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Why is it that just when you think things are going smoothly in your life that you sudenly get nasty supprises or worse?

kaugalingon nato ang atong unahon kay jamoy lain mu-atiman nato kungdi kita ra pud

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2012, 11:12:29 PM
from fellow filipinos?  di ko mahibung.  ambot bitaw.  di tanan, pero nakamatikod ko sa gawas.  imbis magtambayayong ta, magbitaranay hinoon.  sometimes, until tragedy strikes, kay anhi ra ta magkahiusa, at least for a while.  sige lang.  in my experience, i ended up with more meaningful friendships than rabid enemies.  there is hope.  so chin up!

fellow filipinos who are in bohol good thing i dont have any filipino friends  in my area and the three filipinos here (one kindergarten teacher, 2 in a band) are people that i would rather stay away from ....

Quote from: ronzz_eco on November 09, 2012, 12:08:44 AM

MANGHAROS

Anak: Pa, mangharos ko karon sa among klase..

Papa: Very good! Bright gyud ning bataa. Unsa man nga subject anak?

Anak: Kuan, Pa.. Cooking. Ako ang mangharos sa kamunggay..

â€"â€"â€"-

aw mao nay klaro nga nangharos

a perfect afternoon for me ... my friend who owns a chinese restaurant and coffee shop invited me for an afternoon of coffee and dessert tasting ......

Quote from: statesville on November 09, 2012, 04:23:47 AM
I never smoke all my life and not even try, those who dare lit one cigarette sad to say those cool years of pounding will come to rest....

peer pressure was the reason why i started smoking when i was 17.

ngano man gyud ang tao hilabtanon man? imbes kay naghilom-hilom nako, daghan gihapon manghilabot hahay ba ni oi

tambok nako kaayo

when i read this joke, nabuang ko og katawa gyud ....

JOHANNESBURG - A South African man awoke to find himself in a morgue fridge - nearly a day after his family thought he had died, a health official said Monday.

Health department spokesman Sizwe Kupelo said the man awoke Sunday afternoon, 21 hours after his family called in an undertaker who sent him to the morgue after an asthma attack.

Morgue owner Ayanda Maqolo said he sent his driver to collect the body shortly after the family reported the death. Maqolo said he thought the man was around 80 years old.

"When he got there, the driver examined the body, checked his pulse, looked for a heartbeat, but there was nothing," Maqolo told the Associated Press.

But a day after staff put the body into a locked refrigerated compartment, morgue workers heard someone shouting for help. They thought it was a ghost, the morgue owner said.

"I couldn't believe it!" Maqolo said. "I was also scared. But they are my employees and I had to show them I wasn't scared, so I called the police."

After police arrived, the group entered the morgue together.

"I was glad they had their firearms, in case something wanted to fight with us," Maqolo said.

He said the man was pale when they pulled him out.

"He asked, 'How did I get here?"' Maqolo said.

The health department said the man was then taken to a nearby hospital for observation and later discharged by doctors who deemed him stable.

Kupelo, the health department spokesman, urged South Africans to call on health officials to confirm that their relatives are really dead.

The man's family was informed that he was alive during a family meeting convened to make funeral arrangements. They're very happy to have him home, Maqolo said.

But Maqolo said he is still trying to recover from the traumatic experience.

"I couldn't sleep last night, I had nightmares," he said. "But today I'm much better."

One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, i'd rather have the money

He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

He: Your face must turn a few heads.
She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

He: Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

He: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
She: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
She: Unfertilized.

He: I want to give myself to you.
She: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

He: Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

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halos puros gyud chinese ...

am just wondering and is very confused as to why:-\

thankful bitaw ko kay wala gi-ban ang TB kay ang daghan kaayo blogsites nga banned diri

clay ang gibutang?

hehehe 2008 pa man diay ni nga balita .. murag common naman ni nga issue these days

OMG! such ignorance!

i remembered this when i was in the elementary ... and i believed it back then. mao nga hadlok gyud ko musulod og robinson's

as a parent, gisapot ko ani nga balita ... mingkuyog pa gyud niya ang iyang wife to court? labihay napud nga inahan! such a disrespect!

cheaters will always go to hell

daghan kaayo banned diri but ok ra man pud kay daghan man pud chinese websites nga useful kaayo like www.youku.com, www.tudou.com and we always use bing for searches

nalingaw ko

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thanks for sharing ... labihay naman pud ni oi trabaho kuno mo

but these days, mas mahal pa ang kilo sa fish kaysa pork

dli man gyud nako ma-kaon ang okra kay slimy ra gyud cya para nako .. ajo pa kinilaw nga ampalaya kay lami pa

