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bai paul.. tnx salamat gyod kaayo until next december pohon..after gyod nag swimming ug taga tuhod gihilantan ko adto katong sigi tang txt sa higpit sa schedule wala nay ayong tulog kay daghan mag mahay ug dili nimo ma entertained.. hangtod gihubagan intawn sa kilid.. hubag tiki hangtod ron baon pa nako..

wala nakoy masabing iba salamat sa mga santas..hope to see u again guys.. he he he nalate ko sa 30 dah pero naka abot ko sa 31 late gihapon.pero ok lang pwerti gyod nakong dali dali adto para maka abot sa brawpoint oi.. i meet ate bambi, Ms G. as in glen, Paul , mother ni mike jamming sad kaayo ug melrose.tnx guys..

to ms G as glen.. makatawa gyod ko nimo bah kay ug asa ko toa ka.. makit-an manko nimo dayon.. he he he sakpan noon ko kanunay nimo.. he he he

Ano ang sinabi ni Dr. Jose Rizal kay Inday?
Rizal: Inday, ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika ay mas masahol
pa sa halimaw at malansang isda.
Inday: Thank you for that wonderful word of wisdom, but don't you
know that I already read all your writings, unfortunately I was really
disappointed because majority of your novels were written in spanish
and latin. So, therefore, you are the ultimate violator of your own
aphorism.

DRAMA SA RADYO:
"Huwag mo kong hawakan, berting, nasasaktan ako! magulo na
ang buhok ko at pumapalag ako ngayn"
"magtapat ka lorena, habang lalong humihigpit ang hawak ko sayo"
"tama na berting! May nakita ako ngayng kutsilyo sa mesa, kukunin
ko ito at bigla kong isasaksak sayo...ayan. .nakuha ko na..sinasaksak
na kita!"
"aahhhh...sinaksak mo ako sa tiyan..ito ngauy nagdurugo at
mamamatay nako..ayan patay nako...."
...xet! buti nalang talaga naimbento ang tv...hehehe.

Who invented Jai Alai?
Ans: The Japanese and the Chinese.
The Japanese threw the ball and said jai and the Chinese was hit
in the head and shouted, alai.

Boy: Miss, huhulaan kita, gusto mo?
Miss: Oo ba....
Boy: Single ka no?
Miss: Ang galing ha! Pano mo nalaman?
Boy: Simple lang...Ang pangit mo, eh! Haha!

Ever wonder why Christmas is the season of love?
Kasi lahat nagmamahalan, ang manok nagmamahalan, ang gulay
nagmamahalan, ang karne nagmamahalan, lahat nagmamahal.

hello  ate bambs sus paita wala pako katulog oi.. daghan ko tubagon  diri..

bai paul sus daghan salamat sa sinugba gyod..

mag post sako ug pix kay aron malingaw mo... wla pako sa mood oi may jet log pa..

pix..

Quote from: Glen on January 20, 2008, 09:04:08 AM
Barbs komusta imong biyahe. Welcome back! We miss you na.

hello ms glen karon pa tawn ko abot murag homesex pa lagi dili makatulog.. maayo ang biyahe ms G. tnx to God..

daghan salamat sa mga member nga na meet nako.. si melrose, ms glen.. grabi c ms glen artista ang dating, ate bambi sad friendly kaayo at gwaapa oi..buyag.. si paul sad grabi sad .. wla koy masabi guys salamat sa lahat.. pix later lang ha..LC i meet ger a while pero ok lang nakasabot ko busy.. tnx kaayo nice meeting u guys sana sunod ulit..

karon pa tawn ko kabalik oi.. sigi pero dili pa karon kay pwerti.. may jey pako..

Si Manang, ang bagong katunggali ni Inday

Ang mundo ay puno ng pasakit, minsan ika'y madadapa, ngunit ikay muling ka ring babangon! Ako'y maghihintay, at balang araw lahat ng ang aking paghihirap at unti- unti ring mapapawi.

yman kaha ni dili man nako makita..

tnx for info...
dia man diay sa akong news papers diri ko sa TB naka basa..

araaayy ko..

SAKOP:
Lenti kang
amoha ka! Imo
kong gihimo nga
tawo2x sa
basakan,unya ako
swldo wlay
saka2x! kun
ma2tay ko,kinsa
mopakaon sa akong
pmilya,ikw?

