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#2001
Chapter V
Jurisdiction

Section 21. Jurisdiction. The Regional Trial Court shall have jurisdiction over any violation of the provisions of this Act including any violation committed by a Filipino national regardless of the place of commission. Jurisdiction shall lie if any of the elements was committed within the Philippines or committed with the use of any computer system wholly or partly situation in the country, or when by such commission any damage is caused to a natural or juridical person who, at the time the offense was committed, was in the Philippines.

There shall be designated special cybercrime courts manned by specially trained judges to handle cybercrime cases.
#2002
Section 17. Destruction of Computer Data. Upon expiration of the periods as provided in Sections 13 and 15, service providers and law enforcement authorities, as the case may be, shall immediately and completely destroy the computer data subject of a preservation and examination.

Section 18. Exclusionary Rule. â€" Any evidence procured without a valid warrant or beyond the authority of the same shall be inadmissible for any proceeding before any court or tribunal.

Section 19. Restricting or Blocking Access to Computer Data. â€" When a computer data is prima facie found to be in violation of the provisions of this Act, the DOJ shall issue an order to restrict or block access to such computer data.

Section 20. Non-compliance. Failure to comply with the provisions of Chapter IV hereof specifically the orders from law enforcement authorities shall be punished as a violation of Presidential Decree No. 1829 with imprisonment of prison correctional in its maximum period or a fine of One hundred thousand pesos (P100,000) or both for each and every non-compliance with an order issued by law enforcement authorities.
#2003
Within the time period specified in the warrant, to conduct interception, as defined in this Act, and:

(a) To secure a computer system or a computer data storage medium.

(b) To make and retain a copy of those computer data secured.

(c) To maintain the integrity of the relevant stored computer data.

(d) To conduct forensic analysis or examinations of the computer data storage medium; and

(e) To render inaccessible or remove those computer data in the accessed computer or computer and communications network.

Pursuant thereof, the law enforcement authorities may order any person who has knowledge about the functioning of the computer system and the measures to protect and preserve the computer data therein to provide, as is reasonable, the necessary information to enable the undertaking of the search, seizure and examination.

Law enforcement authorities may request for an extension of time to complete the examination of the computer data storage medium and to make a return thereon but in no case for a period longer than thirty (30) days from date of approval by the court.

Section 16. Custody of Computer Data. All computer data, including content and traffic data, examined under a proper warrant shall, within forty-eight (48) hours after the expiration of the period fixed therein, be deposited with the court in a sealed package, and shall be accompanies by an affidavit of the law enforcement authority executing it stating the dates and times covered by the examination, and the law enforcement authority who access the deposit, among other relevant data. The law enforcement authority shall also certify that no duplicates or copies of the whole or any part thereof have been made, or if made, that all such duplicates or copies are included in the package deposited with the court. The package so deposited shall not be opened or the recordings replayed, or used in evidence, or their contents revealed, except upon order of the court, which shall not be granted except upon motion, with due notice and opportunity to be heard to the person or persons whose conversation or communications have been recorded.
#2004
The court warrant under this section shall only be issued or granted upon written application and the examination under oath or affirmation of the applicant and the witnesses he may produce and the showing: (1) that there are reasonable grounds to believe that any of the crimes enumerated herein above has been committed, or is being committed, is about to be committed; (2) that there are reasonable grounds to believe that evidence that will be obtained is essential to the conviction of any person for, or to the solution or, or to the prevention of any such crimes, and (3) that there are no other means readily available for obtaining such evidence.

Section 13. Preservation of Computer Data. The integrity of traffic data and subscriber information relating to communication services provided by a service provider shall be preserved for a minimum of six (6) months period from the date of the transaction. Content data shall be similarly preserved for six (6) months from the date of receipt of the order from law enforcement authorities requiring its preservation.

Law enforcement authorities may order a one-time extension of another six (6) months. Provided, That once computer preserved, transmitted or stored by service provided is used as evidence in a case, the mere furnishing to such service provider of the transmittal document to the Office of the Prosecutor shall be deemed a notification to preserve the computer until the termination of the case.

The service provider ordered to preserve computer data shall keep confidential the order and its compliance.

Section 14. Disclosure of Computer Data. â€" Law enforcement authorities, upon securing a court warrant, shall issue an order requiring any person or service provider to disclose or submit subscriber’s information, traffic data or relevant data in his / its possession or control within seventy-two (72) hours from receipt of the order in relation to a valid complaint officially docketed and assigned for investigation and the disclosure is necessary and relevant for the purpose of investigation.

Section 15. Search, Seizure, Examination of Computer Data. â€" Where a search and seizure warrant is properly issue, the law enforcement authorities shall likewise have the following powers and duties.
#2005
Chapter IV
Enforcement and Implementation

Section 10. Law Enforcement Authorities. The National Bureau of Investigation and the Philippine National Police shall be responsible for the efficient and effective law enforcement of the provisions of this Act. The NBI and the PNP shall organize a cybercrime unit or center manned by special investigators to exclusively handle cases involving violations of this Act.

Section 11. Duties of Law Enforcement Authorities. To ensure that the technical nature of cybercrime and its prevention is given focus and considering the procedures involved for international cooperation, law enforcement authorities specifically the computer or technology crime divisions or units responsible for the investigation of cybercrimes are required to submit timely and regular reports including pre-operation, post operation, and investigation results and such other documents as may be required to the Department of Justice for review and monitoring.

Section 12. Real-time Collection of Traffic Data. â€" Law enforcement authorities, with due cause, shall be authorized to collect or record by technical or electronic means traffic data in real time associated with specified communications transmitted by means of a computer system.

Traffic data refer only to the communication’s origin, destination, route, time, date, size, duration, or type of underlying service, but not content, nor identities..

All other data to be collected, seized, or disclosed will require a court warrant.

Service providers are required to cooperate and assist law enforcement authorities in the collection or recording of the above-stated information.
#2006
Any person found guilty of any of the punishable acts enumerated in Sections 4(c)(3) shall be punished with imprisonment of arresto mayor or a fine of at least Fifty thousand pesos (P50,000) but not exceeding Two hundred fifty thousand pesos (P250,000) or both.

Any person found guilty of any of the punishable acts enumerated in Sections 5 of this Act shall be punished with imprisonment of one (1) degree lower than that of the prescribed penalty for the offense or a fine of at least One hundred thousand pesos (P100,000) but not exceeding Five hundred thousand pesos (P500,000) or both.

Section 9. Corporate Liability. â€" When any of the punishable acts herein defined are knowingly committed on behalf of or for the benefit of a juridical person, by a natural person acting either individually or as part of an organ of the juridical person, who has a leading position within, based on: (a) a power of representation of the juridical person provided the act committed falls within the scope of such authority; (b) an authority to take decisions on behalf of the juridical person. Provided, That the act committed falls within the scope of such authority; or (c) an authority to exercise control within the juridical person, the juridical person shall be held liable for a fine equivalent to at least double the fines imposable in Section 7 up to a maximum of Ten million pesos (P10,000,000).

