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#1702
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
October 10, 2012, 05:58:05 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2012, 05:54:34 PM
Wa na kabalik si Ms. Lolla, gisugdan na niya ang tanan... ;D

naunsa na kaha si Lolla karon ai, wana man mabalik unsay imong huna2x bai hubag..?
#1703
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2012, 05:48:20 PM
He he, kinsa man nang gahapuhap nimo, Bay Piks? ;D

diko ganahan ug hapo hapon bai hubs kay dali ra kaayo kung maglagot basin ug makatilaw unya sila  ug unsay lami..wehehe.. :D :D
#1704
basta Pikoy salbahis gyud ug maglagot......:D
#1705
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 10, 2012, 05:45:06 PM
MS. Beauty Pageant!!!!

MS.VENEZUELA-------OLA VIOLA KASEROLA SARANGGOLA TINOLA ARINOLA NI LOLA, VENEZUELA!!!!!

MS.NORWAY------------ANYWAY HIGHWAY EXPRESSWAY THERE’S NO OTHER WAY, NORWAY!!!!!

MS.HUNGARY-----------GUTOM KA GUTOM AKO GUTOM TAYONG LAHAT, HUNGARAY!!!!!

MS.KENYA--------------HINDI SAYO HINDI SA AKIN KANINO SIYA?, KENYA!!!!!

MS.PHILIPPINES------MULA SA LUPAING KULANG SA BIGAS MATAAS ANG GAS SANDAMAKMAK ANG MANDURUGAS, PILIPINAS!!!!!


way lamiiiiiiiiiii............:D
#1706
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 10, 2012, 05:35:27 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2012, 05:23:24 PM
Hmm, bunga sang dol2x nga laya na gid kag hapit na manugtagak? ;D

laya gid ba hang purma sang nag bitay2x hang ebidensya ni to..heheh. :D :D
#1707
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
October 10, 2012, 05:31:26 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 10, 2012, 05:24:00 PM

hehehehehe pwede pod tanan..


as in.....?? :D :D
#1708
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
October 10, 2012, 05:22:54 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 10, 2012, 05:17:26 PM
naglibog ko unsa'y nindot buhaton ron... foodtrip? body massage? or unwind by myself...

all by your self Lolla...heheheh..:D :D
#1709
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 10, 2012, 05:06:20 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2012, 05:03:41 PM
...kag huboang sang purol haron manugbisto hang sikrit ni toto... ;D

ug didto nag bitay2x sang murag bunga sang dol2x..bwahaha..
#1710
c Lolla nang naghungit klaro kaajo..c Pikoy nang kaablihon na, c to ng murag nawog upos ug si ms isle nang murag nawong ug nakuratan pero cute.. :D :D
#1711
Help & Support / Re: $100 PINASKOHAN CONTEST
October 10, 2012, 03:27:24 PM
hahaha...bantay ka Lolla nag selos ug ginagmay si kuya balongski... :D :D sa kadugayan mahimo na nang dako..weeeeheheh..estoryahe....;D
#1712
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
October 10, 2012, 03:24:04 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 10, 2012, 03:07:10 PM

weeehh?? asa ma'y exercise anang maglingkod tibuok adlaw atubang sa pc himo reports? maka slim diay na? karon pa ko... ;D ;D ;D

suko lagi dayon nga nag ngisi...tsk tsk , o uy..maka slim sa utok ba..ikaw jud la..smile sa b..weeehehehe...
#1713
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
October 10, 2012, 03:05:33 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 10, 2012, 02:57:53 PM
busy keu ... saon na lang.. :(

mas maayo na Lolla kay xercise mka pa slim shaadee.. :D :D
#1714
Help & Support / Re: 100 dollar contestants
October 10, 2012, 02:58:24 PM
wahahahahaha..giberahan ug balik ang # 3...:D
#1715
Photos Unlimited / Re: Where Have All the Grasses Gone?
October 10, 2012, 02:37:56 PM
gone for ice....:D
#1716
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Her Favorite Pet
October 10, 2012, 01:18:14 PM
guapa jud oi laming tulaon liwat sa iyang gikugos... :D :D
#1717
Photos Unlimited / Re: Traditional American House
October 10, 2012, 01:16:30 PM
INP - Iglesia ni Pikoy

