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Zero Dark Thirty

wow.. another PMAer Grad from Digos... aw Sacub, Hagonoy, Davao Sur diay hehehe.... ^__^

cos it's my choice to be single

pati binangay, cardaba

hahahhaah kung love gyud niya ang lalaki, dili na niya kwentahon pila naggasto or kinsa naggasto.. karon, kay naa man diay laing babae, aw angay pa bang sundon ng iyang gibati? it's time to let her brain works this time

nag ask pa siya unsaon niya... buwagi oi... ana lang ka simple heheheheeh

On wedding night, man asks wife: Akala ko ba first boyfriend mo ko? Bakit hindi ka na virgin?

Wife: Ikaw talaga ang first boyfriend ko. Yung iba, customers ko lang. Peks man!

not me

Girl: Anong gawa mo?

Boy: Wala. Gusto mo, GAWA tayo?

heheheheh

Boy: what course are you taking up?
Girl: Bs nursing, how about you?
Boy: Bs falling in love major in you!
Girl: Really? Do you know that i am planning to shift to a course BSBK-WKC
Boy: huh?
Girl: Bachelor of science in basted ka, major in wala kang chance...


#ouch!

mister: "happy birthday, darling!"

misis: "thank you! nasan ang regalo mo sa akin?"

mister: "ay oo nga pala! nakikita mo ba yung BMW kulay pula na nakaparada sa kanto?"

misis: "OMG! oo! oo! diyos ko, hindi ako makapaniwala!"

mister: "binili kita ng toothbrush na kaparehong-kapareho ng kulay nun!"

misis: "@#%*& leche! lumayas ka sa harap ko!"





#eksaytedmasyado

BUKNOY - bakit hindi mo ako kayang mahalin Inday?..age doesn't matter naman di ba?..e ano kung 13 ako at 23 ka na?..

INDAY - buknoy,..ang pag ibig ko ay naglalaman ng maseselang TEMA, LENGGUWAHE, KARAHASAN, SEXUAL at DROGA na hindi angkop sa mga bata....,,,hahahaha!!!

i don't know why pero sakit kaayo akong left shoulder.. kaning sa may joint gyud.. i can't even raise my left arm properly kay hastang sakita

Ang nanulong mao'y namatay.. matud pa sa bata, ang namatay mao'y nagdala ug kutsilyo nailog lang sa suspek samtang nagdepensa sa iyang kaugalingon.. kung kanus-a sila namatyan, diha pa sila nagrequest ang school principal og mga tanod / pulis para dugang seguridad sa ilang school... Kaning Kapitan Tomas nga school, likod ra ni sa City Hall sa Davao ug dili pod ni layo sa San Pedro Police Station..

meanwhile at the zoo,

busy as a bee akong beauty karon hahahahaha... nagpang-abot gyud mga year-end reports by march 27, mahuman ra gyud ni... April 6-8, we'll be going to Upi, Maguindanao, and Lake Sebu, South Cotabato magwara wara lang with my friends.. hehehehehe

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2013, 02:30:12 PM
how's your papa now, loll?  votives is so right... that, too, shall pass.  our prayers.

well, during daytime, okay man siya.. pero at night time, diha mi magproblema, magluya siya then, maglisud siya ug tulog kay dili siya kaginhawa.. naa man siya tambal nga ginatumar.. kelangan niya ug fresh nga hangin mao sa gawas siya matulog..

hhmmm the damage has been done..

Cynthia Villar apologizes to nurses
BY CARMELA FONBUENA
POSTED ON 03/04/2013 3:03 PM  | UPDATED 03/04/2013 4:32 PM

MANILA, Philippines - Team PNoy senatorial candidate Cynthia Villar apologized on Monday, March 4, to Filipino nurses who were hurt by her recent statement on the nursing profession.

“Taos-puso po akong humihingi ng paumanhin sa lahat ng mga nurse at kani-kanilang pamilya na labis na nasaktan sa aking kasagutan sa tanong na ibinato sa akin sa isang programa sa TV (I sincerely apologize to all the nurses and their families who were hurt by my response to the question I was asked on TV),” she posted on her Twitter account @cynthia_villar.


Taos-puso po akong humihingi ng paumanhin sa lahat ng mga nurse at kani-kanilang (cont) tl.gd/0

â€" Cynthia Villar (@Cynthia_Villar) March 3, 2013
In a senatorial forum on GMA News TV on February 23, economist Solita Monsod asked Villar to explain why, as chairman of the House committee on high education, she opposed the move to close nursing schools that the Commission on Higher Education (CHED) said did not meet minimum requirements to continue operations.

