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Messages - swakee

#1701
Quote from: grazie7y on January 03, 2008, 11:31:15 PM
daw beh Swak kay ang stipulation sa pre-nup kay wa may makuha until you stay married for 10 years or so! hhehehe
paita oi... i-torture pa diay ta anang kalakiha...
#1702
Introduce Yourself / Comment: Picture of Yourself
January 03, 2008, 11:30:47 PM
nice pics!!! wide beach nya wala'y tawo... ngano kaha?
#1703
Quote from: lindy on January 03, 2008, 11:23:57 PM
Swakee imo gihulaman tong samurai ni Orchids kay iya naman gipadaplin kay daghan nahadlok adto...
ahahahaha... sus Lindy, morag taas pa guro nang samurai nako... mantineran lang nato ni ug sanggot...
#1704
Love Talk / Comment: Date or Acquaintance Rape
January 03, 2008, 11:25:27 PM
Quote from: thatsmyboy1992 on January 03, 2008, 03:52:04 PM
unya kung guapo sya?pasagdan na lang?
yup! take it as a compliment na lang... wahahahaha....
#1705
Quote from: Vito Andoline on January 03, 2008, 03:03:04 PM
perting isuga man diay ni si swakee.manggukod ug sundang
ahahahaha Vitoy! bono! dasmag wa'y dool!!!! lol....
#1706
ok ra man nang pre-nup guro basta datu ang banana... ahehehe... dali-dalion dayun ang divorce para makuha dayun ang share... pastilan!
#1707
Quote from: John on January 03, 2008, 03:03:49 PM
mostly gud sa mga filipina na minyo ug foreigner mga second hand naman ang laki divorce / matanda . Kung love ang hisgutan daghan sa mga pinoy, binata / gwapo / mucho / vigen pa and etc... kaya lang local.
nya John, salin na man kos nahurot.... ayu gani kay naa pa'y foreigner nidaginot nako... ahahahahaa....
#1708
Quote from: ms da binsi on January 03, 2008, 11:03:00 AM
unsa man to reminder?

hahahahhahha

swak kanus a man ka mo ari dapita?
Dabinsi, sa june 6 mi pohon gikan then balik mi dere june 30... i cant wait to see you there.... & the rest of the igatzzz... unsa ma'y akong dalhon? hehee...
#1709
Quote from: lindy on January 03, 2008, 01:14:51 PM
ako kanang may stamina ug full tank kay dili ko gusto ug kausa ra...
whewwww!!!! palaban!!!
#1710
Quote from: lindy on January 03, 2008, 01:24:03 PM
Porbida nimo Swakee uy gusto gyud ka ug kalayo...
kay dili ba diay nimo ma-imagine ang gi-text... hmmm... aminin...
#1711
aguy, kuyawa man diay ning mga peepsss dere... mga veterans man diay!
#1712
Quote from: lindy on January 03, 2008, 01:15:47 PM
sexmate basta sa tex lang gihapon ok ra kuno na...
ngeks! di ta ana manginit?
#1713
Quote from: lindy on January 03, 2008, 01:12:28 PM
pasalamat ta ani Swakee kay di ta counted...
aw o gud... pasalamat na lang ta ani Lindy nga wa pa ta ani planohi... hehe...
#1714
Quote from: Angie Gulle on January 03, 2008, 12:50:53 PM
Bitaw...ok ra textmate..gawas kung mahimo nang sexmate...sala sa init, sala sa lamig na jud na :)
ahahahaha... delikads na nang sexmate oi Angie!
#1715
Quote from: lindy on January 03, 2008, 01:11:37 PM
hesus dagohoy jud diay ka day ug dugo...
whahahahahaha....
#1716
Quote from: lindy on January 03, 2008, 01:08:46 PM
hala ang mga guapah diay gipamatay na?
ha? mao diayng wa pa ko hilo-i dere kay daginoton man ning akong dagway... waaaaaaaaaa!!! faets!
#1717
Quote from: lindy on January 03, 2008, 01:05:30 PM
ay paeta sab ana uy maayo lang ug dili gitay an ang sundang aron dili matitanos.
ahehehe... maau lang ug di maabtan... kay naa juy dugo mobanaw... waaaaaaa!!!!
#1718
Youtube Replay / Comment: Gitik-gitik
January 03, 2008, 01:09:03 PM
di ko ganahan ug gitikon ko... i just hate it!
#1719
Quote from: lindy on January 03, 2008, 01:04:10 PM
bantay bitaw nag tinud anay na gyud wala atrasay ha!
ingon akong friend nga lets drink to drown our sorrows kono... but sorrows are good swimmers... ahehehe...
#1720
guapa ra ba sha... kalooy fud niya...
#1721
Quote from: lindy on January 03, 2008, 10:59:01 AM
tinuod gyud na swakee uy... nindot baya ang daghan kay bibo kaayo kon magkatapok.
mao man! no boring moment jud... labi na ug mag-ginukdanay ug sundang... hmmm... ka-exciting!
#1722
na hala tagay!!!! ipasa ang baso dali!!! kay nigamot na!!!!
#1723
Korek jud Dabinsi... our experience says it all...