AMO:
Eninglisa,kay
patas-on nako
imong swldo.

SAKOP:
Lightning
you! Man2x me in
the farm,my
salary did not
climb! If i die
who will eat my
Family,you?

tnx sa mga santa's...

GO GO GOW TB!!!!!!

Nay lalaking gi gutom og usa ka peso ra ang iyang kwarta.Busa nangita sya og baratong pagkaon nga mapalit sa peso.Og naka kita sa ya og tindahan namaligya og ginamos
Lalaki-Nang,tagpila mana ang imong ginamos?
Tindira-lahi lahi man ni sila og presyo dong.And GINAMAY kay tag 5.00pesos.Og ang GIPUSIL kay tag 3.00pesos og ang GITU-OK KAY TAG 1.00PESO.
Lalaki-nang,unsa mana ang ginamay?
Tindira-Ginamos na may kamay
Lalaki-Unsa man sad ang gipusil?
Tindira-Ginamos gipos-an og sili
lalaki-Unsa man sad na ang GITU-OK?
Tindira-Ginamos nga gitong-tongan og ok-ok

GF: Magbuwag na ta! Hambugero kaayo kang dako! Pwe!
BF: Day, pasayloa na lagi ko! Di na lagi ko muotro!
GF: Dili na lagi ko nimo!
BF: Magtubok mang gyud ko kon imo kong bulagan!
GF: Okey, mosugot ko pero ayaw na lagi paghimbog kay dili nako na type!
BF: Hay, salamat gyud kaayo Day! Karon nga misugot ka nga dili nata magbuwag, regaluhan taka og panyo nga tag 20,000 pesos, hatagan sab taka og panty nga 50,000 pesos, blah... blah.... blah...... Yahoooo!!!

Usa ka lalake nangabang ug babaye diha sa kamagayan..
Babaye : sige paghubo na..
Lalake : ups... haah...humana
Babaye : uy di ko nimo uy
Lalake : ngano man?
Babaye : daghan kay kag bolbol..
Lalake : A bu**** ka unsa may diay imong gusto daghan
O**n usa ray bolbol...

sa usa ka dapit, nagtagbo ang duha ka magsilingan samtang ga panilhig.
mare1: ois! mare! musta naman tong panaghikay ninyo ni pare kagabii?
mare2: alegre man apan nasobrahan lageg tagay mao nga akong ulo murag mabu-ak sa ka labad.
mare1: maayo kay kana ra mads, ako gani naglabad ning akong bu-ak murag naay ulo.

Maestra:Class, our lesson for today is Tagalog. Juan, use "ng" in a sentence. Gamitin ang salitang "ng" sa wastong pangungusap.
Juan: Maayong gabii, Nang.

Diperensya sa Pobre ug Adunahan.Kung adunahan ka,duna kay "allergy",

kung pobre ka,aduna kay"korikong" Sa pobre,"nabu-ang', kung adunahan,"nervous breakdown" tungod sa "tension"

Sa adunahan nga mangawat,ang tawag "kleptomaniac", sa pobre"k******n"

Kung pobre mosakit ang ulo,ingnon dayon ug "napasmo", pero ug

adunahan "migraine" Kung pobre, "buktot", pero ug adunahan "scoliotic"

Kung maid ka nga itomon,tawgon ka ug "negrita",pero kon

adunahan ka ug mas  itom pa sa sulugo-on ang itawag "morena"

Kung bisan kinsa lang ang imong ika-date, ingnon ka ug

"uwagan" o"burikat", pero kon kwartahan ka ang ilang itawag "game" o "liberated"

Kung idaran ka nga pobre tawgon ka ug "tigolang", pero kon datu

ang tawag "senior citizen"

Kung anak ka sa kwartahan ug dili dayon makakat-on, ang tawag

"slow learner" kon anak ka sa pobre ang tawag nimo "bogok"

hay kapait pag pobre ta...

Maestra:  Nganong nag-away man mo?

Pedro:  Si Juan man gud Maam, iya kong gihapak sa Scrub The Floor.

Juan:  Si Pedro biyay nanguna ha. Iya kong gilabayan sa Erase The Board.

