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way gid

espada hang kaom ko ganiha haw.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 28, 2013, 04:23:26 PM
For a really princely lifestyle, enjoy the splendor of old Persia with this...





...tombaga nga tacori. Ang tobig nga guiinit niini tambaw sa caspa ug coricong...

may ara gid sulod ani imong takori haw :

Quote from: Lollapalooza on January 28, 2013, 04:16:00 PM
to be honest, i don't have jewelries that's worth more than P500.00 hahahah mas malingaw man gud ko aning mga imitation lang.. mostly mga hinatag lang pod sa akong mga dating supervisors...

mga singsing pakaping sang bobot ang hilig mo lolaps.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 28, 2013, 04:33:49 PM
Ningdot gid hang piktyor mo Tobs, klaro labis laypstayl kagid kay mahalon gid hang kamira mo ya...

silpong ko lang gid hang manogamit ko ani haw.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 28, 2013, 04:46:26 PM
Sori ka na lang jud Bolbs. Yo mis hap ob yor layp...

indi ba ni gid sija sikwit M?  hilig gid sang nene haw.

ader dans layk gangs.

kini pang okasyon ko lang gamitom.





pero sang  inadlaw adlaw na layfstayl kini gid hang akon na ginagamit haw.

may ara dyamante sang ibabaw.

mahal ni gid na takori, teh kung magbakal mo haw, hambali unja ko ninjo kung tagpila gid ni..

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 12, 2013, 11:21:34 PM
asa na bitaw to si czar? busy sigoro sa ijang trabaho.

bz gid sigoro haw ara sigoro to sija na asayn sang apgan.

Quote from: Junbags on January 26, 2013, 04:54:21 PM
mao nay abilidad sa hubog....creative..

mora gid pamilyar ko hang imon na ngalan haw.

After sex with a college girl...

Tongresman: Hmmmmm how much gid haw?
Nene      : P200 pesos lang gid sir.
Tongresman: What?  paano gid ka mabuhi sang P200 pesos?
Nene      : Ay sir, sideline ra nako ni haw, blakmel man gid hang akon na
              negosyo haw  ... bantay ka gid ni mam subong.

bradak, mada paka

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 25, 2013, 03:50:18 PM
One can of Friskies 3x a day, segurado jud nga moburot imong mingkay, Bay Tigs...

ano gid ni haw liber sprid para kaldiritas.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 25, 2013, 04:05:58 PM
Ilara ko tits. Iniro is yor piborit stayl...

indi bay hubs, pitsas birada kay bisan manogborot sama ani gid:



Mag Uyab managlakat sang Plaza

Gilplin: lab, ka i hion gid ako haw!

Boyplin: ok..diha lang gid sang kasagbotan...(samtang nangihi, gi hikap-hikap ni boyplin ang paa sang gilplin, may ara sijang nahawidan, taas sa tunga sa paa,

Boyplin: Atay!!! Bajot diay ka?

Gilplin: Amew!! nausob akong hunahuna..... NALIBANG KO.   


Naghilak ang anak kay nakapasar sa test

ILOY:   Teh, way man minghibi ka haw?

NENE: Nakapasar man gid ko sang test tay.

ILOY:  Aw ayo gid kay nakapasar ka haw, way gid man subject haw?

NENE:   Pregnancy Test tay.

ayaaayyyyyyyyyy ahahahahaha.....

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 16, 2012, 12:08:16 AM

natosok hang itlog, tsobatsotso.

tigowang nag gid sila ..




sang una hang kok kag subong haw.

i pon parehas lang gid na sang in rok, sang tsiks na dola haw. 

pode gid pod hang lowag maoy magamit pang dokdok sang kibord hang pikas kamot maoy pang okay sang karahay.

