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Quote from: ms da binsi on September 19, 2007, 09:53:35 AM
sa akong tan-aw ang sand pareho ra sa beauty sa ocean kay morag naay horizon ba...

na bitaw murag balud2x kana mga sand dunes! pino kaayo murag harina unya pula ang color sa sand!

hala uy! nagpa apoch man siya sa itoy!

Quote from: Bambi on September 19, 2007, 04:41:43 AM
Hello Mr. Virgin!   Good night must have to wake up early. Have a nice stay in TB, Barbaro is still online

hehehehe! sayoha matulog ni tiya uy! una lang tiya kay manglaba pa ko! hahahahahaha!

Quote from: Bambi on September 19, 2007, 04:28:48 AM
Thank you very much....it is very nice, why you are wearing jacket?  Is it cold there?  Did you experience a desert storm?  Is that very dangerous?  HOw you can compare it to the hurricane or typhoon? 

extremist man ang climate dire! bugnaw man sad dire if winter kay moabot man sad ug -10degrees celcius...mag hailstone man sad gani dire every year. kun tali init [erte sad inita kay moabot mag tag 55degrees celcius! grabe jud kaayo ang sandstorm dire kay manglupad naman na mga satellite dish namo basta di tarongon ug fixed sa atop unya zero visibility pa jud kay puro balas na imo makita sa hangin! mura kag nag swimming sa buhangin!

he is "the magician" of billiards!

rock climbing!

Taken last Winter! Pasensya na mo kay puro deserto ra ni ma post nako!

efren "bata" reyes

Quote from: Bambi on September 19, 2007, 04:08:42 AM
I think he is not palakero but palai.......... gjod.  Maybe he  is that type of a man whom  they called it here "Mann  im Korb- feeling like macho ba. He has an extreme feeling of being the best...............sorry, Mohandis basin ug ikaw ning amigoha? 

ug mao pa nay attitude nako, dugay ra cguro nawala akong virginity! haahahahahha!

wa man kaha ka nagdali? mangutana sa ko sa akong mama! hahahahahahah!

gaga

Naa jud koy barkada sa una na ijang panguyaban tanang babae na mo smile nija! hahahahahah! hatagan man dayon ug motive!

basta kanang tirong manga-on man daw na ug bata! wa sad ko kabalo unsay dagway ana.

Quote from: willmerit on September 19, 2007, 03:25:04 AM
na magbantay na lang jud aron dili tawn mabiktima. 

ayaw nalang mo pahalata na kwartahan mo aron di mo ma biktima!

Reeka

kanang tirong kay panghadlok raman na sa mga bata!

sinabi mo pa!

#11 always online at ym or TB

Quote from: Ginger on September 19, 2007, 12:10:55 AM
hala! ka init...dili mo mag nose bleed?

sa una sa bag-o pa ko kay mag tulo2x gyud akong sunggo! karon kay ipanghingugmo naman lang mga dugo...

basig nag bedwetting pa ka swakee?

sa amoa kay init pa man...45 degrees celcius (113 fahrenheit) pa if udtong tutok

sexercise lang na makapawala sa mga unwanted fats~!

i will play my all time favorite game...     

scorpion - alakdan

ahhh! saging mantikaan!

synonym sa tanga is hangal , gunggung

nakasulay sad ko ana tan-aw sa babae head to foot and vice versa many times gyud until na offend an babae! dayon dool siya nako yawyaw siya ug "manyakis ang bastos2x walang hiya ka!" tubag sad dayon ko," hoy bruha ka! ambisyosa kang masyado gaga ka! echuuuusssss parang pinamamasdan ko lang ang damit mo na dio bagay sa yo! loka ka! mas maganda fa ako sa yo! Babu!

dont worry, i will send there a pair of tirong (baje ug lake) para modaghan! ahahahahhaha!

maayo kay walay tirong diha no?

Geca

unsa man na banana ila gi kaon? tundan, sarabia, senyorita or saging puyat! ahahahhahahaha!

sa una sad sa nagsige pa kog rampa2x sa la union tarlac pampanga bulacan, hapit sad ko namatay kay diriyot nalang kaayo mabanggaan na ko ug rabbit! Philippine Rabbit Transit diay to! hahahahahaha!

