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Quote from: diablo on September 07, 2013, 08:40:22 PM
botoy = hubagbohol

tagatigbao = tagatigbotoy

tagatigbao = hubagbohol 

Hmm, brayta gud...

4. Turn to open shelving. Laying everything out in the open can seem unappealing to those who want everything tucked in and hidden from view, but integrating open storage in your home is an inexpensive way to get things off the floor and out of your main space. Industrial shelving units offer a clean, modern look and come relatively cheap in hardware stores or home depot. The best part about them is they force you to keep things organized and neat at all times.

5. Break up space using your floor. Putting dividers in an already confined space can lessen the minimal space you’re working with. Consider breaking up the separate areas of your studio unit with rugs and carpets instead. Not only do they add character, they introduce fun textures and patterns to a room too.

3. Double up. Not enough can be said about using the same pieces of furniture in a multitude of ways. Have your study desk double as your vanity. Invest in a sofa bed if you’re keen on having guests over frequently. Paint that blank wall in your kitchen with chalkboard paint and have it as your reminder wall for all family announcements and schedules. Do you really need a dining area? Or do you find yourself eating at your breakfast nook all the time anyway? You can probably do away with a redundant area and make better use of it. Being smart about your space means knowing that not every single square inch needs to have a dedicated, individual function.

1. Go for optical illusions. Whether this means employing mirrors to visually double the space you’ve got, or using long, floor-sweeping curtains to make your room stretch vertically, know that you can use functional elements to create visual depth. Surrounding yourself with an environment that seems large gives off the same feeling that an actual larger space can offer.

2. Opt for monochrome. Filling up your room with too many colors can create a lot of visual clutter, making a confined space look even smaller than it already is. Consider painting your walls, furniture, and built in shelves in the same shade, mimicking that color family even with your throw pillows and sheets. Not only do you get a clean, neutral and restful look, but everything that fills up your space will visually retreat providing you more room to breathe.

Get more out of small spaces
By Chinggay Labrador, Pretty Does It | Yahoo! SHE â€" Fri, Sep 6, 2013 2:39 PM PHT


Whether you’re living in a 30 square meter apartment or a 300 square meter house, every homeowner can do with more space.

Opening up your home to more space not only works visually, allowing you to virtually breathe more and feel more relaxed; it also gives you more opportunities to store the things you accumulate, and tuck away what you need but don’t want to have lying around, out in the open.

While living in a tight room can seem like you’ve got design restrictions coming in from every which way, there are many decorating tips you can apply to make things work.

And yet another...

The video was initially screened for a relatively small, private audience. But the overwhelming amount of feedback from viewers who felt the interview should be widely publicized came with consequences, as various online networks repeatedly shut it down and affiliates refused to house the content.

Bernanke and Greenspan certainly would not support Wiedemer publicly, and it soon became apparent mainstream media would not either.

“People were sitting up and taking notice, and they begged us to make the interview public so they could easily share it,” said Newsmax Financial Publisher Aaron DeHoog. “But unfortunately, it kept getting pulled.”

“Our real concern,” DeHoog added, “is the effect even if only half of Wiedemer’s predictions come true.

“That’s a scary thought for sure. But we want the average American to be prepared, and that is why we will continue to push this video to as many outlets as we can. We want the word to spread.”

The interview has become a wake-up call for those unprepared (or unwilling) to acknowledge an ugly truth: The country’s financial “rescue” devised in Washington has failed miserably.

The blame lies squarely on those whose job it was to avoid the exact situation we find ourselves in, including Bernanke and former Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan, tasked with preventing financial meltdowns and keeping the nation’s economy strong through monetary and credit policies.

At one point, Wiedemer even calls out Bernanke, saying that his “money from heaven will be the path to hell.”

But it’s not just the grim predictions that are causing the sensation in Wiedemer’s video interview. Rather, it’s his comprehensive blueprint for economic survival that’s really commanding global attention.

The interview offers realistic, step-by-step solutions that the average hard-working American can easily follow.

