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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new member: Tarsier.

Tarsier, nganong nasaag man ka dinhi? Kumusta na imong paraiso didto sa Corella?

Rose, do you like Tarsier? 

Chin, himamata ang Tarsier. 

Yadz, pwede ka makatunaw ug kape alang ni Tarsier? 

Oh, Rose, this tutorial thread is for helping our newbies survive Tubag Bohol. Mamalhin ta sa "Love and Relationship" section. 

Quote from: tarsier on June 14, 2007, 09:57:26 AM
Ang Bohol pobre pero dunay kina iyang pagka elitist ug mang descriminate. It's a shame. Yoyoy came only from a very humble beginning but with determination he succeeded in life. Ugaling lang kay di cya graduate sa university, ubos ra ang tan-aw sa mga tawo niya labi na sa mga wah mo honor niya ug wah mohatag ug maayong burial rights.

Hello Tarsier,

Sakto gyud ko sa imong gipadayag dinhi. Makasakit sa dughan ug makasakit handumon nga bisan diay sa kamatayon sa tawo manghawid pa gihapon ang kabaho ug kalang-og sa atong politika. 

Quote from: Ivy on June 14, 2007, 10:23:15 AM
Ngano man? laina pod ana oi...bisan pa man unta nag konsehal xa sa Las Pinas its na basis na dili i-honor sa Bohol. His still taga Bohol bisag asa pa xa padulong. Ninganhi xa Manila para makipagsapalaran, sumikat at naging matagumpay sa larangan ng Sining, Musika at pag-arte. Dpat i-respeto si Yoyoy kay usa pod xa nga naghatag ug honor sa Bohol sa iyang kasikatan...pagadto nia HAwaii according sa ako mommy nga didto na nagtigulang, Yoyoy was promoting Bohol as one of the Philippine's pride and beautiful country. Bisag asa xa padulong his always promoting his plae-Bohol nga nidot ug maayo. In that way as i know naging maganda ang turismo ng Bohol and I know Yoyoy one of thee...who give's honor to Bohol. Kahit kailan at saan talaga pulitika talaga napakadumi! sana renespeto man lang ang pagkamatay ni Yoyoy! anyway...May Yoyoy's soul rest in Peace! inggit lang siguro nga wala ayuha ang paglubong sa iya... GodBless Bohol!

Ivy, if Yoyoy were alive today and reading your Tubag Bohol defense, he would surely sing a song for you. Thanks Ivy for sharing your thoughts with us today. We hope to see you here everyday. 

Everything is public here.

The world is watching us.

We're just one-month old, yet we have been hated and loved by lots of stalkers (some have become members, fortunately).

Concern, welcome to Tubag Bohol. Either you will love us or hate us. 

Anyhow, hope you'd survive in this website.

Please wait for Chin's welcome drink.

And if you're married and have issues on sex and relationships, Rose and her horde of sex therapists are ready to answer your nagging questions. Just proceed to "Private & Personal."

Concern, whoever you are, we're glad you're here.

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 07:46:11 PM
Mike, I'm now convinced I should get a third registration with the initials, 'S.'  Chin should better be good in her welcome, one that would outdo what she made for H.

roSSSSSSe, be my guest. And make my day.

prinsesasadagat,

Try Jojie's Bakeshop. I'm sure you'd like it. The best in Bohol.

Alturas needs to elevate the quality of its bread otherwise it has to stop selling repulsive bread.

But its peanut kisses products are of high quality. At least. But its bread? Only those who are truly hungry...

What is so difficult with passing a resolution recognizing Yoyoy Villame?

It's just a paper. He's dead already. He won't even know it. The Provincial Government should have been generous about this piece of paper.

Our public officials are still immature.

Is recognizing Yoyoy as difficult as running away people's money?

Why pay when you can advertise for FREE?

This section will soon house your house and lot whether you like it or not. 

Post your ads now.

Not at all times. Some of them are connected with bogus employment agencies.

The best resource is a referral from a trusted friend or relative.

Why pay, when you can advertise for free?

Post your ads now while there is still a Tubag space for your business.

I will revolutionize this section in the coming days. 

If no one will post in this section one month from now, this will be removed from our site. Promise. 

Almost in all provinces in the Philippines have people who would claim they have relatives in Bohol. Let us build a directory of unknown relatives in this section.

What do you know about your town that we don't know? Share it with us. Only here in Tubag Bohol.

Register now. It's FREE!

Then let us know.

We will create a special board/section for your school. Just make sure you'd invite your friends and classmates to register in Tubag Bohol.

Register now. It's FREE.

Christians from any church affiliation, feel free to use this board to post your church bulletin/announcement, including schedules of Sunday fellowships and the address of your church.