unya ang aglasahon ig mag prosesyon ang dakong rebolto ni Pikoy..haha,, kung mauhon puro chcks ang magsunod..unswaaaaaa......ahahah
#1718
Photos Unlimited / Re: Traditional American House
October 10, 2012, 01:12:30 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2012, 01:06:46 PM
hmmm...di ba kaha baranggay tagay?... ;D

pangulo bisag asa ang tagay sa barangay...hehehe unya mamitik dayog manok para sumsuman..heheh
#1719
Photos Unlimited / Re: Mo angay ba ka ani?
October 10, 2012, 01:09:49 PM
haha angay jud ko ani doc very romantic place bisag mosyagit pakag kusog y makadungog..heheeh...pwd pod himoong tulganan sa mga mananagat.. :D :D
#1720
Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on October 10, 2012, 01:02:03 PM
mao niy resulta sa mga gipangsweldohan ug P200 Million a Year as Pork Barrel sa mga Senador. Bisan paggama ug balaod, mangopya diay. Pagka-useless aning Philippine Senate.

unsaun naanad man kaniadto sa pag eskwela..cge pangupya haha maypa undang tuyla bodo diay ayo,..hahah
#1721
Photos Unlimited / Re: Traditional American House
October 10, 2012, 01:03:31 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2012, 01:01:09 PM
Pwede pud magtukod kag relihiyon unya kini himoon nimong simbahan... ;D


hahaha nindot nang negosyoha bai hubag..pis kada ad.. :D :D
#1723
Photos Unlimited / Re: Traditional American House
October 10, 2012, 12:52:43 PM
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 10, 2012, 12:48:53 PM
Puydi pod ni. Guapo pod.




kini nindot himoong barangay hall, anhi na unya pa puy-on ni cap si sexytari...:D ;D
#1724
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 10, 2012, 12:44:36 PM
ha ha ha! murag diay jollybee diay kon maohon. ;D

sarap ulitin...hahaha..
#1725
están locos..demak karab...:D :D
#1726
"Thank u & come again" :D ;D
#1727
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Her Favorite Pet
October 10, 2012, 12:37:27 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2012, 12:33:43 PM
Tiki man ni sa amoa...


musamot ug ambak si Lollapalooza bai hubag kung muad2 sa injoha diay.. ;D ;D
#1728
Photos Unlimited / Re: Traditional American House
October 10, 2012, 12:33:19 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2012, 12:28:19 PM
ingon ani unta akong balay pohon... ::)

unya butangan pod nmu ug flag bai bugs?
#1729
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Her Favorite Pet
October 10, 2012, 12:26:53 PM
uy Higanteng halo ebid....;D ;D
#1730
Corella - Bohol / Re: Kisaw-kisaw sa Politika
October 10, 2012, 12:24:47 PM
Kwarta sa lata dawat luyog luyo, pagkakisaw gayud aning panahuna daghang hubog kay nigasto na si Juan de la cruz malibang manguros unya inig ka pildi hapa ibunal ang ulo sa yuta...haha..piskot aning kalakiha..
#1731
like defender, like lawmakers.. hahaha...unswaa..........;D ;D

como defensor como la toma de ley ...:D :D swaunsss...
#1732
by Jojo Malig, ABS-CBNNews.com

MANILA, Philippines - The controversial  Republic Act No. 10175 or the Cybercrime Prevention Act of 2012 could have been a product of shoddy lawmaking, a technology law expert said Tuesday.

Atty. JJ Disini, who is among groups and individuals who filed the 15 Supreme Court petitions questioning the cybercrime law, said the statute should have been laid out and written better.

