Quote from: Happy on August 10, 2007, 09:15:33 PM
lol, kana 2 funny..
paundanga nato aw aw iro sa inyo silingan kay mapagaw nato
hahaha wala nahuman ug aw aw tiaw bay million
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#2101
Jokes and Humor / Re: TEXT JOKS
August 14, 2007, 01:10:14 AMhahaha wala nahuman ug aw aw tiaw bay million
#2102
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
August 14, 2007, 01:06:30 AM
Do not do unto others, what you don’t want others to do unto youâ€â€¦
Tagalog Version:
“Huwag kayong ganyan, kung mag-ganyan kayo huwag ganun!â€
Tagalog Version:
“Huwag kayong ganyan, kung mag-ganyan kayo huwag ganun!â€
#2103
Jokes and Humor / It's Joke Time Again
August 14, 2007, 12:50:43 AM
Teacher: “Ano ang ating pambansang hayop? Nagsisimula sa letter K!
Student: Kuto?
Teacher: Mali, natatapos sa letter W!
Student: Kutow?
Teacher: Mali. May sungay ito.
Student: Demonyong Kutow?
Teacher: GET OUT!!!
Student: Kuto?
Teacher: Mali, natatapos sa letter W!
Student: Kutow?
Teacher: Mali. May sungay ito.
Student: Demonyong Kutow?
Teacher: GET OUT!!!
#2104
Facts and Trivia / Re: DID YOU KNOW
August 14, 2007, 12:10:46 AM
The body's strongest muscle is our tongue..
#2105
Philippine Business News / Re: Boom Boom's village loses road project after boxer's loss
August 13, 2007, 08:34:08 PMQuote from: Capitan Berong on August 13, 2007, 07:42:44 PMOkey mag abang abang rako diri kay, completo ba naay mga comments. tnx.
'Bay,
Akong pangagpas, sa pagka "consummate tradpol" ni Erico, dili niya angkonon ang namantala nga mga comments being attributed to him.... considering the generally adverse reactions to his statements . . . watch for it !!!
#2106
Music and Video / Re: KARAOKE SA IMONG PC.
August 13, 2007, 08:29:50 PM
murag safe man kay wala may probs ang ako.. try lang.. naa bitaw ang norton..
#2107
Bible Study / Re: Non Christians
August 13, 2007, 08:27:24 PM
It's obvious that jesus travelled and studied many ways of life and different religious teachings; incorporating all of it into his thinking. His ideals were beautiful.
What I don't like is how his teachings have been twisted by power/money hungry people for their own benefit.
What I don't like is how his teachings have been twisted by power/money hungry people for their own benefit.
#2108
Philippine Business News / Re: Boom Boom's village loses road project after boxer's loss
August 13, 2007, 06:51:23 PM
akong tahap ani murag dili kaayo mentally ready si boom boom sa laban kay basin iyang gihuna huna ang taxevasion, unsa kaha ni ka tinood?. About sa Gov. wala nako na masubaybayi kay murag dugay nako wala makapuyo ug bohol pina ka dugay na nako ang 2 weeks. tnx sa Tubag Bohol diri rako naka update unsa kahugaw diay pod ang POLITICA diha ato.
#2109
Philippine Daily News / PiNoY...iKaW Ba iTo? ---An Eye Opener
August 13, 2007, 05:56:13 PM
forwarded email from a group.
PINOY...IKAW BA ITO?
Sabi MO, ang gobyerno natin ay palpak.
Sabi MO, ang mga batas natin ay sinauna.
Sabi MO, ang lokal na pamahalaan natin ay hindi maganda ang pagkolekta ng basura at ang paglilinis ng mga lugar.
Sabi MO, hindi gumagana ang mga telepono, katatawanan ang kalagayan ng trapiko, at hindi nakakarating sa paroroonan ang mga sulat.
Sabi MO, parang nasadlak sa basura ang ating buong bansa.
Sabi Mo, sabi MO, sabi MO.
E ano'ng ginagawa mo tungkol dito?
Kumuha ka ng isang taong papunta sa Singapore .
Bigyan mo sya ng pangalan, yung sa IYO.
Bigyan MO sya ng mukha, yung sa IYO.
Lumabas KA sa airport nang pinakamatino mong sarili na maipagmamalaki sa mundo.
Sa Singapore , Hindi KA nagtatapon ng upos ng sigarilyo sa kalye.
Ipinagmamalaki MO ang magaganda nilang underpass.
Nagbabayad KA ng mga 60 pesos para makapagmaneho sa Orchard Road (parang EDSA) mula alas 5 hanggang alas 8 ng gabi.
Bumalik KA sa parking lot para bayaran ang parking tiket mo kung napasobra ka ng oras sa shopping o sa pagkain sa isang restaurant.
Sa Singapore , wala KAng sinasabi, meron ba?
Hindi MO susubukang kumain sa lantad kapag Ramadan sa Dubai .
Hindi MO susubukang lumabas ng bahay na walang takip ang mukha sa Jeddah.
Hindi MO susubukang lagyan ang isang empleyado ng kumpanya ng telepono sa London para mapunta sa ibang tao ang mga long distance na tawag mo.
Hindi MO susubukang lumampas ng 90 kilometers per hour sa Washington, at saka sasabihin sa pulis "Alam mo kung sino ako?"
Bakit di MO subukang dumura o magtapon ng upos ng sigarilyo o balat ng kendi sa mga kalye sa Tokyo ?
Bakit hindi MO subukang bumili ng pekeng mga papeles sa Boston tulad ng ginagawa sa Recto?
Pinag-uusapan pa rin natin IKAW.
IKAW na gumagalang at sumusunod sa patakarang banyaga sa ibang bansa pero hindi makasunod sa sarili mong lugar.
IKAW na tapon ng tapon sa kalye pagtuntong mo pa lang sa lupa.
Kung IKAW ay nakikisalamuha at pumupuri ng systema sa bansang banyaga, bakit hindi KA maging ganyan sa
Pilipinas?
Minsan sa isang panayam, ang dating Subic Administrator na si Gordon ay may katwiran ng sinabi nyang "Ang mga aso ng mayayaman ay pinalalakad at pinadudumi ng may-ari sa kalye, tapos sila mismo ang pumupuna sa may katungkulan sa kapalpakan sa paglilinis ng mga kalye.
Ano ang gusto nilang gawin ng mga may katungkulan? Magwalis tuwing makakaramdam ng hindi maganda sa tiyan ang kanilang alaga?"
Sa America , bawat may-ari ng alaga ay dapat maglinis matapos ang pagdumi ng aso. Ganuon din sa Japan .
Gagawin ba ng mga Pilipino yun dito? Tama sya.
Pumupunta tayo sa botohan para pumili ng gobyerno at pagkatapos nuon ay tinatanggal na natin sa sarili ang responsibilidad.
Uupo tayo sa isang tabi at paghihintay ng pagkalinga at umaasa na gagawin ng gobyerno ang lahat habang wala tayong iniaalay.
Umaasa tayo sa pamahalaan na maglinis, ngunit hindi naman tayo titigil sa pagtatapon ng basura sa kung saan-saan, at ni hindi tayo pupulot ng anumang piraso ng papel para itapon sa basurahan.
