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if you need na tour guide in middle east, you know where to find me...

Quote from: Mari on September 17, 2007, 01:37:42 AM
i'd love to go to Giza and meet the Sphynx and side trip to the valley of the queens

Aya naalng day mari kay basig maapil ka sa curse of the pharoh!

Tang ina! Almost 12hrs ko nag fasting! Pag abot nako sa balay nag inom ang tropa! Wala koy mahimo kundi maki join nalang! ahahahah! Puslan man way nagmahal, tagay pa!

maayo kay dili makamao mopaak ang inyang songbee! hahahahahaha!

yup! i'll be a virgin for life!

naa cguro na syay anting2x ni san david! ahahahahahah!

accessible kaayo if naa kay datung! hahahahahahah!

daghan man na dire sa phil embassy ug sa mga western compunds!

with respect to the biomagnetic therapy, the direct contact of our body to the earths magnetics field will increase our life span.

Quote from: C2H4 on September 16, 2007, 06:40:16 AM
This picture is dedicated to Mr Mohandis. Sir, Enjoy! 

samay labot nako ani uy! heheheheh

sikat man sad!

dapit na sa luyo sa PMI kanang Cosmo Royal...murag year 2000 naman cguro to sila niundang.

para atong pabaylo-ag humay ba!

kanang murag oblation pose ba leo!

kana sad daw mga tiguwang na magsige ug tiniil mao na makapataas ug kinabuhi! akong mga great grandparents cge gyud to magtiniil mangguna sa ba-ol!

kaming duha nanghilak! ahahahahhah!

Wala bay member sa "Ang Dating Daan" dire? hhaahhaahhahaha!

Im The Thinker

luto-on nalang himoong dinuguan!

nakapuyo ba kag tagbilaran madame ethylene? kana cosmo royal karaang sinehan na sa tagbilaran...

First date nako kay sa Cosmo Royal man watching Titanic with my first exgf! ahahahahhaha!

Natutulog ba ang Diyos by Gary V.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zb_Vjwrc4vA

buhi pa ko uy! nag sound trip ko! tan-aw sa your favorite song na thread

Lead Me Lord by Gary V.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWm6SWu8f9c

Each Day With You by Nyoy Volante
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfux5VBL8Zo

mang chicks na wa man gani uyab!

pa tsamba raman ng backer...

eeeewwwwwwww! di bagay sa akoa ang poetry!

How Did You Know - Gary V.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buFzIjltJvI&mode=related&search=

Quote from: jaja on September 16, 2007, 04:28:12 AM
my all time fav song "you decorated my life" 

ganahan diay kag kenny rogers ning?

Quote from: jaja on September 16, 2007, 04:22:40 AM
cge sad ko kaaAn  ug chinese

pero, ang kanunay jd madunggan nako 'gma' daw....
mybe cz of my mole and height!!!

maajo kay wa ka tawga ug bukhari ning...

kani sad nindot pampatulog! pwede sad pampahomesick!
Ikaw Lamang by Gary V.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNa-OT6AIc

Nakasuway sad ko na late ug 30mins sa interview, maayo nalang gani kay kaila ni erfat ang arabo na employeer! hehehehe. mao gihapon gisabon na noon kog kasaba sa arabo kay nagsalig daw ko pero ok lang at least i got the job~!

pila na diay edad nimo manang bambina?

dia pa jud
You Needed Me - Boyzone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W57sqklewpM

dia pa jud!
Hard to Say I'm Sorry by - Az Yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaSN10Z9Aqc

mas ganahan ko sa version ni Kai

my all time favorite!
It Might Be You by Kai

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEuSG9hvi0&mode=related&search=

I still dont know nganong favorite ni nako na song...
Buttercup - Busted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6fCgnvAtVM&mode=related&search=

some psychics like madame rosa claimed that they can induce a mild hypnotism on a person and send him into a dreamlike state where he can go through his past or future life...

FYI...angels doesnt have a gender! unsaon man nako pag jerjer ana!

you need to see a psychic to know whether you have been reincarnated or not...

si manang bambina kay wala pa jud nakapa register sa frndster!

kay bright man si chavit...