Inahan: daghana ug dung-ag,apila ang iring ug iro
Anak: ok Nay
(pagkataudtaud)
Inahan: Inatay! nganong dunay iring sa nilung-ag?
Anak: Apil gani unta ang iro di na man masud

hope ok na gyud ang papa nmo tawn ...

natubag ba ni nga pangutana kung unsa gyud tagalog og toothpaste? or unsay bisaya og toothpaste pud?

diay one kilo nga saging dri, kinsay mangayo? inyohoon ni pero inyoha ang pliti padung diri

work work work .....

hasta ang nag-post, way klaro .... PEACE!

kuntis sa unsa na?

Titser: kinsa nakaila kay Dr, Jose Rizal Dinhi?..ikaw Pedro?
Pedro: Wa ko kaila ana mam?
Titser: Ikaw Jose?
Jose: Wa jud ko kaila ana mam...
Titser: Ikaw Kaloy?
Kaloy: otro pud ko mam na wa jud kaila niya..
Titser: Unsa wa ju'y nakaila kay Dr, Kose Rizal sa inyoha?
Pedro: Basig sa pikas seksyon na sya mam.

TITSER: Pedro, 1 + 3?

PEDRO: 4, Mam!

TITSER: Very good! … Kaw Juan, 3 + 1?

JUAN: Mao na! Mao na! Kon lisod na gani, ako dayon ang pangutan-on! Pabor-pabor! Abseni na lang ko oy!

Sa karinderya…


Waitress: Unsa imong order nong?

Pedro: Tagai daw ko day og kape.

Waitress: Pyor coffee?

Pedro: Butangi pod og tubig day oy! Abug-abug man sad atong baba anang pyor!

Gorio: Teban, tagnaa ang akong maayong kinaiya nga nagsugod sa letter “A”.

Teban: Aprotsabol?

Gorio: Dili.

Teban: Abilabol?

Gorio: Dili gihapon.

Teban: Unsa man diay?

Gorio: Anest!!!

*THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK*
Bahala ug way kaugmaon
Basta maugmaan…
Kay unsaon man nimo ang
kaugmaon kun di ka na
maugmaan?
O’Ha?Ha?Ha?!

JUAN: do, kalibangon mn ko. pro wa man koy ilu
PEDRO: aw, naa pmn ky P20 dha mao na lng nay iilu
JUAN: usika uy pro cge nalng
( aftr kalibang Juan nibalik pro ngka-tae ang kamut)
PEDRO: uy ngano ngka-tae mna imo kamut?
JUAN: ikw kunoy ilu ug 20 ka tag mamiso di ba magkabulingit imo kamut…

BABAE: ka gwapo sa pari, unsa man akong buhaton para mapansin sa pari? Ahhh, akong ibutang ning panty naku sa lamesa.
PARI: kinsa nang pante diri sa lamesa?
BABAE: ako padre
PARI: naay tae gamay.

NURSE: Pila imo anak nang?
PASYENTE: 15 kabook
NURSE: Sus! Ginoo, wa ka ng gamit
PILLS, CONDOM, IUD, W/DRAWAL?
PASYENTE: Krus my heart day, O T I N ra jud!

Quote from: islander on November 06, 2012, 09:03:33 AM

pagka-nindot sa warning

In every change that you experience in life,
there will be times when you'll wonder if you can endure.

But you'll learn that facing each difficulty one by one isn't so hard.
It's when you don't deal with a situation that if sometimes comes back to confront you again.

Changes are sometimes very painful,
but they teach us that we can endure
and that we can become stronger.

Everything that comes into your life has a purpose,
but the outcome is in your hands by the action you take.

Be wise with your life,
be willing to endure,
and always be willing to face life's challenges

First you make your habits, and then your habits make you.

Break those habits that can break you. Adopt those practices that will become the new habits that will help you achieve the success you desire.

Your habits are a form of exercise. The harder you work at something, the harder it is to quit. The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change. Your habits are either the best of servants or the worst of masters.

You are what you repeatedly do.

A Taoist story tells of an old man who accidentally fell into the river rapids leading to a high and dangerous waterfall. Onlookers feared for his life. Miraculously, he came out alive and unharmed downstream at the bottom of the falls. People asked him how he managed to survive. "I accommodated myself to the water, not the water to me. Without thinking, I allowed myself to be shaped by it. Plunging into the swirl, I came out with the swirl. This is how I survived."

