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unsay gisamual ani niya?...

 ...uy, nibudlot man iya pusod..

..bisan dili beautiful ang nag smile   

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 25, 2011, 11:44:43 AM
Nah, maparehas diay adtong balak bahin sa hinayhay... 

hahahaha, hain kaha to si boylawas ... nagpalda?

to send an implied message, "come and get it"
or
kay sapya ug dughan,   

D.I.,  dili maayo ang gibuhat sa babaye for the sake of decency and respect  sa iyang  present bana
        maghimo lang siya ug  mga pagduda sa nakaila ug nakakita niya nga nakigtagbo sa iyang X
        labi na  sa pribado nga lugar..para unsa man, for old times sake?

       Delikado ma-ignite ang old flame and as I said in the past, fornication most of the time will result in death/murder
        which possibly will be committed by either betrayed spouses.....
       On the part of the X,..unsay iyang bation kon ang iyang asawa makigtagbo ug laing lalaki?..hmmm

       Para nako kining duha pulos sayop sa ilang gibuhat, maglikay unta para walay kagubot ug kinabuhi nga mausik,
        and most of all kon may mga anak nga maamong tungod sa kasal-anan sa ginikanan, maduhig sila ug apil.

..lisud gyud kaayo, unsaon  ug kalibang ani? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 24, 2011, 02:50:40 PM
.... have you remembered that you are but a man?"

..magpalda seguro kon dili pahinomdoman nga pantalon ang isul-ob..

Kini barato,  naay hubog natulog sa atop..   

uy,  gitalikdan lang ang baby, kon puniton na ug lain...

Basin langgam nga itom na gabii naglupadlupad naulian pagkabuntag...

kon makadaug sa lottery...

Idiots?..kining klaseha sa tawo naa na bisan asa nga buwan natawo
I was born on February, Aquarius ang akong star sign...
  kalooy sa Ginoo klaro pa kaayo ning akong pensamento 

Quote from: ihatekillers on January 20, 2011, 09:13:41 PM
.. still smoker gaitom lang ang ngabil..

..itom ang ngabil, hasta iyang  kasingkasing nadugta ug ang itom niyang kalag kay
   gisugdan na ug dangdang sa  impyerno, hast iyang ubos nga wait itom na kaayo..
   duda ko hasta ang puti sa iyang mata nawala na pulos na itom...
   kampon sa demonyo.....

   ay, kasakit kaha pagtiltil para magdesign  ani sa iyang dila 

.. ,, kay lagi ang binhi nga gikan sa patay niturok ug nabuhi..nah!

  maayo diay pagkapares....

  Ang ika-unom nga elephant nagduwa ug iya...

Nalupigan diay si He Pingping nga 29 inches;

 .. Lorenzo bisan imong binisaya may pagkayungit na..amerkano na gyud ka hinoon karon...

 , gaayo ug  mabirahan...nah

...."Do what I say, do not follow what I do"..maoy pulong aning paria sa iyang pagmisa..ops.

 , uy ngano man gyud nga dinha man dapita gipaak?
  wala diay siya magpurol? naunsa bah....

 ,   ..

kaswerte sa tag-iya, ...way problema  limpyo sa tai aning iroa
akong 2 ka iro kada buntag ko nag limpyo  sa ilang hinulog sulod
  sa ilang  tagsa ka cage 

kalooy sa goldfish..maflush sa inidoro 
  pero unsay lami sa fruit shake  sagolan ug goldfish?

ang ilawom kay bloomers..

dili, mahadlok man ko nga malumos   

ENDING THE ARGUMENT   


A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car.
   She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind."

Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects his offer, "That's not quite what I had in mind."

Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?"

She retorts, "I'd like a divorce."

He answers, "I hadn't planned on spending quite that much." 

Lorenzo, I like their songs mga nindot kaayo...

 ..

The Winner Takes It All l    (by ABBA)

I don't wanna talk
About the things we've gone through
Though it's hurting me
Now it's history

I've played all my cards
And that's what you've done too
Nothing more to say
No more ace to play

The winner takes it all
The loser standing small
Beside the victory
That's her destiny

I was in your arms
Thinking I belonged there
I figured it made sense
Building me a fence

Building me a home
Thinking I'd be strong there
But I was a fool
Playing by the rules

The Gods may throw a dice
Their minds as cold as ice
And someone way down here
Loses someone dear

The winner takes it all
(Takes it all)
The loser has to fall
(Has to fall)
It's simple and it's plain
(Yes, it's plain)
Why should I complain

naapil to ug lutaw ang mga sigbin...unless nakalukso ngadto sa  bungtod 

Ms Isles, putot gihapon ko kay matud pa ni mother natawo ko sa udtong tutok...hahahaha

mao na ang ilang tinuhuan nga tua pabor sa mga lalaki..

pasangil lang na sa mga palahubog para siging tungab...

 , maayo wala naapil ang medyas kay basin wala  malabhi nah....

maayo gani way namatay...

typical teens, learned their lesson the hard way...

really sad for the victims and their families....

sinonog  bugas mais mao na ang pirme gihimo sa akong mama sa bata pa ko kay
wala miy kwarta ikapalit ug kape....

not all the time, depende sad  sa mood...