Mo reklamo ang mga OPEC ana! Gawas pa, dakong trabaho ang pag restructure sa design sa mga existing na internal combustion and steam engines.

anytime with a little dosage of alcohol!

my taste buds! i cant imagine myself dying from anorexia...ahahahahaha!

kada bernes santo nagahimo kog ritual to renew my license for my anting2x barang and any other witchcraft stuffs...ahahahahah!

kanang mabaw na kaayo ug kinatulgan!

Oh my God! Am I dead?

Quote from: Bos_Intong on September 14, 2007, 02:38:34 PM
Hoi, mga RPC products! Reply intawn pod mu!

Nagpaila lang nga dili mu proud nga naka-graduate sa RPC! Hinuon, wala mu nag-inusara! Daghan kaayo ang dili mu-angkon nga taga-RPC/UB, u can ask El Mundo

ahahahhaha! bisag asang eskwelahana parehas lang na! Im proud to be a UBIAN!

I think I could never find
That special love of a kind
Because I’m always behind
In every thoughts of your mind

They said it is true
You deserve someone like you
Someone who shares the same faith with you
Someone who can love you more than I do

Even if it is true
That I’m not the one for you
I would still be loving you
Even if you don’t love me too.

Short Sexual Guide for Men: Which Category Do You Belong to? - Evolution: from retrosexual to metrosexual
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia



Men are regarded as dirty, filthy, blowzy creatures that should be a tad more handsome than the Devil himself. But nowadays, men have to assign their image to an established category, while the old concepts have changed radically, due to the media, technology, and the huge amount of available information.

1. The metrosexual is obsessed with his own image. He's in love with himself. You shouldn’t think that the metrosexual must be handsome like Beckham. What defines him is the excessive narcissism, and an ("feminine") obsession with the way he looks.
The term comes from 'metropolitan' (plus sexual) and is believed to be a product of the consumerism dominating the western world.

Under this pressure, the metrosexual is on a continuous build of his image that must fit all the standards imposed by the media. The result is a type of masculinity which is totally different from the old-fashion stiff and intolerant towards the feminine attitudes and traits. He wears the latest clothing, use the latest Armani perfume, the hair due is perfect and chic. All goes, of course, into snobbism, in many cases, as the metrosexual only uses designer cloths.

The metrosexual goes to the same cosmetic saloons like women do, and in many times, their knowledge on skin moisturizers can overcome those of most women. Nails done, epilated hair, everything should be perfectly ‘redesigned’.

In fact, the metrosexual breaks an old myth, based on some evolutionary assertions: namely that men cannot be as preoccupied by their looks as women are, and could be the result of an equalitarian attitude between the sexes, imposed by the modern society.

The metrosexual is deeply involved in ‘highlife’ society, and jubilates while mingling with famous people, not missing a single party, luxurious dinner or show.

2. The technosexual lives in the world of gadgets, the typical "technological geek".

His love for gadgets goes in many cases beyond aesthetics to turning the new devices into fetishes. But the technosexual does not love himself, but his objects, that define his life. They are the main target of the great companies, and explain the flood of all types of ridiculous silly gadgets around us.

The technosexual is obsessed by the number of GB, and the size of the gadget (which must be small enough to fit into his pocket). He does not enjoy going out, as he gets all that he needs to know through a SMS or surfing the Internet.

3. The vegansexual is obsessed with plant food. This can even lead to rejecting having sex with a meat consumer partner or avoiding any physical contact with those persons. They consider meat eaters as people that consume dead animals. They tend to wear unusual cloths or hair due to signal this, and sometimes even an effeminate gait, to show their sensitivity to environmental issues.

4. The ecosexual is the loner, living in an isolated hut in the mountains or on a remote beach. His aesthetic sense is very developed, even if in many cases he may seem a little blowzy. He's deeply involved in environmental issues, but unlike the vegansexual, with the brain, not with the heart.

5. The pomosexual from 'postmodernism' and 'sexual'. He is a mixed type, between 'heterosexual' and 'homosexual', breaking easily the limits between the sexual categories. You know that some "drag queens" are not gay.

6. The ubersexual is a type of metrosexual, but at a much more advanced intellectual level and much more conscious of what they are/do and what happens. These are the most attractive, dynamic, powerful, elegant and sophisticated men.

They are very confident in their own power and abilities, quite individualist and arrogant, and unlike the most common metrosexual, the keep showing off their strong masculine sexuality. The term comes from the German 'Uber', meaning 'superior' or 'better'.

