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#201
Nah, wala lay labot mga medical terms, doc, kay dili ko kasabot ana^.  Basta ang akong nahibalo-an nga kung maghuna-huna ka ug negative pessimist ka. hehehe. 
Siguro sa kinatibok-an optimist ka pero dili jud nimo malikayan nga manegative pud ka usahay.  Parehas anang mosakay ka ug eroplano, labi na ug unang sakay pa parehas naho, ang huna-huna ana kay ma-crush man kaha ni.  Kita pa jud ko ug kanang magrosaryo kay hadlok basin dili na kaabot.  hehehe
Anyway, salamat sa imong mga input. Dugangan na pod ning akong gamay nga kina-adman :)
#202
Quote from: david on June 08, 2010, 02:49:57 AM
ay salamat di diay ko badidat

unsa may lami, bai?  parat-parat...hehehehe
#203
kinahanglan jud tudluan nang mga bata anang mga butanga oi.  unjag maparehas dani....... :P :P :P
















#204
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 08, 2010, 01:57:00 PM
He he, OK ra, Bay Wind. Atong gamitan usahay og hait nga mga pulong aron makudlitan ang kubalon nga panabot, modugo ang galamhan ug sa kapulihay matibhangan ang pagarpar sa banggiitang tigpagawal... ;D

maayo bitaw pud nang naay mosungag panagsa ba aron dili pod magpalabi ug dasmag.  pabuhi sa dugo ingon nila. hehehe
#205
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 08, 2010, 01:32:05 PM

wahahhahahha! di jud maka pugngan GAte!!! hahhahaha! abi nako makalingaw ning TB, maka matay man diay nih! hahahhaha!

mao jud imbis mag kini-at ta diri, maka guol man nuon.  Bitaw madam, pa highblood pod panagsa ba aron mabibo ni nga forum. hehehe
#206
ah sharo. puro man optimist.. pero dili pod cguro tanan panahon optimist mo.  hehehe
#207
Weird and Extreme / Re: Big Pussy!
June 08, 2010, 03:58:57 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 08, 2010, 03:27:51 PM
Mao-maong sitwasyona... ;D

larga na ka, bai hubs?
#208
Question and Answer / Re: Early bird or night owl?
June 08, 2010, 12:16:43 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 08, 2010, 09:58:29 AM
Bwahaha! Kon mabuntagan, early bird na tuod, kadaot kay matulog na lang, dili gihapon kakaon sa early worm! ;D

aw, kaon sa ug early worm.  udto na matulog taman gabii - night owl na pud.  hehehe
#209
Quote from: statesville on June 08, 2010, 09:45:56 AM
;D  windgate, ingon ana gyud ko pirme matulog bisan pa adtong
     didto pa ko sa pinas di ko katulog kon magbag-id akong tuhod.

pero ug laing tuhod mobag-id, hinanok kaayo ang tulog, no? : ayayayyyy
#210
General Topic / Re: How was your day?
June 08, 2010, 11:17:03 AM
Quote from: statesville on June 08, 2010, 10:58:54 AM
Kapoy, work week-end, off  karon
    unya na poison ivy ko sa ako left arm kay namutol sa
    mga sanga sa bushes  sa backyard boundary sa
    silingan ila yard naay nikamang  diay nga ivy padulong sa among yard
    wa ko kabantay
    katol gyud kaayo, naa noon tambal ako gibutangan  :(


sosyal lagi ug katow basta nas merika ba - ivy.  mao ba nay sapiring diris ato-a?  :)
#211
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 08, 2010, 10:14:16 AM
Bwahaha!

Makaantos baya kog hambogero, basta brayt lang unta tinuod. Pero mosurok akong dugo kon makadungog kog pulpol nga magpasiatab...  >:(

hahaha.  ang puso... relak ka lang.  basin maparehas kang mdb nga  aligotgot sa BP... blood pressure diay to. :D
#212
Quote from: statesville on June 08, 2010, 09:36:25 AM
3 pillows; one for my head, one under  my legs
   and one between my knees igtakilid nako  ;D

kasuerte sa unlan between your knees oi.... magpaunlan ulnlan na lang pod ko. hehehe
#213
Question and Answer / Re: Early bird or night owl?
June 08, 2010, 09:37:48 AM
night owl.  ug mabuntagan, aw early bird na :D
#214
way unlananay.  ligid ligid lang sa lantay ba...
#215
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 08, 2010, 08:29:06 AM
The arrogance of power.