C2, ako lang gipabalik-balik niyag basa...
#1724
partner in crimes man mi ni John C2... hehehe...
#1725
Lindy, the more the merrier man kono... hehee...
#1726
aws, na hala mo-lala na lang ko oi para dili ko ma-out of place... mga alkies man diay ning mga peepsss dere... bwahahahhaa...

Dabinsi, nag-self rehab ra ko oi, la ko ni-join sa AA...
#1727
Ladies, ako la'y gunners kay sober na baya kew... ahehehe...
#1728
Quote from: thatsmyboy1992 on January 03, 2008, 06:53:10 AM
bading pala sya?noon pa man duda na ako na di gyud na sila magdugay kay mukhang bading din sya.true ba?

www.mikeygatal.com
ha? si buboy bading? dili guro... kuan lang dokirok!
#1729
Love Talk / Comment: Date or Acquaintance Rape
January 03, 2008, 06:58:13 AM
Quote from: Happy on January 03, 2008, 06:55:39 AM
na! kita diay siya kung unsay gibuhat sa pinay ug sa puti sulod sa hotel?
lagi Happy, daghan pa kaau siya ug gisulti nako, wa na jud ko ka-agwanta... ni-saka ang akong dugo...
#1730
Love Talk / Comment: Date or Acquaintance Rape
January 03, 2008, 06:56:57 AM
based ni siya sa experience sa among friend nga ni-adto didto's Pinas, niingon pa jud siya nga dili na kinahanglan ang penpal or chat just go over there & then mokapyot kono ang mga young pinays para lang ma-hook ang puti...
#1731
Love Talk / Comment: Date or Acquaintance Rape
January 03, 2008, 06:54:37 AM
hoisst guys, dia mi friend dere ba niingon nga ang mga pinay kono didtos Pinas kay dying to have sex with a white guy, na-shock jud ko... grrrrr!!!! kay para lang makagawas sa Pinas... mokuyog kono sa hotel nya morag sex slave nanghinaut nga petionan... grrrr!!! pongota jud paminawon...
#1732
na mao ana jud nang mamana ta ug waffo... hinugtanay bakos jud! pero waffa man fud si Sunshine, makakita japon na ug ikal... no doubt!
#1733
Quote from: Happy on January 03, 2008, 06:43:39 AM
hahaha maayo ra diay nga naunhan nimo Swaks, kami bitaw sa akong bana mag-inutotay lagi padagkoay pa haha
yup! usa guro'ng reason they love us... kining atong pagka-crazy... ahehehe...
#1734
Quote from: Happy on January 03, 2008, 05:23:06 AM
Hahaha mao jud Swaks
hehehe... pamontow fud siguro to'ng ilaha Happy oi... mao'ng gikapalan na lang ang face... faets!
#1735
Quote from: Happy on January 03, 2008, 05:18:49 AM
Hahaha grabe pud ka Swakee, first date pa jud ;D
wa ko ni-smile... na-speechless ko, nya nikatawa ang akong banana... nya after that nagsugod na ang "fart-fights" perti diay niyang fugong nga di mangutot... but since nga naunhan nako... no big deal na! hehehe...
#1736
Love Talk / Comment: Things Women Don't Know About Men
January 03, 2008, 06:37:52 AM
hahaayyy... men is worst than a baby... they need your attention 24-7! hehehe...
#1737
aws, na hala paugat jud Happy! ang di ka-antus mamotos! ahahahahaha...
#1738
Quote from: BlueAngel on January 03, 2008, 04:39:35 AM
;D ;D ingon mga Alimango dre
kon maka utot pa ka datz good
ky imo Heart is functioning well daw ;D ;D
ayay... i remember na hinoon sa among first date ni banana sauna... naka-otot ko, so embarrasing... nakalimot man gud ko... faets!
#1739
Quote from: ligiah on January 03, 2008, 04:23:54 AM
korek!
Ligiah, i-secured ang "love" first right? ahahahaha...
#1740
i agree with you Happy... nakabasa kos blogs ni C2 nga niingon: The key to succeeding in marriage is not finding the right person, it's learning to love the person you found... thanks C2, ni-agree na jud finally ang akong banana... ahehehe...
#1741
Question and Answer / Comment: What Makes You Blush?
January 03, 2008, 04:35:01 AM
Quote from: Ginger on October 20, 2007, 03:27:04 AM
sus pa cute pa gyud mo.

