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Quote from: Lorenzo on October 26, 2008, 07:33:37 AM
This one takes the cake, in my honest opinion. The Mercedes Maybach.





This is the King of all Sedans.

Priced at a little over $358,000

Sexy eh?

ENzo, isnt this the Maybach-mercedes Exelero? the one dubbed as the 8 Million dollar car?

THIS IS A SCAM...

A TV Show Host interviewed a millionaire whose newly married to a young beautiful wife.


Host: So how is it like to be rich?

Millionaire: its great, you gotta buy all the things you want and  travel whenever you wanted too.


Host: so how did you become a millionaire?

Millionaire: because of my wife.

Host: really?? So you gotta be lucky with your wife?

Millionaire: Not exactly...

Host:  (confused with millionaires answer..but didnt mind)...

Host: SO do you believe that behind a man' success is a woman?

Millionaire: not sure about that..

Host: (confused and irritated with the millionaires answer's..)
Host: Why the hell wont you be happy living with a young beautiful woman who made you damn rich?

Millionaire: What made you think she made me rich? Before I married her 6 months ago, I was a multi - billionaire.

asl pls.. lolz

dli man c BNC si bol-anon_ko  .. ang BNC si Bol-anon nga Cebuano.. 

mao nay gi-ingun Macks nga kalouy sa pinas.. mao na nuon nagpalimos sa kaugalingun nga OIL

Credit crunch is a reduction in the general availability of loans (or credit), or a sudden increase in the cost of obtaining loans from banks.  It is when lenders stop lending and credit becomes tough to obtain.

Macks, It doesnt matter if youre an immigrant or a citizen. Once capability of borrowing money or loans from banks is based  on once credit worthiness.  its about your credit history, your reliability and capability of paying what you owe.. your debt to earning ratio is very impt.. It doesnt also mean getting a big loans first. You cant get  big loans without a good credit history. You have to start from the bottom and build it up.  Everybody goes through that phase.  well, at least everybody in the US does. Its called the BUILDING UP YOUR CREDIT PHASE. 

I started with my lowly secured credit card from Bank of America..

Quote from: lindy on October 24, 2008, 02:51:16 AM
Dili ko motuo nga dila maapektuhan and Canada sa nahitabo sa US. Right now nagsugod na. Gani six months ago Canadian dollar is at par w/ US dollar. Karong buntag ubos na ug 0.20 cents ang Canadian dollar versus US dollar. Three days ago the Linen and Things already declared that they are going to close all their Store arround the Country and asked for a bacnkrupsy protection.  now unsa may itawag nato niini.

my point exactly... its  Global Crisis ... mao gani "GLOBAL"... I believe Mr Uy's Real estate brokerage firm felt the crunch..   if not impossible its too hard to secure loans from banks...  the very least you need to have an excellent credit score.. 

Quote from: michael-ligalig on October 23, 2008, 08:08:58 PM

LMP: Regarding the brokerage business that you have now, do you think that it would still be growing despite the fact that there is a crash in the stock market?

LBU: I don’t worry because that’s in the USA alone. Canada’s not affected.

isnt the credit crunch a global crisis?

people remember that it always takes two to tango..

hehehe hi Aira_Galope.. daan naman kaayu ni nag topic.. eheheh

Quote from: Bambi on October 22, 2008, 06:01:13 AM
Ang Presidente bisan kinsa pa dili gayod makapausab sa atong inborn na nga mentality.  Ug mausab ang panghuna2x sa tawo di dunay kalamboan sa Nasod.

1. Kinahanglan ang klaro nga "Sex Education"minyo ug dili; (panghibut-an tong dili pabalibad nga kusog motariki)

hahaahha.. 

Libug lang ko sa statement nmu Kuya Mack's. Nganu nihanyu man ang OPEC nga baligya-an cla sa OIL.. Isnt OPEC an Organization of Petroleum Exporting  Countries? They are very rich in OIL..why would they buy one from Palawan.. nganu magpakalouy man cla?  kagamay ra sa OIL makuha sa Palawan compared to the OIL being produced by OPEC members..