Pagdating sa mga panlipunang talakayin tulad nang hindi pagiging tapat sa kasal, sa mga dalagang ina, sa pagtatalik ng walang basbas ng kasal, at iba pa, maingay tayong nagpoprotesta ngunit patuloy naman nating ginagawa ang mga ito.
Sa sandaling tayo ay mangulila kapag nasa labas tayo ng bansa, naghahanap tayo ng aliw sa iba, kadalasan sa kapwa rin natin Pilipino, na hindi natin iniisip ang ating katungkulan na ating sinumpaan sa ating pamilya nuong narito pa tayo.
Tapos sinisisi natin ang pamahalaan kapag nakikita natin ang karahasan sa kabataan, pagkagumon sa bawal na gamot, at iba pa, samantalang sinimulan natin ito sa hindi pagpansin sa pangangailangan ng ating mga anak ng tunay na pag-gabay at responsibilidad ng isang magulang.
Ang sabi natin, "Ang buong sistema ang kailangang magbago. Ano ang magagawa kung ako lang ang magpapabago sa aking pamilya?"
E sino ang magbabago ng sistema?
Ano ba ang mga sankap ng sistema? Napakaginhawa sa atin na ang sistema ay binubuo ng ating mga kapitbahay, mga ibang tahanan, ibang syudad, ibang komunidad, at ang pamahalaan. Pero hindi kasama IKAW at AKO. Pagdating sa ating pagkakaroon ng positibong handog sa sistema, ikinakandado natin ang sarili, pati na ang ating pamilya sa loob ng isang ligtas na pugad at tumatanaw na lang tayo sa malayong mga lugar at bansa at naghihintay ng isang Mr. Clean na dumating at maghatid na mga himala.
O lumilikas tayo. Parang mga tamad na duwag na hindi pinatatahimik ng ating mga takot, tumatakbo tayo sa Amerika upang makisalo sa kanilang luwalhati at purihin sa kanilang sistema. Pero pag naging masalimuot sa New York tatakbo tayo sa Japan o Hongkong. Pag nagkahirapan ang paghanap ng trabaho sa Hongkong, sakay agad tayo sa susunod na eroplano patungong Gitnang Silangan. Pag may digmaan sa Gulf, inaasahan nating masagip at mapauwi ng Gobyernong Pilipino.
Lahat ay handang umabuso at gumahasa sa bansa. Walang nag-iisip na handugan ang sistema. Ang konsyensya natin ay nakasanla sa pera. Mga mahal kong kababayan, ang sulating ito ay matinding nakakakislot ng isipan, nangangailangan ng maraming pagmumuni-muni, at tumutusok din sa konsyensya. Medyo inuulit ko lang ayon sa ating salita ang mga salita ni John F. Kennedy sa kanyang kabansa upang maitugma sa ating mga Pilipino:
"Itanong natin kung ano ang magagawa natin sa ating bansang Pilipinas at gawin ang nararapat upang ang Pilipinas ay maging tulad ng Amerika at ibang kanlurang bansa ngayon."
Gawin natin kung ano ang kailangan ng Pilipinas sa atin.
Ipasa sa lahat ng Pinoy.
PINOY...IKAW BA ITO?
Sabi MO, ang gobyerno natin ay palpak.
Sabi MO, ang mga batas natin ay sinauna.
Sabi MO, ang lokal na pamahalaan natin ay hindi maganda ang pagkolekta ng basura at ang paglilinis ng mga lugar.
Sabi MO, hindi gumagana ang mga telepono, katatawanan ang kalagayan ng trapiko, at hindi nakakarating sa paroroonan ang mga sulat.
Sabi MO, parang nasadlak sa basura ang ating buong bansa.
Sabi Mo, sabi MO, sabi MO.
E ano'ng ginagawa mo tungkol dito?
Kumuha ka ng isang taong papunta sa Singapore .
Bigyan mo sya ng pangalan, yung sa IYO.
Bigyan MO sya ng mukha, yung sa IYO.
Lumabas KA sa airport nang pinakamatino mong sarili na maipagmamalaki sa mundo.
Sa Singapore , Hindi KA nagtatapon ng upos ng sigarilyo sa kalye.
Ipinagmamalaki MO ang magaganda nilang underpass.
Nagbabayad KA ng mga 60 pesos para makapagmaneho sa Orchard Road (parang EDSA) mula alas 5 hanggang alas 8 ng gabi.
Bumalik KA sa parking lot para bayaran ang parking tiket mo kung napasobra ka ng oras sa shopping o sa pagkain sa isang restaurant.
Sa Singapore , wala KAng sinasabi, meron ba?
Hindi MO susubukang kumain sa lantad kapag Ramadan sa Dubai .
Hindi MO susubukang lumabas ng bahay na walang takip ang mukha sa Jeddah.
Hindi MO susubukang lagyan ang isang empleyado ng kumpanya ng telepono sa London para mapunta sa ibang tao ang mga long distance na tawag mo.
Hindi MO susubukang lumampas ng 90 kilometers per hour sa Washington, at saka sasabihin sa pulis "Alam mo kung sino ako?"
Bakit di MO subukang dumura o magtapon ng upos ng sigarilyo o balat ng kendi sa mga kalye sa Tokyo ?
Bakit hindi MO subukang bumili ng pekeng mga papeles sa Boston tulad ng ginagawa sa Recto?
Pinag-uusapan pa rin natin IKAW.
IKAW na gumagalang at sumusunod sa patakarang banyaga sa ibang bansa pero hindi makasunod sa sarili mong lugar.
IKAW na tapon ng tapon sa kalye pagtuntong mo pa lang sa lupa.
Kung IKAW ay nakikisalamuha at pumupuri ng systema sa bansang banyaga, bakit hindi KA maging ganyan sa
Pilipinas?
Minsan sa isang panayam, ang dating Subic Administrator na si Gordon ay may katwiran ng sinabi nyang "Ang mga aso ng mayayaman ay pinalalakad at pinadudumi ng may-ari sa kalye, tapos sila mismo ang pumupuna sa may katungkulan sa kapalpakan sa paglilinis ng mga kalye.
Ano ang gusto nilang gawin ng mga may katungkulan? Magwalis tuwing makakaramdam ng hindi maganda sa tiyan ang kanilang alaga?"
Sa America , bawat may-ari ng alaga ay dapat maglinis matapos ang pagdumi ng aso. Ganuon din sa Japan .
Gagawin ba ng mga Pilipino yun dito? Tama sya.
Pumupunta tayo sa botohan para pumili ng gobyerno at pagkatapos nuon ay tinatanggal na natin sa sarili ang responsibilidad.
Uupo tayo sa isang tabi at paghihintay ng pagkalinga at umaasa na gagawin ng gobyerno ang lahat habang wala tayong iniaalay.
Umaasa tayo sa pamahalaan na maglinis, ngunit hindi naman tayo titigil sa pagtatapon ng basura sa kung saan-saan, at ni hindi tayo pupulot ng anumang piraso ng papel para itapon sa basurahan.
