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wow!  now my only problem is my unreliable broadband.  but i've learned to live with it.  when it shows tantrums, i get up to do some housework.  i think they call it multi-tasking?

Quote from: diablo on September 11, 2013, 06:01:49 AM
just to remind you that you are under close monitoring

unhappy people don't need to announce their unhappiness.  first, they are not countries.  second, it's time to convince themselves that money does not impress.

Quote from: diablo on September 11, 2013, 06:00:36 AM
padayon sa imong lista nga way mi basa numoero UNO

you must be mistaking this for your own unvisited website...

Quote from: diablo on September 11, 2013, 05:58:07 AM
nag paka buta, bungol....hihihihi

a conclusion of a still unclassified mammal?

Quote from: diablo on September 11, 2013, 05:55:59 AM

any better idea?

i've been trying to look for the UN indices used.  no luck so far.  but i'll continue until i find them.  there are just a myriad of studies and the results in terms of ranking vary.  (i.e., UN as against gallup poll, for one.)

some observations, so far: northern europe leads.  so do cold countries.

creative bogal-bogal nga panglingaw ra ni.  tanan klaseng pakatawa giimbento na diri sa ato about this very disappointing, embarrassing, incredible, unbelievable thievery.

In 2012, the Philippines also performed well when Elaine Kay Moll, sent by Bb Pilipinas, won 3rd runner-up.

Mutya’s victory coincides with the Gold [50th] Anniversary of the Bb. Pilipinas organization. Before her win, the last time a Bb Pilipinas queen brought home a major international crown was in 2005, when Lara Quigaman was proclaimed Miss International in Tokyo, Japan.


A LEAP FOR THE PHILIPPINES. Mutya with Bb Pilipinas pageant director Madame Stella Marquez-Araneta

As Mutya Datul begins her reign as an international beauty queen, she only has this to say:

“I am very thankful to the Bb Pilipinas team and to Madame Stella Marquez-Araneta for giving me this chance. I hope that I can be faithful in my duties as a Bb Pilipinas winner and as Miss Supranational 2013.” - Rappler.com

But before that can happen, she has a year of duties to fulfill as Miss Supranational 2013. Mutya said, “Next month [Oct], I will return to Belarus so I can meet the past winners of Supranational. We will be travelling to different countries starting with Panama.”

Panama is an important nation to the Supranational franchise; its founding organization, the World Beauty Association, is based there. The pageant itself is quite young â€" only on its 5th year â€" but it has quickly established itself as a prestigious competition, attracting over 80 nations this year alone.


HER VICTORY IS THEIR VICTORY. Bb Pilipinas 2013 1st runner-up Pia Wurtzbach, Bb Pilipinas-Tourism Joanna Cindy Miranda, Miss Supranational 2013 Mutya Johanna Datul, Bb Pilipinas-Universe Ariella Arida and Bb Pilipinas-International Bea Rose Santiago

As Miss Supranational 2013, Mutya also wins a heavy purse: US$25,000 which she says will go to her mother’s daily medication [mom Perly Datul suffers from a blood condition called aplastic anemia], the education of her 5 siblings and a savings account for the future.


LOVING DAUGHTER. Mutya wipes her mom's forehead as her dad gives a message

Mutya also intends to remain in Manila to work as a model and perhaps make it as an actress so she can continue to provide for her family.

According to the beauty queen, her family has always been her inspiration in life and that she joined pageants so she could raise money to help support them. Her Supranational crown is dedicated to them.


VICTORY FOR THE FAMILY. Part of Mutya's winnings will go to her mom's medication, her siblings' education and personal savings

Although Mutya did not expect to win, she says she had a strong premonition she would.

“Right before I set foot on Belarus, I suddenly saw myself returning with a crown on my head. I don’t know why I saw that! And then when the two hosts [on coronation night] said that the winner comes from ‘far, far, far away,’ I suddenly felt something heavy on my head.”

And before she knew it, the Philippines was announced and she was being crowned the winner.

The most heartwarming part of the night was when Mutya’s family went up on stage. Her mother, father and 3 out of 5 siblings were there to welcome her. For a moment, they hugged and cried together.


