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No, that won't happen
  Gaza belongs to the Jews, the Philistines need to go back
   to their country  in  Crete.

Hasta ang Tinikling na modern kay naka mini skirts naman ang  dancers,
   nalingaw ang lalaki sa likod tigpakang sa kawayan, bantay...

Ka weird sa iyang buhok liwat  niya

Maybe he thinks nga siya si Rambo...on a solo mission, pauli manoy!

Tagay, lipay
hubog, sumbagay

Wa koy labot, tubig ray ako sa akong baso pagyud,

Sad, these students have promising careers and ended  in a freak accident.

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 15, 2010, 07:57:14 PM




"Excuse me"  dalang salat chansiing ning tawhana ni. 

Uy!, walay batasan anang  maestroha gud, ang sampot pa gyud nga giduut...

Vampire frog...

  The devil frog....

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 15, 2010, 03:06:07 PM
Para safe, magsul-ob og gas mask while taking a shower...

Hahahaha, good idea Hubag,

Hubag, nisakit akong lingagngagan ug bahakhak nagtan-aw aning imong dream house
   ig-abot sa sulod, magtuwad ba sad kaha ang  manulod?

More choices, pili lang

Maayong pananglitanan ni sa uban dinha nga tubigtubigan
  ug nagbuhagay na ang tubig nga adto unta nila ipadaligdig sa mga
  kuwang sa bisibis, lantaw balik ngadto sa  gigikanan  sa atong
   yutang natawhan.

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 15, 2010, 11:17:48 AM
I want my house to have a Spanish-flair to it.

Something like this:

It's beautiful!
Lorenzo, I'm pretty sure  your dream house will be  materialized someday
             

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 15, 2010, 10:00:06 AM
Mokabat og 30 ka tawo ang naaksidente? Dako diay tingali ni nga jeepney...

Basin hasta ang tunga sa sulod gidasok ang mga pasahero
  ug abot sa sa atup pa gyud mao man nay normal sa jeep sa bukid

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 15, 2010, 10:23:12 AM
It is amazing because the Dutchman, J. Vander sloot , who was charged for the muder of Natalie Halloway, was recently charged for murder for the murder of a Peruvian woman. It was 5 years to the day that Natalie Halloway disappeared when he supposedly killed the Peruvian woman.

I hope he is punished accordingly.

He was not charged of  Halloway's murder, he was only a suspect but was
   turned loose for lack of evidence and the body of the victim was not found either.

Concerning the death of this Peruvian woman, plenty of evidences were collected
   plus a video showing  the last time the woman was seen alive with him.

In fact, he admitted to the killing on the reason of self-defense, now that's laughable,
   and  robbing her also of her winnings from the poker game.
At last his eggs will be cooked..

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 15, 2010, 07:46:03 AM
Fully-grown, but still super-cute--and friendly-looking to boot...

Hubag, iyang smile morag tricky kaayo, unsa kahay iyang gihunahuna, 

Padayon pagBugsay
  kay ang imong Inday
  kanimo seguro nangindahay
  nga sa imong dughan magpauraray 

Kalooy intawon sa mga biktima, the majority of the jeepneys in the mountains
  usually overload  it with cargoes thus making it more difficult to control
  when going downhill much more on a muddy road.

Tua ang akong respeto sa mga tanod nga nibarog  sa pagpanalipod
   sa katungod sa katawhan pero minoridad lang sila komparar sa
   kadaghanan nga  walay baroganan diin  ilang gibaligya ang ilang mga boto
   apil na ang kaugmaon sa  ilang mga anak.

Ang pipila ka pesos nga ilang nadawat bawsan ug  hasta kapila dobleha
  nga sumbalik sa bulsa sa maong pulitiko, pangilkil para mobusdik
  ang kaugalingong panudlanan mentras naa pa sa pangatungdanan.

Kalooy ni Juan de la Cruz, nag-aginod, kay balimbing ug sama sa kawayang daut
  ubay-ubay sa  huyohoy asa  kini mopabulhot.

