mahal na diay tubigon cebu..sauna murag bus na sila mag atras abante.. unya 20 lang pleti..
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#1701
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: You Know You're in Bohol when...
September 29, 2007, 01:25:58 PM #1702
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: The People You Meet Today
September 29, 2007, 12:41:22 PMQuote from: ms da binsi on September 29, 2007, 12:34:31 PM
Hi Barbaro!!!!! nice to see u!!!!
wahahaha patay ta ani mike...
hello, ms da binsi.. likewise..
#1703
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: The People You Meet Today
September 29, 2007, 12:32:17 PM
ayayy.. giinitan gyod dah.. actually babae gyod akong tapad ana..
ikaw gyod ethyl!!!!!!!
Mike, dugay nakong gustong ibutang ang akong pix kay wala mahiluna ako avatar..
sigihan ku'g buyag ni hazel..
ikaw gyod ethyl!!!!!!!
Mike, dugay nakong gustong ibutang ang akong pix kay wala mahiluna ako avatar..
sigihan ku'g buyag ni hazel..
#1704
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: The People You Meet Today
September 29, 2007, 12:25:04 PM
oistttt.. BUAW... 
#1705
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: The People You Meet Today
September 29, 2007, 12:15:11 PM
kita na ebidinsya dah...
#1706
Jokes and Humor / Re: Actual call center conversations!
September 28, 2007, 01:24:28 AM
Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?"
Customer: "It's on the door of your business."
Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open."
Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?"
Customer: "It's on the door of your business."
Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open."
#1707
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 28, 2007, 01:13:59 AM
wahaha anak sa mga igurot na..
#1709
Jokes and Humor / Re: TEXT JOKS
September 27, 2007, 09:05:08 PM
Titser: Juan, use DOES in a sentence.
Juan: Maam, the carabao doesmag the tree!
Titser: What? What?
Juan: Matabang nimo ug huwat nga nadasmag na!
Juan: Maam, the carabao doesmag the tree!
Titser: What? What?
Juan: Matabang nimo ug huwat nga nadasmag na!
#1710
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 27, 2007, 08:48:26 PM
Doc: What happened to your ears?
Pedro Namlantsa man gud ko doc, then ni ring ang telepono, pagtubag nako, ang plantsa ang akong nagunitan instead sa phone.
Doc: Why both ears man?
Pedro: Ang boang nitawag ug balik!
Pedro Namlantsa man gud ko doc, then ni ring ang telepono, pagtubag nako, ang plantsa ang akong nagunitan instead sa phone.
Doc: Why both ears man?
Pedro: Ang boang nitawag ug balik!
#1711
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again!!!
September 27, 2007, 08:46:25 PM
Lalake: Dong, mabaw ning suba?
Bata: Oo n! ong!
Lalake: (nilukso sa suba) Pisti tabang! Kalalum, ingon ka dong mabaw!
Bata: Mabaw bitaw nong nitabok gani ang itik ganina!
Bata: Oo n! ong!
Lalake: (nilukso sa suba) Pisti tabang! Kalalum, ingon ka dong mabaw!
Bata: Mabaw bitaw nong nitabok gani ang itik ganina!
#1712
Jokes and Humor / Actual call center conversations!
September 27, 2007, 08:30:11 PM
This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This
is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause."
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.
(Now I know why they record these conversations!):
Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
Operator: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared"
Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."
Operator: "Nothing??"
Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller: "How do I tell?"
Operator: "Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen??"
Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Caller: "There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller: "What's a monitor?"
Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when its on ? ?
Caller: "I don't know."
Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"
Caller: "Yes, I think so."
Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: "Yes, it is."
Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
Caller: "Okay, here it is."
Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
Caller: "I can't reach."
Operator: "OK. Well, can you see if it is??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"
Caller: "Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."
Operator: "Dark??"
Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller: "I can't."
Operator: "No? Why not??"
Caller: "Because there's a power failure."
Operator: "A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in??"
Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!!!"
is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause."
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.
(Now I know why they record these conversations!):
Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
Operator: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared"
Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."
Operator: "Nothing??"
Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller: "How do I tell?"
Operator: "Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen??"
Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Caller: "There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller: "What's a monitor?"
Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when its on ? ?
Caller: "I don't know."
Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"
Caller: "Yes, I think so."
Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: "Yes, it is."
Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
Caller: "Okay, here it is."
Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
Caller: "I can't reach."
Operator: "OK. Well, can you see if it is??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"
Caller: "Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."
Operator: "Dark??"
Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller: "I can't."
Operator: "No? Why not??"
Caller: "Because there's a power failure."
Operator: "A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in??"
Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!!!"
#1713
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
September 27, 2007, 08:23:56 PM
Anak: Nay, ano yong 10 commandmentss?
Inay: Iyon ang 10 utos ng Diyos, anak.
Anak: Kung ganon, inay, mas mataas po ba kayo sa Diyos?
Inay: Ha? Bakit, anak?
Anak: Mas MAARAMI pa kayong UTOS eh...
Inay: Iyon ang 10 utos ng Diyos, anak.
Anak: Kung ganon, inay, mas mataas po ba kayo sa Diyos?
Inay: Ha? Bakit, anak?
Anak: Mas MAARAMI pa kayong UTOS eh...
#1714
Facts and Trivia / First birth in 17 years on Pitcairn Island
September 27, 2007, 08:16:58 PMThe remote Pitcairn Island in the Pacific Ocean - home of the descendants of the HMS Bounty mutineers - has recorded its first birth in 17 years.
Emily Rose Christian was born just before midnight Sunday, September 14, 2003, in the Pitcairn Island Medical Clinic.
Her arrival brings the island's population to nearly 50. The island, which is just one mile wide and two miles long, is administered by Britain from its diplomatic post in New Zealand, about 3,200 miles away.
Baby and mother, Nadine Christian, are both reportedly doing well.
September 17, 2003
#1715
Inspiration & Hope / Power of Acceptance
September 27, 2007, 08:13:41 PMWhen the world seems to be falling
down around you, you can choose to fall down with it or you can choose
a more positive path. Acceptance will put you on that positive path.
Fighting against negativity only produces more negativity.
Yet when you accept what is, no matter how terrible and difficult it may
be, you put yourself in a position to start changing it for the better.
Acceptance does not mean giving in or giving up. It means
moving on, as in moving on ahead.
There is simply no point in fighting battles which have
already been lost, nor is there any point in allowing the loss to continue
to slow you down. The smart strategy is to accept it and then put all your
energy toward a positive pursuit.
Acceptance does not mean allowing others to take advantage
of you. It simply means that you look realistically at what has happened
and allow yourself to see the positive opportunities that are most certainly
there.
Once you accept what is, you are free to move positively
forward. Once you quit fighting, you are free to start achieving.
#1717
Inspiration & Hope / What are the odds?
September 27, 2007, 05:45:38 PMThe only time probability matters is when you have no influence or control over the situation, such as in the random roll of dice or the spin of a roulette wheel. For everything else, it's not the odds that make the real difference; it's what you actually do.
What are the odds of succeeding in a particular profession given your background? What are the odds contracting a particular disease?
Actually, for things like these the odds are really meaningless. Any specific outcome depends on your individual situation and on what you choose to do about it.
Those who make the commitment to succeed, and do whatever is necessary, will reach success regardless of what the odds might say. Those who depend solely on the odds to keep them in good health, and don't do anything about it themselves, will not have very good health.
Instead of pursuing things that will merely improve your chances of success, go directly toward the success itself. Keep in mind that the specific results you get are based on your own thoughts and actions, not on the statistical averages.
Rather than letting the odds give you a false sense of confidence or a wall of unwarranted fear, focus on the things you can actually control. Take full responsibility for your own outcomes, and you'll end up going precisely where you choose to go.
Ralph Marston
#1718
Jokes and Humor / Re: TEXT JOKS
September 27, 2007, 01:47:25 AM
Consul: Why do you want to go to USA? Amo: To travel and visit relatives. Consul: Denied! Consul: And you? Inday: For life is a never ending pursuit of material and social satisfaction that I tender my great intent of actualizing a transpacific journey to the land of milk and honey. An affable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach the pedestal of freedom. Consul: Lifetime Multiple Entry Visa, granted! Amo, hinimatay!
#1719
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: kinsay kahinumdum sa 'dinumugan'? how to make...
September 27, 2007, 01:10:45 AM
wala nabay dinumugan karon sa iskina paingon loboc ug albur? lami bitaw to sya.. daghan ko nakaon ana sauna namista mi ug bilar pastang lisora noon ikalibang oi.. nagdugo gyod ug inutong.
#1720
Help & Support / Re: Do you know that Tubag Bohol guests are printing our topics?
September 27, 2007, 01:03:10 AM
sana pwedi ma print young mga secret nila.. 
#1721
Weird and Extreme / Re: Lightning Strikes Man's Penis
September 26, 2007, 09:16:32 PM
Kamao sad tong kilata dah.. babae nga kilat seguro to or.. binabae.. kay sintro man gyod.. sa kadaghan ug maigo didto pa gyod.
#1722
Weird and Extreme / Re: Lightning Strikes Man's Penis
September 26, 2007, 09:12:40 PMQuote from: Bambi on September 26, 2007, 07:42:30 AMwahahaha over loaded..mangihi ko adto sa punso oi aron modako..dili para kilatan..(punso balay sa dwende)
That is why our Barbaro is overloaded always.