Where Trump, Faber, and Schiff see rising debt, a falling dollar, and a plunging stock market, investment adviser and author Robert Wiedemer sees much more widespread economic destruction.

In a recent interview to talk about his New York Times best-seller Aftershock, Wiedemer says, “The data is clear, 50 percent unemployment, a 90 percent stock market drop, and 100 percent annual inflation… starting in 2013.”

Before you dismiss Wiedemer’s claims as impossible or unrealistic, consider this: In 2006, Wiedemer and a team of economists accurately predicted the collapse of the U.S. housing market, equity markets, and consumer spending that almost sank the United States. They published their research in the book America’s Bubble Economy.

When the interview host questioned Wiedemer’s latest data, the author unapologetically displayed shocking charts backing up his allegations, and then ended his argument with, “You see, the medicine will become the poison.”

Trump doesn’t hesitate to point out America’s unhealthy dependence on China. “When you’re not rich, you have to go out and borrow money. We’re borrowing from the Chinese and others.”

It is this massive debt that worries Trump the most.

“We are going up to $16 trillion [in debt] very soon, and it’s going to be a lot higher than that before he gets finished,” Trump says, referring to President Barack Obama. “When you have [debt] in the $21-$22 trillion [range], you are talking about a [credit] downgrade no matter how you cut it.”

In a recent appearance, Trump went to so far as to say the dollar is “going to hell.”

Faber’s pessimism is matched by well-respected economist and investor Peter Schiff, the CEO of Euro Pacific Capital. Schiff remarks that the stock market collapse we experienced in 2008 “wasn’t the real crash. The real crash is coming.”

Schiff didn’t stop there. Most alarming is his belief that daily life will get dramatically worse for U.S. citizens.

“If we keep doing this policy of stimulus and growing government, it’s just going to get worse for the average American. Our standard of living is going to fall . . . People who are expecting Social Security can’t get all that money. People expecting government pensions can’t get all their money . . . We simply can’t afford to pay them.”

Equally critical of the current government and our nation’s economy is real estate mogul and entrepreneur Donald Trump, who is warning that the United States could soon become a large-scale Spain or Greece, teetering on the edge of financial ruin.

Friday, 06 Sep 2013 05:14 AM
http://www.moneynews.com/


That’s exactly what many well-respected economists, billionaires, and noted authors are telling you to do â€" experts such as Marc Faber, Peter Schiff, Donald Trump, and Robert Wiedemer. According to them, we are on the verge of another recession, and this one will be far worse than what we experienced during the last financial crisis.

Marc Faber, the noted Swiss economist and investor, has voiced his concerns for the U.S. economy numerous times during recent media appearances, stating, “I think somewhere down the line we will have a massive wealth destruction. I would say that well-to-do people may lose up to 50 percent of their total wealth.”

When he was asked what sort of odds he put on a global recession happening, the economist famous for his ominous predictions quickly answered . . . “100 percent.”

Faber points out that this bleak outlook stems directly from Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke’s policy decisions, and the continuous printing of new money, referred to as “quantitative easing” in the media.

Mucho sapal...

Quote from: islander on August 25, 2013, 10:34:24 AM
the last battle: kataposang pisik sa ihi sa tungaw.

During the operation, police recovered a caliber. 45 pistol, cal. 9mm pistol, cal. 38 revolver, and a KG9 pistol.

They also recovered firearm magazines, silencer, several ammunitions, drug paraphernalia and a radio for communication.

Police also recovered from the suspect’s nearby house two large packs of suspected shabu weighing 300 grams worth P3.5 million.

RAIDSOTG deputy chief Henrix Bancoleta said they have been monitoring Secretaria after receiving information that he is one of the druglords in Cebu City.

Police expressed disappointment that local officials in the area did not coordinate with them immediately and that neighbors of the suspects were also uncooperative.

“Natingala gani mi diri kay wa kuno sila makaila sa among subject nga si y*&^%. Pero sa among info, ilado kaayo ni siya dinhi, mahadlok gani ning mga tawo nila dire,” Bancoleta said.