Well, it happens all the time, even in social networking sites... :P

kagrabe gyud diay anang imong kaaligotgot, bai, no?  hehehehe .  mora man ug nahipatik na gyud sa kinailadman nimong alimpatakan.  :D
#216
dili lagi mayaman ang OFW pero kuartahan lang.  Inig kahurot balik na pod sa gawas :(
#217
Philippine History / Re: Happy Birthday Sexbomb!
June 07, 2010, 07:57:13 PM
bisag unsa kadako sa alho, igo jud na sa lusong... :D
#218
Philippine History / Re: Happy Birthday Sexbomb!
June 07, 2010, 06:27:05 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 07, 2010, 06:15:29 PM
Jones has had affairs with such well known women as Mary Wilson of The Supremes, former Miss World Marjorie Wallace, and Cassandra Peterson, better known as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Peterson claims that she lost her virginity to Jones, who was so well-endowed, that he sent her to the hospital. "It was a little hard to handle, shall we say," she said. "I ended up with a little tearing, a little bleeding, and going to the hospital. I had to get stitches."

--Wikipedia

Dako diay jamog bunal ning tawhana...

basin diay pod ug balahibong pusa pa si ms elvira atong panahona. ;D
#219
pangpalit ug pagka-on ug pangtuition....
#220
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
June 07, 2010, 09:33:43 AM
Quote from: bugsay on June 07, 2010, 09:32:12 AM
ari kong pare'ng Rondo

nangigo si allen karon
#221
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
June 07, 2010, 09:29:56 AM
Quote from: windgate on June 07, 2010, 09:28:59 AM
game 2 sa NBA

first half labaw celtics
#222
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
June 07, 2010, 09:28:59 AM
Quote from: bugsay on June 07, 2010, 09:20:02 AM
Lunes napod mga igsoon..... :-[

game 2 sa NBA
#223
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: DILA
June 06, 2010, 09:49:15 PM
 sinaw imong kibot ingon pa si bai hubs.  pero ug mag-atubang sa tanke sinaw pod imong itlog :)
#224
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: DILA
June 06, 2010, 09:03:06 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 06, 2010, 08:53:17 PM
nganong na duha man bay hubs paspas diay ni mu tilap

pili lang ka unsaon paglingkod.  Puede magtalikod or mag-atubang sa tanke sa tubig. hahaha
#225
Quote from: islander on June 06, 2010, 05:14:57 PM
taym sa, kun naay balbas sarado, naa pod diay balbas abyerto?  klarohi ra god ning inosenteng pahoy.


ipa demonstrate/klaro ni bai hubs inig mag EB na mo.  hehehe
#226
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Pangadye
June 06, 2010, 05:16:15 PM
A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to
Hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be
Connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always give 100% at work…….
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday

And help me to remember……
When I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!!


Amen
#227
Quote from: jorgeanna on June 06, 2010, 12:45:16 PM
Yes i would but i dont know how to perfom CPR. My bad!.. i should have listened to my clinical instructors when they gave a lecture about CPR...

patudlo kang doc enzo...hehehe
#228
unsa na may update ani nga kaso?
#229
Question and Answer / Re: Who do you call?
June 06, 2010, 09:44:21 AM
ghost buster... :)
#230
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
June 06, 2010, 07:55:17 AM
shoot una usa dribble :)
#231
General Topic / Re: McDonald for Everyone
June 06, 2010, 07:48:16 AM
#232
Quote from: islander on June 06, 2010, 02:59:51 AM
di man tawon ni ibabaw sa baba, bai hubs, by virtue of this mouth's positioning, which is vertical and not horizontal.

balbas sarado ang tawag ana^.  hehehe
#233
Jokes and Humor / Re: How To Manage Temper
June 05, 2010, 08:28:28 PM
ajaw lang kumpyansa sa mga hotel kay mao nay ilang gipangbuhat basta sapoton ang mga tig hinlo :(
#234
arang-arang pa to sa una kay naa pay marka nga for official use only.  karon wala na jud.  kabalo na lang ka nga gobierno diay to nga sakyanan kay pula ag plate number.  dili na gani mailhan ug unsa to nga agencia... :(
#235
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Picture of the Day
June 05, 2010, 07:53:52 PM
malnourished man na^. hehehe
#236
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Aesop's Fables
June 05, 2010, 07:48:50 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 05, 2010, 05:43:01 PM
The Frogs Desiring a King

The Frogs were living as happy as could be in a marshy swamp that just suited them. They went splashing about, caring for nobody and nobody troubled them.