Pagdating sa mga panlipunang talakayin tulad nang hindi pagiging tapat sa kasal, sa mga dalagang ina, sa pagtatalik ng walang basbas ng kasal, at iba pa, maingay tayong nagpoprotesta ngunit patuloy naman nating ginagawa ang mga ito.
Sa sandaling tayo ay mangulila kapag nasa labas tayo ng bansa, naghahanap tayo ng aliw sa iba, kadalasan sa kapwa rin natin Pilipino, na hindi natin iniisip ang ating katungkulan na ating sinumpaan sa ating pamilya nuong narito pa tayo.
Tapos sinisisi natin ang pamahalaan kapag nakikita natin ang karahasan sa kabataan, pagkagumon sa bawal na gamot, at iba pa, samantalang sinimulan natin ito sa hindi pagpansin sa pangangailangan ng ating mga anak ng tunay na pag-gabay at responsibilidad ng isang magulang.
Ang sabi natin, "Ang buong sistema ang kailangang magbago. Ano ang magagawa kung ako lang ang magpapabago sa aking pamilya?"
E sino ang magbabago ng sistema?
Ano ba ang mga sankap ng sistema? Napakaginhawa sa atin na ang sistema ay binubuo ng ating mga kapitbahay, mga ibang tahanan, ibang syudad, ibang komunidad, at ang pamahalaan. Pero hindi kasama IKAW at AKO. Pagdating sa ating pagkakaroon ng positibong handog sa sistema, ikinakandado natin ang sarili, pati na ang ating pamilya sa loob ng isang ligtas na pugad at tumatanaw na lang tayo sa malayong mga lugar at bansa at naghihintay ng isang Mr. Clean na dumating at maghatid na mga himala.
O lumilikas tayo. Parang mga tamad na duwag na hindi pinatatahimik ng ating mga takot, tumatakbo tayo sa Amerika upang makisalo sa kanilang luwalhati at purihin sa kanilang sistema. Pero pag naging masalimuot sa New York tatakbo tayo sa Japan o Hongkong. Pag nagkahirapan ang paghanap ng trabaho sa Hongkong, sakay agad tayo sa susunod na eroplano patungong Gitnang Silangan. Pag may digmaan sa Gulf, inaasahan nating masagip at mapauwi ng Gobyernong Pilipino.
Lahat ay handang umabuso at gumahasa sa bansa. Walang nag-iisip na handugan ang sistema. Ang konsyensya natin ay nakasanla sa pera. Mga mahal kong kababayan, ang sulating ito ay matinding nakakakislot ng isipan, nangangailangan ng maraming pagmumuni-muni, at tumutusok din sa konsyensya. Medyo inuulit ko lang ayon sa ating salita ang mga salita ni John F. Kennedy sa kanyang kabansa upang maitugma sa ating mga Pilipino:
"Itanong natin kung ano ang magagawa natin sa ating bansang Pilipinas at gawin ang nararapat upang ang Pilipinas ay maging tulad ng Amerika at ibang kanlurang bansa ngayon."
Gawin natin kung ano ang kailangan ng Pilipinas sa atin.
Ipasa sa lahat ng Pinoy.
#2111
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Wise si Lumine!
August 12, 2007, 09:38:01 PMQuote from: Happy on August 12, 2007, 09:36:21 PMayay.. busted dayon dah..sayang..
toink! barbs wala ka kapasar hahaha
#2112
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Wise si Lumine!
August 12, 2007, 09:36:49 PM
ayay.. live online love affear mankaha ni..wetness ang lahat tibook kalibutan..peace zel.. sunod sunod rako sa agos..
#2113
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Wise si Lumine!
August 12, 2007, 09:34:01 PM
oi.. pwedi.. ako nalng apply zel..peace..
#2114
Talk of the Town / Re: PROSTITUTIONS IN TAGBILARAN
August 12, 2007, 09:30:24 PM
maona ron.. maayo rapud diay wala na. kay daghan naming nangaboang.. heheh.. pero kalooy sa dois pod intawn nag success man sad..
#2115
General Topic / Re: Teaching the Teachers How To Teach Sugboanon Bisaya
August 12, 2007, 08:15:44 PM
Bitaw noh, naa gyod unta ni sya.. kay kung si osmenia pa nidaog bisayan na sana national dialects nato ron.. kay example.. sa tagalog. wife and husband sa ila asawa lang gihapon.. pero sa ato masabtan gyod kay ang husband is BANA, WIFE is asawa.. Sana magpapatuloy ang maong constitution..
#2116
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: UNANG ULAN SA HABAGAT
August 12, 2007, 08:10:20 PM
nakapahinuklog palandungon ang maong balak..dili malikayan na modagayday
ang atong luha sa kamingaw..
ang atong luha sa kamingaw..
#2117
World Daily News / Re: Russia Improves Air Defense
August 12, 2007, 07:59:54 PM
Mike kulbaan manko aning balita.. any way tnx for info..
#2118
Tagbilaran City - Bohol / Re: BAG-ONG KAN-ANAN SA TAGBILARAN!
August 12, 2007, 07:57:34 PM
ha ha ha pan burikat i think so.. kay pula mana.. pero ang bahog bahog means is gisagol sagol or gi halo halo.. pero unsa kaha na sya sigi we try pohon unya kaha. dili kaha ang adobo ug afrida gisagol.. he he he joks.. 
#2120
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Wise si Lumine!
August 12, 2007, 07:43:12 PMQuote from: Ginger on August 08, 2007, 11:41:27 PMoistt hazel, pagpractice usa nga naay bana oi.. unya na ng anak..
hahaha practice nata ani lumine, aron sayon nalang...
#2121
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Finally...
August 12, 2007, 07:40:19 PM
when ka mouli lumine, mag mini EB ta.. sa hunasan sa mangga.. kung hunas.. he he he. bitaw i plne to going this month..
#2122
Talk of the Town / Re: PROSTITUTIONS IN TAGBILARAN
August 12, 2007, 07:35:22 PM
ha ha ha i think we are same age, i know that place i remember 3 for 5 pesos for adults movies..dili gyod malikayan ang prostitution kay saunang panahon nga sila pa si judas ang mga tawo, may prostitution na like Magdalina.
#2123
Talk of the Town / Re: Overpriced Bohol water irrigation system with over-estimated benefits
August 12, 2007, 07:22:33 PM
yeah.. i watch it last week on the TV The Probe Team by Che Che Lazaro..
#2124
Talk of the Town / Re: PROSTITUTIONS IN TAGBILARAN
August 12, 2007, 07:20:52 PM
BASTA ANG LUGAR AY SYUDAD DILI NA MAWALA ANG PROSTITUTION.. KAHIT SA MGA BAYAN OR BARANGGAY MAYROON..
#2125
Bohol Latest News / Re: Bohol Roads as Tourism Highways
August 12, 2007, 06:38:25 PM
there is no problem for oil drilling they are aware of marine life. actually among lugar diri which our flatform located for oil drilling surrounded by corrals ref. usahay gani walay lingaw makapamingwit pami ug among kilawon ug maon-on.
