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#1801
Bible Study / Re: My piece of heaven
September 19, 2007, 04:07:50 AM
speaking of Terong.. maunay panghadlok sa akong nanay sauna ug dili me matulog.. maong ug sugoon me nga mag inusara  lang makabalos me kay dili man me molakaw mag isa kay naay TERONG..

pero sa  akong pagasabot ani.. sa akoy pay linghon ug pangidaron.. usa ni sya ka makina nga DAKO kaayo
like sa mga planta.. nga dili mapa andar kung walay ihalad nga tawo or dugo sa tawo..parang blessing sa first running sa machine..
#1802
Facts and Trivia / Re: What's a Micropenis?
September 19, 2007, 03:47:18 AM
wahahah dila nag sanga.. MURAG BAKSAN..giloka noh..maoy mosulod sa dunggan..
#1803
Facts and Trivia / Re: Name of a man last letter is "A"
September 19, 2007, 03:45:49 AM
lalaki intawn nga name oi..

joshua...
#1804
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome M2M
September 19, 2007, 03:41:00 AM
Quote from: pinaybayan on September 19, 2007, 03:32:38 AM
oi..oi.. naay tuba diha M2M?? ;D
sus.. ag mga addict sa tuba.. nanggawas na.. sigi oi tagay.. migamot na.. asa ra,man si julai mao driver nawala man.. busy sa iyang bby bok dah..
#1805
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome M2M
September 19, 2007, 03:35:15 AM
Quote from: Bohol on September 13, 2007, 12:46:55 PM
Barbaro,

Pistola ba ning 8mm? Is it magnum? Or made in Danao?
Na mike NO earth ko ana dah.. i watch only a movie by Nicholas Cage.. 8mm..
#1806
Introduce Yourself / Re: Tubag Bohol welcomes Buaw
September 19, 2007, 03:31:44 AM
Welcome Tubag Bohol Buaw..
#1807
Health and Food / Re: Even Diet Drink can still gain you weight???
September 19, 2007, 03:28:14 AM
Quote from: willmerit on September 19, 2007, 03:15:03 AM
mao ba?  di man ko mahilig pod ug soda, modimdim ra gamay pero mas kinaham jud nako ang tubig.
wahahah naa koy nahinumduman ana nga word of MODIMDIM OR PADIMDIMA..like motilaw ug tuba..
ug sa among silingan na matandang ulitawo nangamural sa babae he said PADIM DIMA KO SA IMONG KATAM-IS..dili man matukad oi..
#1808
Health and Food / Re: Even Diet Drink can still gain you weight???
September 19, 2007, 03:23:52 AM
Quote from: Ginger on September 19, 2007, 03:12:15 AM
Barbs, practice tea without sugar. It's much better! :)
Japaness green tea akong tiggamit diri..u know na japaness company intawn ko..
#1809
Health and Food / Re: After reading this, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way
September 19, 2007, 03:21:26 AM
welcome guys.. pero naakoy nabalitan sad sa germany ipinagbawal daw pag kaon ug saging, ambot lang sad ug unsang saginga....

pero matud pa nila...Sud unga daw ninyo ang Unggoy sigig kaon ug saging... midaghan ang balahibo...toink..


to macky ferniz... ok kokey korek korekok.. murag kaedad gyod ta.. mostly my fave is cartoons specially TOM & JERRY & Road Runner for killing the time pawala sa kalaay,, tetet.. tetet..
#1810
Health and Food / Re: Even Diet Drink can still gain you weight???
September 19, 2007, 03:10:32 AM

Yes, look at the sodium intake. I used to drink coke, a lot. I stopped drinking coke and started drinking tea, sweetened with the real sugar, just not a whole lot of sugar. After a little time, I noticed I had lost a little weight. One more thing, a friend of mine went to a diet doctor, he told her to drink as much water, tea and cool aid as she wanted, just no sodas and to sweeten them with real sugar, just not too heavy.

#1811
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again!!!
September 19, 2007, 02:48:55 AM
oisstt ayaw mo saba.. ug adto nato ni post sa ilang site.. seguro do gyod.. hehehhehh
#1812
Introduce Yourself / Re: My greatest fear is....
September 18, 2007, 09:43:30 AM
There is no logical fear. All phobias develop because of a past event.

#1813
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Pix
September 18, 2007, 09:11:06 AM
Do anyone know wat a half horse power means?