Sir fdaray, tinuod dghan kwarata pilipinas nga gipangkurakot.. apan ang utang dli na matabang.. hagbay rang na remate ang pilipinas kung alahas pa ning gi-prenda..

kabalo mo before u start pointing fingers at our leaders let us examine ourselves first..

dghan ta ug reklamo pero atong kaugalingon mismo sawayunon kaayu..  i dont think so the system is rotten.. it is the people running the system who is rotten.. the people placing this people to run our system who is rotten..  kita mismo mga pilipino ang mabasol..

political cleansing.  aw wa koy labut kay presidente man ko ug ang akong mga pinili nga myembro sa goberno

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on August 04, 2008, 07:05:03 AM
I guess Abu Sayaf and other forms of rebellion would die out naturally, even without military action. The logic is simple; if everyone is contempted, if living conditions are fair, there is no rebellion at first place. We have freedom of religion in the Philippines and I don't think there are hendrances in Islamic religion. Muslims will be given special treatment with no discrimination. Like in the US, they are well respected and with equal opportunities like any other Americans, there are Muslim professors, doctors, scientists, police, you name it.

No religion is preaching evil. It is human self interest that makes everything evil and the cause of all trouble.

Here is Saudi Arabia, we are working in harmony with Muslims for decades. Working in foreign culture teaches you humbleness, respect and open mindedness. Infact the Muslims are the closest twin of the Christians in terms of belief and prophets.

i dotn know how true, but ang nakpait lang Mack wla kay freedom of religion sa Saudi. tinuod ba nga dli daw ka pwede mangadye dra .. dakpon daw ka kun makit-an?

Quote from: bol-anon ako on October 17, 2008, 04:44:29 PM
ako kay friendly, thoughtful ug buotang anak kuno hehe

sundogero man ka ug nick ... gihimo ra nimung "ako"  ag "ko" nko

anus-a gani to? Belle?

dildo's , vibrators     

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 17, 2008, 12:31:54 AM
It should be a must! and I urge (aha urge jud!) the Church should stay away from this issue.

abi nko ang urge na orgy.. ahahaha

personally, I only followed a few.. lolz

Do's and Dont's During  Job Interview


What To Do....
Do express yourself clearly with a strong voice and good diction and grammar.
Do pay close attention to your personal appearance; dress to your advantage.
Do make concrete goals in planning for your career.
Do offer a firm handshake.
Do look the interviewer in the eye (but don't stare him or her down).
Do fill out applications neatly and completely.
Do have as much knowledge about the industry, employer, and position as possible.
Do take criticism gracefully.
Do equip yourself with a strong knowledge of the company.
Do have prepared questions about the employer and position.
Do display a sense of humor.
Do display self-confidence.
Do bring a pen and small notebook with you to the interview.
Do remember the interviewer's name and use it during the interview.
Do take time to think before answering difficult or unexpected questions.
Do take an extra copy of your resume and a list of references with you to the interview.
Do follow-up with a thank-you note restating your interest in the position.
Do contact the employer by phone if the interviewer does not contact you one week after the time from which he or she indicated you would be notified.

What Not To Do....
Don't be overbearing, overaggressive or conceited.
Don't show a lack of interest or enthusiasm.
Don't emphasize money as your main interest in the job.
Don't expect too much too soon - be open to the idea of starting at the bottom and working your way up.
Don't make excuses for unfavorable factors on your record.
Don't condemn past employers or institutions of education; keep comments positive.
Don't display a marked dislike for schoolwork.
Don't be indecisive.
Don't display intolerance or prejudice.
Don't interview unless you are interested in the job...don't just "shop around."
Don't be late to the interview.
Don't state specific geographic restrictions.
Don't contradict yourself in responses.
Don't take notes during the interview - jot down your notes immediately after the interview.
Don't forget: YOU control the content of the interview.
Don't glorify your past experiences - getting into a job for which you are under qualified is not recommended.
Don't assume that all employers will be delighted to hear of your plans for graduate school.
Don't smoke, chew gum, etc. even if offered or if the interviewer does so.