If the commission of any of the punishable acts herein defined was made possible due to the lack of supervision or control by a natural person referred to and described in the preceding paragraph, for the benefit of that juridical person by a natural person acting under its authority, the juridical person shall be held liable for a fine equivalent to at least double the finds imposable in Section 7 up to a maximum of Five million pesos (P5,000,000).


The liability imposed on the juridical person shall be without prejudice to the criminal liability of the natural person who has committed the offense.

#2007
Chapter III
PENALTIES

Section 8. Penalties. â€" Any person found guilty of any of the punishable acts enumerated in Sections 4(a) and 4(b) of this Act shall be punished with imprisonment of prison mayor or a fine of at least Two hundred thousand pesos (P200,000) up to a maximum amount commensurate to the damage incurred or both.

Any person found guilty of any of the punishable acts under Sections 4(a)(5) shall be punished with imprisonment of prison mayor or a fine of not more than Five hundred thousand pesos (P500,000) or both.

If punishable acts in Section 4(a) are committed against critical infrastructure, the penalty of reclusion temporal or a fine of at least Five hundred thousand pesos (P500,000) up to a maximum amount commensurate to the damage incurred or both, shall be imposed.

Any person found guilty of any of the punishable acts enumerated in Sections 4(c)(1) of this Act shall be punished with imprisonment of prison mayor or a fine of at least Two hundred thousand pesos (P200,000) but not exceeding One million pesos (P1,000,000) or both.

Any person found guilty of any of the punishable acts enumerated in Sections 4(c)(2) of this Act shall be punished with the penalties as enumerated in Republic Act 9775 or the “Anti-Child Pornography Act of 2009?; Provided, That the penalty to be imposed shall be one (1) degree higher than that provided for in Republic Act 9775, if committed through a computer system.
#2008
(4) Libel. â€" The unlawful or prohibited acts of libel as defined in Article 355 of the Revised Penal Code, as amended committed through a computer system or any other similar means which may be devised in the future.

Section 5. Other Offenses â€" The following acts shall also constitute an offense:

(a) Aiding or Abetting in the Commission of Cybercrime â€" Any person who willfully abets or aids in the commission of any of the offenses enumerated in this Act shall be held liable.

(b) Attempt in the Commission of Cybercrime â€" Any person who willfully attempts to commit any of the offenses enumerated in this Act shall be held liable.

Section 6. All crimes defined and penalized by the Revised Penal Code, as amended, and special laws, if committed by, through, and with the use of information and communications technologies shall be covered by the relevant provisions of this Act. Provided, That the penalty to be imposed shall be one (1) degree higher than that provided for by the Revised Penal Code, as amended, and special laws, as the case may be.

Section 7. Liability under Other Laws. â€" A prosecution under this Act shall be without prejudice to any liability for violation of any provision of the Revised Penal Code, as amended, or special laws.
#2009
(c) Content-related Offenses:

(1) Cybersex â€" The willful engagement, maintenance, control, or operation, directly or indirectly, of any lascivious exhibition of sexual organs or sexual activity, with the aid of a computer system, for favor or consideration.

(2) Child Pornography â€" The unlawful or prohibited acts defined and punishable by Republic Act No. 9775 or the Anti-Child Pornography Act of 2009, committed through a computer system. Provided, That the penalty to be imposed shall be one (1) degree higher than that provided for in Republic Act No. 9775.

(3) Unsolicited Commercial Communications â€" The transmission of commercial communication with the use of computer system which seek to advertise sell, or offer for sale products and services are prohibited unless:

(1) There is prior affirmative consent from the recipient;

or

(ii) The primary intent of the communication is for service and / or administrative announcements from the sender to its existing users, subscribers or customers; or

(iii) The following conditions are present:

(aa) The commercial electronic communication contains a simple, valid, and reliable way for the recipient to reject receipt of further commercial electronic messages (opt-out) from the same source;

(bb) The commercial electronic communication does not purposely disguise the source of the electronic message; and

(cc) The commercial electronic communication does not purposely include misleading information in any part of the message in order to induce the recipients to read the message.
#2010
(i) The input, alteration, or deletion of computer data without right resulting in inauthentic data with the intent that it be considered or acted upon for legal purposes as if it were authentic, regardless whether or not the data is directly readable and intelligible; or

(ii) The act of knowingly using computer data, which is the product of computer-related forgery as, defined here, for the purpose of perpetuating a fraudulent or dishonest design.

(2) Computer-related Fraud. The unauthorized input, alteration, or deletion of computer data or program or interference in the functioning of a computer system, causing damage thereby with fraudulent intent; Provided, That if no damage has yet been caused, the penalty imposed shall be one (1) degree lower.

(3) Computer-related Identity Theft. The intentional acquisition, use, misuse, transfer, possession, alteration or deletion of identifying information belonging to another, whether natural or juridical, without right. Provided, That if no damage has yet been caused, the penalty imposed shall be one (1) degree lower.
#2011
(5) Misuse of devices

(i) The use, production, sale, procurement, importation, distribution, or otherwise making available, without right, of:

(aa) a device, including a computer program, designed or adapted primarily for the purpose of committing any of the offenses under this Act; or

(bb) A computer password, access code, or similar data by which the whole or any part of a computer system is capable of being accessed with intent that it be used for the purpose of committing any of the offenses under this Act.

(ii) The possession of an item referred to in paragraphs 5(i)(aa) or (bb) above with the intent to use said devices for the purpose of committing any of the offenses under this section.

(6) Cyber-squatting. The acquisition of domain name over the Internet in bad faith to profit, mislead, destroy reputation, and deprive others from the registering the same, if such a domain name is:

(i) Similar, identical, or confusingly similar to an existing trademark registered with the appropriate government agency at the time of the domain name registration;

(ii) Identical or in any way similar with the name of a person other than the registrant, in case of a personal name, and

(iii) Acquired without right or with intellectual property interests in it.

(b) Computer-related Offenses:

(1) Computer-related Forgery:
#2012
CHAPTER II
PUNISHABLE ACTS

Section 4 Cybercrime Offenses. â€" The following acts constitute the offense of cybercrime punishable under this Act:

(a) Offenses against the confidentiality, integrity, and availability of computer data and systems.

(1) Illegal access â€" The access to the whole or any part of a computer system without right.

(2) Illegal interception â€" The interception made by technical means without right of any non-public transmission of computer data to, from, or within a computer system including electromagnetic emissions from a computer system carrying such computer data.

(3) Data Interference â€" The intentional or reckless alteration, damaging, deletion, or deterioration of computer data, electronic document, or electronic data message, without right, including the introduction or transmission of viruses.