#1814
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 18, 2007, 08:52:42 AM
Born during the night - Andy Lim
Born blind - Kenneth Sy
Born being swindled - Lino Co
Born while cooking - Nilo Toh
Born as 10th child - Sam Po
Born while being courted - Lily Gaw
Born fat - Bob Uy
Born little - Kathy Ting
Born different - Eva Yan
Born with porridge - Lino Gaw
Born looking for someone - Allen Sia
Born while counterfeiting - Faye King
Born during Sunday - Lyn Go
Born with malice - Mali Sia
Born angry with someone - Ally Tan
Born with picture - Lara Huan
Born with sweets - Ken Dy
Born undefined - Sam Ting
Born while taking a bath - Lily Go
Born not to take a bath - Dinah Lily Go
Born while buying - Bill Li
Born secretly - Tina Go
Born to pass flatus - Otto Tin
Born ugly - Kaw Yan


May reklamo ka??? - Nath Ting (hehehehe)
#1815
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Poem Bisaya to English..enjoy
September 18, 2007, 08:25:54 AM
FRAT NIGHT


Mikaratil ang sonata
The music was fast

nga naggukod sa among
running after our

batan-ong hunahuna.
young minds.

Mipondo ang among lawas,
Our bodies stood still,

nagpadakop, nakurat
captured, frightened

sa kiat nga mga awit.
by the sexy songs.

Miugot-ugot
Creak

ang mga lapalapang
did our soles,

gigitik sa sonata.
tickled by the tunes.

Sa ilawm sa gihabolang
Beneath the blanketed

lamesa, manggiulawong
table, our pairs of shoes

mananayaw ang among sapatos.
were shy dancers.

May gahom ang igat
Their sexy songs

nilang huning mihigop
were powerful in sucking

sa daghang hunahunang gidaoban.
many minds aflame.

Gipadilaab nila ang mga sugang
They set on fire the many

de-kolor, gipintalan niini
colored lights,t painting with its colors

makadaghan ang palibot.
the surroundings so many times.

Lain-laing kolor, lihokang
Different colors, moveable

kalayo sa atop ug dingding ,
flames in the ceiling and in the walls,

naglibot-libot daw aliluyok sa kagabhion.
circling like twisters of the night.

Gidalitan nila kamig ilimnon
They offered us drinks

sa among kurat nga kabatan-on,
in our frightened youth-hood,

paris sa introduksyong kalan-on.
the pair of the food introduction.

Ang among mga baso
Our glasses are

daw way kapun-an
never filled,

sa lawm namong tutunlan.
with our bottomless throat.

Namulak ang among dila
Our tongues bloomed

og mga bunga sa imnong gamhanan,
with the fruits of powerful drinks,

lihokang babaye ang sonatas kahiladman.
the music of our emotions were like horny women.

Giaghat kami sa bigaong mga huni
We were enticed by the sexy songs

aron buhian ang among kaulaw,
to let go of our timidity,

isayaw ang kaulag sa batan-ong dughan.
and dance the lust of our young hearts.
#1816
Facts and Trivia / Name of a man last letter is "A"
September 18, 2007, 08:13:26 AM
Filipino name only.

example: AGA
#1817
Jokes and Humor / Gagssss
September 18, 2007, 07:55:58 AM
RING))) ((RING)))) (Pick Up). "Hello"?
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone"?
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
(After a brief pause).
Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul".
"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now".
Brief Pause Uh, "okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the
phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to
Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway".
"Okay Daddy, just a minute".
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy".
"And what happened honey"? he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed and ran around
screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all".
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul"?
"He jumped out of the bed too. He was all scared, and he jumped out
of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think
he's dead".
Long Pause. Longer Pause.
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?... Is this 486-5731"

#1818
Jokes and Humor / Re: Pssst...Magtigmo-ay ta!
September 18, 2007, 07:54:03 AM
Quote from: Bambi on September 16, 2007, 12:54:51 AM
I will try no 8.

sigig lukot, sigig lukot, way nilukotan -  Banig...ba Barbaro?
ans...BALOD
#1819
Jokes and Humor / Re: Pssst...Magtigmo-ay ta!
September 18, 2007, 07:53:01 AM
Quote from: Bambi on September 18, 2007, 05:15:56 AM
Barbaro's  Tigmo no. 12..........

Answer- Pusod ba? :-\ UMANG
#1820
Love Talk / Ang MALDITA baw.
September 18, 2007, 07:41:19 AM
Tam-is kuno ang gugma sa gwapang maldita. Ang maot nga maldita? Ambot lang!

Ambot nganong daghan man ang maldita ning kalibutana. Daghan lang hinoong mga lalake nga buotan ang masakitan.

Kasagaran sa mga maestrang dalaga (labi na ug edaran na) mga maldita. Mangurog intawon ang mga pobreng estudyante. Naa say ubay ubay nga mga manedyer nga babaye, maldita. Abi ko gani sauna nga ang mga madre maldita kay mahalok man ko sa among non-academic head (high school) nga madre.