Both Bejasa and Conson denied any involvement in Secretaria’s drug activities. â€" Lesley C. Vestil of Banat News and Niña G. Sumacot/LPM (FREEMAN)

Judge Soliver Peras of the Regional Trial Court Branch 10 issued the search warrant against Secretaria, alias y*&^%, a resident of Barangay Ermita in Cebu City.

Police instead arrested Secretaria’s alleged accomplices Harold Bejasa, alias Rambo, 23, also of barangay Ermita, and Chardilito Conson, 31, of Getafe.

Bejasa, police said, served as Secretaria’s right hand while Conson works as his lookout.  Policemen, onboard three pumpboats and a speedboat, proceeded to Banacon Island past 9 a.m.

The team was led by RAIDSOTG chief Marvin Sanchez and PIB chief Rodulfo Albotra.

The team initially held seven people who were at the vicinity of Secretaria’s hideout while police were searching for him.

Authorities later learned that the suspect had already left the island.

But police continued the search, believing that Secretaria was just hiding in one of the houses in the area, and failed to find him.

(The Freeman) | Updated September 7, 2013 - 12:00am


Chardilito Conson (left) and Harold Bejasa (center), alleged accomplices of suspected druglord Rowen Secretaria, are shown during their arrest following a raid on their hideout in Getafe, Bohol Thursday. At right is an unidentified person who was later freed by police after it was proven that he was not involved in the illegal activity. LESLEY CAMINADE VESTIL


CEBU, Philippines - Police seized at least P3.5 million worth of suspected shabu and assorted firearms in a raid Thursday on the hideout of a suspected Cebu druglord on an island in Getafe, Bohol.

Armed with a search warrant, operatives of the Regional Anti-Illegal Drugs Special Operations Task Group (RAIDSOTG) and the Provincial Intelligence Branch (PIB) however failed to arrest Rowen Secretaria.

Biggest fashion issue ever

At 406 pages, the issue is touted as the thickest glossy ever, with features on “women of the world” including Jimmy Choo’s new Creative Director Sandra Choi and the collaboration between Fendi and Karl Lagerfeld for Melissa shoes, and the world's love for Havaianas. Other features closer to home include the winners of the MEGA Young Designers Competition All Stars: John and Paul Herrera from the House of Herrera take over Designer Profile, and Emir Yamamoto from the House of Rogador is the New Kid on the Block.

First fashion issue documentary, #MakingMEGA

To highlight the making of their biggest issue, the MEGA team also filmed a behind-the-scenes documentary showcasing their journey to South America with Anne Curtis. Their fashion documentary is said to be the “first ever fashion documentary in the country,” with Editor-in-Chief Sari Yap saying, “We have seen it as our mission to continue raising the bar.”

Her second cover was shot in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. The actress sits on the steps of Escadaria Selaron, wearing a two-toned corset dress by Bo Parcon, a jacquard printed Eric Delos Santos jacket worn as a skirt, and metallic gold pumps by Primadonna.

“We know her by the obvious: as the biggest star in the country. But who we come to discover is a young woman who is authentic and relentlessly hardworking and we big to understand why her success is very much deserved,” writes MEGA Deputy Editor Meryll Yan in her cover story.

The magazine’s team led Anne to breathtaking South America to shoot the two covers. In the first cover, Anne is seen at Macchu Picchu, Peru donning a crisp white shirt, Peruvian hat, and SM Accessories necklace. A close-up of her face accentuates her luminous brown eyes, pink lips, and freckles.

Second cover:



Photo courtesy of MEGA magazine.

Anne Curtis shines in two September MEGA covers & fashion documentary
Biggest fashion issue ever, first fashion issue documentary in the Philippines.
By Yahoo! SHE Staff | Yahoo! SHE â€" 5 hours ago


MEGA magazine ushers in the month with a bang, nabbing one of the country’s biggest names in showbiz as their cover girl in not just one but two covers, and also featuring her in a special fashion issue documentary.