mo blush ang tanan basta i sungog sa crush...hahahaha
kini mao jud ni!!!
#1742
panghaplas na lang Blue... ingon sila nga laugh kono till your tummy hurts... ahehehe...
#1743
General Topic / Comment: Ang tanom nga PAO
January 03, 2008, 04:30:42 AM
aws, dili diay na sila usa ra? abi nakog usa ra nang biga ug paw...
#1744
Quote from: Happy on December 31, 2007, 08:21:58 AM
Hala no, ka mga walay guy ulaw adto nila nga bisan gibugaw na aw gipahawa wala jud manindog, nagpabaga nalang jud to sila.
nang-hitch diay to'g maohon? ok ra na kung tua sa barrio, pero sa hotel, it's a no no...
#1745
How To Tips / Comment: How to eat Sushi
January 03, 2008, 04:26:00 AM
Quote from: willmerit on January 02, 2008, 01:23:16 PM
di man ko kamao mogamit anang chopsticks oi, sige ko ug praktis wa jud tawn.
samot na ko! bisag unsaon nako... si jud ko ka-learn...
#1746
Quote from: John on January 02, 2008, 05:24:55 PM
Our future / love and money are the perfect combination ( parang packaged ba ) ha ha ha.
no matter what... security first! ahahahaha...
#1747
Congrats diay ni Ethel... ug daghang salamat sa mga TBTK staffs like Mrs. Betty Veloso Garcia, i heard nga daghan na na sila ug natabangan...
#1748
@Dabinsi... congrats diha! nidaug ang Wolverines against Florida... go Blue!!!!
#1749
wala pa fud oy na-meet... si banana ra so far...
#1750
General Topic / Comment: Ang tanom nga PAO
January 03, 2008, 04:09:05 AM
biga ug pao morag mao ra man na sila Happy... poros kato... ehehehhe
#1751
Love Talk / Comment: What women REALLY want
January 03, 2008, 04:08:02 AM
ako kay i only want my stomach happy... mao ra jud na! kay kung dili... guba jud ang adlaw... ahehee...
#1752
General Topic / Comment: Ang tanom nga PAO
January 03, 2008, 04:05:14 AM
Quote from: Happy on January 02, 2008, 11:55:15 PM
katol traba nang pao.
di ba mao man na'ng "biga" katol gani na kaau...
#1753
naa man patay bisan asa ta'ng su-oka sa kalibutan... even in Pinas, naa man fud mag-tiayon nang-giunay...
#1754
Quote from: John on January 02, 2008, 03:55:59 PM
Buanga bitaw to oi ready nako ito pero wala ko mo sulti sa tinu-od niya, kay I know nga dili jud sya mo sugot kay the following day kasal sa iyang igso-on , nakita man niya ang number sa igsu-on ni swak ug gitawagan  man nya paita oi. 
palamoot bitaw to John... no-earth kaau ang akong sis... bwahahahaha... oh well, we learn something from this... sa sunod wa na'y palpak!!!
#1755
ayaw kono palabi ug katawa kay basin panuhoton ang lagos... hehehe...
#1756
Quote from: Happy on January 03, 2008, 03:49:59 AM
C2, bantog ra hapit na mapareha sa color sa long sleeves sa imong banana ang imo nawong, hubog diay ka ;D
Nanawag bitaw na siya nako Happy... nya wa na jud magkadimao... nag-salimuang jud si C2... ahahahaha...
#1757
Quote from: Happy on January 03, 2008, 12:05:40 AM
Asus lagi ning showbiz..

Makatawa man pud ko nimo Swaks, karon pako anang my way or highway ;D
mao jud nang ready ta permi Happy just incase syitts happen... married life is so unpridectable...
#1758
Quote from: C2H4 on January 02, 2008, 01:37:37 PM
This was my drunk face last night, in the arms of banana. Hehehe.


aws, mao diay ni ang imong dagway C2? mora lagi ug nawong... ahahahahaha... da oi, wa epek ang kahubog waffa gihapon! looya sa warriors oi, gi-ayu ayu'g kulata sa Dawgs... faets!
#1759
For a good cause diay...
#1760
Nice ang EB ninyo guys... EB for a cause!
#1761
@C2H4... Thanks kaau sa packg ha... nidaug ka Dai! pildi ang warriors!!! waaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
#1762
Quote from: Angie Gulle on January 02, 2008, 12:06:48 PM
sala na di ay na ingon ana?
hehehe... i hope not kay dugay na diay ko aning nakasala ug maohon... ahahaha!!!
#1763
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
January 02, 2008, 12:40:10 PM
panihapon: rice & baked alaskan salmon... yum! yum!
#1764
Happy, sija ang nilayas kay giingnan man sija ni Buboy nga hoi, sunshine! my way or the highway! ahehe... jowk lang oi...
#1766
Quote from: C2H4 on January 02, 2008, 05:57:03 AM
hehehe

kinsa man ni nga TB adik gud ba?

