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asa ka retire? hatagan na ug airplane ni arum tulin pa nas alas 4 mopirma bisan kinsa ipakontra. dili ma jud na siya kadaug sa saranggani bisan ihurot pa na niya iyang tanang katigayonan. panahon na siguro nga makaamgo si manny nga ang pagkacongressman dili kay popular ka. tan-awa silang lito lapid ug erap nag congressman ba? wala jud pero nahimo lang nuong mga senador pero wala ra gihapon nahimo. gani si erap nahimong VP nahimo pa jud Pres. pero unsa may gidangatan priso.

maypa pacman, concentrate sa boxing. 31 years old is not yet old but if we consider 15 years of being in the fistic world then that's too long already.

composed


grazie

nayabag na gud siya tawn. tungod siguro na sa pagmahay ug sige ug hunahuna sa kadako sa nausik niya.

para nako kung wala gani mahimo diha sa usa ka small area how much more sa wider area. dili man sad sa pag ingon nga palabihon ang balilihan kay taga diha siya pero makakita unta tag bisan gamay nalang pud nga umento ba. sugod pa pagka BM as an ex officio member being KB provincial chairman, nahimong mayor sa balilihan sud sa 9 ka tuig, nahimong vice governor, nahimong 3 term congressman but the improvement of balilihan is slow to think nga ang nagdumala sa lungsod sud sa daghang mga katuigan mga chatto na. ang balilihan gahapon ug karon mao ra gihapon gawas lang sa mga gagmayng modification. para nako ha ang significant things nga nahimo sa balilihan kanang CVSCAFT campus sa magsija, public high school sa cabad ug pagsemento sa major road cortes-balilihan-catigbian. gani wala pa mahuman ang balilihan-corella road nga gisemento sad. kanang mga skwelahan dako ug natabang sa mga batan-on aron makalampos sa pagtungha ug makabaton ug maayong ugma. pero dili lang kana ang gikinahanglan sa katawhan, daghan pa kaayo sama sa livelihood ug ubang matang sa panginabuhian.

ako, mobotar ko ni eddie as governor being a balilinhon since ang iyang mga kaatbang wala man ko makaila kaayo. nibotar gihapon ko niya sa dihang nilangsad siya as vice-governor ug congressman. tinuod sa mata sa mga taga balilihan maayong tawo si eddie. motimbaya na siya nimo kung magkasugat mo sa dalan or di gani kung moadto ka sa ilaha.

manghinaut lang ko nga this time if modaug siya as governor karong may 10, 2010. mahatagan na niya ug pagtagad ang poverty ilabi na ang katawhan sa balilihan nga naghangad kaniya isip lider.

bai beds, murag na raise naman na siya nga mga issues. kanang gipang gamit sa training ug orientation sample ballots lang na so dili kaayo nato angayan hatagan ug importance. ang mas bililhon ang things nga atong ma learn about ani nga election. it's the first so we can expect lots of issues and concerns. as for the ballots, it's a lot bigger compared to the ones we used to see. it is because it was made to fit the PCOS and it has it's own security code that the machine can read and likewise reject if proven not valid. there is nothing to worry about kay ang ballot isulod sa folder inig hatag nimo unya ipalabaw ra ang tumoy sa ballot ug letterhead ra sa comelec ang makita. ug ang distance between each seats are far enough for your seatmate to copy. and then inig human nimo ug shade tanan, i-close balik ang folder the way giunsa paghatag ug ang tumoy ra nga nilabaw maoy ipasok sa PCOS then lamyon na dayon to count your votes which the best thing in here. maong lisod na ang ballot switching ron since it's ballot is unique. ang problema ani ron kay kadtong atong mga kaigsoonan nga no read-no write. kasagaran ani nila naa mahimutang sa mga far flung areas. kinahanglan jud naay mo assist ana nila ug pasabton ug maayo unsay pagabuhaton. ang wala pa naklaro ani kung unsaon sa comelec ang mga ballots nga i-reject jud sa machine.

Quote from: aquarius on March 20, 2010, 06:28:27 AM
'bay bol-anon nga Cebuano.... (taasa pod uy, pwede "bolceb" na lang?..hehehe..)

I really appreciate your  diligence in making such research , personally, the way I look at it, masturbation is of more having benefits rather than its negative effects if done moderately, just like any other bodily activities.... as they say " all thing that will extreme is dangerous"... ang danger pa gyod ani kumg masobrahan...matod pa, maggawas ang mga dagko'ng ugat sa kamot resulta sa pasmo, worse kung tugkan pa ug "pubic hair" ... ...

just call me BNC if taas ra ang akong handle aquarius.

akong asawa naa ra ba sa bangko trabaho. daghan jud mamords didto apil na ang ilang manager. of course mas mamords akong asawa kumpara nila.

kaon mo ug tihitihi? sige man mi dad-an anang swake, dayok, tuyom, tihitihi sa akong mga ig-agaw nga taga panglao kada bisita sa amoa.

pamahaw: piniritong bawo
paniudto: adobong manok
panihapon: pinirito ug inun-onang salimbangon

richness


bulak

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 22, 2010, 10:20:10 PM
Oops! Joke time lang una ta, ha, kay init na jamo...

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 35 years in the parish. A local politician and member of the congregation was requested to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a car and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had cursed his parents, embezzled from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and molested young girls. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."

Bwahaha.