Kon animals gani ang   i-sacrifice  daghan masuko pero sa 
mga fetus nga gipakuha unya lutoon para kaonon, some just give a cold shoulder.
What this world has gotten into? 

Diin man ni sila naghibernate nga grabe  kadaghan pagsanay 

Wild animals could be carriers of rabies,  delikado ni sila.
"open ground-floor door"?  that's an invitation  nga bisag
  unsa makasulod mentras nangatulog ang tagbalay.

 
Thank you Hofelina sa information.
  Wala gyud ko maghunahuna ani.
 Normally I let the water run awhile sa dili  pa ko maligo.
  Hopefully, makuhakuhaan  ang mga   kagaw nagkapyot  sa shower head.

Matud nila nangita sila ni bin ladin, unya nangoykoy sila ug mao
   ni nakit-an nila; minerals   
Pero ang tag-iya ana kay ang mga  nanagpuyo dinha dili ang
   mga mangongoykoy.

The reward is very enticing, na milyonaryo ang nakatudlo hai siya tago.

 Medical marijuana already exists. It's called Marinol.

A pharmaceutical product, Marinol, is widely available through prescription.

It comes in the form of a pill and is also being studied by researchers for suitability via
other delivery methods, such as an inhaler or patch.

The active ingredient of Marinol is synthetic THC, which has been found to
relieve the nausea and vomiting associated with chemotherapy for cancer patients
  and to assist with loss of appetite with AIDS patients.

Kadaghan nako naka administer ani sa mga pasyente nga gipangcancer
  to ease their pain but its not a cure.

Quote from: Mulligan on June 14, 2010, 09:22:02 PM
Naay joke akong kumpare. An motto kono sa taga COA pag naa sila e audit kay mao ni:

Commission O  Audit ?  

Siempre ug ikaw e audit  hatag jud ka ug komisyon kaysa e audit ka.  Hehe.      

Haay, maayo unta ug tagaan ni ug priority ni Noy.  Kining mga politiko maayo ra neg election. After sa eleksyon, wala na.  Gi amnesya na puera sa maayo.      

Hahahaha,  ka mga maru gyud  ning mga tawhana
 komisyon na man nooy giapas,  sila ray nahibawo  ug asa ilang gipili
 though I'm laughing my head off, but it's really a sad joke

What I am at present is the best job I ever had..

As based according to the scripture, I know for sure I'm heaven bound
  loner ko pirme so  traveling alone does not bother me at all, that
  will be the day....when I see my Maker face to face, wonderful..

Since the crime occurred in the South China Seas,
  could it be the prosecution will be held in China and serve his jail term there too?
  Nah, malat-an si Binoy sa mga insik, pasanginli ang pagkahubog.

Nah, nag-adis-adis ang mga madre, 

If I'm in the place of Lisa, ilabay ko na si Connie kon ari ipon sa  akong balay
    and remind her, this is not Singapore, we're back in Phils.
    and monogamous marriage is still being uphold. 
   

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 11, 2010, 02:49:14 PM
Hahahahaha. Okay ra ning kang Bay Glace nga balak, ang dili naho matake kadto konong tawo nga mangaon ug fetus. Misuka jud ko ato nga istorya.

Tigs ako gi-check ning imong statement nga mokaon ug fetus? nagsuka ko sa kalood gyud sa akong nakita
  ug nanglimbawot akong balhibo, it's so heinous and heart-breaking, I copied and post it here;


The Seoul Times
Wednesday, October 7, 2009

TRANSLATED TEXT: Some of the Chinese people are known to be eating babies and the news circulated through the internet or via Email communication is shocking the world.

An Email report received by The Seoul Times confirmed that news with several vivid and appalling pictures of human embryos fetuses being made into a soup for human consumption.

The report went on. A town in the southern province of Canton (Guangdong) is now on trend taking baby herbal soup to increase overall health and stamina and the power of sexual performance in particular.

The cost in China currency approximately $ 4000 (it is about Rs2000).

A factory manager was interviewed and he testified that it is effective because he is a frequent customer.

It is a delicacy whereby expensive herbs are added to boil the baby with chicken meat for eight hours of boiling and steaming.