#8 Increasing tardiness hours
#9 Always absent

distant relative na nako si raquel...1 yr lang gap namo and we studied the same elem and high school...

ganganga - nakatunganga

FYI para sa tanan...naay mansion si raquel walking distant ra jud sa ICM!

sterilized tawon ning akong giant injection! worry free!

Quote from: Bambi on September 18, 2007, 09:29:44 PM
Thanks Engr. and what is???

gibulhot pareha rani sa gebira?

hinatak!

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 18, 2007, 09:25:14 PM
gisapnay-gikugos???

kinarga

Maruya

Quote from: Bambi on September 18, 2007, 06:33:12 AM
Engr. ajaw intawon palabi-i ug inat-inat kay na...inig uli nimo sa ato magkabonbon na unya na, kay ti-aw bay magsaguyod na. Lipong mga girls ana.

dah! akoa naman gani ni gitalinsan pag-ayo!

lisud kaayo na mahitabo...

Can Obese People Be Healthy? - Don't fool yourselves
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia



A recent research has showed that skinny people can have a lot of visceral fat, the kind that is stored inside the abdomen, and which is the most dangerous, causing diabetes and other diseases.

In 2005, Katherine M. Flegal, a researcher at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, made a statistical analysis of national survey data on obesity to find an amazing result: mildly overweight adults had a decreased risk of dying, compared to those of healthy weight. This contradicts decades of research and thousands of publications, stating that being a little overweight is bad and that being obese is worse.

What confuses the public are the terms ‘overweight’ and ‘obese’. They are both related to body mass index (BMI), reporting one’s weight in kilograms by the square of his/her height in meters.

A BMI of 25 to 30 corresponds to an overweight person, while over 30 to obese people. The long-established knowledge says that Americans carrying excess fat are more vulnerable to death caused by heart disease, diabetes and cancer.

But Flegal’s study is sustained by lawyers, journalists, political scientists and other academics outside the medical profession: critics say fat is not as bad as generally believed. Many put the fight against obesity on the financial stake linked to drugmakers and weight-loss clinics.

In 2007, Barry Glassner, a sociologist at the University of Southern California, published The Gospel of Food: Everything You Think You Know About Food Is Wrong, stating that if we enjoyed more our food, rather than dieting and counting calories, our life would be happier and healthier, but
all this is not based on any research.

The CDC estimated in 2004 that obesity means money loss in health care and lost productivity of about $75 billion each year. Slimmer Americans would be healthier, would live longer and pay less for their medical care and an increased competitiveness means more jobs and higher wages.

But if fat is not a main factor for heart disease and other serious diseases, a possibility raised by Flegal and others, then fighting extra-pounds is wrong. But those studying obesity dismiss this. "It’s obviously complete nonsense, and it’s very easy to explain why some people have gone astray," said Meir Stampfer, a professor of nutrition and epidemiology at the Harvard School of Public Health.

Stampfer's team has made decades-long researches on hundreds of thousands of people, founding the basis of the current knowledge about the dangers of being overweight or obese. "The reason being overweight seemed to reduce mortality is because Flegal used the wrong comparison group. The lean group in her study included smokers and people with chronic illnessesâ€"both of whom have increased mortality risks, but not because they are slim. When you get sick, you lose weight, and you die," said Stampfer.

In November 2006, James A. Greenberg, a researcher at Brooklyn College made a similar statistical analysis to Flegal’s, but by including factors like a history of serious illness. When he added these factors, the number of extra deaths for the obese compared to "healthy" weighted people tripled. He even detected a significant increase of the mortality risk in merely overweight individuals, which is quite the opposite of Flegal’s findings.

Flegal admitted she did not exclude the chronically ill individuals from her research, but she said that in a follow-up report it appeared it would not have made a difference. Flegal is not necessarily wrong, but the overwhelming evidence is different. "About every 10 years this idea comes along that says it’s better to be overweight. And we have to stomp it out," said Walter Willett, from Harvard School of Public Health.

Most Americans encounter difficulties in achieving a BMI of 25, on the line between the overweight and healthy, but Willett found that more weight loss means better health. "To take one example, people with a BMI of 20 who gain enough to reach a BMI of 25 have quadrupled their risk of diabetes. If they go up over a BMI of 30, they’ve increased their risk of diabetes 30- to 60-fold," said Willett.

Willett has also come with three numbers: a BMI maintained within the normal range (20 to 24.9), and preferably close to the low end of that range.