Ang grabeng makasakit sa pagbati mao ang dalagang maldita. Hinoon naa uban pa-maldita maldita lang para ibigin.

Sayon ra man ilhon ang mga babayeng maldita. Sunda lang ang akong sugyot. Tan-awa ang iyang mga mata, susiha kung unsay color; nag-abot ba ang kilay?; obserbahi ang pagkibot-kibot sa iyang ngabil; tutuki siya pag-ayo unya kidhati; kung sipatan ka gani, confirmed: maldita nang bayhana!

Niay mas maayong paagi. Tapad sa babayeng gidudahan mong maldita. Dotdot gyod niya, unya totoki siya ug pili kaayo. Kung masuko gani unya yawyawan ka, confirmed: maldita nang bayhana!

Kung sagpaon ka gani, proven: maldita nang bayhana!

Sa akong obserbasyon ug basi usab sa akong kasinatian, nakaingon ko nga ang bugtong makapausab sa mga maldita mao ang tinuoray nga gugma ni dodong. Pinaagi sa tam-is nga pahiyom sa buotan nga ulitawo inubanan sa mainitong hapuhap, ug hunghung, patay kang malditaha ka, makahigda ka gyod.

Maldita ka ba? Kung mao, alaot ka. Hehehe...

Ambot lang!
#1821
Question and Answer / Re: What is one goal you’d like to accomplish during your lifetime?
September 18, 2007, 07:36:58 AM
Quote from: Happy on September 16, 2007, 03:40:30 AM
hahaha, mao lagi jules nya nisamot man ko nga nawala sa tumong aning Barbaro, unsa man siin nang mapi mina mina SIDA oui ;D
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ASK NALANG MONG HAJJI..master sya ana..
#1822
Question and Answer / Re: How do you know you're getting older?
September 18, 2007, 07:31:26 AM
GETTING OLD BY THE CIRCLE OF LIFE..

BORN:
peeing your nappy
peeing your pants
going out with your family
going out with your friends
not going out at all

REBORN AS AN OAP:
not going out at all
going out with your friends
goin out with your family
peeing your pants
peeing your nappy
#1823
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Hoy Bol-anons let's learn Tagalog!
September 18, 2007, 06:18:19 AM
Mao gani nga gusto kong makama-o magtranslate these Bisayan words to Tagalog:

           BINISAYA                                                 

buko-buko-likuran                       tingkoy-
bel-bel     -bel bel                      tangkugo-batok
bal-bal     -aswang
lapa-lapa  -talampakan
kuto-kuto -sikmura
bol-bol     -bol bol
bot-bot    -
bugal-bugal- manloloko
yaga-yaga
tila-ok       -lalamunan
kumangingking- hinlliliit
gipanuhot      -hinimatay
gikabuhi        sini sikmura
gatok-ong ug uban pa......naka upo parin yata..hehhe

isulat ug unsay bag-ong bisayan dialect ug i-translate dayon okay.......salamat kaajo




ku                                       
#1824
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Hoy Bol-anons let's learn Tagalog!
September 18, 2007, 04:31:52 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
#1825
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Hoy Bol-anons let's learn Tagalog!
September 18, 2007, 04:27:57 AM
Quote from: Ginger on September 18, 2007, 04:21:27 AM
hahahahaha

tita bams, niay bag-ong term nga tagalog...

NAMUTAWI....u know what this mean?
sa ako lang ni ha..NAMUTAWI. kanang mogawas nga sulti sa imong baba..mga salitang namutawi sa iyong nga labi..
#1826
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Hoy Bol-anons let's learn Tagalog!
September 18, 2007, 04:24:14 AM
Quote from: Bambi on September 08, 2007, 10:58:59 PM
thanks barbaro!

akala ko gubat -mag-gira o gira sa bisaya parehas rana boto-boto
pero ang boto lain na pod ug meaning?

thanks for the bitok - bulati pala! ;D
lain sad boto..
#1827
Bible Study / Re: Famous Men and Women Who Mocked God
September 18, 2007, 04:15:44 AM
KALAWOM SA TAGALOG OI..SUMASAKIT ANG AKING BALINTATAW SA KAIISIP..