Maestra:  Kung dili gani mo mopoyong duha, bitayon ta mong duha  sa Bayang Magiliw!

Si Bungol, si Libat ug si Buta nagsabot nga manan-aw sila ug sine kay wala pa gayud sila kasud ug sinehan sukad-sukad. Maong sa paglingkud nila sa sulod sa Vision Theater:

Bungol: (misyagit) Balik pulta, walay sound, walay sound hoy psssst!

Libat: (misyagit sab) Kuwadro! Kuwadro!

Buta: Hoy mga kolokoy! Wala pa gani magsugod!

Nag-istoryahanay ang usa ka lalaki ug babaye sa sulod sa barko

Ulitawo:  Tupad ra ba ta ug teheras, Day.  Pasensya ka na ha kay damanonon ra ba kaayo ko.  Kung damanon ko no, kusog ra ba ko mananday.

Dalaga:  Ako sab damanon ra ba ko. Kung damanon ko no, mangumot ra ba ko og itlog.

Dear luv,

Ikaw ray bugtong itik nga nagkapa-kapa sa malapokon kung dughan..
Boot bukikion, bulikaton ang masakit kung kagahapon, apan luv,
Nganong imong gipugos pagtuli ang pisot kung pag bati?
Ug ambi nalang ang yabe sa inyong kasilyas, ky didto nako idagayday
ang nagkaigit -igit kung PAGMAHAY!!!!...

Kanimo nahigugma..
Barbs..

mouli pod ka ms belle???

wala nay lain kanang top notch sa pag post..

volunter nalang ko Security para wlay maka lawas....

wahahaha

kaulion naman hinoon ko ani...
tnx els.. God Bless

Quote from: st. agnes on December 13, 2007, 11:06:32 PM
Princess, maayo bah diay ko mo organ?
hahahaha... kalimot ko dah!? bitaw gamay ra akong ka antogihan woi...
ukilele noon sah? hahaha abot gud ko sa Girls Scout sa tagb sauna, ako represent sa City central.. hehehehee..
kahinumdum ka adto? apil bah ka adto group sa ukilele sauna Princess?
si Maam Bacareza man guro ga facilitate adto sah?

woi... saman imo uban tell ni "chubachuchu"?
ataka, anak diay kog Mayor? diman Mayor akong papa adto nga time nga classmate ta sah? murag, Vice paman si papa adto.. ikaw... imong gi promote dayun...

Princess, ka hinumdum ka nila Maris,Marose ag kaluha>? (hehehe nangabroad na sila...) hasta si Louella...

si Filipina heard bout her? Atty. na sya...

nag reunion raba tah adto unsa tong yeara woi... wala man ka mi attend, didto mi sa Panglao adto...

kumusta?!!!!!!!!!!!

patay ko ani naipit ko dah.. akoy ray nag ingon ug anak sa mayor .. he he he vice iya ingon ako maoy nag promote

hello mestisa..
enjoy feel at home..

Dalawang gurls nag-aapply 4 work; isang matalino at isang boboMatalino: buti ka pa tanggap, ano ba ang ginawa mo?Bobo: wala, nung nagfill up ako ng form nilagay ko sa sex: “Sige Ba!!”

Teacher: Give me colors that begin with letter “M”
Pupil: Maroon!!!Teacher: Anybody else??
Ngongo: Mlue, Mrawn, mlak, maiolet…
Teacher: Mery ngood!!!

Mga Lathala ni Manang!!!

Humanda ka na Inday! Galing sa lupa ng mga Sang're, sa mundo ng apat na brilyanteng kumikislap upang mapalaganap ang katarungan at kapayapaan, mula sa mundo ng Encatadia. Ang maharlikang dugo ni Manang na dalisay at busilak at mga salitang tunay at makahulugan na may halimuyak na tulad ng mga sampagitang sa bawat letra ng mga salitang kanyang babanggitin!

Ang batayan ng pagiging mahusay na kasambahay ay hindi masusukat sa kakayahan sa isang mahusay na pakikipagtalastasan gamit ang pananalitang banyaga. Sa halip, ito’y masusuri sa kakayahang gampanan ang pangkalahatang gawain at pagsisilbi sa taong pinaglilingkuran. Wala sa salita kundi sa gawa!”


abangan ninyo ang pag tagisan nila inday at manang..

wahahha.. paita ni mahuman kaha ni nako..