TOUCHING MOMENT. Mutya with her parents and siblings on stage

The highlight of the victory party was when Mutya talked about the closed door interview with the judges. She explained that the contestants entered the room in groups of 5 and they all had to answer the same question: Tell us about yourself and why you want to be Miss Supranational.


A FUNNY STORY. Mutya talks about her funny interview experience at the Miss Supranational pageant

Jokingly, she told this story, which drew much laughter from the crowd:

“The other 4 girls were like newscasters. They spoke too much. I was just listening and falling asleep. Honestly! I knew the judges felt the same way. So when it was my turn, I woke them up by saying ‘Mabuhay!’

"Then I introduced myself in their language. After that, I went straight to the point, saying, ‘I want to become Miss Supranational because this is my ultimate dream and I want it more! I want to be an ambassadress, a good example and give inspiration to many different people.’

"I think the judges loved me because I kept it short and to the point!”

The loudest to laugh in the audience of press folk was news reporter Patricia Fernandez, a former Bb Pilipinas titleholder herself. Even TV presenters from the different networks laughed at the candor of the newly-crowned beauty queen.

GLOWING LIKE THE SUN. Mutya Datul surrounded by the other Miss Supranational candidates, all happy for her victory. Photo from the Miss Supranational Facebook page

At her welcome party in Gloria Maris, Gateway Mall, Cubao the evening of Sept 9, the self-confessed "probinsyana" [country girl] greeted the press and apologized for being several hours late. She admitted that she got confused and missed her flight since it was her first time to travel abroad, alone.

In Filipino, she said, “First of all I want to say sorry that I made you all wait so long. This is not the first time I got lost. I also missed my flight on the way to Belarus!”

Welcome back, Mutya Datul!

by Joyce Burton-Titular
09/10/2013

MANILA, Philippines - The Philippines’ reputation as a pageant powerhouse took a giant leap with the victory of a Filipina in the Miss Supranational 2013 beauty pageant held last Sept 6 [Sept 7 PH time] in Minsk, Belarus.


OUR OWN CINDERELLA. Miss Supranational 2013 Mutya Datul glows at her victory party on Sept 9. All photos by Jory Rivera/OPMB

Mutya Johanna Datul, who hails from the town of Sta Maria in the province of Isabela, bested 82 other beauties from all over the world, winning the crown and the Miss Personality special award, and becoming the first-ever Filipina and Asian to win Miss Supranational.

The 5’8” stunner won the right to represent the Philippines in the international beauty tilt when she won the Supranational Philippines title during the Bb Pilipinas 2013 Gold pageant last March.

of course naman.  di gyod to iya.  this is the signature of ferdinand marcos on the document that declared martial law:



how dare them imply that this is the signature on those pork barrel allocations.  small time.

Janet Lim Napoles together with Ombudsman Conchita Carpio-Morales during yesterday’s Inter-Agency Anti-Graft Coordinating Council (IAAGCC) news conference.

“Another way to determine if it’s the real De Lima or not is by pinching both her cheeks simultaneously as hard as you can,” advised the doctor. “If the skin sags, that is definitely Napoles, but if you hear a loud shriek, then you’re definitely in trouble.”

“Napoles would also appear in public telling everyone that the NBI believes that she’s still in the country but they’re hiding,” added Dr. Pollux. “What they don’t realize is that she’s really hiding in plain sight.”

Her endgame, according to the doctor, is to kidnap the real Justice Secretary, and changing her face to look like Napoles, and claiming the P10M reward for herself.

note: these satirical news excerpts are from the website with the blurb "News that won’t make you depressed to read the news."  for the complete news item, here's the link: http://sowhatsnews.wordpress.com/2013/08/28/napoles-underwent-plastic-surgery-to-look-exactly-like-leila-de-lima/

This author had to ask the doctors: “How are we gonna know who is the real Justice Secretary?”

“Remember when De Lima downplayed the news that Napoles had plastic surgery?” asked Dr. Troy. “That was Napoles!”

Releasing the list of her vehicles, 28 houses as well as her absurd possessions was also Napoles’ handiwork.

“She’s flaunting it!” said the doctor.