#1723
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Pix
September 26, 2007, 07:42:21 PMMIND OF ITS OWN
This guy seems to be paying his girlfriend lots of attention and showing her how much he cares, like the good dutiful boyfriend he is - from the waist up. Below that a certain part of him seems to have a mind of its own - and it's not thinking of his girlfriend.
This guy seems to be paying his girlfriend lots of attention and showing her how much he cares, like the good dutiful boyfriend he is - from the waist up. Below that a certain part of him seems to have a mind of its own - and it's not thinking of his girlfriend.
#1724
Tagbilaran City - Bohol / Re: TB EB in Tagbilaran: Who wants to help?
September 26, 2007, 07:34:11 PM
yeahhh.. sure nako sa december pohon..any time basta taga tubag bohol cancel ang appointment ana kung naa man..
#1725
Weird and Extreme / Re: First Wife chops off husband's organ with a kitchen knife
September 25, 2007, 08:52:26 PM
grabi napod ka selosa adto oi.. apil man ang kinatawo..
#1726
Weird and Extreme / Re: Lightning Strikes Man's Penis
September 25, 2007, 08:48:16 PM
wahahah naunsa delikado diay ng mangihi sa kilid kilid lang..
#1727
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Gagiers...
September 25, 2007, 07:38:59 PM
ay.. sus..ang ma-as ay.. nagsalig..paghimo namo ug bby oi mas lami..
#1728
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again!!!
September 25, 2007, 07:28:58 PM
May maestra nabiyaan na sa last trip para makauli sa ilaha mga 9 kms. from the town. Wa siyay laing nakit-an tartanilya na lang. Iya giistoryahan ang kutsero:
MAESTRA: Noy, puwede ba pahatod sa,..... iya ginganlan ila lugar.
KUTSERO: Dili na puwede maam gawas nga layo-layu wala pa gyud suga ako tartanilya.
MAESTRA: Sige lang gud Noy, wala gyud koy laing masakyan unsaon na lang kaha nako pag-uli sa amoa. Pangayo na lang bisan unsa imo pangayoon para lang gyud ko makauli.
Ang kutsero nga nakabati sa "bisan unsa nga pangayoon" mora'g nakurat kay batan-on pa si maam, lami pa jud lawas.
KUTSERO: Tinuod ka maam nga bisan unsa ako pangayoon?
MAESTRA: Tinuod lagi!!!!
KUTSERO: Unya ana
? maam...(misenyas ug mora ug nagtuslok ug calculator, kasabot na siguro mo unsay ipasabot ana nga senyas he he he)
MAESTRA: Sige na lang noy basta ihatod lagi usa ko
KUTSERO: Sige maam, kada utot sa akong kabayo, ana(senyas na pud)
MAESTRA: Sige na lagi kay mosamot ko kagabhian
SIRIT DAYON ANG KUTSERO PAGSAKAY SA MAESTRA, SIGE LATOS SA KABAYO PARA LANG GYUD MAKA-UTOT.Taud-taod, miutot na gyud:
KUTSERO IYA GIPAHUNONG ANG TARTANILLA: Maam nangutot na akong kabayo.
MAESTRA: Aw unsaon man mao man ato sabot, ngari na.
HUMAN SIRIT NA PUD ANG KUTSERO HALA LATOS PARA MAKA-UTOT NA PUD ANG KABAYO.Kautot na pud
KUTSERO: Kautot na pud maam
MAESTRA: Nagsabot naman ta ana, ngari na pud
Pagkahuman sa ika-4 ka utot, naka-upat gyud si manoy. Unya wala na molatos sa iya kabayo, sus naka-utot man gihapon. Wala na manumbaling ang kutsero,hangtod naka-utot na pud ug usab, wala gihapon manumbaling ang kutsero.Ang maestra nga nakabati sa mga UTOT sa kabayo mao nay mibuyag sa kutsero.
MAESTRA: Noy naka-utot na sab imo kabayo UY!
KUTSERO: Pasagdi nang kabayoa bisa'g magkalibang pa na......
He he he:lol: wa na diay molabtingaw ang kang manoy SURRENDER. Mga Sano, maayo gani kay dili makasulti ang kabayo no, kay kon makasulti pa moingon siguro ang kabayo:
Bossing, unsaon ta man na....AKO NA SAB nyahaaah.
MAESTRA: Noy, puwede ba pahatod sa,..... iya ginganlan ila lugar.
KUTSERO: Dili na puwede maam gawas nga layo-layu wala pa gyud suga ako tartanilya.
MAESTRA: Sige lang gud Noy, wala gyud koy laing masakyan unsaon na lang kaha nako pag-uli sa amoa. Pangayo na lang bisan unsa imo pangayoon para lang gyud ko makauli.
Ang kutsero nga nakabati sa "bisan unsa nga pangayoon" mora'g nakurat kay batan-on pa si maam, lami pa jud lawas.
KUTSERO: Tinuod ka maam nga bisan unsa ako pangayoon?
MAESTRA: Tinuod lagi!!!!
KUTSERO: Unya ana
? maam...(misenyas ug mora ug nagtuslok ug calculator, kasabot na siguro mo unsay ipasabot ana nga senyas he he he)MAESTRA: Sige na lang noy basta ihatod lagi usa ko
KUTSERO: Sige maam, kada utot sa akong kabayo, ana(senyas na pud)
MAESTRA: Sige na lagi kay mosamot ko kagabhian
SIRIT DAYON ANG KUTSERO PAGSAKAY SA MAESTRA, SIGE LATOS SA KABAYO PARA LANG GYUD MAKA-UTOT.Taud-taod, miutot na gyud:
KUTSERO IYA GIPAHUNONG ANG TARTANILLA: Maam nangutot na akong kabayo.
MAESTRA: Aw unsaon man mao man ato sabot, ngari na.
HUMAN SIRIT NA PUD ANG KUTSERO HALA LATOS PARA MAKA-UTOT NA PUD ANG KABAYO.Kautot na pud
KUTSERO: Kautot na pud maam
MAESTRA: Nagsabot naman ta ana, ngari na pud
Pagkahuman sa ika-4 ka utot, naka-upat gyud si manoy. Unya wala na molatos sa iya kabayo, sus naka-utot man gihapon. Wala na manumbaling ang kutsero,hangtod naka-utot na pud ug usab, wala gihapon manumbaling ang kutsero.Ang maestra nga nakabati sa mga UTOT sa kabayo mao nay mibuyag sa kutsero.
MAESTRA: Noy naka-utot na sab imo kabayo UY!
KUTSERO: Pasagdi nang kabayoa bisa'g magkalibang pa na......
He he he:lol: wa na diay molabtingaw ang kang manoy SURRENDER. Mga Sano, maayo gani kay dili makasulti ang kabayo no, kay kon makasulti pa moingon siguro ang kabayo:
Bossing, unsaon ta man na....AKO NA SAB nyahaaah.
#1729
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
September 25, 2007, 07:25:27 PM
Customer mikaon sa restaurant: Waiter, hatagi ko ug soup# 5.
Waiter pagbalik nagdala na sa soup: Kini Sir guwapo kaayo ni, O**n sa baka gipatay sa Matador.
Customer pagkahuman ug kaon gitawag ang waiter: Lami kaayo tong soup#5 karon da. Dagko pa gyud ug hiwa nganong adtong last week, gagmay man to imo hatag sa akoa?
Waiter: Aw kadto Sir, O**n to sa Matador gipatay sa Baka
Waiter pagbalik nagdala na sa soup: Kini Sir guwapo kaayo ni, O**n sa baka gipatay sa Matador.
Customer pagkahuman ug kaon gitawag ang waiter: Lami kaayo tong soup#5 karon da. Dagko pa gyud ug hiwa nganong adtong last week, gagmay man to imo hatag sa akoa?
Waiter: Aw kadto Sir, O**n to sa Matador gipatay sa Baka
#1730
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 25, 2007, 07:22:06 PM
si JOHNNY taga BOHOL nibalhin ug sa CEBU na siya nag eskwela...
maestro: ok class today we used "AMONG" in a sentence...ikaw TEBAN used AMONG in a sentence.
teban: AMONG the flowers i like sampaguita is the best.
maestro: very good, ikaw makoy used AMONG in a sentence.
makoy: AMONG the animals the carabao is the best.
maestro: very good! ikaw JOHNNY used AMONG in a sentence.
johnny (nakuratan): ha? unsa to sir?
maestro: natulog diay ka johnny? used AMONG in a sentence!!
johnny:AMONG....AMONG...AMONG to sir no? AMONG KAMOTE SA BOHOL GIBOKBOK!
maestro: ok class today we used "AMONG" in a sentence...ikaw TEBAN used AMONG in a sentence.
teban: AMONG the flowers i like sampaguita is the best.
maestro: very good, ikaw makoy used AMONG in a sentence.
makoy: AMONG the animals the carabao is the best.
maestro: very good! ikaw JOHNNY used AMONG in a sentence.
johnny (nakuratan): ha? unsa to sir?
maestro: natulog diay ka johnny? used AMONG in a sentence!!
johnny:AMONG....AMONG...AMONG to sir no? AMONG KAMOTE SA BOHOL GIBOKBOK!
#1731
Tagbilaran City - Bohol / Re: TB EB in Tagbi: Who wants to help?