This heinous crimes rise from the fact that majority of Chinese people prefer to have male babies and the poor families end up selling their female babies.


A human baby is being prepared for food in China.


human baby is being prepared for food with herb in China.


A human baby is dumped into the water for boiling in China.


A baby is lying on the chopping board with a couple of knives.


Baby’s body is being sterilized with alcohol for cooking.


A baby is lying on the chopping board with other food material.


A human baby is being made into soup for sexual power in China.


Head of boiled human baby is about to be served at the table.

Gwargz, happy birthday to you, entero baryo imbitado sa
   imong birthday baka gud ang gitumba, pero
  igo ra diay gitumba?

Sa among balay  my husband entrusted me all the financial issues,
  he knows I'm a penny-pincher, anad gud ko sa pinas nagtubo sa
  kapobre, so careful ko how to balance  the incoming=outgoing cash flows.

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 11, 2010, 11:42:56 AM
Basin pud gitadtad na niya ang iyang tormentors sa gamay pa siya. 

Dako na siya karon ug tiguwang  na ang  mga bugalbugalon,
you could be right, revenge the sweetest obsession of the oppressed,
           siya ra nasayud unsay iyang giplano actually.

That's true,  when pride controls a person's better judgment
                  arrogance follows.
"A proud man is seldom a grateful man because
a proud man thinks he never gets all he really deserves" - Henry Ward Beecher

Da usab ka pa dinha pahawohawod  pa gyud tagam lagi

Shame, a young life to be wasted this way, the school authorities
should be held responsible for this preventable incident.

Quote from: windgate on June 11, 2010, 10:25:40 AM


halos tanan man siguro pagkaon karon bisag way betsin dili na maayo sa lawas

Tinood gyud plant and animal  products puno ug chemicals nga makadaut sa tawo inig consume ani.

SA dinha pa ko sa pinas naa pirme ang betsin sa kusina gamit
  kanunay pero sukad naabot ko diri sa U.S. wala na gyud kay dili
  man diay maayo  para sa panglawas.

Naputong lang yud siya maong  naghikog, kalooy sa mga anak
  nakainahan ug walay hinungdan.

Suspect nga snatcher gipusil? unsa kaha iyang gi snatch
  nga grabe man kasuko adtong bayhana mopatay man ug diretso.

Galabi man sa pinas mga bugalbugalon pipila ra ang mamakamaong
   mobatig kalooy sa mga depektoso swerte tong mga walay apan
   sa panglawas bisan itom ug kasingkasing baliwala ra na para nila.

Every Department  has an overseer, the COA (Commission On Audit)
their responsibility is to be sure that the allotment received from the central office
in Manila will be allocated and disbursed accordingly to the  intended project as approved
prior the financial release of such funds.

Unless the COA needs to be audited itself.....

Is  COA doing its job? I wonder...
Some possibly are  enriching their pockets, need to get a closer look into this problem
  kalooy sa mga estudyante biktima sa mga buaya

Got to the mall, and buy a big scoop of cheesecake ice cream,
   hupay na ang kasuko kon mabugnawan

Kasalbahis gud niya, lock him up in jail and throw the key away

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 10, 2010, 06:32:58 PM
To do is to be. --Socrates
To be is to do. --Jean-Paul Sartre
Do-be-do-be-do. -â€"Frank Sinatra

Yaba-daba-dooo - Fred Flintstone

Pustiso nahulog? mas grabe kon gisip-on ang tindera
   ug gisawilik lang bisan asa tugpa, ngek!

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 10, 2010, 08:15:37 PM
hala ayaw biya mo pag yagayaga sa pag ampo, kay bisag lain ang muabot ninjo,
pag-ampo ra ba na sa kalag.

Ang kalag kay mangalagkalag man na ig ka Adlaw sa Minatay mao man nay
 tinuhuan dinha sa Pinas, mao daghang baboy magtyabaw ig bisperas
 samtang busy mag himog suman, tuba, tanglad etc. para halad  sa mga kalag....
Hala pagdali ug pangadye para sugod nag atraka para mabusog na...