#2126
Bohol Latest News / Re: Rare Green Turtle caught in Mabini, Bohol
August 12, 2007, 06:30:02 PM
yup, i agree with you nice story sya, but when was in cebu, gimiho lang nilang sumsuman sa pasil, naa gyoy mga tawo alam nila gidili, mao say ilang gusto..
#2127
Product Reviews / Re: Love Moon now in Bohol
August 12, 2007, 06:23:14 PM
dili kaha ni sya from the word Ma moon luk, daghan kaayo ni sya sa manila parang restuarant yata or gawaan ng hopia... hehe joks lang..
#2128
Product Reviews / Re: Bohol Tropics Resort: your comments
August 12, 2007, 06:21:05 PM
ako over all impact 1 to 10..is 5.. mahangyo ug 6 pasang awa..
#2129
Product Reviews / Re: Metrobank Customer Service is a Disappointment
August 12, 2007, 06:19:03 PM
ehhmmm kalawom bah sa inyong mga pinulongan dili matugkad sa akong lantip nakong panghuan huna..
#2130
Product Reviews / Re: What's wrong with St. Jude buses?
August 12, 2007, 06:11:00 PM
.. i remember among silingan miadto sa Pilar, same story busog kuno kaayo moandar dugay moabot, ang usa namo ka silingan nangutana unsang bus or truct, nakalimot man sya, ingon ning among silingan nga isa, KEY JUDE man diay ka palumaluma storya makalimta man bisan ang iyang gisakyan, ang nag storya mi KARON YUN NG traka.. wew.. Saint Jude diay(purya sa patron) Key jude ang nahinumduman..
#2131
Music and Video / Karaoke sa Imong PC
August 12, 2007, 05:49:54 PM
http://www.zshare.net/download/1966088ea72c9c/
download nyo yan then unzip then install nyo ang karafun then yung mga songs e drag nyo lang sa player and yun na po may karaoke na kayo sa pc nyo.
download nyo yan then unzip then install nyo ang karafun then yung mga songs e drag nyo lang sa player and yun na po may karaoke na kayo sa pc nyo.
#2132
Introduce Yourself / Re: Do You Eat "Bejabas"?
August 09, 2007, 08:04:43 AMQuote from: Ban-alam on August 09, 2007, 03:09:37 AMako sauna dili man gyod ko mokaon ug TILAPIA kay murag hugaw ba kay naa sa fishpond sa amo silingan unya amo raman sikmahan pwerti ka lood pero pag abot nako sa manila kay pwerti man nila kaon may sup sup pa sa mata, kay sa dagat mandaw gikuha.. kaon ko lami man..
kaming mga taga isla, dili gyud na namo matulon ang tilapia! ambot lang...heheheheheheh
#2133
Philippine History / Re: Hazel (a.k.a. Ginger) is now a Hero
August 09, 2007, 03:34:00 AM
ayaw ng luy-a kay imong tudlo sa tiil murag luy-a na na.. peace..
#2134
Philippine History / Re: Barbaro is now a Hero
August 09, 2007, 03:32:09 AM
tnx junayag.. hapit kana..
#2135
Philippine History / Re: Hazel (a.k.a. Ginger) is now a Hero
August 09, 2007, 03:29:24 AM!!!!!! C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S !!!!!!!
GINGER!!!!!!
#2136
Philippine History / Re: Barbaro is now a Hero
August 09, 2007, 03:18:42 AM
BAW.. I THANK YOU..
TNX ,Mike, GEC348, Lumine and Ginger..
Gec, hapit kana arround 65 post nalang..
Gec.. naakoy mahinumduman ana imong giingon na abtik pa sa kilat
kay ihave friend na Pari.. naa sya karon sa Chile nag mission.joker kaayo murag dili pari
ug mag estorya mog mga joks..
tnx to Hazel, sya nag incorage nako nga apson nako sya.. so karon naapsan gyod nako dungan
mi pagkahero.
Again
TNX ,Mike, GEC348, Lumine and Ginger..
Gec, hapit kana arround 65 post nalang..
Gec.. naakoy mahinumduman ana imong giingon na abtik pa sa kilat
kay ihave friend na Pari.. naa sya karon sa Chile nag mission.joker kaayo murag dili pari
ug mag estorya mog mga joks..
tnx to Hazel, sya nag incorage nako nga apson nako sya.. so karon naapsan gyod nako dungan
mi pagkahero.
Again
#2137
Introduce Yourself / Re: Do You Eat "Bejabas"?
August 09, 2007, 03:07:24 AM
sus.. unsa maning bejabasa limbahon?
Kalami sa TILAPIA oi.. sugba ug prito pero kanang tilapia sa batangas ang liwat kay dili baho lapok.
Kalami sa TILAPIA oi.. sugba ug prito pero kanang tilapia sa batangas ang liwat kay dili baho lapok.
#2138
Fashion Trend / Re: Home Remedies For Shiny Hair
August 08, 2007, 07:52:29 AM
akong buhok lagi sauna kay tul-id kaayo murag tuyom kuno.. akong gusto wave lang unta bah.
#2139
Bible Study / Re: Don't give up.....
August 08, 2007, 07:50:54 AM
Another inspiring and very sensible post bai . Keep posting such
#2140
Bible Study / 10 RULES FOR A BLESSED DAY
August 08, 2007, 07:40:50 AM
1. TODAY I WILL NOT STRIKE BACK . . .
If someone is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone is unkind, I
will not respond in a like manner.
2. TODAY I WILL ASK GOD TO BLESS MY 'ENEMY'
If I come across someone who treats me harshly or unfairly, I will
quietly ask God to bless that individual. I understand "enemy" could
be a family member, neighbor, co-worker or stranger.
3. TODAY I WILL BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT I SAY . . .
I will carefully choose and guard my words being certain that I do
not spread gossip.
4. TODAY I WILL GO THE EXTRA MILE . . .
I will find ways to help share the burden of another person.
5. TODAY I WILL FORGIVE . . .
I will forgive any hurts or injuries that come my way.
6. TODAY I WILL DO SOMETHING KIND FOR SOMEONE, (BUT I WILL DO IT IN
SECRET . . . )
I will reach out anonymously and bless the life of another.
7. TODAY I WILL TREAT OTHERS THE WAY I WISH TO BE TREATED . . .
I will practice the golden rule. "Do Unto others as I would have them
do unto me"- with EVERYONE I encounter.
8. TODAY I WILL RAISE THE SPIRITS OF SOMEONE WHO IS DISCOURAGED . . .
My smile, my words, my expression of support, can make the difference to someone who is wrestling with life.
9. TODAY I WILL NURTURE MY BODY . . .
I will eat less . . . I will eat only healthy foods. I will thank God
for my body.
10. TODAY I WILL GROW SPIRITUALLY . . .
I will spend a little more time in prayer today. I will begin reading
something spiritual or inspirational; I will find a quiet place (at
somepoint during this day) and listen to God's voice.
Luke 10:27
He answered: " 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with
all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind'; and,
'Love your neighbor as yourself.'"