One doesn't mock God and get away with it unless they ask God to forgive them of their sins and ask Jesus to come into their heart and repent.
#1828
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Gagiers...
September 18, 2007, 04:06:30 AM
sleep tyt ja..nyt nyt..

sounds like rana oi..gags

ginger..liwat ni yoyoy ni oi..
#1829
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Gagiers...
September 18, 2007, 04:02:08 AM
ok. add H nalang.. ghagiers
#1830
Introduce Yourself / Re: Tubag Bohol welcomes Vasegundo
September 18, 2007, 03:58:15 AM
Quote from: Mari on September 17, 2007, 03:44:45 AM
warm welcome! i think my mum knows you. im also from maribojoc
asa man sa maribojoc inyo???
#1831
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Gagiers...
September 18, 2007, 03:55:36 AM
gags, pwedi man ilisan nimo ang user name sa imong profile.. e-edit daw..
#1832
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Gagiers...
September 18, 2007, 03:53:53 AM
nyt ko ja...
naa koy gi pm echeck mo..
#1833
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Gagiers...
September 18, 2007, 03:49:12 AM
ayay tabi gyod ni insakto ron kay nagkita sila..
welcome gags...

gud pm jaja..
#1834
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
September 18, 2007, 03:42:19 AM
hah!! wala ko kabalo..
#1835
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 18, 2007, 03:38:59 AM
Kulas:Nay!namatay na si Nong Tomas.....
nanghingugmo!

Inahan:nanghingugmo lang unya namatay?

Kulas: o, Nay!
Gipahid man gud niya ang iya kugmo sa
Kurente!
#1836
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
September 18, 2007, 03:35:31 AM
naay usa ka buktot nga galagot sa iyang kinabuhi..

Buktoti - huhuhuhu....

amigo - bay ngano man ka? knsay nag away nmo?

Buktot - mga bugalbugalon nga estambay bay..

amigo - ngano man bay?

Buktot - ang-ang bay ila man ko permi sungogon nga buktot ko..

amigo - ah, sagdi nlng na sila bay, gabaan lng na sila nmo.. ay nag hilak bay..

Buktot - ah di mahimo bay, kinahanglan jud ko manimalos nila..
bantay lng na sila bay..

amigo - unsa man diay imng buhaton?

Buktot - magtuon kog karate bay..

amigo - cge bay

----------------------AFTER 3 MONTHS OF PRACTICING------------------

Buktot - huhuhuhuh

amigo - uh bay, ngang nihilak nman pud ka? gsungog ghapun ka nila og buktot?

Buktot - wa nman bay..... kay ako nman sila gi-karate..

amigo - nya nganung naghilak naman pud ka?

Buktot - ang-ang di nman Buktot ilang e-sungog nako..

amigo - unsa nman diay?

Buktot - Ninja Turtle nah!!!!!!
#1837
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again!!!
September 18, 2007, 03:30:01 AM
Mga Pinoy, Intsek ug Hapon sa Saudi nag pustahay kon
kinsa ang maka pronawns sa pulong nga "Bulaklak at Paroparo". Ang mga
Pinoy mipusta ug dako Sa ilang paisano.

Intsek: "Bulaklak at Palopalo", ang intsek pildi kay
dili maka pronawns ug litra nga "R".

Hapon: "Burakrak at Paruparu", ang hapon pildi kay
dili makalitok ug litra nga "L".

Pinoy: "Buyakyak at Payopayo", labaw pang napildi, kay
taga Surigao man diay ang kontestant.
#1838
Jokes and Humor / Re: TEXT JOKS
September 18, 2007, 03:19:25 AM
Pedro: Bai Juan,naka daog man kuno ka sa Raffle ug 1 ka Sakong Bugas,unya kanang imong nawong di madrowing nanghinuktok pa jud ka?


Juan:  Daog lagi,"Pero gilung-ag man daan tabangi kog Kaon bi.."
#1839
Love Talk / Re: A Kiss Can Kill A Relationship
September 18, 2007, 03:08:14 AM
If you agree that men think about sex while kissing, and women think of long-term  relationships, a new study that proves this true, well help reaffirm your doubts.
#1840
Health and Food / Re: Can Obese People Be Healthy?
September 18, 2007, 02:57:42 AM
There's a difference between obese and just heavy or overweight. Obesity suggests someone who's weight has increased to a point where it is thought to be a risk factor for certain health conditions or increased mortality. So if someone is obese he/she is not healthy. He/she could very well be happy, that's a state of mind not based on physical appearence. But someone who's just heavy or mildy overweight could be healthy and happy, yes..

Healthy is better, and part of healthy is appropriate weight-for-gender/height.
#1841
Question and Answer / Re: Have you ever been mistaken for another nationality?
September 18, 2007, 02:46:43 AM
Quote from: C2H4 on September 13, 2007, 11:44:31 AM
I believe Mr Barbaro is familiar with all the world's women.

He's a genuine connoisseur.