source: -AcetheInterview.com

internet..

tinuod btaw na. gastu sad kaayu ang mang apply sa gawas mao uban mahulog sa dagkung utang.. mao lisud kaayu iuli nila nga wlay ikabayad.. mao mo take chance nalang sila nga basin diay ugma damlag makakita ra cla ug work sa laing nasud

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 15, 2008, 12:29:30 AM
nganong mangutang beyond their means?? KAY PARA INGNON NGA SILA DATO, mao na.
honest, naa jud tawo who live in lies. magpaka aron ingnon nga datu bisan pwerteng lisura ang panginabuhi. Same thing sa mga taga atoa nga naa diri sa Merika. They looked like they are very rich pero ang credit cards pwerting daghana. labaw pa na sa 5/6 kay di man ka ka hangyo sa credit cards nga di usa ka mobayad...mao jud na akong gikalibugan (bisaya nga libug ha) nganong kab-uton ang bitoon nga di jud maabot. Why not live simply and modestly??

Belle, ikaw ha nalilibug ka na.. ehehhe.. 

Quote from: jowinlee on October 12, 2008, 02:40:04 PM
well, to the administrator of this site,mike, u got a nyc sharing site...hop u undrstand the essence of sharing...
bolanon_ko, u may also list ur resource collection, i dont hav all of them,
we can swap our resources w/out the price....

most of my collections  are pretty old. i havent updated my stuffs since i left pinas. But I'd like to get a hand with some of the items you've got. Akoa lang pa txt son akoa igsoon nimu bai. thats Php 75/ dvd dba?

adtu nka sa CANADA mag EB Ginger? kamo ni Lindy ug ANge

wla may ma preso sa utang bulak.. keep that in mind..  bsta kay tinud-anay lang jd pod nga wla kay ikabayad..

mao nang mangutang lang ko ug cge.. bahala ug mo file ug chapter 7 or 13..

Quote from: bulak on October 10, 2008, 03:56:48 AM
Samot na bol-anon og muingon ko og nagbaha og euro, na binarko na unya pud nga kwarta ila pangayuon

wla pko mahuman oi.. nya sumpayi sad dayun ug  nag TSUNAMI sad ang utang sa credit card....

Quote from: Bambi on October 10, 2008, 03:18:47 AM
Good Job Bulak!  The best way to do. I hope you didn't write there "it is not snowing money in Europe" 

ingna lang bulak.. nagbaha lang ug EURO

symptom of an empire on the verge of collapsing

i very much knew the situation bolingitboy. i was just trying to emphase the irony of the situation. although it happens for a reason.

but it should have been against the law to tag a product that was made locally as imported.. mao lagi colonial mentality. do we still have that mentality?  nothing is barely made in the US now? mismo american flag(baligya sa walmart) made in china man gani...lolz.. mura na pod ug uto-uto tang mga pinoy ana kun pailad pa ta ana nag tag..

syaro ug dli mangapal-ot.. ahahaha

KENNY G's SONGBIRD


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KENNY G'  SILHOUETTE

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MIKE DLI NA KANA ANGAY IPANGUTANA. AT pHP75/DVD.. KA KLARO ANA NGA PIRATED OR COPIED...  DOLLARS UNTA ANG PRESYU UG LICENSED PA

At one time I went shopping with my family at ICM Mall or SM mall). And i was surprise to see a couple of shirts tagged as Made in USA. While back in the US, most of the shirts are tagged MAde in Philippines, Made in China, Made in Pakistan, Made in Vietnam, etc but never a Made in USA tag.. isnt it ironic?