;D


tan-awa sa amin Dai...
#1767
sad news, nadamay lang intawon...
#1768
Love Talk / Re: What kind of man are you looking for?
December 22, 2007, 04:54:37 AM
has some moolah ba! jowk! jowk!
#1769
Love Talk / Re: What kind of man are you looking for?
December 22, 2007, 04:53:48 AM
ako kay... tall, dark & has some... hahaha!
#1770
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: It's all about SHOES!
December 22, 2007, 04:52:21 AM
kujapa man ni? karon pa ko kadungog aning snake clothing... well, thanks for sharing Graziey!
#1771
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Smile makes life beautiful
December 22, 2007, 04:50:20 AM
smile diha sa pics oi Dabinsi! pero waffa bitaw ka tan-awon sa imong sassy looks... ako kay mo-smile ko permi sa pics para dili halata ang akong pagka-biatchhh!!! hehehe...
#1772
Question and Answer / Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
December 22, 2007, 02:12:31 AM
Quote from: thatsmyboy1992 on December 21, 2007, 07:01:42 AM
aho jud kilawon kay mosulay ko,inexperience and shy guy here
hehehee... kinilaway diay ni'g dila ug wa-et? wheeee!!!!
#1773
Introduce Yourself / Re: IM A NEWBIE.. UNSAY NAA DRI
December 22, 2007, 01:41:33 AM
unsay naa dere? naa dere ang lab-as nga mga chikkas... hehehe...
once again... welkam all newbies! incase of emergency pls. know the nearest emergency exit... it's a must! wakekeke....
#1774
Family & Parenting / Re: Husbands, love your wives
December 22, 2007, 01:38:22 AM
Nah! C2 basin ug moingon imong banana nga bayran na lang ta'ka ug 6 inches... haayyy sauns na lang... aw, ikaw gud ug satisfy ka ana!
#1775
Family & Parenting / Re: Husbands, love your wives
December 22, 2007, 01:37:21 AM
Quote from: C2H4 on December 19, 2007, 11:56:35 AM
Sus mao pud akong problema ni banana, burara...

He does try to clean up after himself, pero not always to my satisfaction,

and when I clean up after him, mao nang mag yawyaw dayon ko,

ma ingnan dayon siya, "i'm your wife, not your maid!"

;D
charge him C2! cash, check, credit card, debit, etc., ingna nga hoi! no more freebies!
#1776
Family & Parenting / Re: Husbands, love your wives
December 22, 2007, 01:33:16 AM
Quote from: Ginger on December 14, 2007, 08:33:32 PM
torture mo lang! si Happy as usual, ga ngisi ra...haha
mao diay'ng "Happy" ang iyang nick!
#1777
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Smile makes life beautiful
December 22, 2007, 01:30:11 AM
Give ur smile to everyone... but give ur love to only one... ahehe!
#1778
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day - Second Edition
December 22, 2007, 01:28:58 AM
It's gorgeous today! no wind & clear blue sky... gotta do some gardening outside then later on of the day i'll be helping my banana run the sewer... how exciting! waaaaaaa!!!!
#1779
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: PLEASE...
December 22, 2007, 01:26:09 AM
Quote from: orChids on December 21, 2007, 09:32:25 PM
Swakee,send some pics by YM,

Nag paabot baya si Sis Agnes,pagbutang na mo oy.Christmas is sharingggg..
Orchids, naa na sa akong avatar ang pic nako, i know how to post sa avie but not in the forum...
Agnes gurl, let me know ur email add if dili fuede ang pic nako sa akong avie... tenks!
#1781
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: PLEASE...
December 16, 2007, 04:42:24 PM
di ko kamao mo-post sa forum...
#1782
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
December 16, 2007, 04:39:10 PM
morag hot kaau ni nga topic ning pakals da!
#1783
Introduce Yourself / Re: IM A NEWBIE.. UNSAY NAA DRI
December 16, 2007, 04:35:39 PM
Quote from: vanix on December 16, 2007, 01:23:04 PM
Eow! Taga Bohol!