Lalaki: Kuhaon ko ang mga bituon ug ihatag ko kanimo.
Babaye: Saba diha! Wa man gani ka kakuha anang kugmo sa imong ilong.
Lalaki: Aw! Sori day ha. Wala man god ko masayod nga gusto sad ka ani.

Asawa: Kab-i kog tubig kay maligo ko.
Bana: Pagkabog imo!
Asawa: Maligo ko kay mag-kuan ta.
Bana: Baldi bi!

a bad day..

oh my goshhhh

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

wahaha ha.. akong barkada pod ana ms belle naglakaw mga 7 am nanghuy-ab lang na lock sad.. amo lang gihilot iya hampapangig naulian baya.. he he he

Quote from: Ginger on December 11, 2007, 08:06:57 PM
barbs, palit na didto amerkana kaw...wehehehhehhehehehe

nah.. dili gyod ko.. parang pang haya.. blazer nalang parisan ug maong at t-shirt white..unique pa.

Son: Ma, bakit kayo tumatalbog sa
ibabaw ni daddy??

Mom: Wala anak, pinapaliit ko lang tiyan ng Daddy mo.

Son: Nye! Mapapagod ka lang kasi hinihipan din uli yan
ni yaya!

ngiti ka pra mwala problma..
ngiti ka kaibigan...
ngiti ka kahit kanino..
ngiti lng ng ngiti..
isang paalala mula sa..
PHILIPPINE MENTAL hospital!

Student: Tagpila inyo rice?

Tindera: Tag 5!

Student: And dukot?

Tindera: Libre..

Student: Dukot nalang... Ang baka tagpila?

Tindera: Tag 15..!

Student: Ang sabaw?

Tindera: Libre!

Student: Sabaw lang...

(Paghuman ug kaon sa student...)

Student: Naa moy Coke?

Tindera: (kani ay, mopalit na jud ni) Tag 10 dong!..

Student: Usa sad ana palihug... (dala ku-ot sa bulsa) Dara o, tansan... Free Coke!

Muslim: Palit na kamo sa sing-sing nga pure gold, bisan pag itunlob sa suka dili gyod molobad.

Kustomer: Ha ba diha ka pre, ming lubad man lagi ning sing-sing human ug tunlog sa suka. Muslim: Tungod kay dili man god pure ang suka

Muslim: Palit naka mo sa perfume nga snow white and seven dwarfs, humot kaayo.
Kustomer: Pre! baho man lagi ning usa ka garapa, Muslim: Ooooy! namatay man god ang usa ka dwarf.

welcome .. kaluo77

halllowwwww...

maayong pag abot Bol-anon ko...

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Do more than merely getting through this day. Jump into it fully with vigor and enthusiasm.
Do more than merely getting through your work. Find real joy in making a difference.

When the purpose behind each day is just to get it over with, that dismal purpose can begin to take over your whole life. By contrast, when you put a little bit of joy and positive purpose into each moment, you get a whole lot of great and wonderful things filling your world.

It only takes a fraction of a second to change your whole life and your whole world for the better. Are you ready to go beyond merely surviving and to fill each thought, each word, each action with the most magnificent possibilities of life?

Life is exactly the way you choose to see it. Wherever you may be, whatever you may be doing, you have the opportunity to immediately and completely make life truly great.

Open your eyes, look around, and awaken to all the best possibilities. Now is when you can live with all the richness you're able to imagine.

Juan: Bay Pedro, pananglitan kung ikaw ug usa ka amerikana nasaag sa lasang. Unya dihay mga igorot nga nagukod ninyo. Sa daplin sa sapa, nakakita ka ug sakayan. Pero, usa ra ka pasahero ang masulod aning sakayana.. Unsa may buhaton nimo?

Pedro: Aw, biyaan na lang nakong amerikana, Bay. Bahala nag unsa kagwapa nang Amerikanaha na. Luwason nako akong kaugalingon. Ikaw, Bay unsa may buhaton nimo?

Juan: Bugo ka man diay, Bay. Akong isul-ob ang amerikana una ko mosakay sa sakayan.