Villar explained that she favored the students who wanted to continue their schooling. CHED, she said, wanted to close the nursing schools because they didn't have the required tertiary hospitals where the nurses would eventually be trained before they graduate and get their BS Nursing degrees.

This part of Villar's response became controversial: "Actually, hindi naman kailangan ng nurse na matapos ang BSN (BS Nursing). Kasi itong mga nurses, gusto lang nilang maging room nurse,” Villar said in response.

“Humihingi po ako ng pang-unawa sa lahat ng mga nasaktan sa aking sinabi. Wala po akong intensyong maliitin ang mga Filipino nurses (I apologzie. I had no intention to belittle the Filipino nurses),” Villar added.

Team PNoy campaign spokespersonMarikina Representative Miro Quimbo said Villar has been “unfairly treated” especially on social media. Quimbo said Villar was caught off guard with the question because it was about something that happened several years back.

“She has sufficiently explained her position on the matter. If there’s anyone who she’d offended it was not intentional,” Quimbo said during Team PNoy's press conference.

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2013, 04:02:05 PM
how cruel naman... but i'm laughing.

Mrs. Villar's comment to nurses went viral in FB... hehehehehehe

makagigil sila... lami higdaan heheheeh

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 03, 2013, 03:46:21 PM

makagigil ning klaseng dog

last night, nang house raid na sad mi.. hehehe.. we had sinugbang pirit, kinilaw and talong salad with gata for dinner...

bad kitty

what a nice weekend hehehehe.. just spending the whole night with my bestfriends.. went to a house raid last night, latag lang ug foam sa sala, watching movies, coffee and food unlimited until 8:00AM, have breakfast then coffee na pod and way kahumanang istorya until 10:00 AM went home and sleep... karon ra ko kamata... later mga 7:00pm laing balay na sad among i-raid ani

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaECgN7v5bo#

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

Give me more lovin' than I've ever had
Make it all better when I'm feelin' sad
Tell me that I'm special even when I know I'm not

Make me feel good when I hurt so bad
Barely gettin' mad, I'm so glad I found you
I love bein' around you
You make it easy, it's as easy as 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

There's only one thing to do
Three words for you I love you
There's only one way to say
Those three words and that's what I'll do, I love you

Give me more lovin' from the very start
Piece me back together when I fall apart
Tell me things you never even tell your closest friends

Make me feel good when I hurt so bad
Best that I've had, I'm so glad that I found you
I love bein' around you
You make it easy, it's as easy as 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

There's only one thing to do
Three words for you I love you
There's only one way to say
Those three words and that's what I'll do, I love you
I love you

You make it easy, it's easy as 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

There's only one thing to do
Three words for you I love you
There's only one way to say
Those three words and that's what I'll do, I love you
I love you

It's FRIDAY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqDYkblVMIM#

Quote from: islander on March 01, 2013, 09:43:30 AM
aguy.  pwera sa mga maayo, naunsa na man intawon ning atong mga pulis uy.  buslot ba ang atong recruitment process ani?

hastang buslota gyud Madam CJ... pwede ra mabayran kung dili kapasar sa neuro test nila...

kadaghan ba ug manyak dire sa earth oi..

Quote from: islander on February 28, 2013, 03:29:13 PM
you mean, they molt morag lizard?  hehe, unique.

bitaw Madam CJ.. especially kaning si boknoy, tawag nako ani niya usahay kay polar bear, taas nga baga mani iyang balahibo tapos nagkanipis... karon, short na iyang balahibo tapos baga.. ang iyang mama si maymay, mao pod, bag-o lang nagtubo balahibo nya..

ang na notice nako aning akong mga dogs lahing japanese spitz mani sila, no need shaving na ni sila.. mangataktak man ilang balahibo hangtud manipis then motubo ra pod balik mas shiny pa heheheheh

bagay sa iyaha ug sa panahon karon nga hastang inita... one of my dogs, si Boknoy, (kaning naa sa akong avatar) malipay ni siya ug mag ulan... maligo gyud ni siya.. magdagan dagan, magligid ligid pero kung ligo-on sa akong manghud or papa, mahadlok..

salamat sa mga nag sponsor ani hehehehe Sapin-sapin and Piñato

busy.. what i like about it is that, gana kaayo magwork basta naa akong boss.. bombom kaayo ug music ning akong boss.. dili pwede ug way music basta magwork hehehehe

There is a difference between knowledge and wisdom.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit not a vegetable.

Wisdom is knowing not to include it in a fruit salad.