Do you know something about your government official? Why not expose him or her in Tubag Bohol?

I have a flying feeling that you are a member of many airline clubs as you have been crisscrossing the planet since time immemorial.

Margz, thanks for your tips.

I wish there would be more travel trips for Tubag Bohol coming from you as you are a global traveler.

Feel free to start a new topic by hitting "Start New Topic" tool in our site.

Your avatar looks mysterious. 

Quote from: princessadagat on June 14, 2007, 04:00:35 AM
Here's another comprehensive currency converter site I use and recommend:  www.oanda.com

Thanks Margz for the link. I'm glad you're back to our site.

i really miss la estrella beach resort. the place transported me to another dimension of time...

La Estrella Beach Resort, Cabilao Island, Loon, Bohol, Philippines



















Estrella und Poldi Zagorski

In Cabilao Island, Loon, Bohol

Cabilao Lake, Cabilao Island, Bohol, Philippines

This can be rented as a reunion venue for Tubag Bohol.
La Estrella Beach Resort, Cabilao Island,
Loon, Bohol, Republic of the Philippines

Hobbit House, La Estrella Beach Resort, Cabilao Island, Loon
Bohol, Philippines

Safari House in La Estrella Beach Resort, Cabilao Island, Loon, Bohol, Philippines

La Estrella Beach Resort, Cabilao Island, Bohol, Philippines

This is near the famous La Estrella Beach Resort
The resort is frequented mostly by Europeans

The dazzling La Estrella Beach Resort in Cabilao Island, Loon, Bohol

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 13, 2007, 11:55:52 PM
right, nagpalit nalang gud k pagkaon nga isulod sa oven para huwat nalang sa oras kung maluto, samtang ako nag-atubang sa computer ug yangungo dinhi sa tubag bohol.

Disciline gihapon ni no?   

discipline and multi-tasking na, Cel.

Located in Can-uba Beach, Jagna, Bohol, Philippines

By KIT BAGAIPO

A petition for temporary restraining order (TRO) will be filed by oppositors of the oil exploration survey in the Bohol-Cebu Strait scheduled next week.

This after fishermen and non-government organizations in the towns of Panglao, Dauis, Cortes, Maribojoc and Tagbilaran City launched a signature campaign opposing the seismic survey.

The petition will be filed by the Bohol Alliance of Non-Government Organizations (BANGON), through the Environmental Legal Assistance Center and the Integrated Bar of the Philippines (IBP) Bohol Chapter.

ELAC president lawyer Raul Barbarona bared to the Chronicle yesterday, they will try to block the oil seismic survey while expecting the project's proponents will invoke PD 605 and PD 1818 to defend the project.

PD 605, issued in 1974 by then President Ferdinand Marcos, prohibits the courts from issuing preliminary injunctions involving concessions, licenses and other permits issued by public administrative officials or bodies for the exploitation of natural resources.

Meanwhile, PD 1818 prohibits judges from issuing restraining orders against government infrastructure projects. In part, the decree says "No court in the Philippines shall have jurisdiction to issue any restraining order, preliminary injunction or preliminary order, preliminary mandatory injunction in any case, dispute or controversy involving an infrastructure project."

Barbarona disclosed that an international network of lawyers, environmentalists and scientists have provided him guidance in filing a petition for TRO against the seismic oil exploration.

The petition will be citing scientific studies on the effect of a seismic survey towards fishes, marine mammals and dolphins and other sea life. Similar cases where TROs were granted against seismic surveys will be used as reference.

Aside from the effects to the marine environment, the petition will also question the unavailability of baseline data on the marine resources in the survey area and the compensation for fishermen who will be affected by the survey.

Oppositors want that fishermen will be paid by DOE and NorAsia before the survey is conducted and not after, according to Barbarona.

Marginal fishermen will be prohibited to fish within a 10-kilometer radius from M/V Pacific Sword, the vessel equipped with seismic device.

The survey, which could run for 3 to 4 weeks will affect the daily sustenance and livelihood of marginal fishers while the damage from the seismic activity will likewise drive away fishes.

Among other the contentious issues being raised by oppositors is the payment for damaged fish pens (payao) that will be damaged by the oil exploration.

AUMENTADO, CHATTO WANT ISSUES RESOLVED

Gov. Erico Aumentado and first district Rep. Edgar Chatto want the DOE and NorAsia. to resolve the issues first before conducting a seismic oil exploration at the Bohol-Cebu Strait.

Both officials made clear during separate interviews over Station dyRD that they require extensive consultations and agreements to be finalized among fishermen's groups and stakeholders by project proponents.