Napoles Underwent Plastic Surgery to Look Exactly Like Leila De Lima

August 28, 2013

MANILA, Philippines  â€" The reason that the National Bureau of Investigation (NBI) alongside the Department of Justice (DOJ) are having difficulties tracking down Janet Lim Napoles can be known: The alleged mastermind in the P10 billion “pork barrel scam” already had extensive plastic surgery done to look exactly like DOJ Secretary Leila de Lima.

mahimo kang bato, hahaha!

it will be naturally coursed through some NGO or other with very inspiring names, and then a certain percentage, usually 20 to 30, will end in a bathtub.  the rest will be reserved as kitty for the next election... easy does it.

torture gyod.  that's the term, huhuhu.  who cooked this?  fr chic himself?  goodness me.  it's pancit fit for a pope!

mora nig bam-i kay gisagol ang miki ug sotanghon.  wa lang niy tihik-tihik sa sagol, aguruuuy...

great pancits in manila: canton at max's, sotanghon at savory

usa ra gyod akong hangyo basta humba.  ayaw lang gyod ko patan-awa sa baboy nga buhi pa.  di gyod ko makatulon sa karne ana. 

mao bitaw nga kun bisperas bisan asa nga lugar, mohawa gyod ko tungod sa hilakanay ug baboy anang gabii.  di ko makatulog, magsige lang kog kahibung mounsa ang ginoo ani nga nagpahilak man ta ug hayop. 

hinaot unta nga ma-sophisticated na ang pinas in the very near future in a sense nga di na tugtan ang ihaw sa residential areas.  adto ra sa slaughterhouse, unya electric shock pa gyod.  kalit, unya di sakitan ang hayop.

aguy.  gone are the days nga mokaon ko sa tambok ani.  karon, daginoton na lang ug kuha ang unod.  pero, bahog ug ayo sa sabaw, hahaha!  sugot ko sabaw ra ani akong sud-an, and plenty of bahaw nga kan-on, yiheeey!

nagsayal lagi ka, nyor.  morag padung mo-flores de mayo.

aw, oo, two centuries diay.  i sit corrected.  nabali akong kantang yoyoy villame nga maoy akong timaan sa landing ni magellan.

"on march sixteen fifteen hundred twenty-one..." unta to.  aguy, nikanta man kog "on march fifteen sixteen hundred twenty-one..."  sorry po.  di ni mental retardation.  mental retrogression lang, hangyo, hehe.

bitaw, bai hubs, were you part of magellan's welcome committee?

saging dinung-ag unya parisan ug kinudkod nga lubi nga medyo maguwang sa butong, unya asin imbis asukar... damgo ba lang.  when kaha ko makakaon ani...

A photo by a Bayan Patroller shows hostages of the Moro National Liberation Front group that raided the city of Zamboanga shown bound by a cord together as they are being moved from one place to another at the height of the siege on Monday. 

http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/

Quote from: Lollapalooza on September 10, 2013, 03:27:32 PM
speaking of kamras.. hain na gyud to si engr. pikoy oi... mao to'y kusog mangamras...

bitaw, uy... kamras, tuhik, yatak, tamak, patid, you name it, he does it.  apil pa tanan violent computer games...

PIKOY, BALIK NA!  aron mapaspas ug alegre ning tb.  atot ba nimo uy.  mamiya lang kag mga buhing dagko...

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 10, 2013, 03:23:17 PM
Oh, my! Older then than Koshkosh Balongush who was born in 1721!

at least naman koshkosh was born a century after magellan landed in the philippines.

stylite islander version

pakamras tingali ay....

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 10, 2013, 03:13:39 PM
Hmm, haven't you considered the possibility that I am Miriam herself?

(Agoi, hapit na ta matakdi sa naay delusion of idiotic grandeur diri!)

i did imagine, briefly.  but miriam would have no time for tb much as she would wish she had.  chronic fatigue, you know...

dia pay qualified tingali nga no. 7 punchline ni miriam:

on her arch-enemy, senator jp enrile---

"He is a man who has grown so old in government corruption that I believe he was a waiter during the Last Supper."