September 25, 2007, 06:42:40 PM
Wala bay DECEMBER EB?
#1732
Inspiration & Hope / The cure for Procrastination
September 25, 2007, 06:27:59 PMThe only cure for procrastination is action. Go beyond wishing, dreaming, considering, debating the options and get busy making it happen.
Yes, it's going to be a little uncomfortable, it's going to involve effort, it's going to require commitment, and you're going to run into difficult challenges. So ask yourself -- do you intend to make it happen or would you rather put it off again and again so that it never gets done?
What gets done is what gets done now. In a little while, in a couple of weeks, in a few years, when you get around to it -- these "somedays" never do come.
It's helpful to substitute the word "never" for someday, for that will force you to confront the issue. Give yourself the choice between doing it now or doing it never, and you'll be much more likely to do it now, if it's truly important to you.
This moment right now is loaded with great value. You can choose to take action, and make that value your own, or you can choose to do nothing and forever leave this moment's bountiful treasure behind.
Decide to accept the tremendous opportunity that is already available to you. Let go of the excuses, and make this the moment you jump into real, effective, purposeful action.
Ralph Marston
#1733
Inspiration & Hope / Just for the fun of it
September 24, 2007, 08:24:07 PMChildren do it, animals in the wild do it, and you can benefit greatly from it too. One of the best ways to learn and to grow, to improve, and to gain useful, practical experience, is to play.
Playing is not merely for those who are young or irresponsible. Playing is for anyone who seeks to have a fresh perspective on life.
Begin to play, and you become free of prior limitations. When there is no goal or specific focus to the effort, there is no telling what wondrous and valuable things you will discover.
When you're playing and there are no serious consequences on the line, you're free to experiment with lots of different approaches. Spend some time in which the outcome doesn't matter, and the outcome will be that you gain valuable new insight.
You perform at your best when you're doing something you enjoy. Increase your play, and you can significantly improve your work.
Remember always to set aside some time, energy and resources for play. Explore and experience life just for the fun of it, and enjoy the serious benefits that come from being playful.
Ralph Marston
#1734
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Gagiers...
September 24, 2007, 01:43:02 AM
nahurot na ang mga bangiitang manunulat ug wafa sa pikas..
#1735
Weird and Extreme / Re: Internet Addiction Means Less Sex
September 23, 2007, 09:37:01 PM
for girls only lang seguro ni..wala mi labot ani.. heheh
#1736
Weird and Extreme / Re: Skinny Women Have Low Sex Drive!
September 23, 2007, 09:28:46 PM
dili laba kabangon ug dili nimo tabangan.. saon nalang.. i remember sa story kung naay parti sa BAO or PAWICAN dugay kuno matanggal ug mag kuan..
#1738
General Topic / Re: Most Hated Pinay
September 23, 2007, 09:18:32 PMQuote from: Gervistill on September 05, 2007, 05:59:25 PMwahahaha.. naunsa na..maonay mga gampol sa mga tamayan nga labaw pang tamayunon..
wow...litson
#1739
World Daily News / Re: Chinese-made Baby Cribs blamed on deaths of babies
September 23, 2007, 09:00:24 PM
maayong patong kahoy nga hinimo sa akong lulo hangtod karon magamit pa..nangapo pa sa tuhod akong lulo naa lang gihapon safe pa kaayo..
#1740
Weird and Extreme / Re: Skinny Women Have Low Sex Drive!
September 23, 2007, 08:53:54 PM
naa gyoy masakpan ani ron.. maayo pay mo rest lang ug mo inom ug tubig.. kay ang tubig layo toa sa misa or kusina..
#1741
General Topic / Filipino Kids vs. American Kids
September 23, 2007, 08:39:21 PM
American Kids: Move out when they're 18 with the full support of
their parents.
Filipino Kids: Move out when they're 28, may have saved for that
nice house and are a week away from getting married ..unless there's
room in the basement for the newlyweds.
American Kids: When their Mom visits them she brings a nice bundt
cake and you sip coffee and chat.
Filipino Kids: When their Mom visits them she brings 3 days worth
of food, and immediately begins to tidy up, dust & do the laundry.
American Kids: Their dads always call before they come over to
visit them and its usually only on special occasions.
Filipino Kids: Are not at all fazed when their dads come over,
unannounced on a Saturday morning at 8:00 and starts pruning the peach & lemon trees. And if there are none, he will plant some!
American Parents: You can leave your kids with them and you always
worry if everything is going to be ok plus you have to feed them after
you pick them up.
Filipino Parents: No problem, leave your kids there and if they
get out of line your parents can set them straight .... plus they get
bathed ,fed and get told stories of when you were young.
American Kids: Always pay retail and look in the yellow pages when
they need something done.
Filipino Kids: Just call their dad or uncle and ask for another
dad's or uncle's phone number to get it done .... cash deal.
American Kids: Will come over to visit their parents and get only
cake and coffee, no more.
Filipino Kids: Will come over to visit their parents for lunch and
get B-B-Q, Pancit, Lumpia, Adobo and Rice and stay for late dinner as
well.
American Kids: Think that being Filipino is a great thing,
Filipino Kids: Know that being Filipino is a great thing,
American Kids: Never ask the reason you have no food.
Filipino Kids: Are the reason you have no food.
American Kids: Will say 'hello" but are hesitant to hug.
Filipino Kids: Will give you a big hug and a kiss, and great big
hand shake and pat you on the back.
American Kids: Hardly invite over to eat or they have to share
their portion.
Filipino Kids: You always have your friends over to have something
to eat regardless
American Kids: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Filipino Kids: Call your parents Uncle & Auntie.
American Kids: Have never seen you cry.
Filipino Kids: Cry with you.
American Kids: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
Filipino Kids: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just
being together.
American Kids: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Filipino Kids: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
American Kids: Know a few things about you.
Filipino Kids: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
American Kids: Will leave their parents behind.
Filipino Kids: Will hang out with their parents.
American Kids: Would knock on your door.
Filipino Kids: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
American Kids: Are for a while.
Filipino Kids: Are for life.
their parents.
Filipino Kids: Move out when they're 28, may have saved for that
nice house and are a week away from getting married ..unless there's
room in the basement for the newlyweds.
American Kids: When their Mom visits them she brings a nice bundt
cake and you sip coffee and chat.
Filipino Kids: When their Mom visits them she brings 3 days worth
of food, and immediately begins to tidy up, dust & do the laundry.
American Kids: Their dads always call before they come over to
visit them and its usually only on special occasions.
Filipino Kids: Are not at all fazed when their dads come over,
unannounced on a Saturday morning at 8:00 and starts pruning the peach & lemon trees. And if there are none, he will plant some!
American Parents: You can leave your kids with them and you always
worry if everything is going to be ok plus you have to feed them after
you pick them up.
Filipino Parents: No problem, leave your kids there and if they
get out of line your parents can set them straight .... plus they get
bathed ,fed and get told stories of when you were young.
American Kids: Always pay retail and look in the yellow pages when
they need something done.
Filipino Kids: Just call their dad or uncle and ask for another
dad's or uncle's phone number to get it done .... cash deal.
American Kids: Will come over to visit their parents and get only
cake and coffee, no more.
Filipino Kids: Will come over to visit their parents for lunch and
get B-B-Q, Pancit, Lumpia, Adobo and Rice and stay for late dinner as
well.
American Kids: Think that being Filipino is a great thing,
Filipino Kids: Know that being Filipino is a great thing,
American Kids: Never ask the reason you have no food.
Filipino Kids: Are the reason you have no food.
American Kids: Will say 'hello" but are hesitant to hug.
Filipino Kids: Will give you a big hug and a kiss, and great big
hand shake and pat you on the back.
American Kids: Hardly invite over to eat or they have to share
their portion.
Filipino Kids: You always have your friends over to have something
to eat regardless
American Kids: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Filipino Kids: Call your parents Uncle & Auntie.
American Kids: Have never seen you cry.
Filipino Kids: Cry with you.
American Kids: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
Filipino Kids: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just
being together.
American Kids: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Filipino Kids: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
American Kids: Know a few things about you.
Filipino Kids: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
American Kids: Will leave their parents behind.
Filipino Kids: Will hang out with their parents.
American Kids: Would knock on your door.
Filipino Kids: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
American Kids: Are for a while.
Filipino Kids: Are for life.
#1742
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again!!!