The governor was informed public consultations jointly conducted by DOE, NorAsian and the Bureau of Fisheries and Aquatic Resources (BFAR) in the towns of Dauis, Maribojoc, Loon and Tagbilaran all failed to achieve support from fisherfolks and concerned groups.

In Dauis, representatives of BFAR and DOE were not even able to lay down their objectives as fishermen were not satisfied with their statements.

Aumentado stressed the compensation package being offered by the DOE and NorAsia must be acceptable to fishermen who will be affected by the seismic survey.

Chatto requested Energy Sec. Raphael Lotilla that full disclosure must be made to stakeholders. (Bohol Chronicle, June 13, 2007)

Quote from: Varga on June 11, 2007, 10:25:43 AM


Mao pud na ang mahitabo sa ilang proyekto sa Dauis, ang Panglao Island Nature Resort Hotel !! !

Depende kung kinsay politiko nga gilabanan sa last election. Will you bite the hands that feed your mouth?

Varga,

Dili lang si Neri ang angayan moutingkay niining mga misteryosong dam projects sa Bohol.

Kitang mga mabuot nga lumolupyo sa Bohol ug ang tanang Filipino nga nagabayad ug buhis ang angayan magduki-duki ug makisayod kung giunsa sa pipila ka opisyales sa Bohol pagpanamastamas ang salaping gipatuluan ug singot sa mga katawhan.

What kind of promise she always avoids to make?

By BINGO DEJARESCO III
The Bohol Chronicle
June 13, 2007

Gov. Erico Aumentado is blaming the National Economic Development Authority (NEDA) for "not finding remedies to the cost over-runs" of the P2.3 billion Bohol Irrigation Project Stage-2 (BHIP 2) when they had the chance to do so three years ago.

The governor likewise expressed disappointment that NEDA Director Romulo Neri is "too late" in raising his objections to the project considering it is already 80% completed.

"They waited until this time when they should have ordered to seek for remedies when they knew the costs were already disadvantageous to the government," Aumentado stressed.

It may be recalled the NEDA chief is blocking further fund releases to the irrigation project that will benefit some 5,000 farmers in the towns of San Miguel, Trinidad and Ubay, saying the project over-runs as "excessive and illegal."

The National Irrigation Authority (NIA) submitted a request for the expansion and change order of the BHIP-2 sometime in December 2004 due to adjustments in the peso-to-dollar exchange rate, Aumentado bared in an interview over dyRD's Pulso yesterday.

When the dam project was adopted on December 1999, with a loan package funded by the Japan Bank for International Cooperation (JBIC), the peso-dollar rate was P40 to $1, the governor pointed out.

In 2004, the exchange rate was already P54 to a dollar, Aumentado said, which prompted the NIA to request for a change order.

According to the governor, if NEDA had acted decisively, corrective measures would have been undertaken.

Instead, NEDA was "sitting on the request of NIA" and without any advisory, the project contractor, Hanjin Heavy Industries and Construction Ltd. was bound to complete the project works, hence, the unpaid P600-million to the contractor, Aumentado disclosed.

"The NEDA is definitely contributing to this error," he said.

NEDA NOT SATISFIED

Socio-economic Planning Sec. Romulo Neri, NEDA head and co-chairman of the Investment Coordination Committee (ICC), based on his previous statements to Manila media, was apparently not satisfied with the explanation from NIA on the huge over-runs in millions of pesos.

The ICC acts as the "oversight" committee of donor-countries or agencies for projects they fund in the Philippines. Any ODA-funded project in the country cannot proceed farther based on a higher cost than originally approved without prior reappraisal and approval of the ICC.

Neri, who is said to have visited the project area thrice already was quoted as saying: "They violated legal procedures. They should have gotten back to the ICC (for clearance)… they should have cleared it first with NEDA…" "The analysis of (the project's viability) is very wanting. Since we know the cause of the over-run, I want to know how they would justify it."

Business Mirror, a Manila based daily, quoted an unnamed NEDA official as saying: "There are a lot of issues to be resolved… The investment body (ICC) must be satisfied with the explanations regarding the accruals outside the project cost." Neri earlier raised possibilities of a project stoppage and penalties for contractors and suppliers who continued with the work despite the cost increase.

The Project which was projected to irrigate some 5,300 hectares was originally set to be operational by year 2005, delayed by two years now.

"WHY SINGLE OUT BHIP-2?"

Gov. Aumentado criticized Sec. Neri for trying to "single out" the BHIP-2 underscoring its 27% cost over-runs when, in fact, a similar irrigation project being undertaken by a Chinese contractor, BPIP-China, overshot agency estimates by 92%.