Ni Joy Cantos (Pilipino Star Ngayon) | Updated February 27, 2013 - 12:00am

MANILA, Philippines - Niransak ng mga raliyista mula sa militanteng grupo ang lokal na tanggapan ng Department of Social Welfare and Development at pinagnakawan ng mga relief goods na nakalaan para sa mga biktima ng bagyong Pablo sa Davao City noong Martes ng tanghali.

Ayon kay P/Senior Supt. Ronald de la Rosa, dakong alas-11 ng umaga nang lusubin ng mga raliyista mula sa Compostela Valley at Davao Oriental ang DSWD sa Suazo Street.

Ang mga raliyista ay pinamumunuan ni Carlos Tranghia, chairman ng Barug Katawhan ng Davao Oriental, grupo ng Anakpawis, Anakbayan, League of Filipino Students, Kadamay, Kilusang Mayo Uno at ang Kilusang Magbubukid ng Pilipinas.

Gayun pa man, bago pa makarating ang mga ope­ratiba ng pulisya ay nagawang itakas ng mga raliyista ang saku-sakong relief goods, kahun â€"kahong kape at instant noodles.

Inabutan pa ng mga pulis ang ilang grupo ng raliyista na tangay ang mga ninakaw na 600 kahon ng noodles, 3,000 food packs, 150 kahon ng kape na agad naman kinumpiska ng mga awtoridad.

Pinaiimbestigahan na ng PNP ang insidente at mahigpit na pinababantayan ang mga bodega, compound ng mga tanggapan sa disaster relief operations upang maiwasang maulit pa ang insidente.

Magugunita na sa ka­sag­sagan ng panalalasa ng bagyong Pablo noong Disyembre 2012 ay niransak din ng mga evacuees ang bodega ng National Food Authority at mga grocery store sa bayan ng Cateel, Davao Oriental.

pasaylo-a ko kay wala koy matambag nimo...di ko ka relate.. di man ko minyo gud hehehe..

Quote from: chicogon on February 26, 2013, 02:32:35 PM
Keeping your papa snd family in my prayer. 170/90 kay normal raman na nako for the longest time

Salamat kaayo Fr. Chic.. molampas na gani 150 ang bp sa akong papa, malipong na gyud na siya.. nagwarning na man ang doctor sa iya year 2011 nga naa na siya sa boundary for massive stroke gyud... 3 times siya na mild stroke atong 2011..

sa office no. 3 ko then when i'm with friends... no. 5

5. Extremely friendly smile
Means: 'HAHAHAHAHA! YAY! AWESOME!'

*Use only with friends and family. Not with strangers or clients, lest you freak them out.

4. Social friendly smile
Means: Hi! Let's talk now!

3. Approachable friendly smile
Means: Friendly, like how you would greet a cilent

2. Basic friendly smile
Means: Friendly and ready for conversation

5 types of beautiful smiles



1. Slight friendly smile
Means: Friendly but not willing to talk at the moment. Shows basic acknowledgment.

Paging Fr. Chic heheheheh

"Don't ever leave me--- takot ako eh"

I have seen some bad vestments over the years, but the vestments of Fr. Humberto Alvarez are the superheroes of stupid.

Mexican Priest, Fr. Humberto Alvarez, wears vestments with the pictures, emblems, and logos of comic book superheroes.

I am not kidding.





I am sick to death with the foolish notion that to attract children to Jesus that you need to obscure Jesus with such nonsense. I don't know if there is a canon law forbidding such idiocy, but there should be.

But guess what, it gets worse. Fr. Alvarez uses a machine gun water pistol to shoot holy water. I am not kidding.



What do you think of Fr. Alvarez's antics?

http://www.creativeminorityreport.com/2013/02/holy-heretic-batman-priest-wears.html

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 26, 2013, 11:52:11 AM

mas okey ni hehehehe

A smile costs nothing, but gives much.

It enriches those who receive, without making poorer those who give.

It takes a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever.

None is so rich or mighty that he can get along without it, and none is so poor, but that he can be made rich by it.

A smile creates happiness in the home, fosters good will in business, and is the countersign of friendship.

It brings rest to the weary, cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad, and it is nature’s best antidote for trouble.

Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is of no value to anyone, until it is given away.

Some people are too tired to give you a smile;

Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give...

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 26, 2013, 09:46:05 AM
Will pray for you and your papa, jenneth. I hope he is doing better.

Thanks Bran, he's at home, nagrest, wala man siya gipa admit sa hospital kay naulian man siya.. nagchange na pod siya ug tambal, wala siya kaangay sa dati niya nga tambal..