But some of the frogs thought that this was not right, that they should have a king and a proper constitution, so they sent up a petition to Zeus to give them what they wanted.

"Mighty Zeus," they cried, "send unto us a king that will rule over us and keep us in order."

Zeus laughed at their croaking and threw down into the swamp a huge Log.

The Frogs were frightened out of their lives by the commotion made in their midst, and all rushed to the bank to look at the horrible monster. But after a time, seeing that it did not move, one or two of the boldest of them ventured out towards the Log, and even dared to touch it. Still it did not move.

Then the greatest hero of the Frogs jumped upon the Log and commenced dancing up and down upon it; thereupon all the Frogs came and did the same, and for some time the Frogs went about their business every day without taking the slightest notice of their new King Log lying in their midst.

But this did not suit them, so they sent another petition to Zeus, and said to him,

"We want a real king; one that will really rule over us."

Now this made Zeus angry, so he sent them a big Stork that soon set to work gobbling them all up. Then the Frogs repented, but it was too late.

Moral lesson: Better no rule than cruel rule.


sukol jud bahala na....
#237
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: DILA
June 05, 2010, 03:57:35 PM



kini maoy hitech nga dila ;D ;D
#238
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
June 05, 2010, 01:58:12 PM
sinugbang talong... wiris-wirisan ug ginamos.  bahaw dajon. :)
#239
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Picture of the Day
June 05, 2010, 01:50:01 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 05, 2010, 01:26:07 PM
Ang front sa pick-up gipabug-atan og 2 tons nga puthaw... ;D

mao ba. tingalig 2 tons nga mcdonalds. hehehe
#240
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Picture of the Day
June 05, 2010, 09:44:56 AM
Quote from: statesville on June 05, 2010, 09:40:45 AM
;D



naka-props man ni.  Wala man lagi mahajang ag pick-up. hehehehe
#241
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
June 04, 2010, 07:39:18 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 04, 2010, 02:23:16 PM
Game 1 LA win.

bawi-on sa game 2
#242
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
June 04, 2010, 07:29:25 PM
#243
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
June 04, 2010, 12:46:46 PM
tinowang andohaw...paresan ug bahaw sa silingan....
#244
usa ra ka oras, mike.
#245
Quote from: wolfpack823 on June 03, 2010, 09:18:27 PM
Adrenalin kicker eh...

gipalami ra man nimo ug ngalan.  ingon pa tos islander ba to nga "Hala sugnuri gyud".  hehehe
#246
 
Mag-uyab nagstorya daplin sa dagat.
Girl: babes unsa imong zodiac sign?
Boy: (naghunahuna kay bugok) ikaw sa babes.
Girl: zodiac sign naku kay CANCER
Boy: ako GOITER
Girl: ha?! wala may zodiac sign nga goiter!!
Boy: hehehe! di bitaw ULCER bitaw!!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------

bag-ong kasal...
Bana: Ling magbutang ko ug alkansiya sa atong kama para kada mo kayat ko maghulog ko ug singkwenta pesos atong savings pang ref ug TV set.
Asawa: ok ng plano mo!
       After 1 yr...
Bana: Ling, akong gibuak ang alkansiya ug pwede na ta palit appliances. Bilib ko nimo dah! Nagsaving pud doay ka kay naa may mga tibuok P500 ug P1000.
Asawa: ikaw ra may KURIPOT! Tag P50 lang kada i***! Atong mga silingan tag-isa ka libo ang ihulog!!!   
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An engineer & a doctor both fell in love with a nurse...
One day the engineer had to leave for a week. He gave a present to the nurse and asked to open it after he left... The nurse unwrapped the gift and found 7 apples with a note saying.. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away!!"
------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------