Quote from: chicogon on January 24, 2013, 02:52:51 PM


Bwahahaha

may ara gid ba na tb mimbirs na parihas ani hang ginagbuhat samtang naga luto sang sog-ang panihapom haw? 
Lantawa lang gid hang guya haw sang ritrato....

ing ing ing isip isip sin-o gid ya.

kinsa nga manoy ni haw? sikwet ba gid gihapon ni sija haw? kay indi ko man malantaw sang akon tb tb. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 24, 2013, 04:34:47 PM
Hmm, iba galing hang reaksyon sang waay na gid ginakaon dason manugkadawat sang lim-a ka kilong bigas kag dalwa ka latang sargingas haw...

lantawon mo gid balik sang ritrato, may ara pa diploma naka lokot sang karton.

Quote from: islander on December 11, 2012, 07:01:06 PM




they find excuses to put up their faces, don't they?

naagian gid nakon ni haw, sajo gid hang kamping sang mga poletekastekasyan didto gid, abril pa may ara na gid mga strimir lutaw gid kaayo bla.

Bisan gid hang mga polipolitekasyan nagahamoot kong may ara disastir hang pilipinas haw, kay makapadayag gid sila sang kampin, ginabotang hang ilan ritrato sang mga relip guds, dala ngisi haw.

Quote from: islander on December 13, 2012, 04:42:41 PM

in person, i find this legislator decent and quite polite.  these relief goods are contrary.

Quote from: islander on December 12, 2012, 12:31:34 PM

from Philippines: Online Shame Campaign Against “Epal” Politicians, http://newsmotion.org/

wa matagbaw ug epal, gipaklaro ba gyod ang dynasty.

Pode gid VOTE: CAGWANG family sang Digos City of lollabay.

Quote from: islander on December 12, 2012, 12:33:39 PM

disaster relief goods

makahahadlok gid hang pangalan na ini pag manogdaog sang eleksyon, disastir gid hang kwarta sang katawhan blah.

doc lore paano gid haw para mag regdyos sang bad kolestirol, ano hang mga dapat kaonon kag indi dapat, ano gid hang natoral lang na midikasyon haw.

salamat gid ya.

hinay na gid signal sang akon tb tb di ko na gid manogkita hang mga ritrato mo haw sir hubs.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on January 23, 2013, 10:13:26 AM
May gana gid ko To Bol mobasa sang imo gipanghambal nga pos diri haw. Maimagin ko gid sang akon mga frins nga hilonggo gid.

salamat gid mam raqs, ikaw gid hang sumulunod sang akon mga hambalhambal ko di sa tb haw na waay di waay didto. basta lang mangalipay lang gid kita sang aton mga basahon.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 22, 2013, 08:57:36 PM
Manuglagmit ikaw gid hang nagakabirjin sang nene haw...

sang akon na pagsayasat ani ni nene haw, morag birgin pa hang imbornal ani nija haw. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 23, 2013, 09:43:55 AM
Hmm, marka poday galing ang nabakal mo haw. Di ba medyo bahobaho gid?

may ara bang tira tira na hoba? 

adarit jamo ka noy, lupig si to bol ani da. tsk tsk tsk
wa gid ko kwarta haw sang akon kamot subong, pero di ko na gid madomdom hang akawnt ko sang banko haw ug pila na.

Quote from: balong on January 22, 2013, 10:59:40 PM
wa pa jud ka makasabot mr. bolbol. anhi sa senentabos ka maka kita ug kwarta. ininsik style ba. this is the explosive power of penny stocks. perteng kosoga mo tobo ang imong kwarta kong swertehon ka. kong malas pod, dali ra mahorot imong pohonan. usa ka sako ang imong kwarta tilapan lang kong pa loma loma ka ug entra ug penny stock trading. this is GAMBLING at the highest levels. as i told you, kong naka palit ta ko daan gahapon, naka sapi ko ug $10000 sa sayong kabuntagon in a few minutes of trading. pero unsaon ta man, medyo dimalas gihapon. pero arang arang na lang kay wa ko ma arkanse

libog hang kotaw gid ya, maayo pa ug mag kasino tang duha bay bals, klaro pa kong mangapildi ta kag manogdaog kay duroha ra ka korol hang aton na postahang puwa kag poti, sayon ra.

sintimo man gid ni haw kadugay gid man manogdato ani haw.