Read more: http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/484303/lawmakers-linked-to-pork-barrel-scam-should-be-jailed-says-santiago#ixzz2eXDz4iN4

tuna kinilaw ray ako bi... gigutom man kong gatan-aw ani, huhuhu.

what a great saint.  i'm inspired to do something good at least today because i can't seem to do good every day...

wow, my piborit waffo!

unsa man ka hubag?  gag writer ni miriam?

what really happened on august 17:

682     St. Leo II begins his reign as Catholic Pope

1180    Yoritomo Minamoto leads uprising against emperor Kiyomori Taira

1498    Cardinal Borgia renounced his vows and office to marry a French
           princess

1544    Imperial/English armies occupy Saint-Dizier France

1563    King Charles IX of France (13) declared an adult

1577    Peace of Bergerac: Political rights for Huguenots

1579    Francois van Anjou visits English queen Elizabeth I

1585    Antwerp surrenders after 8 months siege by duke of Parma

1648    Battle at Preston, Lancashire: Henry Ireton beats Scottish

1717    France, Russia and Prussia sign agreement

1721    Koshkosh Balongush was born

more at http://www.brainyhistory.com/days/august_17.html

kanyahay ra modiretso na lang kog plan z aron mahuman dayon.

close-up of the nuno

stylite, philippine version, aka nuno sa punso

and the plan's code is zzzzzzzz?

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 10, 2013, 10:17:36 AM
Luoy pud ang MNLF. Sidelined by the current peace process.

luoy?  maybe.  but it was probably their internal fighting that did them in.  as for nur misuari, he had his day.  his leadership of the autonomous region was a disappointment, never mind his reputation of corruption.  his background as a former u.p. professor may have done him in good stead had he simply stuck it out as the brains (and ideologue) behind the aspirations of the filipino muslims.  political power didn't suit him.

goodness me.  i hope this ends soon.  lives need not be wasted for a mere power grab.

yes, i am the beast.  you are the beauty.

Quote from: bugsay on September 09, 2013, 09:08:07 PM
hehehe...kon magluto'g higanteng kamote..

tagnaa unsay scientific name ug higanteng camote nga naay tiil...

hirit? 

balongus diablus!

kinahanglan pod ka ani ug higante nga abuhan.

padayon, aron mosamot kabansiwag kun unsa ka nga klase, mandaluyong baby.

steel axe, mind.

unya imo pa gyong dugangan dinhi? 

hohum.  tigols ka na para anang imong mga pa-epek uy.

but i have no hammer.  axes, i got plenty.

then instead of wallowing in self-pity and appearing beggarly for attention, one should strive for salvation and pray for such grace to be bestowed on him.

yabag.  bati pa gyod ang lyrics.

Zamboanga City was plunged into a crisis after about 300 MNLF rebels rampaged through coastal communities in the city that left at least six people dead.

The fighting happened after the troops backed by tanks blocked the guerrillas â€" armed by assault rifles â€" from marching into Zamboanga city to raise their flag at city hall.

The military said  the rebels were boxed into a Muslim coastal slum called Rio Hondo and were refusing to negotiate with security forces.

Zamboanga Mayor Maria Isabelle Climaco said sporadic gunbattles had killed a navy special forces member, a policeman and four civilians, while 24 civilians, rebels and soldiers were wounded. The military said at least two guerrillas were killed.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/

“Only people working directly in managing situation will be permitted to go around the city including those in the medical profession,” it also said.

Those working for evacuation and distribution of relief goods are permitted to go around the city.

On Tuesday, classes will also remain suspended in all levels in both public and private institutions in Zamboanga City.

Work in all offices likewise is also cancelled for Tuesday except for offices providing frontline services, it added.

8 p.m. to 5 a.m. curfew up in Zambo City; classes, work suspended

By Frances Mangosing
INQUIRER.net
6:57 pm | Monday, September 9th, 2013

MANILA, Philippines â€" Curfew was imposed in Zamboanga City on Monday following a standoff between government troops and  Moro National Liberation Front gunmen.

“With the current situation in the City, Mayor Beng Climaco is declaring the imposition of curfew in Zamboanga City starting 8 p.m. to 5 a.m.,” the Zamboanga City posted in its Twitter account.

