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Quote from: ms da binsi on September 13, 2007, 01:07:50 AM

This is beautiful.

Quote from: Mohandis Hajji on September 13, 2007, 04:55:45 AM
Dia pa jud!

Are these camels eating out of the garbage bin or are they just curious?

Quote from: C2H4 on September 13, 2007, 01:52:26 AM
Miss Ginger,

ms da binsi is actually teaching a class this fall, "Igat Igat Basics 101"

enrollment is going on now

Perhaps she is an original member of "Tropang Kiat."   This was vandalized on a bench in Himontagon, Loay:  "Tropang Kiat: Bahala'g ergat basta cover ang b**at." hehehe

Everyday.  You should hear me doing my Tarzan Yell.

Quote from: Ginger on September 12, 2007, 05:59:29 PM
Whoaaa!!! kadaghan ba oi, hehehe makuyawan man pud ta..mawala ato career ana kay mag Home Ekananay naman ta.

There's no problem there.  I'm perfectly willing to be the house-band.   However, I will be needing help with the housework, so Bambi's offer to help is welcome pero aron libre ari lang ta magpuyo diri sa Bohol. hehe

Asianfairy, you're welcome to be our maninay anytime.

Quote from: Ginger on September 12, 2007, 06:24:29 PM
Thanks, dear Sigbin! here's a clear view of my avatar....



it's a green crying heart....

Now I know what it is.   It's a beautiful picture.  I still vote for it.

gullible

gull, guile, bile, bulge, lull, lug, bill, bell, bull, gel, gill, bug, beg, big, leg, bel (1 min and 43 sec)

suggestion

Way problema.  Moabot kanila ang imong panagdait.

Kay dili ko na maangkon ang iyang gugma, maghilom na lang ko ug sa halayo tagamtamon ko ang iyang kaanyag.

Whatever you may be, kitt962000 (car or android?), welcome to Tubag Bohol!

It's supposedly a joke but I bet that this will make you cry, like it did in my case.

Dear Anak,

     Naipadala ko na ang P50,000 na pang-tuition mo.  Pinagbili namin ang mga kalabaw natin.  Ang mahal pala ng Counterstrike na kurso mo.  Wala na rin pala tayong mga baboy.  Ipinagbili namin sila para sa iyong laboratory project.  Nokia N75 ba yun?  Ang mahal naman ng project mo.  Kasama na din dun ang P7,000 para sa field trip niyo sa Mall of Asia.  Malayo ba iyon, Anak?  Bakit ang mahal?  Isasangla din namin ang palayan para mabili mo na yong instrumentong I-pod.  Para saan ba yan ginagamit?  Komportable ka ba diyan sa boarding house mo?  Kung makakaluwag kami ng tatay mo bibisita kami.  Victoria's Court ba ulit iyon?  Kumusta na iyong pinagpupuyatan niyong San Mig Lights.  Napa-ilaw niyo na ba?  Mataas ba'ng mga grade mo, Anak?  Sana, bago maubos ang ating mga ari-arian, maka-graduate ka na.  Walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo?
                                                                                    Nagmamahal,
                                                                                         Inay

In so short a time, you have become a hero!  Congrats, Ma'am C2H4!  

Mura-mura man mo ni Wyble/ms. da binsi, lupigon si Mike sa number of posts.

Senyor Balong-Balong, usa sad ko sa dili maihap nimong mga paypay, unsa may sunod nga nahitabo ninyo ni Gina ug ni Yon Jang Me?  Log in na sa imong suking internet cafe aron maka-dokdok na ka sa komp.i***.er ug madugangan ang imong otog.raphy.

Welcome, Ben!  Here in Tubag Bohol you are destined for addiction.

I vote for Ginger's.  Mainly because I'm intrigued by it, because I don't know what it is.  I'm assuming it's of a plant.

Nalipat man ko, Ging.  Duha na man diay ang Gingbin II.  Sorry.