(4) System Interference â€" The intentional alteration or reckless hindering or interference with the functioning of a computer or computer network by inputting, transmitting, damaging, deleting, deteriorating, altering or suppressing computer data or program, electronic document, or electronic data messages, without right or authority, including the introduction or transmission of viruses.
#2013
(1) The type of communication service used, the technical provisions taken thereto and the period of service;

(2) The subscriber’s identity, postal or geographic address, telephone and other access numbers, any assigned network address, billing, and payment information, available on the basis of the service agreement or arrangement, and

(3) Any other available information on the site of the installation of communication equipment, available on the basis of the service agreement or arrangement.

(p) Traffic data or non-content data refers to any computer data other than the content of the communication including, but not limited to, the communication’s origin, destination, route, time, data, size, duration, or type of underlying service.
#2014
(l) Database refers to a representation of information, knowledge, facts, concepts or instructions which are being prepared, processed, or stored or have been prepared, processed or stored in a formalized manner and which are intended for use in a computer system.

(m) Interception refers to listening to, recording, monitoring or surveillance of the content of communications, including procuring of the content of data, either directly, through access and use of a computer system or indirectly, through the use of electronic eavesdropping or tapping devices, at the same time that the communication is occurring.

(n) Service provider refers to:

(1) Any public or private entity that provides to users of its service the ability to communication by means of a computer system, and

(2) Any other entity that processes or stores computer data on behalf of such communication service or users of such service.

(o) Subscriber’s information refers to any information contained in the form of computer data or any other form that is held by a service provider, relating to subscribers of its services other than traffic or content data and by which identity can be established:
#2015
(g) Computer system refers to any device or group of interconnected or related devices, one or more of which pursuant to a program, performs automated processing of data. It covers any type of device with data processing capabilities including, but not limited to, computers and mobile phones. The device consisting of hardware and software may include input, output, and storage components, which may stand-alone or be connected in a network or other similar devices. It also includes computer data storage devices or media.

(h) Without right refers to either: (i) conduct undertake without or in excess of authority; or (ii) conduct not covered by established legal defenses, excuses, court orders, justifications, or relevant principles under the law.

(i) Cyber refers to a computer or a computer network, the electronic medium in which online communication takes place.

(j) Critical infrastructure refers to the computer systems, and / or networks, whether physical or virtual, an / or the computers, computer data and / or traffic data so vital to this country that the incapacity or destruction of or interference with such system and assets would have debilitating impact on security, national or economic security, national public health and safety, or any combination of those matters.

(k) Cybersecurity refers to the collection of tools, policies, risk management approaches, actions, training, best practices, assurance and technologies that can be used to protect the cyber environment and organization and user’s assets.
#2016
Section 3. Definition of Terms. â€" For purposes of this Act, the following terms are hereby defined as follows:

(a) Access refers to the instruction, communication with, storing data in, retrieving data from, or otherwise making use of any resources of a computer system of communication network.

(b) Alteration refers to the modification or change, in form or substance, of an existing computer data or program.

(c) Communication refers to the transmission of information through ICT media, including voice, video, and other forms of data.

(d) Computer refers to an electronic, magnetic, optical, electromechanical, or other data processing or communications device, or grouping of such devices, capable of performing logical, arithmetic, routing, or storage functions and which includes any storage facility, or equipment or communications facility or equipment directly related to or operating in conjunction with such device. It covers any type of computer device including devices with data processing capabilities like mobile phones, smart phones, computer networks, and other devices connected to the Internet.

(e) Computer data refers to any representation of facts, information, or concepts in a form suitable for processing in a computer system including a program suitable for processing in a computer system including a program suitable to cause a computer system to perform a function and includes electronic documents and / or electronic data messages whether stored in local computer systems or online.

(f) Computer program refers to a set of instructions executed by the computer to achieve intended results.
#2017
CHAPTER I
GENERAL PROVISIONS

Section 1. Short Title. â€" This Act shall be known as the “Cybercrime Prevention Act of 2012".

Section 2. Declaration of Policy. â€" The State recognizes the vital role of information and communication industries such as content production, telecommunications, broadcasting, electronic commerce, and data processing, in the nation’s overall social and economic development. The State also recognizes the importance of providing an environment conducive to the development, acceleration, and rational application and exploitation of information and communications technology (ICT) to attain free, easy, and intelligible access to exchange and / or delivery of information, and the need to protect and safeguard the integrity of computer, computer and communications systems, networks, and databases, and the confidentiality, integrity, and availability of information, and data stored therein, from all forms of misuse, abuse, and illegal access by making punishable under the law such conduct or conducts. In this light, the State shall adopt sufficient powers to effectively prevent and combat such offenses by facilitating their detection, investigation, and prosecution at both the domestic and international levels, and by providing arrangements for fast and reliable international cooperation.
#2018
Republic of the Philippines

Congress of the Philippines
Metro Manila
Fifteenth Congress
Second Regular Session

Begun and held in Metro Manila, on Monday the Twenty-fifth day of July two thousand eleven.

[ Republic Act No. 10175 ]

AN ACT DEFINING CYBERCRIME, PROVIDING FOR THE PREVENTION, INVESTIGATION, SUPPRESSION, AND THE IMPOSITION OF PENALTIES THEREFOR AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES

Be it enacted, by the Senate and House of Representatives of the Philippines in Congress assembled:
#2019
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 03, 2012, 07:50:44 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 03, 2012, 07:48:01 PM
Cute sama sa tuko!  :-X

ay kagilok........ ;D ;D
#2020
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 03, 2012, 07:49:26 PM
Bagyo ka ba???



Kasi the moment you left my area of responsibility



You leave my heart in the state of calamity…


weeeeeeee...tsurba..... :D
#2021
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 03, 2012, 07:46:34 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 03, 2012, 07:28:44 PM

aw cute diay ug PIKOY ahahahahahahahahah....

mo yangggggggg...:D :D
#2022
LGU Philippines / Re: Plagiarist Sotto and Internet Law
October 03, 2012, 07:30:42 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 03, 2012, 06:29:25 PM
Madayaw Engr. Pikoy ^__^ actually, i won't vote for any senator positions next 2013 election.. boycott ko..

mau nay akon gina ingun b4 nga maypay i butang nako sa balota ang mga tambay sa amoa kay nakatabang pa nako.. :D
#2023
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 03, 2012, 07:25:53 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 03, 2012, 07:23:38 PM
Patingin nga ng kamay mo, ang liit ah!