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 22, 2010, 10:20:10 PM

hahahah!

da, nganong nagpa late. buking na nuon.

para nako wala jud koy nakitang major improvement sa balilihan since 1992. kana ra sigurong merkado kung wala masunog wala mausab. ang puyat gym sa una niagi pa ug pila katuig na-improve nauna pa ang calape ug tukod ilang coliseum. improvement nga ilo lang sad giaptan ug gibutangan ug fiberglass nga goal unya gamayng pasinaw sa korte. ang dalan pwerte pa gihapong aboga ug gubaona walay labot sa kanang paingon sa catigbian, corella ug cortes kay medyo nasemento naman. pero kadtong dalan paingon sa antequera, batuan via hanopol, sikatuna ug sevilla. bisan nalang unta to ug kutob lang masig kautlanan. lipay naa unta kaayo ang mga tawo bisan ana lang. nabutangan man tuod ug firestation ang balilihan pero pila nasad ka balay ug establishment ang naugdaw kay pwerteng hinaya ug lihok aron makaresponde. mas mauna pa ug abot ang taga lagyo. nahasuroy ko sa ubang kalungsoran karong bag-o lang kay nag tour kunohay ug akong nakita ang ilang improvement. naa na silay kaugalingong gasoline station, pharmacy ug uban pa. sa balilihan, naay magplano ug butang ug gas station puhalon dayon. naay gustong mag negosyo pero dili ka kakuha ug stall sa merkado kay wala nay bakante pero daghan kaayo ang serado. kay unsa man ang rason, kay dili nila supporter?

sir felix, martes man ang pista sa inyoha. maglisod tag pamista ani kay trabahoan man pero murag daghan na kilawin ug sinabawng kabaw ana inig ante-bisperas sa 25.

well we all know that manny is the cash cow of all time. let's not hope he doesn't become another rolando navarette.

wala nalang unta ka nagsaba wala bitaw nakahibalo. hehehe.
iapil nalang na sa imong pagkompisal pohon.

pacman should think that he's becoming a laughing stock instead of becoming more of an icon. he doesn't deserved to become another william hung. maybe he's trying to become like oscar dela hoya who also released an album before and the same appeared in some reality tv and was also able to publish a book of his own.

taga DYRD ka silab?

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 18, 2010, 10:33:37 PM
BNC, sa kadaghang naggi swim suit didto di na ka mo go to school kay sumo na kaajo tan awon! i suwer!!!

di mapul-an ning akong mga mata. mopirok pirok nuon kung naay daghang vitamins makit-an. labi nang tong nag t-bak naay naay daghang camel toes. hehehe

pamahaw: maling ug itlog
paniudto: ham sandwich
panihapon: utang dahon2x (tangkong, agbati, kamunggay ug tangad) with pritong isda

Quote from: grazie7y on March 19, 2010, 04:58:33 AM
syalan gud ka ray ipahalata man pod nimo'g a year older na pod ko! hahaha  bitaw ba, dali ra kaayo modagan ang panahon.  sama sa imong listahan sa mga pista, mura'g bag-o pa jud to nag post ka. 

hehehe, pirme lang man ni pista ang naa sa akong hunahuna gud kay maorag kani ra pirme atong marason nga makasuroy ta.

Quote from: Anna&Jorge on March 20, 2010, 12:21:31 AM
true ang mga names ani or just for fun lang para malingaw tang tanan?

yes they are all true and they are just part of the thousand cocktail drink names available.

Quote from: Anna&Jorge on March 20, 2010, 12:16:22 AM
mao ra ni sa saying nga "choose the lesser evil"

wala man tay mahims day anna kay puro man naay issue ang mga tawo nga musolod sa politika. bisan unsa pa kaligdong nimo sa dihang private citizen paka basta inig sulod nimo diha hugaw na dayon ka. maong adto lang ta sa gamay rag issue kay basin tinuod.

it takes one traitor to know another traitor. let the least traitor win. pero kinsa man sad nila? di man ta ka judge ni emc, jcfh, eba ug rls kung traitor ba sila kay wala man ta sud sa ilang mga tagsa ka kaugalingon.

unsaon nalang kung naay laing tawo makabasa atong unang title. magtoo tawn nga mga maniac ug pedophile kitang mga bol-anon.

most of the american bosses are kinda don't like the 7 things above. they think you are incompetent and not suitable for the job.

hahaha wala ko kasabot ani nganong mao nay ngalan sa anang mga imnonona. pwerteng katawa tawn kabasa ana. akong kinaham lang jud kay tubeco ug kumireg ra.

dili pa man sigurong tantong old. naa pa ni sila sa mga late 20's. pero if mao na ang rason then wala silay mahims. pero if it's the conflict with their handler ana feliciano then it could be something else.

ang nag uto uto ni pacman kana si lito camo aron pud mahalin iyang compositions unya madala pirme sa states kada away ni pacman nga libre.

masturbation can be good too in some places.

we have discussed a lot of bad things about masturbation. the question is; is masturbation good in any way too? the answer is yes. masturbation is a healthy thing. infect if you are not able to masturbate, there might be something wrong with you. but what is healthy masturbation? If you masturbate only to quench your frustration, it is a good thing. you feel relaxed and free. the fantasies of sex just leaves your mind. you can concentrate on something you want (eg. studies or some work). however what is bad is when you misuse it. when you do masturbation just to cope with the boredom, it is bad. if you masturbate everytime you see a pretty girl, this is again bad. you have to control yourself otherwise you will end up with a problem being addicted to masturbation and your enjoyable world would become a world of pain and regret.

what are other benefits of masturbation?
masturbation keeps you away from real sin. the real sin that is having sex with a woman. when you masturbate you do not feel that urge anymore and you are being kept away from sin. if you do not masturbate and you want to, it makes you somewhat cranky and offensive. it may lead you to not showing respect to elders. or you might start doing things on your own. in other words, it makes you too much bold or careless. this can lead to crimes at times. you should consider masturbation in such cases. you should always keep yourself balanced. if you need real urge for sex, just go for masturbation. just be aware that too much of it is very bad thing.