Welcome, agila916!  Enjoy Tubag Bohol!

God forbid!  No.  He's someone a little closer to home, especially your home.

Here's a clue.  He was one of our presidents.

I'll try it anyway.

kinampay

ampay, mapa, nipa, pan, kapa, paka, kapin, maya, anam, pika (2 min and 32 sec)

derivative

Yes, it's difficult.  Very difficult.   Can you replace it with an English word?

Quote from: Bambi on September 12, 2007, 08:20:43 AM
General Douglas MacArthur

Okey....Who said this: " ICH BIN EIN BERLINER!"

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 12, 2007, 02:27:21 PM
"ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.”

famous slain American Pres...

Both JFK.  I remember reading that the way he said "Ich bin ein Berliner." was funny because it meant "I am a jelly donut." or something.

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 12, 2007, 02:24:07 PM
I have a dream.....

Martin Luther King

Here's something from a Filipino.

"I'd rather be right than successful.  I'd rather keep faith with justice than with power."

Quote from: Ginger on September 12, 2007, 01:59:58 AM

Another one of those Japanese crazy inventions.

Silk scarves with museum quality hand painted art and hand rolled edges. Gorgeous and breathtaking.

I don't know what to say.  I am scandalized. 

Remind them to make two lines kay duha mi ni Mohandis.

I'd very willingly be a sperm donor.   I'm just not sure women would be looking for my genes as they would Albert Schweitzer's. 

Quote from: Melrose on September 12, 2007, 11:18:30 AM
nge... ang s-h-i-t kay gi-delete...

That happened to me, too.  Kini jud si Mike.  Apil Y-A-W-A pud kay banned.

Quote from: Melrose on September 12, 2007, 11:18:30 AM
here's the next word:

KINAMPAY

Only Visayan words, Melrose?

Quote from: Ginger on September 11, 2007, 11:16:05 PM
Mura na diay ta ani ug artista kay loveteam man? Na, hala! perteng okiha...nganong naa ma'y II ang Gingbin, pila man diay imong anak kina magwangan?

Mao ni ang gi-ingon nila og "We're just friends."   hehe

Okay, panghinganlan na nato ang atong mga anak?  Sigbinger, Original Gingbin, Gingbin II, Sigbinger II, Sigbinger III, Gingbin II, Gingbin III, ug si Snowhite.  (Namura man ta'g Lord Marapao ani.) hehehe

Magpa-x-ray sa ko una kay wa pa ko kahibaw og naa bay kidney kaming mga sigbin.

After my death, I would like to donate whatever can be obtained but I'm not too sure what I would give of myself while I am still alive.  Perhaps a kidney?  Would donating blood count?

Salamat, Ma'am C2H4!

Mao jud.  Sometimes, though, I unintentionally revert to Inabangnon accent.  Naa pa jud gamay.

That's interesting, C2H4.  I'd like to know more about that.

Well, I was born in Tagbilaran, spent my early childhood in Bilar, then basically grew up in Tagbilaran.  But I would sometimes spend my summers there in Lonoy Cainsican (mura'g Sta. Cruz man tong among sitio).  And not to forget would also visit for fiestas (town and barangay), Kalag-kalag, mga kumbira, ug uban pang kasumaran.

hallucination

halt, clot, lot, cat, cot, count, cunt, can, lain, hail, chain, cation, anion, ion, haul, coil, than, hat, not, hot, clout, lout, hunt, hint, hilt, toil, oil, cull, call, till, nil, hill, chat, lunch, launch (4 min and 39 sec)

disenfranchisement

Or in the garage?

Hiding in the forest?

Quote from: Bambi on September 12, 2007, 06:13:23 AM
Here is a song for all Bol-anons:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx7T0BJSwyw

Ladies and gentlemen, the inimitable Yoyoy Villame.  His wit and humor will be greatly missed.