Anne in South America

First cover:



Photo courtesy of MEGA magazine.

Pakals na!

Agoi, kalami sa sambag para sa sinigang na baboy...

Miingon  si Bernadas  nga  usa  kini  ka  dakong  lingla  sa publiko. Midugang  siya  nga  dili unta  kini  angay  nga isibya   sa  mga  radyo  ug  uban  pang media  outlet  tungod  kay  ang mensahe  sa balaod  tataw  kaayo.

Tinuod  gimando  sa balaod  nga  kun  mopalit og tambal  siguroon  kadtong  tinuod  nga tambal  nga  moayo  gyud  sa sakit. Gani gidili  sa  mga  doktor  sa kagamhanan  nga  moluwat  og resita  sa  medisina  sa pasyente  nga  way generics  nga  katugbang  sa imported nga  medisina  sa   maong  resita.

Kini  aron  paghatag  og  higayon  sa mga  kabus  nga  makapalit  og  tambal  sa makatarunganon  nga presyo  nga  epektibo  batok  sa ilang  sakit.

Wala  pa  hinuon  siya  mosulti kun  silotan ba  ang  mga  estasyonan  sa radyo  nga  padayon  sa pagsibya  sa malinglahong advertisement.

Apan  miingon  siya  nga  dugay  na  silang   gidid-an ug hangtud  karon  nagpadayon  gihapon  busa  angay  kining  masumpo  sumala  ni Bernadas.

Gani  miingon  siya  nga kun food  supplement, para ra  sa sustansya  sa lawas.

Sa mga karton sa maong  mga food supplement  gisuwatan pa  og "No therapeutic effect", busa  nganong  ipasangil  man  nga  moayo  sa sakit sa tawo, dugang  ni  Bernadas.( /WC) (BANAT NEWS)

Ni Liezl Mabini Frasno (Banat) | Updated September 7, 2013 - 12:00am


CEBU, Philippines - Padayong  mipasidaan  ang departamento sa panglawas nga usa ka ilegal ang nahimo sa mga estasyonan sa radyo nga  nagsibya  sa mga food supplement nga  makaayo  sa sakit.

Si Regional  Director  Jaime S. Bernadas nagkanayon  nga pakigkitaan  niya  ang  mga  kadagkoan  sa Kapisanan  ng  mga  Brodkaster  sa Pilipinas (KBP) Cebu Chapter  kalabot  ning maong  suliran.

Hinuon wala pa siya mohisgot sa mga estasyonan  nga nagpahinumdom og  mga food supplement  nga  moayo sa mga kanser  nga sakit sa tawo.

Gibatbat  ni Bernadas  nga  usa  ka  dakong supak  sa   balaod ang  mga advertisement materials bahin sa  food  supplement    nga  makaayo  sa mga dagkong  balatian  sa lawas.

Gawas  sa yano  nga  pagsibya  pun-an  pa  sa  mga  pamatuod  sa  mga tawong  kunohay  kanseron  unya  mitomar  sa food supplement takulahaw  lamang  nga  naayo  ang  balatian.

Urup is an uninhabited volcanic island in the Kuril Islands chain in the south of the Sea of Okhotsk, northwest Pacific Ocean. Its name is derived from the Ainu language word for salmon trout. --Wiki

Sus, kakyut!

By Orlando Dinoy
Inquirer Mindanao
1:27 pm | Saturday, September 7th, 2013


DIGOS CITY, Philippinesâ€"Police arrested a 28-year-old man here on Friday for allegedly raping his 12-year-old daughter repeatedly.

Senior Superintendent Michael John Dubria, chief of the regional intelligence division of the Southern Mindanao police, said the man was arrested in Sitio San Nicolas in Barangay Tres de Mayo here around 11 a.m. following a complaint lodged by the daughter.

Initial investigation showed the man started raping his daughter on August 26.

The rape was repeated four times more on September 5 alone, the girl told the police’s Women and Child Protection Desk.