"There is a tendency to cut and paste," he said, referring to the lawmaking process in the country.

Disini said the cybercrime law, which has been suspended for 120 days following a Supreme Court temporary restraining order, was initially modeled after the  Budapest Convention on Cybercrime.

However, the Philippine version fares poorly compared to the international pact, he said.

"The quality of the language is not as good as in the provisions that were lifted from the Budapest Convention. It could have been tighter, better said or provided," he added.

Disini said some of the provided cybercrimes like cybersquatting, identity theft and even the provision on spam and cybersex are not in the Budapest Convention.

Online criminal libel is also not in the convention.

Disini said while the Department of Justice (DOJ) has done well in moving for the Philippines' accession in the convention, "there was just a disconnect with how it was expressed in the law."

"On the whole, this is a good law. Kailangan natin ito but on the other hand, there are some provisions which are objectionable," he said

"The problem is that, there are so many things they want to put into the implementing rules and regulations," he added. "It's not up to the DOJ to determine what its power is. The power should be clearly vested and delineated by Congress."

DOJ also comes up short

He also said DOJ Assistant Secretary Geronimo Sy's explanations at a forum Tuesday failed to adequately address issues regarding the law, particularly on Constitutional red flags.

"Asec [Assistant Secretary] Sy gave it his best shot in defending the law, but some of his arguments, at least from my view,  fell a little too short," he said. Some of his arguments were not good enough."

As an example, he cited the provision that penalizes cybersex.

Disini said under the law, victims of cybersex operations will be more criminally liable.

"If you read the provision, the one who is penalized is the one who is making the exhibit, the lascivious exhibition online, not the person who is paying," he said.

He added that the statute does not clearly say that those financing cybersex operations are covered and penalized.

Telco worries

He also said telco industry representatives are concerned with law's so-called "takedown" provision.

"They were concerned about obligations to conduct real-time monitoring of data traffic. From their standpoint, they don't want to pay for that," he said.

He believes that the monitoring of real-time data traffic will see the government install monitoring machines in telcos' network operations center.

The machines will allow the government to to see which websites people will visit, Disini said.

"They will know what sites you went to, how long you stayed there, which pages you looked at, when you went into those sites," he added.

"It's a type of surveillance that violates the right to privacy," he said.

Disini said lawmakers who have announced plans to amend the law should now act.

"Hopefully, moving forward is they have expressed an intention to make corrective changes. I hope that process would be inclusive and the online community could involve themselves into those process," he said.
#1733
Talk of the Town / Re: man dies after eating cockroach
October 09, 2012, 10:11:54 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 09, 2012, 10:03:32 PM
He he, bag-ong hinukas nga panti ni Inday maoy akong paon, wa abtig 10 minutes daghan nang midugok...


;D

wahahaha..amoy pusitttttttt...........:D :D wahaha

cge off sako bai hubs ug kaninjong tanan godnyt..
#1734
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 09, 2012, 10:00:00 PM
Hilonggo gid haw si Hatsiko, pinaghimugso gid man sang Boracao...

hilonggo man gid si hatsiko haw kay kun manawag ug kaun muingon, kaun ta e...:D :D
#1735
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 09:54:46 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 09:52:18 PM
mao gani ipadayon na kay maglain samot imong gibati...

giinitan man gud ko Lolla dko maligo ngari oi kay y sabon..wahahaah...:D :D
#1736
Music and Video / Re: Lolla's Corner
October 09, 2012, 09:53:29 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 09:49:01 PM

aw... sige ininglison na lang nako... Good night... heheheh


hahaha mauba dba inig human sa Good  night naa may tsppp...haha waleeyyyyy.... :D :D
#1737
Talk of the Town / Re: man dies after eating cockroach
October 09, 2012, 09:52:07 PM
wahahahahha..unya giunsa kaha nmu na pag dakop bai hubag basin malatayon imong gi spray delikado japon bisag deep-fried nga naay tanglad..:D ;D
#1738
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 09:49:33 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 09:47:45 PM
toinks...samot gyud maglain imong gibati kung dili ipadayon...bwahahaha

sa CR lang ni nako unya ipadayon oi...:D :D
#1739
Music and Video / Re: Lolla's Corner
October 09, 2012, 09:48:02 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 09:44:58 PM
aw Shukran pod Engineer... Masaa el khair (tama ba?)