Quote from: Ginger on September 11, 2007, 11:38:38 PM
mao ba, Asian. Ikaw kunuhay bridge? LOL! Nindot pud kay aron ka experience ta ug harana, wala na raba na mauso ron...hehehe

Gusto ka'g harana, Ginger?  Here's a song by Parokya ni Edgar that I dedicate to you with all the feeling of my "kulba-kulba my heart!" : http://mefeedia.com/entry/3351231/

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 12, 2007, 02:09:25 AM
¡Sr. Sigbin De las Felicitaciones! ¡Más energía a usted! ¡Espero leer más de sus postes intelectuales en el foro! ¡Felicitaciones mi amigo!

Congratulacion!!

¡Muchas gracias por las felicitaciones, mi amigo!  I try not to be intellectual all the time.  I don't think I would remain sane for long if I did. Sometimes, it is enough to bring laughter and good cheer to others.  (Unlike some people who always look for the negative side of things and concentrate on nothing else and yet cannot suggest anything to improve the situation.  Does this description remind you (and benelynne) of someone in particular?)

Amahan jud ka, sir.

Daghang salamat, 'sanong balong, sa mga pulong nga makalingaw ug makapahilak.  Padayon intawon kay kami sa imong sugilanon nag-atung.

Ginger, ok ra nimo nga na-loveteam na kuno ta, matud pa ni Buenavista?

Unsa may pa-ngan sa atong mga anak?  Sigbinger? Ginbin II?

Quote from: C2H4 on September 10, 2007, 11:54:06 AM
With the possible exception of EDSA? It was nonviolent but scared Marcos enough to scurry his old butt out of the country...

In the only EDSA I recognize, I believe the people thought as they would think as persons.  They were not cowed by fear, neither were they enraged by vindictiveness.  They were truly brave.

Ari lang ko maghuwat ninyo sa Bohol.

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 10, 2007, 10:08:41 PM
Amen pod ko ni sigbin...

Ayaw la'g amen, Belle.  Makaingnan ko'g tiguwang ana.

Anyway, another great song I remember is Lucio San Pedro and Levi Celerio's "Ugoy ng Duyan."  A definite classic.  Just hearing it brings tears to my eyes.

Quote from: Ginger on September 10, 2007, 07:21:46 PM
Bambi, I remember this song when I was in 1st year college. I was lying on the cemented floor, memorizing the scientific names of phylum's.

Given the oddness of the scene, it must have been quite a memory, Ginger. hehe  (Uhmmm...Chordata, Rhizopora...Whatever I did, whatever I said, I didn't...Mullosca,Crustacea,Cetacea...Back for good...)

Ikaw Pa Rin reminds me of idyllic summer afternoons in Lonoy Cainsican, a four o'clock sun glowering in the sky as I look over the window and savor the sight of a young maiden taking a bath by the atabay.

Way sapayan, 'sanong balong!

Ginger, which mystery do you prefer? 

elongated

long, gate, deal, date, elated, ton, tong, done, don, nod, node, tad, glade, glean, dale, lead, load, toad, goat, goad, gel, leg, tang, gnat, ant, tan, loge, lodge, tag, got, told, dolt, dean, need, teen, lean (4 min and 30 sec)

diminutive

Naa pa gani'y "Love is like a Rosary, so full of mysteries."

Quote from: Ginger on September 10, 2007, 06:29:16 PM
I wonder where your hands would go, Sigbin.  I assure you...you will reach the certainty of pleasure....

Hmmm...I like the sound of that.

'musta ka diha, balong!

Quote from: Bohol on September 10, 2007, 06:11:43 PM

Comfortable ra man kaha ka nga mahimong asawa ug abogado? 

Mike, di sa lang ta maghisgot ana kay tingale'g mapalaw hinuon ko imbes ma-lawyer. hehe

Quote from: Ginger on September 10, 2007, 06:10:01 PM
hahaha mao diay wala mi klase karon! naa diay ni purpose...aron mag exchange kiss with Sigbin!