7. The retrosexual has a developed aesthetic sense, but he neglects his own looks and lifestyle, and does not invest too much in his personal care. Sounds familiar?

dirty kitchen for me! hahahahahah!

swerte inyong mga lolo ug lola kay naay record...my great grandparents died with an approximated age ranges from 105-110.

naa man daghan chicks dire pero gasto lang kaayo kay adto man sa layo e date or e check-in kay samok ning mga police sa riyadh!

kanang dates dire kay maka-on man! perting daghana! hehehehehehe!

bartulina tawon...wala nay door or window ni open! permi nalang close! unsaon pag abot sa swerte? hahahahahaha!

pila ka minutes sad foreplay gusto nimo maam belle?

pero sa case nako karon kay mura naman kog gi bartulina! hahahahahaaha!

ok lang! mas gwapa man sad ang nipuli! hehehehehehe!

sa bohol uy! sa usa ka gamayng isla sa calape! hahahahha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 15, 2007, 12:44:14 PM
gikantahan nimo ana ha? bantog ra nga kabalo ka ana kay karaan gud na sha....

actually, siya ang nikanta para nako! heheheheheeh! it was her favorite!

hahahahaha! timing jud maoy pagsikat ana na kanta mao sad pagbuwag namo sa akong exgf!

kasulay jud ko anang pakang na pagkatuli kay wala may doctor tawon sa amoa! ahahahaha!

gi revive man na sa westlife last 2000

not possible gyud labina if gwapa ang babae! if panget ang babae, medyo possible pa! ahahahahaha!

Quote from: Ginger on September 15, 2007, 05:05:43 AM
maayo diay...

oi..mag banda na pud ta... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea4fXRcJue0&mode=related&search=[url]]]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea4fXRcJue0&mode=related&search=[url][/url]

nindot bitaw na mokanta si bambo...maayo sad mag compose si rico blanco, sayang lang nibuwag si bamboo...

sa final fantasy ba na?

Quote from: Bohol on September 03, 2007, 12:34:05 PM
1.      The first interview question in most of the organization is they ask about you.

2.      The other interview question is why you want to change the job.

3.      Next interview question is they ask about your strengths and weaknesses.

4.      They ask about your special technical skills.

5.      They ask where you see yourself in next 5 and 10 year.

6.      The other interview question is they ask about your family members.

source: interviewmaster.com

unsa man sad top 6 answers ani relatively?

Quote from: Bambi on September 15, 2007, 05:00:32 AM
Hala pamutos na diha and for sure....you will find beautiful ladies there.  Good luck!

b***t na nagpasexchange akong gipangita! ahahahhahha!

wa naman mi kaabot ana! mga karaan na jud mo! hahahahhhah!

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 14, 2007, 10:58:13 PM
nothing can compare the feeling of being here than anywhere else...

mura lagi ug engkantada!

humble kaayo ka maam ethylene!

tanan tao man bright within their respected fields...may nahibal-an ko na wala ka nakabalo...may nahibal-an ka na wala ko kabalo...patas ra tang tanan!

louya sad sa mga banana dili kapanguwag! hahahaahhaha~!

heheheheh...kamo bay mahimong scientist, lalim ba?

wala pa jud madame!

suroy mo didto puhon!

mamura na unya nag ug shakoy kadako! hahahahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 15, 2007, 04:12:29 AM
one reason pod na... pero ako di oi, i used to be a very hard working person, I can earn on my own, i dont care ug naay datung ang guy o wala basta lang palangga lang ko...mao ra gyud na, ug naay datung ug hangal pod... goodbye to you my trusted freind gyud sija...

goodbye to you my trusted freind
we've known each other since we are nine or ten....ahahahhah seasons in the sun man ron!

financial security! love will jump out of the window if nagkutoy na ang tiyan!

maapil jud na sa kaingin!

bohol is a virgin paradise...and im a virgin as well! hahhahahahahaha! 

Have You Ever Seen a ...Pink Beach? - In the Bahamas
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia


The Pink Beach

You know that sand comes in colors of yellow, white, or gray. Sometimes, if it’s volcanic, also black. But what about a pink sand beach?