;D
ayay.. swerti kalang gyod day wala ta nagkita..
#1842
Question and Answer / Re: At what time of the day do you feel at your best?
September 18, 2007, 02:44:26 AM
tagsa ray b***t sad magkasakit..abscorvic acid ang dating ha..
#1843
Health and Food / Re: Why Sex Is Good for Your Health, find out!
September 18, 2007, 02:40:25 AM
Sex, and especially orgasm, releases chemicals in your brain that enhance mood and overall well being. Its proven that more of these chemicals are released having sex with a partner than through masturbation.
#1844
Health and Food / After reading this, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way
September 18, 2007, 02:35:12 AM
After reading this, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again!

Bananas containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND among people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS:
Forget the pills --- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect way to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brainpower. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body; so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work?
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes:
According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine," eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

forwarded from a yahoo group..
#1845
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
September 17, 2007, 10:32:08 AM
daan pako..dili kay hang over rana bai hasta ang baho naa lang gihapon.
#1846
Question and Answer / Re: When did u lose ur virginity?
September 17, 2007, 10:30:12 AM
I lost mine with th love of my life,the woman i adore so much but so sad now she is happily married to some one else,anyway i wish her happy married life and wish to love some one too...hoping and praying soon.
#1847
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
September 17, 2007, 10:23:40 AM
murag kabalo ko ana bai kay kusog kaayo ng hang over ana basta ang tin-aw inyong giinom naa sa meniral water na bottle..
#1848
Bible Study / Re: Famous Men and Women Who Mocked God
September 17, 2007, 10:11:26 AM
That is so interesting. Thanks for the information. It reminds everyone that, despite God's grace and mercy, He still doesn't fail to swiftly judge all of those who curse Him. The boot one was interesting, too.  
#1849
Love Talk / Re: Men Like Pretty Women: How About the Women?
September 17, 2007, 08:47:44 AM
basin ako maoy gipangita.. ;D ;D ;D
#1850
World Daily News / Re: Jet crashes at Phuket, Thailand; at least 87 are killed
September 17, 2007, 07:42:29 AM
tnx for info!!!

sus ay. pasaway sya...peace..
#1851
Facts and Trivia / 8s Really Cool
September 17, 2007, 07:37:14 AM
Try this...its really cool, only takes a minute.

1. Key in the first 3 digits of your phone
number into a calculator (not the area code)

2. Multiply by 80

3. Add 1

4. Multiply by 250

5. Add the last four digits of your phone number

6. Add the last four digits of your phone number again

7. Subtract 250

8. Divide by 2 at last





Is it your phone number ??
#1852
Weird and Extreme / Re: Man Almost Lost A Lip Due to Kissing
September 17, 2007, 07:08:46 AM
wahhaha naunsa .. ka grabi sad oi.. basin si iron yun na laging kalaban ni roger moore sa agent 007.
#1853
Introduce Yourself / Re: Tubag Bohol welcomes Mak2
September 17, 2007, 06:25:23 AM
welcome mak...

ayoha gyod ug mak mak ang key board..
#1854
Love Talk / Re: Men Like Pretty Women: How About the Women?
September 17, 2007, 06:14:23 AM
 ;D
#1855
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again!!!
September 17, 2007, 05:47:36 AM
Samtang nagklase si Maam Isyat, siya nagkanayon...

Maam Isyat : Kinsa ninyo ganahan muadto sa langit?!

...Ug ang tanang mga estudyante niisa sa ilang tuong kamot, gawas lang kang Pedro...

Maam Isyat : O Pedro, nganong dili man ka ganahan muadto
sa langit?!
Pedro : Maam, nitugon man gud 'to si mama nga paulion ko
niya ug sayo!
#1856
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 17, 2007, 05:34:36 AM
Managti-ayon ga away !...

HUSBAND: Animal ka!
WIFE: Hayop ka!
HUSBAND: Satanas!
WIFE: p*** ka!
HUSBAND: Peste ka!
WIFE: Bwisit ka!
HUSBAND: Punyeta ka!
WIFE: Boang ka!
HUSBAND: Leche ka!
WIFE: Pisot!
HUSBAND: Ah, wa'y tinud-anay.
#1857
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
September 17, 2007, 05:30:49 AM
Raymond: Bay onsa may akong bohaton aron di na manganak ang akong misis?
Franklin: ang sakto mon nga imong bohaton pagpabasiktomi.
abtag pila ka adlaw