Senior Superintendent Ronaldo Llanera, provincial police director, said the father would rape the child whenever the mother was away.

The suspect remained mum on the allegations and was being held at the police’s holding facility here while authorities awaited a court order on where to send him.

However, I’ve been warned that while these words are excellent candidates for inclusion in the Oxford English Dictionary, they may fail to make it due to future lack of use, depriving us of the honor.

Sir Alexie Conn explained: “IF, with the help of turoant sumbongdinates, an ombudextrous delimanation of pdafhilia is carried out, successfully carpo dieming pdafhiles, janetors and swinedlers thereby preventing further napolestation, then the prospective additions would no longer be included for lack of use.”

Well, in that case, I’m pretty sure Filipinos would much prefer to be at a loss for words.

turoancyâ€"enforced absence of finger-pointing sumbongdinates who are kept in safe houses for their own protection

santiagonizeâ€"to displease a lawmaker, whose blood pressure keeps shooting up at the smell of pork and makes her go kamikaze

foifectâ€"adj.; description of much needed FOI (freedom of information) transparency law as an antidote to pdafhilia and bulokracy

delimanateâ€"to prosecute pdafhiles and janetors without mercy

ombudextrousâ€"adj., quality of delimanation; see also carpomoralescent

carpo diemâ€"lat.; motto meaning “seize the bastards” (and their stypends)

honascenceâ€"the professed state of not ever knowing the janetor-wife of one’s close army buddy and former co-coup plotter

monsignorityâ€"priority given a Catholic priest to “rent” the Forbes Park home of a janetor

oinklingâ€"a hunch that a congressman or senator is a guilty of pdafhilia

qui tam onaâ€"lat., legal term for the vindication of public’s oinkling that a legislator is pdafhilic

sumbongdinates­­â€"a janetor’s former employees who are now “telling all” about their boss and her legislative partners

ponceficateâ€"to maintain silence and posture of indifference as incriminating gigibytes of pdafhilic evidence mount

gigibyteâ€"volume of cash delivered to a tandacious senator’s former chief of staff by a janetor’s driver.

enrilatedâ€"the supposed nature of the relationship between a gigibyte and a tandacy.

revillationâ€"the embarrassing exposure of a photo of a pogilistic pdafhile partying with a janetor, after he had publicly denied knowing her

ferdinantâ€"adj., description of a pdafhile’s adamant claim that his dead dictator father was the best thing that ever happened to the country; also means “like father like son”

napolestationâ€"abuse of taxpayers’ money by pdafhiles and well-connected scammers known as janetors or swinedlers

janetorâ€"one who takes taxpayers to the cleaners or cleans out government coffers, often with lapidity; adj., janetorial

lapidityâ€"the speed of acting without cause, e,g., purchasing with pork funds “antidengue innoculants” for Polillo, Quezon, when no cases of dengue fever were reported there

bulokracyâ€"rotten government channels that enable napolestation due to absence of transparency or sunshine law

kuyanymousâ€"adj., being hidden behind the respectable alias of “kuya” used by senator whose ex-president father is now a mayor; see also, pogilistic

estraditionâ€"natural transfer from father to son of estradavirus that triggers kuyanymous, eraptive and same-o same-o practices; facilitated by a social secretary who contacts swinedlers

tandacyâ€"the tendency of an elderly former Senate president to ponceficate

By Rene Ciria-Cruz
5:56 am | Friday, September 6th, 2013


LONDONâ€"Every year the Oxford English Dictionary (OED) adds new words based on evidence of their popular usage.

Sir Alexie Conn, a spokesperson for OED in London, told Outtakes/INQUIRER.net that new words from the Philippines are seriously being considered for inclusion.

Here are just some of the words that reportedly could end up in the OED, to join such illustrious company as selfie, twerk, boink.