26 years old? nanaginot ug tiguwang nga patay..
  o siya ba ang nagpatay para dili kareklamo 

Quote from: Lollapalooza on January 12, 2011, 09:53:26 AM
really sad because of the sudden death of my grandma... niagi ko sa ilang balay gahapon sa hapon himsog kaayo unya pag uli nako mga 8:30 sa gabie, gibalita na lang sa ako a nga namatay na siya T_T   

Lolla, you have my condolence, sorry for your lost

kahimuot ba aning title nga nasaypan ug bakla...

see what happens for being too nosy, gihambat noon sa alligator 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 11, 2011, 01:25:08 PM
Negros Oriental, Siquijor ug Bohol? Way apil Cebu?

hinaut wa mi sa Cebu apil sa linya...

could be militants or just plain robbers and cold-bloodied murderers

living in poverty or nag drugs...mao nay  excuse para mangawat

Tinuod kaayo na, sila pa gyud ang mobayad ug ila pa ang serbisyo in short
   gipahimudsan  sila  tungod lang kay gusto maka experience para  maka abroad,
   akong pag-umangkon ni graduate sa Cebu Doctors ug unya nag masters pa gyud..
   nakapasar na sa exam..then mao ni ang outcome...

16 years old, that's remarkable,  she is gifted with a brilliant mind

Usa ra ang pilia, "Huwag kang  mamangka sa dalawang ilog"...

Iyang doctor nagprescribed  sa mga medications ug tuman lang unsay demand sa nagsweldo.....
   naa ra sa pasyente kon motuman sa instructions or dili...iya to nga choice and knowing as well
   the consequences of overdosing....nah..dead meat

 , whooa ! milagro gyud kaayo....

Plastic,  mao nay gitawag ug tigpaka-aron-ingnon ..

 ..Hubag, maayo ra gyud humana imong bakasyon human nakadaug sa  lottery
    para alegre na sad diri namingaw kadtong  wala ka

  dia ra si lola....

be expensive?..not necessarily, depende sa  makaya sa bulsa

Naa man unta ang inahan pero wala gyud makasanta niya?

pila na kaha ka patay  gipahimudsan ni marmaduke?

 , ....

Tatay to anak..
TATAY: Bagsak ka na nman! Ba't di mo gayahin si Pedro? Palaging may honor.
ANAK: Unfair naman kung ikumpara nyo ako kay Pedro.
TATAY: Bakit naman?
ANAK: Matalino Tatay nun

 
Hmmm, mamumuno kang dako!
Makasahos ka dinha sulod sa bilanggoan, bayhana ka!
Gipatay ni Jonelle si Bai January 2009, Sinulog  time  mag 2 years  karong  buwana....

My two dogs, tugnaw kaayo so balhin gikan sa ilang tagsa ka cage
  ngadto inside sa  building sa backyard kada gabii.
  where   there's a carpet  and pillows for each...
  para katulog  ning akong pit bull ug rotweiller 
   rock-a-by doggie..

hmm, mao niy giingon nakatupad pero wala kaingon...
        pero gihandum sa gihapon bisan sa nanglabayng panahon 

Tinood naay demonyo pero barang?  di ko motuo ana...bisan sa bata pa ko kadaghan
nako nakadungog ug mga sugilanon ug ngalan sa mga tawo nga kono biktima sa barang
naa man ni sa atong  culture  nga tuotuo sa mga folklore as follows;


The powers of sorcery may be gained after a practitioner "learns methods of malign magic and
establishes a relationship with a spirit that supports this magic".[5] Some forms of sorcery include:
* Barang - the use of beetles to inflict pain and sickness in a person
* Haplit - using a doll to represent the victim; the Filipino sorcerer's equivalent of using a
voodoo doll
* Paktol - paktol means to "knock on the head"; the use of a skull or some other representation
of the victim. Any insult done the representation, the victim feels the corresponding harm
* Anyaw - the art of courting the favor of malign spirits with food containing no salt; the sorcerer
then asks the spirit to bring harm on an intended victim
* Là-gà - "to boil", the sorcerer boils objects belonging to the victim; the victim suffers from
unease, sleeplessness, fatigue, malaise and later, death
These forms of sorcery equate with the Tagalog term, Kulam and are resistant to the
ministrations of Western medicine. Only a mananambal can reverse the effects of such sorcery.

The mambabarang keeps his beetles in a bottle or a section of bamboo, carefully feeding them
ginger root. When the practitioner decides to employ his dark art, he performs a prayer ritual
wherein he whispers instructions and identifies the victim to the beetles.

The insects are then set free and to seek out the victim and gain entry into the body via any
bodily orifice: the nose, mouth, ears, anus or dermal breaks such as open wounds.
The victim will then feel the effects of the invasion through manifestations depending on the
area of entry; hemorrhoids if through the anus, ear ache if through the ears and other similar cases.
The resulting illness is resistant to conventional medical treatment and only reveals its true
  nature when the victim succumbs and flying insects issue forth from bodily cavities.