ambot wako kasabot..wa hheheh...:D :D  bitaw pangalan man guro nag arabo c Masaa el Khair Zable..heheh..mangutana pako ana Lolla ha..:D
#1740
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 09:41:54 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 09:39:54 PM

ahak ra ah!!! na hala padayon sa imong gibati Engr...

lahi man akong gibati ron la oi...dle pwd ipadayon..:D :D
#1741
Music and Video / Re: Lolla's Corner
October 09, 2012, 09:40:54 PM
pwd saglan ug binsaya..heheh...:D :D bitaw padayon imuha raba ning corner basin ma corner nya ko ngari uli nalang ko oi...mat salama..sadika..ehehe..
#1742
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 09:38:47 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 09:29:04 PM

faeta aning ako'y pahimungtan ning imong kala-ay oi... hahahaha

haha lain baya akong pahimongtan ug laayon ko Lolla tuk-on nako akong kaugalingon aron makatulog ko..:D :D
#1743
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 09, 2012, 09:37:02 PM
boy ug girl


BOY: miss, energy drnk kaba?



GIRL: sus karaang diskarte . ky nganu mawala imong kakapoy
kung naa ko?




BOY: dli, ang imu man gud nawong murag cobra! bwaaahahahah! piskot rapod!..:D
#1744
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 09, 2012, 09:32:50 PM
C mahal sumakay sa taxi..


MAHAL:dlaybel alam mo to adles..?

DRIVER:ano po adress…?

MAHAL:sik sik 0 ten patay titi…!



DRIVER:patingn nga….ah….




66010 PASAY CITY…!

wahahahahahahahaah..


wala lang....:D
#1745
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 09:26:54 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 09:25:16 PM

toink.... hahahahahaha... na hala sige... Hi Engineer Pikoy... wa ko nagmug-ot ug wa ko nangyam-id... waz lang ko ka gets ato..

ay wa diay?? ug nagpa wa2x lang..ahahaha...tagda nako ba....:D :D
#1746
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 09:23:50 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 09:20:52 PM

mug-ot ba diay na.... bwahahahahahha tutuki ug taman...

ay kalain iya kung gi yam iran... :D :D  kissan ko na yam ira ron.bwahahahaah...tagda gud ko...hehehe..:D
#1747
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 09:19:22 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 09:17:39 PM
??? ??? ??? ???

oi nganu ni sya Lolla...nag mug ot man...??? ay kalain tagda ko ba..Lolla hii...! :D
#1748
Talk of the Town / Re: man dies after eating cockroach
October 09, 2012, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 09:14:46 PM
kinsa man gud dili mamatay ana.. naa ba gud ok ok nga limpyo?

limpyo oi basta dle lang sprihan ug malatayon..heheh..kana gyud ba tuo dayon weheh:D :D
#1749
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 09:15:20 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 09:13:53 PM

ampaw.... ka lurkey na manang imo oi... ;D ;D ;D

weeehh...kalurkey pa kuno pero mingawn diay to..wahahahahah.....:D :D peace!
#1750
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 09:12:00 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 09:09:58 PM

weehhH? magpanikad gyud?bwahahahahahhahaha

labaw pa jud magpang lugnot pa gyud...hahaa..:D :D

ug bitaw tagda...
#1751
Talk of the Town / Re: man dies after eating cockroach
October 09, 2012, 09:10:57 PM
ok ok nga enisprihan ug malatayon ang gipakaun siguro maung nahilo saunz...
#1752
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 09:08:20 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 09:04:17 PM

aw unsa diay ng imong t-shirt with gayuma na daan?hahahaha

wala pa gani butangi samot nag naa, magpanikad gyud ka....heheh :D :D
#1753
wahaha pa dungog2x lagi dayon...hehe..:D :D
#1754
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 09:02:30 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 04:16:34 PM
aw expect gyud nimo nga mohilak gyud ko? hahahaha kana na lang imong t-shirt ipahid..