Quote from: ms da binsi on December 11, 2007, 03:44:38 AM
wehehhehehhehehehhehehehehehhhe

Barbaro dia ra imong HAMMER!!!

wahahaha ingon ana gyod akong hammer diri..
pero dili nako i hammer akong grief ani oi. malawlaw ug dali..

Asa ang grief

Anak: Tay, hain akong grief?
Tatay: Kaw bataa ka, dili ka gihapon kabalo. Brief lagi dili grief.
Anak: Aw, hain man Tay?
Tatay: Tua sa kwarto. Gi-hammer!

Sugod sa A

Gorio: Tagnaa unsay labing nindot nakong batasan, nagsugod sa A.
Juan: Aprutsabol?
Gorio: Wrong!
Juan: Abilabol?
Gorio: Wrong gihapon!
Juan: Unsa man diay?
Gorio: Anist!

Tag-iya: Hoy animal! Nasakpan ta na gyod ka! Ikaw diay tigpangawat og
lubi ha! Naog diha!
k******n: Sakpan gani, sakpan! Dili kay mangurat! Ug unya kon mahulog
ko bi?

wow nice experience yan st.agnes..

ako gutom nako ting panihapon na wla pa ang mess boy.. hayyy kapait pasmo ang bituk.. ani..

Wife: Ninakawan tayo ng katulong ng towel nung umalis siya.
Husband: Mga tao ngayon wala ng values. Anong towel kinuha nya?
Wife: Yung sa Manila Hotel.

Anak: Itay meron ba tayong kamaganak na mahirap?
Itay: Meron anak kaya lang di ko kilala.
Anak: E mayaman pong kamaganak meron ba tayo?
Itay: Oo anak meron, kaya lang di tayo kilala!.

A doctor, a priest and a politician went fishing. Their boat's motor
stopped and one oar fell. When the doctor was about to dive to get the oar,
crocodiles surrounded them.
Doc: I can't go. If someone gets bitten you'll need me.
Priest: I can't go either. I'll give the last rites.
Politician: I'll get it. He dove into the water and the crocodiles moved  away.

Amazing but it's just....A case of PROFESSIONAL COURTESY!

Before Marriage .... ..
Boy : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl : Do you want me to leave?

Boy : NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl : Do you love me?

Boy : Of course! Over and over!

Girl : Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy : NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl : Will you kiss me?

Boy : Every chance I get!

Girl : Will you hit me?

Boy : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl : Can I trust you?

Boy : Yes.

Girl : Darling!

After Marriage ...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP

What you are longing form is already here. How could you know it so intimately if it was not a part of you even now?
What separates you from your dream? It is nothing more than your resistance to accepting it a living it.

What you long for is not to be found in some object or location or set of circumstances. It is within you.

Go ahead and let it out. Go ahead and let it be.

No amount of misfortune or disappointment can tarnish the values you hold most dearly. Step gracefully and confidently forward knowing that you and your dreams are always intact, no matter which way the world may go.

Live the joy that is in what you long for. It is real, it is here, and it is you.

There are lots of temptations and there are plenty of excuses. Keep in mind, though, that you are in control of you.
To reach the destination you have chosen, you must follow the path that will take you there. And while diversions and distractions will constantly come along, remember that you are in control of you.

Your thoughts, your words and your actions are precisely the ones you choose. They can take you anywhere you would like to go.

Though many things are out of your control, you are always in control of you. You can respond, you can adjust, you can persist and you can move in the direction of your dreams, no matter what the outside factors may be.

You are in control of you. Your decisions in each and every moment determine the quality of life that you live.

It is a heavy responsibility and a magnificent opportunity. You are in control of you, and you will always go right where your actions take you.

by Gulliver

A cheeky robber raided a bookmaker's shop with his girlfriend's Rampant Rabbit vibrator.

But Judge Philip Head was not too tickled by the antics of 27-year-old Nicki Jex' and slammed him behind bars for five years.

Jex hid his partner's sex toy in a carrier bag and pretended it was a gun during the raid on Ladbrokes shop in Leincester, England.

A member of staff at the Narborough Road branch parted with more than £600 ($1,189) in cash when he pointed it at her.