Paano mo nahawakan ang mundo ko?”


charmos ginamosh proctosss.........saba beehhhh....

basin mau ni ang sumpay aii unya gi elisan lang..

kini:

Patingin nga ng kamay mo, ang liit ah!

kasing liit siguro nang sayo...

wahahahaha...weee..wooo..woo




#2024
mamaya e post ko gid hang MMK na pinadala ni to bol..
#2025
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 03, 2012, 07:20:47 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 03, 2012, 07:17:20 PM
Pikoy:  kAmote Kaba??/
Pikay:   ngano gid ???
Pikoy:  daw mora kag unod sang yota..

to...vice versa kaba??

why mn gid?

waaaaaaaaaa...sig balik............hahaha.....
#2026
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 03, 2012, 07:17:04 PM
Si Pikoy magdala pud sa iyang binuhi--nga parehas niyag ngalan... ;D

waaa..pero sabi ni to gamay mn gid sang iyan panan aw..,pero 3 man gid sang sima2x ani haw.. :D :D
#2027
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 03, 2012, 07:13:11 PM
Kanang kinilaw nga swaki ug tihi-tihi, sus, pwede buntagay jud!  ;D

swaki katoy man gid kana ondoy, tahong namit pero makatagbaw man gid sya kung segihon ya.. :D :D
#2028
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 03, 2012, 07:13:39 PM
Turnilyo ka ba?



Bakit?




Kasi umiikot ka na sa isip ko, bumabaon ka pa sa puso ko..



wee roomeowwwww...barabar.........
#2029
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 03, 2012, 07:11:24 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 03, 2012, 07:08:22 PM
PIKOY gid ka ba?



daw gamay gid ka sang ako na panang aw....

gamay gid sang panang aw mo?  "diii..ha".. gamay lang sing gurong mata moh.. :D :D
#2030
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 03, 2012, 06:55:36 PM
hang tolingan
toli tohog san torongang = tolingan

anu gid? way toli to to to gid haw..? :D ;D
#2031
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 03, 2012, 07:06:25 PM
Pagmamahal ko sa yo parang LBM,


bakit??...


Di ko mapigilang lumabas......


galabbbbbb....ester........
#2032
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 03, 2012, 07:03:50 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 03, 2012, 07:01:56 PM
HUBAG ka ba?


daw LAMOROK hang imon nga bunabuna...

hahah..lamorok gid hang bunabuna sang imon nga nene to..namit gid kumot kumoton ya..:D :D
#2033
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 03, 2012, 07:00:28 PM
Panganib Ka ba?


Bakit??


Kasi bumilis ang


tibok ng Puso ko pag


nandyan ka..


weeerka eclavos brip ni pilos nanimahong pan os.. :D
#2034
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 03, 2012, 06:53:56 PM
Quote from: islander on October 03, 2012, 02:59:42 PM
whew!  it looks like nakabantay dayon si tubagbohol.com kay napapas na man ang tanang posts ni gagu uggugg.

nasaag intawon ang ijang dan..asa na kaha to karon nag laroy2x c ugagg..? :D :D
#2035
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 03, 2012, 06:50:07 PM

kana di gyud ko katulog ana.. saon man.. sige lang panguhit ng buhi... syalan ba... hahahahah

weeeee,..magsigeg pamukaw nuh..?
#2036
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 03, 2012, 06:46:04 PM

naa man intawn iring magdulog nako... anyway, dili kaayo ko mahadlok kung ingon ani... lahi akong kahadlukan... Si Sir Hubs kahibaw unsa akong kahadlokan... hehehe

ah bitaw nuh patay naman pod na dle ka angayng mahadlok la pero kung tawong buhi modulog nmu?
#2037
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
October 03, 2012, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 03, 2012, 06:33:06 PM
adto ko sang akon na banko para mag koha sang akon na sweldo... naa pinsar gid ako kong ongsaong pag gasto sang kwarta ko.

palahun mo to pagkatapos isakay mo sang bulsoser, para makapamili ka nang borit sa isla pulang bato.. :D
#2038
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 03, 2012, 06:36:41 PM
indi hang tawag sang pirit diha sang bohol tolingan.

sang amon tambakol man gi kana iho.. ;D

haha pirit kalajo tulingan man diay..sang cebu kay tinapang bansikol mn gid na to.. ;D
#2039
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 03, 2012, 06:34:12 PM

Glad rags: Locals believe dead family members are still with them, even if they died hundreds of years ago

hala makatulog ba kaha ani si Lolla, nga siya ra raba isa sa iyang kwatro..:D ;D
#2040
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 03, 2012, 06:26:35 PM
linagpang toragsoy, saktang sang ginamos kag pus-ang sang sili, pag dala pod bahaw o kang-ong mais, kamote, saging linong-ag, kinilaw bolinao kag sinogbang pirit din inom dajong sang pipsi, tug-ab dajon hambal kag "bahal".  tams ap ko ini gid.

hahah..ano gid ya to? sinugbang Gilit?
#2041
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 03, 2012, 06:19:16 PM
kinilaw paresan ug bahal...

pariha gyud tag huna2x Lolla naay bahal..hehe ;D :D syamay maayog ad2 ta sa atong pick up..;D :D hahah
#2042
LGU Philippines / Re: Plagiarist Sotto and Internet Law
October 03, 2012, 06:24:32 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 03, 2012, 06:22:47 PM
mga pinoy FB users halos ang mga posts against sa cyber crime law... name ni Sotto bugbog sarado na...

oi Lolla morning good..! :D :D maujod tagam..maypay mag hik nalang sya..
#2043
LGU Philippines / Re: Plagiarist Sotto and Internet Law
October 03, 2012, 06:17:55 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 03, 2012, 06:14:23 PM
hala ka gid  :-X

makagiron jud..: :D pero kung sabihon kung Otos bayoka gid... :D
#2044
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 03, 2012, 05:02:30 PM
Unsay pina ubo nga kanding, Bay Piks?

hahaha.. kana gung pinaaubo sa baga, bitaw kalderitas gyuy lami bai hubag,. dayon parisan pod ug 5 years de caff... ;D ;D
#2045
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 03, 2012, 05:05:46 PM
Hmm, nakaibot na ko. Hang dalagan sang estorya, patubang sang pornograpi? ;D

hehe..sumpayi bai hubag maajo man jud ka ani b,.nya ikaw mn ang bida pud.. :D
#2046
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 03, 2012, 05:16:09 PM
daw bat hanginang....

namit mn gid diay sang kilawing sang nene.. :D ;D
#2047
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Never give up
October 03, 2012, 05:16:21 PM
ug makit an ni ni to ug sayo2x lang grasya gyud..;D :D
#2048
saging linung ag ug ginamos dayon parisan ug bahal fayts na pang kinawboy lang gud..,pero kung gusto  kag sosyal d sinugbang mamsa nga sotpi ug pina ubo nga kanding.. :D :D
#2049
Health and Food / Re: Una sang boti
October 03, 2012, 04:49:28 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 03, 2012, 04:46:42 PM
Hang dayok kay tai, este, tinai gid man sang danggit, namit pero baho pa kaysa latbi haw.

kung baho sang latbi haw y mn gid dami mn sang nagpatayan mga sotpi ya?> :D :D
#2050
Quote from: islander on October 03, 2012, 04:14:25 PM
puwes, ang nabitin intawon nga mambabasa maoy angay bayran ani.  kun di, aw, madaot ang tigsulat sa cybercrime law.

madaut gid tomas si Pikolitog pag ginapadayon sang gula man, kasi may pang pa init man gid sya basun ma blak gid hing aton nga site man.. ;D
#2051
Health and Food / Re: Una sang boti
October 03, 2012, 04:39:15 PM
manamit gid sang dayok hang daan bantayan ya..ug sang ginagmay sang taboan sang sugbo, puro sang sang gid haw :D ;D
#2052
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 03, 2012, 04:16:13 PM
Sotpi pag indi pa gid mag istrong piro gid kong ma itok na gid si ondoy mo logwa na gid hang sinao na opaw daw hilmit sang jermang kat.