Raymond: Frank naburos man lagi ang akong misis
Franklin: Unya mon nag pabasiktomi naka
Raymond: O
Franklin: Ikaw moy ra may napabasiktomi ako wala man
#1858
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again!!!
September 17, 2007, 05:20:52 AM
Asawa: Byaan na' taka wah' kay pulus tapulan,
Bana: suwaye buhaton na nimo mag Las-Las ko
Asawa: Bot_bot mag LAS-LAS KA? hadlok gani ka
Patuli mag las-las pa? ...PiSoT!
#1859
Introduce Yourself / Re: Tubag Bohol welcomes Vasegundo
September 17, 2007, 04:28:54 AM
Welcome Boss Vas..
tagay nata boss..
sutoy sutoy pod seguro ka.. hinay hinay lang aron dili mapangka..
#1860
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Gagiers...
September 17, 2007, 04:26:51 AM
ayayyy... sus.. maayo gani kay tinood.. mo palag gyod ko uig dili ..
#1861
Introduce Yourself / Welcome Gagiers...
September 17, 2007, 03:23:23 AM
hello gagiers..
welcome tubag bohol..cheers.. enjoy..
#1862
Love Talk / Re: A Kiss Can Kill A Relationship
September 17, 2007, 02:51:14 AM
Congratulations on your first kiss....

wahhhh  what a gurly talks ..
#1863
Eyeball / Re: Bol-anons in Europe...
September 17, 2007, 02:40:47 AM
ehmm what a language???
#1864
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: Photos Of Your New Countries
September 16, 2007, 09:52:20 AM

CITY OF ABU DHABI




ABU DHABI CORNICH BAY WALK 12 KM. ONE OF THE LONGEST BAY WALK IN WORLD


ABU DHABI CITY AT NIGHT





#1865
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 16, 2007, 06:53:53 AM
Quote from: Ginger on September 14, 2007, 11:55:43 PM
hmmmm sure ka? unya kay di man ka padugon ug ma pasmo si misis...hahahahahahahaha sugot nalang!
maobah..adto nalng kung mari oi..
#1866
Health and Food / Nestle Clarification
September 15, 2007, 09:06:01 PM
hi mommies and daddies....

i received a forwarded email from a friend who works in j. walter thompson
regarding the phase out of maggi seasoning and nestea tea bag. she even sent
the copies of the memo signed by the marketing managers and vp of nestle's
food services business unit.

i got worried because the memo was vague, and it just said that the products
being phased out are made from china.

thankfully, the phase out is just a marketing decision and not because these
food products are tainted with anything harmful to the human body.

i am attaching here the clarification from nestle. they mentioned that
although maggi liquid seasoning is made from china, it is not dangerous for
human consumption. and the nestea tea bags are made from india.
#1867
Love Talk / Re: TRUE FRIEND
September 15, 2007, 08:43:59 PM
Friendship.. Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. Friends Anger is only one letter short of danger If someone betrays you once, it is his fault; If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. He, who loses money, loses much; He, who loses a friend, loses much more; He, who loses faith, loses all. Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art. Learn from the mistakes of others You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. Friends, you and me... You brought another friend... And then there were 3... We started our group... Our circle of friends... And like that circle... There is no beginning or end... Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present. Show your friends how much you care...
#1868
Philippine Business News / Re: Group warns of fake teaching job offers in Thailand
September 15, 2007, 08:12:25 PM
ahhhh..lisod kaayo gyod ug walay klaro oi.. naa may mga license agency nganong magpadala sa bulatik..kini ra bang manghulam ta ug kwarta halos mulohod nalang para pahulamon..tnx for the info!!!
#1869
Jokes and Humor / Re: Men & Women
September 15, 2007, 08:01:06 PM
Here are the correct answers to the 5 hardest and most often incorrectly answered questions a female may ask you.

The five questions are: 1 - "What are you thinking?" 2 - "Do you love me?" 3 - "Do I look fat?" 4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5 - "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:

1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:

a - Baseball b - Football c - How fat you are. d - How much prettier she is than you. e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died.

According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know, " Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."

The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:

2 - "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear. Wrong answers include:

a - I suppose so. b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes. c - That depends on what you mean by "love". d - Does it matter? e - Who, me?

3 - "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:

a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. b - Compared to what? c - A little extra weight looks good on you. d - I've seen fatter. e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy. 4 - "Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring at so hard that you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include:

a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way. b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things. c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality. d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner. e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

5 - "What would you do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way." This might be the stupidest question of the lot, as is illustrated by the following stupid joke:

"Dear, " said the wife. "What would you do if I died?" "Why, dear, I would be extremely upset, " said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?" "Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of couse not, dear" said the husband. "Don't you like being married?" said the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said. "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" "Alright, " said the husband, "I'd remarry." "You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes" said the husband. "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause. "Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband. "I see, " said the wife indignantly."And would you let her wear my old clothes?" "I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband. "Really, " said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?" "Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do." "Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too." "Of course not, dear, " said the husband. "She is left-handed."
#1870
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again!!!
September 15, 2007, 07:56:47 PM
Si Pedro nakig estorya sa Judge kay gusto niyang pailisan iyang apilyedo.

