoy... ang ebidensya nya lolla ha...

Sen. Jinggoy Estrada Distributes Relief Goods with his Ugly Face on the Packages.

     Sen. Jinggoy Estrada visited the Typhoon Pablo ravaged areas in Mindanao a couple of days ago to distribute much needed relief goods. The desperate and hungry victims were eager to receive the necessary supplies from the law maker but it was obvious that Sen. Jinggoy was not there to purely extend his helping hand to the casualties. You see, Sen. Jinggoy Estrada went to the typhoon devastated location to make himself known and remembered as their Savior and he made sure that the people will remember him because his ugly face is printed all over the bags of the relief goods.

     Can you imagine the evilness of these politicians? The poor folks in that typhoon wasted region have already lost their families, their livelihood, their homes and yet these a** politicians take advantage of their dilemma. Politicians are really the worst bunch of opportunistic bastards that ever walked this Earth. These political leeches thrive on the suffering , torment and weakness of the poor and the innocent. Every opening break is always taken advantage by these bastards!

     Why can't these SOBs just give their relief goods to the victims without their ugly, unscrupulous and devious faces painted all over the packages? The storm victims will remember those who helped them so it was not necessary to plaster Sen. Jinggoy Estrada's s***-like face on the parcels of food aid. What Sen. Jinggoy did was a devious and cunning scheme to assure his victory in the upcoming Elections. This Senator is an a** and people all over the country should stop voting and electing pricks like him in any Government position.

     This country needs leaders that are honest, morally upright and God fearing to help make the lives of all Filipinos better. We don't need opportunistic bastards like Sen. Jinggoy Estrada!!!


~~ http://daldale-rhod.blogspot.com/2012/12/sen-jinggoy-estrada-distributes-relief.html

Quote from: hubag bohol on December 05, 2012, 11:22:35 AM



Can you find the seven eagles here?

yup... kita nako tanan

Consider it pure joy, my brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance.  ~ James 1:2-3

Quote from: Votives on December 11, 2012, 12:49:45 PM
gwapahang lolla oi..

toink... bukhad man sad atay nako ani...fwede maulaw? tenk kyuw engr. votives

Quote from: islander on December 10, 2012, 01:54:52 PM
anybody here, ibansiwag dinhi sa tb, please, ang mga ngan, kun mahimo hasta ang mga nawong, aning mga politicians nga nang-repack sa relief goods ug gipamalhin sa mga bags or putos nga naa ilang ngan ug nawong.  i read somewhere nga gukdon ni sila sa commission on audit.  hinaot unta nga di lang ni empty threats.

one of them is Sen. Jinggoy Estrada

Quote from: islander on December 11, 2012, 11:16:11 AM
how nice.  one good thing about staying put in one place...

you have real, old golden friends.  congratulations! 

thank you Madam CJ.. Yes, i'm so lucky to have friends like them.. dili gyud sila mobiya bisan pa ug pila ka tuig na wala magkita...sila gyud ang akong genuine friends... we support each other spiritually, emotionally (mohilak ka, sila gakatawa sa imong dagway nga gahilak), morally and sometimes financially pod..

sayang wala ko kita sa Pacquiao fight ug after the fight drama.... hehehehe

One of my bestfriends is a policewoman, they went to ComVal last Saturday, according to her, daghan man nagapanghatag na ug relief goods didto.. the death toll counts 600+ and still rising pa, daghan pa gyud daw natabunan.. kadtong 18 ka sundalo nga morescue unta atong panahon sa bagyo, all of them died.. out of 18, 15 ra ang na retrieved.. ang ilang gisakyan, nakasugat ug kanang "rumaragasang" tubig gikan sa bukid.. and what the people need is DRINKING WATER gyud.. gamay ra man manghatag ug drinking water, ang daghan kay mga pinutos nga food nga naa permi hulagway sa politicians, lahi pa tong sa tarpaulin...

karon pa ko kamata... gaki-at lang ning agi nako, sige lang, dugay na man sad pod mi magtapok sa akong mga friends...preparing myself for work... kumbati na sad ni.. daghan pod ko namiss dire sa dokdok da..

Quote from: islander on December 11, 2012, 09:19:35 AM
kinsa man nang imong gihangbay-hangbayan dinha nga nangalot man na siya sa iyang tiil?  hinaot di ka kasab-an ni tatay pikoy.

One of my bestfriends, si Patrick. We're all friends since high school, ang uban diha elementary pa.

at my friend's house...doing what we used to do... drinking and listening to yANO!!!!!

~cruel to be kind~ that's why i kinda like them

At Isla Reta, Talicud Island, Island Garden City of Samal (IGaCoS)


with my friends for more than 20 years




namalandong..

just arrive from talicud island, igacos.. so exhausted but i had fun, fun, fun and hangover.. and the party continues!

God bless you both... still cant sleep.. waaaa...

samot d ko katulog kay nangabot na among gipaabot.. hastang saba.a after 7 years nga wala magkita sa akng mga friends..

guilty ko aning number 2 da.

well, u cant blame the hungry people of cateel. wala pa ang mayor wala pud relief goods. karon hugas kamay ang denr nga tungod sa illegal logging mao ng daghan namatay ug nangadamage nga properties.

munchkin and kape samtang naghulat sa mga kaberks.

ayaw pud kay gasto kaau. mapoordoy ta ana samot. hahahaha

yup. talagsa ra man pud ni. hehehe

waz jud ko gidulaw anang imong gipost. hahahaha weeh

aw tama diay lahi man inyong weekend dha. naa ra ko dre sa balay sa ako amiga, nagpaabot sa uban namo prens. mag out of town laag mi ugma sa samal island.

gikapoy sa ilang show

oi, hello engr. a nice weekend sa imo. mao pud. kwarta man ghapon sa katawhan gigasto ana gud. hahahaha

Isla Reta here we come ^__^

Perti ning mga politiko, manghatag lagi ug relief goods nakaplastada gyud sa silopin ning ilang dagway...

giganahan ug tour uroy sa Pinas ni si Pablo..

yes!!! it's weekend... going out of town vacation with my friends...

NEW SCHOOL DICTIONARY:

ALLOWANCE - A force that motivates you to go to school.
BONUS - The key to pass the exam.
I.D. - Alternative ruler to draw a straight line.
STUDYING - Causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pills.
UNIFORM - Where you wipe your wet hands after going to C.R.
TOMORROW - Deadline.
CLINIC - Home for best actors and actresses.
BREAK- Most enjoyable subject.
BALLPEN - Device used to draw something on the desk.
NERD - Bestfriend during exams.
CLASSMATE - Source of paper.

-eksena sa jeep!

girl: manong bayad.

driver: saan galing to?

girl: estudyante, nursing, St. Paul bagong sakay.

boy: (nayabangan, nagbayad ng 500 pesos)manong bayad.

driver: (galit) ilan dito sa 500?!

boy: isa lang. Keep the change, seaman, bagong sakay lang.

babae: (nayabangan din, nag abot ng 1,000)bayad, paki lang.

driver: wala bang mas maliit dito? Wala akong maisukli dito.

babae: sa'yo na lang ang sukli manong, TEACHER ako, bagong loan sa GSIS.


wallleyyy kayo sa titser kow... heheheheh

more than 400 na ang patay wala pa'y labot sa mga missing.. May they all be safe... kalooy na lang...

ang akong Kenshin *^_^*