Over Masturbation

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions. Excessive stimulation can result in over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin.

Abundant and unusually large amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively masturbates.

Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.

The side effects of such changes to the body include:

Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time
Lower back pain
Thinning hair / Hair Loss
Soft / Weak Erection
Premature Ejaculation
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
Groin / Testicular Pain
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

Masturbation plays a big role in a normal sex life. Some of us discover it as children because it starts to feel so good between our legs. Others are shown by our friends. We continue to masturbate because it feels so good. It gets us ready for mature sexual relationships when we reach adulthood, and it helps us take care of those raging hormonal urges and surges when we are teenagers. Masturbation can enhance mature sexual relationships where two partners use it either as a prelude to other sexual activity, or as the main fare. And it keeps us going when relationships falter, such as when a partner is ill or away. It is a great equalizer in a relationship where one partner needs more sexual activity than the other.

How much is too much masturbation?
That depends but it's suggested men keep their ejaculation frequency down to 2-3 times a week. However, sexual activity can be experienced more often if men learn how to orgasm without ejaculation. Doing so can actually store bioenergy into your system and make your penis firmer, your erections last longer, and your ejaculate volume bigger.

Masturbation is a part of life and our sexual practices. In fact, most doctors recommend it, not only to improve sexual experiences but to also promote good general health. However, like most things in life, too much of a good thing can be bad. Excessive masturbation can lead to symptoms like stress, fatigue, and memory loss. In extreme cases, sufferers fall into the pitfalls of impotence and hair loss.

Under most circumstances, masturbation is neither good nor bad
One recently published study reported that 87% of women and 95% of men have practiced masturbationâ€"but when done to extreme, it causes drastic changes in brain and body chemistry. Masturbating too much can over-stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions and disrupt the liver’s release of enzymes that synthesize neurotransmitters acetylcholine, dopamine, and serotonin. Additionally, the liver’s ability to release enzymes that aid in hormone production is affected. As a result, the brain and adrenal glands produce too much dopamine, norepinephrine, epinephrine, and other hormones and neural transmitters.

Symptoms (also called Sexual Exhaustion) is distressing liver and nervous system functions, include youthful impotence/erectile dysfunction (including a soft or weak erection) and seminal leakage. While more than 30% of men have experienced impotence at one time or another, impotence in youth is more rare and can often be attributed to the above factors.

Over-masturbation can also cause problems such as seminal leakage, which can cause sperm to ooze or leak out of the penis with no accompanying erection. Both semen leakage and youthful impotence are embarrassing, uncomfortable, and signs of Sexual Exhaustion.

Semen leakage is a sign that the parasympathetic nerve, which keeps the ejaculation valve shut and holds the erection, is weakening as a result of over-masturbation. With a weakened nerve, maintaining an erection is a problem.

Get Rid From The Addictive Behavior?
The first step to getting better is to reduce masturbation and ejaculation frequency and try to overcome this bad habit. Eat more soybean products and eliminating excessive caffeine from your diet. Focus on nutty foods like sunflower seeds, and peanuts and eat more sea foods, seaweed, vegetables, and try to minimize red meat and dairy product intake. Instead of soda, try drinking orange juice or cranberry juice and, of course, drink plenty of water.

it's an eye opener for manny that not because you are so popular you can do all things you want. it's time for him to realize that people are using him for business. even in his own team, people are making business out of his own knowledge. this will lead to his downfall later.

Everyone has a boss. Even if you "work for yourself," you're still an employee to your client.

A big part of maintaining the boss-employee relationship is to never allow a boss to think you dislike your work, are incapable of doing it, or--worse--consider it beneath you.

These sound like no-brainers, but many statements heard commonly around the workplace violate these basic rules. Looking for an example? Here are seven heard in workplaces all the time. They may seem ordinary, even harmless. But try reading these from your boss's point of view. You'll see right away why it's smart to never allow these seven sentences to pass your lips:

"That's not my job." You know what? A lot of bosses are simple souls who think your job is to do what's asked of you. So even if you're assigned a task that is, indeed, not your job, refrain from saying so. Instead, try to find out why your boss is assigning you this task--there may be a valid reason. If you believe that doing the task is a bad idea (as in, bad for the company) you can try explaining why and suggesting how it could be better done by someone else. This may work, depending on the boss. In any case, remember that doing what's asked of you, even tasks outside your job description, is good karma.

"It's not my problem." When people say something is not their problem it makes them look like they don't care. This does not endear them to anybody, especially the boss. If a problem is brewing and you have nothing constructive to say, it's better to say nothing at all. Even better is to pitch in and try to help. Because, ultimately, a problem in the workplace is everyone's problem. We're all in it together.

"It's not my fault." Yet another four words to be avoided. Human nature is weird. Claiming that something is not our fault often has the result of making people suspect it is. Besides, what's the real issue here? It's that something went wrong and needs to be fixed. That's what people should be thinking about--not who is to blame.

"I can only do one thing at a time." News flash: Complaining you are overworked will not make your boss feel sorry for you or go easier on you. Instead, a boss will think: (1) you resent your job, and/or (2) you aren't up to your job. Everybody, especially nowadays, feels pressured and overworked. If you're trying to be funny, please note that some sarcasm is funny and lightens the mood. Some just ticks people off.

"I am way overqualified for this job." Hey, maybe you are. But the fact is, this is the job you have. You agreed to take it on and, while you may now regret that decision, it's still your job. Complaining that it's beneath you only makes you look bad. Plus, coworkers doing similar jobs may resent and dislike you. And guess what? Bosses will not think, "Oh, this is a superior person whom I need to promote." Nope, they'll think, "What a jerk."