Sa ngayon, tatlong bagay lang ang gagawin na magpapasikat sa iyo sa buong mundo...
1. Maging boxing champion ka sa 7 weight divisions.
2. Mag massacre ka ng 57 ka tao.
At ang pinakamatindi. ..
3. Pakasalan mo si .... ALING DIONISIA!!!
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Dahil nanalo si Pacman sa election, magpaptayo siya ng school. Tatawagin itong: PACQUIAO UNIVERSITY. Para maiksi PACQ U...
Ang tawag sa mga studyante dun ay PACQERS,
at kapag dun ka mag-aral, magkakaroon ka nang PACQING FRIENDS,
at gagamit sila ng espesyal na papel na ang pangalan ay PACQ SHEET...!!
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From Koala Bear: Nonoy is leading the race because the PCOS machines are made intentionally for him. PCOS means "President Cory's Only Son!!" 
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THE GUN
... is a bery important solution to a problem, ryt??!
... specially wen a dog gokurize you. THE GUN is rily important.. inig mo paghot na ang iro, THE GUN na lang jud!! THE GUN ug kusog, ha??!!
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Ad2 mi Olmuk'
akay me jep'
O2g ayo dagan
to2y to2y gud'
Way brep' brep'
abot hulbada'
eyot bitaw na
liged! Da moh Mu lagi', Monge
nu'on. Hehehe!!

------------ --------- --------- -------

MRS: Ang hirap sa 'yo, di mo na ako iniisip pag nalalasing ka.
MR: Hoy! di totoo yan, ha!! (hik!) Katunayan, kanina ko pa iniisip kung ano ang pangalan mo e! (hik!)
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#247
Quote from: AcaciaNarra2010 on June 03, 2010, 08:29:01 PM
Unsa man nang abogado de tartanilla? Mora mag ice cream nga ibaligya ug tartanilla?

mao na ikaw.  ilis dajug ngan kay daghan na nire-act.  hahaha
#248
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
June 03, 2010, 08:29:04 PM
ABJayoma nag-ilis ug AcaciaNarra2010 :P :P :P
#249
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 03, 2010, 07:59:31 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 03, 2010, 07:53:55 PM
O.T asa man ko musumpay bay hubs na onhan man ko nimo, na wrong timing ko.

Left right left,  left right left sibung sina sibung sina hinto anay.   8)

anay sa among balay perting daghana.  hapit na mahugno. huhuhu
#250
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 03, 2010, 07:40:31 PM
Hahay, always using the legal angle. Like toad, like toady...

tingalig abogado de tartanilla... hahaha
#251
Quote from: vrglguapo on June 03, 2010, 05:34:17 PM
I have a land job in Ireland now.

jump ship diay ka...hehehe mora man pod ug IRA imong avatar, joke :)
#252
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
June 03, 2010, 05:35:22 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 03, 2010, 02:46:56 PM
bahaw apilyedo taga bohol?

sum-olan nakas imong avatar?
#253
Quote from: vrglguapo on June 03, 2010, 04:31:05 PM
I'm proud to say i started as a deckhand (tiltil ug sisi ug magpintura sa bulkhead sa barko) and every year i was promoted first to ordinary seaman then to able seaman,quarter master ,to Boatswain mate,and my last rank before i stop, i was a 3rd Deck officer..I have a memorable and rich memory on my previous job and i'm not sorry to start tiltil ug sisi,It made me as what i am now..

kalami diay sa imong trabaho, bai, kay  suroy suroy ra man.  nganong niundang na man ka?  sayang ang mga lugar nga wala pa nimo maadto-i. hehehe
#254
Quote from: statesville on June 03, 2010, 11:52:30 AM
Bitaw sad tong paria wala man makonsensya sa iyang gibuhat nidagan
  dinha sa Pinas palayo sa America kay diay nagtago.
Daghan na ra ba nga mga foreigners dinha, whatever reason naa sila diha puyo.

pueras maayo,  daghan man corrupt officials dire nga puede ra bayaran aron makalusot sila :(
#255
Quote from: statesville on June 03, 2010, 11:33:49 AM
At least justice will be served, as they say
you can run but you cannot hide, sakpan lang gihapon.

mora pos pari diris bohol nga child molester dugay nahibalo-an :(
#256
General Topic / Re: McDonald for Everyone
June 03, 2010, 11:14:53 AM


yummy!!!!