The NEDA (like the ICC) is a collegial body made up of senior officials of the Department of Finance, Central Bank, Trade and Industry, etc. and make decisions as a body. Likewise, Mr. Neri was quoted as saying that "The President has made it clear she does not want changes in the middle of (the implementation) of the projects."

The degree of care is consistent with the Government's aim not to antagonize donor-countries and agencies.

The NEDA had been aware of the BHIP-2 costs since even before its construction, NIA asked for a re-bidding since Hanjin's bid was much higher than the agency estimates, Aumentado added.

However, JBIC pushed that the contract be awarded despite its higher costs, the governor disclosed.

Since the irrigation project is undertaken with the aid of JBIC, it is subject to loan agreements between Japan and the Philippines under the ODA Law.

The governor refused to comment further on the matter while he bared NEDA is requesting the opinion of the Department of Justice (DOJ) regarding the matter. NIA also sought legal assistance from the Government Corporate Counsel.

TALIBON DAM WHISTLBLOWER

The whistleblower of the anomalous Talibon dam felt his cause is vindicated by the recent blocking of NEDA Director Neri of further fund releases on the construction of the still unfinished dam.

According to Engr. Nilo Sarigumba, the contractor who exposed the P160-million Talibon dam scam, his fight to prosecute those responsible for the anomalous project has reached a high-ranking government official in the person of Neri, a Boholano.

Sarigumba bared over dyRD's Pulso yesterday that until now, the Ombudsman has not yet filed a case at the Sandiganbayan against five National Irrigation Administration (NIA) officials involved in the highly anomalous project even after prima facie evidence were found against them.

Sarigumba disclosed a major component of the dam project was ignored by NIA which is the reforestation of its watershed area. Without the reforestation, the dam will become a white elephant and farmers could never benefit from it.

Moreover, Sarigumba bared the dam is intended to irrigate rain-fed rice fields.

It is a shame for our government to be pursuing such project despite its many deficiencies and naming it as one of its flagship undertakings, Sarigumba concluded.

AGRI DEP'T MAY STEP IN

The National Irrigation Authority (NIA) is directly under the auspices of the Department of Agriculture (DA) headed by Arthur Yap, married to a Boholana and who enjoys the fullest grace with the President.

Unimpeachable sources said that Yap left the project site last May 24, fuming mad about the state of affairs of the project. He will reportedly advise the President not to attend the inauguration "to spare her the embarrassment."

Secretary Yap is currently building an Agriculture Highway across the nation, setting up irrigation facilities, storage capabilities and farm-to-market roads to uplift the productivity of Philippine agriculture. The Bayongan Dam, considered as the third largest irrigation dam in the country, is one of such projects.

This new controversy could spark further delays and threaten the completion of one of Bohol's so-called "Flagship Project." (With reports from Kit Bagaipo and Chito Visarra)

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My initial comment: It was more than a P200-million Talibon Dam. It was inaugurated on NOVEMBER 1. Always NOVEMBER 1.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 01:11:14 AM
How to fall in love in 60 seconds?

A better question would be: why do you have to fall in love in such a hurry?

Because life is short. 

Chin, GEC is still a minor. A baby perhaps. Buy her a Cerelac instead.

We do not if GEC is a he or a she. This GEC remains anonymous up to this hour. No avatar. No introduction of oneself. And this is puzzling.

Paul, ask Chin.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 01:03:57 AM
One word: grab!

Grab anything your hand could grasp.

Is that an act of ultimate harassment, Chin?

Quote from: GEC348 on June 13, 2007, 03:57:20 AM
About the topic...

Is the article talking about school beauty queens who became politicians or school beauty queens who won in other beauty contests?

At any rate, maybe its the culture of the school or the development of the mindset of the individual. 

Beauty pageants at schools happen all the time usually as part of the foundation day celebration. In some schools, the ladies are just content to join (or coerced to join) in the such contests and those who are crowned do not desire to search for higher glory.

...it's about beauty queens who are always beauty queens in any contest... 

Who got a tip?

Dear Chin,

Don't promise me anything. 

Quote from: paulpaulpaul on June 13, 2007, 11:16:10 PM

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 10:35:22 PM
Paul, why not a condo in Pattaya? 

But read: "Good guys go to heaven. Bad guys go to Pattaya." Remember that t-shirt displayed in Pattaya?
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We went there, didn't we? Bad, bad guys! The pimps made up some real good stories about their "ping pong shows" that you almost fell hook, line and sinker.

Rose, at one time, reminded me to write a poem about those fake girls.   

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 12:36:36 AM
I will always be half in love with Yoyoy.

I thought it was one fourth in love with Yoyoy.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 12:42:09 AM
Mike's imaginary hymen is still under discussion?