Quote from: islander on January 22, 2013, 12:32:39 AM
tingali naa sa small snack stores duol sa public elementary schools?  ako wa na ko makakita, honest.  di makakita ang di mangita, right?  wa man ko mangita kay di na man ni nako kaya.  tira, to!

last nako kaon ani nagbakasyon ko sa valencia, bohol sa grade 5 ko, gitagaan kog tira-tira sa may menteryo, a long, long time ago and far away.

lahi mang to akon na tilawang sa maynila na tiratira, sa may anito in naho nabakal haw, krimi kag moinat inat.

way gid ko ikapanghambog haw kon di hang akon lang pagka mabuot na pagkatawo kag hang asit ko gid hang akon masol na pirpik na padway.

sang kuarta way gid ako ana karon sang akon mga kamot subong, apan sang ako mga banko, 








nalimtan ko na gid kon pila na haw.

hambal niya sang imaginisyong sang nene kong makatilaw pagid sija kag blik kang to bol.

bwaahahaha gid pod bisong way gid ko makita sang ritrato na post nimo haw.

hahay pagkalaay gayod.....

mahilig nagid sija manogkalo sang istilo na tap hat adtong gamatitoy pa sija haw.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 20, 2013, 12:13:51 PM




Specially served...

papaitang hang palaman ani haw.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 22, 2013, 04:27:40 PM

pangpabata.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 22, 2013, 05:14:15 PM


In his own words: “If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that.

Quote from: Lollapalooza on January 19, 2013, 07:31:47 PM



okey ka lang?!?!?!

diin gid hang lekson di? 
kahamis sang kotis.

juk lang gid haw.

daw sama sang kanta ni Huwang Limonsito

mas bata pa gid sija ani haw.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 22, 2013, 04:34:42 PM
Bwahaha! Poding? May naa pud pigpay?

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 22, 2013, 04:40:08 PM





...kag manugkalibang gid man...

poto shap

Ano gid hang tuyo/intensyon sang Twitter.  Ipaathag nyo daw sang akon haw.

Quote from: islander on January 22, 2013, 12:07:49 AM
may ara pa, di na lang bond paper ang putos.


Modern version of tira-tira wrapped in colored plastic foil (http://365greatpinoystuff.wordpress.com/)

mamangkot lang ko bla diin pode makita, magbakal unta ko haw?

Kigwa kag Bitok

Duruha ka mag Komare naga tsismisanay.

Komare-1: Mare, ajaw gid kaikag sang akon na hambal ha?
           hambal ko gid gamay sang  o10 sang imon bana haw, daw bitok gid
           blah. Malipay ka gid ana haw?

Komare-2: Si Mare baya lipay gid oi, mo gilok man gani hang Kigwa,
            kana pa kahang daw bitok haw!  (kilig...)

Lecturer: Who among you had experience to hve sex with a ghost?

(a farmer raises his hand)

Lecturer: Really? How does it feel to have sex with a ghost?

Farmer: Ai pastilan abi kog goats! Pastilan!

Boy: apartment ka bah?

Girl (Tagalog): bakit?

Boy: pwede pa-upa?

Quote from: islander on December 07, 2012, 04:05:20 PM
ang bagumbayan sa amo kay pan nga bahaw nga gi-recycle ni intsik beho into big cookies nga makapangag. 

sang amon poding bahaw na tinapay, namit mang gid haw bisang bahaw haw.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 12, 2013, 10:51:25 AM
Para gid ini kang Toto Bol...

Ano gid may ara ka na pwede mo ikapang hambog mo sang iban?

may ara pa ba ni subong?

ako haw sigi lang kilaw sang lab as na hanging sang baybayong.

Quote from: islander on January 20, 2013, 11:41:32 PM
frozen na tingali nang itloga uy, syaro.

istatuwa man na haw. nailad gid mo.

Quote from: islander on January 21, 2013, 07:18:33 PM
uy, good boy swertes lotto diay ka.  adopted son of a milyonir lady. 

maajo ra gyod nga way gid aron malikay sa lintek gid.

ayayay... tiglili diay kag mga igot-igot sa aprika?

way gid ka makita haw bisang pa mag berskin.

sigi lang gid ta totok sang tiritoryal watir, way gid ba mo kabalo na hang jota sang pinas napona na sang ingsik?  hapit nagid ma chengs hang nem pilipinas, ingsik nem op pilipinas IsIm.

gikan sang sinilas diri napod sang sapatos, sunog migyas kag sangdal.