"This job is easy! Anyone could do it!" Maybe what you're trying to convey here is that you're so brilliant your work is easy. Unfortunately, it comes off sounding more like, "This work is stupid." Bosses don't like hearing that any work is stupid. Nor do they really like hearing that a job is easy peasy. It belittles the whole enterprise. If a task is simple, be glad and do it as quickly as you can. Even "stupid" work needs to get done.

"It can't be done." Saying something can't be done is like waving a red flag in a boss's eyes. Even if the thing being suggested truly is impossible, saying it is can make you look ineffectual or incapable. Better to play detective. Why is the boss asking you to do whatever it is? What's the problem that needs to be solved? What's the goal? Search for doable ways of solving that problem or reaching that goal. That's what bosses really want. Most of them do not expect the impossible.

Last words: When in doubt, remember that silence really is golden.

basin nabali lang siguro.

growth between your legs

it was the time when the parents of my wife now agreed that i will marry their precious youngest daughter and child.

Boyfriend to Girlfriend, may LQ: What do you take me for?! Granted?

Guard, answering the telephone: Hello?... Ah yes, for a while. Please hang yourself.

Starlet in an interview: If the odds are against me, then I will against them.

Inday Badiday asks a starlet about her mother's burial:
Inday: Kumusta ang libing ng nanay mo?
Starlet: Successful naman po.

Army officer to cadet: "Do you know why I ask you to stand?" "No, sir." "Ok, why?"

Teacher to students: Baka gusto nyong ibilad ko kayo sa covered courts.

Teacher: Class, I want you to watch sex scenes (sixth sense).
Class: What?! Teacher?
Teacher: What's wrong? It's a beautiful film starring Bros Welles (Bruce Willis)
Class: Aah, Sixth Sense!

Sa isang examination:
Student: Mam, pwedeng gumamit ng liquid paper?
Teacher: Ang kulit naman! Sinabi nang pad paper lang eh.

After the examination:
Teacher: Okey, time is up. One, two, three. Come your papers to me!

A reporter interviews a politician about the Philippine economy.
Politician says: Talagang mahirap ang buhay natin ngayon. Pero slow by slow, we will success.

Teacher: Sorry, class. I'm late. My mother died three years ago. And now she's dead.

Heard in a fastfood chain:
Yaya: Ma'm, gusto po ni Mark ng KIDNEY MEAL!

Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Dell.
Teacher: What is your old? (what she meant is how old are you?)

In a restaurant:
Waiter: Sir, How do you want your egg?
Customer: Side in, side out.

Mom interviews her daughter's suitor:
Mom: What's your course?
Suitor: Geo po (for geology).
Mom: Ahhh... Geo-rnalism. Ok yan.

Guy to Girl: I love you. This is not a ball. ("Hindi ito bola" in English)

Teacher to students: Okay, form two straight circles and find your height alphabetically!

Teacher to students: Okay class, it's time to go home. Form a line and pass out slowly.

Angry teacher to student: I want you to bring your father and your mother, especially your parents, understood?! Bring them tomorrow in front of me, right
here, right now!

Emcee, in a party: The next song is the favorite song of my best friend, and neither do I!

Posted in an establishment: None ID, nothing entry.

Teacher: Oy, magdala kayo ng chip ahoy ha.
Student: Miss may "s" yon...
Teacher: A, sorry. Chip ahoys!

Two lousy-in-english friends talking to each other:
Friend 1: Am I raining outside?
Friend 2: Not yet. Sprinkle only.

In an awards night, presentor goes: And the winner for Best Comedy Show is Okay Ka, Pare Ko! of IBS channel 13.

Alma Moreno, in her show introduces Nora Aunor who comes in late:
Finally, please welcome, the late Nora Aunor.

Earthquake (what intensity?)
Death in the afternoon (safe siguro ni imnon sa buntag)
Corpse Reviver #2 (naa ba kaha ni sa mga morgue?)
The green ghost parts 1-4 (murag movie, naay sequel)
Boilermaker (gikan sa takuri siguro)
Dirty Mother/Dirty White Mother (kuyaw ni ug imnon sa papa)
Zombie (resulta sa corpse reviver #2)
Savoy Corpse Reviver (upgrade sa corpse reviver)
The last word (alang ni sa mga nagtinga)
Satan's whiskers (impyerno gawas)
White lady (horror effect diay)
Dragonfly (daghan ni sa among daruhan, mainom diay ni?)
Dark and stormy (kung ting bagyo mao ni klima)
Flaming Volcano (kuyaw sa lahar)
Hairy Virgin (sureball ko walay shave)
Hurricane (ang hinungdan nganong dark and stormy)
Sake Bomb (tawag nalang ta daan ug EOD ani)
Duncan MacLeod (unsa ni highlander?)
Bloody Aztec (kahinumdum man sad ta sa apocalypto ani)
Colorado Bulldog aka .357 (unsa ni pusil?)
Harvey Wallbanger (pahak ang gawas)
Harrogate nights (mas ganahan ko sa surrogate)
Mudslide (after sa hurricane naay ing ani)
Nuclear Iced tea (be ready kung inom ka ani)
Smith and Wesson (another pusil?)
Siberian Beach (medyo layo ni)
Sex on the beach (nakasuway ko sa una ani. napangos ko sa sisi hehehe)
Black tooth grin (ambot ganahan ba kaha mo tan-aw ani)
Cactus jack (unsa ni wrestler?)
Choking hazard (not suitable for people age 1+)
heart of fire (karon pa ko naa diay kasing kasing ang kayo)
presbyterian (unsa ni religion?)
Man O'war (unsa ni jelly fish?)
Rusty nail (kuyaw sa tetanus)
Three wise men (for sure pang christmas)
whiskey sour (english term siguro sa suka ginama sa tuba)
Moonwalk (sure ko fave ni anhing michael jackson)
prince of wales (kinsa ni si prince charles?)
Blow job (ayos na ayos)
Orgasm (effect sa blow job)
Screaming orgasm (super effect sa blow job)
b-52 (kuyaw sa bomb)
quick f*** (if dili na madala sa blow job)
slippery nipple (namahid siguro ug oil or lotion)
grasshopper (its edible if fried)
cricket (the insect or the sport?)
pink squirrel (i never seen one before, i thought there is none)
orion slave girl (tsk tsk tsk, it's a bitch)
pornstar (i like to watch one perform)
red headed slut (one of the requirement to become a pornstar)