Pdafhileâ€"a lawmaker who lusts after fresh Department of Budget Management disbursements from his/her pork barrel allotment

stypendâ€"a pdafhile’s dirty, secret commission from pork funds approved for a fake project or NGO; syn., kickback, pork diem

porquisitesâ€"advantages of political office enjoyed by a sitting pdafhile

Vulnerable

At the time of the study, only 10 percent were covered by general labor legislation to the same extent as other workers. More than one quarter were completely excluded from national labor legislation.

“Deplorable working conditions, labor exploitation and human rights abuses are major problems facing domestic workers,” the ILO said.

It said that lack of legal protection increased the domestic workers’ vulnerability and made it difficult for them to seek remedies.

“As a result, they are often paid less than workers in comparable occupations and work longer hours,” it said.

“Today’s entry into force of Convention 189 sends a powerful signal to more than 50 million domestic workers worldwide. I hope that it will also send a signal to ILO member states and that we will soon see more and more countries committing to protect the rights of domestic workers,” said Tomei.

‘Kasambahay’ law

Since the convention’s adoption, several countries have passed new laws and regulations protecting their domestic workers’ labor and social rights, including the Philippines which in June passed the Kasambahay Law.

The Kasambahay Law provides protection and better working conditions for Filipino household service workers.

“All this shows that the momentum sparked by the ILO convention on domestic workers is growing. The convention and recommendation have effectively started to play their roles as catalysts for change. They now serve as a starting point for devising new polices in a growing number of countries, recognizing the dignity and value of domestic work,” said Manuela Tomei, director of the ILO’s Working Conditions and Equality Department, in a statement.

According to an ILO study from January 2013 entitled “Domestic Workers Across the World,” household workers serve in private homes often without clear terms of employment, unregistered and excluded from the scope of labor legislation.

By Tina G. Santos
Philippine Daily Inquirer
7:05 am | Friday, September 6th, 2013


MANILA, Philippinesâ€"The Domestic Workers Conventionâ€"a treaty that provides basic labor rights to an estimated 53 million domestic workers worldwide, including some two million Filipinosâ€"came into force Thursday.

“There are currently at least 53 million domestic workers worldwide, not including child domestic workers, and this number is increasing steadily in developed and developing countries,” according to the International Labor Organization (ILO).

The new convention, which is now a binding international law, needed to be ratified by at least two ILO member states. But to date, eight ILO member statesâ€"the Philippines, Bolivia, Italy, Mauritius, Nicaragua, Paraguay, South Africa and Uruguayâ€" have ratified it.

Kyut ni kay bata pa. Pero kon maupaw ug mapangag na, pan-os pas tanang nangadedbol...

Ang resulta, war freak idiot...

Worry-free Botoy sleeping soundly...

Another one of the many multiple personalities...

Bwahaha!

Kini maoy klarong info. Di sama sa uban diha nga kapalpakan to the max...

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Above, you’ll see that basic outline of what IQ means and how most of the world stacks up. That mountain in the middle represents where most of us would rank. Let’s put it in perspective by looking at the expected career paths of individuals within specific IQ ranges:

IQ of 87: Unskilled workers (no special training or special skills)
IQ of 92: Semi-skilled workers (truck drivers, factory workers etc)
IQ of 101: Skilled workers (clerical workers, sales professionals, electricians, craftsmen and foremen etc)
IQ of 104: Managers and administrators (received 1-3 years of college education in a specific field)
IQ of 112: Professional or technical workers (estate agents, surveyors, environmental or forensic scientists, educators etc)
IQ of 125: Lawyers, doctors (PhDs, JDs, MDs)
IQ of 135: Neurosurgeons, research scientists, university professors -- http://thechive.com/

Stubbs is now reportedly breathing on his own after relying on a chest tube for a couple of days.

Ms Stec, owner of a general store in the small town, said she planned to file a police report, adding that the dog "needs to go away".

Stubbs was discovered among a box of kittens in 1997, and was named after his lack of tail.

He ascended to power shortly afterwards when the town's 800 inhabitants did not like the candidates in a mayoral election
and encouraged enough people to elect the feline instead.
Although his position is honorary, Stubbs' popularity has grown over the years, earning him national fame and subsequent visits from tourists.