:P

piro pag indi gid mag istrong ano man gid sang porma sang itok to?? :D
#2053
Quote from: islander on October 03, 2012, 03:14:26 PM
ang sumpay sa til-as ug tambis, asa na man? ???

nawa ang gana sa tig sulat.. dle nalang niya padayunon.. kay lugi.. :D :D
#2054
Quote from: islander on October 03, 2012, 03:30:30 PM
sinabing tingni, di tingni.  naunsa ba, wa man diha ang angay tingnan.

tingni lang laba ni borot sang nene... :D :D
#2055
Mr. Nnoy Aquino died to give Filipino a voice & then, like Father like Son ba?

atot..
#2056
aKo lagi anak ingun aniun palayo lang gudbay my titser gudbay gyud....dle sya ma suspenso pero dila ray y labod jud ba more pa bisan kinsa pana sya.. 
#2057
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 03, 2012, 01:32:59 PM
sa BEER ako naging gago,

sa GSM ako naging tarantado,

sa REDHORSE ako naging barumbado,

pero SAYO ako NAGBAGO!

kc


mas matindi TAMA ko sau!

Yaaaay.. BOOOM! :D

#2058
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 03, 2012, 01:30:44 PM
Kung kahoy tang duha, gusto ko ikaw MAHOGANY dayun ako ang NARRA..
/
/
/
kay nganu man?
/
/
/
/
/

Kay kung MAHOG GANY ka, don’t worry kay NARRA ko diri para saw-on ka. Ayeeh! :)

ahehehe los los......palos.....
#2059
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 03, 2012, 01:26:46 PM
Quote from: islander on October 02, 2012, 04:19:48 PM
baliha si toto.  labaw gyod nga ambongan.  may pakapin pang hangin. ;D

wahaha..sampak gid ang timplada mo ms isla.. :D :D
#2060
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 01, 2012, 10:36:13 AM



Calling Bugsay, Tigbao, Pikoy, BolBuhol, pili lang mo...

...unsang brand sa beer ang imnon... ;D


kalami.........


































sa beer..............
#2061
sabi gid sang nene ayaw ko sa imo sotpi ka,... pero nadali gid ni toto sang nene at sinabihan sotpi bitaw tingni lang.. hehe :D :D
#2062
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 03, 2012, 12:43:25 PM
Magpatuli Na!

Dodong T: Nay, bakasyon naman. Magpatuli ko Nay kay free man sa aton nga barangay health center.

Nanay I: Hulaton mo si Tatay dong aron mag-uban mo.

Dodong T: Kita lang Nay......

Nanay I: Dili....,kamo sang mag-uban aron magdungan mo ug patuli sa imon nga Tatay.

Wahah..Piskot....! :D :D
#2063
Jokes and Humor / Re: Dakponon kay wa mag-helmet
October 03, 2012, 12:34:39 PM
Quote from: islander on October 03, 2012, 11:53:36 AM
kana nga hilmit ang angay ni pikoy.  bisag way tuli-tuli, hahaha!  pahuwamon tingali ka ana ni bolbuhol, piks. ;D

bwaahaha..!! sang aton pa ms isle ang akon sang gihuwaman ani wala sang tuli2x gid haw..? :D :D
#2064
Kadtong akong damgo

SUGILANON Ni Javier Yntig Tapulado - Banawa, Cebu City

Nagdamgo ko. Ubos sa dakong punoan sa bituon nga namungingi sa daghang bulak ug bunga, may matahom kaayong payag nga hinimo sa kawayan ang salog ug nipa ang atop. Bugnaw ang hangin sa dagat nga mihapuhap sa aping ni Tatay kinsa nagkagis og mga guod ug linipak nga mga kawayan.

Malipayon ang iyang dagway sama sa nagkatawang balod nga napusgay pag-abot sa lapyahan, daw nahimuot nga nagsud-ong sa iyang gibuhat. Nagpanday og nindot nga katre si Tatay. Nagtutaghoy samtang nagdukdok sa iyang gipormang higdaanan. Apan naglibog ko. Wa nako mabati ang mga nota   nga giawit sa gikiyuom niyang mga ngabil. Ngano kaha?

Giduol ko siya ug gipangutana: “Tay, para kang kinsa man nang katre nga imong gihimo?” Igo lang siyang mipahiyom. Walay bisan usa ka pulong nga minggawas sa iyang baba. Gisukna ko siya pag-usab. Wa gihapon mitubag. Sa kahiubos ko, ako siyang gikablit aron pugson sa pagpatug-an. Apan wala nako siya mahikap. Daw milapos lang sa naglutaw’ng aso ang akong palad. Unya, inanay siyang nagpalayo nako. Gigukod ug giapas ko siya.

“Dong, Donggggg!!!! Dong ... Dongggg!!!!” May miyugyog sa akong abaga. Ug nakamata ko. Nakita ko si misis nga naglingkod ngilit sa akong higdaanan. “Naunsa ka nga nagsige ka ma’g sangpit sa ngalan ni anhing Tatay?” Pakisusi niya.

“Buanga, Day. Nagdamgo man ko nga naghimo’g bag-ong nindot nga katre si Tatay.” Pinahimutang kong tug-an. “Unsa kahay ipasabot adto, no?”

“Ay, da! Nagparamdam si anhing Tatay nimo kay wa na baya kay duawduaw sa iyang lubong didto sa Balamban Private Cemetery. Pun-an pa nga taudtaod na sab nga wala ka na magpamisa alang sa iyang kalag, monay rason nga gipadamgo ka!” Pamahayag dalang maymay sa misis ko.

“Basta, nabalaka gyod ko, Day. Ingon sa aduna gyo’y dautang ipasabot ang maong damgo.”

“Ay, kanimo, Dodong. Damgo lang na, uy! Bunga sa hunahuna.” Gikab-ot niya ang baso nga puno sa tubig gikan sa lamesa nga diha ra sa among duol ug iyang gitunol nako. “Imna ri, oh, aron mahanaw nang imong kabalisa.”