As incredible as it may seem, they do exist. Harbour Island (Bahamas) is most renowned for its pale pink sand beaches, some over 3 miles (5 km) long and 50 to 100 feet (15 to 30 m) wide, some of the very best beaches in the archipelago. The unique color of the Pink Beach is amazing by itself, and imagine the combination of pink sand, azure-blue sky, turquoise water, and green palm trees. Add a pinch of sunset and you won't believe your eyes.


The Pink Beach

The beach is located 50 mi (80 km) east of Nassau (the capital of the Bahamas) and it is sheltered by a coral reef. The island itself is just 3.5 mi (6 km) long and 0.5 mi (800 m) wide with a resident population of just 2,000. Many of the buildings come from the early 19th century and the best method of getting around the island is by bicycle or golf cart.

The unusual sand is a mix of bits of coral, broken shells, minute rocks and calcium carbonate from tiny marine invertebrates. All these provide the white part of the sand. To get the pink hue, this is mixed with the tiny microscopic shells of some protozoa animals known as Foraminifera.


Pink sand

Foraminifera are related to the better known Amoeba and produce a bright pink or red shell perforated by holes through which the unicellular animal extends its "tentacles", called "pseudopodia", which are employed both for attaching and feeding, like in the case of Amoeba. These creatures live on the underside of the reefs, on the sea floors, beneath rocks and in caves, being part of the plankton.

When Foraminifera die, they are washed up on shore due to the action of the waves but the shells can reach the shore also as the fish knock them loose as they feed on the fleshy part of the animals. These protozoans are among the most abundant unicellular organisms in the ocean, being a crucial part in the feeding chain.

muslim culture...friday baya ang adlaw sa pagsimba dire...

weekend namo dire kay thursday-friday man!

Why Is There a Much Higher Level of HIV Infection Among Gay People Than Among Heterosexuals? - Even at the same amount of unprotected sex?
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia



Gay men are known to be more exposed to HIV infections than heterosexual people are. But a new research has discovered that the significant differences regarding the HIV infection in the US between gay men and straight men and women are determined by factors that go far beyond sexuality.

In 2005, more than 50 % of the new HIV infections in the US were among gay men, and up to 20 % of the urban American gay population is HIV positive. Still, two large population surveys revealed an average number of annual unprotected sexual partners for gay men similar to that of straight men and women.

The researchers used various mathematical methods to assess the speed at which the HIV infection has spread among gay men and straight men and women. The data delivered by the two national surveys was employed to assess how many sex partners gay men and straight men and women have, and the percentages of gay men having insertive or receptive anal sex, or both.

These numbers were employed for assessing how easily HIV is transmitted by vaginal and anal sex to determine the size of the HIV epidemic in homosexual men and heterosexual men and women. The mathematical calculations revealed that for the heterosexual US population to experience an epidemic of HIV infection at the levels achieved by the gay men population, they would have to have about five unprotected sexual partners annually, about 3 times more than the gay men do.

Instead, to stop the HIV epidemic, gay men would have to have unprotected sex several times less than those currently determined among the heterosexual population, as HIV is more likely to be transmitted through anal sex than through vaginal sex.

But "role versatility", when a gay man has both "insertive" and "receptive roles," also increases the risk. A gay man can easily catch the HIV through unprotected receptive sex, and then transmit it to someone else through insertive sex. This explains the much higher number of HIV cases amongst the gay population, even if they have the same numbers of unprotected sexual partners as heterosexual people have.

The Latowski Chastity Belt for Men: Torture Instrument or Sex Toy? - Full metal casing around one's genitals
By: Alex Vochin, Technology Editor - Softpedia


The Chastity Belt for Men - front side

The origins of the concept of chastity belt are still shrouded in mystery, but one thing's for sure: they were designed for (and probably used solely by) women. However, modern technology and craftsmanship made it possible for the ladies to force their men into wearing such an item, namely the Chastity Belt for Men created by a German by the name of Mario Latowski, although, to tell you the truth, I'm not quite sure whether it would be all that unpleasant for the male partner.

The chastity belt is made of high-grade stainless steel type V4a and has a 3-D shaping, in order to be able to enclose the body completely. This design leads to a wider contact area, which is quite an important issue, as it helps reduce the overall pressure, as well as the risk for cuts and bruises. Moreover, the device features two locks built within the body of the belt, which means that they can resist any attempt of breaking out (even when employing the help of some power tools).