Superstitious folks still attribute certain illnesses or diseases to barang. This most often happens
in the provinces, where a herbal doctor, albularyo or a faith healer, a mananambal or sorhuana
(female) / sorhuano (male) treats such diseases. In some rural provincial areas, people
completely rely on the albularyo and mananambal for treatment.
aswang: aswang: sorcery (from www.bisaya.co 

 

 , nahbuking..

 .. labanay gyud diay

ang panganod naguol  nga nagtan-aw  sa mga buwak...

Saka na sad ang tanang palitonon mao niy resulta sa inflation..

As always, the people on the lowest position suffers the punches
   from the management as a result of being unionized in order to have a
   representation of their grievances.
The  management knows how to divide and conquer in order to
   demoralized and weakened the unity of the workers,
   thus putting fear of those that remains.

The Lord is good and His mercy endureth forever.....

Gain kay kusog mobuwa...

I hope his plans will be materialized 

Quote from: vrglguapo on January 01, 2011, 08:34:12 AM
dili baya na sila mokaon ug baka ang mga Indian kay sacred man nila na..

, bitaw, ako lang gipaagi ug komedya...kay basin ang ihi
maoy ilang inigosyo  kay gikan sa balaan kono..


   dia gipanalanginan ang bata..


    Cow Urine cures chronic diseases

Nice food for thoughts Gwargz, aksiyon dayon dili kay puro sulti diin laway ray nakita.

magnegosyo ug farms magbuhi ug mga baka   

Death is not the solution  of troubled marriage...

Hmmm,  sa laing thread  sapatos sa europe karon sunglasses sa chicago...
           adto lang  sa Tabo sa Banay  naay daghang baligya didto pili lang 
             

Happy New Year 2011!!!

Auld Lang Syne

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll take a cup of kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!

And there's a hand my trusty fiere,
And gie's a hand o thine,
And we'll take a right guid-willie waught,
For auld lang syne

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll take a cup of kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!

And it occurred on the 25th....winter wonderland kaayo ang palibot

nice to know some alternatives in lieu of regular sugar

Kagrabe  na sa mga krimen, wala nay kahadlok moluba ug tawo

Just keep your fingers crossed and hope for the best..

Kon walay  ikatunol bisan emotional support okay na kaayo kaysa motago ug magpalimod.

You can't throw mud at others without getting your own hands dirty.

Quote from: mistyeyed on December 22, 2010, 05:09:10 AM
Hahaha,,pagkahuman si nanay nagkagidlay..

Misty, congratulations! kacute sa imong baby..

Ganahan gyud  ko aning kantaha ni Pilita, 
  igkanta nako  ang akong bana dili man kasabot,

Nindot kaayo, dili gyud ko pul-an magbalikbalik ug kanta ani
  one of Pilita's immortal songs, 

Papel, bulsita, hasta putos sa anyel ug papel
  gigamit ug putos sa binuwad pa gyud..nah!

Mayra nimo day...pero pananglit nakalusot, iya ikalibang unya hugasan usa ibaligya?
    nah ang mga  adik usap gihapon bisan bahong tungol?

Naa man na sa ilang  tinuhuan lagi nga dunay ganti naghuwat nila sa laing kalibutan 

He is gifted with a nice voice and  using it at work possibly  brought some
   therapeutic effect to console  his patients while undergoing  treatment.

mao gyud   na johnny..

comfy...

ONE STORMY NIGHT

On a dark and stormy night (of course, what other kind of night?) in Juba a man was hitch-hiking with no success.
The oily-black night stretched on forever and the storm was so intense that he could barely see his feet in front of him.
Suddenly a car approached and stopped in front of him.
He got in and closed the door, as the car moved off slowly.
To his total shock, he realized that there was nobody behind the steering wheel!

The road ahead curved, and he looked around frantically, praying and begging for his life.
Just before the car took the bend, a hand appeared through the window and turned the steering wheel.
The man, paralyzed with fear, watched the hand appear every time the car neared a bend in the road.
He mustered all his courage, leaped out of the car and ran to the nearest lights.
Soaked from the storm and in shock, he went into an bar an 'andaya' and ordered a double waragi.
After he gulped it down, he told everyone of his frightening encounter.
Everyone went very quiet when he started crying.

About a half an hour later, two men entered the shebeen and, on noticing the terrified man,
the one said to the other, “Look, there’s the idiot that got into into the car when we were pushing.”

E-MAIL OF DEATH

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen
  which read:
      To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Reached Date: 16 May 2002 I know you're surprised to hear from me.
           They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.
           I've just reached and have been checked in.
           I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
           Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was!

Joseph Guiso, a resident of Toowoomba, Australia, held a beautiful wedding ceremony in Laurel Bank Park
November 30 with his friends and family. The weird part is… his newlywed spouse is a goggie.


A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

inosente kaayog nawong ang bride, walay reklamo..

Sa unang panahon nga si Elorde pa ang sikat nga  boxer,
   ang pan nga elorde maoy kinaham  sa katawhan.