Quote from: islander on January 21, 2013, 06:44:54 PM
tingkagol man diay sija, simbako.  adopt na lang unta sija.  all babies look the same anyway.  unja?  napili ka nija nga amahan sa ijang bata?

nagpaadap na lang ko sa ija haw.

way gid

Quote from: islander on January 21, 2013, 06:45:31 PM
ang uban kay bayolet kuno.

sa aprika

Quote from: Chongki on January 21, 2013, 04:44:33 PM
pagkasalbahis

itom gid gihapon ni ug igot igot.

Quote from: islander on January 21, 2013, 03:55:32 PM
naa bay baye magpangita pod ug bata, to?

ara gid madam kakilala ko, indi sija namingyo, hanap gid sija ondoy haron mabungtis makakita sija sang ijang bata.

narsiri: pragikhop
kingder: praybit
gridwan to gidsix: kapitang tomas

paborit titser: myosiks sigi nagatingda han amon na titser saijang baligja.

Quote from: islander on January 21, 2013, 03:07:31 PM


Krista Miller

A report by “The Buzz” on Sunday said “Krista Miller” is the screen name of a 22-year-old student from Valenzuela City who has appeared in the defunct ABS-CBN sitcom “Aalog-alog” and a few indie films. (http://www.interaksyon.com/)

nagpangita na gid ug bata, si sisar.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 15, 2013, 07:18:08 AM
Mora gid pomada hang lobrikisyon sang hatsingera ya...

pilit pa sang pomada bitol.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 18, 2013, 12:02:56 PM
Hmm, unsa nang kauban sa isda? Albino shrimp?

hang paborito nimo haw.

Quote from: islander on December 29, 2012, 07:58:07 PM

Quote from: BolBuhol on December 28, 2012, 04:33:09 PM
mga iro gid ni sila au au.  tits mi haw to dogi dogi..

pa-vaccinate usa ug anti-rabies, bolbs.  pakapini ug anti-distemper ug anti-farvo.

may ara IRO bright kaajo imong pamangkoton 2 + 2 motubag ug 4 ka aw-aw...nakahibalo among silingan gipangutana ug 2 million + 2 million....HANGTUD KARON SIGE PA AW-AW NIWANG NA KAAJO ANG IRO.

May ara na pinoy kag poriner sang dalan.

Pedro bumps a poriner ....
Pedro: ay sorry
Poriner: Sorry 2.
Pedro: sorry 3!
Poriner: What are you sorry 4?
Pedro: sori 5!
Poriner: I think you are sick!
Pedro: Bwahahaa sick kuno! Bugo ay, six oi!

Read more: http://www.affordablecebu.com/blog/sa_dalan/2010-07-17-61#ixzz2ILASVAZz

Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago has suffered another hypertension attack after talking about Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile in a TV interview Wednesday.

Related story: After fund issue, Trillanes, Cayetano staff recalled
Quoting the senator’s ophthalmologist Dr. Rodolfo Chuanico, Santiago’s staff confirmed Santiago suffered hypertension, which led to blood clots around her pupil.
They claimed Santiago’s blood pressure shot up to 190/115 after discussing in a TV interview Enrile’s “unconstitutional and unethical” Christmas gifts, worth P2-million in public funds, to every senator.

“After the TV show, Santiago stayed for photos with the TV staff, her right eye noticeably red, and with red blood clots around the pupil,” the statement added.
In other News: PhilHealth president and CEO resigns
After missing the first four days of the impeachment trial due to hypertension, Santiago saw to it that she arrived …
“Apparently, Santiago developed hypertension… At this writing the nurse is contacting Dr. Esperanza Cabral, a cardiologist, who is Santiago’s personal physician,” it added.