maypa magduwa tag tong-its ani. naa pay masunog kay walay down.

dunay hungihong nga gipapahuway sa sila sa ABS-CBN kay naay conflict ni ana feliciano. basin hatagan sad nila ug laing show. medyo dili man sad ni sila articulate gud puro sayaw lang ang talent. di pareha sa kanang gitawag nila ug congratulations nga maayo motabi hasta na si lovely.

why man thumbs down ang message icon? wala ganahi? dapat unta thumbs up kay murag proudly said man.

hahaha ms da bins, idol jud tika. sakto jud na imong gisulti. syaro wala jud sila kahibaw nga sa politika traydoray ang show. sa makauna lang ug traydor. nganong lalison pa man na nato? huwat nalang ta sa resulta sa ilang trinaydoray kunohay.

i admire manny as a boxer because he's really that good. but him as an actor or singer sorry. how much more as a politician. he might end up like another erap. i can act and sing better than him. maybe it's time for him to reconsider all his plans and just focus on boxing. if he wanted to retire, he can retire but still he should shy away from from those things except for being a product endorser as he can still sell things.

mag cupless bra nalang mo.

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 18, 2010, 10:24:16 PM
sus labon nangita ko ug paparazzi BNC! kay wa jud koy picture nga nag langoy ko! hahahahah!

dugaya pud ni volunteer ni bugsay oi. dili man ko pwede mahimong tig picture sa mga nag swim suit kay dali ra kaayo ni goto school ang akoa.

HONOLULU (AP)â€"A promoter says poor ticket sales have forced the cancellation of Filipino boxer Manny Pacquiao’s upcoming concert Sunday in Waikiki.

Ryan Chang of Island Fire Productions said Tuesday he stood to lose about $50,000 on the concert, even with late sales and walk-ups.

Only 603 tickets had been sold for the show at the Waikiki Shell just days after more than 45,000 peopleâ€"the largest crowd to see a fight in the U.S. in 17 yearsâ€"watched Pacquiao retain his welterweight title against Joshua Clottey in Texas.

Pacquiao was going to earn $100,000 at the “Manny Pacquiao Live In Hawaii Concert Celebration.” He made at least $12 million for last Saturday’s fight.

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 18, 2010, 10:13:22 PM

sa among University diri nga pool! kay ngano man?

hahahha! wink*

panid-an kuno kang bugsay sunod nimong kaligo didto. magpaparazzi sa siya.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 18, 2010, 08:39:12 PM
He, he, bitaw, morag baboyng irong boang ning ubang followers. Pero makaingon baja ta nga naay positive effect ang eleksyon, if only to agitate us and bring out the best (though sadly, the worst, too) in us--such that we feel alive, in contrast to the rest of the time when we simply plod on with our nondescript lives, ordinary and uneventful and without the consolation of hope and the blurred vision of a world larger than our quotidian concerns.

abi nako baboy irong boang bai hubs.

this is a clear act of a racist. maybe walmart hired a racist employee or PA.

Quote from: olintaha on March 18, 2010, 06:51:10 PM
korek! Ngano man kanang discrepancy sa Blood Compact wala may emek ang NHI? Kay dili man sikat ang blood compact? Asa man jud ang tinuod nga blood compact site, sa Bo-ol ba, or sa Loay? NHI should resolve this issue because the blood compact is as historical as the national anthem. 

wala man gani nila na resolve ang issue pud bahin sa first mass asa jud gi held diri sa philippines. as we all know that it was in limasawa island in leyte but some groups and historians claimed it's not in limasawa but in masao, butuan. also the first blood compact was held in masao as well with magellan, rajah siaiu and his brother rajah colambu.

Blacks must leave store, NJ Walmart announcer says, upsetting customers; company investigates

WASHINGTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) -- A Walmart store announcement ordering black people to leave brought chagrin and apologies Wednesday from leaders of the company, which has built a fragile trust among minority communities.

A male voice came over the public-address system Sunday evening at a store in Washington Township, in southern New Jersey, and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."

Shoppers in the store at the time said a manager quickly got on the public-address system and apologized for the remark. And while it was unclear whether a rogue patron or an employee was responsible for the comment, many customers expressed their anger to store management.

"I want to know why such statements are being made, because it flies in the face of what we teach our children about tolerance for all," said Sheila Ellington, who was in the store at the time with a friend. "If this was meant to be a prank, there's only one person laughing, and it's not either one of us."

Ellington, of Monroe, and her friend Patricia Covington said they plan to boycott the retailer until they're assured the issue has been addressed so it doesn't happen again.

The pair said they were stunned when they heard the announcement and initially believed they had misheard it. But once the words sank in, they grew angry.

"I depended on Walmart for all my needs, because the store has pretty much everything you could want," Covington said. "But until this issue is addressed in a way I'm comfortable with, I can't walk through those doors again."

Officials with Wal-Mart Stores Inc., based in Bentonville, Ark., said that the announcement was "unacceptable" and that they're trying to determine who made it and how it happened.