Tulo ka adlaw human sa maong damgo, naigking ko samtang nagsulat og sugilanon., Ug kinsay dili? Isog kaayo ang bagting sa selpon diha sa akong tupad. Gipunit ko. Gitan-aw ang screen. May message gikan sa akong manghod nga atua puyo sa Balamban. Giablihan ko.Ug nabasa ko ang makapaigking sa dughan nga balita: “Manoy Dodong, si Nanay giataki sa hayblad ug wala na matabang. Nakabsan gyod siya sa kinabuhi. Diha pa ra gyod siya mamatay ibabaw sa bag-ong katre nga iyang pinalit! Malasang katreha, Noy, uy!”

Ingon sa naglumba pagpanglugwa akong mga mata pagkabasa sa kataposang linya sa mensahe. Nahinumdom dayon ko sa bag-ong katre nga gihimong Tatay didto sa akong damgo. Giandam diay tong Tatay para ni Nanay? Sakitang damgoha, sa? Unya kalit lang miinit akong mga mata. Ug bisa’g giunsa nako’g pugong, naglumba gayod pagpangahulog ang mga luha sa tumang kawili.. (katapusan)
#2065
Ni Sheila C. Gravinez


NA-TRAUMA ang usa ka 6-anyos nga batang la­laki nga tinun-an sa Grade I human giingon nga gipapitlan og masking tape ang iyang baba sa iyang magtutudlo sa usa ka pribadong tunghaan sa dakbayan sa Sugbo.

Kahadlok na ang gibati sa bata human sa maong kasinatian sa mismong kamot sa iyang adviser.


Ang bata nga itago lang sa pangan nga Do­dong nitug-an sa GMA 7 Balitang Bisdak nga wa siya kaginhawa human maapil ang iyang ilong dihang gipapitlan og masking tape ang iyang baba sa iyang magtutudlo.

Tungod sa nahitabo, si Dodong wa na mo-eskwela ug na-trauma na.

Ang iyang inahan niasoy sa samang report nga wa na makapugong ang mag­tutudlo tungod kay di­li na mopatuo ang iyang anak hinungdan nga nabuhat niini ang pagpapilit og masking tape sa baba sa bata.

“Ingon si Mam kay dili na mopatuo, dili na mosuwat, badlungon mao kunong nabuhat niya,” saysay pa sa inahan sa maong interview.

Ang inahan nidugang nga nasayod na ang teacher sa kahimtang sa iyang anak nga naghambin og sakit sa kasingkasing tungod kay gihatagan ni niya og medical certificate sa iyang anak.

Iyang gitug-an nga gipapahawa na sa tunghaan ang maong magtutudlo gumikan sa nahitabo apan gusto nila nga mabalik kanila ang ilang gibayad nga tuition fee ug mahatagan og certificate of good moral character nga magamit nila sa pag-abli sa sunod klase.

Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cebu Oktubre 03, 2012.




#2066
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
October 02, 2012, 10:06:35 PM
Liwat man pod diay sa tag iya ang iring maypagka lamorok.. hehe ;D ;D
#2067
fundings sa partido ray giapas aning mga tawoha, pangsalapi ba, ako botar ko ani nila uy puno2x maayo nalang.. :D :D
#2068
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 02, 2012, 05:43:43 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 02, 2012, 05:39:55 PM
Indeed. Why worry? Be happy!



Happy Pikoy


;D

kanang naay beer gi bit2x bai.. :D :D
#2069
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 02, 2012, 05:27:12 PM
Ang Doktor ug ang Sexy: :D

SEXY:
Doc
init
akong lubot,

DR:
butangan
nato ug thermometer,

SEXY:
maulaw
ko
Doc,

DR:
E-Off
nako ang
suga,

SEXY:
Doc
dili mana
lubot!

DR:
Sige lang,
dili man sad ni thermometer..

unswaaa...
#2070
Gi awardan kay kusog mo tagay.. ;D

Lupon ang dako2x sa mga barangay tagay.. hehe ;D

#2071
wahh.. ahhhh... dna matabas tabas ning ilang gibuhat...
#2072
Love Talk / Re: "bisaya Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 03:58:19 PM
mura man kag abog oi

nganu man?

Im puling for you...

d ngaaa...sabah beh...heheh
#2073
Kujawa nila nuh deli ba kaha mo tikig ang liog ana tawn>?. ;D ;D
#2074
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 03:29:21 PM
Notebook ka vah ..?

bakit ..?

Kci pki TAKE-NOTE naman na mahal Kita ...

weeee..:D ;D
#2075
mura man sya ug maypagka amgid ni palito nuh? :D ;D
#2076
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 03:23:37 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 02, 2012, 03:15:46 PM


weakkk.... lain na manang imo oi... hahahahah below the belt

below the belt? dba mau mana ang mo ihi...? hehe jawk:D ;D
#2077
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 03:14:22 PM
Pader kaba?

bakit?

lami man jud ka ehi.an :)

uyyyyyy!!!!
#2078
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 03:06:44 PM
Papel kaba?

Kalami nimo kumuton oi ?


wehehehe.....testinge dba magkinumotay tang duha..lami........ ;D
#2079
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 03:04:52 PM
Quote from: islander on October 02, 2012, 03:01:51 PM
na hala.  pasagdan na lang ta mong duha.  bantay baya ug di magdayon. ;D

wahahhahaha...bantay jud diay ms isle.. ;D :D
#2080
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 02:53:24 PM
Para kang tae;

bak8 ??

kasi hindi kita kayang paglaruan.”


wenceslawwwwwwww.............heheheh..
#2081
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 02:48:21 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 02, 2012, 01:37:49 PM
"Sana unan na lang ako..........para pwede mong KAYAKAP at KATABI sa pagtulog" ..... :P :P :P


iring....

unan ka ba talaga?

bakit ?

kasi amoy laway ka eh ..

butangii   wa wa whahaha.....;D ;D
#2082
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 02:42:51 PM
 CAMOTE KBA??/
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.
.
.
BAKiiiiiiiiiiiT???
.
.
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.
KC MUKA KANG LAMANG LUPaaaaaaaH.....


winggggigg.......
#2083
Toothbrush: Ako lay pinaka lisod nga trabaho sa kalibutan! pirmi lang masugat nako baho baba!!!

Tissue: Ikaw ra diay?

Underwear: Ahhhh. Palabi man mo sa inyong gibatiii......kamo ra diay?!?!?!?!
#2084
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 02:25:47 PM
SHAMPOO'T SABON KA BA?

BAKIT?