During the interview, Santiago became agitated as she accused Enrile of personally attacking her about her frequent illness, which she said is “not allowed in decent society.”

During the impeachment trial last year, Santiago skipped several sessions due to hypothyroidism and hypertension.

She has been advised to rest her eye and continue with her hypertensive medication, the staff said.



yahoo news:
source: http://ph.news.yahoo.com/miriam-suffers-hypertension-after-talking-about-enrile-105709840.html

hang sug-ang ko haw tinuwang isdang garapa.

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2013, 06:07:20 PM
wa lagi koy makit-an, bai tigs.    nilupad na?

nia gid haw madam

bisag gid ha toa hang dibwenas sang $100 na imong gid napada kag inday maryzel haw bay balong

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2013, 05:56:28 PM
asa man ana ka sa tulo, bolbs...

kanang way gid o.

Quote from: balong on January 16, 2013, 02:09:19 PM
alas 12 y 40 sa kadlawn
florida USA.


ang ahong gi hangyo nga e ban si hubag.

balong

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 15, 2013, 10:29:58 PM

Gangnam stayl

sang nagduwa pa:



tapos na hang duwa yeheyyyy daug na gid, pa otog rap nagid haw.

Quote from: islander on January 15, 2013, 02:02:19 PM

Maria Sharapova of Russia signs autographs after defeating compatriot Olga Puchkova in their women’s singles match at the Australian Open tennis tournament in Melbourne. (Reuters)

http://blogs.voanews.com/

the secret of rede a scientific image of sign

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 15, 2013, 09:16:35 PM



The Chinese Knew About It

This drawing is entitled "The Old Method Chart of the Seven Multiplying Squares".

It is from the front of Chu Shi-Chieh's book "Ssu Yuan Yü Chien" (Precious Mirror of the Four Elements), written in AD 1303 (over 700 years ago, and more than 300 years before Pascal!), and in the book it says the triangle was known about more than two centuries before that.

a tyori op abakos

dinhi gid gagikang unsaom pagbalansi hang mga nomiro na ara gid sang taas, ginag aplay nila daw pera mid gang.

Ekwal mining

Quote from: islander on January 15, 2013, 05:22:18 PM
baye gyod na si gemini.  way laki mosuwat ingon anang problemaha.  diretsog itsa pwera ang baye ana sa way lipod-lipod.  gitamparos pa tingali. 

bilib sad ko sa nitambag.  tulo ka languages.  sayang wa maapil ang language ni bolbs.

kung naapil gid hang lingwahe ko haw, ani gid hang tono sang ijang tambag.

Jeminay ajaw lang gid pag padaog sang imon mga kagolkol, manoglopad lang na haw, ay ming mahanaw lang gid na sang omaabok na panahom, naa man si toto mo angdam mag alagad hang mga boktom para ikaw gid pagalaylayong sang imon na mga proglima para mapapas sang dayon.

By the bat cousin to the mouse.
He is likes an aging attic of the house

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 15, 2013, 04:58:01 PM
When the Biblical sentence "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak" was machine-translated into Russian and then back to English, it became "The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten"...

tinonto ma ng imon hao.

Ð"уÑ... бодр, плоÑ,ÑŒ же немощна

Quote from: Lollapalooza on January 15, 2013, 05:01:16 PM
hhahahahaha sa Queensland gyud?

asa na dapit haw?

Quote from: Lollapalooza on January 15, 2013, 04:28:23 PM
ahahahahha... you mean dili diay ka straight? hehehe hilig guro ka ug biglang liko... hehe jowks

Volts:  Quensland ka ba?
Lops :  bakit?
Volts:  nabibiglang liko ako sa u...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 15, 2013, 04:45:52 PM
Taym sa. Unsa man nis Gemini, laki o baje?

sakyanang man guro na sija haw,,,,  (juk) pode ondoy pode pod inday..

Quote from: Votives on January 15, 2013, 04:18:53 PM
Musician ka ba? Tumataas nota ko sa yo eh..

Pikoy  :  Nota ka ba?
Lolapap:  Bakit?
Pikoy  :  Tumataas ang torotot ko pagnakita kita