The second is how your weight shifts after age 20. "Although obesity has become increasingly common in children, most people who are now adults were probably close to their proper weight when they were 20," he said.

The third number points to the circumference of the waist: "The consequences of working on these three numbers will be huge benefits in health. But even small reductions in weight are beneficial. If people can lose 5 to 10 % of their weight, they will have done themselves a huge favor. If they can take another step, another 5 to 10 %, they will have done themselves another favor."

How to Not Get Fat While at Work - Sedentary jobs ruin your good shape
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia



Most jobs contribute to our sedentary life, and this combined to a disordered feeding pattern, will make you fat. In fact, 50 % of the employees gain weight while at work. 20 % of them put on some extra 5 kilograms (12 pounds), and 10 % some 9 kilograms (20 pounds).

The daily program won't let you go to the gym and most people do not know how to eat healthy. Moreover, coffee and sweets machines are common inside the companies, instead of bikes or subscriptions to fitness clubs. The next tips could help you live a healthier life.

1. Try walking as much as possible. If you
go by car to the office, park it further from the building. If you go by bus, get down a bus stop before the office building, and walk the remaining distance. Stop using the elevator, and take the stairs. This way, your muscles will burn some extra-calories.

2. Bring food cooked at home. Most employees buy food at least thrice a week. Junk food, filled with grease and sugars, and which also results more costly. Even in a canteen, the food is much fatter than the one you can cook at home. 12% eat at restaurants daily. If you cook and eat home-made food, you can choose the size of the food portions and the quality of the aliments you ingest.

3. Don't eat while at the desk. Because your attention is captured by different tasks like sending e-mails, or phone calls, you do not even realize how much you really eat...and since you usually spend more than 8 hours in front of the computer...

Moreover, eating at your desk exposes you to food poisoning: the food stays there for hours till you eat it, which is plenty off time for the bacteria to boom.

Some researches showed that a desk can contain 400 times more bacteria than a toilet. And that’s basically because people eat on it, but forget to clean it afterwards. The phone is the dirtiest, followed by the monitor, mouse and tape board.

4. Physical exercise is healthy! At least take short walks every hour, for a 2-minute conversation with your colleagues, for example, rather than using the phone, e-mail or messenger.

5. Eat just when you are hungry. Many people eat without being hungry, just for pleasure, boredom, stress, reward or frustration. It's better to have a bottle of water at hand: by drinking water you will stop the drive of ‘picking up’ something, which generally means biscuits, candies and such like.

Snacks should be healthy. 30% of employees take two snacks daily, but unfortunately, most of them are chips (filled with oil and starch, the ‘perfect’ combination for getting obese) and sweets, including juice (just the glucose you needed to gain some more weight). Fresh fruits are a better option.

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 18, 2007, 01:01:39 AM
dont you know guys nga ang semen is 100% pure vitamin C, mao bitaw na nga ma wa ang sakit2x sa lawas...

so ikaw Haps kay minyo naman ka,,,, you know what i mean???



hahhahahahhahha

mao diay ng baskog ug lawas ang mga b***t! ahhahahaaha!

wala jud madame! basig naa kay ika recommend!

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 17, 2007, 10:15:25 PM
koreeek!

we do sex pare pleasure but if you measure the level of pleasure sa sex and dancing - it is the same... you are very right Bambina!!!

hala uy! ingana diay na? wa pa man jud ko naka experience ana! ahahahahaha!

maayo kay wala naka drugs na inyong mga squerrel madame!

hoy iya bambina! i have 7inches packed within me! ahahahahahha! and its not out of order!

ako sad gani motoo pa man ko ana!

bisan pag karon jud dayon!

kun motoo mog terong, that means mga bata pa jud mo! 

Quote from: Bohol on July 01, 2007, 11:17:41 AM
kung mao na napiko diay ang tapaludo sa imong pagbati kaniadto.

hangtud karon...

kana raba mga putot kay maglisud ug panganak! 90% caesarian! hahahahahahahah!

Quote from: Barbaro on September 17, 2007, 10:23:40 AM
murag kabalo ko ana bai kay kusog kaayo ng hang over ana basta ang tin-aw inyong giinom naa sa meniral water na bottle..

tin-aw kaajo kun imo duslitan, murag acetylene ang siga!

I have a very bad morning! hangover...