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 10, 2010, 11:14:51 AM
Bwahaha! Apil diay tawon sa outdated equipment ang wanggit nga secretary...

Bag-o gyud tanan, hahahaha iyard sale apil ang tiguwang

Hahaha, kamaayo rang latoson ning bataa..
 
Ang tubag sa pangadye ni Yakiyeye;
 "Sa langob among gipuy-an
   nigawas kay gi alimut-an"

Respect the weaker vessel 

Kalooy sa iring gipanihapon hahahahaha

Nakakita bitaw ko ani ganiha sa TV,  gayangoyango primero
   to ang itom nga  choir member naglingkod diha sa likod ni Obama
    taudtaud nituay iyang ulo natulog naghangad sa kisame...

ahhh hahahahaha, mag quo d'etat ang mga baki gikaon ang mga  paa 

The wonder of modern medicine

Kakurakot sa surgeon ginegosyo man ang giputol nga paa sa manok,

Maayo gani suspension ra wala giterminate sa trabaho, mirisi

Makabancrupt man ning mga iringa, I'm sure dagko nig kaon
   as physical evidence represent 

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 09, 2010, 06:38:51 PM
Asa kaha ta ipadpad ani...

Panahon ray agdon, kon kusog ang hangin padayon papadpad Hubag

Kamaayo mosungog anang unggoya, gaayo mahambatan


Lupig ko ni Manang 

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 09, 2010, 12:51:28 PM
Ingon to si Dr. Bhowmik, "Sperm Lives Forever. A man can be 95 years old and still impregnate a woman!"

That's true in regards to men but the women are in the opposite side
    after they go through change. 

Quote from: Vistabel on June 09, 2010, 11:23:28 PM
Its up to them (my relatives), probably buried cause there has no cremation establishment in my place. As for me I want to be mummified.  

Mummified? ka competensya ni King Tut, hahahahaha
               

Quote from: fdaray on June 09, 2010, 07:20:18 PM
Akong sud-an sa panihapon: piniritong isda, giparisan ug law-oy nga kamunggay gisubakan ug sinugbang isda.

fdaray, pirme gyud  lami imong kaon, wala mi kamunggay diri I wish nga naa

Quote from: fdaray on June 09, 2010, 04:46:22 PM
Walay gasto ang cremation, pero wala man gud mauso sa Pinas. Kadtong mga walay life plan magpa cremate na lang.

Kainit pud nang sunogon ta..., mura man ta ug gipatay ug kaduha. 

That's right, if you die unprepared, as you wish
you'll be burned twice; physically and eternally

Botoy, pagkasiaw gyud nimo 

I like an intellectual talkative person but not a soloist,
   dia ko naminaw pero as a listener tagaan sad ug chance makatabi.

Not quite, jaywalking ra  noon sa Colon sa Cebu nakamulta lang 
   

My beloved mother in 2000, I miss her so much it hurts
   she was my best friend, my confidant and adviser
   

Minugna nga estorya or dunay wala magsulti sa tinood 

I like Esther as in the Bible 

It depends how you look at it, everybody needs somebody kono
  so it's up to the person, there's nothing wrong with it kana
  kon pulos walay kabilinggan.

May silingan ko biyuda 86 years old iya boyfriend 95 years old biyudo sad noon
   kada adlaw mamisita magdala ug makaon ug usahay adto sila sa restaurant
   or shopping ang lalaki mauy magdrive sa  sakyanan, incredibly pulos sila
   of sound mind baya.

"Persevere to the pursuit of your legitimate ambition"
   

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 09, 2010, 09:36:59 AM
Gusto ko ug lubong kay aron ang templo sa espiritu santo kaniadto mahatagan ug saktong patigajon.

Same here Tigs..

  Vampires are real, they fly at night gitawag ug  kwaknit (bats)
     nagkapyot sa mga sanga sa kahoy nagtuwad peeing on themselves.

Human vampires?  dili na tinood ang Hollywood ray nagmugna ana
   to give their business a boost.
     

After the chemical's effect subsides balik gihapon na sila panglugos 
  ipaabis dala putol mas maayo para wala nay mabiktima.