Today, I faked a smile.. pretending to be okay but deep inside I am crying.. I've been crying since last night.. I thought I loss my father.. He was having difficulty breathing, dizzy and his bp went to 170/90.. I tried to look strong in front of my mom but honestly, I was so worried.. So we rushed him to the hospital  , thankfully, the doctor said he's now stable and gave him medications.. When I went home, I went directly to my room and began to cry.. mao resulta, nagshades samtang nagwork kay hubag kaayo akong mata...

kalooy pod.. Last Thursday evening up to Friday evening non-stop gyud ang ulan.. then Saturday evening na pod.. kada gabie lagi mag-ulan.. kusog kusog pod ulan..

Monday, February 25, 2013

MANILA -- At least 23 families were evacuated when a landslide hit a village in Davao del Sur over the weekend, the National Disaster Risk Reduction and Management Council (NDRRMC) said Monday.

In a belated report, the NDRRMC said the landslide incident occurred at Purok Cadena de Amor, Barangay Coronan, Sta. Cruz town around 4 a.m. on Saturday.

No casualties and damaged houses were reported, the NDRRMC said.

It added that the affected families were evacuated to the village’s gymnasium.

According to the agency, the landslide was triggered by the continuous moderate to heavy rains that had prevailed over the region.

Last week, Tropical Depression "Crising" dumped rains in Mindanao which triggered six flashflood and six landslide incidents, according to the NDRRMC.

In Davao del Sur, flooding was monitored by the agency at Barangays Pong-pong, San Isidro and Buca in Sta. Maria town on Friday dawn.

"The flashflood occurred after Buca River swell into critical level that caused the earth dike to give in," the NDRRMC said in its report.

Crising has left at least four people dead, two missing, and affected 262,880 people as of Sunday afternoon. (Emmanuel Louis Bacani/Sunnex)

BF kasama si GF sa kwarto

GF: Hon, bakit may dalawang pirasong butil ng bigas dito sa drawer mo?

BF: Hon, aaminin ako sayo. Pag nagsisinungaling ako sayo, naglalagay ako ng isang butil ng bigas dyan.

GF: (kinilig) Wow. Mag lilimang buwan na tayo, 2 beses ka pa lang nagsinungaling sa akin. Iloveyou hon. :"> Eh bakit may 32 pesos dito?

BF: Umabot na kase ng isang kilo hon eh. Kaya binenta ko na. Sayang eh. >)

Kani siya lami na among posing ani...kalit lang ug ambak sa tunga ning among kauban... this was last year Araw ng Digos Parade...

Quote from: islander on February 25, 2013, 12:00:27 PM
wow!  cute gyod tuod ang photobomber, kalami nganlan ug pikoy, hahaha!  

hahahah cute bitaw no... bagay pod ang name nga pikoy hahahahah

featured in FHM's Intruder of the Month

I was enjoying my first Masskara Festival experience in the City of Smiles, Bacolod, with my officemates when this photo was taken. Our smiles turned into frowns when this “unwanted subject” passed by suddenly and made us his background. How’s that for destroying our moment? We had to do take 2 and make sure that no one would steal our smiles again.

Wa ko kasabot... naa'y pangutana sa akong mind nga hangtud karon, wa gihapon nako matubag... hahay...i really need answers gyud... Lord, I leave all my anxieties to you ^__^

honestly, wala ko'y gana magkaon ron..

Jennifer Lawrence... OSCAR Award 2013

Mao ni akong paborito gyud.... cute kaayo

makalingaw baya ning photobomb... i love animal photobombs

Maroon 5 - Just a Feeling

http://youtu.be/MHOw5MyZSqQ


I watched you cry
Bathed in sunlight
By the bathroom door
You said you wished you did not love me anymore

You left your flowers in the backseat of my car
The things we said and did have left permanent scars
Obsessed depressed at the same time
I can't even walk in a straight line
I've been lying in the dark no sunshine
No sunshine
No sunshine

She cries
This is more than goodbye
When I look into your eyes
You're not even there
It's just a feeling
Just a feeling
Just a feeling that I have
Just a feeling
Just a feeling that I have, oh yeah

Cause I can't believe that it's over

You've hit your low
You've lost control and you want me back
You may not believe me but I gave you all I had
Undress confess that you're still mine
Roll around in a bed full of tears
I'm still lying in the dark no sunshine
No sunshine
No sunshine

She cries
This is more than goodbye
When I look into your eyes
You're not even there

It's just a feeling
Just a feeling
Just a feeling that I have
Just a feeling
Just a feeling that I have

No I can't believe that it's over now
Just a feeling
Just a feeling that I have

So much to say
It's not the way she does her hair
It's the way she seems to stare right through my eyes
And in my darkest day when she refused to run away
From love she tried so hard to save

It's just a feeling
Just a feeling
Just a feeling that I have
Just a feeling
Just a feeling that I have

It's just a feeling
Just a feeling
Just a feeling that I have
Just a feeling
Just a feeling that I have

I can't believe that it's over
I can't believe that it's over
Now I can't believe that's it's over, yeah

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 24, 2013, 12:29:19 AM
he he he! So you had fun! how was your work week diay, jenneth?