Imagine what would happen if there was a smiley icon with groping hands!

Quote from: Ginger on September 10, 2007, 05:41:21 PM
*Ginger blushes*

Ikaw gyud, Mike...ayaw ana kay basin ma awkward naku ni Sigbin.

Ayaw og ka-awkward, Ginger.  With all my malicious intent, aniay French kiss para nimo.    French kiss jud no?

Congrats, Sir Jun!

Thanks, asianfairy.   Hugs are just fine, especially since you're apparently married (I wouldn't want to be chased or shot at by rampaging husbands), but I shall be expecting more than just hugs from the single women here.

  Dugay nahong pugong-pugong, wa jud napugngan.   Salamat sa kubasa, Barbaro.  Aho ning ihatag sa Bohol Bee Farm aron himuon nilang cupcakes.

Quote from: Bohol on September 10, 2007, 03:39:36 PM
Congratulations, Sigbin II.

You are now a hero in the land of Sigbin-free Bohol. 

Pa-picture na sa Ramasola isip handumanan. 

Di ko magpa-picture, Mike.  Tingale'g malisang ko inig kita naho sa ahong picture.

Quote from: benelynne on September 09, 2007, 06:28:10 PM
Was it Voltaire who said that "Evil triumphs because good men do nothing?"

I think it was Edmund Burke, sir.

The only vigilante whose judgment I would trust would be myself.  But then I don't know how just I would be if I were to become one.

Most of them that are posted here are about food.   There's Balut I and Kan-on Binahugan.

Dungan ta'g pangapply, C2H4.

Salamat, C2H4.

True

The person below me is engaged to be married.

Quote from: C2H4 on September 10, 2007, 11:40:55 AM
Not quite, Mr Sigbin. I was a pharmacy student, and not a very good one, to be honest. Haha.

This was discussed in our pharmacognosy class, and the only reason I remember it is because our teacher was cute.

Do you think that would be a good case to present to CHED? to only allow cute teachers to enter our classrooms?

I would predict that there would be a 15% improvement in overall class attendance and as much as 90% improvement in memory retention of the students.

FALSE!  Dili ko addict!  Dili ko addict!  Dili ko addict!  Ayaw ko ninyo dad-a sa rehab!  Di lagi ko addict!

The person below me loves to go swimming.

Quote from: Bambi on September 09, 2007, 06:11:19 AM
We thrace about our recent ancestors... Gervistil and me, I think we have a related Family but quite far, I guess.... must have to ask my Mama this coming vacation.  Sigbin, he comes from the same barrio where my Lola lived before.

Hmmm...Posible diay jud nga parenta ra ta, pareha namo ni 'gaw Gervistill.

Tricks of what trade?

Quote from: Roger on September 09, 2007, 10:59:04 PM
Reply from a not-well-off Englishman..I must say I find Malou Fernandez's comments on her trip to Greece both offensive and thoughtless. Thoughtless because she didn't consider other filipinos', or even other  viewpoints, especially people (like msyelf) who cannot afford the luxury of first class travel.
Not only that, but thoughtless also about alternatives.. I know I would rather sit in a plane full of filipinos who are generally polite, gregarious and nice smelling, than a plane full of my compatriots or folks from other 'western' countries; who are more often rude, or totally taciturn and some not even conscious of their own body odour! I recall on our recent trip to the phils that there was an obese, loudmouthed compatriot of mine who was so extremely rude and suggestive to the filipina air hostess that it made me feel ashamed to also call myself British! Malou would have done better to congratulate her poorer compatriots on their courage for working almost perpetually away from home and on the more honourable traits of your average filipino!

Welcome to TB, Roger!  If only she shared your insight.  However, nature will out and by nature Malu Fernandez is a bitch.  Her appearance, though, is that of another animal entirely.