Newbiey here!

Dili ko taga Bohol taga Dipolog man ko pede ra maka join diri bisag register naku. Hek Hek..

Nindot ni diri kay dali ta mag kasinabot.


Welkam ka kaau dere Bai Vanix! balik2x nya... you know where to find us... we're just one click away...
#1784
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
December 16, 2007, 04:11:43 AM
@Dabinsi! dihay taga Michigan nga nag-hike last week (sa trail sa ubos sa mt. mauna kea) & gi-warningan na siya nga snow storm is coming in 2 hrs. but he proceeded anyways... hangtud karon wala pa jud makit-i ang iyang lawas..."Brian Murphy" ang ngalan... looya, gahulat intawon ang wife sa park parking lot (where their rent a car was...)
#1785
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
December 16, 2007, 04:00:27 AM
I took a picture (mao na sa akong avatar) of our snow covered mt. mauna kea yesterday from our driveway... fuede mi motungas didtos mountain (45 mins drive)magpabugnaw sa snow nya balik lang fud sa ubos mag-pa init... Hawaii is one of a kind!
#1786
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
December 16, 2007, 03:52:59 AM
Today is the same with yesterday... wind is blowing... hot & the top of mauna kea mountain is still covered with snow... it's awesome to look at the snow up there when you're skin is burning from the hot sun... waaaaaaaa!!!!
#1787
Love Talk / Re: Why we need friendships?
December 16, 2007, 03:06:34 AM
friends may come & goes...
#1788
Quote from: C2H4 on December 15, 2007, 11:51:45 AM
Ang ako lang ikasulti, magkasinabot jud mi aning swakee, kay pareho ming IGAT!  ;D

Pareho pud ming HITACHI! Ahahaha!

Di ba swaks?

;D
C2, nag-open na ug balik ang payag ni Bytebandit...weeeeeee!!! "Bisdakcentral" ato ni Bai!!! kitakits!!!!
#1789
Admin Mike---> Bohol's Pride!
#1790
Quote from: C2H4 on December 15, 2007, 11:48:19 AM
swaks,

ikaw mao'y reporter

hehehe


tukma jud!
#1791
Quote from: C2H4 on December 14, 2007, 01:18:54 PM
Ms Agnes as the nurse...

Swakee as the trainer-tig-bunal-sa-mga-badlungon

;D

kinsa man atong permerong pasyente?

;D
sayup man ka C2, ako lang ang housekeeper... tigkoskos kos office ninyo... basta mao na na ha?
#1792
Jokes and Humor / Re: TEXT JOKS
December 15, 2007, 04:03:18 AM
bwahahahaahahaa... palamoot!!!!
#1793
aw, gorgeous tb members diay...
#1794
anus-a man sugdan ang countdown sa most beautiful tb members? maau unta'g maapil ta's kahig ani... ahehehe...
#1795
Introduce Yourself / Re: Tubag Bohol Mascots
December 15, 2007, 02:26:43 AM
Dabins, maau kay wa moingon si Louie ni Teebee nga hi food! you looks so yummy! ahahahaa...
#1796
naa koy cd ani nga song... sige fud ko balik2x ani ug patugtug...
#1797
Introduce Yourself / Re: IM A NEWBIE.. UNSAY NAA DRI
December 15, 2007, 02:20:45 AM
Quote from: BlueAngel on December 15, 2007, 02:16:21 AM
sa atop lang ko Swaks,
kurab-it pa gyod..pahinay padagan ha..lagpot unya ko ;) ;D

ayay... nag-sayal ra ba ka noh? unsaon na man ni pagkatkat sa atop ron?
#1798
Testi sa ko... (about ni C2H4)

I met her sa pikas, nya ni-migrate mi sa Cebu, nya napadpad mis laing pikas na fud... nya nia na fud mi dere nag-wara wara... bitaw... C2 is a very down to earth person, she's a very good listener (ang-ang nga di man sya ka-tingug kay ako na man lang ang nag-sige ug estorya... toinkz! hehehe)
#1799
Introduce Yourself / Re: IM A NEWBIE.. UNSAY NAA DRI
December 15, 2007, 02:12:04 AM
To all Newbies!!!

    Type kita! sakay na!!!!
#1800
Introduce Yourself / Re: IM A NEWBIE.. UNSAY NAA DRI
December 15, 2007, 02:11:13 AM
Quote from: lindy on December 15, 2007, 02:09:08 AM
maajo na laman sabit ako na mention kun "kabit" dilikado diay...
Lindy, naa pa man lugar sa sud... naa pa'y extension, kidhat-kidhati lang ang konduktor para libre ka's plete... hehe...