Quote from: alfonso_potane on October 05, 2008, 07:44:33 PM
mao gyud kay sa uban nga mga tawo dire daghan jud nangandoy molangyaw pero natiguwangnalang wala gyud kay ambot asa ra kotob angilang swerti.. pareha nako cge ko inquire how to work.. another country but until now wala pa gyud.. basin na ug dawatonko ni sir jun ayag ani pohon inig uli...

perhaps LUCK is one of the ingredients, Alfonso. but you definitely need a very competitive SKILL for you to get the job.  not just a mere SKILL nga kamao but kanang hawud jud ka sa imohang field. that would give you an edge and better chances to work abroad. keep on harnessing and sharpening your skills bai. dont let if's and but's stop you.

salamat

kuyawa aning bulak oi.. lawum kaayu ug binisaya murag karaang tawu sad... u reminded me of my lola..

salamat BNC.. kana  PLDT brodband pila man monthly nila ana? unlimited na lagi na? kun dli pila ka hours per month man sad?

pila na pod ay monthly kun mo subscribe ka ug broadband  or DSL connection? knsa man ang more reliable nga service provider?

mangutana ko ha. pila na sweldo ug internet cafe attendant dra sa atua.. or anyone nga suheto mag utingkay sa web? need someone asap.

thanks

jowinlee give me your contact number. papliton nko akoa bro sa imo tutorial nga videos. thanks

ig-unsa mo ni greggy bai? classmate mi sa highschool

mao ni prinsipyo nmu Kiam's ....  nya asa man ka mangita ug dghan nga S***  ..

lingaw lingaw lang gud dba Mikey, lingaw lingaw dalang kagu-ol kun daku na ug pildi.. aahahahha..

past time ra gud..  pang unwind ba on weekends.

naa ko LA area Mikey. ..  tig duwa-an mo ug mahjong dra? ahahaha

MIkey pahibaloa ko kun asa ang magpista sa LA.. lolz.. mamista ko

larga na          !!!!!

tuhik na

asa ka namista sa Lila precious?  whose residence?

Quote from: hofelina on October 07, 2008, 02:40:38 PM
Ni-a ´Doy, ang iyang ngalan Myrna Namit Sillman.  She is lives in Tettnang, near Bodensee, Baden Wuertemburg. This is one of the beautiful places in Germany. I had not met her so far. Mga lagyo ang ubang mga miembro, busa kon makalagbas na sila sa among kalihukan, bati-on mi ug dakung kasadya.
I will contact her for you if you wishes.

daghang pod taga amua btaw dra. wla cguro ka kaila sa mga Oculam sad .. dugay pod to cla dra until ni retire na cla dri sa atua... maayu mo dnha kay dghan namung gikatabang sa atua.. keep up the good work

Nang Tess naa ka kaila taga Lila dra sa germany.

nganu ka cguro man ka pildi ka? dli ba diay pod ka motuhik ug balik kun tuhikon ka, kun labokon ka .. labok sad gud? ka way ayu.. kun maglurat lang.. sukol sad

Quote from: bulak on October 07, 2008, 02:31:45 AM
Unya bol-anon asa man ka mupusta sa biya or sa inilug?

ahahha.. knsa man ay biya? knsa man ay inilog?  dawat nalang cguro ko sa lugro..



aw.. ana nalang ko pusta nmu bulak.. murag master kaayu kang molabok.. ehehe

adam mahjong or pusoy nalang ta.. eheheh

ayay nagbuwang naman ang duha... himu-on kaha ni natong derby..

murag transformers.. hehe kidding

aw ting puasa diay krun? librehon ra ba mi ug buffet sa among VP

Quote from: lindy on October 04, 2008, 12:02:42 AM
hahaha pamarayeg lang gud. pilay suerte kon duna pa diay mga pinilo nga peso sa bulsa unya dili na magamit sa gawas.

ok ra unta lagi nong lindy ug dli sa hilas na paagi ba. kay kadtu ako gipugos jud ko ug pagawas unsay naa sa akoa bulsa after ko gikapkapan.. kabantay man cya naay pinilo sa akoa pocket sa poloshirt..  mao to paggawas.. pina-ingun dayun " AKALA KO SA AKIN NA ".. hilas kaayu ang pamaagi ba nga mangayu. ok ra unta mo sekreto.