Curfew was authorized by the city council, which met on a special session Monday afternoon, it added.

diay klarong katol...

how self-engrossed.  ikaw sakitan pero wa kay tagad unsay epekto sa imong mga claims sa imong posts, those threats, boasts, and barely dressed women?  how else would you want to be called, a hero?

kay ni-react ko adversely sa imong mga cut-and-paste girls nga ikalit lang nimog bansiwag bisag asa nga thread, imo pa hinoong samtan?  don't expect to be called a genius, old miserable man.

si samson ni.  si delilah nga baye di mogukod nimo uy.

balongrobertdiablolakandulaayesha

twins, as in duha ka sungay, the left and the right.

eye am watching you.  gipaningot na ug bugnaw, o...

hihihi, to quote you...

korog your heart, bastard.

go ahead, make my day.

si balong ug diablo usa ra na siya.  bahalag tua siya sa amazon jungle, tungod lagi kay gikorikong na ang utok, sayon ra na siya guyoron sa mandaluyong.

Quote from: diablo on September 09, 2013, 06:59:18 PM
hala kiha kay daghan man ka ug kwarta. di ba naa kay dollar account

talagang miserable ka.  dollar account ray makapakiha?  small time man diay ka.   

Quote from: diablo on September 09, 2013, 06:57:48 PM
nganong ma moyboy man ko ug $20 nga kantidad. wa gani ko mamoyboy ni votives $200 ahong gi hatag

hoy, unsa man diay ang tuyo nimo nga imo mang balikbalikon ug announce, ha?  pamoyboy ug pabilib, what else.  kay di man ko mo-admitir nga nagmahay ka, hahaha!  kalooy tawon nimo uy.

lupig pa nimo si gollum nga usa ray estoryahan nga kaugalingon, si smeagol ra.  ikaw?  arang gajod.  naa si diablo, robert, lakandula, ayesha... obvious ba nga ikaw ra ni tanan?  morag gitipdas na man gyod intawon nang imong utok brain uy.

kiha dinha, and be the greatest clown that you really are.  p.s. mas sayon ka ikiha, take note. 

namoyboy ka uy kay imong balikbalikon ang imong paghatag.  miserable.  phew.

now showing, tres huevos.  puro bugok. 

starring balong, robert and diablo.  supporting role, ayesha.

kumbinsido na ko ni hubag kun kinsay IDIOT.

Quote from: robert on September 09, 2013, 05:42:33 PM
mora jud ka ug si tessie tindera sa bingka. you belittle me to make yourself look BIG. nga kaya ko nimong singhagan. kong ingnon ka naho nga boang ka islander. nga ikaw angay na pa poy-on sa mental hospital. how would you feel. malipay ba ka islander

malipay gyod ko.  imagine, ang angay moadto sa mandaluyong maoy moingon nako.  klaro na gyod kinsay angay didto.  boo!  balik na sad ta aning imong pangora ug kwarta ug ang imong piborit nga tinderag bingka.  wa ba tawon ka pul-i ana, iyu?  bisan imo pang kaugalingon imong ikora, bisag ang namaligya ug bingka namaligya pod ug balanghoy, di ikalimod ang hambogero gihapon nga way angay, nadungagan pa nga bastos.  git?

tubaga ko.  unsay imong bation kun imong anak nga barely dressed ang i-post dinhi?  btw, pareha bag nawong nimo ang imong anak?

Netizens ask to #PrayForZamboanga

September 9, 2013 - 2:33pm



MANILA, Philippines - Filipino netizens extended their sympathies and support to the residents of Zamboanga City where a clash between rebel forces and government troops erupted on Monday.

On Twitter, Filipinos are using the hashtag "#PrayForZamboanga," which has become one of the trending topics for the Philippines, along with "MNLF," "ZamboCrisis," and "Mindanao."

"MNLF" stands for Moro National Liberation Front, the groups whose alleged members infiltrated some coastal barangays of Zamboanga City.

http://www.philstar.com/

nudists belong to their colony.  palakwa usa nila sa downtown florida, chances are dakpon.  so your example does not hold.  ang mga nalisoan bitaw, i-commit man sa mandaluyong.  kanang epok nimo nga imong ipanghambog, di na madawat ug black-tie dinner sa white house.

same here in tb.  your cut-and-paste chicks don't belong to any thread here.  mao nga gihimo mi nimong buing kay bisag asa na lang nimo i-paste.

balik na diri sa pilipinas bi.  mingaw na ang mandaluyong...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on September 09, 2013, 04:43:53 PM


R-E-S-P-E-C-T

wow!  mao niy true.  salud!