September 23, 2007, 08:08:04 PM
dunay tulo ka lalaki, ilongo,boholano ug cebuano nagka amigohay sa manila, one night nagkasabot sila nga mag inom sa videoke bar bakas cla or chip in. sa kadaghan na nilag nahurot kay bakas man lagi nabantayan sa cebuano nga wala diay cyay kwarta nahabilin sa ila boarding haus. busa midiskarte siya;
cebuano : pustaanay ta nga naay pisot natong tulo ang pildi maoy mobayad sa ato giinom?
hilonggo : yatis ra abi kay hilonggo ko nagtoo kang pisot ko? cge sukol ko..
cebuano : ikaw bai ngadto sa boholano, sukol ka nga pustaanay ta nga naay pisot natong 3?
boholano : aw sukol oi, unsa man tan-aw ka?(dayong hana ug hubo)..
hilonggo: ayaw diri bai, adto ta 3 sa cr
tuod man nangadto ang tulo sa cr...
hilonggo : akoy una..dayong hubo o! tan-awa ninyo tan-awa pikas ako a tuli ko...
boholano : ako na pod! dayong hubo, o! tan-awa tuli pod ko....
cebuano : dayong hubo, o tan awa ninyo naay pisot natong tulo, o! tan-awa pisot ko, pildi mo kamo bayad ako giinom. hehehehehe....
cebuano : pustaanay ta nga naay pisot natong tulo ang pildi maoy mobayad sa ato giinom?
hilonggo : yatis ra abi kay hilonggo ko nagtoo kang pisot ko? cge sukol ko..
cebuano : ikaw bai ngadto sa boholano, sukol ka nga pustaanay ta nga naay pisot natong 3?
boholano : aw sukol oi, unsa man tan-aw ka?(dayong hana ug hubo)..
hilonggo: ayaw diri bai, adto ta 3 sa cr
tuod man nangadto ang tulo sa cr...
hilonggo : akoy una..dayong hubo o! tan-awa ninyo tan-awa pikas ako a tuli ko...
boholano : ako na pod! dayong hubo, o! tan-awa tuli pod ko....
cebuano : dayong hubo, o tan awa ninyo naay pisot natong tulo, o! tan-awa pisot ko, pildi mo kamo bayad ako giinom. hehehehehe....
#1743
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 23, 2007, 08:06:19 PM
Naay manugang na lalaki na suko kayo sa iyang biyenan babae. usa ka adlaw sa summer, ni outing ang ilang pamilya sa beach og kuyog silang duwa.
inigpaligo sa manugang sa dagat, nakakita og bote ang iyang biyenan og mosinggit "naay bote nga naglutaw-lutaw. gilangoy sa manugang ang bote og ginbuksan, nigawas ang genie.
GENIE: Mangayo ka bisag unsa kay akong ihatag. doblehon nako hatag sa imong biyenan kay siya may nakakita naku.
MANUGANG: Taga-e kong P10M.
GENIE: Masunod, P20M ang sa imong biyenan.
MANUGANG: Taga-e ko 5 ka mansion.
GENIE: Masunod, 10 ka mansion sa imong biyenan.
Naglagot ang manugang kay lupig man sa nakuha sa iyang biyenan. naghunahuna siya arong makabawos sa biyenan.
MANUGANG: Gusto nakong permanenteng mabota akong usa ka mata.
GENIE: , masunod.
MANUGANG: Whew mayo ra kay nakabawi ko
inigpaligo sa manugang sa dagat, nakakita og bote ang iyang biyenan og mosinggit "naay bote nga naglutaw-lutaw. gilangoy sa manugang ang bote og ginbuksan, nigawas ang genie.
GENIE: Mangayo ka bisag unsa kay akong ihatag. doblehon nako hatag sa imong biyenan kay siya may nakakita naku.
MANUGANG: Taga-e kong P10M.
GENIE: Masunod, P20M ang sa imong biyenan.
MANUGANG: Taga-e ko 5 ka mansion.
GENIE: Masunod, 10 ka mansion sa imong biyenan.
Naglagot ang manugang kay lupig man sa nakuha sa iyang biyenan. naghunahuna siya arong makabawos sa biyenan.
MANUGANG: Gusto nakong permanenteng mabota akong usa ka mata.
GENIE: , masunod.
MANUGANG: Whew mayo ra kay nakabawi ko
#1744
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
September 23, 2007, 07:52:21 PM
dunay tulo ka lalaki, ilongo,boholano ug cebuano nagka amigohay sa manila, one night nagkasabot sila nga mag inom sa videoke bar bakas cla or chip in. sa kadaghan na nilag nahurot kay bakas man lagi nabantayan sa cebuano nga wala diay cyay kwarta nahabilin sa ila boarding haus. busa midiskarte siya;
cebuano : pustaanay ta nga naay pisot natong tulo ang pildi maoy mobayad sa ato giinom?
hilonggo : yatis ra abi kay hilonggo ko nagtoo kang pisot ko? cge sukol ko..
cebuano : ikaw bai ngadto sa boholano, sukol ka nga pustaanay ta nga naay pisot natong 3?
boholano : aw sukol oi, unsa man tan-aw ka?(dayong hana ug hubo)..
hilonggo: ayaw diri bai, adto ta 3 sa cr
tuod man nangadto ang tulo sa cr...
hilonggo : akoy una..dayong hubo o! tan-awa ninyo tan-awa pikas ako a tuli ko...
boholano : ako na pod! dayong hubo, o! tan-awa tuli pod ko....
cebuano : dayong hubo, o tan awa ninyo naay pisot natong tulo, o! tan-awa pisot ko, pildi mo kamo bayad ako giinom. hehehehehe....
cebuano : pustaanay ta nga naay pisot natong tulo ang pildi maoy mobayad sa ato giinom?
hilonggo : yatis ra abi kay hilonggo ko nagtoo kang pisot ko? cge sukol ko..
cebuano : ikaw bai ngadto sa boholano, sukol ka nga pustaanay ta nga naay pisot natong 3?
boholano : aw sukol oi, unsa man tan-aw ka?(dayong hana ug hubo)..
hilonggo: ayaw diri bai, adto ta 3 sa cr
tuod man nangadto ang tulo sa cr...
hilonggo : akoy una..dayong hubo o! tan-awa ninyo tan-awa pikas ako a tuli ko...
boholano : ako na pod! dayong hubo, o! tan-awa tuli pod ko....
cebuano : dayong hubo, o tan awa ninyo naay pisot natong tulo, o! tan-awa pisot ko, pildi mo kamo bayad ako giinom. hehehehehe....
#1745
Jokes and Humor / Re: TEXT JOKS
September 23, 2007, 07:30:35 PM
usa ka maestra nag inspection sa iya mga estudyante,naa sya na himatigdan sa iya mga estudyante ug naghimo siya ug sulat alang sa mga ginikakan.
titser : dear parents palihog pakaligoa ang inyong anak sa dili pa moanhi sa eskwelahan
kay nanimahong anghit!
ginikanan nasuko : dear ma'am ang among anak among gipatongha aron makat on !
dili aron singhoton !
titser : dear parents palihog pakaligoa ang inyong anak sa dili pa moanhi sa eskwelahan
kay nanimahong anghit!
ginikanan nasuko : dear ma'am ang among anak among gipatongha aron makat on !
dili aron singhoton !
#1746
Love Talk / Re: Your Baby Pictures!!
September 23, 2007, 06:57:49 PMQuote from: C2H4 on September 22, 2007, 01:34:53 PM
So funny, my cousin just sent me a bunch of old pics sa akong email...gi scan lang daw niya, I guess na miss niya ang mga times nga kami mga tsikiting pa...
So here's my contribution to this thread, and to oblige dodong's request for a pic...
C2H4 -- bata pa gani, kusog na mo laklak ug coke
wahahaha.. mao nang ganahan ka motan aw ani kay.. murag wala maotro imo face.. bby face lang gihapon..purya lang sa body.. peace..
#1747
Inspiration & Hope / Flowing Abundance
September 23, 2007, 06:53:55 PMIf you expect to receive value without providing value in return, you will be painfully disappointed. Value, by its very nature, cannot flow only in one direction for very long at all.
If you focus only on what you want to acquire, you will experience continuing frustration. Focus instead on all the good and valuable things you have that you can give, and your eyes will be opened to the greatest possibilities.
Abundance is a dynamic thing that's always in motion. Like an electric current, if abundance ceases to move, it ceases to be.
To experience value flowing into your life, then get value flowing out from you. Remind yourself often that it's really as simple as that.
Circumstances will always work against you if you attempt to stop the flow of abundance by seeking to siphon it off just for yourself. Choose instead to support the flow, by giving the same portion of value that you wish to receive, and the abundance in your life will grow strong and vibrant.
There are opportunities in every moment to create real, unique and substantial value. Make the most of those opportunities, and watch the abundance flow.
Ralph Marston
#1748
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Our highest good may come from our deepest suffering
September 23, 2007, 06:49:52 PM
tnx Admin a nice one..
#1749
Inspiration & Hope / A little higher
September 22, 2007, 06:28:29 PMThere will be days so dreadful that you may regret ever getting out of bed, and there will be days so beautiful that you'll wish they would never end. You can make something good and valuable out of all of them.
Some people you meet will make you instantly feel that you've known them for years. Others you meet may make you want to get as far away from them as quickly as you can.
All kinds of people are equally worthy of your kindness, respect and consideration, and have their own valuable gifts to offer. Remind yourself often of that.
There will be stretches of time when you'll feel you can't get anything right, and there will be periods when everything you touch seems to turn to gold. Don't allow either extreme to get the best of you or to compromise your precious integrity.
You'll experience times of boundless joy, and moments of overwhelming frustration. You'll discover places of extraordinary beauty, and regions of terrifying ugliness.
Through it all, remember that whatever you may encounter is virtually insignificant when compared with what you choose to do with it. Always choose the best response, no matter what comes your way, and each day you'll rise a little higher than you were the day before.
Ralph Marston
#1750
Inspiration & Hope / Every little step Counts
September 22, 2007, 06:25:51 PMA staircase composed of very small steps can reach just as high as a staircase made of large steps, and the climb is much more manageable. Every little step counts.
Doing just a little is infinitely more rewarding than doing nothing. And just a little can quickly lead to just a little more.