#257
Quote from: vrglguapo on June 02, 2010, 06:27:01 PM
Singapore
Sultanate of Oman
UAE
Saudi arabia
India Pakistan
Bangladesh
Brazil
China
South Korea
Taiwan
Vietnam
Japan
Malaysia
Australia
Papua New Guinea
New Zealand
Tasmania
Bora Bora
Tahiti
Marquesas Island
Pago pago
American Samoa
Columbia
Venezuela
Ecuador
Amazon River
French Guiyana
Uruguay
Argentina
Chile
Falkland Island
Punta Arenas
Ushuaia
Panama
Costa Rica
Hundoras
Nicaragua
Guatemala
Mexico
Dominican Republic
Puerto Rico
From New York to Florida(East Coast States)
Canada
Quebec
Nova Scotia
Iceland
UK
Norway
Finland
Sweden
Denmark
Italy
Spain
Germany
France
Portugal
Morocco
Egypt
Turkey
Russia
etc,etc
That's the countries i have been since working on those cruise ship for 10 years..

Song of AmericaMajesty of the SeasSilver CloudM/S Sun VikingT/SS Albatross My Souvenir picture with the famous little mermaid of Copenhagen who fall in love with a human being pls.read the book of Hans Christian Andersen or Watch Disney (the little mermaid)for the full story

united nations man jud....hehehe.  unsa diay imong trabajo sa barko, bai?
#258
Quote from: taga tigbao on June 03, 2010, 09:49:01 AM
kusog nga uwan kaajo sa sajong kabuntagon tungod sa LPA sa South China Sea.

9:48 am may bidlisiw nga gamay sa adlaw nga nakalusot

naa diay kas taliwas dagat tigs, maajong paglawig diha, bai.  Kami dani nanglutak na ning mga basakan kay perting inita :(
#259
Photos Unlimited / Re: Hotel California in Pictures
June 03, 2010, 10:33:03 AM
Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on June 03, 2010, 09:52:12 AM

Hotel California in Pictures

pic 1: On a dark desert highway
pic 2: Cool wind in my hair
        Warm smell of colitas
        Rising up through the air..
unsay sunod?....
#260
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 03, 2010, 08:37:46 AM
Quote from: way_paki on June 02, 2010, 11:49:23 PM
Windgate, naa bitaw lutak nang bibingka.

bibingka na pod.  sa  tagalog kay tahong na siya.
#261
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
June 03, 2010, 06:34:48 AM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 02, 2010, 11:53:27 PM
Makatagbaw ang kinilawng buli-buli-bulinao

labina paresan ug bahaw :)
#262
deadma lang...  :P :P :P
#263
pertiiiiinnnnng inita oi!!!!
#264
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 02, 2010, 08:00:46 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 02, 2010, 07:57:27 PM
diay usa ka libo para sa mutilaw ug ugdo humot humot sama sa bibingka.

bibinka nga lami... Censored man nang imo vhinz. hehehe
#265
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 02, 2010, 07:49:01 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 02, 2010, 07:47:02 PM
gamay gamay pero dako dako ug ugdo.

ugdo man jud.  Hambon diay...
#266
hahaha mora man kag si pacquiao, jig  - bring it on. hehehe.  calma lang basin ma highblood ka. nah, kataw-an ra unya ka ni mr gayoma  ;)
#267
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 02, 2010, 01:52:21 PM
He he, you may wish to run for mayor in 2013, Sir FD... ;D

aha modagan?  sa guindulman? :)
#268
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
June 02, 2010, 01:51:59 PM
mahjong....
#269
Quote from: statesville on June 02, 2010, 10:37:50 AM
Pataka man lang iyang abogado ug file ug false imprisonment,
  siya ra man nag butang sa iyang kaugalingon diha sa lingkoranan
  wala man sirad-i ang pultahan. Sabog seguro maong wala kamata.

matingala pa man ka ang mga kano^ nga maayo man na sila mag palusot or mga weird ba kaha hinoon :)  kato bitawng namatay sa cancer kay gikiha man ang sigarillo nga mao kunoy hinungdan.  nya naa poy nitambok kay sige kaon sa mcdonald nikiha pod.  Ano ba yan!!!
#270
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 02, 2010, 01:33:06 PM
Quote from: way_paki on June 02, 2010, 12:50:12 PM
Gipautang ko sa akong higala, apan pagbayad nako, times two (x2) na.

na, bantay jud mo anang mga five six.
#271
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
June 02, 2010, 01:31:48 PM
Quote from: way_paki on June 02, 2010, 01:27:34 PM
Gabii manuga among silingan.