delikado kung kaning tshirt naho ang ipahid Lolla kay basin kun mag husa ka,,mag cge nya kag pangita nako na saun nalang..heheheh :D :D
#1755
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 08:56:51 PM

ngee korniks keu... :P :P :P

weee..korniks ka jan...;D ;D
#1756
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 08:46:37 PM

hahaay bored na pod ning enginera ni ay... kasab-an gyud ka ni Ma'am Isles... hachikoy ka karon..

kuan ba,, hachi tukoy2x  kay mau nya ni akong ipangalan sa akng iro puhn..hatchi choco..tukoy..hehehe..witwiwww...

#1757
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 08:37:21 PM
i suggest, tan-aw ana... nindot gud Engr...


sureness??

ano ang pamagat ng kuwento Lolla? hachikoy?:D
#1759
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
October 09, 2012, 08:35:33 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 08:30:03 PM

aw diay ba... unya unsa man angay buhaton ani Engr?hehehehe


aw pasagdahan lang gud sa ijang gibati saun man that's life parang buhay..hehe...:D :D peace kuya balongski...hahaha..kw pod Lolla tagda pod oi...:D :D
#1760
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 04:55:19 PM

Yes Ma'am Isles with Richard Gere.. ayaw na lang pod tan-awa Ma'am Isles kay basin dugay ka maulian ug hinilak... Kitang mga animal lovers, dali ra kaayo motatak sa ato-a ang mga binuhatan sa atong mga binuhi or laing animals.. whether fiction or non-fiction nga salida basta animals ang magdala, dali ra kaayo ta ma touch... hehehe

waman ko ka kita sa lain nga mga salida ni richard Gere oi..unfaithful ra jud.. ;D ;D
#1761
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
October 09, 2012, 08:24:21 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 08:03:10 PM
naglingaw lingaw lang gani initan pa jud... weeeee ka lurkey ba oi.... baka selos... bwahahahahha

mau nay giingon Lolla ug nag lingaw2x unya naa diay naguol wahahahaha...:D ;D looy pod..
#1762
Help & Support / Re: $100 PINASKOHAN CONTEST
October 09, 2012, 08:21:50 PM
Quote from: balong on October 09, 2012, 07:44:34 PM
di ka managad naho. all your eyes is on pikoy

waaaaaa...nagselos diay c kuya balongski....wahahahaha...mau diay dd2 sa numero niya gipa himongot..weheheh..:D ;D
#1763
Quote from: islander on October 09, 2012, 06:26:44 PM
di ko katuo nga naay makaako ug bilin ug buhing dako... diha koy nahibaw-an nga nagbilin sa una pa, among silingan nga way buot.  pero ila man tawong gibalikan ug sekreto human ug 10 days kay kini laging nieskapo sa bayranan nga abang sa balay. 

paskang luyoa sa hinilakan sa iro.  ilusot na lang nako akong kamot sa jalousies para lang mopakaon ug makahatag ug tubig bisag lisod.  after 10 days, purya gaba sa kahugaw ang sulod sa balay.  mirisi pod ang tag-iya di pod angay bayran kay kun mahubog manulong man ug kalit unya ngil-ad ug sinultihan.  nadedbol gyod hinoon siya pagkahuman ato.