Five minutes a day adds up to two and a half hours a month, and thirty hours over the course of a year. If you spend those five minutes each day making minor improvements, they can steadily bring about major accomplishments.
Offer one small gesture of kindness each day and multiply it over the course of a lifetime. You'll find your world filled with rich, rewarding and genuine relationships.
Every little step counts, because the little steps are usually the ones that actually get taken. There's virtually no risk, and yet the rewards, over time, can be enormous.
What one little step would make life better for you this very day? Get in the habit of taking small positive steps, and you'll create big, lasting success.
Ralph Marston
#1751
Jokes and Humor / The Inday Adventures
September 22, 2007, 06:20:05 PMDahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo.
Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?
Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
Amo: [nosebleed]
Kinabukasan, habang nasa opisina ang amo, may tumawag sa telepono.
Inday: Hi, you are calling in the midst of me cooking our lunch, my superiors aren't around. I'm the immediate person in support. How may i help you? If you wish to leave a message, an abrupt tone means your diverted to our voicemail.
Caller: [Ibinaba ang telepono]
Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.
Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?
Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.
Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?
Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
Amo: [nosebleed na naman]
Tapos, sabi pa...
Amo: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.
Amo: [hinimatay]
Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal's office dahil di makapunta ang amo at donya.
Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.
Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!
Principal: [nag resign]
Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.
Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.
Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!
Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong]
Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.
Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?
Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.
Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]
Dumating ang amo bago maghapunan.
Amo: Day! Bakit may rashes si Junjun?
Inday: Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophillic migratin occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and protaglandins. These substance results to increased circulation to the site promoting redness.
Amo: Sori?
Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.
Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.
Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.
Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!
Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself
Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.
Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for to stay.
Kinagabihan, kinausap si Inday ng kanyang amo...
Inday: Being a third party doesn't mean that you're destroying a relationship. It only means that you make two souls realize that they are not meant to be!
More Inday Quotes:
I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for the sake of having something to feed your fetish appetite for wealth and i hope that one day you'll be rational enough to realize that you should not use other humans as means in the attainment of your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, 'treat a man as an end in himself'.
- sagot ni inday sa dugu-dugu gang na tumawag sa bahay ng amo nya
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Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.
- si inday, nagpapaalam para mamalengke
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The dwindling resource of hydrogen2 and oxygen present, coupled with the stabile amount of precise heat in the thermal environ of the vessel, resulted in the premature hydration of the 'Oryza Sativa', hence the calefaction factor was rendered lost and wandering when the algid formation came about.
- sagot ni inday kung bakit HILAW ang kanin
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Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetables has lessen the production in the market.
- banat pa ni inday sa amin kung bakit walang kangkong sa nilutong sinigang
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Drunken tiger shrimp and blue lobster meat, cut diagonally and caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce. Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil garnished with mint leaves. Lychee and peach salad
- inihanda ni inday para ibaon ni jun-jun sa daycare
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Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish our lost energy.
- sagot ni inday sa amo niya ng ayaw syang payagan mag day-off
#1752
Introduce Yourself / Re: My greatest fear is....
September 21, 2007, 08:09:42 PM
ako mahadlok ko ug mga bus na maaksidenti kay alam ko daghan gyod ug patay..
#1753
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: Vote for the Best Avatar in Tubag Bohol Tibuok Kalibutan (TBTK)
September 20, 2007, 08:33:42 AM
aw.. ipasar ka nako .. dipindi sa cashabutan..
#1754
Love Talk / Re: Ang MALDITA baw.
September 20, 2007, 08:30:36 AM
wahaha feeling gwapa ra diay to..
#1755
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: Vote for the Best Avatar in Tubag Bohol Tibuok Kalibutan (TBTK)
September 20, 2007, 08:28:19 AM
kita muna.. sus.. kung ako pay police dili paka nako ipasar..wahaahah
#1756
Inspiration & Hope / Re: For love does not measure by a merchant's scales
September 20, 2007, 08:24:49 AM
It has been well said that no man ever sank under the burden of the day. It is when tomorrow's burden is added to the burden of today that the weight is more than a man can bear. Never load yourselves so, my friends. If you find yourselves so loaded, at least remember this: it is your own doing, not God's. He begs you to leave the future to Him and mind the present.
#1757
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Knowledge without common sense is folly
September 20, 2007, 08:16:50 AM
Knowledge without common sense, is folly without method, it is waste without kindness, it is fanaticism without religion, it is death. But with common sense, it is wisdom with method, it is power with charity, it is beneficence with religion, it is virtue, and life, and peace.
#1758
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: Vote for the Best Avatar in Tubag Bohol Tibuok Kalibutan (TBTK)
September 20, 2007, 07:59:26 AMQuote from: C2H4 on September 19, 2007, 11:12:21 AMoistt,, ikaw gyod C2 ha..gasalig ay.. maayog dokirok ta kay naay daghan.. panagsara ra tawn..
ayayayayayay....
no comment nalang ko...
kay basin mo react ang usa ka dosenang tsiks ni Barbaro...
Hahahaha!
naunsa raman tong driving oi.. na ok raba to.. imong gihago ang mga police ato sigi balik balik..
#1759
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
September 20, 2007, 06:16:03 AM
Hello, Master ? Si Julio ni katung tig bantay sa inyong rest house
O, Julio ikaw man diay nganong nanawag man ka nga kadlawong dako?
Um, nanawag lang ko kay namatay inyong ace nga manok
Ha? katong 06 WSC winner?
Oo sir kato gyud
Putris ... sayang! kadako na raba nakog nagasto ato pag palit ug nindot kaayo tug record taympa nganong namatay man?
Ni kaun man gud ug daut nga karne
Daut nga karne? kinsa man sang buanga ang nagpakaun ug daut na karne?
Wa may nagpakaun sir ni tuk-tuk raman siya sa gakalata nga kabayo"
Patay nga kabayo? Unsa guy patay nga kabayo
Aw katu gud imong thoroughbred kay namatay sa kakapoy ug hakot ug tubig
Nabuang naka? ngano gud inyong gipahakot ug tubig?
Para pawong sa sunog sir
Ginoo ko! unsay sunog man gud napud na
Natumba man gud ang kandila unya ni katay sa kurtina mauy hinungdan sa sunog
Unsa? Puuut.... E, Nganong nagkandila man mo nga naa may kuryente?
Para sa haya sir"
unsa? kang kinsang haya?
Sa inahan nimo sir. Ming kalit raman gug ari tungang gabii wa nagpahibawo, naalan nakog k******n akong gi pusil?
O, Julio ikaw man diay nganong nanawag man ka nga kadlawong dako?
Um, nanawag lang ko kay namatay inyong ace nga manok
Ha? katong 06 WSC winner?
Oo sir kato gyud
Putris ... sayang! kadako na raba nakog nagasto ato pag palit ug nindot kaayo tug record taympa nganong namatay man?
Ni kaun man gud ug daut nga karne
Daut nga karne? kinsa man sang buanga ang nagpakaun ug daut na karne?
Wa may nagpakaun sir ni tuk-tuk raman siya sa gakalata nga kabayo"
Patay nga kabayo? Unsa guy patay nga kabayo
Aw katu gud imong thoroughbred kay namatay sa kakapoy ug hakot ug tubig
Nabuang naka? ngano gud inyong gipahakot ug tubig?
Para pawong sa sunog sir
Ginoo ko! unsay sunog man gud napud na
Natumba man gud ang kandila unya ni katay sa kurtina mauy hinungdan sa sunog
Unsa? Puuut.... E, Nganong nagkandila man mo nga naa may kuryente?
Para sa haya sir"
unsa? kang kinsang haya?
Sa inahan nimo sir. Ming kalit raman gug ari tungang gabii wa nagpahibawo, naalan nakog k******n akong gi pusil?
#1760
Jokes and Humor / Re: TEXT JOKS
September 20, 2007, 06:09:28 AM
Asawa nasakpan gikuan sa silingan....gipusil sa bana ang lalake,
PATAY!
ASAWA : Sus, banaha ka! kung dili ka mag-usab sa imong batasan,
mahurot atong silingan!!!
PATAY!
ASAWA : Sus, banaha ka! kung dili ka mag-usab sa imong batasan,
mahurot atong silingan!!!
#1761
Jokes and Humor / Re: Pssst...Magtigmo-ay ta!
September 20, 2007, 05:34:02 AM
TIGMO NI DAGUHOY
Kun mohigda ko mobarog ....
Kun mobarog ko, siya mohigda napod..., yuna na kay akoang suotan , haron dili na ninyo hingkit-an...
Unsa man???
Kun mohigda ko mobarog ....
Kun mobarog ko, siya mohigda napod..., yuna na kay akoang suotan , haron dili na ninyo hingkit-an...
Unsa man???
#1762
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again!!!
September 20, 2007, 05:28:37 AM
Usa ka lalake nangihi sa pader,
Ug kalit lang mikilat.
Nakasiagit ang lalake
Lalake: Ginoo koo.....
Ayaw intawon ipadevelop kay
PISOT PA KO.......
Ug kalit lang mikilat.
Nakasiagit ang lalake
Lalake: Ginoo koo.....
Ayaw intawon ipadevelop kay
PISOT PA KO.......
#1763
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
September 20, 2007, 05:21:40 AM
Maestra: Ok class can you make a sentence.
Pedro: Maam...maam!