Pedro:Sir,gusto unta nako pailisan ang akong apilyedo.

Judge:Basig madakoan kag gasto unya dugay pa giud,gawas

kong BALIHON lang,kay okey ra.

Pedro:na,nisamot di ko oi,

Judge:kay unsa man diay ang imong apilyedo?

Pedro: LOBOT
#1871
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
September 15, 2007, 07:54:01 PM
manang bugok kaayo akong katabang tagaan tika example...
kunsing marika, adto ragud sa balay tanawa kung tua ba ko didto
Kunsing: way problema nyorita huwat ha... (dayug talikod...)

sus day mas bugok akong katabang tanawa gani ha....
prokopya!! marika, niay bientesinko sintabos adto sa botika ug pag palit ug awto...

Prokopya: o nyorita,... (dayg talikod ....)

.... sa iskina....

Kunsing: sus prokopya bugok kaayo akong amo, tiaw mo na gipa susi nako kung tua siya sa balay, iya pa gyud ko gihago ug palakaw nga naa man untay telepono!!!

Prokopya: aw wa ra na sa akong amo.. tiaw mo na, gi tagaan kog bientesingko sintabos para ipapalit ug awto, sa botika pa gyud!!! ang kapait, wa nag saba unsay kolor!!!!

tweng!!!
#1872
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 15, 2007, 07:49:56 PM
mura man nag ENVIRONMENTAL UG GENETIC HEREDITY

Nay unsa diay ng environmental ug unsa pud ng genetic?

imong manghod liwat sa nako ang katas-on nya ang nawong liwat ni papa nimo, mao ng GENETIC

ikaw liwat nako ang color pero liwat sa collector sa BOHECO ang nawong ug height mao ng ENVIRONMENTAL!!!
#1873
Jokes and Humor / Re: TEXT JOKS
September 15, 2007, 07:45:33 PM
bugaw: sir chicks, 1,500, estudyante......

customer: mao ba? pangitai ko ug tag 1,000 pero mas
maayo pa sa estudyante....