Chin, please, don't revive this pandemonium.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 12:34:21 AM
so well...
P.S Rose is right. You should define "well." It is a highly suspicious adverb. In what way do Paul and I know each other "well"? 

Chin, be cautious in using the word "so well" in this website. Rose wants to delete that phrase from Tubag Bohol Dictionary. 

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 12:34:21 AM
Real life gets in the way, Mike. This worker ant has to flex her muscles, mind, and mouth to earn moolah. So yeah, by the time I get here, those two would have done their worse na. Hahaha. I know the two of them so well I can only cringe at the thought of what they will say next.

P.S Rose is right. You should define "well." It is a highly suspicious adverb. In what way do Paul and I know each other "well"? 

Mga higala, dili na nato bukikion ug bulikaton ang mga panid sa kagahapon. Apan kung pugson gyud nato pag-wiwi ug pagkulitog ang mga gawil sa sugilanon, ayaw intawon dinhi sa Tubag Bohol. 

Quote from: paulpaulpaul on June 13, 2007, 10:56:44 PM
Since when did you start convincing people to see my wang Rose? Haven't I told you again and again that I can manage to advertise it blatantly to the public by myself? Trust my marketing strategy... And hey, quit the size... maulaw ta. Abi palang nagpaibog ka diha... Bwahahahaha!

I think pag-mouli mo sa Bohol ipatawag mo ni Bishop Leopoldo Tumulak.

Quote from: rose on June 14, 2007, 12:27:24 AM
Don't drag us into your 'rough edges' issue, Chin. But yes, we are corrugated and perforated. Let Mike imagine what that is.

Tomorrow I will practice the art of imagining. 

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 12:14:36 AM
Wait a minute! I was given automatic membership to this unholy triumvirate? What did I do? I rode myself hard all day (only because I ride others harder hahaha) and instead of getting to just lurk here in peace, I find my name used in vain more times than I could count. 

It's good to have you here, Rose and Paul.

Chin, the ultimate advice is: "Don't miss to browse Tubag Bohol", or else it will be too late to do some damage-control. 

This unholy alliance will stir up a hornet's nest.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 12:17:54 AM
Ah yes, how disappointing! I would have loved to see you strip, too. 

And why would you be interested to gaze at her unadulterated body? 

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 13, 2007, 07:56:05 AM
Now you're doing a Mommy Glo and a Daddy George. This would have been more believable, I think, if I hadn't known you're a member of the press.

Press people are naturally allergic to all forms of censorship. 

Chin, don't insult the press people.  Did you? I'm still a freelance journalist.

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 11:40:05 PM
Mike, I just noticed, I'm no longer a newbie. I'm now a Junior member. In 5 days, I'll get to where you are. I don't have to strip after all. I so wanted to do it pa naman. How disappointing it is to be refused.

Ladies and gentlemen, is Rose a typical Boholana?

Well, you can, Rose. But not before my eyes. I already made a serialized vow: "see no evil, hear no evil."

You can see it below Chin's and Buenavista's birthdays.

Again, ladies and gentlemen, I rest my case. 

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 13, 2007, 11:39:38 PM
I tried to check it out but there's no post event tool Mike

Cel, there is, at the bottom. Make no mistake. Wait until it appears. The site has to reload all its contents every time you navigate Tubag Bohol.

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 11:43:59 PM
Well, hackneyed as it may seem, "Practice makes perfect." But as I've said, follow me there in 'Private and Personal.' Let's spare this page for some wholesome fun.

Let's modify that adage. "Right practice makes perfect." 

bol-anon-ko-nyor,

nalipay ko nagbasa sa imong artikulo dinhi bahin ni Yoyoy Villame. pagkahabog sa imong panabot sa mga butang nga nagakahitabo sa atong probinsya. kami nga anaa sa gawas sa nasud makadimdim pa unta ug dugang mga balita ug "news analysis" gikan sa kinauyokang bahin sa imong kasing-kasing ug alimpatakan. 

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 11:36:06 PM
Members who would like to be anonymous can register as many fabricated names as they'd like to. They can maintain one for the sole purpose of 'Private and Personal.' It is sure worth a new registration. So if you beautiful couple is so bothered by this, go register another account. It would only take you seconds. And whoa, you'll get more enriched sexual activities from our tips.

Rose, I have posted a bulletin in Friendster announcing your humanistic offer here in Tubag Bohol.

Let me ask you this. Can you really handle all types of sexual and marital questions? Well, for marital questions, I'm sure you can very well answer them - as you are already married. Your 10-year union with Paul must have taught you an encyclopedia of ups and downs that are ever present in a married life.

But sexual questions? We are still on a "wait-and-see" mode. 