Maestra: Ok Pedro go on...
Pedro: Our teacher is very beautiful, isn't she?
Maestra: Ok binisay a daw.
Pedro: Among maestra pwerteng gwapaha, wa ka koyapi?
Pedro: Maam...maam!
Maestra: Ok Pedro go on...
Pedro: Our teacher is very beautiful, isn't she?
Maestra: Ok binisay a daw.
Pedro: Among maestra pwerteng gwapaha, wa ka koyapi?
#1764
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: which resort in Panglao is the best and why u think so?
September 20, 2007, 04:56:44 AM
Bohol Beach Club..
#1765
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 20, 2007, 04:52:52 AM
managtiayon nisuroy sa sityo Baho lungsod sa San Fernando kay mopalit og baboy laki og baye.
Bana: Bay, unsa na siya.
Tag iya: Ah, kana butakal na, maau pud na kay mohabal na cya og ka-5 sa isa ka adlaw.
Asawa: Gisiko ang bana. o tahop ra'y kina-on nya makalima sa usa ka adlaw.
Bana: nanglipaghong. Kana bay, nindot pud na?
Tag iya: Ah, kana biga-on gyud na kay ka-10 na mohabal sa isa ka adlaw.
Asawa: Gisiko na sab ang bana... Tan awa tahop ra'y kinaon nya maka-10 sa isa ka adlaw.
Bana: nanglipaghong. Kana bay, maau pud na?
Tag iya: Ah kini maoy pinakababaero sa mohabal ni og ka-15 sa isa ka adlaw.
Asawa: Mihanat og siko sa bana.
Bana: Taym pa sa kay mangutana ta. Bay, nya isa ra ka baye ang iyang habalan sa isa ka adlaw?
Tag iya: Ay, dle oi.... lain lain.
Bana: Da! tan awa lain lain lagi.
Asawa: Ngekkkkkkk ngekkkkk ngekkk
Bana: Bay, unsa na siya.
Tag iya: Ah, kana butakal na, maau pud na kay mohabal na cya og ka-5 sa isa ka adlaw.
Asawa: Gisiko ang bana. o tahop ra'y kina-on nya makalima sa usa ka adlaw.
Bana: nanglipaghong. Kana bay, nindot pud na?
Tag iya: Ah, kana biga-on gyud na kay ka-10 na mohabal sa isa ka adlaw.
Asawa: Gisiko na sab ang bana... Tan awa tahop ra'y kinaon nya maka-10 sa isa ka adlaw.
Bana: nanglipaghong. Kana bay, maau pud na?
Tag iya: Ah kini maoy pinakababaero sa mohabal ni og ka-15 sa isa ka adlaw.
Asawa: Mihanat og siko sa bana.
Bana: Taym pa sa kay mangutana ta. Bay, nya isa ra ka baye ang iyang habalan sa isa ka adlaw?
Tag iya: Ay, dle oi.... lain lain.
Bana: Da! tan awa lain lain lagi.
Asawa: Ngekkkkkkk ngekkkkk ngekkk
#1767
Inspiration & Hope / Steady and Sustainable
September 20, 2007, 03:29:01 AMWhen you're too busy to take a break, that's when a taking a break will do you the most good. Sometimes you reach a point at which the fastest way to go forward is to slow down a bit.
When you rush through your work, never pausing to catch your breath, you're likely to make all sorts of mistakes. Then you'll have to spend time later correcting those mistakes, so the time you gain by hurrying is quickly lost and then exceeded by the toll it takes.
Consider taking a break, clearing your mind and energizing your body. The work will still be there when you get back, and by getting away from it for a while you'll be in a much better position to handle it effectively.
It's great to be ambitious and eager to get the job done. Yet there is nothing to be gained by working until you drop.
The more you focus on the deadline itself, the less likely you are to meet it, so put your focus on getting the job done at a steady and sustainable pace. Instead of worrying about running out of time, completely let go of the worry and make calm, deliberate use of the time.
Don't put yourself behind by attempting to go too far too fast. Move at a pace that enables you to be your best, for that is what will move you ahead most quickly.
Ralph Marston
#1768
Inspiration & Hope / Harmony
September 20, 2007, 03:27:48 AMHarmony does not mean that everyone is in agreement. It means that no one is attempting to force his or her opinions on others.
Harmony does not mean that everyone is the same. It means that everyone respects and tolerates and even celebrates the differences that give so much richness to life.
Harmony is not ever achieved by brute force. Harmony is reached when every individual understands, on his or her own terms, that it is by far the most effective way to live.
Harmony does not come about through intimidation or scolding or threats of punishment. Harmony is reached through understanding.
Harmony cannot exist where people are interested only in what they can take. Harmony is built through giving.
Harmony comes not by giving in or by being weak or by surrendering one's most treasured principles, or by the cowardly attempt to control others. Harmony is the domain of those who are confident enough in their own lives to allow others to peacefully flourish.
Ralph Marston
#1769
Bohol Directory / Re: How old is your oldest living lolo or lola in Bohol?
September 20, 2007, 03:05:02 AM
my grandma is 92 yrs..molukdo pa ug basket na may saging. still kicking ug nakasing pa IBJU pa.
#1770
Love Talk / Re: What kind of woman are you looking for?
September 20, 2007, 03:02:34 AM
puslan man mangita kanang todos rekados na..
#1771
Love Talk / Re: When was the last time you had a relationship?
September 20, 2007, 03:01:28 AM
wahhahaha. On going man ako..
#1772
Love Talk / Re: What kind of woman are you looking for?
September 20, 2007, 02:57:00 AM
hah.. wala naba ngayon yung ganyan? virgin pay kabo nalng ako..hehe
#1773
Facts and Trivia / Re: pares-pares
September 20, 2007, 02:49:14 AM
BOKA BOKA - - Bopis, Kan-on, Bokayo, Kape
#1774
Love Talk / Re: What kind of woman are you looking for?
September 20, 2007, 02:44:14 AM
ako simple lang. gwapa ,bootan, kamao mo luto, may wheels, virgin ug mayaman.. yun lang tenchu..
#1775
Facts and Trivia / Re: pares-pares
September 20, 2007, 02:40:46 AM
mao may akong gusto na sya.. hab hab lagi..
#1777
Facts and Trivia / Re: pares-pares
September 20, 2007, 02:36:59 AM
Kinutil ug tinap-an tulingan
#1778
Love Talk / Ingon ang mga Dalaga..
September 19, 2007, 08:11:11 AM
She said... (Matud pa sa Checks)
1. kamong mga laki, kung mo tan-aw gani
ang mga babae sa inyo, ayaw pod pag feeling2x
nga naka angay mi nu? maka turn off na sha...
2. kung mag ask gani mo date, ayaw kayu mo
ngisi nga mura nag maniac tan-awon kay
mahadlok pod baya mi...
3. kung mo sabay gani mo sa amo, pagsinina
pod mog tarong dili nang murag tambay... para
mo samot mig ka in lab ninyo bah...pamulbos
gamay, pangkolon gamay... panudlay gamay...
4. kung manguyab na gani mo, ayaw ug sulti
nga "pwede ko manguyab nimo? or naa koy
chance?" kay kung tubagon namo na, mura
nag gisugot mo namo...
5. kung sugton na gani mo namo, taronga pod mi
oi... dili kay biyaan na lang, usahay himuon pang
sulugoon... maid inyong gipangita?
6. do not forget to remind us that you love us...
para kiligon sad mi panagsa...hehehe
7. ayaw mog pangita ug lain kay wa nay lami!
8. kung makigbulag na gani mo, ayaw ninyo ingna
ang girl nga "you're just nothing to me now,
understand!" hehehe... sakit baya nah...
9.ayaw pud ninyo hulata nga kami mouna ug
pansin ninyo if ever magkita ta somewhere hah...
mao ra to...walay masuko...pildi ang maglagot...hehehe
He said...
Para sa mga babae...
1. Kung muingon mi nga gwapa ka, ayaw dayon
tubag ug "atik!"...Panagsa ra mi mu dayeg ug
gwapa...obyusleh, kung gitawag ka nga "gwapa"
naa jud mi enteres nimo...kinsa man sad kuno ang
tarong nga laki tawagon kang "bati'g nawong!"
atubangan sa kadaghanan...Di kaha mi katilaw ug
plying kick ana?
2. Mangutana gani mi kung kanus-a imong RD
(rest day) ug kung abelabol ba ka ana, kana
nagpasabot kung pwede ba ka ma detdet
(DATE ba sa iningles)...ayaw sab mi baraha
kay mangutana lagi mi nimu ug strait...amo
lang gityming-tyming kay mauwawon man
sab tawon mi...
3. Kung nakabantay na ka nga nagsige na mi
ug sunod-sunod nimo, maka-baynte na mi
ug grit nimo gud morning, or ikaw na lang
pirmi tagdon, makig dungan ug uli bisan nort
ug sawt, langit ug lupa ang gilay-on sa atong
balay wid matching "Ako lang dala sa imo
tings beh!", kana ganahan jud mi nimo...
Pero sa pirmi natong kinuyog ug detdet
(DATE sa iningles pa), ayaw sab pangutana
ug dali-dali "Wat r we?" or sa binisaya pa,
"Unsa man jud diay ta?"... Inahak, makulbaan baya
sab mi gamay ... we also feel a bit presyur...