manuga diay ug buntag?  :)
#272
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Giinom Karon?
June 02, 2010, 08:49:05 AM
The Bar.  Atay oi buntag sajo gainom na. haayyy!
#273
Pedro: Alam mo pare, ang damidaming babaeng nababaliw sa akin. Paano ko kaya sila mapipigilan?
Juan: Tigilan mo ang pag-stambay sa Mental Hospital!!
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If your ears itch, someone is thinking of you.
If your eyes, itch, sumone wants to see you.
If your lips itch, someone is dying to kiss you.
If your entire body itches, KAGID NA YAN! KAGID!!!
------------ --------- -------
DIARY ng PANGET:
Dear Diary, I'm so happy talaga. Nahuli kasi ako ng ang kong nakatingin sa kanya. Minura nya ako. g***!! Narinig ko na rin ang voice niya! Ang ganda niya talaga! Last time nga, itinulak niya ako! Dumugo ang nose ko kasi sinadya ko siyang banggain. Nakakakilig, di ba? At least nagkadikit kami!
Ask nga siya ng pix ko, kasi ipapasalvage daw niya ako. So sweet!! At ang pinaka da best pa, sabi ko "love you!" Reply niya "f*** you!!" Sarap np? Nahorny ako..
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LIFE in HELL.
Demonyo - di ka pwede dito, isa kang addict. Sige, LAYAS!
Addict: Bakit?
Demonyo: Kasi pag-bangag ka, para kang nasa HEAVEN!
... pagtsur uy!! hehehehe!!
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Nanay: knock, knock!!
Anak: hu's der?
Nanay: nanay nimo!!
Anak: Nanay nimo hu??
Nanay: bu**** ka! ablihi ko! pa who who pa ka diha! amawa ka! OFEN door, NOW!!
------------ --------- --
Mama: JUan, why man ni imo grado? Daghan man red?
Juan: Nahutdan itom nga ink amo titser ma.
Mama: Ngano'ng naa man pud "F" diri sa card?
Juan: Mama oi, maratol dayon. Ipasabot ana "FASAR!"
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Boy comes to class with broken eyeglasses.
Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.
Teacher: Then how did your glasses break?
Boy: She corssed her legs!!!
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Si Juan ug si Pedro sa Lasang.
Juan: Tabang bai, gipaak ako o*** sa cobra!!
Pedro: Ako text-san si doc.
  ... sa text: Pedro: doc, ako amigo gipaak ug cobra. Unsa ako buhaton?
                  Doc: supsupa ang samad nga gipaak sa cobra, kuhaa ang duga!!
Juan: Bai, unsay gisulti sa doctor??
Pedro: Sorry wa na kuno'y pagasa bai!!!
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Your EX is limping around the front yard bleeding to death. What do you do??
Remain clam... Reload. Aim. Shoort again!!! Good job!! Hahahahaha!! !
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Old couple at SM holding hands while window shopping.
Sikyo: Ka sweet ninyo oi?!
Lolo: 50yrs na ming minyo, ingon jud mi. Di ko mokompyansa kay SHOPLIFTER ni!!

#274
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 01, 2010, 04:10:23 PM
Wala na ko kasabot ani. Ngano nga gimantala man dinhi ang kahawod sa Guindulman ug sa mga lumulupyo niini? Tinuod man o dili, nganong imudmod man sa atong nawong kining maong mga kasayoran? (Luoy baya intawon, kay wala juy unod o punto ang gipangyawit.) Naa ba guy nanaway sa katawhan o sa lungsod sa Guindulman, nga wala man?   

Morag gilihay man ang isyu ani, imbis ang gihisgotan mao ang walay puangod nga pagputol sa mga kahoy didto, gipalutaw man hinuon nga kunohay giyubit ang Guindulman. Diversionary tactic man ni. Wala intawon, oi. Ngano gud intawon nga panawayon man ang lungsod. Gipanalipdan man gani. 

typical nga abogado, bai hubs... hehehe
#275
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 01, 2010, 03:36:46 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on June 01, 2010, 02:16:32 PM
Kahoy nga higala sa katawhan usahay mahimong biktima sa walay gidulaw ug walay puangod nga mga lider kunohay.

kunohay paguapo sa merkado pero ngano giapil ang acacia ug puo :(
#276
Quote from: hofelina on June 01, 2010, 02:44:14 PM
it is sad to read some out of this world postings, it seems that there is something beyond reality. Is there a world full of illusions!