Luke 10:27
We learn three principles about loving our neighbor: (1) lack of love
is often easy to justify, even though it is never right; (2) our
neighbor is anyone of any race, creed, or social background who is in need;
and (3) love means acting to meet the person's needs.
Wherever you live, there are needy people close by. There is no good
reason for refusing to help.
Remember, today is a gift from God so treat it preciously.
A BLESSED DAY TO ALL OF YOU!
If someone is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone is unkind, I
will not respond in a like manner.
2. TODAY I WILL ASK GOD TO BLESS MY 'ENEMY'
If I come across someone who treats me harshly or unfairly, I will
quietly ask God to bless that individual. I understand "enemy" could
be a family member, neighbor, co-worker or stranger.
3. TODAY I WILL BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT I SAY . . .
I will carefully choose and guard my words being certain that I do
not spread gossip.
4. TODAY I WILL GO THE EXTRA MILE . . .
I will find ways to help share the burden of another person.
5. TODAY I WILL FORGIVE . . .
I will forgive any hurts or injuries that come my way.
6. TODAY I WILL DO SOMETHING KIND FOR SOMEONE, (BUT I WILL DO IT IN
SECRET . . . )
I will reach out anonymously and bless the life of another.
7. TODAY I WILL TREAT OTHERS THE WAY I WISH TO BE TREATED . . .
I will practice the golden rule. "Do Unto others as I would have them
do unto me"- with EVERYONE I encounter.
8. TODAY I WILL RAISE THE SPIRITS OF SOMEONE WHO IS DISCOURAGED . . .
My smile, my words, my expression of support, can make the difference to someone who is wrestling with life.
9. TODAY I WILL NURTURE MY BODY . . .
I will eat less . . . I will eat only healthy foods. I will thank God
for my body.
10. TODAY I WILL GROW SPIRITUALLY . . .
I will spend a little more time in prayer today. I will begin reading
something spiritual or inspirational; I will find a quiet place (at
somepoint during this day) and listen to God's voice.
Luke 10:27
He answered: " 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with
all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind'; and,
'Love your neighbor as yourself.'"
Luke 10:27
We learn three principles about loving our neighbor: (1) lack of love
is often easy to justify, even though it is never right; (2) our
neighbor is anyone of any race, creed, or social background who is in need;
and (3) love means acting to meet the person's needs.
Wherever you live, there are needy people close by. There is no good
reason for refusing to help.
Remember, today is a gift from God so treat it preciously.
A BLESSED DAY TO ALL OF YOU!
#2143
Bible Study / Re: know The SECRET and I'm sharing it with you!
August 08, 2007, 07:22:43 AM
maayo ang reflexion anang msg sa video.
#2144
Showbiz & Celebrity / Re: Nora Aunor Speaks Up!
August 08, 2007, 07:20:21 AM
he he he kadaghan sa mga lalake noh.. didto pa sya nagpasakal..
#2145
Facts and Trivia / Re: Oral Sex Can Transmit HIV!
August 08, 2007, 07:18:06 AM
maayo nalang.. wala ko mag apil apil sa mga ehemmm.. panagsa ra. wahahahah
#2146
Health and Food / Re: Coffee, Found to Be the Secret of a Healthy Skin
August 08, 2007, 07:09:34 AM
hala ka.. maot daw lahat ng subra.. ingon sila..
magcoffee nalang podko para bumata.
magcoffee nalang podko para bumata.
#2147
Facts and Trivia / Re: DID YOU KNOW
August 08, 2007, 07:08:02 AM
The muscles in your heart have the strength to shoot your Blood 10 meters in the air.
#2148
Jokes and Humor / Re: TEXT JOKS
August 08, 2007, 07:04:24 AM
Q : may katungod ba nga mag-ka cellphone ang mga PURDOY?
A : oo , kaayo oy! pero gidili sa mga DATU ang CELLPHONE...di ba ang sulti.....THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE RICH!:lol:
A : oo , kaayo oy! pero gidili sa mga DATU ang CELLPHONE...di ba ang sulti.....THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE RICH!:lol:
#2149
Philippine Business News / Re: Kidnapping of 2 Bol-anon Girls
August 08, 2007, 06:59:10 AM
pilya ka ginger hah, sigi ug mag nyt swimming ta atong itunong ug adlaw..
murag dili na kidnap kay mga bata ron advance nakaayo huna huna basin naay nagdani ani nga naay dakong sweldo nga trabaho ug asa man.. halimbawa cebu.
murag dili na kidnap kay mga bata ron advance nakaayo huna huna basin naay nagdani ani nga naay dakong sweldo nga trabaho ug asa man.. halimbawa cebu.
#2150
Philippine Business News / Re: Risky Areas in Bohol Mapped Out
August 08, 2007, 06:55:50 AM
maribojoc intawn.. naay abatan river pero layo ra sa amo.
#2151
Philippine Business News / Re: Victims of Dengue now 615 Boholanos
August 08, 2007, 06:54:33 AM
hah.. shocking news ito.. kunting ingat lang mga sano ug sana.
#2152
Philippine Business News / Re: Marimar, awwh! on August 13 on GMA 7 and GMA Pinoy TV
August 08, 2007, 06:53:09 AM
bitaw noh, murag wala naman mo click na sila, na tabunan sa korean novela.
#2153
Jokes and Humor / Re: TEXT JOKS
August 08, 2007, 06:51:05 AM
naay IRO bright kaayo imong pangutan-on 2 + 2 motubag ug 4 ka aw-aw...nakahibalo among silingan gipangutana ug 2 million + 2 million....HANGTUD KARON SIGE PA AW-AW NIWANG NA KAAYO ANG IRO.
#2155
Fashion Trend / Re: Are You Proud of Your Hair?
August 08, 2007, 06:37:01 AM
ako mike, galawin mo na lahat, wag ang buhok ko.. kay maoranay kinakusgan nga assets nako..
#2156
Fashion Trend / Re: Home Remedies For Shiny Hair
August 08, 2007, 06:35:01 AM
sus apil gyod ko ana culiers oi, sabila pa gyod.. nag pa opaw nako para inigtubo lagi kulot.. pangita namo ug etlog maya, tamsi.. he he he aha ka lagi..pero na isahan ko sa akong nanay kay para mahurot diay tong ug una bah para dili mapan-os. hehehe
#2158
Fashion Trend / Re: Home Remedies For Shiny Hair
August 08, 2007, 06:26:48 AM
pagkaboang gyod nako sauna kay ingon sila kaon kuno ug bahaw aron mo kulot ako buhok kay murag tuyom intawn, perti gyod nakong kaon ug bahaw daghanon gyod nako lung-ag aron naay mabahaw, wala gyod intawn, hangtod apil apil nako ug hiso ug lubi, etlog sa maya, duga sa pinya wala mokulot hingbaga.
#2159
Fashion Trend / Re: Are You Proud of Your Hair?
August 08, 2007, 06:22:12 AM
tnx for the tips Ginger..
#2160
Jokes and Humor / ON LIGHTER SIDE
August 08, 2007, 06:13:17 AMFor toothpaste ad they show teeth
For hair oil they show hair
For face cream they show face
But for Whisper & Condoms they r not showing anything, that's cheating.