KASI,,,,, GUSTO KO KASAMA KITA SA BATHROOM ALWAYS EH.


waahaha....tikig........
#2085
Technology / Re: Pirate Bay Website Shut Down?
October 02, 2012, 02:22:02 PM
Goodbye Kardong Kidlat.... ;D ;D
#2086
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 02:12:03 PM
Bahal kaba? (bakit) kasi ang lakas ng tama ko sayo!..

namann naman......
#2087
Jokes and Humor / Re: Very Hot Day
October 02, 2012, 02:04:28 PM
way mag gid eliktrikfan, ang gingna pauga ni Inday?? ehh..pwd mn lang patilaan sang iro para dali lang..;D ;D
#2088
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 02:00:32 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 02, 2012, 01:55:12 PM
...Kung magiging subject ako.. sana Filipino ako... para maintindihan mo nang lubos kapag sinabi kong "mahal kita". Wala ng translation...


pusang iring... (mother tongue na ta karon) :P :P :P

putsya mare ikaw na................hahah..

;D ;D

may mmda ba rito?

kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!!

echusira pilo.......brom,,,,,,,mmmmmm,....

:D ;D

#2089
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 02, 2012, 01:17:54 PM
Hmm, contest ni nga gipasiugdahan sa Ginoo? Kadtong $100 dollar contest, kinsa may puy nagpaluyo ato?

;D

haha d lang ko magsaba,..hehe,.. :D
#2090
Love Talk / Re: "PiKoy Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 01:49:44 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 02, 2012, 01:37:49 PM
"Sana unan na lang ako..........para pwede mong KAYAKAP at KATABI sa pagtulog" ..... :P :P :P


iring....


iring gilaygit........!!


May lisensya kaba? (bakit?) kasi ang skwerot of 25 ekwals 5.......


waaaaa...bokya.......





#2091
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 01:35:20 PM
Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles. (Bakit?) Kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na araw ko...

wak wak..........
#2092
Love Talk / Re: "Pinoy Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 01:33:48 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 02, 2012, 01:26:55 PM
"Sabi nila I deserve SOMEONE BETTER. Eh, sino ba Si SOMEONE BETTER na yan. Kamag-anak ba yan ni SOMEONE LIKE YOU?"   :P :P :P :P :P


~~ waleeeyyy~~

weeeeeeeee...tek me haw 2 dogi...boommmmm...

#2093
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 02, 2012, 01:29:56 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 02, 2012, 01:22:40 PM
Bwahaha! Bantay lang kas bawos ni Bugsay, Bay Piks! ;D

hahah.. maulagi baliktad man ang pagka butang si bai bugs manta to ang mangutana..hhehe ;D
#2094
Family & Parenting / Re: "Sakit kun hapit na"
October 02, 2012, 01:27:28 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 02, 2012, 01:13:38 PM
Ashley, day, di maayo nang mabitin ka anang maong sagradong buluhaton. Dali, pakigkita dayon sa imong Tito Hubag aron matambalan ang imong kahigwaos.

P.S. Ayaw adto sa imong Tito Pikoy kay basin iyang ipahamtang kanimo ang mga pamaagi nga iyang nakat-onan sa Saudi...

;D

Ashley, day, ang nakat unan ni Tito nmo Pikoy sa saudi mau ra gyud tawn ang magsige ug patabang,.ug busa likaye gyud siya kay basin magka kanser ka delikado na. :D

Adto nalang sa imong Tito Hubag kay aron mangahubag ang tanan...

:D



#2095
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 02, 2012, 01:21:19 PM
#2096
     
Til-as

Mibathay ang pahiyom sa siaw nga panagway ni Hubag nga nagkalingilingi sa palibot. Ania na siya karon sa ubos sa dakong punoan sa tambis nga namungingi sa hinog nga bunga. Gituyo niya sa pagsayo ning buntaga nga nahinanok pa ang iyang Manoy Bugsay sa salagunting sa ilang balay, aron gyud makahigayon siya sa pagpamupo sa mga hinog nga bunga sa tambis.

Mao pay pagsidlak sa bidlisiw sa Adlaw sa sidlakan, apan ania na si Hubag sa dakong punoan sa tambis nga gigalam sa kugihan niyang magulang lalaki. Nakahunahuna man god siya nga sorpresahon si Ma'm Jenneth Palooza, ang guwapa niyang adviser nga maestra sa Grade Six, nga hatagan niya og mga hinog nga bunga sa tambis ning buntaga.

Kagabii, human sa ilang panihapon, nananghid siya sa iyang Manoy Bugsay sa pagpanguha og hinog nga bunga sa tambis, apan gibalibaran siya sa iyang magulang mag-uuma. Buotan ug kugihan ang iyang Manoy Bugsay nga maoy nagmatuto ug nag-amuma na kaniya, human sila biyae sa ilang ginikanan nga mag uuma.

“Ayaw una’g kuhai ang mga bunga sa tambis, Dong Hubag! Ang-angan pa ang kahinog niini! Tingbon nato ni sa pagpamupo...!”

“Sus, daghan na kaayo’g hinog, Manoy! Nindot na kaayong tilawan! haylabig pangawaton ni sa siaw tang mga silingan labi na gyud na si sotpi To Bol.

Igo lang nga mikatawa ang iyang Manoy Bugsay.

“Way makapangawat sa mga hinog nga bunga sa atong tambis, Dong Hubag! Kun aduna may mangahas, mahibaw-an da gihapon nako! Duna koy mga abyan nga tigbantay.

Miiknat ang kilay ni Hubag sa nadungog gikan sa iyang magulang. Misupak ang iyang kahiladman. Padayonon gyud niya ang iyang plano sa pagpamupo og hinog nga bunga sa tambis aron ihatag sa guwapa niyang adviser nga maestra inigkabuntag. Hay, guwapahan gyud siya ni Mam  Jenneth Palooza!

Abtik nga mikatkat dayon si Hubag sa punoan sa tambis dala ang usa ka plastik bag nga maoy sudlan niya sa mga hinog nga bunga sa tambis. Gisupak gayud niya ang gibaod sa iyang Manoy Bugsay.

Sa dihang molatay na unta si Hubag sa mga sanga sa tambis, aron sugdan na ang pagpamupo sa mga hinog nga bunga niini, kalit siyang napahunong nga hugot mitutok sa mga sanga sa tambis.

Pagkadaghang mga ulod nga mikatap sa mga sanga sa tambis. Balhibuon nga mga ulod! Til-as! Ug hilabihan ra ba nga katola ug halanga kun makasaghid kini sa panit sa tawo.

Nanlimbawot ang mga balhibo ni Hubag nga paspas kaayong mikanaog paingon sa ubos nga punoan sa tambis. Ug nahilaw ang iyang panagway dihang pagtugsad niya sa yuta, didto na ang iyang Manoy Bugsay nga miapas diay kaniya.