Quote from: C2H4 on September 09, 2007, 04:47:57 AM
I'm a person but I didn't feel smart when I read this...kay wala man nako nasabtan. 

Unsa man buot pasabot gud ani?

When an individual thinks over for himself any issue brought before him, he tends to make intelligent decisions or reflections and is able to support these with reason.  When an individual submits himself to mob mentality he loses the caution that guides the prudent man and becomes a mere instrument for all modes of violence.

I was considering it.

Ma'am C2H4, are you a chemist by profession.  Your username implies it but this

Quote from: C2H4 on September 08, 2007, 02:50:06 PM
Anyways, pare pareho ra man na sila actually, they have similar properties coz they belong to the methylxanthines -- caffeine, theophylline and theobromine. Naa na sila capacity tanan to stimulate the CNS. Ang caffeine lang ang pinaka potent, with theobromine having the least stimulant property. When we eat a chocolate, more than likely ang naka cause nga ma stimulate ta is not the theobromine  itself but the sugar in the candy bar...ga cause ug saka sa atong blood sugar.

lends certainty to the assumption.

Quote from: Barbaro on September 08, 2007, 01:21:06 PM
kini si swakee. lipat lipat ning iyahang address. abi kay pista sa loon karon gapa punta cruz napod. heheh. peace..

Mao-mao diay na siya'g style sa "wais" nga Maribojocnon nahong amigo.  Kung a-dyes sa Mayo, mo-ingon siya'g Nobyembre 24 ra sila mag-pista unja kung Nobyembre na, Mayo ra kuno.

Quote from: Bambi on September 08, 2007, 02:27:06 AM
Why not Mohandis?  What men can do..... women do better too.

Nganong naghubo naman na si El Mundo oi......? we need man like him very sexy! Wow kaajo!

Suwayi kuno'g pangihi nga nagtindog nga di mabasa ang inyong tiil.

monstrosity

son, soon, toon, ton, not, snot, most, moist, misty, soot, moon, story, try, moor, moot, sort, rosy, sit, stir, sir, tin, yin (3 min and 52 sec)

hemisphere

Quote from: EL MUNDO on September 08, 2007, 12:50:31 AM
di ba ka moapil namo girger?
--> wrong name oy... careful jud ta sa name ni ginger... si mohandis hajji.. nagirger na name ni ginger. na..lahi baya meaning sa girger!!! LOL

mohandis, makakita ka sa pic nga akong gipost? nakalock daw ingon si ginger. makakita man lagi ko.

Tinuyo na ni Mohandis, Leo.

Marcos was always an eloquent, impressive, and rational speaker but let's not forget that he used these words to justify a dictatorship that gave license to unmitigated plunder, human rights abuses, centralized crime, and the breaking of the will of the Filipino masses.

Quote from: junayag on September 10, 2007, 02:41:08 AM
getting and wanting are two different perspectives....how do you correlate?

Getting what one wants is taking action to accomplish one's objective, irrespective of whether this is a want or a need.  Wanting what one gets is contentment with one's situation in life, some people would call it complacency.

Mura'g sa ramen ra man siguro na, C2H4.  Wa pa man koy natagbuan nga chicken, beef, or bulalo flavor nga pansit canton.  Naay hot, sweet and spicy, ug with calamansi nuon.

Congratulations are also due for Eleazar Tutor Acampado for garnering the Third Prize in Cebuano short story in the Gawad Komisyon 2007 and for taking home the Unang Pinasidunggan for Cebuano poetry in the same competition!    His works are posted in the Bisayan Writings thread by bisayantek. 

Again, congrats!

Nanghinaut ko,
Inday,
nga,
sama sa
   gi-piyongan
   nga sangputanan
   sa pahinumdom
   sa Lucky Me,
mag-abot
ang atong mga ngabil pinaagi
niining katapusang lugas
   sa pansit canton
   nga atong gi-saw-an;
ug
nga matapos
   ning atong dalikyat
   nga timo-timo
sa usa ka matam-is nga halok.