There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren't the way you had hoped they would be.

That's when you have to tell yourself that things will get better. There are times when people disappoint you and let you down.

But those are the times when you must remind yourself to trust your own judgments and opinions, to keep your life focused on believing in yourself.

There will be challenges to face and changes to make in your life, and it is up to you to accept them.

Constantly keep yourself headed in the right direction for you. It may not be easy at times, but in those times of struggle you will find a stronger sense of who you are.

So when the days come that are filled with frustration and unexpected responsibilities, remember to believe in yourself and all you want your life to be.

Because the challenges and changes will only help you to find the goals that you know are meant to come true for you.

Keep Believing in Yourself

this is a constant reminder for me why I quit smoking

I woke up one morning and I was 17,
I knew the day had come
The day I prove to everyone how cool I was
The day I accepted death as my destiny

Little did I know I would regret that day
And my family who kept me alive for 17 years
Would be cursed by me for years of never ending pain

Without thinking I lit the cigarette
I knew it had to be done before the day was over
I coughed a little but I was fine

Now as I lay in bed coughing and choking
My family is beside me
My parents and my sister
I whisper in my sister's ear
"Please don't do what I did"
She just nodded her head in silence

Now as my angel holds me in his arms
I know it's time for me to go
I close my eyes and kiss him one last time
It's funny how we resent those who try to help us when we're alive
And how we beg them to save us when we're about to die
All this because of one silly cigarette
All this because someone was dumb enought to say that
Smoking is cool

Several years ago, a friend of mine and her husband were invited to spend the weekend at the husband's employer's home. My friend, Arlene, was nervous about the weekend. The boss was very wealthy, with a fine home on the waterway, and cars costing more than her house.

The first day and evening went well, and Arlene was delighted to have this rare glimpse into how the very wealthy live. The husband's employer was quite generous as a host, and took them to the finest restaurants. Arlene knew she would never have the opportunity to indulge in this kind of extravagance again, so was enjoying herself immensely.

As the three of them were about to enter an exclusive restaurant that evening, the boss was walking slightly ahead of Arlene and her husband.

He stopped suddenly, looking down on the pavement for a long, silent moment. Arlene wondered if she was supposed to pass him. There was nothing on the ground except a single darkened penny that someone had dropped, and a few cigarette butts.

Still silent, the man reached down and picked up the penny. He held it up and smiled, then put it in his pocket as if he had found a great treasure. How absurd! What need did this man have for a single penny? Why would he even take the time to stop and pick it up? Throughout dinner, the entire scene nagged at her.

Finally, she could stand it no longer. She causally mentioned that her daughter once had a coin collection, and asked if the penny he had found had been of some value.

A smile crept across the man's face as he reached into his pocket for the penny and held it out for her to see. She had seen many pennies before! What was the point of this?

"Look at it." He said. "Read what it says."

She read the words "United States of America."

"No, not that; read further."

"One cent?"

"No, keep reading."

"In God we Trust?"

"Yes!"

"And?"

"And if I trust in God, the name of God is holy, even on a coin. Whenever I find a coin I see that inscription. It is written on every single United States coin, but we never seem to notice it! God drops a message right in front of me telling me to trust Him? Who am I to pass it by? When I see a coin, I pray, I stop to see if my trust IS in God at that moment. I pick the coin up as a response to God; that I do trust in Him. For a short time, at least, I cherish it as if it were gold. I think it is God's way of starting a conversation with me. Lucky for me, God is patient and pennies are plentiful!

When I was out shopping today, I found a penny on the sidewalk. I stopped and picked it up, and realized that I had been worrying and fretting in my mind about things I cannot change. I read the words, "In God We Trust," and had to laugh. Yes, God, I get the message. It seems that I have been finding an inordinate number of pennies in the last few months, but then, pennies are plentiful!

And, God is patient...

Have a blessed day!!

Your presence is a present to the world.
You are unique and one of a kind.
Your life can be what you want it to be.
Take the days just one at a time.

Count your blessings, not your troubles.
You will make it through whatever comes along.
Within you are so many answers.
Understand, have courage, be strong.

Do not put limits on yourself.
So many dreams are waiting to be realized.
Decisions are too important to leave to chance.
Reach for your peak, your goal and you prize.

Nothing wastes more energy than worrying.
The longer one carries a problem the heavier it gets.
Do not take things too seriously.
Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets.

Remember that a little love goes a long way.
Remember that a lot � goes forever.
Remember that friendship is a wise investment.
Life's treasure are people together.