dka makatuo ms isle pero tuo nalang aron madali kay ila gyung gibeyaan ngad2..basin pod tuod ug nisibat sa bayrunon maung gibelen nalang ang iro ug mau natoy bayad..pagka toy2x pod..
#1764
bisag way nangutana may pagkapoliticians pod baya mig kaliwat gamay pero ginagmay ra sa amo rang barangay, akong papa brgy kapitan since 1983 - 2007 karon konsihal nalang siya unya akong mama maoy secretary unya ang among kinamanghuran nga babaye sk chairwman,,haha ganahn man ang mga tawo cguro kay ila man permi pilion, ang kaatbang ra ang na soya mosamot ug ka pildi kay naglagot..wahaha..sa masoya lang pilding maglagot...sa tanang naglagot ug nasoya nisuway ug atbang pastilan gilobong ug tagaliog..looy pod.. ;D ;D
#1765
kahidomdom jud ko sa iro (german dog) sa akong aunti sa una nga dd2 pa sila namuyo sa naga, cebu city, pag kadako nga pag ka iro dayon permi lang mi mag dula2x buotan jud akong ilabay ang bola sa layo iyaha jud kuhaun, pero ug sa dihang nadakpan ang iyang bana2x nga german kay overstaying namn sa pinas, namalhin na sila ug pinuy anan unya ilaha lang gibelen ug gibeyaan ang iro dd2 sa balay nga ilang giabangan ug ambot kinsa kahay naka adopt ato niya pagkasayang iroa jud...
#1766
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 09, 2012, 05:51:15 PM
nasang kinatao na gid hang ilang pagkapolitiko gid ya, ma parente kag ma istogdante may ara gid na sang ilang kinatawo.

ano gid ang may sira sang ilang kinatawo bai tobs...?
#1767
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 09, 2012, 05:59:37 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 09, 2012, 05:52:54 PM
hobo a sag akong postiso kag ako napog mag osap osap sang kang ong.

unswaaaaaaaaaaa....mabuang ko bajot...;D ;D
#1768
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 09, 2012, 05:39:44 PM
WIFE UG HUSBAND

wife: huboa akong panty,

husband: oh, hubo nah!

wife: huboa akong bra,

husband: oh, hubo jna!















wife: sunod ayaw na ug panul-ob sa akong gm8 ha?
bayota ka!


wahaha...hay naku Lolla,...
#1769
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 09, 2012, 05:13:36 PM
GIRL & BOY


girl: hayop ka! pagkatapos mo pasubo at pablow

sakin, ipputok mo pa mukha ko?

boy: di q na mapigilan ehh.










girl: Cge bili ka ulit ng plastic balloon!


wahaha...Lolla unsa man.......;D


#1770
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 09, 2012, 04:52:52 PM
PULIS AT LOLA…


PULIS: LoLa, bakit nyo po sinaksak ung rapist?.

lOLA: damuhong un! Aba, matapos ako ihiga at hubaran, biglang tumayo at cnabi… .


“joke Lng Lola! Mano po!.

.eh serious kaya ako, papikit pikit pa nga ako eh..! .


wahahaha...ambak lollaa.....
.
#1771
Question and Answer / Re: Tinood ba ni????
October 09, 2012, 04:49:52 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 04:49:07 PM

kana tanan nabati na nako sa 32 ka tuig nakong pinuyo dire sa kalibutan...

ay... unya suko diay ka Lolla..?
#1772
Question and Answer / Re: Tinood ba ni????
October 09, 2012, 04:47:52 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 04:43:42 PM
aw kung mabati nimo ni.. Tinuod gyud... hahahah

unya asa ang nabati nmu ani Lolla? :D
#1773
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 09, 2012, 04:45:46 PM
In a kindergaten class, the little girl asked:


girl: mam, mabubuntis po ba yung 40 yrs old???
teacher: oo
girl: yung 20?
teacher: oo
…girl: yung 5 yrs old???
teacher: hindi

(little boy whispered)

boy: sabi ko sayo eh… wag kang kabahan… :>

totoy ikaw na! hahahaha..

;D
#1774
Question and Answer / Tinood ba ni????
October 09, 2012, 04:40:55 PM
ANG GUGMA MKALIBOG!