Well, a provincial governor's salary is around P30,000 so a town mayor's salary should be somewhere between P20-P30K.  Of course no able, competent, self-respecting executive would exchange that for a position in a private corporation that pays you more than thrice that amount as basic salary plus other perks.

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 06, 2007, 11:49:10 PM

Mao ni iyang paborito kada ilis nako  ug bed sheets, siyay mo una ug higda....

In this picture, Louie looks a lot like "Paboo Ya," one of our cats, who also loves being wrapped in a blanket. 

What have you got?

consistency

cone, stone, onset, tones, sonnet, tonnes, cent, yen, yin, none, sis, yes, tics, cyst, nice, tine, ten, net, not, son, sin, sine, since, once, consist, incest, con, site, tie, cite (3 min and 48 sec)

repudiate

Sa mga bag-o-bag-o nga kanta, Matt Dusk's "Back in Town" is fun.

Welcome to TB, jaja!

imagination

mag, gait, man, tan, ant, tin, not, ton, giant, main, matin, gin, nag, tang, tong, mat, ion, anion, gain, got, tag (4 min and 17 sec)

eviscerate

Kaingon naho'g ikaw ra pud to.

Quote from: C2H4 on September 05, 2007, 08:32:57 AM
^Sir, pasagdahan nalang kuno ka, mao'y akong nasagap nga balita, kay sayang lang kuno ang bala sa armalite. *joke* lang, dili nako mag hisgot ani kay mag unsa nalang ang Tubag Bohol kung mawala ka Sir Sigbin...

Ang TB?  Magpadayon gud gihapon.

False.  Sometimes I'm far away from modern civilization.

The person below me believes in UFOs.

Quote from: Gervistill on September 06, 2007, 02:32:43 PM
Bilib sab ko nimo 'gaw daa..Naa diay pod ka listahan sa mga Fiesta..

It's posted on the bulletin board of our office.

Sorry if my meaning wasn't clear.  My apologies to those who may have been offended.  It's a beauty contest joke.  Supposedly, it's the answer of a grammatically challenged contestant to the question "Would you marry an ugly man?" and translated from "Kung gihigugma ko siya, ug gihigugma ko niya, nganong dili man?"

Quote from: Gervistill on September 06, 2007, 03:24:48 PM
maayo man diay pod ka ug ASCII code Sigbin..

Mao ra pud intawn na ang ahong nahinumdoman, 'gaw. 

Bambi, congrats!

Quote from: C2H4 on September 06, 2007, 02:53:47 PM
Nope, Sir Gervistill. My mom is an Anana. The first n is supposed to be en-ye (with the line on top) pero I couldn't find it on my keyboard.

Ikaw sir, unsa inyong kaliwat. Basin parente ra ta ha. 

Try pressing "Alt" and key in "1", "6", and "4".

Wa na pud koy accent pero naay usahay nga mogawas siya'g iya.

Di man siguro inisug ang inistoryahan og Inabangnon.  Kay naa may tonada, di mailhan nga nasuko na diay and tawo.

If I loves her.  And she loves me.  But why?

Quote from: C2H4 on September 06, 2007, 02:12:05 PM
Sir Sigbin, taga Inabanga diay si Dagohoy? 

Ok ra kaayo bisan unsa imong itawag nako Sir, dili gyud ko mosupak nimo kay isog raba kuno ning mga Inabangnon.

O, according to the research of the late Sotero Misa, taga-Pasanan to si Dagohoy.

Kung isug ang mga Inabangnon, isug pud ka.

Quote from: banalam on September 06, 2007, 07:10:36 AM
hello good morning!

kmusta mga liwat ni dagohoy!bag-o lang ning inyong ubos nga higala,..

padayuna ko dri ha,..hehehehe

I take it that this "banalam" is not Mohandis Ban-alam?