He suffered a wound in his side, a fractured sternum and a punctured lung, and underwent three hours of surgery.
"While at this point in time it is impossible to know whether my attack was politically motivated, I do hope that

A message posted on his Facebook page joked that Secret Service protection would be needed in future. the government will seriously consider providing me with some Secret Service protection in the future to assist in preserving my remaining eight lives," it read.

"I am thankful for the opportunity to continue leading the great town of Talkeetna onwards to brighter tomorrows."

His owner, Lauri Stec, said the cat was heavily sedated because he was in "so much pain" after the attack.

The 'politi-cat' underwent three hours of surgery after suffering a wound in his side, a fractured sternum and a punctured lung.9:47am UK, Thursday 05 September 2013



Mayor Stubbs recovering from the attack (Pic: Facebook)


A yellow tabby who has been the honorary mayor of an Alaskan town for 16 years has been attacked by a dog.

Mayor Stubbs survived the mauling in Talkeetna and is recovering at the Big Lake-Susitna Veterinary Hospital in Wasilla.

As in, idiot ab initio...

What gives? Well...

An idiot? Hmm, obviously a boon companion to You-Know-Who...

The public shaming was ordered by a judge in Ohio after the man drunkenly threatened police in 911 calls.
http://news.sky.com/
9:54am UK, Wednesday 04 September 2013
Richard Dameron


A man who threatened to kill police officers in Cleveland in 911 calls has been ordered to wear a sign in public declaring him an idiot.

Richard Dameron, 58, must stand outside a local police station with a yellow sign around his neck for three hours each day this week.

The sign says: "I apologise to Officer Simone & all police officers for being an idiot calling 911 threatening to kill you. I'm sorry and it will never happen again."

Quote from: diablo on September 05, 2013, 10:49:15 AM


          EYE  am watching you

Rotating brownout = time to stretch and take a deep breath

Kaluoy, way nitagad...

Way lami...

Quote from: diablo on September 06, 2013, 08:17:01 PM
he keeps on calling me an idiot.

Ugok!

I can't imagine being threatened by an uneducated idiot...

Human sa Kalag2x, naay Pasko, Bag-ong Tuig, Valentine's, etc., etc. Hilom diha, oi.

Ah, duol ra man diay...

Supercute fighter...

Fisherman discovered the horrifying little creature, which is native to South America, in the Danish/Swedish strait of Oresund, CNN reports. The Pacu can grow to 55 pounds, has giant teeth and looks angry, but is usually the more friendly cousin of the piranha. That is, until it sees a testicle.

Experts at the Natural History Museum of Denmark, who were notified of the Pacu sighting, warn: "Anyone choosing to bathe in the Oresund these days had best keep their swimsuits well tied."

Locals in Papua New Guinea say they have firsthand knowledge of a fatal testicle bite. Two fisherman are said to have died of blood loss after a Pacu chomped off their testicles, according to Metro. That said, such attacks are uncommon.

Last year, two Pacus were reportedly spotted in Lake Lou Yaeger in Illinois. Officials think amateur exotic fish collectors are the ones releasing their pets into waters where they don't belong. Anyone caught dumping exotic fish can be criminally charged.

It's unclear how the fish got into Scandinavian waters.

Pacu, Testicle-Biting Fish, Will Target Skinny Dippers, Authorities Warn
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
Posted: 08/11/2013 10:30 am EDT  |  Updated: 08/11/2013 12:11 pm EDT





If you're going swimming in Scandinavia, wear your trunks -- no ifs, ands or nuts.

Authorities are warning skinny dippers about the Pacu, a fish similar to the piranha that really enjoys cracking nuts with its strong jaws. They've also been known to mistake testicles for something nice and crunchy, and they're strong enough to take off a finger.

Hmm, pila man diay kaha ka oras by car from Digos to Lake Sebu, Ms. Lolla?