Is it because a picture paints a thousand words? Rose, I have sent you a personal message. Check it out in Tubag Bohol Inbox. Please go to your Profile section.   

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 13, 2007, 11:18:19 PM
But how can they hide anonymous when they have a username, when they post, it appears.

Capitan Berong, for instance, is already an anonymous character. We really do not know who he is.
We do not who GEC is.
We do not who Barbaro is.
We do not who bol-anon-ko-nyor is.

Cel, these members are already acting anonymous. Wait, they can also do one more thing: RE-register in Tubag Bohol to further hide their identity.

Quote from: lumine on June 13, 2007, 11:19:53 PM
patay jud ka cel. change your pic now, the most daring one. 

They will re-register again. This time as "conjugal member" of Tubag Bohol. Watch out, Cel. 

Watch out! We have a member named Barbaro. Chin already gave him a welcome drink. Read "The Red Carpet."

Brace for rain and thunderstorm. I saw them coming. 

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 11:02:57 PM
Honey, follow me to 'Private and Personal' and we'll do our lil silly chats there. The boss has reprimanded us and we should cower in fear, our IPs might be banned.

How sweet. How I wish all couples in the world would call each other "Honey." Peace! 

One of our members, Varga, has just posted a question. Take care of his inquiry, please. 

Quote from: GEC348 on June 12, 2007, 07:36:06 AM
I'm all over the place, mike.
Well, at least, where my imagination
take me. He, he   

GEC, are you a nomadic like me? 

Quote from: Varga on June 13, 2007, 07:05:46 AM
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Thanks GEC, it's a gem of an idea that should have been done long before!

Guess, Bohol CCAD, Delaguna, H or even our own prodigious MikeL might do something about it.

Go for it guys ......

From now on, Tubag Bohol observes June 11 as a national holiday for the revived Republic of Bohol.  Really. I'm serious...

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 10:42:36 PM
I'll let Chin answer this. Her fingers, they can multitask as well. Be sure you make yourself specific when you ask her. She's too smart she interprets in multiple meanings (stated and implied), as multiple as my orgasms.

Rose, this thread is for tutorials. Scatter your orgasms in "Private and Personal."

Rose and Paul, remember this thread is for tutorials on how to navigate this site.  Please proceed to "Private and Personal." 

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 10:39:49 PM
You bet! Although mine is a bit longer. She can do with a 6.5. I have that in real, so mine is way longer.

P.S. You can come pay us a visit on 12th July if you wanna see our toys! I told her to bring hers in her handcarry bag to make sure it's safe. Four days in Bangkok is just too long without it.

I remember Chin asking me, through a post in Tubag Bohol (kadlawon dako), how to join Thailand's flesh trade. I almost fell off my chair. 

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 10:36:13 PM
By all means, they can hide under the name Aguida, Lolita, or Barbara. They can start by saying:

Dear Trio,

Just call me Aguida. I have a problem with my recent boyfriend. He doesn't have the hots for me anymore no matter what blow job or pole dancing I do.

Or it can be this...

Dear Trio,

I have a friend named Barbara who has serious sexual problems with her husband of 20 years named Barbaro. Viagra doesn't work for him anymore, can you suggest a much better brand?

Hey, you who are not bold enough to bare yourself, the trio fully understands. You don't have to own up to your problems. Feel free to use fabricated characters.

hahahahah. Rose, re-post this under "private and personal." just copy and paste.

Quote from: paulpaulpaul on June 13, 2007, 10:13:56 PM
I'd trade the chance getting a guaranteed lowest rate home in Phuket, Thailand with this new home I found... this hot page under "private and personal." Dang! I can't wait to start dishing out sexual favors and giving out answers to some baffling kinky questions of my fellow Boholanos. If you get lucky, I'd be willing to comply your little whims on cam. Lol

Paul, why not a condo in Pattaya? 

But read: "Good guys go to heaven. Bad guys go to Pattaya." Remember that t-shirt displayed in Pattaya?

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 10:29:07 PM
Mine go past 60. Guess what's Chin's? 120 something. Dang! We should be ashamed.

Chin? 120 words per minute? Pwede magpaliwat sa iyang mga tudlo? 

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 10:27:24 PM
I don't need red bull. Chin doesn't need either. We both find sex a stress reliever! You're so never good at things like this one. Peace!

P.S. That phone in my avatar, I already lost that one. Remember the last time I visited STIC? That was the time. And here's the clincher: Chin and I used to have the same gadget. It was a bimbo, yes, but it was pink so we went for it. Frivolous. Smart women can be this, too.

And the same vibrator?