"We are just as appalled by this incident as our customers," the company said in a statement. "Whoever did this is just wrong and acted in an inappropriate manner. Clearly, this is completely unacceptable to us and to our customers."

This is not the first time the retailer has faced such problems.

There have been several past instances of black customers claiming they were treated unfairly at Walmart stores, and the company faced lawsuits alleging that women were passed over in favor of men for pay raises and promotions.

In February 2009, the retailer paid $17.5 million to settle a class action lawsuit alleging racial discrimination in its hiring of truck drivers.

And the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission sued the company in May 2009, claiming some Hispanic employees at a Sam's Club subsidiary in California were subjected to a hostile work environment. That suit alleges managers failed to stop repeated verbal harassment, including the use of derogatory words, against employees of Mexican descent.

However, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People has said the company has worked hard in recent years to show it cares about diversity.

Bill Mitchell, a former Walmart employee who was shopping Wednesday at the store, said that he was saddened to hear about the announcement but that "as a black man, I've heard worse things."

As customer Sharon Osbourne, of Williamstown, left the store Wednesday, she called the announcement "appalling, stupid and sad."

si rolando ug ang himungaan

the collector between your legs

it's only julian felipe who knows the exact tune of lupang hinirang. since my elementary days up to this point I heard a lot of different ways the national anthem was sung whether in chorus or solo. as long as it's not vandalized or mocked then that should be ok. NHI admin can't even sing it when he was asked to give a sample of how it should be done. instead played an MP3 format of the anthem that can also be downloaded from their website.

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 17, 2010, 10:48:36 PM
kinsa gud na imo Antie BNC? taga asa kay basi parente nako! kay ako raba mga antie amgid raba sad mi. basi related ta BNC!!!

akong auntie, maguwang sa akong mama. naa nagpuyo sa new orleans. may-ong jud mo ug pareha sad mo style of posing. hehehe

hahaha. you really have a great sense of humor. the footage shown is a just mere slideshow of pictures of rene with his family, relatives and friends. i thought i can see aumentado raising rene's hands showing his approval or endorsing him with a big smile. all i can see is the picture of him with his patented balding head with a smirk on his face.

Quote from: chicogon on March 17, 2010, 10:45:09 PM
OK ra ni na idea (gesugyot sad ni earlier) pero personally di ko uyon. Kay ngano? Ahh, wa na tay lalisan deri sa TB bahin sa NHI bwahahahahaha!!! Wa na tay lingaw ani hehehe 

usahay makalagot man gud nga hasta kana initan ug maayo. kana ra sad kada away ni pacman. dili man lagi nila sawayon ang mga yabag ang mokanta pareha nako.

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 17, 2010, 07:04:16 AM

shades lay akoa kay underarmor. hehehe
bitaw gwapa jud ni si ms da bins. may-ong lagi sa akong auntie.

next time if there is an event like this, i think it's more appropriate if NHI will appoint as to who's gonna sing the national anthem. this is to avoid things like this since this time it's their choice. no more criticisms no more lambasting and no more comments about the singing.

Quote from: Michael Ligalig on March 17, 2010, 08:01:52 PM
original title changed.

reason: presumptous, conclusive, too judgmental

thanks mike.

panagsa nalang ko eat ginamos kay kontra sa hypertension.

murag april man siguro ang pista diha sa luyo bai. dili ko sweto kay wala pako nakapamista diha.

our office PC's are using original softwares ranging from the OS, office apps and anti-virus. it's also  using the latest peripherals such as quadcore processor, 2.5Ghz DDR2 RAM's, DVD-RW, SATA 120G HD, 17" LCD monitor among others. the cost is only P56k per unit and it's lenovo and HP brands. do you happen to know what are the software contents of those PC? that price of PC looks like a price of a gaming machine.

Election is less than 2 months away. Local campaign has not started yet. Comelec is busy educating voters about the PCOS and the new ballot to be used in this coming election. It's time for us to try and see if we are all aware on what to do in this coming election. I had filled out a sample ballot for the national and local elections based on the election guidelines. Whatever I choose doesn't mean that it will also be my final choice this coming May 10.

local ballot


national ballot

ballot template for the national positions:
http://www.comelec.gov.ph/downloadables/2010official%20ballot%20asof-0208/national_nonARMM.pdf

ballot template for the local positions:
http://www.comelec.gov.ph/2010%20National_Local/local_ballot/bohol.html
(kindly choose your respective towns)

Fiestas this coming April and May:

April 5  - Bool District, Tagbilaran City - Saint Vincent Ferrer 
April 27 - Corella  - Nuestra Señora del Villar 
May 1 - Tagbilaran City - Saint Joseph the Worker 
May 3 - Dao District, Tagbilaran City - Santa Cruz 
May 4 - Alburquerque - Santa Monica 
May 4 - Mabini - Santa Monica 
May 4 - Sagbayan - San Agustin 
May 8 - San Miguel - Saint Michael 
May 10 - Calape - Saint Vincent Ferrer (basin ma move because of the election)
May 15 - Bilar - Saint Isidore the Farmer 
May 15 - Trinidad - Saint Isidore 
May 15 - Tubigon - San Isidro Labrador 
May 19 - Candijay - Saint Joseph 
May 29 - San Isidro - Saint Isidore 
May 29 - Talibon - Blessed Trinity 

naboang akong ubang appointments tungod sa DST. hehehe.
edit nasad ko balik nuon.

maypa usbon ang title: some children in bohol are sexually abused.

using the word means not all of the children are abused and that we didn't specify who abused them in the title to give more thrill. that will make the readers curious as to who abused the children.