1. Magtarong ta sa a2ng uyab binuangan tah..

2.kung mag binuang pud ta ayha pa hinuon ta tarungon.

3. mahigugma ta sa tao nga wala man gani nahigugma sa ato..

4. Labon bitaw naa mahigugma sa ato, deli pud tah ganahan sa iya.

5.Nahigugma sa usa-usa piro naa nay mga tag-iya ulahi na.

diay? estoryahee... anah jud ang LOVE.? hahaha watever!  =)
#1775
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 09, 2012, 04:31:57 PM
lolo at apo

lolo: apo magtago ka! baka makita ka ng teacher mo, nag absent ka diba..!


apo: opo lolo! kayo din po magtago.


lolo: bakit?


apo: kasi excuse ko po namatay lolo ko… peace


wahahaha..lugod Lollaa...
#1776
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 09, 2012, 04:27:22 PM
anak ug papa

Papa:

hoi! unsang oras na? nganu krn rka nkauli?

anak:

ah unsang klaseng knabuhia? ako pai
pangutan.on ug oras! maayog gidala2 ko nang relo!
kadaku sa orasan dha wla moi initiative mutan-aw?
ako pai hulaton pra pangutan-on sa oras!
matulog nko oi! naguba akong mood!

papa:

ay sori nak...


wehehe...skrima Lollaaa....;D

#1777
Jokes and Humor / Re: GITIK-GITIK
October 09, 2012, 04:22:07 PM
BF: Honey, mura kag Selecta, you’re so yummy!
GF: Aw, ikaw babe mura kag Krispy Kreme, you’re so sweet!
BF: Kanindot, ikaw mura kag Starbucks, so addictive!
GF: Ikaw mura kag Jollibee, langhap sarap.
BF: Mura kag Mang Inasal, affordable.
… GF: Haha. Mura kag pongko2, slightly dirty.
BF: Ikaw mura kag pinirito, oily!
GF: Mura kag sinugba, negro!
BF: Mura kag buwad, parehas mog baho!
GF: Mura kag inun-unan, parehas ka aslum sa imong bugan!
BF: Ikaw ginamos!
GF: Ikaw bugok nga itlog!
BF: Pan-os ka!
GF: Sinuka sa hubog!
BF: Tae!
GF: Buwag nata!
BF: Maypa!


bwahahahaha...tago Lollaa....
#1778
Question and Answer / Re: Mangutana lang unta ko.
October 09, 2012, 04:06:20 PM
salamat la mau diay nay tansan?...ang bulak sa otot2x la kaila ka?;D ;D
#1779
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 04:00:28 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 03:56:04 PM

toink... kana na lang pod akong hilakan? wheheheheh

kay waraba koy panyo i pahid unya sa imong sip on..wahahaha..
#1780
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 03:52:35 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 03:49:26 PM

aw no comment nako kay ni angkon na man ka...haahahah


aw angkunon jud nako la kay basin mohilak nya ka...wahahaah...peace! ;D
#1781
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 03:48:40 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 03:43:52 PM

hehehe Hi Ma'am Isles... unahon man gud ni si Engr.. hahahah

weeeehh...lalaki man jud na mag una una dba Lolla & ms isle? kay kung babaye una unahon aw lahi ra sya....wehehe.. ;D
#1782
Question and Answer / Re: Mangutana lang unta ko.
October 09, 2012, 03:46:41 PM
Quote from: islander on October 09, 2012, 03:42:28 PM
hehe, posible diay nga santan.  hagpaton ang gagmay nga blooms, dayon suyop sa nectar.  tam-is gyod tuod.  ang problema lang, kapila kaha ko gitam-isan pero olmigas nga itom na diay tong akong nasuyop. ;D

kanang bulak nga violet ms isle? mau nay santan? hilig ko ug tanaman pero nalimot ko purma sa santan man.. :D
#1783
Quote from: fdaray on October 09, 2012, 03:32:25 PM
Because of the changing time that we are very high-tech, we need this law.