Can those who seek your advice choose to remain forever anonymous? You know most people are afraid to talk about problems that really matter to them. But they like to discuss things like: "ga-ulan diay diha, mao lagi, wa nako mahipos akong hinayhay...problema ko unsay isul-ob ugma..." 

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 05, 2007, 05:41:27 AM
I know this one coz I have started one myself 

Maricel, I haven't found your new topics.  Lumine will beat you. 

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 10:20:41 PM
How could I forget? I think, I won. hahaha. But if you insist otherwise, then I'd give it to you. After all, you made my day today.

Rose, my latest rate is 60 words per minute. How about your speed?  It's difficult to beat you.

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 09:58:11 PM
Simple ka diha ron. It never got through my mail. Or perhaps, you're right, it must be in my bulk folder which i emptied without checking. Anyways, I'm here and nothing else could be better for now that I'm darn bored.

Give Chin a long distance call so she will know that you're online in Tubag Bohol. Unsay gamit anang cellphone sa imong avatar? Once she is online, rush to that nearest Tesco outlet near your condo and buy two bottles of Red Bull. 

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 10:00:25 PM
Oh great. I'd better do that. Too bad, the trio hasn't received one question or problem just yet. Ready na ra ba unta mo dukdok sa keyboard ug motubag. Ga tagsa na ug internet connection ang couple just in case of flooding. Pero wala pa bisan taligsik!!! hahaha!

Caution: Use this option only if and when the topic is really urgent and important. Otherwise, dili gyud ka kapanglaba ug kapangluto tungod sa pagpanghinlo sa imong e-mail Inbox. 

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 10:02:15 PM
Great feature! We need this one especially for someone like me who thinks out loud and never takes a single glimpse at her keyboard.

Remember sa imong challenge nako? Nga makig-contest ka ug papaspasay ug type? 

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 10:04:47 PM
And how in the world can we add an entry? I haven't got a clue. Poor me.

Rose, click that Calendar option near the Logout option. Look for the "post event" tool at the bottom of our site. Don't forget to indicate the date of your event.

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 10:06:35 PM
Paul shan't worry. I still have my tongue full. It can multitask for him.

Ladies and gentlemen, I rest my case. 

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 09:56:36 PM
Gi atots ning tubagbohol. I'm still on my first day and yet, I'm hooked. Nagtapun-ok na ang labhonon!!! ug hugason!!! and then, dili ta pahugason inig kahuman kay mohubag? unsaon nalang ni ron?

Rose, you have been warned by your meaningful friend, Chin, that Tubag Bohol is mind-blowing. And you must have read somewhere else the postings of our other global members - fellow sojourners - who have confessed their delicious addiction with Tubag Bohol.

Rose, remember one thing: ayaw panghunaw human nimo ug tubag kay mohubag ang matahom mong mga kamot.  Mag-unsa nalang si Paul... 

Chin said that Rose is a "hottie." Indeed. For one thing, it took her three hours to elevate herself to the Junior level.

Chin is the right person to congratulate Rose.

Not me.

I am still traumatized by her fiery, stormy libido. 

46. Mananggot bisag bagjo kay wa paduga pagkagabii. 

Ayaw gilayon hugasi imong kamot o panghunaw kay mo-Hubag. 

Quote from: bol-anon-ko-nyor on June 06, 2007, 07:00:18 PM
Mahitungod sa bibliya....suwayi kuno pud ninjo'g basa ang libro nga "THE BIBLE, The Story of a Book" by Manly P. Hall.  Suwayi kuno pud, og san...

Og naa mo'y daghang panahon ibasa...suwayi pud ang, "CHRISTIANITY AS A MYSTICAL FACT" by Rudolf Steiner ug "THREE YEARS" by Emil Bock.

Suwayan laman gud pud og tuki ang laing panglantaw.

I have a Bisaya Bible here in Thailand.

Italian police have arrested a Russian "ninja" who had been spreading fear across farmlands in the north of the country.

The man, camouflaged in an all black suit, had robbed several farmers and their families at knife point, police say.

Police had been searching for him for several weeks.

Ninjas were trained for stealth. They first appeared in 14th Century Japan and were famed as assassins and spies.

Outwitted

For several weeks the police had been scouring the countryside looking for shadows.

The "ninja" was known to have struck several times - his head wrapped in a black bandana, a powerful bow in one hand and a knife strapped to his leg.

He targeted isolated farms late at night forcing farmers to hand over cash and valuables at arrow point.

His victims were usually so afraid they didn't report the attacks until some days later.

But on Monday night the "ninja" was outwitted.

As he smashed through the door of a farmhouse, a feisty old pensioner was waiting for him.

Former soldier

The old man came down the stairs but tripped on the last step letting off his rifle.