Eagle Eye

there are  a few things I abhor about PAL on international flights.  I notice there flight stewardees are quite stern, medyu wlay lami ilaha pagkaon and  most of all annoying kaayu na ilaha linya kana naa sa gate for international departure btaw. porbida pul-an ka ug linya. unya kun masulod nka sa designated area kun mangihi ka mobalik na pod ka linya  arun i check ug i-scrutinize ug maayu usab.. padundan dungan pka ug mangayu ug pasalubong bsan pabalik nka sa gawas.. nabuing cla..i really detest that..

mao na gi-ingun Grazie nga kun mag tricycle ka bsta layu layu na imong apilyidohan.. kadumdum ko sa una.. wla pay multicab byahe sa wisdom.. elementary ko adtu kun mosakay ko tricycle padung sa Wisdom mo ingun ko.. Wisdom noy Singko pesos.. aw sugto dayun na..

nong lindy musta dra canada? asa gani tuod ka dapita sa vancouver?

ma accredited og dli ang emission tsting center mao ra gihapon lagi wlay pulos kay kalusot gihapon bsta motunol lang. whats d point of going thru an emission testing. pwede pod pareha China. ang tawu mao ang moguyod btaw. unsa to tawag ana. o dba KABAW in relacement sa kabayu.

imbis kay Lila to Tagbilaran 30 minutos ra kun PUJ mahimong 5 hours mag kabaw.. ahahah

mao lagi perteng lingawa. i could go playin all day. buntag pa inig sunud nko tan-aw sa orasan hapon na. dli ra mabantayan kagabiihan na diay ka

any mahjong players in LA.  ehhehe.. magkorum ta panag-sa..lingaw lingaw lang gud

makalinagw man diay ni duwa-a ni. bag-o palang ko nakabalo.. bantog ra dghan pamilya maguba ungod aning mahjogn kay addicting man gud.

mao na taas kaayu ang inflation sa Pinas.  kay wlay ubos ubos ang plete ug mga palitonon.

maaju pa ibalik ang tartanelya. dli naman pod abug ug tartanelya na kay wla naman mga sakyanan mag buga ug ASO.  unsaon atua bsan dli mopasar sa  SMOG CHECK pa renewhon man japon sa LTO.

pasta sa ngipon

dli ba ni barato man unta ang gasolina na. dapat mo ubos pod unta palitonon. unya nganung nagpasaka man ang mag tricycle driver ug pamasahe hinuon? libug ning pinas da.

Quote from: michael-ligalig on September 25, 2008, 06:25:56 PM
Bran, next month is the first death anniversary of my father. This Saturday is my 29th birthday. My birthday will be filled with gloom. And my father's death anniversary will be doubly sorrowful.

Bran, I haven't recovered from the immeasurable pain over my father's death nearly a year ago, and now Aya, who is a close personal friend of mine, one of our pioneers in Tubag Bohol, and who is a beautiful soul to all of us here, is gone. My heart is a picture of gloomy, empty land.

Today I tried to convince myself that I was just dreaming, but death is so real. And the pain, Bran, is so shattering.

I know how it feels Mike. Till now, Im not sure if I really had accepted that my father is gone. Sometimes at night, I feel lonely and would  remember the good times with my family.  But the feeling of missing my dad seems odd. I missed him like the way it was when he was still around. At the back of my mind, it feels like I would still be able to see him kun muuli ko sa pinas. It feels like I missed him since im far away but would still be able to see him not like I missed him and would never see him again. Well, at least not in this world.

im sorry to hear this. will miss u ayan san.  may your soul rest in peace.



"The first step to eternal life, is death.”