cyber martial law....
#1784
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 03:36:00 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 03:29:15 PM
aw mao ba... na hala... padayon sa imong gibati dinha Engr.. hehehe


kung keyboard palang ka Lolla gusto ko diha nalang ko nmu mag type..wahahaha..
#1785
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 03:26:11 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 03:24:07 PM

kaning ingon aning style sa imong tinubagan, obvious kaayo wa na kay laing matype... hahahaha

talaga..gusto man gud ko lain napod akong tayp typon Lolla... ;D ;D
#1786
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 03:20:24 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 03:15:26 PM

asa man? kani nga statement imong gipasabot? hehehehehe

cguro..wehehehe...:D :D
#1787
Quote from: fdaray on October 09, 2012, 03:13:50 PM
What is happening in the country is not directly a political dynasty. Anytime , we can kick them out during election. If we don't like them, why do we vote. We are the one putting in power. THis is  how beautiful is Philippine politics. There is no law that limits who will run for any political position, as long as you are qualified.

ab-so-lot-le.......well said ai ai sir...:D
#1788
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 03:13:58 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 03:07:06 PM

Attention Engr... kinsang pangalan gi mention ni Sir Felix sa iyang steytment? :P :P :P

si pikoy pero ako man ang nag mensyon sa imuha..wahahahah...;D
#1789
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 03:09:48 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 03:08:17 PM
eh di ayaw'g tu-o... problema ba na? hehehe

ehhhhh...sure gyud?!! ;D ;D
#1790
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 03:07:34 PM
#1791
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 03:03:51 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 03:00:40 PM
waz man ko nangandoy nga makakita ug aswang so nganong ako man testingan... heheheheh


testinge lang pod gud ug sulay ang giingon ni mr fdaray..wehehehe...
#1792
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 03:01:58 PM
#1793
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 02:58:49 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 02:55:36 PM

bwahahahahahaha... mao man!!!!! testingi daw Engineer!!!!

testinge pod kuno Lolla dba naay ungon dako nag ngisi nang daan ug andam nang mamaak..waahahahahahah...wahahahah... :D :D
#1794
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 02:56:53 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 02:53:26 PM
not for me... pangita ug laing baye nga mahilig ug mangawras ug minyo... hehehehe

wheeeeeeeeeeee...sureness...........??!!....hhehe
#1795
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 02:55:38 PM
Quote from: fdaray on October 09, 2012, 02:53:21 PM
Sulaye ra god Pikoy , aron makakita ka og aswang , paghubo unya magtuwad ka. Lantawa ang aswang, naa sa imong bilahan. Nagbitay.

waahahah...aswang nga nag kwe naknit.... ;D ;D
#1796
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 02:48:13 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 02:35:06 PM

as expected... mao gyud imong reaction basta hisgutan imong asawa... :P :P :P

d ngaaaaaa......... mas nindot kawrason ang naay asawa Lolla hehe;D ;D
#1797
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 02:34:06 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 02:16:36 PM
ewww.... mangawras ko ug kanang ulitawo.. kanang way commitment.. kanang dili minyo ba... mao ng dili ko mangawras nimo... gikawras na man ka sa imong asawa... hahahaha


weeeehhhhhhhhehehe.......ka lurkey..hehehe...
#1798
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 02:13:57 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 01:57:33 PM
di ko mangamras nimo kay manilap ka... ewww... hahahahah

d diay ka ganahn kung akng tilapan? kay ako sugot raman pod kung imong kawrason wahahaha......;D ;D
#1799
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 01:55:05 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 01:30:58 PM
mga usa ka oras biyahe...hehehehe

aw parts ra japon diay sa mangawrasay..bwahaha aykog kamrasa Lolla ha kay na musokol raba ko...hehe
#1800
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gibugno sa UNGO
October 09, 2012, 01:29:41 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 09, 2012, 01:18:51 PM

ambot lang pod... Digos City man ko ron... bwahahahahah

nya layo rani sa Davao? ;D