--------
Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking cant u see the board?
Man: beside’s that board there is a board of 'Always Wear Condom' so should I wear that also and sit in the bus?
------------------
A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside
entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
------------------
Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains: at least today send some men
The girls are managing with candles from the past 3 days.
----------------------
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband
sent telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed!
-------------------------
Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today
Lady: But I'm not pregnant
Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet
-------------------
Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months
Why is golf called a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the
ball n putting the stick in the hole
#2161
Health and Food / Re: Coffee, Found to Be the Secret of a Healthy Skin
August 08, 2007, 06:04:50 AM
maubah.. tnx for the info..
abi nakog makanerbyos lang..
abi nakog makanerbyos lang..
#2162
Facts and Trivia / Re: Love it or Hate it......a game!
August 08, 2007, 06:03:24 AM
love it.. na addict nako tabang...
sa lukot sukaan..
sa lukot sukaan..
#2163
Bohol Directory / Re: Calamay- a candy? Or a cake?
August 08, 2007, 06:00:41 AMQuote from: udtohan on August 04, 2007, 02:41:43 AMok raman sya kan-on pero dili lang kanunayon kay murag maka bidli sya at madali kang pol-an... kananag binagol maoy wala ko kaitaw ana dah. ehmm .NO EARTH intawn..
dili man ko kaayo ganahan sa kalamay...for me mas lami ang binagol sa leyte.
maskin bitaw mga foreigner dili man ganahan og kalamay...maglain daw ilang tiyan.
#2164
Philippine Daily News / Way to go, Judge!
August 08, 2007, 03:44:53 AM
Have you heard about this case? Great answer from the
judge!
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He
decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination
inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all
their holidays while atheists had no holiday to
Celebrate.
The case was brought before a wise judge. After
listening to the long, passionate presentation by the
lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared "Case
dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the
ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly
dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas,
Easter and many other observances. Jews have
Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah... yet my client and
all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said,
"Obviously your client is too confused to even know
about, much less celebrate his own atheists'
holiday!"
The lawyer pompously said, "Your Honor, we are unaware
of any such holiday for Atheists. Just when might
that holiday be, your Honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly
the same date - April 1st! Since our calendar sets
April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that
Psalm 14:1 and Psalm 53 state, 'The fool says in his
heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your
client says there is no God, then by scripture he is a
fool, thus April 1st is his holiday!"
PRAY THAT SOME DAY OUR COURTS WILL BE FULL OF THESE
KIND OF JUDGES...... MAYBE THEN, WE CAN PUT GOD BACK
WHERE HE BELONGS - IN EVERYTHING WE DO...
Way to go, Judge!
judge!
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He
decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination
inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all
their holidays while atheists had no holiday to
Celebrate.
The case was brought before a wise judge. After
listening to the long, passionate presentation by the
lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared "Case
dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the
ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly
dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas,
Easter and many other observances. Jews have
Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah... yet my client and
all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said,
"Obviously your client is too confused to even know
about, much less celebrate his own atheists'
holiday!"
The lawyer pompously said, "Your Honor, we are unaware
of any such holiday for Atheists. Just when might
that holiday be, your Honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly
the same date - April 1st! Since our calendar sets
April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that
Psalm 14:1 and Psalm 53 state, 'The fool says in his
heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your
client says there is no God, then by scripture he is a
fool, thus April 1st is his holiday!"
PRAY THAT SOME DAY OUR COURTS WILL BE FULL OF THESE
KIND OF JUDGES...... MAYBE THEN, WE CAN PUT GOD BACK
WHERE HE BELONGS - IN EVERYTHING WE DO...
Way to go, Judge!
#2165
Health and Food / ALL NATURAL ENZYMES THAT HELP CURE ANY DISEASE!!!
August 08, 2007, 03:35:45 AM
forwarded email!!!
Hello my friends, (THIS IS SYSTEMIC ENZYME THERAPY!)
I recently stumbled upon a very good Filipino made product called bio enzyme plus made from fruit enzymes, all organically grown, naturally fermented without any chemical additives and g***, it is very effective! I have been trying out so many herbal products and this one is just stunningly miraculous! Enzymes have the ability to catalyze any toxins inside your body and convert it into water so you could get rid of them through your stool, perspiration and urination thus freeing you of any disease that you are suffering from.
I have seen so many people suffering from stroke who after intaking enzymes you wouldn't even have the slightest idea they suffered from it. Diabetes patients totally cured from it, even regaining their eyesight, there was even one who actually was cured from gangrene avoiding amputation of her foot. Stage 4 breast cancer, liver cancer, colon cancer being totally free and cured from it. People about to go for a triple bypass cancelled after drinking enzymes, hypertension sufferer's blood pressure dropping to normal. Impotent men getting back their manhood from enzymes (a whole lot better than viagra!). Goiter (hypo or hyper thyroidism) and arthritis cured in less than 2 weeks.Would you believe that kids who are not able to speak any words could now do so because of bio enzymes. Lupus sufferers totally cured, psoriasis totally cured, even comatose patients whom doctors said would not live normally being able to walk and live normally as if nothing happened and so many other cases that you would normally think incurable, even AIDS!!!
Wow, if only we would turn back to mother nature, any disease known to man is actually curable. The science of it is so simple, backed by 15 years of research by top Russian, Japanese and Filipino scientists, they discovered that by just eliminating the root cause of the disease which are the toxins present in our bodies that we have accumulated through years of eating, drinking, inhaling toxins we would be totally free of any kind of disease we could be suffering from!!! This could not be achieved by herbal supplements, vitamins or any medicines, only enzymes have the ability to detoxify our bodies. Being catalysts, enzymes convert any toxins in your body into water so you could eliminate them through stool, sweat and pee. By cleansing yourself of these harmful toxins, the damage that was done in your body will be repaired as our cells have the natural ability to repair themselves, thus healing us of any disease.
Hello my friends, (THIS IS SYSTEMIC ENZYME THERAPY!)
I recently stumbled upon a very good Filipino made product called bio enzyme plus made from fruit enzymes, all organically grown, naturally fermented without any chemical additives and g***, it is very effective! I have been trying out so many herbal products and this one is just stunningly miraculous! Enzymes have the ability to catalyze any toxins inside your body and convert it into water so you could get rid of them through your stool, perspiration and urination thus freeing you of any disease that you are suffering from.
I have seen so many people suffering from stroke who after intaking enzymes you wouldn't even have the slightest idea they suffered from it. Diabetes patients totally cured from it, even regaining their eyesight, there was even one who actually was cured from gangrene avoiding amputation of her foot. Stage 4 breast cancer, liver cancer, colon cancer being totally free and cured from it. People about to go for a triple bypass cancelled after drinking enzymes, hypertension sufferer's blood pressure dropping to normal. Impotent men getting back their manhood from enzymes (a whole lot better than viagra!). Goiter (hypo or hyper thyroidism) and arthritis cured in less than 2 weeks.Would you believe that kids who are not able to speak any words could now do so because of bio enzymes. Lupus sufferers totally cured, psoriasis totally cured, even comatose patients whom doctors said would not live normally being able to walk and live normally as if nothing happened and so many other cases that you would normally think incurable, even AIDS!!!