that's why most members of MBC or makati business club are not supporting villar because they know how villar deceived them previously. now if villar will win the presidency, he will surely deceived all of us by acting and showing he's pro-poor because he said he came from a poor family.

is he paying the kids in his campaign ads fairly? is he getting working permits from DOLE for this kids? because this is surely not just an AD but it's a campaign where he is surely paying the directors, cameramen among others to make these video ads.

dili lang man ning maong practice gibuhat sa capitol. apil man sad ang mga kalungsuran nagbuhat ani. kinsa man ang lungsod ang wala mag-ilis ug casuals kada naay bag-ong mayor modaug? nya kada eleksyon maoy gamiton ug papilit ug mga posters, banderitas, tarpaulins ug uban pa.

wala jud ni kaagi ug corruption siguro kay dili man luho ang lifestyle. dili nindot ug balay hasta awto compared sa ubang cabinet members.

Quote from: benelynne on March 16, 2010, 10:35:23 AM
bnc, asa ni dapita? unsay ngan sa carenderia?

kalimot ko sa ngalan sir benny. basta naa ra na diha sa may luyong bahin sa terminal sa cogon.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 16, 2010, 04:59:50 PM
Then, basketball nga binali with the wife...

during weekend lang na dalang relax kay kapoy baya pud sa work. sige lang baya na OT akong asawa kay sige apas sa deadlines. papahuwayon sad hubs.

gwapa jud bataa liwat sa mama.

pamahaw: tocino and egg
paniudto: corned tuna
panihapon: adobong baboy

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 16, 2010, 10:31:59 AM
Bwahaha, sa ato pa, kon way underwear, kahibawo na kag unsay gipangayo ug unsay imong buluhaton!

korek, labina ug bag-ong ligo before matug.

if naa lang jud untay tinuod nga leader nga kahibaw mubarug sa iyang kaugalingong mga balaod ug dili magpadala sa sulsol ug hulga sa katawhang haw-ang panghunahuna. lider nga kalamposan sa mayoriya dili sa pipila lang. usa man gud sa hinungdan nganong dili mosaler ang usa ka liderato tungod sa kadaghan sa paminawon. unsaon man gud nga hulgaon man ug dili na suportahan sunod eleksyon. inig ka dungog ana nga mga pulong kingking dayon. nindot jud unta nga moabot nang tawhana nga walay gikahadlokan ug mopatuman jud sa balaod bisan si kinsa pa ang maligsan.

angayan jud siguro nga himoong imbestigador ang mga babaye kay grabe kaayo modala ug interrogation. sentensyado naka daan bisan dili pa proven guilty. 

tinuod man jud nang daghang permanent casual diha sa capitol. daghan kog kaila nga pila na katuig diha as casual. nagpuli puli nalang ang mga governor nga nilingkod naa lang gihapon. kung naay mo reklamo anang bahina nga gigamit sa pagpangampanya. adto na siguro reklamo sa saktong ahensiya sama sa ombudsman, comelec, sandiganbayan unya dangop mo sa media aron jud maklaro nga naay whitewash. apil ba kaha mo sa mga promosyon sa duha ka dagkong estasyon sama sa abs-cbn or gma-7 kabahin sa eleksyon. kay siguradong naa jud mosakay ana if isog mo kaayong moatobang ana. dili kay diri ninyo ipasiatab ang inyong nahibaloan nga wala man pud mahimo ang matawo diri kay yano ug ordinaryo lang mga lumupyo.

The Internet Assigned Numbers Authority (IANA), is the agency that manages the IP address space allocations globally, cooperates with five Regional Internet Registries (RIR's) to allocate IP address blocks to Local Internet Registries (Internet service providers) and other entities. To be become an LIR, you need to be a member and registered to the RIR in the region where you are in.

The Five Regional Internet Registries (RIR's) are:
1. American Registry for Internet Numbers (ARIN)- for North America and parts of the Caribbean.
2. RIPE Network Coordination Centre (RIPE NCC) - for Europe, the Middle East and Central Asia.
3. Asia-Pacific Network Information Centre (APNIC) - for Asia and the Pacific region
4. Latin American and Caribbean Internet Addresses Registry (LACNIC) - for Latin America and parts of the Caribbean region
5. African Network Information Centre (AfriNIC) - for Africa

so matter what you're gonna do, eveything is basically in place and you nobody can't hide even if you are using pseudonyms.

birthday nasad nimo grazie? feeling nako murag last week pa man to imong bday. 1 year ago na diay to. kadali ra jud modagan ang panahon.

Quote from: chicogon on March 16, 2010, 02:41:50 AM
Aw mao ba, naa diay na siya deri. Sagdi kay akong ipa CIA o FBI aron makit-an hehehe

ako nya tong ingnon nga paapilon sa TB aron malingaw sad to siya. ask pako sa iyang email kay naa sa akong manghud.

partnership, according to:

britannica concise encyclopedia - association of 2 or more persons. binisaya: panaghiusa sa 2 o daghan nga katawhan.

investment dictionary - a business organization in which two or more individuals manage and operate the business. binisaya: panaghugpong sa patigayon sa 2 o daghan nga tawo aron idumala ang usa ka negosyo.

financial & investment dictionary - contract between two or more people in a joint business who agree to pool their funds and talent and share in the profits and losses of the enterprise. binisaya: kontrata sa 2 o daghan nga tawo nga nagkasinabot pagbubo ug pundo sa negosyo diin sila magbahin sa ginansiya ug alkanse.

real estate dictionary - an agreement between 2 or more entities to go into business or invest. binisaya: kasabotan sa 2 o daghan nga partido aron pagtukod ug negosyo.

petduks na diay pads.