Nagpista ang mga langaw ug hulmigas sa suka ug sa kubeta, ngek!
  pwerte segurong huboga sa tagbalay, nagbutalid katulog
   wala kabantay hasta baba giatake sa langaw nga gikan sa kubeta 

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 08, 2010, 11:07:24 AM
i would say it when we both get old TOGETHER. Many couple says they found their soul mate but got divorce  several years after.

MDB, tinood gyud ka, kay ingon ana ra ba na sila dinhi sa merika, we'll see what's next then...

 

Hala padayon kita pag comparar sa kaniadto ug sa karon; 

Prison-1

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
              He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957: In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2010: Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
        She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
        Johnny’s parents sue the school for negligence and the teacher for emotional
        trauma and win both cases.
        Mary, jobless and indebted, commits suicide by jumping off of a tall building.
        When she lands, she hits a car and also damages a potted pot.
        The car’s owner and the plant’s owner sue Mary’s estate for destruction of property.
        They both win.

Collage-Firecracker

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July,
              puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1957: Ants die.

2010: BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism,
        FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated,
        Johnny’s Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1957: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2010: Pedro’s cause is taken up by state.
         Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a
         requirement for graduation is racist.
         ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro’s English teacher.
         English banned from core curriculum.
         Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Quote from: windgate on June 08, 2010, 11:17:03 AM

sosyal lagi ug katow basta nas merika ba - ivy.  mao ba nay sapiring diris ato-a? 

, ambot unsay bisaya ani,
  pero kining poison ivy  kay bagon ni siya nga mora bitaw ug kamote
  nga kamang lang bisan asa, ang dahon porma pareha sa cassava pero kan masaghiran ang iyang
   agi or tagok? grabe kakatol, pareha bitaw sa ato nga nipay? morag sambag ang porma ato noon
   

"Malooy ka aray Itsay nganong...." 
    basin  mao ni iyang gikanta pagkahitabo

 Kapoy, work week-end, off  karon
   unya na poison ivy ko sa ako left arm kay namutol sa
   mga sanga sa bushes  sa backyard boundary sa
   silingan ila yard naay nikamang  diay nga ivy padulong sa among yard
    wa ko kabantay
   katol gyud kaayo, naa noon tambal ako gibutangan  

Years ago, but glad that wala mi magdayon wala ta ko diri sa merika
    he is history now nag-apike sa iya life, a million thanks for such disaster,
    while I'm having a wonderful life at present.

Uy! kagrabe, giuli pa gyud, unsaon man na nga dili na  mataud ug balik
        basin himoong souvenir, gilangkat man tawon 

 "Love is a feeling that you feel when you feel like
     you are going to feel a feeling that you have never felt before"  
It consists though of different flavors
   joy, tears, laughter, bitter, etc. 
   but it makes life worthwhile.

I am optimistic, in spite of ups and down in life, I always believe that
a light  of hope in the horizon will soon appear and better days will come.
 

Buhis, pero saon man ani man gyud ni grabe
    ka daghan sunod lang ta kay maoy balaod.

   windgate, ingon ana gyud ko pirme matulog bisan pa adtong
     didto pa ko sa pinas di ko katulog kon magbag-id akong tuhod.

Naa na gyud kay minyo naman ko,
   that's life through trial and error, and that's enough for me.

3 pillows; one for my head, one under  my legs
   and one between my knees igtakilid nako 

Early bird, I want to start the day as early as possible and get it over with 

Many who boast about having an open mind often
  have an open mouth to match 

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 05, 2010, 01:27:59 PM
Kon gusto moniwang ang tawo, atong tabangan pinaagi sa pagbuhat og mga butang nga makasapot kaniya...

Mao niy diet nga walay gasto, suko, sapot, untol-untol, kusmod, bagotbot taman
  lagot, sirad-an ang kusina...hehehehehe

Tinood gyud bitaw na lami ikaon kon malipayon ka
  pero kon sapoton mawala ang gana 

Hahahaha, the newspaper is really having a day para mosaka  ang ratings
   kalooy sa bishop naluyong sa kalagot