Wow, if only we would turn back to mother nature, any disease known to man is actually curable. The science of it is so simple, backed by 15 years of research by top Russian, Japanese and Filipino scientists, they discovered that by just eliminating the root cause of the disease which are the toxins present in our bodies that we have accumulated through years of eating, drinking, inhaling toxins we would be totally free of any kind of disease we could be suffering from!!! This could not be achieved by herbal supplements, vitamins or any medicines, only enzymes have the ability to detoxify our bodies. Being catalysts, enzymes convert any toxins in your body into water so you could eliminate them through stool, sweat and pee. By cleansing yourself of these harmful toxins, the damage that was done in your body will be repaired as our cells have the natural ability to repair themselves, thus healing us of any disease.
#2166
Love Talk / Re: Dating someone of a different race/ethnicity
August 08, 2007, 03:17:28 AM
as long as you both are comfortable with eachothers background. Love doesn't decide color, race, etc but how you feel about one another.
#2167
Love Talk / Re: Love and Hate
August 08, 2007, 03:11:44 AMi love most people i know, of course some more than others and i try not to hate anyone. how about you?
#2168
Family & Parenting / To All Married Couples and Singles Who Intend To Get Married.
August 08, 2007, 03:07:20 AM
This story seems a realistic one and all should read it without missing any line.
I thank the author to share this.
Cecil Aguilar
To All Married Couples and Singles Who Intend To Get Married.
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and
said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly.
Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my
mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I
raised the topic calmly.
She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?
I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks
and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each
other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to
our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had
lost my heart to a lovely girl called Dew. I did'nt love her anymore. I just
pitied her!
With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that
she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced
at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her
life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time,
resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved
Dew so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had
expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of
divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and
clearer now.
The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at
the table. I did'nt have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep
very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew.
When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not
care so I turned over and was asleep again.
In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want
anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce. She
requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life
as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's
time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.
This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall
how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested
that everyday for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the
front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our
last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.
I told Dew about my wife s divorce conditions. She laughed loudly and
thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face
the divorce, she said scornfully.
My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was
explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day,
we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding
mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the
bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters
with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell
our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her
down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove
alone to the office.
On the second day, both of us acted much more easily.
She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I
realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time.
I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her
face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her.
For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.
On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy
returning. This was the woman who
had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth
and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy
was growing again. I didn't tell Dew about this. It
became easier to carry her as the month slipped by.
Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.
She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few
dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my
dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so
thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.
Suddenly it hit me. She had buried so much pain and bitterness in her
heart.
Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.
Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time
to carry mum out. To him, seeing his father carrying
his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife
gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my
face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last
minute.
I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the
sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and
naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.
But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last
day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had
gone to school.
I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked
intimacy.
I drove to office... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the
door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind... I walked
upstairs. Dew opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I do not
want the divorce anymore.
She looked at me, astonished. Then touched my forehead. Do you have a
fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I
won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I
didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each
other any more. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on
our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Dew
seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed
the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.
At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my
wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and
wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.
The small details of your lives are what really matter in a
relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property , the money in
the bank, blah..blah.. blah.
These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give
happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and
do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a
real happy marriage!
If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you, but if you do, you
just might save a marriage.
I thank the author to share this.
Cecil Aguilar
To All Married Couples and Singles Who Intend To Get Married.
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and
said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly.
Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my
mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I
raised the topic calmly.
She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?
I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks
and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each
other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to
our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had
lost my heart to a lovely girl called Dew. I did'nt love her anymore. I just
pitied her!
With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that
she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced
at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her
life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time,
resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved
Dew so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had
expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of
divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and
clearer now.
The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at
the table. I did'nt have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep
very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew.
When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not
care so I turned over and was asleep again.
In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want
anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce. She
requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life
as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's
time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.
This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall
how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested
that everyday for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the
front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our
last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.
I told Dew about my wife s divorce conditions. She laughed loudly and
thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face
the divorce, she said scornfully.
My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was
explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day,
we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding
mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the
bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters
with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell
our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her
down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove
alone to the office.
On the second day, both of us acted much more easily.
She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I
realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time.
I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her
face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her.
For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.
On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy
returning. This was the woman who
had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth
and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy
was growing again. I didn't tell Dew about this. It
became easier to carry her as the month slipped by.
Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.
She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few
dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my
dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so
thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.
Suddenly it hit me. She had buried so much pain and bitterness in her
heart.
Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.
Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time
to carry mum out. To him, seeing his father carrying
his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife
gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my
face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last
minute.
I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the
sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and
naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.
But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last
day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had
gone to school.
I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked
intimacy.
I drove to office... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the
door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind... I walked
upstairs. Dew opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I do not
want the divorce anymore.
She looked at me, astonished. Then touched my forehead. Do you have a
fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I
won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I
didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each
other any more. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on
our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Dew
seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed
the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.
At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my
wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and
wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.
The small details of your lives are what really matter in a
relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property , the money in
the bank, blah..blah.. blah.
These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give
happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and
do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a
real happy marriage!
If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you, but if you do, you
just might save a marriage.
#2169
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mo apil Jud Ko Diri
August 08, 2007, 02:57:15 AM
baby sitter mas gusto pang alagaan ang laing bata kay sa anak..dahil sa pangingilangan..
#2170
Love Talk / Re: 50 Pesos Isang Oras
August 08, 2007, 02:53:12 AM
happy bisan kinsa gyod makabasa ani , motulo gyod ang lugmaw, bisan unsa pa ka tig-a sa imong balatian dutlan gyod aning nga story.. dili man gud sya layo sa tinood at mostly mao nay atong kahimtang..
#2171
Philippine Daily News / Re: Filipino Prison "Thriller"
August 08, 2007, 02:48:38 AM
Filipino inmates at the Cebu provincial jail, some wearing nun's costumes, perfom a mass dance routine, in June. The video version of the Filipino prisoners dancing to hits like Michael Jackson's "Thriller" and "Sister Act" in bright orange uniforms has become an instant worldwide hit on the video sharing website YouTube.
Cebuano "Thriller" makes it to Yahoo frontpage..
Cebuano "Thriller" makes it to Yahoo frontpage..
#2172
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Halika Byahe Tayo Brings Tears to my Eyes
August 08, 2007, 02:37:19 AM
tayming tayming lang ang promo kay usahay naay 3 days promo lang, at usahay sad sa website mura ang presyo unya ug moadto ka sa ticketing office mahal man..
#2173
Weird and Extreme / Re: The World's Best Prison House (ganahan ka puyo ani???)
August 08, 2007, 02:29:05 AM
ok lang ma preso kung magbayad ka sa imong sala, kaso ug ingon na pod imong kahimtang dili nako magpahuli ng buhay oi..
#2175
Weird and Extreme / Re: World's Most Shocking Picture today...
August 08, 2007, 02:22:10 AM
maobah, okey kaayo na ipa convert to power supply sa balay.. sana 220 volts ..