What Happens When We Die?
By M.J. STEPHEY
Tue Sep 23, 6:40 PM ET



A fellow at New York City's Weill Cornell Medical Center, Dr. Sam Parnia is one of the world's leading experts on the scientific study of death. Last week Parnia and his colleagues at the Human Consciousness Project announced their first major undertaking: a 3-year exploration of the biology behind "out-of-body" experiences. The study, known as AWARE (AWAreness during REsuscitation), involves the collaboration of 25 major medical centers through Europe, Canada and the U.S. and will examine some 1,500 survivors of cardiac arrest. TIME spoke with Parnia about the project's origins, its skeptics and the difference between the mind and the brain.

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What sort of methods will this project use to try and verify people's claims of "near-death" experience?


When your heart stops beating, there is no blood getting to your brain. And so what happens is that within about 10 sec., brain activity ceases - as you would imagine. Yet paradoxically, 10% or 20% of people who are then brought back to life from that period, which may be a few minutes or over an hour, will report having consciousness. So the key thing here is, Are these real, or is it some sort of illusion? So the only way to tell is to have pictures only visible from the ceiling and nowhere else, because they claim they can see everything from the ceiling. So if we then get a series of 200 or 300 people who all were clinically dead, and yet they're able to come back and tell us what we were doing and were able see those pictures, that confirms consciousness really was continuing even though the brain wasn't functioning.


How does this project relate to society's perception of death?


People commonly perceive death as being a moment - you're either dead or you're alive. And that's a social definition we have. But the clinical definition we use is when the heart stops beating, the lungs stop working, and as a consequence the brain itself stops working. When doctors shine a light into someone's pupil, it's to demonstrate that there is no reflex present. The eye reflex is mediated by the brain stem, and that's the area that keeps us alive; if that doesn't work, then that means that the brain itself isn't working. At that point, I'll call a nurse into the room so I can certify that this patient is dead. Fifty years ago, people couldn't survive after that.


How is technology challenging the perception that death is a moment?


Nowadays, we have technology that's improved so that we can bring people back to life. In fact, there are drugs being developed right now - who knows if they'll ever make it to the market - that may actually slow down the process of brain-cell injury and death. Imagine you fast-forward to 10 years down the line; and you've given a patient, whose heart has just stopped, this amazing drug; and actually what it does is, it slows everything down so that the things that would've happened over an hour, now happen over two days. As medicine progresses, we will end up with lots and lots of ethical questions.


But what is happening to the individual at that time? What's really going on? Because there is a lack of blood flow, the cells go into a kind of a frenzy to keep themselves alive. And within about 5 min. or so they start to damage or change. After an hour or so the damage is so great that even if we restart the heart again and pump blood, the person can no longer be viable, because the cells have just been changed too much. And then the cells continue to change so that within a couple of days the body actually decomposes. So it's not a moment; it's a process that actually begins when the heart stops and culminates in the complete loss of the body, the decompositions of all the cells. However, ultimately what matters is, What's going on to a person's mind? What happens to the human mind and consciousness during death? Does that cease immediately as soon as the heart stops? Does it cease activity within the first 2 sec., the first 2 min.? Because we know that cells are continuously changing at that time. Does it stop after 10 min., after half an hour, after an hour? And at this point we don't know.


What was your first interview like with someone who had reported an out-of-body experience?


Eye-opening and very humbling. Because what you see is that, first of all, they are completely genuine people who are not looking for any kind of fame or attention. In many cases they haven't even told anybody else about it because they're afraid of what people will think of them. I have about 500 or so cases of people that I've interviewed since I first started out more than 10 years ago. It's the consistency of the experiences, the reality of what they were describing. I managed to speak to doctors and nurses who had been present who said these patients had told them exactly what had happened, and they couldn't explain it. I actually documented a few of those in my book What Happens When We Die because I wanted people to get both angles - not just the patients' side but also the doctors' side - and see how it feels for the doctors to have a patient come back and tell them what was going on. There was a cardiologist that I spoke with who said he hasn't told anyone else about it because he has no explanation for how this patient could have been able to describe in detail what he had said and done. He was so freaked out by it that he just decided not to think about it anymore.