But it was a case of bad vibrations for defendant Jex. when he got caught and ended in the slammer.

Sentencing him to five years, Judge Head said: "It's right to record that you did not have a firearm.

"But you pretended you had and intended that those you confronted believed that you did, and it must have been truly terrifying for them at the time."

The court heard that the cashier handed over £613 ($1,214) in till contents and other money to Jex.

As the Rampant Rabbit raider made his escape, the shop's only remaining customer, Wayne Vakani, followed him and tracked him to a nearby pub.

Jex pointed the vibrator in the bag at Mr Vakani and warned him to back off.

Mr Vakani kept a discreet distance but he also kept an eye on the vibrator bandit and watched where he went.

Thanks to Mr Vakani, Jex's hat, worn in the robbery and containing his DNA, was discovered nearby.
When Jex - a drug addict with a string of previous convictions - was arrested he denied any involvement in the robbery, but changed his plea later.

The judge awarded Mr Vakani £500 ($990) for his "very considerable courage".

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses. 

he he weird thing...murag dili ka tuhoan..

nice idea diba..

padalhan gyod ko ninyo ingon ana kay na boak akong MUG ganiha.. hu hu hu

he he he mali ako welson diay...

sus ko kabibo gyod nagkita ang taga pilar.. si nelson nalang kulang ani..

hahaha mao bitaw akong ng gidako kay basin naa dili nako magmahay..

ok sleep well.. sweetdreams..

dili kaayo st. agnes..he he he.. malay mo lebre mangarap tudo na..mabait si santa..

Quote from: ms da binsi on December 08, 2007, 11:45:53 PM
sus ka simple sa wish ni Barbaro...

ayaw i hunghong para maka dungog si Santa Genie in the bottle!!!

basin matinood ms belle.. he he he

breathalyzer up ahead..

Nov 7, 2007
The world's most expensive cat
by Gulliver



Meet the $22,000 designer cat that has become the latest exotic pet for fashionable homeowners in America.

The specially-bred Ashera is the largest, rarest and most exotic house cat in the world.

The pricey puss is a result of breeding the African Surval and the Asian Leopard cat with a domestic cat.

Bred by Los Angeles-based Lifestyle Pets, the company claims the Ashera "is a new ultra-exotic breed of domestic cat that already has wealthy animal devotees paying to get on the waiting list".

The modified moggy is similar to the average household cat in shape, and eats normal dried cat food.

But it has the markings of its wild cousins and is bigger, standing four feet high on its hind legs.

It can also grow up to weight a whopping 30 pounds.

Concerns have been expressed that the cat's wild ancestry may emerge as hyperactive behaviour when it is kept as a domestic house pet.

Bit in response to this, the developers have included ten years of sessions with a renowned animal behaviourist in the hefty price tag.

The cost of the cat includes nail caps to stop the kitten destroying furniture, hand delivery to the owner's home and a one-year guarantee.

Ashera fanciers can order the latest must-have pet through the website of California-based Lifestyle Pets.

But don't be in a hurry - there is a year-long wait to claim one of the special cats.

The Ashera was developed by British businessman Simon Brodie and his team of geneticists at a US lab.

In 1890, Pepsi-Cola was invented by Caleb Bradham and was originally called 'Brad's Drink.'

Life is not always easy. And that is a major reason why it is so precious.
Many of life's best rewards are possible only because you must work your way through difficult challenges to get to them. If everything in life were easy, there would be no opportunity for real fulfillment.

If the only things you experienced were pleasure and comfort, it would be impossible for you to fully appreciate them. A life of total ease and a complete lack of challenge would be unbearably tedious.

When the next challenge comes your way, when the next obstacle blocks your progress, find it in yourself to be thankful. For the difficulties provide you with truly magnificent opportunities to create value, to find meaning and fulfillment in living.

The challenges enable you to give of yourself and to make a real difference. And that's something you desire at the deepest level.

Life is not always easy. And because of that, you have the opportunity to make it truly great.

Sometimes your feelings can hurt profoundly. Yet wouldn't you rather have those painful feelings occasionally than never having any feelings at all?
Your feelings let you know you're alive. They tell you, in ways that words cannot, who you are.