bugaw: sir, naa.... ang PRINCIPAL.... he.... :lol
#1874
Question and Answer / Re: What room in your house best reflects your personality? Explain why?
September 15, 2007, 07:38:44 PM
ako nag file na kay peak seasson lisod.. comfirm later soon..
#1875
Question and Answer / Re: How do you know you're getting older?
September 15, 2007, 07:36:15 PM
Nangunot , giuban ug limtanon na kung magsama yan OBYOS na..
#1876
Question and Answer / Re: Who is your hero? (a parent, a celebrity, an influential person in one’s life)
September 15, 2007, 07:33:59 PM
My grand ma..why? sya lagi nagkwento sa amin nag kababalaghan and etc..
#1877
Question and Answer / Re: What room in your house best reflects your personality? Explain why?
September 15, 2007, 07:30:29 PM
sure bai anis-a ka uli.. december ko puhon..malooy Ginoo..
#1878
Question and Answer / Re: What’s one of the wackiest beliefs you held as a child?
September 15, 2007, 07:26:29 PM
Naalala ko rin during may highschool time ang classmate ko nagsabi na mabinta  daw ang murag nylon nga naa sa kwartang papel sa tunga.. nahurot tawn among halin ug kuha nako atong adlawa.. ang nylon lang ha dili ang papel..sus wala man diay.
#1879
Question and Answer / Re: What’s one of the wackiest beliefs you held as a child?
September 15, 2007, 07:09:41 PM
My Father once told me not to swallow the SANTOL seeds because SANTOL would grow in my stomach. i cant imagin that Santol tree beside our house is a giant tree.. hadlok pod tawon..
#1880
Question and Answer / Re: What’s the first question you will have for God when you die?
September 15, 2007, 07:01:57 PM
God, Am I good enough to go to Heaven?
#1881
Question and Answer / Re: What’s someone’s idiosyncrasy that really bothers you?
September 15, 2007, 06:55:34 PM
my close friend always sharing problems specially utang.. grrrrr..
#1882
Question and Answer / Re: What’s something that amazes you?
September 15, 2007, 06:52:33 PM
FOR ME..How fast children grow it goes by so fast like my son humabol na sa akin.
#1883
Question and Answer / Re: What room in your house best reflects your personality? Explain why?
September 15, 2007, 06:41:01 PM
bitaw saamo wala lingaw kung magvacation sa kusina ko..maghuna huna ko ug unsay akong lutoon na wala nako makaon diri. sa hapon tagay swerti talaga ng mga barkada ko ako pa painom, nilulutoan pa ng sum suman..hilig gyod bai kay bisan diri maka onshore ko puro pang kusina ako mauli. hehe
#1884
Question and Answer / Re: What room in your house best reflects your personality? Explain why?
September 15, 2007, 06:28:23 PM
hillig ko ug kaon.. wahehhe..
My kitchen...it screams of who i am and what my passion is!
#1885
Question and Answer / Re: At what time of the day do you feel at your best?
September 15, 2007, 06:20:35 PM
Yun ang maka stress bai subrang isip pero hindi talaga yan malikayan tulad natin na malayo.. kung kailangan morin na mag nyt life wala naman mangyayari sa pagod mo..mao lang nay lowest idea na free walang bayad.
#1886
Question and Answer / Re: What is one goal you’d like to accomplish during your lifetime?
September 15, 2007, 06:17:26 PM
Kailangan gyod na para may direction atong goal..mapi mina mina SIDA.. ;D ;D ;D
#1887
Question and Answer / Re: Which of the five senses do you treasure most? Why?
September 15, 2007, 06:10:53 PM
Wow C2 ha..ang sarap pakingan kung ganon ang sasabihin ng mahal ko..
me too.. eyesight..
#1888
Question and Answer / Re: What do you do if you can’t sleep at night?
September 15, 2007, 05:56:52 PM
ayayyy.. wahahhhah.. ;D ;D ;D
#1889
Question and Answer / Re: At what time of the day do you feel at your best?
September 15, 2007, 05:55:34 PM
yung bang maalala mo ang painagkwentuhan nyo bago matulog.. puro man gud mga sipat kaayo mga tawo diri parang mga walang probs..peo gabagok diay ang probs..kung si Freddie aguilar pa TAWANAN MO ANG PROBLEMA..wahahahh ;D ;D ;D
#1890
Question and Answer / Re: What is one goal you’d like to accomplish during your lifetime?
September 15, 2007, 05:53:26 PM
Go gow akoy timon ha ug asa padulong basin magtuyoktuyok ta..
#1891
Question and Answer / Re: What do you do if you can’t sleep at night?
September 15, 2007, 05:51:50 PM
who knows waheheheh..i have difficulties to sleep bai.. sometimes 3 nyts i cant sleep..mahina naako sa call and txt thru mobile pero napunta sa bottles sometimes..sa araw ako sarap matulog kahit walang kain maghapon.. baliktad..
#1892
Question and Answer / Re: At what time of the day do you feel at your best?
September 15, 2007, 05:47:19 PM
a nice topic...for me after work & dinner.. playing golf with tropa and sharing joks..den sleep dayon..sometimes nakapikit mata mo na naka smile..bongga dibah..
#1893
Question and Answer / Re: What do you do if you can’t sleep at night?
September 15, 2007, 05:42:26 PM
Quote from: jules_unicode on September 15, 2007, 04:31:55 PM
surf the net, listen to music or watch some movies..........or do something "tiring" ;)
ehhmm..jules_unicode im interested your tiring technique.. unsa kaha naay.. basin effective pod na nako.. ;D ;D
#1894
Introduce Yourself / Re: The One and Only Story of Balong
September 15, 2007, 10:28:03 AM
Quote from: balong on September 15, 2007, 09:28:27 AM
unsaon man naho pag kahibaw ug gwapa ni si ginger. asa man naho makita ijang pictyors.
makita na nimo pinaagi nako bals..
#1895
Bible Study / Re: My piece of heaven
September 15, 2007, 07:25:28 AM
that is an old picture from a picture frame posted our office..located..in between Dubai & Oman..Opposite Pakistan & Sri Lanka..
#1896
Inspiration & Hope / Re: The first step in getting help is humility
September 15, 2007, 07:22:00 AM
Christians stand strong when they stand together.. 
#1897
Help & Support / Re: You can now post and edit events in our Calendar
September 15, 2007, 07:14:43 AM
Mike, More Power..
#1898
Bible Study / Re: My piece of heaven
September 15, 2007, 07:10:29 AM
MY PEACE OF HEAVEN...






#1899
Love Talk / Re: Friendship between man and woman without ulterior motives? Possible?
September 15, 2007, 06:43:13 AM
I think this relates a lot to the age of the women. If they're about 30 and single, especially over here, then friendship with them can be a little difficult, in my own experience."

Then both 'friends' have an ulterior motive.

.
#1900
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 word sentence
September 15, 2007, 06:36:16 AM

my pride and joy  
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