Kalma lang gud...musulti lagi mi in dyu taym.
4. Kung kahibawo na jud ka nga ganahan mi
nimo kay nisulti na man jud mi (hala ka!)
Ayaw sad sige hisgot sa imo Ex-boypren
oi...its hurt man sad...not unlis kung nisturya
ka sa panahong gigukod siya sa inyong IRO
nga nisutoy siya ug dagan kay por syur I will lap
wid u...
5. Hangyo lang sad, kung nakakita ka sa
imong crush o di ba kaha nakakita ka ug laki
nga purting gwapoha, ayaw sad panguhit
namo, "Gwapo kaayo siya noh?" Hala plis! Laki
intawon mi ug dili pud mi kiligon sa imong
crush... Masuko ra ba mo kung mu comentaryo
mi, "Gwapo pa man akong lolo ana!"
6. Sa panahon nga mag-date na tah, por syur
kami man jud gasto, be konsyus wid yor dayet ha
para konsyus pud mi sa among bulsa...kung kada
adlaw na ta date ug nakabantay mo nga chippy ug
tubig na lang among gi-order, KKB na ta
hah...salamat sa pagsabot.
7. But op cors labaw sa tanan, ayaw kayu ni
ninyo siryusuha kay basin mu comentaryo
mo, mapikon mo ug ibalik ni ninyo nako,
Dyok dyok ra ni oi...dalang tinoud...hehehe
8. Pero kung dili na jud madala kay naglagot
jud mong mga babaye ani...Iporward sa tanang
babaye nga kaila ninyo nga wala pa makabasa...
Pag porma dayon mo ug grupo nga Gabriella (lugar
chapter ninyo)
9. Sa mga lalake, kalingawi lang ni ninyo ug porward
pero ayaw sa inyong naibgan kay basin instant
basted niya mo ana!
Pahabol: Kung magpakuyog mo mirkado...ayaw
pud mi paalsaha ug usa ka sakong bugas... Kilo-
kiloha lang pud ntawon na...maluoy mo...
1. kamong mga laki, kung mo tan-aw gani
ang mga babae sa inyo, ayaw pod pag feeling2x
nga naka angay mi nu? maka turn off na sha...
2. kung mag ask gani mo date, ayaw kayu mo
ngisi nga mura nag maniac tan-awon kay
mahadlok pod baya mi...
3. kung mo sabay gani mo sa amo, pagsinina
pod mog tarong dili nang murag tambay... para
mo samot mig ka in lab ninyo bah...pamulbos
gamay, pangkolon gamay... panudlay gamay...
4. kung manguyab na gani mo, ayaw ug sulti
nga "pwede ko manguyab nimo? or naa koy
chance?" kay kung tubagon namo na, mura
nag gisugot mo namo...
5. kung sugton na gani mo namo, taronga pod mi
oi... dili kay biyaan na lang, usahay himuon pang
sulugoon... maid inyong gipangita?
6. do not forget to remind us that you love us...
para kiligon sad mi panagsa...hehehe
7. ayaw mog pangita ug lain kay wa nay lami!
8. kung makigbulag na gani mo, ayaw ninyo ingna
ang girl nga "you're just nothing to me now,
understand!" hehehe... sakit baya nah...
9.ayaw pud ninyo hulata nga kami mouna ug
pansin ninyo if ever magkita ta somewhere hah...
mao ra to...walay masuko...pildi ang maglagot...hehehe
He said...
Para sa mga babae...
1. Kung muingon mi nga gwapa ka, ayaw dayon
tubag ug "atik!"...Panagsa ra mi mu dayeg ug
gwapa...obyusleh, kung gitawag ka nga "gwapa"
naa jud mi enteres nimo...kinsa man sad kuno ang
tarong nga laki tawagon kang "bati'g nawong!"
atubangan sa kadaghanan...Di kaha mi katilaw ug
plying kick ana?
2. Mangutana gani mi kung kanus-a imong RD
(rest day) ug kung abelabol ba ka ana, kana
nagpasabot kung pwede ba ka ma detdet
(DATE ba sa iningles)...ayaw sab mi baraha
kay mangutana lagi mi nimu ug strait...amo
lang gityming-tyming kay mauwawon man
sab tawon mi...
3. Kung nakabantay na ka nga nagsige na mi
ug sunod-sunod nimo, maka-baynte na mi
ug grit nimo gud morning, or ikaw na lang
pirmi tagdon, makig dungan ug uli bisan nort
ug sawt, langit ug lupa ang gilay-on sa atong
balay wid matching "Ako lang dala sa imo
tings beh!", kana ganahan jud mi nimo...
Pero sa pirmi natong kinuyog ug detdet
(DATE sa iningles pa), ayaw sab pangutana
ug dali-dali "Wat r we?" or sa binisaya pa,
"Unsa man jud diay ta?"... Inahak, makulbaan baya
sab mi gamay ... we also feel a bit presyur...
Kalma lang gud...musulti lagi mi in dyu taym.
4. Kung kahibawo na jud ka nga ganahan mi
nimo kay nisulti na man jud mi (hala ka!)
Ayaw sad sige hisgot sa imo Ex-boypren
oi...its hurt man sad...not unlis kung nisturya
ka sa panahong gigukod siya sa inyong IRO
nga nisutoy siya ug dagan kay por syur I will lap
wid u...
5. Hangyo lang sad, kung nakakita ka sa
imong crush o di ba kaha nakakita ka ug laki
nga purting gwapoha, ayaw sad panguhit
namo, "Gwapo kaayo siya noh?" Hala plis! Laki
intawon mi ug dili pud mi kiligon sa imong
crush... Masuko ra ba mo kung mu comentaryo
mi, "Gwapo pa man akong lolo ana!"
6. Sa panahon nga mag-date na tah, por syur
kami man jud gasto, be konsyus wid yor dayet ha
para konsyus pud mi sa among bulsa...kung kada
adlaw na ta date ug nakabantay mo nga chippy ug
tubig na lang among gi-order, KKB na ta
hah...salamat sa pagsabot.
7. But op cors labaw sa tanan, ayaw kayu ni
ninyo siryusuha kay basin mu comentaryo
mo, mapikon mo ug ibalik ni ninyo nako,
Dyok dyok ra ni oi...dalang tinoud...hehehe
8. Pero kung dili na jud madala kay naglagot
jud mong mga babaye ani...Iporward sa tanang
babaye nga kaila ninyo nga wala pa makabasa...
Pag porma dayon mo ug grupo nga Gabriella (lugar
chapter ninyo)
9. Sa mga lalake, kalingawi lang ni ninyo ug porward
pero ayaw sa inyong naibgan kay basin instant
basted niya mo ana!
Pahabol: Kung magpakuyog mo mirkado...ayaw
pud mi paalsaha ug usa ka sakong bugas... Kilo-
kiloha lang pud ntawon na...maluoy mo...
#1779
Family & Parenting / Re: Husbands, love your wives
September 19, 2007, 07:07:11 AM
How women were treated when those scriptures were written. Women were submissive and were a lower class of people. I think what it means is to respect your husband as the head of the household. Also, men should respect their wives and treat them well.
#1780
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: Photos Of Your New Countries
September 19, 2007, 06:41:14 AMQuote from: C2H4 on September 16, 2007, 04:57:11 PMi remember fear factor sa food dah..
Miss Mari,
na intriga ko sa pics sa exotic food...
naka kaon naka nila?
#1781
Technology / Re: What is your favorite computer anti-virus?
September 19, 2007, 06:29:23 AM
walang free then garantisado.. virus free..
#1782
Philippine History / Re: It is Mike's birthday ..send your message.
September 19, 2007, 06:06:02 AMHAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE!!! ENJOY YOUR NATAL DAY AND GOD BLESS!!!
#1783
Facts and Trivia / Re: Why Older Men Drool For Young Women
September 19, 2007, 06:02:01 AM
That is if they are rich...Ya know the sugar mommy type... peace pinoys style ning ako..
#1784
Family & Parenting / Re: Divorce and Legal separation is only for rich Filipinos?
September 19, 2007, 05:54:50 AMQuote from: Hajji on September 08, 2007, 11:34:13 PMang alam ko na bug-at mga ingon ana ang ground belongs to Non Capacity..
pinakadaling ground sa annulment kanang magpa pretend ka na naay depekto sa pangutok!
#1785
Family & Parenting / Re: Divorce and Legal separation is only for rich Filipinos?
September 19, 2007, 05:49:24 AMQuote from: Bambi on September 08, 2007, 11:31:52 PMMurag naa man seguro. kay saamo dili na maka kubot ug money ang pari kay naa may Parish Pastoral Council.. pero kung naay invitation nga mass sa gawas sa PARI na ang donation.
modikit sa mga Pare maybe because of the good income "KOLLEKTA?-
Barbaro, are the Priests now receiving a monthly salary or they just waited of those kasal, bunyag, pamisa, or what else?
#1786
Bible Study / You are over it
September 19, 2007, 05:11:22 AMYou may have wasted the entire day, week or month up to this point. Yet that's no reason to continue with the unproductive, negative pattern.
No matter what has gone on before, you can make the most of right now. Any prior ineffectiveness cannot stop you from being truly and purposefully effective in this moment.
You may have made a lot of mistakes and errors in judgment on your way to where you are. But that has nothing to do with where you can choose to go from here.