Startled, the "ninja" made his escape, hopping onto a bicycle and racing off into the nearby cornfields - followed by police who were quickly on the scene.

Police eventually trailed him to an abandoned farmhouse where he was arrested.

He was later identified as Igor Vaclavic, a former soldier from the Russian army.

He was caught carrying night scopes and a head torch.

When asked about his chosen disguise, he told police he had been inspired by his boyhood idol - Robin Hood. (bbcnews.co.uk)

Quote from: lumine on June 13, 2007, 05:33:05 PM
you didnt feel dizzy, mike?

i also tried fasting but it was only for a day. but seven days? mura dli kaya sa ako powers.

By God's grace, I survived the journey, Min.

Quote from: bol-anon-ko-nyor on June 13, 2007, 05:49:11 PM
uyon ko nimo mike nga nanginahanglan na pud og laing mga nawong sa liderato sa tagbilaran.  pero kadtong latest nga bugno ni dan ug joe, equal chances man sila ba.  si joe makadaug unta kay makasukol man sa kwarta ug gidaghanon sa dumadapig.  lupig lang gyud sa taktika si joe bay.  tiaw mo na, sa cogon, nga mao'y balwarte ni joe, ang kada presinto, di moubos sa 40 ka botante ang wa makabotar! sa tanang presinto jud sa cogon! kay ngano? gipamayrag dagkung kantidad (500 to 800 each), og wa na paadtoa sa presinto.  ang resulta? wa ma-maximize ni joe ang iyang balwarte. si joe gud kuno, di mampud maminawg tambag.

but then again, to go back to your thesis of having new leaders in tagbilaran, that is correct.  and i agree. as for dan lim, he is relatively young; and he has political will. but, he is not a good leader. kusog mamomba, pero og siya na'y bombahon, masuko! bastos raba manulti.  stories are rife that he has manhandled even a lowly tricycle driver; that he has insulted in public, even the young ladies who were candidates of the most recent miss tagbilaran pageant. pastilan pagkawaymodo.  ayo pa ang mga sunoy sa buwangan kay hapu-hapun pa!

pero way personalan ning ato bay, opinion ra man ni, di ba?

tinahud nga "bol-anon-ko-nyor,"

Ang mga opinyon nga mamantala dinhi sa Tubag Bohol iya lang sa nagsulat, ug way labot ang mga tawo nga nagdumala sa Tubag Bohol.

Igo lang kami nga nagpahiluna ug lugar dinhi sa web universe nga diin ang mga huna-huna ug pagbati sa mga Bol-anon nga kaha wa mahatagi ug lugar sa pamantalaan ug sa radyo maipadayag dinhi.

Kung aduna may buot mosalmot ning maong pakig-ambitay sa mga opinyon dinhi sa Tubag Bohol, magparehistro lang sila (kini walay bayad), ug mo-TUBAG.

daghang salamat bol-anon-ko-nyor sa imong panahom ning adlawa.

kanimo maalagaron,
mike

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 04:29:09 PM
Whaaah! Gitininuod jud? Now I have a new job to attend to aside from juggling motherhood, wifehood, and teacherhood, in that particular order.

I have to arrange shifts with Chin and Paul to make sure each letter is answered the soonest possible time. And by that I mean, even at 2:37 a.m. I'll prod Chin to do the nocturnal shift. 

Wanted: Who will throw the first question?

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 05:36:36 PM
Paul has been working his way around tubagbohol starting this morning in the middle of his summer class. Wait til he starts outright with a vengeance! You cannot ban us, you'll lose the newly launched 'hottest page' under 'private and personal.' Mind you, it will catapult tubagbohol to the Philippines number one visited site.

And the TRIO will be invited to work as exclusive personal advisers of Boy Abunda and Kris Aquino. 

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 05:29:01 PM
Just askin'

Newbie pa intawn akong status. What does it take to be a hero member like Mike? I will do everything just to get there. Ask me to strip and I won't say no.

Rose, Heroic acts are based on the number of posts you make in Tubag Bohol. You need 500 posts. After that, you have two decisions to make: Let one of your sons marry Dagohoy's last granddaughter or throw a party by giving all guests and members of Tubag Bohol a pack of Peanut Kisses (kadtong binuhat sa Alturas).

I know this is the easiest thing you can do. Just re-post your blog writings here in Tubag Bohol, and buyers of Eye-Mo and Visine will multiply. 

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 05:29:01 PM
Just askin'

Newbie pa intawn akong status. What does it take to be a hero member like Mike? I will do everything just to get there. Ask me to strip and I won't say no.

Naa ba diha si Paul? Paul, please tame your wife. I cannot ban her I.P. address otherwise you would be banned, too.