Quote from: Ginger on September 17, 2007, 05:23:22 AM
matakot ka sa karma

ang problema lay wala may gf na ilaron! ahahahahahha!

Quote from: Ginger on September 17, 2007, 05:17:57 AM
never...

sa makauna lang gud!

darth vader man gyud? kinsa man sad ang obiwan kenobi, master yoda, padme amidala, princess leia, luke skywalker...etc

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on September 17, 2007, 01:31:37 AM
I just bought my lifesaber.

lifesaver? salva vida man na!

next yr puhon ma end na ang chapter sa akong virginity! ahahahahaha! di na paabton ug 40!

hoy! 26 pa ko uy!

dapat naay usa ninyo mosalbar nako! laina sad ninyo uy!

bitaw uy...sayop man jud ni si mike sa paghatag nakog prolific na award...dapat virginity or chastity award unta to! ahahahahhahahah!

good morning na mari!

unsa man na gf? girlfriend or gayfriend? hhaahhahahahaha!

Quote from: Ginger on September 17, 2007, 04:34:10 AM
cge kuyog ka namo....mo part man kuno ang sea basta virgin ang mo command...anha diha mahibaw-an ug tinoud ba jud!

dili ko no! basig inyo unya ko i sacrifice!

saman na uy! mura mag kontra gusto!

virgin pa lagi ko! too nalang mo para madali!

suroy ka adto sa red sea mari where moses and the israelites crosses during the time of exodus! dapit na sa jordan.

Quote from: Ginger on September 17, 2007, 04:19:23 AM
sugdi na ang poll kay ika tulo ko mga mo butar...LOL!

hoy girger...pagtarong ug butar diha ha...di na jud ko mo entertain sa mga PC problems nimo! ahahahaha!

unsa man daw ko sa inyong pagtan-aw bi?

Top 14 Strangest Diseases - You might not have heard about them
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia


Elephatiasis affecting the feet, scrotum and hands

1. Elephant people. Elephantiasis is a parasite disease caused by worms called filariasis, that block the lymphatic vessels. When the lymph vessels cannot be drained, the accumulated liquid induces changes into the surrounding tissues translated into grossly enlarged or swollen arms, legs, breasts and genitalia. There are three related nematode parasitic worms causing the disease: Wuchereria bancrofti (Africa and South America), Brugia malayi, and B. timori (in Asia), all transmitted through the bite of the mosquitoes.

120 million people worldwide in the tropical areas live with elephatiasis (mainly in Africa), and 40 million of them experience severe health issues. The worm larvae, called microfilariae, enter the bloodstream from the mosquito saliva. The microfilariae spread throughout the bloodstream, and live for many years, usually causing elephantiasis symptoms years after infection.

There is also a nonparasitic form of elephantiasis, called podoconiosis, that occurs in the mountains of central Africa, and which is caused by persistent contact with volcanic ash.


Unilateral elephatiasis for one breast

2. Progeria is a genetic disorder that can make a 10-year-old child look like he were 80. A sole minute defect in a child's DNA has this horrible effect. The patients usually die before reaching 13.

The children's body experiences a strikingly rapid aging phenomenon, including all age-related symptoms and diseases, like premature baldness, wrinkles, heart disease, osteoporosis and arthritis. Progeria patients have specific symptoms such as small face and jaw and pinched nose. The condition is extremely rare, only about 48 people with progeria are known worldwide. The mutation can be transmitted to children: in one case, there were five children with this disease inside the same family. Usually, the mutation occurs in the germ cell or embryo.

3. One percent of men is affected by Peyronie's disease (curbed penis), a connective tissue disorder translated into the growth of fibrous plaques in the soft tissue of the penis and which induces throbbing erections and difficult sexual intercourse.

The causes are not clearly known, but it may be induced by damage to the inner cavity of the penis, resulting in an over production of scar tissue in the corpora cavernosa and an abnormal twist of the penis. Trying to bend or force the erect penis back to its former shape can provoke serious injury and significantly worsens the condition.

The most common causes for penis injuries are reported to be bending it during the intercourse, especially when the woman is on top, during sports activities where an accidental impact took place or by drumming the penis. Some consider the disease to be genetic as it was reported in men who refute any sexual activity or physical wound.