Why do you think there is such resistance to studies like yours?


Because we're pushing through the boundaries of science, working against assumptions and perceptions that have been fixed. A lot of people hold this idea that, well, when you die, you die; that's it. Death is a moment - you know you're either dead or alive. All these things are not scientifically valid, but they're social perceptions. If you look back at the end of the 19th century, physicists at that time had been working with Newtonian laws of motion, and they really felt they had all the answers to everything that was out there in the universe. When we look at the world around us, Newtonian physics is perfectly sufficient. It explains most things that we deal with. But then it was discovered that actually when you look at motion at really small levels - beyond the level of the atoms - Newton's laws no longer apply. A new physics was needed, hence, we eventually ended up with quantum physics. It caused a lot of controversy - even Einstein himself didn't believe in it.


Now, if you look at the mind, consciousness, and the brain, the assumption that the mind and brain are the same thing is fine for most circumstances, because in 99% of circumstances we can't separate the mind and brain; they work at the exactly the same time. But then there are certain extreme examples, like when the brain shuts down, that we see that this assumption may no longer seem to hold true. So a new science is needed in the same way that we had to have a new quantum physics. The CERN particle accelerator may take us back to our roots. It may take us back to the first moments after the Big Bang, the very beginning. With our study, for the first time, we have the technology and the means to be able to investigate this. To see what happens at the end for us. Does something continue?

well most forums nowadays are free.

busy pa ug pagpadatu ug samot c Nong Lindy... basin natabunan nato saiyang dollars.. bahini pod mi nong

pwede naman na gamay tawo ipaslak sa kuan sa bae.. ahahah

chewy

im sorry to hear that. what was the cause of his death?

Wife Vs Husband       
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to

concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the  wife  asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws."

Men = Women ? Who is the Boss
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. (Don't ask why or how, it just happens...)

God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."



Comments:

   Anonymous said...
  Yep
   This is the reason why I just date and never get married to my GF


 
   

Quote from: kiamoy` on September 11, 2008, 02:10:31 AM
if i were you kuya.. download kaw ug limeware..kana..tanan kanta ma DL na nimo!!! but you are in us right?

yea i used  to use limewire and bearshare.. nalimot nalang ko.. so dghan ni cla ddtu?
yea im back na sa US kiams.. ok thanks kiams..  maglaway ko kita imoha name.. makahinumdum ko sa kiamoy nga paborito nko sa una.. ehehe

Quote from: michael-ligalig on September 11, 2008, 01:49:27 AM
Thank you Bem for spreading this warning. How about if girls would use it against a man?

and then Girl's would start raping men..   ahahhaa

ok ra bsta ayaw lang gamiti sa pang pa sterile.. what do you think Mike?

kiamz murag ikaw man sweto dri.. asa ta ka download ug mga songs sa E-heads, Parokya ni EDgar, Rivermaya, Yano, The Youth, The Teeth... i miss there songs.. sikat kaayu ni sila during my hayskol days..

there was even one nagtour sa BWS unya gi bato kay dli hilig amoa ka batch nila . murag Introvoys man cguro to.. ahahah

e-heads rules...

Hazel.. dri lang i email sa jeztagab@gmail.com.. unsay diay tuod updates sa TB Village? bsin naay nay nahuman ug tukod ug balay ddtu.. eehe

Traitor (Don Cheadle and Guy Pearce)

Thanks, Kiams, Hazel ug Belle.. aw maintenance mode diay ang TB. ok ra Haze dli man ingun impt gsto lang ko basa ug knsa ni PM nko. dli man gud ma view na.

anyway unsa man updates dri? how's everyone? Again dghan salamang to all TB members for there support.

musta tanan.. im back na dre sa US. I would like to thank everyone for there support. Salamat kaninyung tanan.   Unsaon pagview sa messages? Na unsa naman ni?