#2176
Weird and Extreme / Re: Woman Had a Soda Bottle Stuffed in Her Vagina!
August 08, 2007, 02:20:27 AM
hah.. kaswerti ba sa cellphone. may mitawag seguro at naka vibrate .toinks..
#2177
Weird and Extreme / Re: Swimming Pool was stolen
August 08, 2007, 02:17:29 AM
he he he sa amo among swimming pool akong gikulob kay aron dili mailhan ug naay pool kay naay bermuda ...
#2178
Jokes and Humor / Court Responses
August 08, 2007, 02:10:37 AM
How did these lawyers' pass the bar?
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
____________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the
Next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you kidding? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a Beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
--- And the best for last: ---
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
____________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the
Next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you kidding? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a Beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
--- And the best for last: ---
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
#2179
Question and Answer / Re: If you could eliminate one thing you do each day in the bathroom...
August 08, 2007, 02:08:16 AM
naakoy nabatian nga shampoo daw sa kabayo.. wala ko kabalo sad ug unsa name.
naa koy nagamit sauna nga men and tail yata yun.. pero gahi man ang result sa akong buhok wala nako padayuna.
naa koy nagamit sauna nga men and tail yata yun.. pero gahi man ang result sa akong buhok wala nako padayuna.
#2180
Question and Answer / Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
August 08, 2007, 02:04:02 AM
ha ha ha sakto gyod ng imo dah, nakakuha ko ug idea nimo.
i use that words always..tnx
i use that words always..tnx
#2181
Question and Answer / Re: Is fasting still chic ?? ?
August 08, 2007, 02:02:07 AM
tinod-anay na gyod ang fasting ninyo dah, ako nag fasting pod usahay lalo na pagramadan kay respect pod ko sa akong mga kauban diri ,ako man ang maulaw ug mokaon ko, pero ug dili makaya magtago nalang ko sa akong room.
#2182
Question and Answer / Re: If you could eliminate one thing you do each day in the bathroom...
August 07, 2007, 06:29:03 AM
oistt. .. kuno ra oi.. bitaw nanipis na ako buhok nga baga man unta ni..
#2183
LGU Philippines / Re: What is your oppinion on Pres. Ferdinand Marcos??
August 07, 2007, 04:32:47 AM
He's really brilliant! in any way.. kaya pinapapatay nya si nenoy kay ayaw nya malabwan sa katalino.
#2184
Introduce Yourself / Re: AUTOGRAPH (dili lang ni pang-high school, ha! weehehe!)
August 07, 2007, 04:21:57 AM
mao gyod ang amo hitech sauna KALIDING kanang tsinila nga ang ligid unya may kawayan , sabitan dayon sa isang gallon tubig.
#2185
Introduce Yourself / Re: Jun Ayag, welcome to Tubag Bohol!
August 07, 2007, 04:15:53 AM
welcome sigi bai bunal.. and enjoy..
#2186
Jokes and Humor / Re: Name Game: Double word part of the body
August 07, 2007, 04:12:35 AM
ap ap
#2187
Jokes and Humor / Re: Kalooy sa Ginikanan
August 07, 2007, 04:08:44 AM
ambot lang kaha sa mga babae kung na try ba nila na. pero ako na try pod na nako overpricing.. ilad pod panagsa ug koot sa halin.. ha haha. pag attend nako ug retreat seminar pwerti gyod nakong hilak ug nangayo ug pasaylo he he he.. kalooy sa ginoo nakahuman gyod.. at my lechon pa..
#2189
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Halika Byahe Tayo Brings Tears to my Eyes
August 07, 2007, 03:54:39 AM
ang magpakumbaba ay pinagpala..God Bless
#2190
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: ang lugod sa akong inahan
August 07, 2007, 03:46:40 AM
maayo pod kuno gamiton kanang sa SIKWA.
#2191
Jokes and Humor / Re: LETS TAKE A BREAK .
August 07, 2007, 03:44:28 AM
Husband & Wife - Why divorce?
In a divorce court, a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."
"But why?" asked the judge.
She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know?"
She replied, "My lord, not a single child of ours resembles him!"
Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Sammy."
"Sammy! But he is your enemy!"
"Yes, I know! But I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
Husband & Wife - Why?
"Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, but when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms! Why, Dad? Tell me why!"
His father thought for a minute, then coolly replied, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax!"
Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"
Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
One woman told another: "My neighbor is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?"
Husband & Wife - Love To Do
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are! He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to," replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."
Husband & Wife - No Answer Back
A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."
One of his friends asked." And when you are angry, what do you do?"
The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back.
Husband & Wife - Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.
"Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how?"
The neighbor said, "You see, his name is Bill."
Husband & Wife - Problem Father
"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"
He replied, "I'm going to be a father."
"But that's wonderful," I said.
"What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet!
In a divorce court, a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."
"But why?" asked the judge.
She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know?"
She replied, "My lord, not a single child of ours resembles him!"
Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Sammy."
"Sammy! But he is your enemy!"
"Yes, I know! But I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
Husband & Wife - Why?
"Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, but when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms! Why, Dad? Tell me why!"
His father thought for a minute, then coolly replied, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax!"
Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"
Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
One woman told another: "My neighbor is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?"
Husband & Wife - Love To Do
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are! He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to," replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."
Husband & Wife - No Answer Back
A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."
One of his friends asked." And when you are angry, what do you do?"
The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back.
Husband & Wife - Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.
"Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how?"
The neighbor said, "You see, his name is Bill."
Husband & Wife - Problem Father
"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"
He replied, "I'm going to be a father."
"But that's wonderful," I said.
"What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet!
#2192
Facts and Trivia / Re: DID YOU KNOW
August 07, 2007, 03:38:05 AM
Elephants are the only animal thats can't jump.
#2193
Facts and Trivia / Re: True or False
August 07, 2007, 03:33:50 AM
true..
kita ebidensya sa nakaila nako..
the person below me ay Boy-ay..
kita ebidensya sa nakaila nako..
the person below me ay Boy-ay..
#2194
Facts and Trivia / Re: Love it or Hate it......a game!
August 07, 2007, 03:31:47 AM
love it..
sinigang sa bayabas na bangos. like sa hilig ng taga bulakan.
sinigang sa bayabas na bangos. like sa hilig ng taga bulakan.
#2195
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello!!Im Rubz Verano....!!
August 07, 2007, 03:28:41 AM
welcome Rubs.. daghan nata.. addict diri..
#2196
Question and Answer / Re: When Did Humans Get Talky?
August 07, 2007, 03:27:18 AM
murag storya na .. sugot ka.. dato kaayo ka unya imo le-og mura kataas ug posti.
#2197
Weird and Extreme / Re: Pencil removed from woman's head after 55 years
August 07, 2007, 03:25:13 AM
ehmmm a magic..
#2199
Question and Answer / Re: What's the kindest act you have ever seen done?
August 07, 2007, 03:11:20 AM
today.. aman offering a seat to a lady..
#2200
Question and Answer / Re: What would you leave in your will for the person you care about the most?
August 07, 2007, 03:09:55 AM
prayer, love and money..