About 30 % of men with Peyronie's disease display fibrosis in other elastic tissues of the body, like on the hand or foot, including Dupuytren's contracture of the hand, pointing to a hereditary component of the disease. Peyronie's emerges as a plaque or hard lumps formed on the upper or on the lower side of the penis in the erectile tissue. At the beginning, the plaque can be like an irritation which hardens and transforms into a mark. But most cases develop slowly or even vanish on their own, but symptoms may expand and become visible overnight.

Peyronie's can vary from mild to severe. While most men will continue to be able to have sexual relations, they are likely to experience some degree of deformity and erectile dysfunction in the wake of the disease process. The disease occurs mainly in men aged 40-60 years. The scar tissue is hard and inelastic, unlike the elastic erectile tissues of the penis permitting expansion and reduction for erection. In time, increased scar tissue mass starts pulling or contracting the penis, inducing hard lumps or a curvature deformity.


Progeria

4. The Werewolf Syndrome: the wolf people, which have the face and body covered by hair. In Mexico, all the men in a family had hair that covered their faces and upper bodies.

The facial and body hair can be longer than three-inches (8 cm), but it does not induce any itch or rash on the skin and it is not accompanied by any odor or skin disorder.

The condition is supposed to be an atavism. Atavisms usually appear because genes for previously existing phenotypical traits are not discarded from the genome, but often preserved and just inhibited by our DNA. Even if these genes are not expressed, a mutation can reactivate them.

Atavisms that have been found in humans are for example babies born with a vestigial tail, named "coccygeal process", "coccygeal projection", and "caudal appendage", but other atavic traits in humans can be the presence of large, ape-like canines, the development of claws instead of nail or the presence of more than one pair of mammary glands.

5. Blue Skin Disorder was detected in a large family living in the hills around Troublesome Creek in Kentucky until the 1960s, called Fugates. They were over 80 years old when they died, without any severe disease, except for the fact they had blue skin, a genetic trait transmitted from generation to generation. Their skin color varied from blue to plum, indigo or almost purple skin.

6. Pica ("magpie" in Latin) is a disease characterized by the appetite for non-food substances. These people will eat anything, like a magpie, from non-food substances like dirt, paper, coal, soil, chalk, glue and clay but will also have an abnormal appetite for stuff that could be considered foods, like food ingredients (e.g., flour, raw potato, starch), for over a month at an age where ingesting these objects is not developmentally normal.

Pica affects especially pregnant women and small children, especially those developmentally disabled. It was believed to be connected to mineral deficiency, but health experts have encountered no real cause and no cure for this disorder. Pica is dangerous, as it can cause poisoning and gastro-intestinal obstruction or stomach tearing, but also infestation from animal feces with parasites.

7. Coprophagia is the eating of feces. It is extremely rare, and has been seen in very few patients with dementia, schizophrenia and depression. The ingestion of other people's feces can induce infections spread through feces, like Hepatitis A, Hepatitis E, pneumonia, and influenza, bacteria and parasitic worm eggs.


Werewolf case

Bedouins use fresh camel feces as a remedy for bacterial dysentery; and its efficacy could be due to the antibiotic subtilisin from Bacillus subtilis.

8. Vampire Disease: pain caused by the sun. Even if they do not feed on blood, if they are caught in the sun, their skin will blister, sometimes as soon as they are exposed to sunlight. The disease is extremely rare.

9. Alice in Wonderland syndrome (micropsia), is a visual neurological disease.

Patients see objects much smaller than they really are. The object perceived seems far away or extremely close at the same time. A dog or a car may seem as big as a mouse. The Lilliput sight (Lilliputian hallucinations) is not caused by impairment in the eyes, but on the brain's interpretation of the information received from the eyes.

Micropsia affects especially 5 to 10 year-old-children and schizophrenic patients, and installs especially during darkness, and can affect also hearing, touch, and own body image; and the sensations continue even when the eyes are closed. Secondary effects are anxiety, apraxia (lack of movement), and agnosia (loss of recognition). Micropsia is also commonly related to patients suffering from schizophrenia.

10. Blaschko's lines is an extremely rare genetic condition. The skin or mucosa present a stripe pattern, not linked to nervous, muscular, or lymphatic systems. The stripes usually form a "V" shape over the spine and "S" shape over the chest, stomach, and lateral parts.