politico kaajo manay,  maajo kaajo molihay-lihay ug storya. hahaha
#277
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
June 01, 2010, 01:40:10 PM
Quote from: islander on June 01, 2010, 01:20:19 PM
si lorenzo maoy nasayod

tuba^ ra may aho.
#278
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
June 01, 2010, 01:05:08 PM
Quote from: islander on June 01, 2010, 11:44:38 AM
downed with pinot noir

unsa man nang "pinot noir"?
#279
Quote from: Lorenzo on June 01, 2010, 12:17:10 PM
A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin
was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of
flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and
eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart
opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart
closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.

The guy next to him asked: “Why are you laughing?”

“I was thinking about my own funeral” the man replied.

“What’s so funny about that?”

“I’m a gynecologist.”





;D ;D ;D ;D



basin ovary shape lang doc dili bisong... hehehe
#281
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 31, 2010, 09:09:47 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 31, 2010, 09:06:29 PM
Muta maoy linugdangan sa luha nga gipasagdan.



gipasadan nga sip-on nahimo pod nga kugmo.
#282
giputlan siguro ug ugat ang ijaha maong dili na utgan  :(   luoy pod...
#283
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Exotic Pinay
May 31, 2010, 04:19:11 PM
kana nuon klaro nga igorot... :D
#284
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
May 31, 2010, 12:46:52 PM
sa tinagawog ganyan palaka... ;D
#285
Boston ko... ;)
#286
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
May 31, 2010, 11:31:25 AM
galobo ug mais...
#287
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
May 31, 2010, 09:18:02 AM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 31, 2010, 09:16:55 AM
Mokaon man ko Yummy.

labi na ug sunoban.
#288
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
May 31, 2010, 09:16:19 AM
lami bitaw nang baki...
#289
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Exotic Pinay
May 31, 2010, 09:08:45 AM
bombay man na, pines.. ;D
#290
ginisang tangkong...paresan ug bahaw sa silingan :D
#291
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
May 31, 2010, 09:02:45 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 31, 2010, 08:59:14 AM
Pisat jud morag baki. :P

himoon experiment sa school ;P
#292
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
May 31, 2010, 06:13:33 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 31, 2010, 05:12:10 AM
Before crossing the street.

Basin maligsan kag Pison :P
#293
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 30, 2010, 04:13:31 PM
Quote from: way_paki on May 30, 2010, 04:07:45 PM
ba be bi bo bu, pang grade 1 nga binasahan sauna.

sauna bath lami kaayo :)
#294
humbang baboy.  namista ko ron.  hehehe
#295
Quote from: chicogon on May 29, 2010, 09:47:46 PM
Kalooy sa Ginoo abot kaajo ang online edition sama sa DYRD, DYTR ug DYHP!!! AM mao nay paborito sa mga mahilig news, FM sa mga mahilig music...

hahaha.  hi-tech na jud diay kay on line na man hasta mga am station. abi nako ANC na ang tan-won nga news karon :)
#296
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 30, 2010, 09:45:45 AM
Quote from: rogamz on May 30, 2010, 09:39:51 AM
my mind is out of town

town sab sila oi, tagbilaran pastilan gadagsang na samok

samok jud sila maajo ipa liso ila mind aron mabut-an hehehe..


hehehe. nasaag man ka bai.  tulis sa bohol to nga thread.
#297
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 30, 2010, 09:36:33 AM
Quote from: islander on May 30, 2010, 09:30:30 AM
ka-katow sa ahong mata, unsa na ba ni.

ni-hubag na^ kay gikan ka nang hangad :)
#298
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
May 29, 2010, 08:12:09 PM
Quote from: way_paki on May 29, 2010, 08:09:19 PM
I love sinugbang baboy.

makahigh-blood man nang baboy :(
#299
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
May 29, 2010, 05:55:54 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 29, 2010, 05:35:02 PM
Let's revive this thread.

aron magbolakbol si wolf.. :)
#300
Quote from: chicogon on May 29, 2010, 03:31:47 PM
Kana diay mga balita sama sa Inyong Alagad, sa AM Radio mana. Daghan pa gehapon maminaw ana.

abot pa diha ang am padz?  radio veritas tingale...hehehe