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Quote from: BlueAngel on February 22, 2008, 04:16:35 PM
sumala sa huho ngihong sa huyuhoy nga akong nadunggan,
gikan kana sa pina ka unique nga tubod sa kina tuboran
about 70 hectar surrounded protected nature area
underground direct refilling without the touch of outer pollution,
rich of mineral substances etc. blah-blah-blah
usa pa maminaw xa ko sa hoyuhoy- winky-winky
Quote from: ligiah on February 22, 2008, 08:31:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cevs63S5XLo
Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on February 22, 2008, 05:10:01 AM
[mp3tube]55d868b99871eba8bbe6a0e2c2ae8299[/mp3tube]
Perfect for relaxation.
Quote from: svetlana on February 12, 2008, 12:37:20 PM
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty. ___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? _________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid! ____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? ____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess. _____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? _________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. _________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
Quote from: bulak on February 19, 2008, 06:03:37 PM
hahahhah saktu ka ate..pero ang attract te sa atubangan man jod..aron dile mulingiw ang tawo nga mutan-aw ang boobs nalang ang ibalhin sa luyo..joke!....
Quote from: svetlana on February 19, 2008, 09:10:04 AM
white wine
spaghetti or pancit canton?
Quote from: Anna&Jorge on February 17, 2008, 03:09:41 PM
i would rather have few friends because i believe in the saying " A friend to all is a friend to none. "
Someone who is a friend to everyone makes none of them feel special...
Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on February 16, 2008, 11:07:56 PM
Pahinumdum lang ha...
Quote from: st. agnes on February 16, 2008, 05:16:17 PM
hahahaha! hiwi diay nang imo Lex?
hahahahaha
maayo noon nah kay mo simang so gilok2x gamay diay nah.. hahahahaha
Quote from: BlueAngel on February 17, 2008, 04:33:53 AM
hani na? nakasulay pa ka adtong Budjong?
morag ala nako kahinumdom ana
hahahaha sigbaw!
nakaabot paka adtong magsag-ob
nga kawayan or Butong kawayan
ang tawag, adto sa poso?
nalatusan baya ko adto ky
gusto gyod ko mosuway ba unya ky
bug-at man diay pod kulires
nabundak man nako boi, niliki-sirit ang tubig huuh
miuli kong wlay tubig imnonon nahaponan pa jud
ky nagdula paman ug takyan whahaha
Quote from: fortune on February 16, 2008, 11:40:17 PM
19 up to 35
Quote from: Mari on February 16, 2008, 12:48:15 PM
Quote from: Mari on February 16, 2008, 12:48:15 PM
?Quote from: Mari on February 16, 2008, 12:18:01 PM
Wa na ako masabi sa mga putoshop mo Maria...
dear himua daw ang mga font ug futuristic!
ganahan ko sa image nindot kaajo...
mo print kaha sila ana sa shirt?
o heat transfer ilang gamiton?
Quote from: Mari on February 16, 2008, 08:26:41 AM
nakatawa ko Bella, magpanty nalang kog motan aw niya magconcert para naay matagak pero kutob ra intawn kos Kenny Roger's chicken
Quote from: Ginger on February 16, 2008, 03:49:25 AM
mao ni tinuod nga boholana
Quote from: BlueAngel on February 16, 2008, 03:17:35 AM
dia ra dako na jud
note: "palibot" ako gi-ingon
morag ni focus mo sa pic ra
ops dapat wla juy "tip" ba ngek
asa man wak-wak, heart porma diha daw beh? ahehehe
) Quote from: Mari on February 15, 2008, 04:09:51 PM
bella can u try playing with the words going around the globe
Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on February 15, 2008, 04:01:46 PM
Ang flag namo sa Iraq, okay ra pud iapil.
Quote from: ms da binsi on February 15, 2008, 04:05:17 PM