11. Walking Corpse Syndrome is a syndrome linked to depression, in which the patient feels he/she has lost everything: possessions, body parts, often thinking he/she has died and is a walking corpse, and the patient can even "feel" the smell of his own rotting flesh and worms eating it. The latter symptom is also experienced by people chronically deprived of sleep or with amphetamine/cocaine psychosis. The "dead" stage makes patients feel immortal.

12. In the Amazon area, the most feared fish is not piranha or the electric eel, but a fish not longer than 17 cm (7 inch) and just 4-6 mm wide. It is the Vampire Catfish, Candirú or Canero (Vandellia cirrhosa). This fish looks like an eel larvae, being almost completely transparent, and impossible to see in clear water, not to mention the turbid waters of the Amazon.

When resting, the candirú stays buried in muddy bottoms. A fast, powerful swimmer, the fish possesses sharp teeth and backward-pointing spines on its gill's opercle. The candirú is a parasite fish, that attacks the gills of large fish, but it can also enter one of his/her body orifices (the vagina, rectum, or even the penisâ€"and deep into the urethra) and due to the opercle's spines protruding from the fish, it is almost impossible to take out the fish, except through surgery.


Apert syndrome

The fish tracks down its host by following a water scent to its source and urinating while bathing increases significantly its chance of entering the human urethra. That's why Indians bathe facing the current, decreasing candirú’s chances of entering in the rectum, while the penis or vagina are covered up with the hands.

Even if candirú’s attacks on humans are known, it is not proven that the fish can actually survive once inside the human body.

13. Self-cannibalism (Lesch-Nyhan syndrome) is characterized by "self-mutilating behaviors, characterized by lip and finger biting". 60 % of Lesch-Nyhan patients have to have their teeth removed to impede them from biting off their lips, cheeks, tongues, and other parts.

14. The Apert syndrome is induced by a mutation in the sperm that stops skull growth and induces joined fingers and toes, as the same mutation also spurs the division rhythm of the cells that form sperms.

One in every 70,000 children is born with the Apert syndrome, translated into fused bones in the head, hands and feet. The DNA change occurs on a sole gene on chromosome 10 and is connected to the father's age. The syndrome induces achondroplasia dwarfism, in which the soft organs are normally developed, but the bones undeveloped, resulting in a SF appearance.

Quote from: Mari on September 17, 2007, 04:12:05 AM
mao ba? shallow water runs deep diay na.

mao jud na! ang ilog na tahimik ay malalim samantalang ang ilog na maingay ay may maraming naglalaba! ahahahahahha!

kabalo ba mo? kanang mga garaon ug itsura kay mao noon ang mga virgin! kanang mga hilomon kay mga lawom ug dolut! hahahahah!

Quote from: C2H4 on September 17, 2007, 04:04:55 AM
Mr Mohandis,

I'll be the first one to answer the poll: Dili ko motuo nga virgin pa ka.

heheheheh...only God knows...

bitaw uy...kun maghimo ta ug poll pila kaha dire motoo na virgin pa ko?

mas lami ang papaitan kung tae isagol!

ahahahah! so far wala pa may ni suggest!

sama sa unsa ba?

out of topic na mo! nganong dili man gyud motubag sa question? When did u lose ur virginity?

bawal man gud sa amoa makipag-away sa mga ordinaryong bata kay mismatch daw! hahahaha! we are space aliens!

tanan man mga song sa rivermaya kay guina composed ni rico blanco!

business is business...babagan gyud na sa OPEC! mahitabo lang jud na if wala nay oil reserve ang OPEC countries!

naay nuclear reactor sa bataan pero hangtud karon wala pa man ni operate...

ako gyud kay gibitay ko sa punoan sa karnava sulod sa sako kay nakakita kog away sa grade 1 pa ko! ahahahahhaah!

sa amoa sad my parents told me not to stay outside late at night kay naay wuwog mandagit ug bata!

si mike mas labaw pa na sa MTRCB!

ma censored ta ana sa MTRCB

in cash or in kind! ahahahahaha!

ahahhaha! nganong niabot man ko dire! it doesnt have to end this way! ahahahahahha!

di ba ko nimo tabangan mari?

always!

i want to end my virginity! any suggestions?

certified virgin pa ko marie uy!

bisag unsa basta makaon!

adto ka sa parthenon sa temple of the virgins! naa ko didto! hahahahah!

fasting ba uroy...mokaon man ko basta walay makakita!

you shud visit the dead sea in jordan! its good for the skin if maligo ka didto!

you can not please everyone!