“Nasayod ko nga gisupak gyud nimo ang akong gibaod kanimo, Dong Hubag! Giingnan tika nga wa gyuy makapangawat sa mga hinog nga bunga sa atong tambis! Bisan ikaw, di gyud mahimo nga makapamupo ini kun way pagtugot nako! Ako lamang gayud ang makapamupo sa mga hinog nga bunga sa tambis, Dong hubs....!” ug kusog kaayo nga mikatawa ang iyang Manoy bugsay nga mikatkat dayon sa punoan sa tambis nga milingi ug mikihat kang Hubag

“Sakto na gyud diay pupuon ang mga hinog nga bunga sa tambis, Dong ! Tayming sab sa among sabot ni Mam Jenneht sa pagpamisita ko kaniya kagabii nga padalhan nako siya og mga hinog sa tambis...!”

Nakapanglingo si Hubag sa iyang nadungog sa iyang magulang lalaki. Nagkasabot na sab diay ang iyang Manoy ug ang iyang guwapang adviser nga maestra. Ahaka!

“Manoy, adunay daghang til-as sa ibabaw sa mga sanga sa tambis!” nakasinggit si hubag sa iyang magulang nga paspas na kaayong naglataylatay sa mga sanga sa tambis sa ibabaw nga nagsugod na sa pagpamupo.

“Dong,  sila ang akong mga abyan! Mangahanaw ang mga til-as kun ako na mismo ang manguha og mga hinog nga bunga sa tambis...!”

Nahibulong si  hubag. Wa nay mga til-as nga mikatap sa mga sanga sa tambis sa kinaibabwan ug nakita niya nga linga kaayo sa pagpamupo og hinog nga bunga sa tambis ang iyang magulang lalaki. 

abangan ang susunod na kabanata....
#2097
Love Talk / Re: "PiKoy Pick UP Lines"
October 02, 2012, 12:51:58 PM
:D :D
#2098
Jokes and Humor / GITIK-GITIK
October 02, 2012, 12:48:11 PM
To bhol ... gin unsa man gid na nimo pag pangsugot sang imon nga asawa ... gwapa man gid na kaayo bai Bugs?

Bugsay: Ginationan lang nakon sang kutsilyo To Bhol, ug akon gina ingnan. Pagpili, kining kutsilyo nga maoy motapos sang imon nga kinabuhi o, kining ako ... sang maoy mosap-ong sang imong ihi..haw ya....tsing..

Hubag: Butangiiiiiiiiiiii........!!!!!!!!

wahahahahah...:D ;D
#2099
 Ni Kavier Yntigos Tampulatoy Pikolitog 

Tungod sa sala nilang Eba ug Adan, gihinginlan sila sa Ginoo. Dili na sila papuy-on sa Paraiso. Busa, naghimo ang Magbubuhat og kalibotan nga mao nay ilang puy-an. Kun wala lang sila magpatental sa bitin, kun wala lang sila mokaon sa gidiling prutas sa Paraiso, tingali wala untay kalibotan karon. Atua ra unta sila sa langit. Apan kay misupak man sila sa gibaod sa Ginoo, mao kadtong gipalayas sila ug giingnan: “Come to the world and multiply!”

Tuod man, nanaghan ta. Apan unsa ba gyu’y tumong sa Ginoo nga nagbuhat man siya’g kalibotan? Ug nganong ania man ta dinhi niining kalibotana? Unsa bay atong misyon? Anaa ba, o wala?

Usa ray tubag niini. Tungod sa dakong gugma, gihimoan ta’g kalibotan sa Ginoo. Gihatagan ta Niya’g chance sa pagpili: “Mokuyog ba ta sa y*&^%, o mobalik sa paraiso?

Magpatental ba ta sa malinglahong bitin sama sa gidangatan sa una tang ginikanan, o hugot tang sundon ang mga sugo sa Ginoo? Sa laktod, hain ato: Magpabilin ba tang makasasala, o biyaan nato ang sala? Moadto ba ta sa impiyerno, o mobalik ta’g sulod sa langit? Ania sa madanglog nga kalibotan ang maong dalan nga pilian ta sa pagsubay -- ang dalan paingon sa kasakit nga wala’y kataposan ug ang dalan padulong sa kalipay’ng dayon.

Magpasalamat ta nga gihatagan pa ta’g kahigayonan sa Kahitas-an nga makaadto sa iyang Paraiso, ang matahom nga dapit nga gibiyaan sa una tang mga ginikanan. Apan unsa bay gipili sa katawhan samtang nagpuyo dinhi sa kalibotan?

Ang pagpangurakot. Ang pagpanglimbong. Ang pagpanglupig. Ang pagpaulipon sa kalibotanong gahom ug bahandi. Sugal, babaye, alak, drugas ug daghan pang matang sa mga daotang bisyo kang kansang matang sa kalipay matapos lamang sulod sa hamubo nga panahon.

Wa ka ba mahibulong nga bisa’g unsang matanga sa kalipay nga mapalit sa salapi, di gyud molungtad pagdugay? Malipay man tuod ka, apan mangita ka gihapon niini. Kini tungod kay tanang kalipay nga matagamtam ta dinhi sa kalibotan lumalabay lamang. Lakip na ang mga bagyo sa kinabuhi nga mokusokuso nato moagi lamang. Ug kita, tawo, mahanaw lang usab niining kalibotana. Ngano?

It’s because all lives here on earth are just temporary. What is permanent is the next life after death. This is the reason why God gives us a chance to choose which of the two acts and deeds to follow. The good, or the bad ones? The Lord’s commandments or Satan’s?

Gihatagan ta Niya’g igong kahigayonan sa pag-andam sa usa’g-usa nato ka kaugalingon alang sa sunod ug sa mahimo na natong permanenteng kinabuhi, diin tulo ra ka lugar ang atong padulngan. Ang langit, purgaturiyo ug impiyerno.

Ang ‘masamang damo’ mahipunta sa impiyerno. Ang mga buotan deretso sa langit. Samtang ang mga alanganin adto ibutang sa purgatoriyo. Anaa ra gyud nato asa ini atong gusto?

Ang kalibotan diay maora’g entablado nga ang mga contestants, kita! Kutob sa unsay atong buhaton, dili ni makaipsot sa mga mata sa Ginoo. Nakarekord ni didto sa Iyang Book of Life nga gitipigan sa iyang sekretariyo nga si San Pedro.

Kun mobiya na ta sa kalibotan, ukbon sa Ginoo ang maong libro aron tan-awon unsay performance ta dinhi sa yuta. Ug base sa atong mga nabuhat, iya tang hukman.

Chance na ni nato nga maangkon ang kinabuhing dayon ug kalipay nga wala’y kataposan. Busa, dili nato usikan. Sundon nato ang Iyang mga sugo ug mga tunob!

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Bible Study / Nganong gibuhat sa Ginoo ang kalibotan?
October 02, 2012, 12:34:41 PM
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