Quote from: Lollapalooza on September 09, 2013, 04:39:57 PM


A man caught having sex with a goat was forced to marry her as a punishment in Sudan. They even ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50)


#hahahahahaha

sayang.  ka-afford unta kaayo si balong ani.  what's 50 dollars for a millionaire like him?

this thread is really an IDIOT's thread for his tall tales.

luod ka.  sige, pangita pag paagi nga matuman ang imong gusto nga cut-and-paste ug mga barely dressed women dinhi.  samti pa.  kahibawo kang pila mi ka buok nga wa kaayon ani, sigehan pa gyod nimo.  gusto tingali nimo nga mapareha ang tubagbohol sa imong website nga gilangaw. 

ayaw kalibog nganong atakehon ka.  and not only by me.  it's simply because of who you are, the things you stand for, and how you insist on ramming these down other people's throats, expecting adulation in the process.  miserable.   

thanks, loll.  my day is made.  for every plunder in this country, there are little inspiring things such as this.  we have hope.

gusto galing mag-senador o congressman ang kinamanghuran ay.

hehe, hinaot unta nga motumaw na tong usa ka engineer.  as for votives, i'm glad to know he's okay.

which engineer is this?

aguy.  good only for a one-way jeepney ride.  something is truly askew here.

kanyahay ra ang nawong ni hugh heffner lupig pay tiil nga napuno ug athlete's foot.

then ang vitamin nimo sa mata adto ra didto kun diin nimo kuhaa.  ayaw i-transport dinhi.  labaw pa man diay kang mo-cut-and-paste.  sige kag accuse ni hubag ana, but look at you.  daghan kag pasikot-sikot nga rason basta lang mosaler ang imong pagkamatinumanon.  taud-taod ani moingon na pod ka nga daghang mahimo ang kwarta.  pagka-miserable gyod tawon nimo uy.   

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO RESPECT WOMEN! 

hoy, ang imong inahan baye.  naa kay anak nga dalagita.  naa kay igsoong baye.  unsa kahay imong bation kun kalit lang nga ilang law-ay nga hulagway ang imong makit-an dinhi, simbako lang?

oh, my heavens.  this is terrible and terrifying.  my prayers to your loved ones there, loll. 

i will never understand why people would kill for political power.  how sad and saddening can we be?

we share in your loss, fr chic.  our prayers.  may your friend rest in peace.

who cares.

hahahahaha!  right on the head of the nail kay ang head sa nail di gyod mapuok sa kauwaw kay wa may uwaw.

and poor filipino voters.  we keep voting them into office.  serves us right.

kaluod ba nimo, balong.  mao ning maglisod ang uban dinhi ug laban nimo kay matinumanon ka sa imong tira-pasagad nga gusto, gawas pa sa imong lahi nga reality. 

this is a forum for ideas, no matter how far out, and for shared laughter and experiences.  you insist nga sagolan gyod nimo ug mga cut-and-pasted nga mga baye from who knows what websites you've joined for a fee to feed a rabid old man's depravity.  i now understand why it's difficult for any woman to put up with you.

Quote from: chicogon on September 09, 2013, 02:09:38 PM


Fans in their Sunday costumes

the cardinals?  the pope must not be far behind...

di lagi ko kasabot ug american football, huhuhu.  european football hinoon as in the world cup, mabuang gyod ko. 

as for the second definition, u.s. jurisprudence may require proof of damage, such as medical records or lost contracts because the plaintiff had been called an idiot.

also, for a defamation charge to stick, it has to be provably false.  uh-huh.  how?  an i.q. test result?  weird.

and this last one is the hardest to prove in this case.

Quote from: islander on September 09, 2013, 02:24:16 PM
is applying the word idiot to someone, imagined or otherwise, enough cause for a defamation suit? 

answer: it would depend on what the meaning of the word idiot is...

According to Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary, idiot has two definitions. One is “a person affected with extreme mental retardation,” and the other is “a foolish or stupid person.”

where's the catch?  the first definition may prove a suit as retarded, to say the least.  i still have to see a retardate go to court because he was called a retardate. 

just continue to be misty-eyed.  if you enjoy your posts, so am i enjoying mine.