Quote from: bol-anon-ko-nyor on September 03, 2008, 06:57:58 PM
(i think its Aunmentado who had the most accomplishments as a governor. nobody else comes close)....

it depends on what you mean by accomplishment.  like the GHOST billion peso-dam in talibon? is that accomplishment?  or, being a very good talker, making boholanos cry thru your speeches? is that accomplishment?  or buying millions worth of vehicles for yourself and your minions using people's money? pray tell us...

what has relampagos accomplish as governor? mangawat ...

Quote from: bolingitboy on September 02, 2008, 05:12:13 PM
i'm just wondering why rene relampagos would run for a seat in congress when he can run again for governor. i'm no rene fan but in my observation, bohol made a lot of advancements in many fields under his watch. among the many people listed under the bohol gubernatoriables somewhere in this site, it is my assessment that no one comes close to what rene has accomplished.

i think its Aunmentado who had the most accomplishments as a governor. nobody else comes close

it makes me stronger to know that i had another family like TB who supports me and my family in times like this..

thank you..

im still in california.. ill be flying home tomorrow night.. ill be in bohol by friday morning

once again thank you for all your prayers...

it makes me stronger to know that i had another family like TB who supports me and my family in times like this..

thank you..

im still in california.. ill be flying home tomorrow night.. ill be in bohol by friday morning

once again thank you for all your prayers...

Quote from: G@Len on August 04, 2008, 11:39:10 AM
sony vaio is very good for mobile computing so handy... but they bundled with vista (sucks)...

what do u expect them to bundle with?

Para mas taas taas  May 23, 24 ug 25.. Holiday man ang May 25 -Monday--> Memorial Day

para 3 days nga weekend. 

ambot lang kaha ha.. para nko usik man piso na.. gawas lang ug korsanadahan pod nmu imoha txtmate.. pang 1st base kumbaga

C JUAN UG PEDRO ..mag bestfriend.. exchanging SMS messages

Juan:  "Bai Pedro pasaload nya 3pesos bai. Naa ko
                             tsiks  ka txtmate. Last load na ni nako"

Pedro: "OK. gipasalodan na tka ug 3pesos"

Juan :  "Matsalams bai, bestfren jud tka."

Pedro : "Ugok ayaw na txt nko kay 3 ra na. kadto
                                 tsiks  nmu ay itxt. ayaw na nko"

Juan : "K."


ahahha ugok jud... balik to piso na naman iyaha load.. ngayu na pod cya balik ni Pedro..

Quote from: EL MUNDO on August 01, 2008, 05:25:49 PM
hahaha palamuot ang rally oy sa pro-life last July 30... mga students sa HNU, Holy Spirit man ang nagrally ..naay nagdala og plakard nga NO TO PREMARITAL SEX.. unya miingon ko nga hand-up ang mga virgin... walay naghands up jud... mingsmile lang sila. compulsory baya ilang attendance kay naay fine...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y5l92ILgYQ

SURE ka ani EL MUNDO.?? si SISTER diay wla mo hands-up?  tsk... tsk... tsk.....

musiclover.. request ko be.. pwede mag ilis ka ug saktong sanina sa imoha avatar.. buanga oi dli ko ka concentrate ari sa work makakita ana imoha gisout.. ahahhaaha

porbida jud lagi..  lahi musud sa akoang utok..

maoba.. gi finger finger diay ka? buanga gud adtu..
sakto jdu ka wla nmu palabya ang nag finger finger nmu..

gifinger = gitudlo ha.. dli nang badwords

Quote from: musiclover0526 on August 02, 2008, 05:07:27 AM
nahhh,wala jud ana sa imong gisulti...grabe to ilaha,sinumbagay gyud,sinipaay...hahaha...pero ako lain tong away nako,gunting og botelya akong gibitbit...hahaha

kuyawa diay nmu oi.. deadly man ka kaayu.. mamirahay man ka musiclover..

dli diay ta pwede magh jama jama ani nmu..