Yes it was fun.. bisan pa ug bundak ang ulan, nangabot gihapon sila bisan unsa pa kalayo sa ilang school / district... at first, seryoso pa sila sa orientation then pag abot na ug updating sa mga reports, iyahay na sila ug kantyaway kinsay ulahi tapos ang ilang discussion or debate, sagulan nila ug joke bisan lagi lunch break  di ko kakaon ug tarong kay magsige na lang ko ug katawa.. busy kaayo akong work week pero lingaw.. sulit gyud..

kumusta pod ka diha Bran?

GF - Binabalaan kita, malapit nang dumating ang Daddy ko!

BF - Ha, e wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?

GF - Oo nga, kaya kung may binabalak ka gawin mo na.

ipasalbids ng manyaka na...

basta seminar or conference sa mga District Planning Officers super lingaw gyud... wala gyud dull moments nila...

It's been raining for 24 hours na...

Last Tuesday, ang forecast sa amoa is, 24hours rain kay signal number 1... thankfully, the weather was fine.. wala kaayo ulan... last night, kalit lang bundak kusug nga ulan with strong winds pa gyud...

naguol ko ug taman... seminar na namo ugma nakalimot pa gyud ko ug book sa lcd projector didto sa supply... gigamit tanan ang projector... yati asa man ko mangita ani oi...

Bulalo perfect karong ulan ug bugnaw nga panahon...

buga-ong siguro nga isda ni..

Asa kaha ni pangitaon hehehehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9pmhFRa0Uc#




"How"

Ohhh

I have been searching for your touch
Unlike any touch I've ever known
And I never thought about you much
Til I'm broken down and all alone, ohhh

Though I don't understand the meaning of love
I do not mind if I die trying, ohhh
Took it for granted when you lifted me up

I'm asking for your help
I am going through hell
Afraid nothing can save me but the sound of your voice
You cut out all the noise
And now that I can see mistakes so clearly now
I'd kill if I could take you back

But how?
But how?

I can feel it in my guts
What's going on with him now
And don't patronise me with lies
I'm a man, be a woman now, ohhh

I have been bound by the shackles of love
And I don't mind if I die tied up, ohhh
Took it for granted when you lifted me up

I'm asking for your help
I am going through hell
Afraid nothing can save me but the sound of your voice
You cut out all the noise
And now that I can see mistakes so clearly now
I'd kill if I could take you back

But how?
But how?
But how?
But how?

Ohh yeh
Why must we be so ugly
And please do not think ill of me
Why does the one you love
Become the one who makes you want to cry
Why?
Why?
Why?

(And how?
How?)

But I don't understand the meaning of love
I do not mind if I die trying
I do not mind if I die trying
I do not mind if I die trying

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 19, 2013, 05:55:54 PM
Maam Lolla naa na ni si Crising ron sa Saranggani dapit pero ang ijahang raincloud cover nasakop ang Central ug Eastern Visayas. Mao nang yellow ug red nga color sa satellite picture.

Maayo ang panahon gabie, way ulan though dag-um siya pero wa man ni bundak.. Salamat gyud kay Lord.. karon nice kaayo ang weather kay init nga landong gamay...

unsa ni siya multiple landfall ni iya? medyo uwan na gyud ron..

wow... Great achievements Bran!!! May God continue to bless you more.. Take care ^___^

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 19, 2013, 12:32:23 PM
Amping mo dihaa Maam Lolla kay kusog kono ang uwan. God bless!

Thanks Vince... Nangandam na bitaw mi dire.. sa pagkakaron, init nga dag-um..wa ko kasabot.. sa Davao baha na.. some areas in Davao Sur, namakwit na mga tao especially kanang sa mga bukid nagpuyo..

this time, Cat eyebrows na pod siya... hehehhehe

kalooy pod... for your eyes only ra kutob hehehhehe awww...

preparing reports / presentation for Seminar-Workshop this Friday...