Don't worry about getting over the past. You are over it because you are here right now.
Right now, your best dreams beckon. Right now, there is plenty that you can do.
Can you feel the incredible freedom and opportunity that this moment represents? Take hold of that freedom, seize this precious, promising moment and live the life you are meant to live.
Ralph Marston
#1787
Bible Study / Powerful positive push
September 19, 2007, 05:10:01 AMLook carefully and thoughtfully at the things that frustrate you. In each of them you will find real and workable ideas for positive growth.
Frustration occurs when you realize, sometimes painfully, that things are not working nearly as well as they could be. Follow that realization to its natural conclusion and you will find a clearly marked pathway for improvement.
Great inventions, successful companies and immense fortunes have been built through positive responses to frustration. Indeed, frustration has always been a major catalyst for creating value.
People frustrated with the way things are, can develop insatiable appetites for making the world better. Frustration can get you thinking and acting, building, creating and persevering toward a positive purpose.
Frustration is the feeling of knowing it can be better, and the greater the frustration, the more positive and exciting are the possibilities. When you are feeling frustration, remind yourself what a truly great blessing it can be leading you toward.
When you know without a doubt that things can be better, you've already started the process of improvement. Go ahead, feel the frustration, and let it give you a powerful positive push.
Ralph Marston
#1788
Bible Study / It works
September 19, 2007, 05:08:28 AMIs it realistic to be positive about life? After all, being positive sounds good in theory, yet in the real world so many things can so often go awry.
Yes, being positive is entirely realistic. Because truly being positive is not based on what is or is not likely to happen.
Being positive is all about what you decide to create. Being positive is a perspective from which you can choose to operate.
As such, not only is it realistic to be positive, it is also highly empowering. No matter what may have happened or failed to happen, being positive is the most intelligent and effective way forward.
There are plenty of completely reasonable and perfectly valid reasons for being negative. Yet they are all outweighed by a single, compelling reason for being positive.
Being positive is always realistic because whatever the situation, being positive gives you the most valuable and powerful options. Look around, and you'll see that the best reason to be positive is because it works.
Ralph Marston
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#1789
Bible Study / You could or You can
September 19, 2007, 05:04:39 AMYou could curse and complain about your feebleness, or you can get busy and make yourself stronger. You could seethe with resentment about the past, or you can make the choice to let go and move forward.
You could worry endlessly about what might or might not happen, or you can take steps to successfully prepare yourself for anything that comes along. You could make a long list of all the things that will perhaps go wrong, or you can accept the fact that there will be obstacles and decide to deal with them as they come.
You could hide away from the world inside the walls of your comfort zone where nothing challenges you. Or you can make use of every second of your precious time to explore and experience, to get cold, wet, and dirty, and to feel wonderfully alive.
You could let the smallest defeat turn into a big, imposing excuse for giving up. Or you can learn from what went wrong and then step enthusiastically forward with your newfound knowledge and determination.
You could smugly blame all your troubles on something or someone other than you. Or you can take a long, deep breath, then take full responsibility, and feel how empowering it is to be in total control.
There are lots of things you could have been, could have done, could have seen, could have known, and could have experienced. Yet nothing compares to the wondrous places you'll go when you do what you know you can.
-- Ralph Marston
#1790
Jokes and Humor / Re: TEXT JOKS
September 19, 2007, 04:59:33 AM
Day inig kamatay baya nko minyo-e baya si Pedro ha?...
Asawa: Nganong minyo-an man nko nga imoha manang kontra?
Bana: Haron mag antos pod sya nya maka balos na gyud ko... wahahahahaha.................
Asawa: Nganong minyo-an man nko nga imoha manang kontra?
Bana: Haron mag antos pod sya nya maka balos na gyud ko... wahahahahaha.................
#1791
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
September 19, 2007, 04:50:05 AM
ANAK: Ma, ngano man pangalan ni ate kay QUEENSLAND?
INAHAN:Kay didto man namo sya gihimo sa imong papa.
ANAK:Sunod si kuya,ngano man iyang panagalan kay Paradise?
INAHAN:Paghilom na ra gud C.R. basig mabunalan na tika!Tawaga na imong kuya TAXI!!!!
INAHAN:Kay didto man namo sya gihimo sa imong papa.
ANAK:Sunod si kuya,ngano man iyang panagalan kay Paradise?
INAHAN:Paghilom na ra gud C.R. basig mabunalan na tika!Tawaga na imong kuya TAXI!!!!
#1792
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again!!!
September 19, 2007, 04:46:40 AM
babaye: NAGLAGOT KO SA PHOTOGRAPHER !
lalaki: NGANO MAN??
babaye: kay nagpapicture ko NAGSANDIG LUBI.
lalaki: unya?
babaye: kalagot oy ko...kay pagkadevelop...NAGKAGOD NAMAN KO UG LUBI !!
lalaki: NGANO MAN??
babaye: kay nagpapicture ko NAGSANDIG LUBI.
lalaki: unya?
babaye: kalagot oy ko...kay pagkadevelop...NAGKAGOD NAMAN KO UG LUBI !!
#1793
Facts and Trivia / Re: Why Older Men Drool For Young Women
September 19, 2007, 04:44:06 AM
its okey.. tnx..
u ryt..calabao lang ang tumanda dibah?
u ryt..calabao lang ang tumanda dibah?
#1794
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 19, 2007, 04:41:13 AM
Nag dali dali ug impake si Kulas sa iyang mga gamit kay hapit na ang iyang flight pauli sa ila.
Sa dihang mulakaway na siya nakalimot diay siya nga nipalit diay siyag Itoy para tinabuan sa iyang anak.
Wa namay panahon pag lukat ug papeles.
Iya nalang Gisoksok sa Pundiyo ang Itoy aron makasay dayon sa Eroplano.
30 Minutos gikan sa ilang pag lupad,nahibuong ang Estewardess nga naay pasahero nga husahay mo kisikisi.
Estewardess:Are you okay Sir?
Kulas:Okay ra Day.
Pakataudtaud,nakit-an sa Estewardess nga di giud mahimutang si Kulas,mukirig kadyot unya naa pay pakapin nga agoo.
Giduol na sad siya sa Estewardess.
Estewardess:Sigurado nga okay raka Sir?
Kulas:O Day.pero mutug-an nalang ko nimo sa tinuod.
Wa naman gud koy oras pag lukat ug papeles para sa akong bag-ong pinalit nga Itoy,maong ako nalang siyang gisoksok sa atubangan sa akong pantalon.
Estewardess:Unya,unsa may problema,nag sige bag hilak ang Itoy?
Kulas: Dili na maoy problema Day,"ANG PROBLEMA WA PA DIAY MALUTAS NING ITOYA!"
Sa dihang mulakaway na siya nakalimot diay siya nga nipalit diay siyag Itoy para tinabuan sa iyang anak.
Wa namay panahon pag lukat ug papeles.
Iya nalang Gisoksok sa Pundiyo ang Itoy aron makasay dayon sa Eroplano.
30 Minutos gikan sa ilang pag lupad,nahibuong ang Estewardess nga naay pasahero nga husahay mo kisikisi.
Estewardess:Are you okay Sir?
Kulas:Okay ra Day.
Pakataudtaud,nakit-an sa Estewardess nga di giud mahimutang si Kulas,mukirig kadyot unya naa pay pakapin nga agoo.
Giduol na sad siya sa Estewardess.
Estewardess:Sigurado nga okay raka Sir?
Kulas:O Day.pero mutug-an nalang ko nimo sa tinuod.
Wa naman gud koy oras pag lukat ug papeles para sa akong bag-ong pinalit nga Itoy,maong ako nalang siyang gisoksok sa atubangan sa akong pantalon.
Estewardess:Unya,unsa may problema,nag sige bag hilak ang Itoy?
Kulas: Dili na maoy problema Day,"ANG PROBLEMA WA PA DIAY MALUTAS NING ITOYA!"
#1795
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
September 19, 2007, 04:39:54 AM
wahahah ok pa sa alrigth...
MANGATAWA NA SAD TA OI..
MANGATAWA NA SAD TA OI..
#1796
Facts and Trivia / Re: Why Older Men Drool For Young Women
September 19, 2007, 04:28:44 AM
dili ko moangkon oi..well.. hapit nako motabok sa borderline to begins life at 40. hehe joks..
#1797
Love Talk / Re: Do Women Need Men?
September 19, 2007, 04:24:39 AM
you know the old saying its the woman that makes the man better but we need woman more than they neeed us its not us that they need its them we need.
#1798
Love Talk / Re: Do Women Need Men?
September 19, 2007, 04:21:07 AMQuote from: Ginger on August 30, 2007, 04:04:51 AMapil ko ug lumbay.. unsa may kreterya ani..
hahahaha basta ako...I need a man, right now!
#1800
Facts and Trivia / Re: Why Older Men Drool For Young Women
September 19, 2007, 04:16:05 AM
Yes, and it is something that you will never understand untill you are approaching the end of your life. See, you sun is rising, mine is setting, I have little good life left. I can only took foreward to no sex, not being able to eat what is good, and a lot of sickness and feeling bad. So, when you have a chance at a young lady, it is like you can go back in time and actually feel like a man for a while. An older man sees a lot more in a woman and appreciates what he sees a lot more than a younger man. You can be an older man's princess.