Through your feelings, you discover what means the most to you. With your feelings, you're able to build rich, rewarding relationships.

Feelings can indeed be messy and inconvenient, yet they're certainly nothing to be ashamed of. Without feelings, life would be terribly flat and empty.

When a feeling seems to be uncomfortable or even unbearable, choose to dive more deeply into it. Somewhere in there you'll find something very positive, comforting and affirming.

You feel because you are, and you feel because you care. Those are things about which you can genuinely feel great.

There's a reason why the sunrise is so beautiful and magnificent. It sets the stage for a positive, fulfilling day.
When you start the day by choosing to be joyful, you put yourself in a creative, effective state of mind. You'll make yourself better able to handle whatever may come your way during the day.

A relationship that gets off to a positive start at the very beginning will quickly flourish and build great value. You can forge a positive relationship with each day when you begin it in a joyful way.

Even if the day is gray and gloomy you can choose to start it with a positive experience of your own making. Fulfillment comes to those who make it happen, and there's no better time than the beginning of your day to start moving forward.

There's an endless list of ways in which you can begin the day on a positive note. And the days that start well have the best chance of going well.

A new day arrives, ready to be lived. Choose to start it with joy.

wow.. tnx st. agnes.. cgi wait lang ko ha.. God Bless.. more Power

ako simple ra gyod unta ug masunod.. house & lot lang...

Like wise  ms bambs.. sleep well.. nyt nyt..

hala akow pod karon pako kabasa ani...

tnx sa nagmalasakit nako.. si ms belle ,specially to ginger...tnx for the effort of  st.agnes.. ehhhmmm sino ka ha ni si SANTA ha.. daghang salamat santa..

nice ang t-shirt white..

Pahabol naman agnes.. oh.. pwedi XXL nalang ako plssss..
basin murag nangka ko ani nga pahinugon.. ganahan ko ug loss...

A boy wrote a letter to his mom:
Dear Mom,
Don't look for me. Im now away. Im in love with Sara. She's 27 and her
baby is 9 months. I know I'm just 15, but I really love her, Ma. I want you
to know we're okay. I'm selling marijuana and she's selling her body in
order
for us to live. We wish there is cure for AIDS so she will be fine. By
the way,
Ma, she aborted our 1st baby. She said we can always make another one.
I'm sorry I wasn't able to personally say goodbye.
P.S: Di ma, joke lang. Dito lang ako sa kapitbahay. Uuwe din ako mamaya.

Women are very confusing...
1. Before marriage, they INSPECT the man.
2. After marriage, they SUSPECT the man.
3. After his death, they RESPECT the man.

Bisaya to english:
PEDRO;bay Juan,onsay english sa IRO nga naligsan?
JUAN: IRO nga naligsan?kowan bay,DOG-MOK
PEDRO:sa iring nga naligsan bay?
JUAN:CAT-TAG
PEDRO:sa baboy nga naligsan unsa man sad?
JUAN:e di PIG-SAT

Itlog og iti:
anak: mama mama dili nako mokaun og itlog kay manimaho ko og iti ingon atong silingan
mama: motoo man ka nila na botbot mana
anak: tinood no na mama
mama: so og mukaon ka og itlog manimaho ka og iti,so kaon nalang iti para maniho ka og itlog

gurly na diay si harry potter karon.. nice photo..funny..

wahahahaha..kivs man gyod...magpalit ug users name na si adtin...

too much shopping and salon visits.

Most women are very caring and even when sick will tend to her man and family. Have you ever heard of the old saying "behind every great man is a great woman"

.. sweetdreams ms bambs.. nyt nyt...

Yes, you can do it. And you can begin right now.
Sure, you've run into problems in the past. Yet there is a way to get past every one of them.

When it is important enough to you and meaningful enough for you, you will find a way. There is a positive, effective step that you can take this very moment.

It will require effort on your part, as well as commitment and persistence. Fortunately, you are fully capable of all those things.

Yes, you can do it, and in the process you will more fully become the beautiful, unique person you are meant to be. You will grow more capable, more confident, more knowledgeable and experienced.

When your objective is connected with the purpose that drives every other purpose, there is no doubt that you can do it. Begin now to work your way there.