Quote from: lindy on March 16, 2010, 02:02:08 AM
dili baya sinungaling ang mga laki ang nakaporke kay kon motug an kas tinuod dili man pod tuohan.
sample: bana nisulti sa iyang asawa; day nakauyab ko ug 22 yrs.
             asawa: paghilom diha oi, ikaw nga tiguwang na. dili naman gani ka kahuman ug usa diri nako unya magpalumaluma kapa sa 22 anyos. unsa ka gialimungawan.

Na tan awa si mrs. wala mutoo di ang gihimo ni manoy gitago na lang.

usa pa: minyo nga laki nanguyab, ingon siya sa dalaga ako day naa koy asawa apan wala pa koy uyab.
unsay tubag sa dalaga: ah maayo na kay usa lang ato bantayan ang imo lang asawa.

Na, unsa man. mao niy mga situation nga magsugod na ug sinungaling si lalaki.

hehehe. sakto jud ka nong lindy. kaning mga babaye man gud lupig pay FBI moimbestigar. nga paangkonon ka ug usa ka butang nga wala nimo nabuhat.tsk tsk tsk. mao nang makaingon sila ug bakakon ang mga lalake.

billionaire nasad si money "pesoman" pacquiao.

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 16, 2010, 02:23:10 AM
Ug wa mag tinalawan si Clottey it could have been Pakwan's last fight! lol!

anha jud makita ms da bins nga  boxing dili politically motivated kung nibarug pa si clottey sa iyang saad nga iyang tumbahon si pacman in 6 rounds. pero sayod siya nga if mobahug siya atong awaya, it will also be the first time nga mapilde siya by KO. it was evident in the 1st round in the 1st round when he tried to engaged and got caught by pacman's right hook that almost made him fell to the mat.

i am also rooting for dick gordon and bayani. i can see in them the qualities that can really change this country. puro walay gikahadlokan. anha na jud siguro ta kita ug wala nay mamaligya sa kadalanan kay butangan na ug mga tiangge or merkado ang tanang syudad. limpyo na unsa tan-awon ug maanad natang adto jud sa mga tiangge ug merkado palit. wala nasad unya mga squatter kay sigurong pauli jud na sila asa silang probinsiya gikan.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 13, 2010, 02:49:20 PM
Karon, ilang kumpetinsya kay si Maria Sampungdaliri...

mao na ang asawa ni pedrong palad.

play basketball, eat, sleep and away sa asawa.

pamahaw: tinapa
paniudto: sardinas
panihapon: sardines
snacks: salmon

Quote from: chicogon on March 16, 2010, 02:05:08 AM
Mao ba. Dili man familiar nako ang iyang ngan. Taga Balilihan pod ni siya? I'm glad nakasuroy pod siyag New Orleans.   

taga cebu na siya pads igsoon sa akong mama pero sige na siya sa bohol niadto kay naa man na siya napalit nga yuta sa sagbayan unya nadestino pud na siya sa COA-bohol as provincial auditor. didto gani na siya nakapuyo sa matig-a kadiyot then nibalhin sa dampas dapit sa skwelahan kay ang among silingan sa cebu naa man magtrabaho sa napocor ug diha nasad naminyo ug eventually nipuyo ug maoy nitabang niya ug pangita ug kasak-an. maong duol kaayo niya ang mga bol-anon. basta naay makaila nga taga bohol balitaan dayon mi ana niya inig uli.

naa na siya karon nagpuyo sa new orleans pads. kuyawan gani mi niya adtong hurrican katrina maayo nalang gani kay safe ra sila.

way ayo tong awaya,  nagtinalawan si clottey. maayo gani kay tag 30 ra ang diri duol sa amoa sa gaisano grandmall.

naay carenderia diha sa cogon nga arang lamia ang kilawin. dugokon jud na sa mga driver ug conductor diha. dili jud ko malimot ug hapit diha kada uli nako sa bohol.

iyang name si melody thompson. melody corbeta na sa dalaga pa. 

pads fro, nakahisgot diay to akong auntie one time when she returned home nga naka attend siya sa usa imong mga misa sa new orleans before.

Quote from: chicogon on March 13, 2010, 11:29:17 AM
Sige ko saka ani na bungtod sa gamay pako... sa sige pakog bisita sa Balilihan. Karon kay igo raman ko mamyesta kung makauli man galing sa atoa hehehe. Thank u diay gaw kay imo mi ge update sa improvements didto. Very nice!!!

first time pa sad to nako ug balik after so many years. sa wala pa ni ma develop ug maayo, saka lang ko ngari ug mag date mi sa akong asawa karon. hehehehe

Quote from: Lollapalooza on March 15, 2010, 06:44:45 PM
nyahahaha....mao gani ingon ana kay wa gyud bintana akong kwarto ug ambot nganong wa patubangi sa akong amahan ug bintana

gituyo na sa imong papa kay kahibaw siyang di ka magbra ug panty matulog. basin mabuhotan ka este panuhotan diay.

Quote from: Lollapalooza on March 15, 2010, 06:24:50 PM
bwahahaha.....honestly, sometimes lang oi...loose t-shirt akong ginasuot and no bra and panty...

akong asawa di mokompyansa ug mag ing ani ra. kay siguradong taroyan jud dayon.

madam bambi, as what i had read from history books and other related articles. most of the countries who somewhat imposed martial in their countrie before became progressive countries.

Quote from: simplylee on February 24, 2010, 03:21:46 PM
there is a special bible study about MARRIAGE: The Doctrine of right man, right woman on April 1 & 2 in Grace Christian Church Visayas, Airport Side, Tagbilaran City

april 1 & 2 is holy thursday and good friday. please don't be offended but what religion are you affiliated madam lee?