Realize that it is never too late.
Do ordinary things in an extraordinary way.
Have hearth and hope and happiness.
Take the time to wish upon a start.

AND DO NOT EVER FORGET.
FOR EVEN A DAY
HOW VERY SPECIAL YOU ARE !

Take chances! Make mistakes, learn, love, laugh, live, succeed, prosper and most importantly persevere for every man dies but not every man truly lives!

Circumstances may cause interruptions and delays, but never lose sight of your goal. Prepare yourself in every way you can by increasing your knowledge and adding to your experience, so that you can make the most of opportunity when it occurs... Giving up is not an option so dont even think about it

double meaning

hahay imbes kay na-excited ko sa akong gipalit para dinner nga beef steak, perti ka-asin man oi mingaw na hinoon ko sa beefsteak sa atoa

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 08, 2012, 12:30:20 PM
Hehehe! how cute! My lolo mariano took my lola and lola's 3 other siblings back to China (sa guangdong) in the 1930s. They lived there for almost 5 years daw. Ning balik sila tanan sa Bohol because ang asawa ni Lolo Mariano, ahoang great grandmother gimingaw sa Valencia. That is why , in the words of Dr. Plinio Lim, a former mayor of Valencia and a good friend of my grand mother, "When your Lola Nating came back to Valencia, she did not even know how to speak in Bisaya. Only Chinese. Nag ininchik to siya duro, doy!"

hehehe!

in other words, pure chinese diay gyud ang ancestors nmo??

Jocelyn Wildenstein said she underwent surgery tungod kay ganahan ang iyang bana og big cats and she did it para malipay ang iyang bana and in the end, they had a nasty divorce.. toink!

I expect success in everything I do because once I commit myself to doing it, i will do it wholeheartedly

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 08, 2012, 10:50:38 AM
So you know how to speak Hakka, Anna?

they speak Min Nan dialect here, the same as in Xiamen and Quanzhou. Hakka kay sa laing city na cya, Longyan. which is near here ra pud ... i cant even speak good chinese

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 08, 2012, 10:48:54 AM
Mao ba? He he he, i can't help but smile at the situation, Anna. Some 100 years ago, my Lolo Mariano left Guangdong, China for the Philippines in the search for a better future in Bohol. 100 some years later, Bai Bugsay left Bohol for Guangdong, China.

funny kaayo ang situation gyud ... just like my bestfriend's lolo nga taga Xiamen, who left his first family for the Philippines in search for a better future and in the end, nakakita hinoon cya og boholana mao wala na gyud cya nakabalik pa ever sa Xiamen

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 08, 2012, 10:56:29 AM
Thank goodness that she is okay, Anna.

thanks Lorenz. kulbaan ko ganiha oi kay tua cya sa america pero mingtxt cya nako about sa nahitabo mao gool gyud ko. at least she is safe, traumatized lang

sa tinood lang, to each his own ... example: naa koy kaila mingdagan og kagawad unya pag-election na, kami tanan gihangyo nga kung pwede, iyang name ra isuwat, dli na iapil ang uban members sa party ... useless ang partido 

traveling in China is so much fun ... you have so many options to choose from..
take the bus, by train, by bullet train or by air .....

enjoy the videos .. more to come

such a good topic for my debate next week. thanks for posting

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 08, 2012, 12:11:02 AM
Bai bugsay naa diay na za guangzhou?

Guandong Province na cya unya naa ko sa Fujian Province pero silingan ra ni nga provinces

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 08, 2012, 12:10:35 AM
Adto sa Heilongjiang ! Bugnaw zamo didto pod

aw didto sa Heilongjiang, 5pm daw, close na ang mga shops kay dli na matabang ang katugnaw...

Quote from: bugsay on November 07, 2012, 11:32:39 PM
ay tot nga naa kas hangzhou..

dapit ko sa Xiamen oi .. parehas ra man gud og ending ang Zhangzhou og Hangzhou

i feel so sad for new york city my auntie is there and after Sandy, rain with snow napud. my auntie met an accident just a few minutes ago. her car flipped kay tungod sa slippery road. ajo nalang she is ok

from being a child wonder to someone nobody wants

sayang lang kay wala mi white christmas diri sa south of china .. between ra tawn 18-5C ang temp basta december-feb

what makes me stronger today are the past mistakes that I did and I learned a lot from it

thankfully, I am planner ......

what makes us unique is that grabe kaayo ta maka-ambisyon para sa atong self nga unta mahayahay ta mao nga dli gyud tawn kalikayan nga mangutang ta