There is a miracle in every moment. Look closely, and lovingly, and you will clearly see it.
There is an innate and elegant beauty in even the most ordinary of things. Learn to love that beauty, and to let it be, and your eyes will be opened to wondrous possibilities.

There always and everywhere is a quiet yet unyielding peace, upon which rests all that is. The more often you reach in and touch this peace the more fully you experience its power.

Anything that is negative, deceptive or destructive will eventually consume and obliterate itself. What is authentic, peaceful and creative will continue to grow more pervasive.

When you need nothing other than to simply be, you have every beautiful and wonderful and miraculous thing there is. Life's richness is never more than a single thought away.

Breathe in deeply the beauty, the wonder, the miracle that is now. Know the joy that cannot ever fade.

The success you seek is a reality that already exists within you. Your actions are the way you express that reality and bring it to your outer world.
Achievement is not a matter of becoming successful. It is a matter of fully demonstrating the success that is already within you.

Success is not something that you must strive to obtain or acquire. Instead, it is a beautiful and unique gift that you are able to give to your world.

Every success, every achievement comes from within. Nothing can separate you from the success you desire because it is already a part of you.

When the success that is within you drives your actions, that success will surely and faithfully flow out from you. Live the success that is yours, and that success will surround you.

Choose in each moment to fully and lovingly share the success that is within you. The expression of that success will add great value and beauty to your world.

The next time you're washing yourself and complain that the water temperature isn't to your liking, think how it was for the unfortunate people living in the 1500s.

Most people married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good in June. However, they were starting to smell so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the sons and other men, then the women, and finally the children - last of all the babies. By then, the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it; hence the saying, "don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

Houses had thatched roofs; thick straw, piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the dogs, cats and other small animals (mice, rats, and bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained, it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof; hence the saying "it's raining cats and dogs." There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This was a real problem in the bedroom, where bugs and other droppings could really mess up your nice clean bed. A bed with big posts and a sheet over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt; hence the saying, "dirt poor."

The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh on the floor to help their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept adding more thresh until it would all start slipping outside when you opened the door. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway, a "thresh hold."

In those days people cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight, then start over the next day. Sometimes the stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while; hence the rhyme, "peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which was quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man "could bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat."

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with a high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning and death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Most people did not have pewter plates, but had trenchers, a piece of wood with the middle scooped out like a bowl. Often trenchers were made from stale bread which was so old and hard that it could be used for quite some time. Trenchers were never washed. Sometimes worms and mold got into the wood and old bread. After eating off wormy, moldy trenchers, one would get "trench mouth."

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burned bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper crust."
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would sometimes knock people out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up; hence the custom of holding a "wake."

England is old and small, and they started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and take the bones to a "bone house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 were found to have scratch marks on the inside, and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground, and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift") to listen for the bell; thus someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."

And that's the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...whoever said history was boring? 

source:weird news

The loudest noise ever known was produced by a volcanic eruption at Krakatoa, near Javan, in 1883. The sound was heard in Australia, 5000 km away.

When Laki volcano in Iceland erupted in 1783, its lava flow stretched 65 km, the longest ever recorded.

There are over 500 active volcanoes in the world.

About 20 per cent of all volcanoes are underwater.

About 20 to 30 volcanoes erupt each year, mostly under the sea.

Lava from an erupting volcano may be as hot as 1200 degrees 

weird news..

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

One day, leaning on the bar, Jack says to Mike "My elbow hurts like hell.  I suppose I'd better see a Doctor!"

"Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Mike replies. "There's a new diagnostic computer at Tesco Pharmacy. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid.....a lot quicker and better than a doctor and you get Tesco Club card points as well".

So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco. He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow.

Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks".

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter and the cat, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would happen.  He deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer printed the following:

I) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.

Ii) Your cat's having kittens. Get a vet

Iii) Your dog has ringworm.  Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

Iv) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

V) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a solicitor.

Vi) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better...... ..

Thank you for shopping at Tesco.

Boy 1: Nasusuka ko kaya lang di ko masuka!
Boy 2: Malali lang, sundutin mo tonsil mo.
Boy 1: Di pa din e
Boy 2: Try mo sundutin pwet mo!
Boy 1: Di pa din e!
Boy 2: Saka mo isundot sa tonsil...