The Chastity Belt for Men - back side

According to the manufacturer, this device houses the penis and testicles within an interior chamber made from high-quality form fitting silicone rubber, which feels like natural skin and does not leave any pressure marks. The Penis-sphere in the interior has the shape of a member bent downward, but, for a better and smoother insertion, the manufacturer recommends the use of silicone spray, oil, or silicone ointment, leading to the general feeling of a real woman's vagina (told you this thing is some sort of sex toy as well).

Any device of this type raises some pretty serious hygiene-related issues, but the German developer has this aspect covered as well. Thus, the Chastity Belt doesn't have to be unlocked in order for the user to be able to carry out the normal bodily functions, since the aforementioned Penis-sphere extends deep into the silicone rubber to a discharge, which leads by the high-grade steel covering to the outside. In order to prevent clogging of the hole by an erect penis, a reservoir keeps the discharge free of obstructions and should some drops of urine remain and perhaps start to smell, there are 6 small cleaning nozzles, which wash around the lower part of the penis with water shot from the provided syringe. Moreover, the device also sports an oval opening at the back side for the user to be able to perform defecation and clean normally.


The Chastity Belt for Men - locking system

The Chastity Belt is available in 3 sizes (to fit all penis-sizes) and the "top-range" version retails for around 1620 Euro (2250 US dollars), a rather fair price for such a thing, especially since it's completely hand made. The only question that still remains unanswered is the following: why the heck would one buy (not to mention wear) such a thing?

The Jingle Jugs Animatronic Singing and Dancing Boobs - One heck of a strange “trophy” to place on one's wall
By: Alex Vochin, Technology Editor - Softpedia



Turning a woman's image into a sexual object is not a very civilized thing to do at all, but, unfortunately, this is happening all around the world. And while some examples of this situation are rather improper to display, that's not quite the case with Jingle Jugs presented by the people over at BaronBob, a device that replicates a pair of boobs behaving in the strangest possible manner.

According to the vendor, the Jingle Jugs are fashioned after a lifelike set of woman's breasts and, when activated, begin to move in rhythmic motion to the song, "Titties & Beer" by Capitol Records success Rodney Carrington (yeah, that's the best song they could have come up with). They can represent a very funny gift for just about any person (as long as we're talking about a man, of course) and would be a very nice addition to one's trophy room, since, let's face it, boobs are among the most prized trophies any man can get his hands on.

Even if this whole thing looks rather funny and will surely make everyone laugh when activated, it's by no means a poorly designed or manufactured item. Thus, according to the people over at BaronBob, the Jugs are manufactured with high quality components and provide multiple powering options, including here batteries or an AC adapter. Moreover, the Jingle Jugs can be very easily mounted onto a wall or placed onto a flat surface and also come packed with a motion sensor that, when activated, will respond to any changes occurring in the area around it and will trigger the Jugs.

The Jingle Jugs retails for just around 40 US dollars, which is quite an OK price to pay for this very "unusual" device and if you don't trust me, check out the movie below and see what I mean (Warning! Switch speakers ON for full effect!)

Watch Jingle Jugs the animatronic singing dancing boobs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIK0Qxfh2m8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fnews%2Esoftpedia%2Ecom%2Fnews%2FThe%2DJingle%2DJugs%2DAnimatronic%2DSinging%2Dand%2DDancing%2DBoobs%2D65620%2Eshtml

i hate gloria...i can not let our country to be runned by a thief!

ipnutho rana udlot sa bayabas uy!

permi man gani ko nag ampo na ma impeach s gloria.......

sa gloria nasad sunod!

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 14, 2007, 10:01:04 PM
jules imo nang bird? he is cute

asay mas cute belle? ang bird or ang egg? aahahahahha!

dili uy~!

useless man lang na pag dabo2x nato kay wala man kaabot ni malu!

i like gays baya! mao rana dali madaganan namo sa una if wala na mi sapi! hahahahaha!

6.    Balay ni Kali, mga haligi pulos bali; ang atop
              kalaha, taganag-unsa?

payong?

Quote from: Happy on September 14, 2007, 09:27:05 PM

Kani daghan kaayong baba, unsa kaha ni 

umang

Quote from: Happy on September 14, 2007, 09:09:27 PM
Thanks ghost

Mga nature ni akong post kay ang inyo mga tall beautiful buildings man

puro man gud bato ug balas ang nature dire! hehehehehe! walay view mao mga buildings nalang.